Hungry Howies and My Fingernails

[@TheReportOfTheWeek]

Sorry for the cat censorship!

[@brianwilliamakadankfriends4166]

finger nails 1:25

[@sonicaids]

your privacy is important we completely understand

[@sirdouglashowel5thseat776]

honestly never noticed the nails, its review bruh, you don't notice him, he notices you.

[@Adan13337]

You can you reply to this comment so i can frame it on my wall

[@ElvisWoods]

I enjoyed this format. Well done, mixing it up is a good idea.

[@chrisofnottingham]

I don't even live in the USA and I just watch an 18 minute review of a pizza I can never buy.

[@DCarr633]

It's Hungry Howie's. You're not missing much.

[@breakfast_baron8815]

^

[@muhammad24able]

me too lol

[@grammarnazi7428]

Same and I can't live without the review.

[@nbacommentater1566]

@@DCarr633 take that back

[@PhthaloBloo]

I'm really diggin' that cardigan. Also the smile cats bring you warms my heart.

[@QuirkyFifa]

Find someone who looks at you the way Review Brah looks when he sees his cats

[@mgarcia2445]

I noticed that too. He sort of melts when he sees them...so sweet. ;)

[@benjislaton765]

M Garcia cats are awesome so I don't blame him for acting that way

[@kalvinp9693]

i died its so pure 😭

[@skipads5141]

You're creeping me out.

[@IMelkor42]

"Here's my fingernails, all... (Counts).. 10 of them" This guys is on another level lol.

[@BriRog68]

@EJSFilms2K He is on the spectrum...of incredible human being!

[@Fragrantbeard]

EJSFilms2K what do you hope to achieve by saying that? Do you make assumptions about everyone's brains in public?

[@FloatingGoat1]

r/woooosh

[@GBA_Raspberry]

"I just wear it because I'm comfortable wearing it, y'know I try not to bother anyone else with it" Exactly why I love your channel. You do you, you don't show your beliefs or style onto anyone else and you're just enjoying life doing food reviews. Why can't we all strive to be good human beings like you.

[@Big_LosF]

Cristos Ortega I was thinking the exact same thing when I heard him say that. This guy is as humble, honest and unique as they come

[@RonnyWho]

I bet he murders grandmas

[@sportsfanjw559]

Read this as he said it

[@stoutlager6325]

"Hungry Howies and My Fingernails" Pretty good band name.

[@helenisgellin7511]

Is this Andy Dwyer from Parks n Rec perhaps

[@justinmebes476]

I feel like it's appropriate to only "politely chortle" at his humorous remarks. Anything else would be uncivilized.

[@xavierisrael3320]

The cardigan has a nice, casual aesthetic. Looks good, mate

[@stoutlager6325]

Cardigan is wildly underrated style of sweater.

[@alskndlaskndal]

Like a 50s dad relaxing after work.

[@Healcraft]

yeah its tight i need to pick up a few

[@jakjohnston6600]

It really doesn't 😂

[@NKTVNetwork]

Jak Johnston Do you think Lord Daddy would like you speaking about his attire like that?

[@TakeJanner]

Bro, you seem like a genuinely good dude. You could've gotten really defensive about your fingernails but you decided to calmly explain why you have them long. I love you, Reviewbrah.

[@blackbird_actual]

May 11th: "The Hungry Howie's chain of pizza restaurants is set to go out of business after a well-dressed young lad published a scalding review of the establishment on the popular video sharing site KZbin. The closing announcement was made by the widow of Mr. Howie, the latter having committed suicide late last night after watching the 'emotionally crippling' review. More on that story at 5. Now to the weather..."

[@OhhhThatonekid]

Lmao !!!

[@orangeusername1792]

Sturm The Regulator shit this channel has some power hahah

[@MegnaGoat430]

That'll teach em a lesson to up their game over at hungry howies

[@joehenshall8735]

blue chalice of thirst

[@andrewpegg5321]

I love your honesty and personality. I wish I could let ridicule slide just as you do.

[@FlyingOverTr0ut]

I am truly sorry to hear how Hungry Howie's treated you, ReviewBrah. I know you try to be magnanimous and even handed, but the look on your face as you recalled the experience of buying there says it all.

[@knighttaylor4272]

FlyingOverTr0ut he is a boring version of tee normal sponge bob in real life

[@girlspooptoo8567]

FlyingOverTr0ut We like all the same shit Comment etiquette, reviewbrah, and I think I even saw you at Joe on a boat I will see you around bro

[@jonthehermit8082]

Just buy a frozen, cheaper and probably better

[@BlackcatFactions]

He should be a hand model.

[@KennyInVegas]

Ya and look what happened to Costanza!!!!

[@pHruoYnwO]

What hand thing homie?

[@realisticeyeball]

a q p

[@willmcpherson2]

W

[@glinkes]

he's definitely got the goods

[@arjenbij]

Reviewbrah is the ultimate non conformist.

[@Crimsoncorn]

Exactly. Quite the opposite of people dying their hair and getting piercings to be "noncomformist" when really they're just conforming with a different group. But this fine fellow does as sees fit, not trying to fit in with anyone else's idea of what nonconformism looks likes

[@shitboxoffroad]

It's how far society has gone, he is the new counterculture.

[@nbacommentater1566]

Shut up emo kid

[@christophcr11]

how dare you get pizza from another company. I thought we had something special

[@CesarJoseee]

Papa John And no sodie pop, 4shame Reviewbrah.

[@jonc8561]

Papa Bless

[@mgarcia2445]

He found another sugar daddy, Papa. That's what happens when you let quality slip.

[@Justin-zt4jq]

Don't you EVER shame ReviewBrah

[@chakapaku]

Maybe he was tired of getting sub par pizza from a company that has to resort to fear mongering to sell their flavorless pies.

[@weskershades]

The only food reviewer I've found who I can watch without cringing. I have very sensitive ears and can't stand the sound of people eating and smacking their lips, you are so well spoken and well mannered in your videos.

[@schwiftytirpy2828]

Don't be ashamed of your fingernails. Start being worried when they look like JoeysWorldTour's. They are next level gross

[@Brandon_501]

Schwifty Tirpy Ikr at least his are kept clean and neat while joey's looks like fermented nubs.

[@SUPERDAVIDBROS4]

Brandon R154 fuck you

[@fashionablyme8518]

True

[@hal3674really]

Can we talk about how top notch the quality is for for an outdoor video on KZbin?

[@danielrieker253]

its actually indoor if you look closely

[@stianskjelbred]

It looks like he is sitting in a conservatory of some sort

[@stianskjelbred]

Well its like a hybrid. He is outside, but indoors.

[@michaelfoster6510]

YES! REVIEW BRAH STANDING UP FOR HIS NAILS!!! Awesome.

[@yeboi723]

He sounded sad when told the cat goodbye

[@jpaxonreyes]

Gamer4 Life awww 13:46

[@killechen553]

You have beautiful hands.

[@golden-sun]

Greendragon420able wat

[@deztroyer76]

killechen He plays the banjo.

[@Ninkyo893]

@ killechan And flawless skin. All that processed animal protein does wonders for the vitality.

[@berserker912]

There's no problem there folks, let me tell you!

[@gastrodong3893]

Starman ok kira

[@Tumbawk]

Would you consider doing more videos with your cats? I love seeing you interact with them!

[@avalondreaming1433]

I'll second that. I'd love to see Reviewbrah just sitting down having a chat with those two cats.

[@waynehasch5978]

There is a Japanese girl who does guitar covers on you tube by the name Keisandeath. She usually finds a way to get her cat in the videos. It really adds a nice touch.

[@aikaterineillt9876]

Wayne Hasch well that’s irrelevant

[@JC.Denton.]

Reviewbrah...a god among men.

[@JC.Denton.]

thatdudejude 117 Now it's 70

[@realisticeyeball]

Now it's 243

[@MuseOSRS]

Eyeball why'd you choose the gay boots

[@lb8739]

When he smiles, he looks like young tobey maguire

[@Kuzamer]

Pizza Time

[@magikshotz]

oi you're a fucking legend mate fuck the haters... you own that shit my g

[@ekmad]

Loving that cardigan, with the tie it's very "future-50s"

[@gwa-reap3r54]

ekmad fallout?

[@AndromedanPrince]

I like the new hairstyle ReviewBrah. Very nice.

[@samsalsa589]

I want someone to look at me the way he looks at his cat

[@AlizeeYeezy]

"phu000d review" the restrained anger. You alright mate?

[@cameronpeterson6734]

Alizee You don't ever want to unleash the beast in ReviewBrah

[@blueskyautumn]

Alizee lmao

[@hatsunemiku-fu8jg]

RESTRAINED ANGER LMAOOOO

[@berserker912]

He's gonna snap. The next SupremeGentleman™.

[@magma2680]

Alizee true thought i was the only one who noticed

[@Tj-oh8qf]

Looking like the son of Mr. Rogers

[@Zipperskull_]

He even sounds like him

[@jmtz2335]

Mr. Burns

[@mikep5089]

More like Sheldon cooper

[@scottsimpson1779]

be ur self. fuck the haters

[@GenJotsu]

Yes, as long as you aren't hurting anyone.

[@tizi00773]

9:34 how much violence has gone through that slice of pizza ?

[@Likeahbowse]

finals tomorrow, but i have my priorities sorted out.... its review brah

[@royal5824]

oookay ok

[@tellaboutwayne]

ok

[@rufus5208]

I don't think review brah approves of that lmao

[@andre-pm9jl]

Ok

[@MATTMAN92ish]

So el gato is running the camera

[@jacknotnimblejackbethicc4908]

matt foxly I appreciate this joke

[@astronabiss16]

Right when I was getting the noose around my head REIVEWBRAH post this. Thank you for another day of life REVIEWBRAH.

[@fritzyberger]

Mark Pacheco I'm glad I'm not the only one

[@Julian-zn7ew]

wth is going on

[@itzchdedx4986]

chicken nugget 😂😂😂

[@maegonii]

Can you imagine arguing with this pure soul? Can you imagine such a cursed life?

[@shkurka4828]

Reviewbrah, I've got to compliment your elegant hands! It seems like your nails don't tend to break or bend, which means you either naturally have very healthy, strong nails or regularly visit a nail salon (yes, men do manicure too). As a girl with thin, weak nails I am mad jealous because these sons of bitches break easily and take forever to grow. It's funny how you described having long nails as more comfortable because for most people, it's the other way around: uncomfortable but pretty! :)

[@Adele5554]

i think its attractive. i like his hands lol

[@rudygomez4171]

I'm actually digging the cardigan

[@donfrancisco2988]

R E V I E W B R A H E V I E W B R A H

[@diggs务]

Don Francisco hi don Francisco

[@garnacherogarnachero9194]

Don Francisco i miss you 💕

[@Soshewent]

Okay, like, when the cat jumped on the table- that was like one of the biggest smiles ive ever seen him give😊 and i have seen so many of his videos he is so reserved in his expressions! Really so cute ❤

[@isaacr9268]

7:35 Hahaha! "I don't want to eat a cold pie" I fuckin love this dude!!!

[@galvingay8946]

Your hair looks good here. It looks much better when it isn't slicked flat.

[@banterman]

Good hair day today. And the chalice, oof. Extra points for censoring the ID/address tag on the cat. That's next level. Now I want pizza.

[@banterman]

Also I am a smandering jealous.

[@NolaChick82]

I've never even noticed his nails before. People need to focus more on the reviews and less on Review brah's hands. Looking good even out of the suit, today.

[@stephanieleann5454]

I wanna see a food review in front of a fireplace, pilsner glass of water in hand, Sinatra playing softly in the background, and that cardigan. Such a classy dude. Comfortable and sweet. Don't change for anyone ever, reviewbrah.

[@rj4012]

Stephanie Leann forgot about the hear skin rug

[@TheyCallMeBees]

pilsner ew why

[@AWiseMelon]

Damn, that was an aggressive "food"

[@Michele1ELL]

the hair looks spiffy.

[@reynaldoponce3645]

Major woody Why have you disrespected the god himself and his existence is spiffy.

[@Champ-rb2yw]

Can you review a Costco pizza if there's one near you?

[@inigo137]

this is your chillest video in a while keep up your good work Reviewbrah

[@RonnieJamesDeodorant]

I keep replaying 13:47 "Hello." "Goodbye [old friend. We shall meet again someday. May you prosper in all your endeavors.]" He doesn't quite say the last part, but his eyes are saying it :(

[@Tetrohedracon]

Reviewbrah's farts smell like freshly baked cinnamon rolls. (Holy fuck, I didn't notice the sweater. Nice look.)

[@Hellblazer302]

Respect for the nail response. Keep the good reviews coming.

[@aljdavis]

A professional as always, thank you for the dedication to consistency.

[@garretthawk5546]

Nothing but respect for you -- you bold, refined, and resilient man!

[@anhuinevermore9958]

Absolutely loved the new idea of reviewing a company as a whole! Friends agreed! Would love to see more!

[@leigh8253]

The little smile at 2:19 has my heart

[@travisjoyner5927]

9:35 throws it down like a bitch on Saturday night

[@grassynolll]

💀💀💀💀💀💀😂

[@GunLoc]

Travis Joyner lmao

[@katec1128]

When I watch your videos I'm no longer running on empty. Thanks for making my day. Keep being you!

[@JoeMama-nx8pd]

There used to be a Hungry Howies close to where I live, but it got replaced by a Little Caesars.

[@francesca4749]

KDistheman Little seizures

[@ceruleannejaybirdian8825]

Crybaby when I taste that sour ass little Caesars sauce

[@kayschmiddy655]

%100 respect for you. i enjoy your videos and your personality. good for you for putting the ridicule and hate aside. love your day in the life videos, i feel like i know you better the more i hear you talk. keep doing what your doing and stay stylish!

[@davidsandlin9686]

Putting these food chains on notice. They fuck over Reviewbrah their sales plummet until they make it right. Have you ever heard of the McLean? That's because they tasted like shit and the reviewbrah let everyone on shortwave know about it.

[@billt7283]

david sandlin wait, wait.... u can't leave me hanging like that. What happened?

[@jeajea523]

2:24 the purity of you with your cat. So much love.

[@OutNAbout415]

That mr. rogers sweater is on point!

[@jordanfraughton3921]

I find so much joy and entertainment in watching these reviews. You're a class act, man!

[@futuramarox789]

My man ReviewBrah forgot how many fingers he had

[@mycityhasbeencalledlittlec7203]

The Preston nah thats just his sense of humor

[@SwordArmRecords]

Grammar Nazi yeah yeah we get it and we're making a joke about it

[@Emma-gs1zk]

soooooo cute when you smile at your cat :')

[@vs71597]

LOVE the sweater!!! More sweaters and especially cardigans please dearest Brah

[@joshuafleming6206]

I am the only one who thinks that pizza looks amazing !??

[@adamread7507]

Looks great. But after watching this thorough review, I will never support that establishment.

[@Repzion]

I love you.

[@ashtray0belief]

I love you even more now, MrRepzion.

[@tokyonova2814]

MrRepzion I love u for 5 years repz

[@oksay523]

whoah! rep you're awesome! I didn't expect to see you here

[@magma2680]

MrRepzion ew it's you

[@sjs9354]

@Thereportoftheweek Love the reviews. Addicted. But now, about those fingernails. They are part of your personal style just like the hair, the cardigans and suits. HOWEVER, when you keep flashing them in front of the public, holding food, and open the comment section, well, then you already know there is going to be the good, the bad and the ugly. Personally, I can’t decide if they are vampirish, feminine, or both. Very off putting. But that’s just me.

[@stinkyboomboom]

Bitchin sweater. Mr. Rogers would be jealous.

[@MysticPhoenix]

For 600k make a video of you in a regular t shirt like if you agree 😂don't get me wrong those suits are nice 👍just do it for fun

[@mrmalicious578]

Best channel on KZbin 110%

[@maniac4toys]

Reportoftheweek is the official GOAT. My mans fucks it all up every time I see him drop a new video.

[@brandinvasquez7538]

Review Brah the kind of guy to give a review after sex.

[@clintmcallister1647]

I wanted to like this so bad, but it's already at 69 likes.

[@Big_LosF]

That would be epic!!!!!!

[@aidanlorimer5413]

Brandin Vasquez he doesn’t need sex he is ahead of all human evolution as he expresses himself and no other men or trends he is the most beautiful and lusted after but he denies all sexual contact with any other living organism unless he must indeed repopulate the earth after he survives the apocalypse unlike most other men

[@RTexasUSA]

With those nails I'm not sure that will be an issue.

[@WaterParkGuy]

Brandin Vasquez Ehhhh, I think he’d be respectful about it, and keep it in between himself and the other, ya know?

[@mbanji26]

This cardigan is the most fashionable and sleek look of review brah's I've ever seen🎩. looks young and tidy at the same time. Actually I like your daily outfits, too but please do more cardigan looks I love it :^)

[@williejamehufff3125]

You keep me from jumping out of my 14 story apartment building after a long day of monotonous paperwork filing

[@jayschmildt1219]

Willie Jamehufff doesn't get more real than that

[@erikanderson3927]

i appreciate your uniqueness. nails suits and hair. big big fan of the review bruh, and being different.

[@JBlizzyFan]

love the cardigan

[@AlgaeEater09]

I like this guy because.. the stuff he does is because HE likes it, and it's not to impress others. The suit, nails, and hair. "Hey why do you do that?!" "Because I want too.." People seem to forget that we can do whatever we want without caring.

[@ANCIENTASTRONAUT]

looking fresh af

[@WTFisToast]

Your channel is getting better by the day, Reviewbrah. Keep it up.

[@STREETBUCKETPERSON]

NSFW cat

[@erkandpent]

I can’t believe the manager said that to you. What kind of place argues with a costumer like that? I’ve never gone to a hungry howies and now after knowing how they treated you I never will.

[@adamread7507]

Same.

[@OriasX]

Don't cut your nails if you like them that way👌🏼

[@LegoJordan1]

It makes me happy to see you support what makes you happy a lot of people usually change for others, It makes me enjoy the content more with the backstory lol

[@soulking2017]

We have photobombs Reviewbrah has catbombs

[@williammiller496]

Dmetri Meeks-Coleman it would be funny if it made sense

[@elishabarrows]

Hungry Howie's is amazing, the crust makes the pizza and so does the cheese. I get it everytime I got on vacation bc I don't have one in my town or close by.

[@helterskelter9020]

I have long fingernails too. People always feel the need to point them out. Why is it any of their business? Don't apologize for your appearance.

[@adamread7507]

It makes people uncomfortable because it's unhygienic. I wouldn't judge someone for having long fingernails but it's certainly nothing worth defending. It's uncommon for a reason.

[@apimpnamedslickback8625]

Helter Skelter GO STEELERS ‼️✊🏾

[@corbinjones4527]

Hungry Howies is way better than Little Caesars

[@wollsmoth69]

$13 for a fucking medium with 1 topping? Fuck that shit. You can get two larges AND breadsticks at LC for less than that.

[@flanpad]

love the cardigan Reviewbrah

[@jamesdevine02]

The quality of this video is off the charts. I would expect no less from our saviour.

[@claudemountain6035]

You seemed to quote your intro with... disdain.

[@keno8070]

I watch these to make me more hungry before I eat so I love it even more

[@microusb118]

It looks like a green screen

[@williammiller496]

Micro USB it is

[@amberhayes9754]

william miller c'mon, Really?? I'm not so sure.

[@ephlox4196]

No, it's real

[@amberhayes9754]

I have always thought that was a real background. Then William Miller put the crazy idea of it all being a green screen in my head

[@katiebarber407]

some of the non bulldozed parts of florida actually do look like that. i live in orlando can confirm

[@TheWheelsHaveEyes73]

I remember in my area we had a Hungry Howies in my area. They always took two hours to deliver and the pizza was never any good, and they were always rude on the phone. They only stayed open for about a month.

[@st3v3yboi]

rUnNinG ON FuLL

[@fabianmarquez1222]

this page is the best thing ive discovered in 2017