Trying to fight a UFC champion at a bar

#stipemiocic #ufc #danawhite

[@nyfolkhero]

“She talked worse than I do” 🤣

[@AnonYmous-ob7py]

That had be rolling

[@TheSmilodon85]

Least he's honest Respect still funny.

[@TheGuyCalledX]

Stipe legit sounds like Boomhauer

[@weignerleigner3037]

@@TheGuyCalledX hahahahahahahahahaha best description of stipe I’ve ever seen

[@ABC-dw7pe]

He does sound like an airhead fool tbh… nice guy tho

[@jakedemaggio8649]

Wow, thank god for the subtitles 😂 it’s all love Stipe the goat 🐐

[@Thawhid]

Yeeee. I somewhat understand the story

[@deliaenterprise1204]

I see where Mojahed got the translator joke from now!

[@jakedemaggio8649]

I was joking. He does mumble a bit but he knows that and jokes about it. It actually isn’t that bad. I was just joking with him. Stipe is one of my favorite heavyweights, right along with Brock Lesner, Tyson Fury & Stipe. I’ve been being excited about Tom Aspinall, I think he’s the next great & dominant champ at Heavyweight.

[@Jingling-MelO]

Stipe talks as if he has a combination of speech impediment, punch drunk and high on coke. I don't think he actually has those things, but that's what it sounds like.

[@llcoolj3914]

@Devin Reavis are you trolling? Dude sounds like a tismo

[@erictrevino3339]

Hell yea.. your woman should always have your back and you have hers.. 😎

[@Rex-offender982]

@@Dr.SmegmaJones I’m from Ohio to I know like 1000 people that talk like that

[@coolseaking3757]

@@Dr.SmegmaJones have them both read 30 minute speeches full of scientific journal research🤣🤣

[@johnwesner563]

@Teleportdinero of the sharingan Bruh he fought Francis 😂 Stipes just getting old man, one of the greatest heavy weights of all time.

[@xeta180]

@@johnwesner563 he is the greatest heavyweight

[@austinsavage]

Pretty sure i married the wrong woman

[@Manic_Mondayz420]

Now that is wife material

[@b.c6223]

Hell! Yes! 🫡

[@TheSmilodon85]

Yes

[@ohgeemud]

Absolutely

[@venomousstriker4715]

I assume she trains, I remember my teammate telling me something and I completely agree: “a 1 that trains >>>>>>>>>> a 10 that doesn’t”

[@dannygranger9271]

This is a wife! I love watching my girlfriend kick a girls ass, one time my girlfriend fought this girl at a park and rubbed her ass all on her face while pinning her down, hottest thing ever

[@zip1668]

" Hashemschmedelflabbagooba " - Stipe Miocic

[@appledough3843]

He's right though

[@rafaelpenaloza9304]

😂😂😂

[@ZCJ3227]

I felt that gooba

[@wildberry752]

No thats actually Izzy's legal name

[@mzulhilmi4506]

Great quote

[@notsoberoveranalyzer8264]

“Let’s go make babies” is the most natural reaction after your wife was just being a badass

[@leprechaun7667]

Let’s be fr fr we be all finna make a football team after da chiiiiiit !!

[@z1ll4jr53]

@@leprechaun7667 💀

[@tentaklaus9382]

@@leprechaun7667 Are you in the hood by any chance?

[@P.Subaeruginosa]

Gotta do it while she still has the high badass hormones in her system

[@thew1ldone889]

@@leprechaun7667 It's not cool to be r3t@rded and have no grammar.

[@pfftwhut7638]

Love how he clowned himself "she talked worse than me I'm like jc" 😂

[@pjay450]

If I didn't knew who Stipe was I would 100% beleive he has some kind of tech startup for shark tank.

[@Jamie_Wilson]

When you work out what Stipe is saying, this story is hilarious 😂

[@pfftwhut7638]

Or you can just read

[@DarA-zh9tk]

Can you not understand him? It’s pretty easy lol.

[@hadinuman6699]

Dude, there's literally subtitles. We understand. Not everyone passed kindergarten.

[@hadinuman6699]

@l well if they didn't have subtitles then that would've been a good joke, but they did, hence the joke fell flat. I guess a terrible joke is still a joke huh.

[@Havre_Chithra]

@@DarA-zh9tk It's not exactly clear what happened in the story. Might be because of Stipe or the cut-edits leaving things out

[@billyin4c514]

Stipe: My girl got hands!!

[@Nomad-97]

When he imitated her saying “it’s my Uuuber” I’m fvcking dying 😂😂😂 Stipe is like that neighbour or family member you have that’s always joking around and busting your balls, can’t ever take him serious lol

[@isaacalzate8262]

Yeah until you saw his ass get up stipe is a gigantic human being 6-4 230 and in his prime he was 245 pounds at 15% bodyfat and could take any punch sadly fighting monsters made him lose it somewhat but hes still a monster to me

[@Nomad-97]

@@isaacalzate8262 stipe is a tank regardless. He’s only lost to great fighters so no shame in that. He seems like a real class act, a humble family man/full time fire fighter that whoops ass in the cage and was the heavyweight champ

[@gigachad6885]

@@Nomad-97 he only lost to eyepokers and roiders, and now he's gonna fight the biggest cheater of them all : Junkie "Pictogram" Jones

[@Nomad-97]

@@gigachad6885 that is true. He needed eye surgery after the first fight with DC from all the blatant eye pokes

[@jhtsurvival]

@@isaacalzate8262 stipe could probably still kill 95% of humans with his bare hands maybe 99%

[@stangovation6459]

Mrs Stipe can crack😂

[@darchandarchan7036]

don’t expect anything less from Chael Sonnen’s pen pal

[@iclypto]

Mrs miocic 😂 stipe is his first name

[@dannygranger9271]

This is a wife! I love watching my girlfriend kick a girls ass, one time my girlfriend fought this girl at a park and rubbed her ass all on her face while pinning her down, hottest thing ever

[@Mzsrtaa]

His wife is so amazing, she literally became a nurse to treat him after his fights.

[@deanmckenzie8717]

I'm so glad there was subtitles he may as well be talking Japanese

[@TigranHakobyan-jh8ue]

I can understand him perfectly well. Are you not from america?

[@mahkobicook5873]

@@TigranHakobyan-jh8ue I think people just give up real easily. Like it’s not worth the effort for them to try to understand. It’s like people that can’t understand rap you can put on the clearest vocal rap ever, you play it for an old rock head and they gonna act like there’s nothing being said. It all a matter of if you want to understand

[@battlebreakdown3972]

thought i was watching bisping for the first 3 seconds 😂🤣

[@josiahgonzalez942]

Bruh same 🤦‍♂️🤣

[@TheDAJ1995Leg]

@@josiahgonzalez942 Bruh same 🤦‍♂️🤣

[@E4create]

Before I wanted UFC a lot I got them confused lol before I heard Bisping speak

[@Gypsyalchemy333]

Thank God for close captions

[@KeoluBoy100]

*closed caption

[@JP18473]

Never been more thankful for subtitles

[@ohtebowah]

"WHAT?" Stone Cold Stipe Austin

[@doranroullier1914]

"This is the hottest thing I've seen in my entire life, let's go make babies" lmao

[@weskervpervendetta6045]

Thank you for the subtitles

[@RSTEM]

Romero, Stipe, Nate & Strickland need a podcast

[@ledak7790]

Going for Stipe’s eyes, now we know where DC developed his game plan for their first fight

[@gigachad6885]

For all of their fights he eyepoked him

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

@@gigachad6885 Stipe got him back in the third fight at least.

[@D9Wx]

All the fights. Dcs black privelige made ufc workers allround including journalist let him do it. And after that dc suddenly became this semiracist black pride kind of guy. He cheated af, knew he was priveliged he got away with it and still lost twice.

[@josereyes-jg1vd]

@@D9Wx you are baiting so damn hard right now

[@thew1ldone889]

@@josereyes-jg1vd Nah, dude is right. That's been happening in the US for decades. Stipe is the better fighter. Balkan has the best fighters and basketball players on earth.

[@yenohtnA]

Thanks for the captions. This is impossible to decipher

[@ChrisMcloviification]

Its hilarious they put subtitles for him i can understand him ok lol

[@Jamie_Wilson]

But he's only just "ok" to understand, am I right? I mean, he's objectively not super easy to follow, let's all be honest here. I know exactly what he was saying, but some parts definately needed 2 or 3 go-arounds to fully understand lol.

[@jphenry3404]

@DARK HOUND You can read can't you? Gist of it is that a drunk girl backhanded him because she thought he took her Uber, and Stipe's wife clocked her

[@ShiddyShad808]

FINALLY someone puts subtitles for Stipe, THANK YOU.

[@tylerjuarez6190]

Stipe is a legend 🤣, nothing but respect for him, an incredible fighter and human being.

[@omarantonetti8417]

He looks like Michael Bispings dad 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mkerysnap7084]

Bro l love stipe but thank god for the subtitles 😂😂

[@BetterToDIY]

Had to watch like 5 times just to even be able to read the subtitles

[@tommy_noble]

"slip..BOOM!" that's fucking awesome

[@jacobpilon9079]

If that happend to me, she’s getting pregnant the second we get home 😂

[@benjaminburch2754]

I love this guy! He laughs at himself and he is humble.

[@johnkim2503]

She’s a keeper

[@hundredbandzbulls]

“Let’s go make babies”- the great Micheal Bisping

[@spiderwebbmarketing]

Mam I love Stipe. A legend in this game

[@Khonnell66]

Stipe has got to be one of the most, if not the most regular, everyday guy in a position where it would be very easy to be an egomaniac.

[@SIMUL4CR4]

Hahaha Mrs Miocic with the quickness!!! The only thing that could make Stipe more likeable is us deciphering more of his language.

[@SIMUL4CR4]

GOAT

[@CheechElMexicano]

Was it just me or did you have to hear this three times to get it LOL

[@ballhead5489]

I love stipe he’s a real one

[@Nozthedon1]

Thanks for the subtitles.

[@PMC_Wanker_Group]

That joke's old

[@hamsnadwich]

watching mma has made it really easy to understand people like stipe, and people with difficult accents from all over

[@yawnMan8]

didn’t even realize it was stipe!!! just woke up lol but still!!! guy looks so sweet and normal to be such a dove in the cage. awesome!!

[@MrMdemon]

Wish he was this outspoken in the UFC. Stipe is a fun to listen to... with the help of subtitles

[@ericrollings]

Stipe is a beast. That’s about as good as that could’ve turned out.

[@brandenvargas6119]

He sound like bob burgers friend that always goes to he’s restaurant to eat

[@BigsoldierMx]

BRO😭

[@ARR409]

Regardless of Stipe being hard to understand, this story is oddly wholesome.

[@Shum-man]

sounds like we may have somebody to look forward to in the ufc😂

[@junoknowsitall]

Damn Stipe must be hella fun to have a beer with. Whatta champ, in the cage and in life.

[@bythewaymma4569]

Thank you for subtitles

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

Their babies are going to possess their combined power.

[@gayeloser8607]

Thanks for adding subtitles, had no idea what he said.

[@manaskhamkar1992]

Thanks for subtitles

[@salamancadingding]

Thank you for the subtitles

[@samuelmagnum6047]

Sub titles needed everytime Stipe speaks

[@harlock321]

That's a real wife right there buddy! You got a keeper for sure!

[@et4493]

Stipe the GOAT LMFAO

[@theresidencypod]

Facts

[@Legendary_Deuce]

Francis is Stipes dad

[@tjgadner8896]

That’s weird I usually can’t understand ppl easily but I can understand every word of his

[@djdani1763]

We need more Stipe stories ! !

[@handsomefatboy]

My god.. I understand Yoel Romero more than Stipe

[@mattwells1036]

I luh you

[@berzerkbankie1342]

No for gay Jesus

[@aaronkennedy6486]

See you soom boing

[@bushisback112]

Stipe has the edge in immigrant mentality

[@darkovidakovic76]

Michael bisping WHERE AAAA. YOUU!!??

[@Mr.WasNEVERunderstood]

We need a cartoon skit of Stipe playing a drunk girl trying to take someone’s Uber 😂 “My OOOOBER!”

[@choopa1670]

Even the mrs got hands 👍🏽💪🏽

[@B96-z5l]

"And my wife's like *slip*...*BOOOOM*" 🤣🤣🤣

[@CajunBoyJake]

After the 3rd listen I got the full story.

[@Bernardo-df2oy]

STIPE THE G.O.A.T 🐐🐐🐐,💯💯💯. The UFC disrespected him.

[@maxthefoooool]

Stipe always been the most low key funny ufc fighter

[@eazyridin7283]

Let’s go make Babies “ 😂 ! Whoop Jon Jones ass !!! That will be EPIC!!!

[@Luiz997488]

Thank god for subtitles

[@Maartun]

Would love to see Stipe and Strickland start a podcast together!

[@jaeguevara3776]

Miocic must have been taking elocution lessons because I understood every word 😮

[@seti3bb]

I fucking love Stipe 🤣

[@AcidAroma]

God damn I love Stiopic, Tremendous!

[@terrytran7127]

Mublerap, him & Nate Diaz..!😁😆😁

[@AlejandroGarcia-tb8qq]

I'm glad there were subtitles

[@codyeble0713]

After he fought his first fight against Joey Beltran in the UFC he was at buffalo wild wings watching some ufc ppv and so were me and my buddy who actually ended up training with him, but we ended up at a bar and we're hammered and I went up to him and congratulated him on his first win in the UFC and joked "but be careful you might have to go up against someone like me next" and he just went woah, I wouldn't wanna do that lol super awesome dude, cool he understood my humor and went with it

[@travistravis3620]

Made me laugh when he’s mocking her and saying it’s my Uber 😂

[@jwetzel9112]

Mrs. Stiopic is a real one

[@ThehulkGreen]

My woman has my back, yep she's taking me to court to try and ruin me.

[@XRyanK]

Oh hell yes. The wife definetly getting reward points right there.

[@Alroytt]

Praise the lord for subtitles Stipe ‘Stockton Slurrer’ Miocic

[@izwanmansor2179]

Thanks for the subtitle,this guy talk gibberish

[@briscoesjug1026]

Mrs Stipe needs to show Stipe that head movement..... And I'm a fellow ohioan and believe Stipe's the fkn Heavyweight Goat

[@SH-AQ_1]

His speech is getting clearer tbh

[@samerhamze3551]

Mrs. miocic, heavyweight champion of the world undisputed undefeated.

[@Eli-ux3wr]

He's like a heavyweight Boomhauer

[@kingbenjamin92]

Stipe is the fuckin man!! Oh yea, Ryan is a badass too lol

[@therealbenlurie8810]

Thank god for subtitles.

[@aplus1080]

His wife doing the lord's work.

[@dclong-]

People don't realize how lethal this man is. Just look at his background online. My man is a legitimate killer.

[@Fraustyy]

Can’t wait to see Stipe again, one of the all-time greats at HW I’m really curious if he can pull a Glover and reinvent himself. He’s pretty intelligent and well-rounded as a fighter. Losing to Ngannou bears no shame either the dude is a machine

[@markolumovic2750]

He is done he is not hungry anymore now Ngannou has actually great chance to officially overthrow Stipe as GOAT.But when Stipe was in his prime he beat him still only numbers matter so far Stipe is GOAT followed by Fedor but less skilled Ngannou has great chance to beat both of them for that status.

[@kh2716]

What a Momma ❤️

[@obitriceforlife5771]

Stipe’s looks alone just make him a heavyweight champ in life lol

[@davidwilliamson8502]

I like how the REAL champ had to step in. No disrespect to stipe, huge fan. But the boss had to step up to the plate on this one.

[@austinhall3937]

Your woman should always defend you and the love you share!

[@nomanshigh3058]

Couldn't understand a word but I love it

[@Siiiiii717]

Thanks for the subtitles dude

[@thathandleistakentrythisone]

This guy's speech pattern could be used to code secret service messages

[@devanman7920]

haha I thought we were getting a Stipe fight story but one about his wife is even better haha

[@concept1027]

Baaaha. "Let's go make babies." This dude never disappoints. I mean, except those couple times.

[@hugonongbri8100]

I'd love to see a podcast between Stipe, Nate and Brandon shaub

[@whackedoutcookie4393]

Thank God for subtitles

[@Planet_Combat]

Nate Diaz vs Stipe Miocic EPIC rap battle would be phenomenal