"There's a waterslide in the middle of the North Sea" Creepypasta

[@Kickiusz]

I love how every one of these men saw a hole and instantly decided to jump into it, not even throwing a flare in to check how deep it was. And all of them constantly landing on each other was borderline comedic (also, if they were jumping in in such small time intervals, how come they didn't meet each other on the platform? Or did they decided to all just jump in anyway, without giving each other enough time to move away?). Past that part, the story was actually not bad. It's like someone found their little sibling's abandoned creepypasta and decided to finish it for them.

[@simtexa]

In addition to the fact that he fell for "10 minutes", yet somehow wasn't instantly killed when he landed. Even falling into water from that height will kill you immediately.

[@ryanabrahams8061]

@@simtexa I figured it meant they were going down the slide for 10 min Though something that bothered me is how he said "it wasn't for that long". But 10 min is a LONG ass time to be going down a slide

[@ApocalypticTruthTeller]

Show me a man on earth who doesn’t immensely enjoy exploring mysterious, virgin and forbidden holes and I’ll show you a liar. And yes that is meant to read as sexually charged as you’re taking it.

[@weirdlan.d3144]

This one just seemed really silly to me. Just with how fast it devolved into just random murder and death of every other character violence in the main character becoming a monster

[@jaycemcqueen306]

A year late but this was definitely a very goofy one. Tried way to hard to add every horror element possible and just didn’t workout

[@RiotShieldMan]

My brain couldn't even put together a full mental image of that monstrosity.

[@cephalonplant4087]

When your higher then your brain will allow but got the urge to write a creepypasta

[@shyliet3851]

I’m at 6:30 and having that problem

[@EdgyShooter]

Think the captains actions are still the most horrific part of the story...

[@sereneillusions5812]

Right

[@al145]

Pretty sure once you've inhaled the first lungful of cold saltwater, you're basically done unless someone helps you

[@LeeroyPorkins]

Tune in next week for "There's A Porta Potty In My Backyard. Don't Use It."

[@jackdurden466]

It’s so funny I found you, I was actually gonna ask you what the next episode was going to be? Now I know. Awesome.

[@popevimtoripkeefhappysackXXX]

“I Tried It And The Cold Sticky Taper Of A Protruding Turd Touched My Perineum…”

[@logannicole7560]

i’m very interested in hearing this honestly

[@rasberryiceify]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@carnitagroves7758]

LMAO!!!!

[@Avader04]

we say it once and we’ll say it again, ocean creepypastas are the best ones especially when you narrate them

[@mbm3155]

He fell for a short amount of time which was about 10 minutes? I can’t tell if I’m hearing that right. Nice story either way.

[@cincylaw14]

@Oasis he didn’t ride the slide did he? Wasn’t there a separate hole in the concrete in addition to the slide? I thought he jumped in that hole because going down the slide meant being back in the North Sea.

[@hardtek517]

I think it was meant to be 10 meters.

[@cincylaw14]

@@hardtek517 okay yeah, that makes a lot kore sense. Haha

[@Mygg_Jeager]

@@hardtek517 it was definitely 10 meters... which is about 6 or 7 washing machines for our non metric American friends here.

[@wisspy4704]

@@Mygg_Jeager Oh thank the gods I almost didn't know what you were talking about there. Thanks :)

[@carnitagroves7758]

Sometimes the sheer STUPIDITY of the characters can detract from what might otherwise be a decent story. Annoyingly, this story is no exception.

[@jackdurden466]

This definitely has my attention more than the door, the stairs, and other odd findings in the middle of the ocean. This has some real eerie darkness to it. I am left wondering if he’s being kept with the scientists down there. It seems so...

[@CujoKelly]

Anyone else find it odd how casually they all shrugged off half the crew breaking their necks falling down the hole?

[@justagundam]

My new favorite descriptive term. "AN ABSOLUTE WEAPON OF A MAN"

[@Amber_Phoenix]

The beginning was intriguing but from the point they jumped down the hole it became hilariously stupid

[@legatobluesummers1994]

I just imagine after sliding down it the krakens mouth opens at the end or it's a mimic that detached from a waterpark during a tsunami

[@joeyclark8266]

We weren't falling for long ,after about 10 mins.

[@catycox8915]

Bruh, I thought the same thing

[@ssjabelincoln420]

They fell for like 22 miles then casually hit a pile of bodies at ~130mph. It's stuff like this that absolutely murders a story to me :(

[@joeyclark8266]

@@ssjabelincoln420 I hear ya ,I'm paraphrasing but i think the landing line was" with a soft crunch" lol It is just a story tho.

[@ssjabelincoln420]

@@joeyclark8266 yeah, and after thinking about it I'm pretty sure it was a typo/misspeak for 10 meters, not 10 minutes. That makes much more sense to me lol

[@emersoncooper2637]

First a ladder than a water slide What is the shoots and ladders?!?

[@ganglians]

Yes

[@grymjaw]

“The pizza guy rang my doorbell. He didn’t take my tip”

[@rofflesvanwagon]

*just the tip*

[@popevimtoripkeefhappysackXXX]

“But he did let me give him a right good fisting…”

[@kanamekiyru]

@@rofflesvanwagon *insert tom the cat scream*

[@MrShArInGaNKAMI]

I can't believe how new and different this one felt you listen to so much creepy pasta and ur not sure if the next will be the breathtaking experience u have looked for and than BAM There it is

[@brandonmauldin1713]

Love to listen to new ones before bed, perfect timing as always👍

[@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317]

“We weren’t falling for long, after about ten minutes I hit the ground” what!!

[@punkyreggaeparty8786]

A rough start to the week. Definitely needed this. Right on time (as always). Thank you so much, Creeps. Stay well.

[@jackdurden466]

Well written, more interesting than all of the other multiple anomalies that have been found in the vast ocean that have no business being there, and this by far was the best one so hats off to the author! Well done mate! Hope to hear more of your work Guv’ner...

[@H0RR0R_HANG0VERZ]

*SEAsational!!* Ocean Horror is my absolute FAVE!! 💙🌊

[@brandonlrushman2870]

I’m not sure why! But I can’t picture a waterslide in the middle of the ocean! 😂

[@phillyboy5773]

Can someone summarize this for me because i was lost after the acid shooting walrus

[@LWolf12]

Basically the dude got caught by some scientist that's turning people into monsters for some reason.

[@vanessaashford9203]

I've been liking the particular ways this author combines really horrific, cosmic horror-ish imagery with complete absurdity and humor, something about it really resonates with me. Also, at least the lady scientist is going to make sure he gets a turn on the slide

[@Round_Slinger]

Anyone else get reminded of the ladder in the middle of the ocean creepypasta? 🤭

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

I forgot the name of that one but that was a truly unique and well made one, I thought it was unusual and well written with an amazing amount of suspense.

[@ryanabrahams8061]

Way better story tbh

[@Cropduster-qd4rf]

Love the vids bro it makes working easy.

[@Sinnk_]

"Filthy smalls"-- am I crazy or is this the same author of "Why I Drowned My Wife in the Bathtub"-

[@lisaspada2125]

Loving it so far will be listening to your stories on the beach in Rhodes after tomorrow -- bliss x

[@Krigarkaj]

Drink a beer for me and all of us others not going to Rhodes 😅👌🍂🍁☀️😁

[@lisaspada2125]

Well just tuning in from Rhodes need my dose of creepy pasta to sleep its a religion 😴 😳

[@Krigarkaj]

@@lisaspada2125 indeed same here , 😅😴🥴

[@alexmustang2918]

Honestly the story didn’t really make much sense.

[@sereneillusions5812]

Ikr

[@Bored_Kaga]

at some point: "There's a sandbox in the middle of the desert" creepypasta

[@madduxbosko6433]

London Tipton: Why’s there a water slide in the middle of the ocean?

[@bigfoxki]

First the ladder, now the waterslide? What next? Roller coaster and hot dog stand?

[@raken1248]

Ever just get a random phobia after listening to one of these

[@UriaLordOfSearingFlames]

Yeah, this one lost me when Dave just started killing like that. It just seemed kinda silly.

[@jon-nl4zc]

He's afraid, not thinking rationally then his authority is is challenged. It could happen.

[@jeanpaulgaudet5622]

The tongue is attached to the bottom of the jaw. If the jaw fell off it would be unlikely the tongue would be hanging there.

[@minks0130]

Tell that to world of Warcraft zombies

[@RiotShieldMan]

@@minks0130 LOL that's literally the first thing I thought of

[@bizzyizzy9526]

Now cthulhu can have some fun 🤣

[@bloodysweetzombiegirl]

This was an ok story that Could have been a great story. I hope whoever wrote it honed their skills. 😊

[@ssjabelincoln420]

They fell for like 22 miles then casually hit a pile of bodies at ~130mph O.O

[@jaytaylor4392]

He must have meant 10 seconds even that's a big fall lol

[@randlerichardson5826]

I’d like to see where this story goes now

[@thesolesurvivor1728]

The sea is somewhere I love but she holds secrets she can be harsh cruel and unforgiving but also beautiful and great

[@AngelofChaos862]

Lol my brother had seen the title and went, "well are going to go down it or what?"

[@beastboye95]

no matter where you find a waterslide, it must be slid on.

[@darkartist4932]

Free waterside? Hell yeah.

[@JimmmyRaynor]

haters will say the thumbnail is fake

[@ryanabrahams8061]

If people havnt learnt to completly disregard the picture by now that is so on them 😂

[@hooks4638]

No one must have liked Nathan because they sure didn't tell him to move out of the way. Just let him get crushed.

[@queenterraofarchrist344]

Da, great job creepsmcpasta! Love from mother Russia!

[@danajones5896]

Wow so they were humans lab rats😨, my vivid imagination went so wild with the way you described whatever that was, my goodness, thanks Creeps, a awesome story!😊❤💯👍

[@indigobreeze2138]

Once again, the monsters are human.

[@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376]

That looks like a fun waterslide

[@kendallgriffin5109]

heck yea ocean creepypastas

[@navinkumar9570]

I’m writing a book on this one called North Sea Terror. I hope no one minds.

[@bethanyhaffey975]

This sounds like an scp creepypasta!

[@Bexebeche]

I'm not a native english speaker and my english is pretty bad, but I usually have no problem with listening and enjoying these stories. But when it comes to this one... I have no fucking idea what actually happened. So something something they ended up on the bottom of the sea, something something they started to kill each other, something something a monster showed up something something the end - the main character is becoming some monster creating by scientists for reasons.

[@failed_son4957]

What a madlad

[@galvanizeddreamer2051]

Spoilers . . . >Full of molars >Carnivore thatsnothowthisworks.mp4 Those style of acid burns also don't hurt from what I have heard. If it is strong enough, an acid will actually dissolve your nerves before pain actually registers. An acid that can go strait to bone in less than a second would likely be nearly painless. Other than that tho, really good stuff.

[@kylehughes1619]

Damn it man I wish you would quit picking stories with wimpy protagonist. My God it's just not only her to believe but also unenjoyable to listen to. It's predictable it's not in any way realistic to the way you would actually act in an emergency it's uninventive it's like a standard trope in horror. It's just lazy character building. I usually love your narrations but probably one out of every four stories you pick is just almost done listenable. It's definitely an enjoyable. At least to me I'm sure some people love these stories that could be generated by a computer bot a thousand times a second. Not I though

[@michaelbaker1508]

Before you start giving authors shit, you may want to get an editor so you can be understood without your audience needing to decipher your grammatical errors.

[@christineanderson6765]

AMEN!

[@noodlebrains2689]

At least the story was understandable, I have no clue what the fuck you're trying to say because you appear to have typed it with your forehead

[@harutothefriendlyodst7639]

Have you ever heard of grammarly? maybe it could help you write a better story.

[@twocantherapper8867]

There's actually a reason for this! All of these stories come from NoSleep, where there are rules. One of these is that the narrator HAS TO be scared during the story. There is a whole separate forum for NoSleep where the narrator is a hero. They're not scary though.

[@catherineehlers8115]

H. P. Lovecraft would be so proud.

[@jasoncarto]

I need a translation guide for all the British slang

[@bizzyizzy9526]

A water park in the middle of the ocean? 🤔

[@FrederickStepanis]

Great story

[@TheBlacknarock]

Tropes ruined it for me. Great narration as always.

[@cherub3624]

I'm about to click this and hope its not terrible.

[@cherub3624]

Aaaand there it is, "let's just stand here and let this guy kill someone for no reason."

[@TheKumarkid16]

Did I ever tell you about the Car in The driveway?

[@Koh09]

Hey I’m currently a teacher and would like to do a listening party with my students. I feel like for the month of October it would be a great idea for them to listen to some creepy pastas. This would peak some interest in reading and/or maybe writing some scary stories themselves. Do anyone have any suggestions for some Scary creepy pastas with no curse words.

[@szechuanseaman3657]

they gunna do what they did in tusk to my boy

[@elizabethacosta1667]

One of Andrew Ryan's lesser known projects

[@Kajiufan2021]

0:09 wait how and why

[@candiceperry7916]

The waterslide belongs to the water park

[@thehypest6118]

I mean you're not wrong

[@GansjamanLEOR]

I am glad people like you guys excist. Thank you

[@Coraith1]

A weapon of a man... my dad used to say that.

[@years-ti7xl]

Why what's wrong with having a waterslide in the middle of the North Sea it sounds fuu..ohhhhhhh gosh darn it it's just another sea monster nevermind.

[@kendallgriffin5109]

why'd i think of elsa jumping down the cliff in Ahtohallan wwhen he jumped down the hole

[@henrycoslick7304]

Around 0:55 you say "uninhabited" but I think you want "uninhibited."

[@Darkshade_01]

Relaxing

[@Birdf33d3r]

First the ladder now this…

[@checkers34]

I prefer the ladder

[@alymatronicdeeare8265]

Tusk

[@chocolatemilkguy1359]

YEEEAAAHHH WATER STORYYY

[@randlerichardson5826]

Dang what a story now

[@sirmatatyahu1261]

The title sounds like something fun, not scary...Now I'm off to watch old Skid Row music video. Good day sirs and madams.

[@biznestelch2941]

I might die, but It was worth it boys

[@FrostySnow1000]

not gonna lie the characters were pretty stupid to the point that it really did detract from the story :/ characters just devolve into murdering eachother cause one just turned to a madman.

[@randlerichardson5826]

Hey CreepsMcPasta

[@seancarter8396]

Sorry

[@lilahdog568]

There is a WHAT??

[@maidensapph]

subnautica enthusiasts incoming

[@fortyseven1832]

Called it

[@jobeth4667]

Nice 👍🏻 😁

[@ar0010]

“Filthy Smalls” the rapper. Lol.

[@cadillacdeville5828]

Sounds like fun though 😁

[@snuffywuffykiss1522]

This is dumb. Why would people just line up to jump down a hole to their deaths for no reason?

[@Crowelephant]

Weird

[@Krigarkaj]

What the fudge.

[@cherryclarke4704]

Weird or what!!!!

[@al145]

What

[@A1Ryoth]

My man!

[@danielfenton1686]

This is so badly written that I can't even continue. Jesus Christ.