Slap Chop Commercial (Original - Extended)

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[@eg9847]

“Stop having a boring tuna” *Speech 100*

[@mataharinatal]

but.. i like boring tuna

[@junkyyard2273]

Depressed tuna

[@jasnn0]

"Stop having a boring life."

[@lilpoop5301]

“Your gonna love my nuts”

[@eeveeevolutions5066]

Lol

[@irmarodriguez5048]

“Tacos Fettuccine Linguini Martini Bikini”

[@GewelReal]

Tortellini?!?

[@tarrouix6615]

sounds like a line straight out of a Pitbull song

[@potatocheeseball]

Hello

[@blue-smiles9150]

Irma Rodríguez D:

[@honestabe5153]

Zucchini

[@SproingleDoingle]

“Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life.” I shall live life to the fullest with my slap chopped tuna.

[@spritzerland658]

hearted comment? give me one

[@e.b.6144]

@SproingleDoingle: Look at this, you're gonna have an exciting life now.

[@thomastosson565]

I never even liked Tuna 💀

[@joaquinvaleri7022]

Hello

[@bigboi9856]

Stop having boring nuts

[@samdec11]

His “Fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini” always makes me think “obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice”

[@hannahduggan3599]

Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

[@tretre973]

😂

[@user-yr8mu1ce1m]

@@hannahduggan3599 ODD PARENTS FAIRLY ODD PARENTS

[@joaquinvaleri7022]

What bikini?

[@dudetocartman]

@@joaquinvaleri7022 Bikini Bottom

[@SingleRiderThrills]

*DID I JUST VOLUNTARILY WATCH AN AD?*

[@phreshchorizo]

Lmao everyone in the last week

[@crowbagels840]

Yes yes you did

[@JesseFloricas]

Johnny Sheffield I desperately want this 😂

[@Epicgolfgirl]

I feel tricked into watching this

[@MartinLeifland]

Yep, with ads nonetheless!

[@christopheranimationstudio8191]

This man could sell shoes to a man with no feet.

[@Jamalwa9]

For reals he can sell a watch to someone with no arms

[@christopheranimationstudio8191]

Yes, he really could Ricardo.

[@ejrelatorre4254]

He could sell hats to a beheaded man

[@KhaosOfficialYT]

He could sell rings to fingerless people. He could sell prescription glasses to blind people. He could sell gel to bald people. He could sell braces to teethless people. He could sell pants to legless people. He could sell shaves to nonbearded people,

[@christopheranimationstudio8191]

Wow this blew up while I was gone

[@ayyyitscookie]

"you're gonna love my nuts" will never fail to make me laugh.

[@alexperson4503]

I have a tough time believing that that was not intentional...there is literally no way

[@billtooke6642]

​@alexperson4503 of course it's intentional. The whole ad is filled with double entendres. 'If I can do it with one finger, you can use your whole hand"

[@LangThoughts]

"'til your Bifocal curious!"

[@toadonwheels]

"You can do it with one finger or you can do it with your whole hand" ;)

[@JayStack5]

You add the pickle

[@darkisdork4959]

been 13 years and this shit still fucking slaps. Never have I been more sold on something than this commercial. If people advertised their products like this today they would make TONS of sales

[@Ochreification]

Not only does it slap, it also chops!

[@dirtynine]

this invented slapping?

[@nelip5170]

Stop having boring tuna. Stop having a boring life

[@chickmagnet1497]

It must be done in that order. That's why everyone is so jacked up, they try to stop having a boring life before they take care of the tuna situation

[@fodee4313]

Ouh... stop being so stupid kid

[@hismom5600]

Words to live by.

[@hismom5600]

@@chickmagnet1497 🤣

[@daydances752]

Your gonna have an exciting life

[@uhjerelyn]

“Guys were gonna make America skinny again one SLAP at a time”. Obese health rates drops to 0%

[@alex_me]

Yes, just yes

[@ree3197]

Cuts to fat guy who loves it

[@zeke8985]

I read it when he said it at the same time. Coincidence?

[@urischic1668]

LiL Jerry I think not!

[@ChrististKing]

Puts hot dogs and cheese

[@olyeller9446]

The fact that he swished that over the shoulder throw into the sink in the middle of the 4 min take was epic af 😂👌

[@Gmo401]

Man yeeted before yeet was a word

[@brandonguild1666]

I mean the clip cut like 10 seconds before or something but still

[@wencelf]

In the Spanish version he takes down the shades in the back

[@Carl_McMelvin]

You need to go outside and touch some grass.

[@Carl_McMelvin]

@@Gmo401speak English.

[@xSkankHunt42]

This dude could sell water to the ocean

[@NoteBard]

Sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock

[@GurdeepSingh-ir2de]

1:35 let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that he threw that in the sink without looking

[@randompersonasdf]

took at least 100 takes though

[@cristiancin]

In the spanish version he throws it at the window and literally *destroys* the blind

[@furrytwink]

WHY DID I HEAR SHATTERING

[@joeyknight8272]

@@furrytwink yeah

[@baxenblade]

XD

[@youraverageguy2495]

_STOP HAVING A BORING TUNA. STOP HAVING A BORING LIFE._ *I felt that*

[@NightwolfSteve]

14 year old boys: that was deep

[@aprilgodvivi6776]

@@NightwolfSteve 20 yr old me "I felt that"

[@Milk_Consumer]

U now have 1 thousand likes, congrats

[@Milk_Consumer]

Thx for a like random person

[@javieraguirre9135]

Give me 20 of those!!!

[@Matcha_Biscuit]

"You're gonna love my nuts" "This is making you cry, this is making me cry. You don't wanna cry anymore" "Fettuccine, Linguine, Martini, Bikini."

[@beekeeperq3224]

Best of 👍

[@marsayde1237]

“Stop having boring tuna, stop having a boring life.”

[@TheFly212]

to be fair. The slap chop was pretty cool. Still have mine. Still works. nearly 20 years later.

[@ValFolarin]

Would you recommend it? I am thinking about buying it

[@Brindlebrother]

Does it slap?

[@martinauby5464]

how does it slap?

[@ricksanchez5949]

That's great. You always wonder about lifespan.

[@Vladpryde]

He didn't actually "create" it though. He was a nobody pitchman years ago at flea markets, and saw an item there very similar to this. He slapped his name on it and sold it. Quite successfully.

[@noellevanhove1458]

Stop having boring tuna Stop having a boring life Chopped tuna = exciting life 🙏

[@danielscutaru6682]

Woooooow

[@FHDTV]

Stop having a boring knife Stop having a boring life

[@Blue-jl1yq]

@@FHDTV ayyyyyy

[@tarzan7447]

hotel = trivago

[@hiyoriiki1155]

Another Dutch person that plays league of legends. Fk yaaah hey uwu

[@adelinadiaz9329]

Stop having a boring tuna Stop having a BORING life

[@KangHaerin001]

Xd

[@user-ym1nf6el9m]

*"Now your going to have a nice tuna salad, your going to have an exciting life now"*

[@xafurus]

Getting attacked by a commercial from 9 years ago

[@HaXD1209]

;(

[@taehyungismylife3218]

Ur chanel photo awwwwww its sooo cute

[@TheSuz23]

Dang I remember watching this commercial on tv growing up 😂 This guy had me sold for this product even as a young child.

[@truthreignsforever9286]

“Life is already hard as it is, you don’t need to cry anymore!” Lol 😂

[@luisriosvillarroel]

1:35 is nobody gonna talk about how my dude just made a perfect shot to the sink?

[@paper2222]

nah

[@fernandosanchez9726]

For the latinamerican version it actually land on the window... It's hilarious

[@Kiwyexe]

It's probably not him throwing it, he threw it above outside of the frame and maybe someone else threw a duplicate down into the sink?? Just a theory tho maybe he's just talrnted

[@bombaclatudunoutere888]

They obviously practice this and do it over and over again

[@wyitzyk]

Kiwiflavoredyoghurt they more likely filmed multiple takes and that one made it in

[@lo1686]

He protecc He atacc But most importantly, He slap dem snaccs

[@yueshijoorya601]

Why's there a modern meme in the comment section of this relic? Oh, right...KZbin's claaassic reccomendations.

[@JustA.Person]

You ruined it when you put the snacc in plural

[@youngmetro3times849]

Strooly fortnite pfp stfu

[@bi.fruitsalad]

Lmao

[@dimitri3473]

fortnite lol

[@funkytoasts4768]

Honestly the slap chop is a genius product. A product that can cut things easily and cleaned. Think about it imagine you have arthritis or cerebral palsy the slap chop can allow someone with those conditions to cook more and eat healthy. Products that are for as seen on TV are usually made for the 1% of people but advertised to everyone

[@hardtymz2517]

slap those problems away, Big Boi!

[@-BuddyGuy]

Yes the cerebral palsy person can even headbutt the slap chop. Can it really be cleaned easily though -did you see the acute angles on those blades when he opened it up?

[@DS-lk3tx]

Even the commercials were full of quality 20 years ago. 😂😂😂

[@ariyac2428]

“life’s hard enough as it is you don’t wanna cry anymore”

[@simp4kimlip649]

Ariya C 14 yo girls: *insert crying cat meme*

[@chobbs3384]

This man knows me

[@zarashaikh5705]

Ariya C i felt that

[@ariyac2428]

@@zarashaikh5705 girl i think we all did haha

[@giadaisabella7005]

I love this line

[@richardainscough4726]

“Life’s hard enough as it is, you don’t want to cry any more”

[@kubahavlicek1933]

That was personal.

[@biglots776]

Vince, do you want to talk about something?

[@phxsqhenes]

Haha 😂... hah... h... 😭😭😭

[@omdzsful]

Got me right in there

[@beanboi314]

i feel attacked

[@theJORDYNshow]

the fact that this is a 13 year old video with brand new comments all over it just shows how impactful Vince is. just one of those rare souls that comes along. God I wish I had a Slap Chop and a Graty right now

[@jeffjeffries8924]

No, it shows how goofy the algorithm is. I have no idea why this would be recommended to me

[@QuietTravelVideos]

“We always watched this commercial, but never got the product” - a wise man

[@mokoffee1573]

“Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life” - words of a wise man

[@Noircat_01]

Ikr

[@kean1491]

The question is, is he still alive?

[@jimbo4333]

Mokoffee e yay let’s add spikes

[@yourmumlol1505]

Fuckin kpop Stan

[@no-cx5ro]

@Mokoffee e Stop stealing comments social virgin koreaboo and get some friends

[@sitell245]

1:34 was pretty awesome tbh. The fact he threw it in the sink perfectly

[@dempsey7599]

Staged?

[@bradtitus4184]

Forreal tho lol

[@WhyLychee]

It probably took a long time to perfect

[@deadniell]

In the Spanish version he threw it right to the window. Yes, he broke the goddamn window 👌

[@WhyLychee]

@@deadniell I didn't know I needed that 😂

[@jaredreynold6336]

"One slap. SALAD!" I AM loving this!

[@koberino4872]

0:54 the reason we’re all here 😂

[@StagnantMizu]

Him: Life is hard enough as it is you don't want to cry anymore Me: sold

[@sulphuuur]

Finally someone who noticed

[@southerncross4wd605]

vladimir1256 I know aye😂

[@Zyn_Shi]

R I G H T

[@quocvietophu1627]

O shit that's deep

[@ooga_booga_3699]

RULE 69 the only time some one should use the word deep is when there is a hole involved

[@Monsterman1315]

“Tacos, fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini” Lil Nas X: *Hey Panini*

[@none3900]

This needs more likes lol

[@leelavathih342]

@@none3900 lol didn't expected that

[@natashamapuilesua2475]

I saw this one coming 🤣

[@ilikebees4340]

James Charles was gone in a blinkini

[@acidicsalt7214]

THIS COMMENT CURED MY SADNESS

[@alexverdin6346]

Thanks for unlocking a memory Arno

[@carloswharris]

Same

[@sohugmeok8832]

Same

[@TrevVision]

I could watch this every day I do watch this every day

[@GurdeepSingh-ir2de]

2:29 Top 10 Rappers Eminem was Afraid to Diss

[@Gooni0]

Lol

[@DubzBurg]

IM DYING 🤣🤣🤣😂 NICE ONE

[@fadiraii2888]

Lol

[@Faarahnoosh]

Lmao

[@thegoat5935]

Lol

[@AmazingZeop]

“Tacos, Frettachini, Linguini, Martini, Bikini” I agree.

[@ilovecarti123]

Zeop watch out uncultured rappers, i think we found our selves a new rapper in town

[@harvetwound1234]

TOTELLINI

[@MooseFlame]

Hotel?, Trivago

[@tuxedobike4067]

It's an itsy bitsy teeny weeny grater for your fettuccine

[@storr7535]

Cappelini

[@lostmeme9862]

“If I can do her with one finger you guys can do it with your whole hand” best underrated quote.

[@kathleenmexicotte6161]

Whoa, I didn't catch that

[@Kragatar]

“We’re gonna make america skinny again, one slap at a time.” Every time you go for the cake and cookies... SLAP! 😆

[@luvhimi]

“Tacos, fettuccine, linguini,martini, bikini” I wheezed

[@taompons]

i think half of that quote was from snoop dogg in californa girls by katy perry lmao

[@mlgmichael8265]

Tacos, fettuccine, linguini, martini, squidward tortilini

[@luvhimi]

MLG Michael Lol I wheezed

[@cheesus3514]

Bruh istg this guy is just spittin words out like a god 😂😂

[@breadsotrue]

ｙｏｕ’ｒｅ ｇｏｎｎａ ｌｏｖｅ ｍｙ ｎｕｔｓ

[@mynamestartswithc6587]

“You hate making salad that’s why you don’t have any in your diet” Sure that’s why.

[@Lalvon_Zelpharr]

😉

[@duckospucko8336]

lol

[@snoppyploopy120]

Imagine mentioning a sub reddit out of reddit

[@Sribgo]

Caden I mean yeah, the labor to make it is exhausting

[@Leoheatblast]

I don't actually hate "making salad", I hate "salad".

[@jhonm6347]

"You're gonna love my nuts" but what really gets me is the prop headset for no reason at all.

[@mellowsauce7633]

I literally watched an ad without being forced to its so good

[@OnlySenpai]

*LIFES TOO HARD YOU DONT WANT TO CRY ANYMORE* I NEED THIS PRODUCT

[@pike1294]

THE MAN SPOKE TO MY SOUL

[@dr.manatee9293]

SENPAI I JUST COMMENTED THE TIME STAMP BECAUSE OF HOW AMAZING IT WAS

[@ItsMeSunnyD]

There is so much chaotic energy in this video

[@o5-council238]

SLAPSLAOSLAPSLAPSLAP

[@khadijahmuhammad4771]

"Life's hard enough as it is, you don't wanna cry anymore"

[@kakyoin3760]

Chaotic neutral

[@DicemSpicems]

This reminds me of scout

[@brainr0t343]

*CHAOS CHAOS*

[@stark102088]

“Look one chop, SALAD!” chunk of carrot, celery, and radish.

[@valerieodonnell6764]

This is so nostalgic for me. A great pick me up for my mood.

[@cherrytoli]

“make america skinny again” vince for president 2020

[@candyman1013]

Yeah he would definitely be better then Trump He's skinny He's funny And he's promoting a super helpful kitchen gadget

[@ihkeseteeietos5722]

Lol not possible

[@ronaldinhogaucho5460]

Trump stole his gimmick

[@brianseo477]

Have to come back to these classics once in a while.

[@rosseenglimmer8962]

This guy was so funny I went back and watched some of his ads.

[@shannonclark8313]

“It’s worthless forget about it” *throws* *machine* *into* *hell* *portal*

[@alohadubs7683]

shannon clark I too believe my kitchen sink is a portal to hell. Dishes disappear all the time in that shit, and I have no idea where they go.

[@arnemaeschaelck5012]

shannon clark he literally did that as I was reading your comment AND I'm the 999th person to like this comment??? God is coming for me

[@lookinlikeawholeschaanck9956]

This comment gives me LIFEE........LiFeEeEeEe

[@monmayor1467]

0:54 "you're gonna love my nuts"

[@birhb6372]

" _tacos, fettuccine, linguine, _*_martini, BIKINI_* " Whoa there, keep it PG!

[@spastheghost]

The pg went out for the window when he said "you're gonna love my nuts"

[@birhb6372]

@@spastheghost also true xD

[@superyoshiryan3345]

WEEGEE

[@daniel..m]

TORTELLINII

[@tkmoneymax5260]

TORTELLINI!!!!

[@abrahamben-dayan9843]

Man this makes me feel nostalgic

[@badnewsBH]

Vince was so great at doing these ads. This and the Shticky commercial were just brilliant. 😆

[@slooooooooo]

"Life's hard as it is, you don't wanna cry anymore" F A C T S

[@RenShinomiya121]

this line alone sold me on the entire product.

[@BallonEEE.]

Very true, also I thought ur profile pic was Waluigi for a few seconds until I looked at it more closely.

[@machigiceb7788]

But that's why i cry tho, because life is hard 😂

[@StoryScrollzen]

Omg thats so very deep im vary depressed and suicidal.

[@BallonEEE.]

@@StoryScrollzen I am going to listen to lincoln park because this is so deep and me vary sad.

[@mitchellnakamoto1761]

This Tuna Looks B o R i N g

[@BreakstuffzMapping]

276 likes,0 replies? Give him 100,00,000,000,000,0000,00,000,00,000 replies and likes

[@calliejacob223]

Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life

[@yamumgay]

bro why dont we have ads like this today, this guy is so awesome

[@user-sh2rc5kc7x]

"Fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini" This guy is on a different wave. Just awesome

[@behindthen0thing]

He was high on coke when he filmed this

[@badmouserising9859]

0:54

[@user-sh2rc5kc7x]

@Naoto Is it Ive never tried it but he sure makes me want one 😂

[@lilianagaytan1922]

And then he says "you're gonna love my nuts" 🤣🤣🤣 this is the best marketing ever!!

[@abubekernurahmed8263]

Oh 9 years and comment is fresh 😅😅

[@andrea-zx4hs]

When he said “Life’s hard enough as it is, you don’t wanna cry anymore,” I felt that.

[@flacko33]

andrea head ass

[@arehno]

^^

[@ryanherreid]

andrea Came here to leave this exact comment

[@andrea-zx4hs]

Juice I know, I have been my whole life.

[@andrea-zx4hs]

Røn Swansøn damn, hurt is real.

[@jonathan_q_arbuckle1976]

“Life’s hard enough as it is, you don’t wanna cry anymore.” You’re right. I’ll change for you, Vince.

[@TweetAntonio]

Omg the timing of this guy is superb! So many good lines in here.

[@malae.akea1423]

*adds carrots, celery, and onion* “OnE sLaP...SaLaD!!”

[@Razvii]

The pickle egg thing did look good tho, almost potato salad but not quite

[@shizuru-2809]

"Guys we're gonna make America skinny again one SLAP at a time." We did it boys, Obesity is no more!

[@VerirrterWaschbaer]

Finally, Mexico has the fattest people!

[@ashscar5686]

That part killed me 😂

[@tina-jt7pj]

Koi Koyota okay?

[@bellayourfella5504]

Richard 1 obesity rate drops to 0

[@s.s5933]

@@VerirrterWaschbaer no Americans.

[@vizkiz.4431]

If every ad had this guy's personality, I would never hit the skip button.

[@Marcomanexists]

“Fettuccine, linguine, martini, biking” Eminem been real quiet since this dropped

[@RecardoGuillermo]

*Slap Chop Executives 2019*: “why are we suddenly seeing a massive influx in sales?” “Well it appears that KZbin is recommending our 10 year old commercial to everyone”

[@zodtastelikeapotato]

Also from the meme

[@tttc]

@@zodtastelikeapotato Yeah but the meme is ten years old too

[@greatcesari]

You didn’t *Bold* your comment right.

[@RecardoGuillermo]

Cesar I know I don’t know *why* it didn’t work 😞

[@marissaj1206]

Dont forget the _graty_

[@quinlan24]

“Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life.” That’s gonna be my senior quote.

[@joshuahorn5133]

I might do the same lol

[@yolandamartinez3815]

Me to

[@adamblair8775]

what senior quote lol rip senior year

[@Grimmiethecat]

I mean same

[@rikosaikawa9024]

Unbearable how very creative.

[@SportsFan2001]

Seeing Vince use the Slap Chop is so satisfying.

[@truthreignsforever9286]

Lol, love this guy! Such a infomercial professional. He cracks me up

[@user-jc1lz8qp2m]

This tuna looks *B* *O* *R* *I* *N* *G*

[@shiviste7611]

Don’t give Elon any more ideas מה לעזאזל

[@oofyloofy2512]

מה לעזאזל וואו לא ידעתי שאני אמצא פה ישראלי

[@UnrelatedPopcornFire420]

ידעתם שהשחקן בפרסומת הוא ישראלי?

[@user-jc1lz8qp2m]

@@UnrelatedPopcornFire420 אין מצב... הוא לא נראה

[@idomandel5246]

אללה ישראלייים תרימממוווו

[@dantecrailman8861]

*I'll watch any KZbin ad if they ever hire this guy.*

[@TheWoolyWolf]

Dante Crailman idk if he’s still in jail but he went to jail for beating up a hooker

[@pranshuyadav1248]

@@TheWoolyWolf lmao

[@dantecrailman8861]

@@TheWoolyWolf Looks like Invinceable wasn't enough to clean his criminal records, lmao!

[@user-gl6tn9ho9w]

@@TheWoolyWolf did he slap slap slap her

[@TheWoolyWolf]

r i guess he thought she was going to love his nuts

[@DreamyAbaddon]

I saw the music remix of this and I fell in love. I'm so buying this. I hope they still sell it.

[@michaelhaag3367]

immediately bought it 😂

[@adeus9207]

We're gonna make america skinny again. *mission failed, we'll get 'em next time*

[@kaiaree.6442]

Somalia MM FX s

[@illeagalbeagle]

Sounds familliar. Where have I heard "Make America *blank* again"?

[@lucifersprince557]

One slap at a time

[@isaacrobertson4374]

This was like 8 years ago Trump copied this guy

[@yellowman5334]

IlleagalBeagle the ultimate redpill

[@petrichxr6406]

*“fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini”* me: this man has bars wtf 😂

[@taompons]

some of those lines are from snoop dogg lmao

[@DungTran-to4vm]

even "in the cointaiNER comes with a twisTER" ay lmao im done

[@lthapa2556]

Tacooooo

[@zaimuuushiruba5848]

Lil nas x: Hey Paini

[@soph5835]

Hes a better rapper than eminem

[@TheEuroboss]

The only time i like watching ads is when i watch it voluntarily.

[@MCrObOt18]

This ad is a national treasure

[@dorkchops]

*"life is hard enough, you don't need to cry more"* *"stop having a boring life"* I feel exposed

[@fewcuchptat7431]

Me too man

[@fleas.]

Same

[@jadenswales8880]

😢😢😢

[@nenethrivera6745]

I'm the thousandth like

[@komodoguy152]

Aimiko stop having boring tuna

[@chopookie6829]

“Stop having a boring life” *_woah i feel attacked_*

[@aidanmeder9802]

You're a 14 year old girl

[@edi4360]

@@aidanmeder9802 That came out of no where, I think you're confused, reddit is in the next room.

[@M4NA5]

Jordan Belfort: “Sell me this chopper..” The Shamwow Guy:

[@uberfeel]

Jokes aside, this guy is really great at advertising products. Literally almost convinced me to buy this thing.

[@brandonsacco8448]

KZbin: hey you wanna see a random commercial from nine years ago

[@dilararamma7397]

Yes

[@daph1738]

i mean... you clicked on it 😎

[@BiaDari]

@@daph1738 Ayyyy 1 minute ago squad

[@Wizardof52]

@@daph1738 you make me cringe with that emoji kid, and KZbin has a thing called clickbait, idk if u ever heard of it

[@cookie_100_7]

This commercial is a meme in South America 😂

[@Mahoyage]

"This is making me cry, this is making you cry. Life's hard enough as it is"

[@brysonkuervers2570]

True words of wisdom

[@zackattack32]

Read this as he said it

[@user-qd7zb4wm9b]

r/me_irl

[@josteinholen1312]

This looks great!

[@jennatolls88]

It blows my mind how much this brings me directly back to 1:00AM in my old bedroom

[@jasminedelo9730]

*9 years later* Can I still call now?

[@nightcollapse]

Yeah, I want this shit now

[@KratKrit]

I want this shit high key tho

[@Chloe-zf5bw]

@@KratKrit SAME

[@michaeltownley7668]

Imagine; Vince commenting "no"

[@bigsnozitaliano9494]

For real

[@wandan98]

0:54 how to introduce yourself to girls

[@uzairoruz1669]

"You're gonna love my nuts!" 😁😁😁😂😂😂

[@uzairoruz1669]

LOL!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹😹

[@lizlee8715]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@cugntear]

lmao

[@theyukeaces1185]

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@frankmaka2763]

1:36 what a shot, when will this man quit?! Never! ❤

[@user-ey5eb7ks3x]

And you get the *GOLIC* And here’s the *GOLIC* These skin is the *GOLIC* You’re gonna eat more *GOLIC*

[@Arnieishere07]

I was waiting for this comment xD

[@tareqal-hasan4975]

Deskin the *_GOLIC_****

[@soph5835]

Golic

[@bigmonkeyballs69]

"Life is hard enough as it is, you don't wanna cry anymore" Damn das deep

[@cioramirez3376]

Changed my life 😂

[@derantikevin]

Hit too close to home

[@alyssa.h]

I feel attacked

[@zavodszkiabel7919]

A visionary 😂

[@hotheat7462]

(⊙_◎)

[@megatedassaultituary6783]

What he does with the machine and its efficiciency is more ASMR than ASMR will ever be

[@vinylblues]

Holy shit this is still the best commercial I've ever seen

[@LY45972]

"Fettucine linguini martini bikini" - Vince Offer spittin' straight facts

[@mackenziewachter2508]

New lamborghini TORTELLINI?!?

[@ericsjothun8728]

Bars

[@bluecheese5505]

Houdini

[@BoozledR6]

Send me pic or your feetie

[@setsers1]

@@BoozledR6 xD

[@jillianelise5]

"Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life". Damn, I felt that in my heart😞💘

[@chickmagnet1497]

Yeah but you can slap your troubles away with the Slap Chop

[@yeetboy9103]

thats deep

[@jillianelise5]

@@chickmagnet1497 i can yeet my troubles away into the abyss with slap chop😩

[@jillianelise5]

@@yeetboy9103 thank you🥺

[@room6575]

@@jillianelise5 but isn't it supposed to be slapped-

[@not..A..channel]

did he just effortlessly yeeted the trashy chopper in the sink?

[@godrilla5549]

This guy hits E nonstop in tf2, always plays scout.

[@chloe8554]

That nut joke doesn’t seem right.

[@sweetea777]

Pizza Lover “you can do it with one finger or your whole hand” “even kids can do it”

[@Alex-gw9js]

Lol #2019gang

[@06bollah_25]

YoUr GoNnA LoVe My NuTs WaTcH tHiS

[@rdxt2474]

You can do everything in the cover

[@chloe8554]

Scytxhx死 erm...you won’t understand

[@alipasta7036]

tacos. fettuccine. linguini. martini. *bikini.*

[@DinnerForkTongue]

PAH!

[@fangster3197]

ТОRTELLINI!

[@unusualentertainme6018]

Fellaini

[@WaldorfElephants]

I'm sold.

[@isabellaauzinger3437]

I was looking for the comment that said this

[@MrHammSpamm64]

1:36 I love how he just chucks it over his shoulder 😂