Landlord: "I'm here to collect rent." Me: "THERE IS NO ONE IN THE HOUSE WITH ME!"
@Coolouie6 ай бұрын
Landlord: disintegrates
@stargazzer91665 ай бұрын
Landlord: evaporates
@niubei8._lina14 ай бұрын
Landlord:I’m not a monster
@stargazzer91664 ай бұрын
@@niubei8._lina1 *CRINGE ALERT*
@MichaelGillan-iw4ol4 ай бұрын
LOL
@DoctorPorkenfries6 ай бұрын
"Repeat this message: there is nobody in the house with me. Also, just for safety's sake, I do not recognize the bodies in the water."
@doglover55915 ай бұрын
i dont recognize the bodies in my basement, so there is nobody in the house with me.
@NumberOneDork5 ай бұрын
😂
@ThinNguyen-kp9lq5 ай бұрын
@@NumberOneDorkkid
@Delta-triple-7774 ай бұрын
Fr
@aidenshappyplace31344 ай бұрын
What bodys
@xyphyrlmontederamos73586 ай бұрын
I think theres no million dollars and a 10/10 girl in my home
@edgelord836475 ай бұрын
Bro figured it out
@thebeandevil13 күн бұрын
Make sure your girl reads that
@stikfigzz4 ай бұрын
"There is something in the house with me. There is a million dollars in the house with me."
@DragonflyMel2 ай бұрын
*monkey’s paw curls*
@MoonlightMirage6 ай бұрын
Families with multiple people living in the same house: So I've been lonely this whole time?
@Cyn-ister_Shade6 ай бұрын
So...schizophrenia on steroids
@LizLuvsCupcakes6 ай бұрын
I mean, yeah, I guess this would just be a really bad paranoid episode that has consequences if you believe in it. Which, to be fair, is every paranoid episode to some extent.
@LauroArturoAguirre5 ай бұрын
basically yeah
@yilca5 ай бұрын
Exactly
@valentinedestroyer3 ай бұрын
schizophrenia but “it” exists
@Cyn-ister_Shade3 ай бұрын
@@valentinedestroyer that's what I'm saying
@MrFloppado3 ай бұрын
This video gives the vibe that the broadcast is lying to you, there is indeed a person in your house.
@automaton29533 ай бұрын
There is only someone in your home if you believe there is. That's the nature of the anomaly
@U-A6602 ай бұрын
Right, it feels so...unnerving. it's not believable
@ju1ianxf0rc326 күн бұрын
That’s kinda the cool thing. It’s like it’s in your head, when it’s actually true when you know it isn’t in your head but your home. :D
@abundant_wisecrack2236 ай бұрын
This anomaly could be easily exploited
@furrballwasnottaken6 ай бұрын
real
@SharkSweeper6 ай бұрын
“XÆHJHWBBHCHEJNENSJIWUHVHNNBVCFFDŠ” - the anomaly
@That.-6 ай бұрын
“There is totally no gold bars worth millions in home home”
@Splatenohno6 ай бұрын
@@abundant_wisecrack223 “Is it bangable?” - SCP scientists
@verros036 ай бұрын
"There is definetly no 10 billion dollars worth of diamonds in my basement!"
@h.huseyinergun75206 ай бұрын
Can't even have guests with the foundation running around.
@Azlifa4 ай бұрын
I'm the thing in your home, Look in your closet.
@stonelung87296 ай бұрын
SCP: There's nothing that can hurt you. That one spider:
@looneypeach6 ай бұрын
happens normally in my house
@R8ISH6 ай бұрын
xbox pfp goes crazy
@NetarAlt6 ай бұрын
Looks like my mom is questionable... 🤐
@leaffallclover6 ай бұрын
yeah true
@GeraldandmeАй бұрын
Yeah.
@-_-sonalexx-_-6 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear: I died 1 day ago, my brain doesn’t work
@user-et2dx5du7e6 ай бұрын
Most activities that involve the internet don’t require a brain,there is no problem,have a nice day
@dobeikwan36844 ай бұрын
@@user-et2dx5du7etwitter in a nutshell
@jithu65495 ай бұрын
Dude why is this is actually unsettling
@ibarelyupload76484 ай бұрын
"if you think there is something inside your home, remember that there is no one with you in your home" also broadcast: if something is in your home..
@naterowan90415 ай бұрын
“Please take some time to walk around your house and confirm no one is with you” I’m running!
@ju1ianxf0rc326 күн бұрын
At least it gave me time to make sure my family is still my family and not pattern screamers
@alessandromistretta-o5h5 ай бұрын
as someone who has a pattern screamer as a friend, i completely agree
@LittleAimsyt6 ай бұрын
0:06 NO BECAUSE IM IN THE SOUTH WEST ON HOLIDAY RIGHT NOW. 💀
Wait say this: "there is no 11/10 baddie in my house there is no 11/10 baddie in my house there is no 11/10 baddie in my house " Always works😂
@EgTVFan_studiosАй бұрын
“Do not look away.” Oh ok then. OOH A BIRDIE! *dies*
@メンタルハザード5 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear, I live in a sewer pipe
@ThomasMarcusKong3 ай бұрын
Instructions Unclear,I Was Born In The Hospital.
@AverageKidBuufanАй бұрын
“There is nobody in the house with me” just makes you think someone’s there even more
@MatthewDaCreater6 ай бұрын
Single People: I see this as a win.
@TheJuliet316Ай бұрын
Say his name and he appears...
@Azlifa6 ай бұрын
So, What you are trying to say is.. MY MOTHER AND BROTHER IS NOT REAL ? !
@Trumpmakeamericagreatagainmaga6 ай бұрын
Yes
@X3N3O6 ай бұрын
There is noboy in your house with you, calm yourself, also take a 12 gauge just in case.
@Azlifa6 ай бұрын
No ! I cannot live without mother's delicious food ! @@X3N3O
@galaxy_32895 ай бұрын
Are you still alive?
@Trumpmakeamericagreatagainmaga5 ай бұрын
@@galaxy_3289 No Alzifa is dead.
@LeoAcosta-xr9pt4 ай бұрын
Plot twist: it was just a guy who broke in to ask you to pay your taxes
@T3C-NINE4 ай бұрын
THEY EXIST! THEY EXIST! THEY EXIST! THEY EXIST! THEY EXIST! THEY EXIST! THEY EXIST!
@Splatenohno6 ай бұрын
Bro I was home alone and kept hearing actual footsteps in my house wtf
@BeauTurton6 ай бұрын
It was you while you were walking don't be so so so
@Splatenohno6 ай бұрын
@@BeauTurton I was sitting in bed
@kitkatiecat6 ай бұрын
THERE IS NOBODY IN THE HOUSE WITH YOU.
@Splatenohno6 ай бұрын
@@kitkatiecat -HELP- THERE IS NOTHING IN THE HOUSE WITH ME
@kitkatiecat6 ай бұрын
@@Splatenohno You don't need help, because there is nobody in the house with you.
@MS-jp3op5 ай бұрын
It's not the Pattern Screamers I'm worried about, it's the Pattern.
@JoshBeevYT22 күн бұрын
Guys, stop abusing Jerry, he’s just my neighbour. He only k1lled 10 men
@AztecAmal6 ай бұрын
SCP: No one is in your house Also SCP: SOMEONE IS IN YOUR HOUSE now act like nobody is in your house bruh
@SaraQuintero-e8b5 ай бұрын
🇲🇨
@automaton29533 ай бұрын
Well that's not really what it means. Basically, it is saying "You REALLY need to truly believe that there is nobody in your home with you, however if you are incapable of this belief then take these steps to ensure your safety against this entity but I am not going to say this out loud because the implication of that will ensure your panic and the manifestation of said entity"
@HandsomeYoungSir6 ай бұрын
Bro that’s my guy Josh, he lives at the farthest river from your town
@theshopkeeperandtheman5 ай бұрын
there are no 1 trillion dollar gold bars in my basement
@PETERTENCH199016 күн бұрын
I like how when it says "If you feel there's something in your house, WHICH THERE IS NOT," It makes me feel a little stupid, making me think, "Why am I doing this? There's nothing in my house."
@NotShane04 ай бұрын
Me: walks outside
@JaxtonYerbyАй бұрын
“There is a billion dollars in untaxed cash in the house with me.”
@UnitedStates-lt4wl5 ай бұрын
second option: just leave home
@Tommy-just-eats-foods5 ай бұрын
Nah Third option: move to Japan KOWIIIIICHIIIWAAAAA🌸
@TheOnlyMannLeft5 ай бұрын
@@Tommy-just-eats-foods hell no, dont wanna die from overwork there 😂
@Aesthetic_purple_NeonАй бұрын
@@Tommy-just-eats-foods kon'ichiwa*
@Crazycorgi106Ай бұрын
Homeless people:🤷♂️
@mistysayan48215 ай бұрын
2:08 wait wha my stove doesn’t exist my tv my phone my 54 chargers my bathtub and many others just don’t exist?*all decor and supplies in house dissapears* oh.
@Noah-e1h7n17 күн бұрын
The narrator: Please do not be distracted and listen carefully. Me 0.0001 seconds later: ooo look at that banana it looks so delicious 🤤
@frasko91915 ай бұрын
What about one with the quiet place monsters so we see how Scp foundation deals with quiet place monsters
@LeagueofNominalReality5 ай бұрын
I am here to announce after 17 days of hunting we have managed to contain the anomaly and send it to S.T.O.R.M. For them to destroy it
@kingwitherasher46286 ай бұрын
As someone who makes very realistic daily fics, i see this as an absolute win
@ju1ianxf0rc326 күн бұрын
the fact I was watching this and then getting constant paranoia (it’s just my GAD acting up)
@ShikuroAkane5 ай бұрын
Hits harder when you’re alone at 2 AM ☠️
@lolypopfanflop23 күн бұрын
One day analog horror will be real
@kyewikeley21 күн бұрын
gonna turn my pattern screamer into something good rather than neutralise it because I'm all about making things work out for the better
@Welgeldiguniekalias21 күн бұрын
There is a homicidal maniac in my annoying neighbour's house. Please spread the word.
@Lucas024966 ай бұрын
@AztecAmal6 ай бұрын
very informative piece of advice
@Dr.ArgusQuest6 ай бұрын
This advice is actually life changing. Thank you, kind internet user.
@spinisper6 ай бұрын
So relatable
@jamsya86 ай бұрын
How could you say that, bigot?
@Equinoctilus6 ай бұрын
Dad?
@TheRealGangsterTMАй бұрын
dad: hello son, i got the milk me: THERE IS NOBODY IN THE HOUSE WITH ME
@cryingchildfnaf16 ай бұрын
There is something in your house. There is something in your house. THERE IS SOMETHING IN YOUR HOUSE. *THERE IS SOMETHING IN YOUR HOUSE. :)*
@Dr.ArgusQuest5 ай бұрын
@@cryingchildfnaf1 nuh uh
@cryingchildfnaf15 ай бұрын
@@Dr.ArgusQuest me when i see the monster:
@JustNinjaCactus3 ай бұрын
OF COURSE THERE IS DUMY
@WilliamGagnon-xs8lr2 ай бұрын
There is nothing in the house with you. There is nothing in the house with you.
@JustNinjaCactus2 ай бұрын
@WilliamGagnon-xs8lr I'm the one in my house I'm the one in my house I'm the one in my house I'm the one in my house
@Puffball2763times5 ай бұрын
thank god wales is between me and cornwall
@emmahealy48635 ай бұрын
Relative safety, might have to move even further north
@FrogAviation2 ай бұрын
I’ve watched like ten analog horror EAS broadcasts today help me Edit: wait what if I live with other people
@KewpieDollieАй бұрын
“remain calm” THAT MEANS SOMETHING B-A-A-A-A-A-A-D
@paranocorp658220 күн бұрын
THE REGENT ENDURES
@shiro_36113 ай бұрын
an EAS scenario with no Jumpscare and High Pitch Glitch Sound?
@PlusieworldExtraaccount2 ай бұрын
SCP:"there's nothing that can hurt you." Mosquitoes:
@ybox10546 ай бұрын
this place is nuts!
@mister_foursereen2 ай бұрын
THERES NO 10 BILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF GOLD BARS IN MY BASEMENT WITH A MINIATURE DEATH STAR THAT CAN STILL VAPORIZE A PLANET IN A INSTANT
@JDMC-USAАй бұрын
Imagine if you yell “There is nobody in the house with me” then a burglar walks out of the other room 😂😂😂
@NarinSays5 ай бұрын
If this aired, this would make it hard to get out of my mind. Now I feel like I *KNOW* something is with me.
@thomashalsted18883 ай бұрын
The urge to be bothered by this thing only so I can pull a WH40K Ork "Waaagh!" is steadily growing stronger
@your_boi_aves21 күн бұрын
this is a life lesson, not horror. mom: time to go to bed me: "THERE IS NO ONE IN THE HOUSE WITH ME!!!"
@padivr216 ай бұрын
Is it bad that before i watched this i was having paranioa and thought someone was in my home??
@gigamin3735Ай бұрын
Ah yes: "dont think of a pink elephant".
@lindasims18402 ай бұрын
Bro said arm your self even though no one’s here
@steam1984Ай бұрын
There is nothing in the house with me when i start to believe that megan fox is in the house with me
@TheHole-n9rАй бұрын
There is something in the house with me, my dog
@alextrill17462 ай бұрын
Funny thing: actually having someone in the house with you (a person, a pet, whoever) completely negates the pattern screamer.
@Coolrobloxplayer95094 ай бұрын
As someone who stays home alone:When I hear sounds I freak out, I can agree
@T0x1c_AIАй бұрын
"There is nobody in the house with me" My cat: :o
@baboren5 ай бұрын
crazy how this broadcast is only worsening the situation. If im alone in the house, I’m gonna think I’m alone. If I’m told that if I don’t think I’m alone something will appear in my house, I will NOT think I’m alone.
@therhinosnake693825 күн бұрын
I would just BOLT out of my house.
@Breadstiksfoeva25 күн бұрын
0:22 My ADHD: Hah, no thank- DOGGIEE
@nabilmaidin614826 күн бұрын
i dont feel like there is a house in the house
@LukeMcKinsey4 ай бұрын
So wait, is something in the house with me?
@Idk-b3p1o2 ай бұрын
No. Unless you start believing that there is something with you, which is not with you, and doesn’t exist
@Cosmotron1955 ай бұрын
Sometimes thinking you're alone in you house is more scary than than thinking something is inside your home.
@SwagatoMaitra5 ай бұрын
So basically we are gaslighting ourself......
@Catfishguy5 ай бұрын
Crook: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!! Me: “You picked the wrong house, fool.”
@CameronLayne-z4b29 күн бұрын
Wouldn’t it be easier if they just didn’t say this, there would be no reason to believe that there was something in your home
@ron355728 күн бұрын
I mean, you'd probably believe due to the anomalous paranoia mentioned in the beginning
@valentinedestroyer3 ай бұрын
sir, please leave my home
@fatimawajid119128 күн бұрын
Monster:I'm here me: dude I live in an apartment! Get out of my houuuuuse!
@Twistyfishy75774 ай бұрын
Master Chief is part of the foundation, who'd've thunk it. Tho I always figured he himself would be the anomoly.
@tanmayvankhede28503 ай бұрын
Bro why am I watching this at 3 am
@DylanBartholomewJPepe3 ай бұрын
Bro I'm a good few beers in this shit is diabolical, well done.
@Yelsim2 ай бұрын
?????
@AnthonyHernandez-i3f2 ай бұрын
The funny thing is I've been hearing weird noises in my house for while
@TheRealHyper455 ай бұрын
Me: "97 billion dollars are in my house right now'
@itzCxpidАй бұрын
But what if someone IS in the house with you? Like your dad or grandma (or a pet)
@HnT4everАй бұрын
I found a way to look at my own nose
@metlife124 ай бұрын
God: Do not be afraid Satan: SETS ABNOMALIES TO HAUNT THE HOME Me: GETS OUT OF MY HOUSE AND SELLS IT
@CarameIcookieАй бұрын
That thing isn’t safe in my house
@Shaniisnotok2 ай бұрын
Guys I think there’s no one in the house with me
@glasscleanerisyummy2 ай бұрын
Not me being home alone while watching this 😅
@Magenta_glazed_terracotta2 ай бұрын
middle child is devastated
@Yelsim2 ай бұрын
???
@Normale.6 ай бұрын
Packing my bags right now because there are like 4 anomalies inside
@WillyBilly17Ай бұрын
Doesn't that just work like - if they didn't tell me that there isn't anything in my house, I wouldn't think about it and actually know there is nothing, but if they told me there is nothing, now I want to think there is something in my house. Weird, right?
@WarLegend505 ай бұрын
Burglarers the next day: 🤑
@lunayarekАй бұрын
My mom: "Swettie go to sleep." Me: "There is nothing in the house with me."
@nightmare2.026Ай бұрын
My mom just said to me “Are you listening to Steven hawking”
@tchau.299Ай бұрын
Ok this one is the best
@NaailidrakiMad5 ай бұрын
That's how the Annomalys Is Attracted Bruh😂
@Katze-sdkfz4 ай бұрын
There is definitely no classified documents in my basement of the M1 Abrams and F22!
@Cetussoldier1900Ай бұрын
Wait so he’s saying that my family doesn’t exist this whole time…
@NychusX6 ай бұрын
the static increasing in volume really messed with me