There's something VERY wrong with the dog in the launcher picture...

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[@balalugaaa]

Thank you phoenix, for blessing us with blonde Steve

[@darracqboy]

Next, ginger Steve

[@PhoenixSC]

Next, rainbow coloured.

[@BaconFearMC]

@@PhoenixSC we need jeb_ Steve

[@Tarif2809]

@@PhoenixSC please dont

[@prinxddd]

💀💀

[@enigmatic2878]

Honestly, i wouldn't mind him being my math teacher. He's geniunely good at explaining things

[@Mustafa-j9d8n]

I INSTANTLY AGREE

[@boykisser-1]

​@@Mustafa-j9d8n yes

[@KingMattXD]

@sella💓⤵️ damn bots

[@_Mintyz_]

yep same

[@markus_park]

yep

[@pusheenthecat9264]

I felt like a couple of the issues have a solution - Steve actually was moving downstream, the picture just makes it look static - the dog was mid-jump Everything else I don't get, though

[@worstenbroodje076]

yeah that's exactly what I thought aswell

[@AptSaturn]

There are sideways vines...

[@A_WeirdGrl_09]

@@AptSaturn Really where?

[@AptSaturn]

@@A_WeirdGrl_09 On blocks next to the hole.

[@A_WeirdGrl_09]

@@AptSaturn Do you mean the hole that goes down to the warden? If so I think I see it now. weird. oh wait, hang on a sec, (Pun not intended) lemme look a little closer... *insert "Jeopardy" music here* ...Yeah, I think they're normal just at a weird angle. If you zoom in it looks normal to me. Unless you're talking about some other hole, that is.

[@valentinosalami3596]

artist: adds a dog to launchers background image Phoenix: this dog is too big compared to what we have in the game minecraft: adds giant dogs to game just to not pay for another artist for a background image

[@windowsxpmemesandstufflol]

Can't the dog be off the ground?

[@k90v85]

clifford

[@k90v85]

@@windowsxpmemesandstufflol the shadows

[@KiyokaMakibi]

Or maybe add a giant growth potion that the dog accidentally consumed when they found a witch hut. Lol…

[@PhoenixSC]

I want giant dogs for a pet update.

[@PhoenixSC]

I'm live, doing all your maths homework. www.twitch.tv/phoenixsclive

[@j_612]

Deez

[@Snoc06]

No! I want to actually learn today!

[@nyakase]

I don't have any.

[@vladdostupidthings6549]

Yay

[@ArrowMaster_]

I love meth

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Dang. I respect the amount of effort and detail that Phoenix notices, points out, and puts out in any matter. It’s also amazing how other people in this community could notice such details. I wish I could have that much dedication and wit on my assignments.

[@arcturuslight_]

I was always advocating for wolves being updated, including giving them the obvious item fetching functionality now implemented in allays. Now I will settle for an alternative, give us BIG DOG.

[@uad1506]

Also you can ride big dog

[@Blaze_1379]

BIG DOG

[@Poisonous_Cake]

Big MC dog

[@leannefox2112]

10 million HP, 500 thousand damage, infinity cuteness

[@momentsofjoy3823]

@@uad1506 *Mojang* :ThAtS aNimAl AbUsE

[@Alexander01998]

I was hoping you'd make a 3.77m-long dog like you did with the minecart and horse.

[@lith75]

Same

[@confoozledfox]

Yeah, I was hoping he’d make it too. If he did, I wonder if it would it just be really big or he’d make the body longer. Knowing the cursed stuff Phoenix SC has made, I’ll assume the latter.

[@fotiias]

@@confoozledfox yea lmao

[@Walking_Death]

We need this.

[@amessenger2983]

@@Walking_Death Hey there, fred@dhbit! With your permission, can I tell you about something else that is VERY wrong other than the dog in the Minecraft launcher? This thing that is very WRONG is that everything DIES in this world, and you, like me, may have learned that this was totally normal and just a part of everyday life. But how does it really feel to know that 10 out of 10 of us will surely die one day and it that it is an inescapable fact? Yes this is a reality and with your permission, I would like to make this directly and personally real to you. That starts with asking you a sobering question, Here it is, Are YOU afraid to DIE? Did you know that the Bible’s Old Testament God promised to destroy death, and the New Testament Tells us how He did it? WOW! Well if by chance you haven’t checked out the Bible to hear these claims for yourself, don’t worry I used to be the same exact way, until I realized that if there is even a 1,000,000th percent of a chance that what the Bible says is true, that death has been destroyed and that there is a way to LIVE FOREVER, then I’m a FOOL for not looking into it for myself!! You still with me my friend? Good, let me explain what I mean. Did you know that the Bible calls death “wages” (Romans 6:23)? In other words, your sins have earned you the death penalty. Your death will be evidence that God is deadly serious about sin. You see, we die as a punishment from God, it was not God’s original design. In other words we live in a “fallen” or “broken” creation. This means that there is a major problem with the world we live in. We will shortly take a look at the solution to that problem, but first we must look a little deeper into the problem itself by asking you ANOTHER very important probing question. Thank you. Another question: Will you go to Heaven when you die? Have you lied, stolen, used God’s name in vain, or lusted (which Jesus said was adultery, Matt. 5:28)? If so, God sees you as a liar, thief, blasphemer, and adulterer at heart. If you die in your sins, you will end up in a terrible place called Hell. BUT there’s good news. GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE GAVE HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON!! (John 3:16) Though we broke God’s Law, Jesus paid my fine, your fine, and the whole world’s hefty fine by dying on the cross for us!! That wasn’t the end though! Jesus then rose from the dead DEFEATING DEATH and was seen by hundreds of eyewitnesses. Romans 6:23 says in full, “For the wages of sin is death, but the GIFT of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.” Scripture tells us, “Jesus Christ… HAS (past-tense) abolished death and brought life and immortality to light through the gospel” (2Tim 1:10). Yes my friend, there is in fact a WAY out of death. Though we are plagued with such a terrible disease! JESUS CHRIST is the cure to death!!! BUT you MUST receive this cure! If you do not receive the “cure” the “disease” will remain. The person who rejects the cure will die from their disease (they will die in their sins and receive the just punishment of God, which is absolutely TERRIFYING!) BUT, that doesn’t have to be YOU!! PLEASE, today fred@dhbit, repent and trust in Jesus, and God will freely FORGIVE YOU and grant you the FREE gift of eternal life! (Eph. 2:8,9). Then, to show your gratitude, read the Bible daily and obey it. Join a Christian church, and be baptized. Visit NeedGod.com and LivingWaters.com for more information. May God be with you in this most important decision my friend!! Blessings 🤍

[@somerandomdude4588]

3:38 we gonna ignore that sand block?

[@a2pabmb2]

Instead of doing Pythagoras twice you could have just used the version for 3D. a^2 + b^2 + c^2 = d^2

[@hQKirbz]

Grade 9 guy right here.

[@kirs8354]

@@hQKirbz we learned this in 7 grade lmao

[@jacobwilks9204]

@@kirs8354 I'm in grade 9 and I still haven't learned it

[@spynderMK]

Expanding on this, Pythagoras theorem works in any n-dimensional space; you just add terms to the left.

[@Sky_Shaymin]

Yeah, I was just thinking this. Also known as the l2-norm or Euclidean norm.

[@scamuel1896]

You're dang right I might need math in Minecraft. Just the other day I used a little trigonometry to calculate the EXACT location of a stronghold from a couple of Ender Eye throws. Needless to say I was pretty proud of myself for that

[@hQKirbz]

Grade 9 guy right here

[@PhoenixSC]

I used to do this too.

[@Jordan-zk2rf]

@@hQKirbz currently a grade 11 and i have no clue what the hell a trigonometry is

[@masterjayesh3575]

@@Jordan-zk2rf as also a grade 11 idk either how to trigonometry. Rather, I respect british cartographers for using it to measure height of Mount Everest decades before it was measured by collective efforts of few countries. And, measuring it at basically the right height.

[@jacobwilks9204]

@@Jordan-zk2rf he's probably in middle school or something

[@XTLmaker]

Minecraft: Makes one mistake that nobody would ever notice Phoenix: *proceeds to turn into your maths teacher and overanalyses it just to prove it was a mistake*

[@itsdrifty1235]

Tbh they also removed techno

[@tovi0886]

Maybe it wasn’t even a mistake and they want to leak, that we are getting dachshunds in 1.20🤔

[@STARVAs132]

@@itsdrifty1235 You are just milking his death, it was just a little tribute. Plus, there's a splash text on the loading screen I heard that also pays respects to him. The launcher picture changes every update, of course they won't keep that forever. So, PLEASE STOP DOING IT, THIS IS WRONG TO MAKE DRAMA ABOUT!

[@Shibu-069]

@@itsdrifty1235 bro u guys should be thankful minecraft atleast added techno skin for respect for sometime, what do you expect them to completely add it

[@sls12III]

@@itsdrifty1235 be happy they made the tribute bruh. Keeping him there longer will feel like it's being milked.

[@SolidTheCat]

As to quote Techno "stay in school kids, it makes you better at pvp" Looks like it makes you better at calculating mishaps in official art as well

[@fiery_gamerz]

I remember that, didn't he use Pythagorean theorem in the 1 v 1 against dream?

[@KevanTess]

I was going to make a joke but I think I shouldn't.

[@jacobwilks9204]

Me, who's in school and still sucks at pvp: ...

[@csongorszarka3254]

no rerply on this yet saying what i'm gonna so rest in peace, big man we know you just went up there to beat god

[@nicholas7743]

@@csongorszarka3254 I think it's time we moved past all the RIPs, I know that sounds disrespectful but we have to move on at some point, and do you think Technoblade would want to see people saying "RIP" under any comment involving him for the rest of time?

[@Automobile7777]

I love how the community has to analyze every single thing in a Minecraft update like it’s a collage textbook

[@luckyduckyph]

Minecraft Launcher Artist: Makes normal launcher background *Phoenix SC realizing there's many things wrong*: I'm gonna end this man's career

[@Websurfer1111]

My first reaction to the question, what's wrong with the dog, was that the dog is still alive. Pets don't want to stay alive in Minecraft. My cats keep on drowning themselves for example or put themselves between me and an enemy to get hit by my sword. In the past, my dogs kept on walking into fire or even lava, if they didn't off themselves with fall damage first. Minecraft's mob AI is... special.

[@csongorszarka3254]

more than you'd think. the pet spawns there, hundreds of blocks away from your house, at the exact right spot so that by the time you arrive there on your adventure, your inventory gets full, and you throw out the bone, or fish, or whatever you tame them with because it's taking up space. then (after you either spend more days getting what you need, or going back and returning later), they follow you home - not too easily, getting stuck at least two or three times, but not too slowly either, so you don't get bored and leave them. after that, they wait; you will get used to them. you will not be as careful about them. you will get attached to them. and then they'll strike: walk in front of you when you try to kill mobs, teleport after you at the exact wrong spot, or walk in the exact block in your house where they shouldn't. and then you will mourn, and you will swear to be more careful, and you will fall victim to the same pattern of actions fuelled by malicious intent again. this is the wicked behaviour of minecraft's pets, thank you for listening to my TED talk

[@rawlicious3790]

This is why I kept my pets sitting in my houses, only let them move around when I'm not doing anything dangerous in particular

[@el.chill.4]

3:32 Fénix forgot pictures don't move lol

[@aaatef]

Lol

[@ninjasquirrel420]

It would be falling mid picture though

[@AJ-TV]

@@ninjasquirrel420 he may have just got in it

[@salmuttotabreabittlecochicarac]

3:45 You should focus on the foot/paw placement rather than the tail, because the tail isn't touching the ground.

[@jonzi3164]

Yeah. I think he over estimated the length because of that.

[@staticwarrior]

I think the dog is like 2.5 meters

[@dingy8764]

@@staticwarrior still a big dog lmao

[@ArtBrizt]

I was thinking the same thing, the tale looks like goes to the other block because of the perspective, but actually he is stretching like for 1 block of difference

[@SrihariRenganathan]

No, the shadow is incorrect. The paw of that dog is totally cut off

[@victor_creator]

3:27 maybe the image caught him mid row trying to fight the current

[@Marc83Aus]

Looking forward to the dire wolf update.

[@ClonedGamer001]

All I'm hearing is that Dire Wolves are being added in 1.20, and frankly that sounds awesome

[@dipsithecreeper]

1.20?! I'm on 1.7.2, what's new? Is the bottle flip challenge over? Fidget spinners still in trend?

[@showthebeebub]

@@dipsithecreeper they really should have just had 2.0 after 1.9 instead of 1.10, 1.11 and so on because 1.10 just looks like 1.1 and 1.20 just looks like 1.2

[@MINIPRO27]

Everyone always asks what the dog doin but never how the dog doin 😔

[@sdstjbfjhredbjtr7891]

😭

[@daneilgame123]

What the dog did The answer is clealy several warcrimes

[@fiery_gamerz]

The dog expanding to assert dominance

[@jacobwilks9204]

@@fiery_gamerz The dog is growing more powerful due to the death of the king of pigs, Technoblade.

[@kuza3991]

Repent and follow Jesus my friend! Repenting doesn't mean confessing your sins to others, but to stop doing them altogether. Belief in Messiah alone is not enough to get you into heaven - Matthew 7:21-23, John 3:3, John 3:36 (ESV is the best translation for John 3:36). Contemplate how the Roman empire fulfilled the role of the beast from the sea in Revelation 13. Revelation 17 confirms that it is in fact Rome. From this we can conclude that A) Jesus is the Son of God and can predict the future or make it happen, B) The world leaders/nations/governments etc have been conspiring together for the last 3000+ years to accomplish the religion of the Israelites C) History as we know it is fake. You don't really need to speculate though because you can start a relationship with God and have proof. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life. - Revelation 3:20 Revelation 6 1st Seal: White horse = Roman Empire conquering nations under Trajan 98-117 AD & Gospel spreading rapidly. 2nd Seal: Red horse, bloody civil wars with 32 different Emperors, most killed by the sword. 185-284 AD 3rd Seal: Black horse, economic despair from high taxes to pay for wars, farmers stopped growing. 200-250 AD 4th Seal: Pale horse, 1/4th of Romans died from famine, pestilence; at one point 5,000 dying per day. 250-300 AD 5th Seal: Diocletian persecuted Smyrna church era saints for ten years, blood crying out for vengeance. 303-312 AD 6th Seal: Political upheaval in the declining Roman Empire while the leaders battled each other. 313-395 AD Revelation 7 Sealing of 144,000, the saints, before trumpet war judgments, which led to the fall of the Roman Empire. Revelation 8 1st Trumpet: Alaric and the Goths attacked from the north, the path of hail, and set it on fire. 400-410 AD 2nd Trumpet: Genseric and the Vandals attacked the seas and coastlands, the blood of sailors in water. 425-470 AD 3rd Trumpet: Attila and the Huns scourged the Danube, Rhine & Po rivers area, dead bodies made water bitter. 451 AD 4th Trumpet: Odoacer and the Heruli caused the last Western Emperor (sun), Senate (moon) to lose power. 476 AD With the Western Roman Emperor (restrainer of 2 Thes. 2) removed; the son of perdition Popes took power. Revelation 9 Two woe judgments against the central 1/3rd and eastern 1/3rd of the Roman Empire. 612-1453 AD 5th Trumpet: Locust & scorpions point to Arabia, the rise of the Muslim army. Islam hides Gospel from Arabs. 612-762 AD 6th Trumpet: Turks released to attack Constantinople with large cannons (fire, smoke, brimstone). 1062-1453 AD Revelation 10 The little book is the printed Bible, which was needed after the Dark Ages when Scriptures were banned by Popes. Revelation 11 7th Trumpet: Martin Luther measured Roman Church; found that it’s an apostate church, not part of true temple. The two witnesses are the Scriptures and saints who proclaim the pure Gospel and testify against the antichrist Popes. Papal Church pronounced Christendom dead in 1514 AD. Silence for 3.5 years. Then Luther posted his 95 Thesis, which sparked the Protestant Reformation and brought the witnesses back to life. Millions of Catholics were saved. Revelation 12 Satan used the Roman Empire to try to wipe out the early Church, Satan was cast down as the Empire collapsed. Revelation 13 The antichrist beast Popes reigned in power 1,260 years, 538-1798, is the little horn of Daniel 7, son of perdition. The false prophet Jesuit Superior General rose to power from land (earth) of Vatican and has created many deceptions. Revelation 14 Points to great harvest during the Protestant Reformation & wrath on Catholic countries who obey antichrist Pope. Revelation 15 Overcoming saints victorious over the beast. Prelude to 7 vials and judgment on those who support Papal Rome. Revelation 16 1st Vial: The foul sore of atheism was poured out on Catholic France, leaving them with no hope, led to revolution. 2nd Vial: The French Revolution started in 1793, killed 250,000, as France had obeyed the Pope and killed saints. 3rd Vial: The French Revolution spread to rural areas of France, where Protestants had been killed in river areas. 4th Vial: The bloody Napoleonic wars shed the blood of countries who had revered and obeyed the antichrist Pope. 5th Vial: Judgment on the seat of the beast. Papal States invaded in 1798, Pope imprisoned, removed from power. 6th Vial: The Turks vast domain dried up, they were only left with Turkey. They lost control of Palestine in 1917 AD, Israel became a nation again in 1948

[@Gamer_man227]

1:14 also the vines on the tree span horizontal not just vertical (In Minecraft vines cannot be placed on the ground or on top of a block only the sides can have vines)

[@RedStoanPhD]

Also overlooked here: the mangrove swamp and the desert are both hot biomes, so they both spawn the white frogs. There’s no logical reason why any orange frogs are present in the picture.

[@PikaJim]

Maybe they were brought by hand?

[@tg9521]

@@PikaJim Nah Phoenix broke into Mojang

[@jacobwilks9204]

@@PikaJim nah they escaped from the deep dark

[@plankera]

Most likely because it’s the default skin and they don’t care a bit about continuity.

[@prcervi]

they look prettier

[@promaster424]

Phoenix, you know that the dog may be normal size, just higher in the air. The shadow may be the wrong thing

[@jacobwilks9204]

Or maybe that's just how the sun is angled

[@jasonreed7522]

@@jacobwilks9204 the is Minecraft, the fact the Shadow isn't a perfect circle under every entity is something wrong with the picture. I also remember seeing a meme about a rectangular zombie casting a circular shadow through an opaque slab onto brightly glowing lava, because Minecraft logic.

[@promaster424]

@@jasonreed7522 This isn't even in Minecraft soooooo... eh

[@jacobwilks9204]

@@jasonreed7522 Maybe they installed shaders?

[@jasonreed7522]

@@jacobwilks9204 I wasn't being super serious about the shadow, they probably had an artist make this using a simplified texture palette outside of the game engine.

[@dany_]

5:34 - As Technoblade once said: @ "Stay in school kids, it will make you a pro at Minecraft."

[@SrihariRenganathan]

Yes

[@rageparasyte8894]

The tree isnt a oak tree, it is a mangrove tree as the textures for the oak trees are vertical but the textures for the mangrove trees are horizontal, and the one in the picture is a mangrove tree as its textures are horizontal. The leafs on the “oak” tree may also be connected to the tree aside it though that might be a stretch.

[@onyxfinger7431]

But the tree's trunk and leaf structure is that of an oak tree. Even if it's a mangrove tree, something is wrong with it

[@n1ch0l4st8]

I thought it was a MangrOak tree

[@kuza3991]

This world is rapidly passing away and I hope that you repent and take time to change before all out disaster occurs! Belief in messiah alone is not enough to grant you salvation - Matthew 7:21-23, John 3:3, John 3:36 (ESV is the best translation for John 3:36) if you believed in Messiah you would be following His commands as best as you could. If you are not a follower of Messiah I would highly recommend becoming one. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life - Revelation 3:20. Contemplate how the Roman Empire fulfilled the role of the beast from the sea in Revelation 13 over the course of 1260+ years. Revelation 17 confirms that the beast is in fact Rome. From this we can conclude that A) Jesus is the Son of God and can predict the future or make it happen, B) The world leaders/nations/governments etc have been conspiring together for the last 3000+ years going back to Babylon and before, C) History as we know it is fake. You don't really need to speculate once you start a relationship with God. Can't get a response from God? Fasting can help increase your perception and prayer can help initiate events. God will ignore you if your prayer does not align with His purpose (James 4:3) or if you are approaching Him when "unclean" (Isaiah 1:15, Isaiah 59:2, Micah 3:4). Stop eating food sacrificed to idols (McDonald's, Wendy's etc) stop glorifying yourself on social media or making other images of yourself (Second Commandment), stop gossiping about other people, stop watching obscene content etc. Have a blessed day!

[@aykarain]

@@onyxfinger7431 yep

[@yahqwer2997]

i realized that the vines on top of that tree cant be placed on ground... only in the wall, Also he has a good point about learning math...

[@jacolazo]

@sella💓⤵️ ich geh behindert

[@Sniper1.1]

I thought for sure he’d mention that since he tried to rebuild the scene. This and the single log block up closer to the “camera”. Last I checked, stumps of trees don’t exist in MC (except for in Bedrock, but even still, I don’t think mangroves have them). Edit: I guess it could’ve been cut down by a character in the picture, but since the log is directly on the ground, it’s still not a normal mangrove since those have the logs off the ground supported by roots.

[@dragos240alt]

I recognize that UI at 5:11! That's GIMP!

[@KingMattXD]

I love how people overcomplicate the game lol

[@arson5304]

welcome to the channel, you must be new here

[@KingMattXD]

@@arson5304 nope im not new

[@jacobwilks9204]

@@KingMattXD welcome BACK to the channel, you must NOT be new here

[@TVisoutdated]

literally unplayable - random overcomplicate people 2022

[@kuza3991]

Repent and follow Jesus my friend! Repenting doesn't mean confessing your sins to others, but to stop doing them altogether. Belief in Messiah alone is not enough to get you into heaven - Matthew 7:21-23, John 3:3, John 3:36 (ESV is the best translation for John 3:36). Contemplate how the Roman empire fulfilled the role of the beast from the sea in Revelation 13. Revelation 17 confirms that it is in fact Rome. From this we can conclude that A) Jesus is the Son of God and can predict the future or make it happen, B) The world leaders/nations/governments etc have been conspiring together for the last 3000+ years to accomplish the religion of the Israelites C) History as we know it is fake. You don't really need to speculate though because you can start a relationship with God and have proof. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life. - Revelation 3:20 Revelation 6 1st Seal: White horse = Roman Empire conquering nations under Trajan 98-117 AD & Gospel spreading rapidly. 2nd Seal: Red horse, bloody civil wars with 32 different Emperors, most killed by the sword. 185-284 AD 3rd Seal: Black horse, economic despair from high taxes to pay for wars, farmers stopped growing. 200-250 AD 4th Seal: Pale horse, 1/4th of Romans died from famine, pestilence; at one point 5,000 dying per day. 250-300 AD 5th Seal: Diocletian persecuted Smyrna church era saints for ten years, blood crying out for vengeance. 303-312 AD 6th Seal: Political upheaval in the declining Roman Empire while the leaders battled each other. 313-395 AD Revelation 7 Sealing of 144,000, the saints, before trumpet war judgments, which led to the fall of the Roman Empire. Revelation 8 1st Trumpet: Alaric and the Goths attacked from the north, the path of hail, and set it on fire. 400-410 AD 2nd Trumpet: Genseric and the Vandals attacked the seas and coastlands, the blood of sailors in water. 425-470 AD 3rd Trumpet: Attila and the Huns scourged the Danube, Rhine & Po rivers area, dead bodies made water bitter. 451 AD 4th Trumpet: Odoacer and the Heruli caused the last Western Emperor (sun), Senate (moon) to lose power. 476 AD With the Western Roman Emperor (restrainer of 2 Thes. 2) removed; the son of perdition Popes took power. Revelation 9 Two woe judgments against the central 1/3rd and eastern 1/3rd of the Roman Empire. 612-1453 AD 5th Trumpet: Locust & scorpions point to Arabia, the rise of the Muslim army. Islam hides Gospel from Arabs. 612-762 AD 6th Trumpet: Turks released to attack Constantinople with large cannons (fire, smoke, brimstone). 1062-1453 AD Revelation 10 The little book is the printed Bible, which was needed after the Dark Ages when Scriptures were banned by Popes. Revelation 11 7th Trumpet: Martin Luther measured Roman Church; found that it’s an apostate church, not part of true temple. The two witnesses are the Scriptures and saints who proclaim the pure Gospel and testify against the antichrist Popes. Papal Church pronounced Christendom dead in 1514 AD. Silence for 3.5 years. Then Luther posted his 95 Thesis, which sparked the Protestant Reformation and brought the witnesses back to life. Millions of Catholics were saved. Revelation 12 Satan used the Roman Empire to try to wipe out the early Church, Satan was cast down as the Empire collapsed. Revelation 13 The antichrist beast Popes reigned in power 1,260 years, 538-1798, is the little horn of Daniel 7, son of perdition. The false prophet Jesuit Superior General rose to power from land (earth) of Vatican and has created many deceptions. Revelation 14 Points to great harvest during the Protestant Reformation & wrath on Catholic countries who obey antichrist Pope. Revelation 15 Overcoming saints victorious over the beast. Prelude to 7 vials and judgment on those who support Papal Rome. Revelation 16 1st Vial: The foul sore of atheism was poured out on Catholic France, leaving them with no hope, led to revolution. 2nd Vial: The French Revolution started in 1793, killed 250,000, as France had obeyed the Pope and killed saints. 3rd Vial: The French Revolution spread to rural areas of France, where Protestants had been killed in river areas. 4th Vial: The bloody Napoleonic wars shed the blood of countries who had revered and obeyed the antichrist Pope. 5th Vial: Judgment on the seat of the beast. Papal States invaded in 1798, Pope imprisoned, removed from power. 6th Vial: The Turks vast domain dried up, they were only left with Turkey. They lost control of Palestine in 1917 AD, Israel became a nation again in 1948

[@lorenzosegoloni]

Thanks Phoenix for using the metric system and not the imperial one

[@thegoatcarnival]

Why would he use the imperial one? He’s not American.

[@lorenzosegoloni]

@@thegoatcarnival i suppose most of his viewers are American, so using the imperial system would at least make some sense

[@thomasjohnson4987]

@@lorenzosegoloni most youtubers have a majority of non american viewers...

[@hQKirbz]

@@lorenzosegoloni It wouldn't because the metric system is better, and all people should use the metric system because it's better.

[@lorenzosegoloni]

@@hQKirbz as a European, I agree

[@Ian3485.]

That relatable moment where you do the pythagorean theorem twice to find the length and elevation of a dog on minecraft promotional artwork.

[@LegoLordPro]

Phoenix: "Oh I don't care about perfection" *sees 1 single imperfection that can be ignored* Phoenix: *discusses it*

[@Antareanimperial]

@@thatoneeeee no I refuse to read your goofy ahh name

[@techny3000]

5:03 Pythagorean theorem used irl omg I'm having an existential crisis this was thought to be impossible

[@meisduck]

Haha lol, maybe math isn’t all useless

[@techny3000]

@@meisduck maybe you're right

[@techny3000]

@@meisduck wait you make jb vids? Nice

[@meisduck]

@@techny3000 yeah 👍

[@TheAdvertisement]

4:48 Using the Pythagorean theorem on 3-axis legitimately is just terrifying to hear.

[@KynG5]

"At first glance nothing seems to be wrong with it" -The dog -The water -The trees but most importantly -No Techno tribute

[@PhantomGato-v-]

Indeed. They already have a pig, so it wouldn't even have been hard. This. This is exactly why Minecraft is getting hate, alongside the chat reporting system.

[@hw2007]

3:48 I love that we point out the non-obvious problems, but not the fact that there is a sand block placed OFF THE GRID Edit: Actually I might be wrong, it must just look like that due to perspective

[@engtilde]

Perspective

[@hw2007]

@@engtilde Oh ya you might be right

[@pinkraven4402]

Imagine if Phoenix startes doing Minecraft based math educational videos out of the blue, I would love every second of it

[@salmuttotabreabittlecochicarac]

3:05 Its a static image, so no, they shouldn't move.

[@AMummyCxnt]

They could genuinely release an animal update with all of the unused mob vote ones and to excuse this mistake. They could make them spawn randomly or with a new npc mob(like the wandering trader’s). More specifically, big dogs like mastiffs, the Akita inu, and my personal favorite the Newfoundland dog would be a joy to have in game :)

[@darkghastgames64]

Itt all perspective, it's like one of those pictures of people where it looks like they are looking at you no matter where you move. You got to look at it from all angles, where the light is coming from, and what not.

[@themrchrister08]

You can hear sadness in the voice and it’s really horrible to hear “Nobody loves me.” And “I wish I was dead.”

[@Kazini_]

Actually, you may be wrong! There is a plausible explanation for the hole: The block the dog's front legs are on could be at the same level as the empty hole next to the water, and the sand block behind Alex giving the perspective of it being one layer "above" the continued layer may simply be raised up as the start of the ground elevation to support her. Why does the sand block's corner align so well with the one behind it, where the dog's front legs are on? The same reason the dog's body is so monstrous, messed up perspective. Why this and not the other? Because when considering the design intent, Occam's Razor is our friend in deducing that the smallest issue with perspective is more likely to be unintentionally wrong than the other, when it allows the rest to make more sense. EDIT: This is further supported by the fact the sand block the shorter cactus is placed on, next to the hole on the sand, seems to overtake the water line where it dips, another point to the view of that layer's level being above the water. EDIT 2: If you're gonna use the water starting to waterfall to justify that partial parallel superposition of the block on it, beyond the fact it would not look like that, notice how the water's dipping from it's flat level starts one block further as indicated by following its dipping line and then aligning the rest of the blocks in X and Y.

[@willwagner7019]

I didn't read this but I assume it was well thought out so I gave you a like for effort 😁

[@Kazini_]

@@willwagner7019 Thanks man! I appreciate you appreciating the effort hahah.

[@engtilde]

🤓 jk well done

[@kuza3991]

This world is rapidly passing away and I hope that you repent and take time to change before all out disaster occurs! Belief in messiah alone is not enough to grant you salvation - Matthew 7:21-23, John 3:3, John 3:36 (ESV is the best translation for John 3:36) if you believed in Messiah you would be following His commands as best as you could. If you are not a follower of Messiah I would highly recommend becoming one. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life - Revelation 3:20. Contemplate how the Roman Empire fulfilled the role of the beast from the sea in Revelation 13 over the course of 1260+ years. Revelation 17 confirms that the beast is in fact Rome. From this we can conclude that A) Jesus is the Son of God and can predict the future or make it happen, B) The world leaders/nations/governments etc have been conspiring together for the last 3000+ years going back to Babylon and before, C) History as we know it is fake. You don't really need to speculate once you start a relationship with God. Can't get a response from God? Fasting can help increase your perception and prayer can help initiate events. God will ignore you if your prayer does not align with His purpose (James 4:3) or if you are approaching Him when "unclean" (Isaiah 1:15, Isaiah 59:2, Micah 3:4). Stop eating food sacrificed to idols (McDonald's, Wendy's etc) stop glorifying yourself on social media or making other images of yourself (Second Commandment), stop gossiping about other people, stop watching obscene content etc. Have a blessed day!

[@aykarain]

too bad i dont understand fully... I'll give a like anyway

[@RepublikRakyatNusantara]

Therapist: Blonde Steve isn’t real, it can’t hurt you *Blonde Steve* :

[@LD-dt1sk]

“Stay in school kids it makes you good at Minecraft” -Technoblade

[@synka5922]

I've finished school ~6 years ago, this is the first time ever I actually saw a real world scenario where pythagoras was relevant. impressive

[@PhantomGato-v-]

Watch Techno's explanation of his duel with Dream. Thats about the only other case, and guess what, both in Minecraft.

[@LineOfThy]

@@PhantomGato-v- that's actually not a coincidence as Minecraft is composed of very large voxels with very consistent side lengths making it easier to calculate pythagoras.

[@PhantomGato-v-]

@@LineOfThy yeah, but you don't see a lot of ppl doing that.

[@kuza3991]

Repent and follow Jesus my friend! Repenting doesn't mean confessing your sins to others, but to stop doing them altogether. Belief in Messiah alone is not enough to get you into heaven - Matthew 7:21-23, John 3:3, John 3:36 (ESV is the best translation for John 3:36). Contemplate how the Roman empire fulfilled the role of the beast from the sea in Revelation 13. Revelation 17 confirms that it is in fact Rome. From this we can conclude that A) Jesus is the Son of God and can predict the future or make it happen, B) The world leaders/nations/governments etc have been conspiring together for the last 3000+ years to accomplish the religion of the Israelites C) History as we know it is fake. You don't really need to speculate though because you can start a relationship with God and have proof. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life. - Revelation 3:20 Revelation 6 1st Seal: White horse = Roman Empire conquering nations under Trajan 98-117 AD & Gospel spreading rapidly. 2nd Seal: Red horse, bloody civil wars with 32 different Emperors, most killed by the sword. 185-284 AD 3rd Seal: Black horse, economic despair from high taxes to pay for wars, farmers stopped growing. 200-250 AD 4th Seal: Pale horse, 1/4th of Romans died from famine, pestilence; at one point 5,000 dying per day. 250-300 AD 5th Seal: Diocletian persecuted Smyrna church era saints for ten years, blood crying out for vengeance. 303-312 AD 6th Seal: Political upheaval in the declining Roman Empire while the leaders battled each other. 313-395 AD Revelation 7 Sealing of 144,000, the saints, before trumpet war judgments, which led to the fall of the Roman Empire. Revelation 8 1st Trumpet: Alaric and the Goths attacked from the north, the path of hail, and set it on fire. 400-410 AD 2nd Trumpet: Genseric and the Vandals attacked the seas and coastlands, the blood of sailors in water. 425-470 AD 3rd Trumpet: Attila and the Huns scourged the Danube, Rhine & Po rivers area, dead bodies made water bitter. 451 AD 4th Trumpet: Odoacer and the Heruli caused the last Western Emperor (sun), Senate (moon) to lose power. 476 AD With the Western Roman Emperor (restrainer of 2 Thes. 2) removed; the son of perdition Popes took power. Revelation 9 Two woe judgments against the central 1/3rd and eastern 1/3rd of the Roman Empire. 612-1453 AD 5th Trumpet: Locust & scorpions point to Arabia, the rise of the Muslim army. Islam hides Gospel from Arabs. 612-762 AD 6th Trumpet: Turks released to attack Constantinople with large cannons (fire, smoke, brimstone). 1062-1453 AD Revelation 10 The little book is the printed Bible, which was needed after the Dark Ages when Scriptures were banned by Popes. Revelation 11 7th Trumpet: Martin Luther measured Roman Church; found that it’s an apostate church, not part of true temple. The two witnesses are the Scriptures and saints who proclaim the pure Gospel and testify against the antichrist Popes. Papal Church pronounced Christendom dead in 1514 AD. Silence for 3.5 years. Then Luther posted his 95 Thesis, which sparked the Protestant Reformation and brought the witnesses back to life. Millions of Catholics were saved. Revelation 12 Satan used the Roman Empire to try to wipe out the early Church, Satan was cast down as the Empire collapsed. Revelation 13 The antichrist beast Popes reigned in power 1,260 years, 538-1798, is the little horn of Daniel 7, son of perdition. The false prophet Jesuit Superior General rose to power from land (earth) of Vatican and has created many deceptions. Revelation 14 Points to great harvest during the Protestant Reformation & wrath on Catholic countries who obey antichrist Pope. Revelation 15 Overcoming saints victorious over the beast. Prelude to 7 vials and judgment on those who support Papal Rome. Revelation 16 1st Vial: The foul sore of atheism was poured out on Catholic France, leaving them with no hope, led to revolution. 2nd Vial: The French Revolution started in 1793, killed 250,000, as France had obeyed the Pope and killed saints. 3rd Vial: The French Revolution spread to rural areas of France, where Protestants had been killed in river areas. 4th Vial: The bloody Napoleonic wars shed the blood of countries who had revered and obeyed the antichrist Pope. 5th Vial: Judgment on the seat of the beast. Papal States invaded in 1798, Pope imprisoned, removed from power. 6th Vial: The Turks vast domain dried up, they were only left with Turkey. They lost control of Palestine in 1917 AD, Israel became a nation again in 1948

[@WadayOG]

They should honestly just build the concept in game, capture it, and then trace over that for the artwork so nobody will start arguing whether the scale is off or not

[@dipsithecreeper]

Its just a damn splash art its not that serious

[@Ww1whiz1914]

4:56 bro I recently learned this stuff in math.

[@GamingUnknown_23k]

Mojang: "They won't notice it." Phoenix SC: "This is wrong."

[@Amber_Rocks_3]

On the oak/mangrove tree the vines are also on top of the leaves, which isn’t possible to be generated or placed like that.

[@freduruk6623]

It sure is great that Mojang dev Phoenix SC confirmed big dogs for us! Can't wait for 1.20!

[@The_Jumping_Box]

If I had a nickel for each time I've seen someone use Pythagorean theorem in Minecraft, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice Rip Techno

[@Parkinson.]

I'd have three nickels.

[@SakuraTsukino27972]

Technoblade never dies 👑🐷❤️

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

@@SakuraTsukino27972 indeed, he merely ascended to the skull throne.

[@TryHardGamerYT]

Stay in school kids. It makes you better at pvp.

[@PhantomGato-v-]

The GOAT... We miss you Blood God!

[@mpearson2999]

3:28 if you look closely at the original art you can see his hands are on the paddles meaning at the time of the picture he was moving against the current meaning he could be there despite the flow.

[@insertname7557]

if he really looked closley, you can see that there is no current as the boat is in the middle of a 3x3 source block area, the empty gap should have been filled and the boat isn't on an active current.

[@SpecterNeverSpectator]

If you fill in the gaps as well you'll notice he is more than likely about to get off the boat and is moving towards the shore which is next to the cactus, and that the waterline is one block lower than he is making it out to be, the dog is higher hence he is bigger than the man

[@xV8y]

Noone gonna talk abou the sand under the dog like its a little shifted to left

[@burnttoast6814]

4:40 “woof”

[@CursedEgg]

"How long is the woof in this picture?"

[@caps_lock]

you can simplify the square root you used to calculate the dog's length, you only need to operate 1 time: √( a^2 + b^2) = length 1 √( length 1^2 + c^2) = total length inserting length 1 back in: √( √(a^2+b^2)^2 + c^2) = total length meaning the first square root can be simplified, giving: √( a^2 + b^2 + c^2) = length

[@mateinminusthree5963]

thank god someone else pointed this out

[@ninjadragongamer6861]

Yeah, but there's no simple online calculator for that equation, and some people might think it's wrong just cause it's different from what they learned. Also, it's more complicated to explain the 3 axis than to do 2 axis twice (at least I think so. Everything I just said could easily be wrong, but I'm 67% sure it's not)

[@Voxen712]

ladies and gentlemen, i think my brain just commited suicide

[@SrihariRenganathan]

I can't type the square root symbol

[@1x1.studio]

This is exactly the minecraft content youtube should have! Some jokes, not too many. No clickbait, no screaming into the camera, and legit content!

[@hdanimatesorsomething]

Mojang tried to make this look good from the camera and failed that, damn.

[@Certez2]

4:05 he is in the air...

[@SummerPineapple]

Bro I learnt more from this video than my whole school experience, and we just had a math event.

[@fluxury_magentus]

I like how the Phoenix plunges into the calculations of such seemingly trifles. he even rebuilt the screen from the launcher. Absolute genius...

[@electricfan6191]

He didn't build it he asked somebody else to build it

[@PhoenixSC]

@@electricfan6191 I built the flatworld one (the main one used in the video).

[@_DewGaming]

The person in the boat could easily be moving away from the flowing water in that image and the dog is just perspective confusing you. With your logic, the final image of the art in-game, the dog should be even longer because the foot is on the upper sand and the tail is on the grass

[@rdyEmber]

thank god someone pointed that out

[@yamko7989]

Pheonix needs money😔

[@oliverrememberpassword1254]

Same, I thought the dog was also jumping like they do in game to attack and was just above the blocks, making it seem larger from the angle ita viewed at

[@DavidStrchld]

Saying picture of a moving boat making it appear static is a problem would also mean that there is also a problem with the warden next to Steve as the warden would kill Steve, despawn and disappear. Since when is a picture required to capture only objects that never are moving.

[@RaphielShiraha64]

perspective my ass is very clear that the dog is indeed bigger because of the SHADOWS.

[@jknMEMES]

"Stay in school, kids. It makes you better at pvp." - Technoblade, 2020.

[@frokality]

The dog is just deformed because I left it to decay in my old survivle world

[@VegetaandGoku_Gaming]

4:24 "Metres" my favortie wodr

[@KevinTyler123]

"Metres" is the British spelling of "meters".

[@scrapfightergd]

when someone doesnt know what british spelling is

[@soup8772]

Literally explained the same thing my math teacher did today but better, you’d be a great teacher!

[@Yoshi_spielt]

2:05 ok just ignore the wrongly oriantated Vine there

[@shadowknight__]

The mc dog was standing on the front block stretching its legs Forward. Making its legs reach out for the front block, the body is on the second block, and its hind legs reach the third block. Its not 4 blocks away because thats just half of a block with the tail. Which means that it would be like a normal dog stretching up for the gap.

[@MCisAwesome95]

This entire background art can be summed up into three things: no more water physics, tree hybrid, and beeg dog

[@unusedaccount-b7t]

Since when warden wants to see sun

[@chigbungus8062]

The warden can be in sunlight unharmed tho

[@kalissa9223]

Because the players above in the surface are to noisy *EARAPPING NOISES*

[@kalissa9223]

The players are burning down villages blowing up villages blowing up things Spawning HUNDREDS OF MOBS And playing with tnt and fire And their called ............ 5 year old kids

[@deltaverseentertainment5388]

I mean, the Warden dissapears in the sun, so yeah, makes sense

[@eksprolek2924]

@@deltaverseentertainment5388 it doesn't tho

[@itsjustaviper]

0:06 i thought they would keep the crown on the pig :( so 2 things are wrong

[@SrihariRenganathan]

There is no such thing as a Technoblade pig - if it's there, then ah crap! The pig is unrealistic.

[@mimiky_y]

I never knew I needed this in my life until I realized how great you explain math better than anyone else I've met!

[@Solid.Worlds]

1:28 is nobody going to mention that vines can't normally go on top of blocks? Just saying.

[@Amomomogugus]

Get better at playing minecraft. Vines can only hang (means vines cant be placed on blocks without a support block)

[@Solid.Worlds]

Thats what I'm saying. There is a vine on the tree, its not normally supposed to do that. Vines do only hang, at least on JAVA edition. I'm referring to the launcher screen, not what phoenix is doing.

[@skiper7795]

2:00 also how are you suposed to place the vine on top of the block.

[@SrihariRenganathan]

There is NO WAY.

[@clothlinggaming8637]

The vines is also wrong as they are placed horizontally

[@MrFrostyoo0]

1:40 aren't there small variants of mangrove trees 3:36 it is a still image how do you think the boat will flow down 4:05 the dog can be in air but it is very unlikely

[@SussyChungus]

"you can tell by the shadows" The dog is on the ground

[@wscamel226]

4:46 - Finally

[@TheOneTrueDuck]

this seems like the perfect place to mention the survival world i made and how there was literally a tree that spawned: •on a stone block •9 logs tall before any leaves •beehive on the tree •oh, did i forget to mention above lava •thats right, it was a single stone block above lava, that somehow managed to spawn a tree on it. •i made none of this up because why would i go through the trouble to do all of that. •i have a screenshot

[@tamarserrano2585]

4:12 that's what she asked

[@insertname7557]

Well, to be honest you've made a mistake, the chest boat is perfectly stable you can see from the artwork cover that there isn't an active current underneath the boat, those should be source blocks while they aren't source blocks in your example. at 3:26 this is clearly visible, so empty gap actually should've been filled with water since there's a source block next to it.

[@xxxgetr3ktxxx740]

source blocks adjacent to flowing water makes a current too

[@QuestanableClue]

Builder : builds everything wrong Mojang : you are hired 🤝

[@ThatAluminumGuy]

3:12 I mean *_ITS A DRAWING_* its not like is gonna move or something or its a gif

[@SrihariRenganathan]

No its Minecraft

[@kro_me]

5:25 Wouldn't it be more like 2x as long? If wolves are normally 1.75m long, and this one is 3.77m long, then: 3.77 / 1.75 = 2 (1 s.f)

[@stromegy5792]

1.75 X 2 = 3.5 We still have the .27 left so, .27 X 2 = .54 which is half so two and a half, sorry calculations might be wrong.

[@stromegy5792]

also you did minus not divide

[@ZuwedhanMirhyom]

@@stromegy5792 u made them wrong! You're so late then!

[@sono3649]

@@stromegy5792 You don't multiply .27 by 2. Lmao

[@thebruhbruhbro3750]

@@stromegy5792 Man doesn't know how to do math 💀

[@mainmiles]

Lol when you started calculating the size of the wolf I lost it. It was funny but I love the work you’re putting in.

[@SemiHypercube]

Perspective is weird (and as Phoenix said the artist probably wasn't trying to make it accurate, just what looks better for art)

[@lusien3309]

0:45 Now I wanted it as a panorama in the main menu.

[@christiaancoetzee1696]

Let me help: the tree has an identity crisis, blond Steve is falling, water is… mad at physics and the dog is jumping I guess

[@eithanmaker1927]

Hi are you still ok

[@CutWat]

Hi Ethan Makee

[@CutWat]

Eithan Maker*

[@jalkang]

Hello CutWat

[@TheOddGuyWasSad]

He touched some grass i guess

[@teamoplayer1811]

They're fine, don't worry.

[@lunasluckyduck4099]

Guys don’t judge the tree it’s non binary

[@UramazingXxX]

Not to be anti lgbt but game code can be broken down to binary in its simplest form

[@KahuutDaGreee]

You can see the dog is at the edge of the sand block, you can see his little legs at the edge, the tail is high up making it look like its far away, but its just perspective

[@stevinrith]

4:56 yoo is that math wesite can u tell me what that is

[@Corvo1837]

Fcking use brain bro. It's a simple Pythagorean Theorem.

[@spiderpig420]

2:43 holy shit I watched them like 2 years ago shortly after they first started streaming, crazy she's now working with huge creators like pheonix

[@aperks]

them,she bro ur so ...😬💀

[@pvzpokra8602]

1:24 I thought here you were going to point out the vines on the top of a leaves block in the art

[@Caspin_1]

Thank God he didn't go through the effort of making a recreation of what the dog would look like from a side angle. That would nightmare fuel.

[@nicholasmcnuggets6950]

You explained the right angled triangle way better than my teachers did, i can actually memorise it and its been 4 years since i was given those as homework (i finish school this year)

[@brodybradleytheog]

I noticed something wrong THE DEEP DARK SPAWNS IN MOUNTAINS

[@supasunotchi3355]

When he said the tree was wrong, I thought he meant the frog that was sticking its tongue out to eat nothing.

[@mysufate]

me in school: “when am i ever going to use any of this?” phoenix: “hold my wolf dimensions.”

[@khajiitimanus7432]

This is an experiment about big dogs - possibly. Minecraft could be releasing big dogs to add more variation to the game. But on top of big dogs, we must now consider if there will be colorful dogs too. And even circling back to the topic of big dogs, how are their stats affected? How dig is a big bog? Do bigger dogs have more health and damage? Can bigger dogs carry equipment like a mule, or even be mounted? How many blocks will digger bogs take up now? Is there a benefit to not having bigger dogs in Minecraft?

[@toaster2025]

This is a GIANT DOG! - Phoenix 2022