robbing $124 from a free to play game

[@TangoCharlie-mz8lh]

"I have no interest in world of warships" "Badger has a voice pack" "I have some interest in world of warships"

[@Kennobi15]

Exactly my thoughts

[@thetobi583]

Same... We need to find each other somehow

[@exalted_space9224]

Mmmmmmmm- SHIP

[@deltazero4685]

I am in the EXACT same boat lol.

[@hazeltree7738]

@@deltazero4685 *Exact same warship

[@onepunchhutch]

I will give Guece some credit. He cut his code short knowing he was promoting on Badger's stream. Only after getting the go ahead he actually said it. That kind of respect is truly refreshing to see

[@illucidate3749]

Badger's homies are nothing if not tru bros

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

"Professionals _HAVE_ standards"

[@onepunchhutch]

@@Da_ComputerMonster true that

[@boog3005]

Hey Geuce is a real one. Fuck it I’m doing two orders of some supps. One to Geuce and one to Badger.

[@GigaChadh976]

I doubt badger would have cared either way. Geuce and him have been buddies forever

[@QuantumBeard]

There are two absolutes in life: 1. Badger fuckin ballin 2. Skulker ain't never washed

[@undertow619]

At least he shut the fuck up with the AI for once!

[@rebecaminor3367]

True

[@admiralbone2002]

Only sith deal in absolutes

[@fernosbonos5394]

his wishes are damned and prettty fine

[@vladgabrielmatei9128]

​@@admiralbone2002and Jedi can't block buckshots

[@TortuousRuby159]

If "Victory just as the founding fathers intended" is a voice line, "defeat, the founding fathers would be disappointed" better be a voice line

[@kottadragon]

I like how Russian despises subs and aircraft carriers in this game like a medieval knight who's fed up with guns for ruining the spirit of war.

[@mileskessler2905]

Wargaming Don Quixote lmao

[@rustkarl]

Fair.

[@AlteryxGaming]

I mean, he’s in line with the majority of the old guard for this game

[@IamMLGamer]

This is accurate, badger also hates modern aircraft in war thunder and loves old, weird tanks in world of tanks

[@TheSchultinator]

I still have no idea why they added subs besides "moar content"

[@unnamedvisitor1649]

"I tried to make the "U.S.S. LOBSTERFEST" a real thing, turns out that's...illegal." I almost choked to death upon that.

[@OfficerCharon]

"TURBO illegal."

[@GasPipeTony]

Ilobster

[@pegasus4191]

Payday 2 police raid sound

[@Demonkingdude]

​@@OfficerCharon for some reason I can Google translate your reply, and it translates to "The crowd is Illegal"

[@GasPipeTony]

@@pegasus4191 sound of door being bashed in

[@panderfamily7836]

I was a blackjack dealer for a few years and dealt a perfect shoe to a player. No joke, 6 decks in blackjack and he won every. single. hand. He didn't up his bet, just played pretty much the same amount every hand. It was something like 35-45 hands? I didn't count at the time and I regret that I didn't. He made something like $30,000? Idk, it was like 8 years ago. Anyway, Badger is right, do not listen to the voices.

[@heradow4672]

could it be possible that the man's name was Henry Sugar

[@SadgePimckle]

​@heradow4672 holy shit is that a Roald Dahl reference

[@unknown20005]

why is this channel so good when it’s literally just a bunch of guy’s screwing around yapping about the most random stuff ever it reminds me of back when i used to have like 200 something friends on playstation and i would just be in these massive 20 people parties just listening to everyone yapping and going on about some of the most random stuff as we clutched up and carried people in stuff like destiny 2 raids and dungeons

[@johnmarston4905]

I find it so funny how Badger’s voice is slowly sneaking its way into all of these different games as legitimate additions, it makes me happy knowing he’s made it to such a point.

[@Soyboy_71]

The warthunder collab was nuts

[@monke287]

Swaws

[@adrienlastname4663]

Don't forget his TABG voice pack

[@azeroth2994]

Heck yeah, Bajur in Max0r's vids, TABG and Warships voice packs, next thing You know he gonna be voicing folks in indie Animations

[@Tigershark_3082]

​@@azeroth2994 Honestly, I give him like 2 years tops before he's doing something for CrunchyRoll, english dub-wise

[@AnthonyantARBY]

22:16 The hardest i've laughed all year has to be when Grouse came on screen with no animation! And the delivery of him saying "Drink some water for once in your fucken life" was perfect!

[@Austin316GamingV2]

22:20 F**king Grouce man all ways steals the show

[@seancushing5103]

Truly amazing

[@Jakedasnake486]

Literally every time I hear him say that I go to get a drink of water

[@EyItsZay]

Call back to the Left 4 Dead 2 video when they modded the game to the point Grouse had NO movement animations.

[@phantomsights4533]

0:00 “This video contains loud noises” My brain: “Skulker… what did you do?”

[@undertow619]

I love that your immediate reaction is wonder what Skulker did this time.

[@phantomsights4533]

@@undertow619 Because it’s usually always him 🤣🤣

[@StealthTheFoxz]

@@phantomsights4533 Have to agree here.

[@greybooch]

Blackhole microwave, apparently

[@Demonkingdude]

Has anyone else seen that world of tanks video where Skulker held everyone hostage?

[@halbarand2806]

2:19 GRIND 2:30 GRIND 3:32 GRIND

[@n_ice]

GRIND

[@evansears711]

20:27 - 28:30 There’s the whole Sprite bit for y’all, including the beginning context and Skullker summoning Sprite Cthulhu. EDIT: Hadn't realized how much attention I'd get for posting two time-stamps, but thank all y'all for 5.5k likes on this, and thank you, Badger, for pinnin' this. You're the best, my guy. You may only post once in a blue moon, but they always strike gold. Worth the wait. And the Sprite loss, lol.

[@Sweetroll_Wolfie]

Thank you! This is my favorite Badger video for that bit! I find that running joke hilarious!

[@evansears711]

Agreed, @@Sweetroll_Wolfie. One of, if not his best bits of his KZbin career

[@ramjet94]

8 minutes of PEAK.

[@Pink_Panzer]

Thank you.

[@torhundal2182]

ur gonna want tha 25:06 for the people who want the maximum pop, also 27:37 is the 'parry loud noise' noise

[@2mccue4u27]

Geuce's Sprite-popping bit is the hardest i've laughed from a Badger vid since "you can't just murder mr. House because a robot told you to!"

[@blackstone-gc9pz]

"observe"

[@cjkelly7536]

​@@blackstone-gc9pz"How did I lose karma? He was already a vegetbale I was just making a mashed potato."

[@adamantium7279]

Dude same. I think that was the best and most intense laugh I've ever had in my whole life!

[@heyitsharry]

this is 2019 badger energy, we are SO back

[@blackstone-gc9pz]

@@cjkelly7536 the bonk had me cackling

[@theretrosilvergamer7061]

With every game and Max0r cameo, Badger is inching closer and closer to being a voice actor and I’m all for it

[@kalandillon8320]

His voice has become so recognizable that I could point it out of anything.

[@marcoricci3936]

Badger did gave voice to minos prime in the second video that Max0r did for ultrakill

[@armormartin4267]

I just want a video where Max0r joins them in a game

[@armormartin4267]

@@marcoricci3936he also voiced that man in front of the 2 fingers

[@OmeletteGirl]

wait what?! where is that robot bastard??

[@BlueDasher13]

13:46 Bull Sharks: jokes on you I don't care about whether I'm in saltwater or freshwater I'll still pester you like the inconvenience I am

[@Random_voice_actor]

Salmons: WATER IS WATER!

[@VEGETAYES]

bull sharks more like bullshit sharks

[@Complexicon_of_a_Startist]

@@VEGETAYES More like No-Bullshit Sharks, they care none for Skullker's wacky rule changes.

[@VEGETAYES]

@@Complexicon_of_a_Startist that's just more bullshit. plus, they live in goddamn florida.

[@Complexicon_of_a_Startist]

@@VEGETAYES It's bullshit to ignore bullshit? Damn, that's news to me- Also, the fact that they live in Florida makes too much sense lol.

[@danielbob2628]

I swear Badger, you are using the Doom 2016 Red Guard skin much more effectively than Doom 2016 ever did. They made such a baller character design and made it a corpse found in hidden areas holding collectibles.

[@Robotdestroyer0]

And he attaches the model to Geuce

[@OGSnoberry]

Geuce pausing mid-plug because he wasn't sure if Badger would be OK w/ him plugging his own GamerSupps code on his stream was so fucking funny and wholesome. Just dead stop, wrench in the gears.

[@TraustiGeir]

Oh, he hit the brakes hard.

[@NateSchulte]

@@TraustiGeirAnd then right after he got Badger’s okay, he *stomped* on the accelerator with both feet

[@crimson2209]

BLACK…LUNG BABY USE CODE BLACK LUNG

[@talonsniper13]

22:19 "drink some water for once in your fucking life" Literally everyone else in the VC: "No" 😂

[@Its_me_Stolas]

BUt water is the best drink of every century. Yeah, quality dropped lately, but it is still good

[@cykablyatman6242]

at this point, bajur and grouse are writing the new payday 3 heists while doing this shitposting payday 3 still bad tho

[@KieranByers]

honestly, it's the sanest thing I ever heard Grouse say.

[@Poputrash]

And badger brought back his old animation for that bit.

[@tritex6350]

And it’s the only thing he contributes to the video!

[@nazguldragon]

I wonder if the recent Red Lobster bankruptcy means Badger's ship could be called the Lobsterfest now

[@brandonporter3866]

Yes it can, he owns the trademark now

[@Smorb42]

Legally speaking, he always could have. They only have the trademark for food called lobsterfest. He is not making food, so there should be no market confusion.

[@shoto42]

Y’know, at first I noticed how much more chill this video sounded compared to your recent vids and thought i didn’t like it but then I realized that this felt like a night with the boys. This is probably the biggest compliment I could give to a video.

[@likeapro4242]

You’re 100% right. I’m not even one for watching competitive gaming and I have no idea how I got here, but I stayed for the animation and the banter, so this was the perfect vid for me. If he had an alternate channel of just conversation highlights and nothing else, that would be my go to

[@flamedance58]

Agreed, the chill mood where the Bajur can just chat, enjoy himself, etc is good. I'm glad he's found a game he can vibe with not worry too much. Perhaps this is the turning point of him going from being the Siege guy to the Battleship guy.

[@SleppyLeBo]

27:11 Skulker has genuinely never heard someone ask him to turn his soundboard up before. I love how he's legit confused there for a sec.

[@victorthecremator4318]

so real

[@ascendedboi2224]

You know it's crazy when skulker questions you

[@jacksongaming854]

Skulker got hit by an initimate check

[@kitsunecreates]

26:45 just the “I tried dude-“ killed me just the absolute defeat and hilarity in one deep sigh/breath

[@ConnorMeagher-w6o]

also badger you are the only youtuber on the plan of existance that is able to get me to watch 32 minutes and 34 seconds of unending play time i don't know how you do it maybe its your humor or its the unending twitch getting brought up but you are the only person other than asmr that is able to keep me watching your vids for more than 10 minutes

[@TitanoftheVoid]

I listen to badger as I sleep. As I am natively from new mexico, when he metiniod my state, I sat straight up in my bed, whipped my head around towards my phone, and did the most authentic "huh?" Known to man.

[@SunnyGaming3710]

You are an NPC and a player you can't perceive clicked E on you while you were in bed.

[@soep19]

I'm lying on my bed when I read this comment and laugh so hard that I physically need to stand up so I wouldn't choke to death lol

[@zenerstorm95]

Not only did the title confuse me, but Badger sounding so calm when narrating made me think that I stepped into a alternate universe

[@bluedemon2783]

Ikr.

[@MrSkerpentine]

big brother got to him

[@EarlierTitan19]

THANK GOD SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING

[@someguy7110]

Literally lmao, thought he uploaded a short or something.

[@DaveMiller6042]

Seriously feels as if he was replaced by an alternate version of himself

[@NewAgeRenegXde]

21:53 the pause for respect before promo is perfection

[@Scott_TF2]

I like how this video is much MOAR laid back and relaxed than the rest of the recent videos. Reminds me of the good old 2010’s siege videos

[@thecommentor3845]

brother that game came out in 2015

[@Scott_TF2]

@@thecommentor3845 i didn't care to check the dates on the videos

[@thecommentor3845]

@Scott_TF2 if he was uploading siege videos back then, it would've been with like bandicam or fraps on the lowest possible settings

[@Elmithian]

​@@thecommentor38451080p still existed back then I believe?

[@jobot0114]

Real talk, I honestly love the slightly more longform, laid-back vibe of this video. The lack of hyperactive editing actually let me absorb the information I was watching and laugh at the bits lmao. Love it, hope you keep it up.

[@Anigaming-dz5gh]

I actually thought he was sick or smth due to how much *hyper-stimulation* most of his vids have, but once you mentioned this i felt dumb

[@onidm3540]

So basically: Badger made a tutorial of how to exploit a multimillionaire game company, how to overpass copyright with lobsters and how much a person can waste in Sprite cans for the commitment. This is truly, peak comedy.

[@Wooper160atThePond]

it's not scamming them to play their free to play game as intended

[@stevethebarbarian9876]

Yeah this video feels like literally the most sponsored video of all time. I don’t think I’ve ever hated anything Badger has made more than this. Sitting here doing an ad read while acting like somehow playing the game exactly as the devs want you to is getting one over on them just feels kinda gross and embarrassing. No, you’re not “robbing money” by not paying for microtransactions, you’re not the winner in this interaction, stop trying to spin it like the WoW devs are philanthropists.

[@Brent-jj6qi]

@@Wooper160atThePondyeah, the way it’s worded sucks

[@MariktheGunslinger]

@@stevethebarbarian9876 Don't be a buzzkill.

[@Kayrapt]

So... idk if you reall mean "peek" comedy for only peeking through the doorlock of comedy, or if you meant "peak" comedy. This one was NOT peak comedy.

[@brentrendshow123]

I would seriously just like to chill with all these dudes for 24 hours. Always having a good time.

[@dingus4260]

20:39 pasta being *that* upset about being called Dominican is so genuine you can feel the anger in his voice 😂

[@grimmashley8422]

Apparently that's a pretty common thing, hispanics get PISSED when you confuse them with certain others

[@aplezauz8809]

If there's one thing that black people hate. It's being called Dominican. If there's one thing that Dominican people hate. It's being called black.

[@ramjet94]

It’s also very accurate to being Hispanic, because they absolutely despise being called the wrong nationality

[@florianneacosta987]

Now I know that Fluffy (Gabriel Iglesias) was right. 💀

[@Liex59]

As a Mexican I've learned every Hispanic race has a hierarchy in their brain of the other brown races. Everybody's list is different and we all think we're number 1 and our next door neighbors are at the bottom lmao.

[@Erin-the-dragon]

22:55 I fucking love you can see the box used for the explosion ragdoll, shits a different level of comedic

[@scarasriel]

Fuck yeah, same here

[@Amarenamann]

"One does not simply expect God to do all the work." -Boromir

[@ExpandDong420]

Boromir Graham

[@nickfury5536]

That was Joshua from Fallout: New Vegas.

[@Amarenamann]

​@@ExpandDong420That was Boromir's long lost brother from another mother.

[@Amarenamann]

​@@nickfury5536Lies and slander...

[@Drackflame951]

That's a hard going line right there to be honest if somebody said it in a movie.

[@markisshano7334]

The Geuce bit with the cans reminds me of Lythero's bit where Frieza is opening multiple soda cans.

[@Pr0wlerLV]

27:04 Skulker opening the microwave and black hole type shit material coming out is the funniest fucking thing ever

[@scribeslendy595]

He let chat peep the horror

[@Bennyboi789]

Pandora's box

[@flamingvictory]

pandoras…microwave? Oven? Air fryer…?

[@helenbooth5109]

Macrowave

[@Raven_Rave9]

8:30 - bro went from “bro just hit you with a nautical slur? What was that?” to “Cap’n…shiver his timbers” Best part ^^ I love your guy’s content, keep it up

[@Rockman9830]

19:34 This shot of Cacodemon Heavenly saying what he said completely stationery with only his mouth moving absolutely kills me and i dont know why.

[@survivorofthecurse717]

Front facing Heavenly

[@EdgeVr_YT]

I love how we went from “I’m gonna spend upwards of $1,000 in crates to an old ass game to a company that doesn’t need that much money, getting a spending ban in the process” to “I’m gonna steal as much money from this company that is literally paying me” I love this channel

[@TheDaltonius]

Fun fact! Destroyers were initially designed to sink torp boats (aka torpedo boat *destroyers* ), then proceeded to become the big torp boats themselves. One could say destroyers became the things they swore to destroy( *er* )

[@EpicEerie]

"You were supposed to destroy the sith not join them!"

[@perhaps_a_pikmin]

Wasn't the reason being that Torp Boats could destroy Battleships with ease. Because they didn't have the ease to defend themselves? So nations started building Torpedo Boat Destroyers to counteract the problem, only for Destroyers to become the problem later on

[@UnstableEquilibrium]

Bring balance to naval warfare, not leave it in darkness!

[@Athalwolf13]

​@@perhaps_a_pikmin essentially yes. Torpedo boats were too nimble to be train the guns on and plot the firing solution. Destroyers were lighter, more nimble with faster loading and moving guns.

[@annoyanceking]

24:24 for reference, one of my professors helped run a study that found that it only takes 40g of sugar a day to start slowing your ability to form new memories.

[@scooble_]

Are you telling me that I can minmax dementia?

[@baronvonbork2856]

@@scooble_he is telling you that you can absolutely minmax dementia.

[@chaoschannel3428]

Alzheimer's any % speed run

[@Herobuilder21]

no joke can i get a link to the study if its public?

[@GabrielZocatelli]

guess i will have amnesia in no time then

[@sparkselm173]

I never expected to die laughing over a bastard opening cans of sprite. Holy shit...

[@Bongus_Bubogus]

Sooo…a couple months later Red Lobster goes bankrupt? Badger? What did you do? HOW MUCH SHRIMP DID YOU EAT TO GRT THE NAME LOBSTERFEST!?!

[@tannerscharnhorst5075]

hi badger, i don't know if you'll see this comment, but that tier 7 premium you got at 16:51 is actually named after my direct ancestor Gerhard von Scharnhorst. He was real big in the Prussian military, i believe he fought in the Napoleonic wars, specifically the wars of 4th and 6th coalitions. The ship itself was in its own class of the same name (Scharnhorst) and the first of its class. anyways, awesome video as always!

[@deltawhisky7981]

Never thought I would meet (not exactly meet but see a comment online) an ancestor of a person about whom I read in history class. The internet truly is wonderful.

[@tannerscharnhorst5075]

@deltawhisky7981 wait you read about Gerhard in your history class?!! That's awesome!!!

[@ThatOne6uy]

That’s cool as sh*t No more can be said

[@deltawhisky7981]

@@tannerscharnhorst5075 yeah I read about him during my bachelor's degree.

[@gilbertosantos2806]

Oh no way!

[@samuelkeller6097]

Most people when given a genie: "Oh boy, what can I do to benefit me?" Skulker with a genie: "Oh boy, what can I do to inflict the maximum amount of harm to the universe?"

[@Demonkingdude]

Honestly, I'm with Skulker on this one

[@ThefifthBishopofGord]

@@DemonkingdudeI am too. You are wasting your wish if it won’t have longer term consequences on the rest of existence. Like wish for 1 trillion dollars and you just crash your economy but wish to reverse friction is going to have so many more long term effects and possibly including all life dying, all movement going in the opposite direction, once you go in one direction you can’t stop since friction normally slows stuff down but now increases speed, and pulling and pushing are now switched messing with all doors.

[@quinnholloway5400]

Chaotic Neutral vs Chaotic Evil basically

[@vulcrumgoodwin828]

I wish that when anyone stubs there toe they instantly say the n word

[@vulcrumgoodwin828]

No control

[@damaan1243]

my favorite part of Badgers content is remembering he exists 2 months after his last upload to see if theres anything new and then he actually uploads an hour later

[@madmike022]

Dude that was literally me, I rewatched a video of his the for the first time in months last night and suddenly the man reappears

[@alexanderzagula1994]

I literally watched his left 4 dead video 20 minutes before this was posted

[@gabadaba5436]

I'd like to point out that Badger absolutely could've gotten USS Lobsterfest in the game if he got the consent of RedLobster personally

[@witherwolf3316]

Destroyer players: Rat bastard (affectionate) Submarine players: Rat bastard (derogatory)

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

“Show me a picture of the Pacific Ocean and point out every square with a submarine in it” is one of my new favorite badger quotes I think

[@joskarifinaukr6503]

Trick question. The answer is "All of them."

[@ComissarYarrick]

@@joskarifinaukr6503 For Atlantic in 1941, that's not that far off from reality :D

[@craigfury6110]

Honestly I'm actually proud of badger. Unlike most streamers I love the fact that you went from reviewing games to literally becoming a VA in a sponsored content game continue to stay wholesome good sir. Also can't wait to see that helldivers 2 game because I know it's going to be funny

[@tazmo19]

Wholesome good is true, but I chaotic good is clearly the True answer.

[@MG555-g5v]

What skin was he using in this video?

[@RealUnHoly]

22:02 “Black lung, you’re back… great…”

[@Hox5241]

Damn, he escaped cryo containment

[@Shad0wkn1ght835]

We got to stop him!

[@exalted_space9224]

Nah let him cook

[@goingblargh]

“Security Breach! RussianBadger has broken containment!” “RussianBadger has broken containment?!”

[@Shad0wkn1ght835]

@@goingblargh "STOP HIMMMMM!!!"

[@havoc-yw8xq]

Without bloating like a boomer from l4d

[@aussiekola2370]

"It's a white check, you can retry it." Badger... did you just make a Disco Elysium reference? My boy, you're a bloody legend.

[@Mariodash23]

Badger playing DE would be fucking scary. Can you imagine him meeting Measurehead?!

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

Guece needs to max out Lady Killer perk

[@aussiekola2370]

@@Mariodash23 he'd so beat up measurehead

[@davidellis8282]

it was actually nice to see how progression would actually look like instead of just a press account with everything unlocked and infinite money, and that you did this mostly or if not completely free 2 play major respect badger

[@Kreatton]

Now the Lobsterfest is possible cuz Red Lobster filed for bankruptcy

[@keepsakecube]

Fun fact! If the lobster fest trademark is only registered for the food industry, you could create your own separate, legally distinct lobster fest trademark in the digital sphere. As long as they haven’t stepped into that territory. Just think about the meme potential of registering a trademark for lobster fest boat plushies and the in game lobster fest skin. 8) Just make sure it’s legally distinct enough.

[@peteaustin7686]

Geuce stopping his promo knowing he was on Badgers stream, then slamming it down once he got the go ahead from the King himself. Mad respect ❤

[@Sonlirain]

A note on how the supercrates work. They aren't fully random, as in the game secretly rolls a number between 1 and 100 whenever you get a supercrate from daily containers, and that number determines when you get another supercrate. Afterwards you start at 0 and and have to climb to the secret number rolled previously with each normal daily crate adding 3 points and lucky crate adding 9 points. So for example if the game rolled a 30 you'd have to open 10 normal crates, or 3 lucky crates and a normal crate to get another supercontainer. Of course you never see those numbers because because it's all behind the scenes match meant to counteract extremely bad luck.

[@jamestillinghast7165]

4:34 man just made the entire wows community and former cc's proud with that savage, dirty roast towards cv and ss players.

[@safety_doggo2]

Yup, can confirm as a CV/SS player myself.

[@commander_swift3765]

as they rightly fucking deserve

[@prophetgaming1218]

Facts, ain’t no one like them

[@mynameismax3334]

I felt attacked ngl

[@breadbug6101]

I was grinning from ear to ear after hearing that

[@mrmattdoesstuff]

21:49 "I am going to commit great crime I'm going...I'm going to bust 12 cans of sprite." 😂😂😂

[@ParadoxAAA]

"The genie when I wish for every electron to become a proton and vice-versa" What that wish does essentially is that all regular matter immediately dissolves since nothings holding together molecular bonds nor the nucleus of atoms anymore and then (someone might need to correct me on this part) nuclear explosions everywhere where regular matter was since those protons would be free of the nuclear strong force however since the density within the spaces that the now dissolved regular matter existed in would be relatively unchanged, all those protons and neutrons would be attracted towards the nearest gravitational centers and along the way collide with each other reforming new atomic nuclei in other words atomic fusion, so yeah new stars being born everywhere. It'd be pretty, but all life would be dissolved in the process... yeah, that is definitely getting added to the banned wish list.

[@kindcat1963]

I pray you get dumbed down in the future

[@bakomusha]

Basically pressing the refresh button on the universe, like it's a map of Civ you don't like the start position on.

[@liambarry5077]

Why did you do this? Why did you do math?

[@mateuszkrytyk5711]

Bro just wants to reload chunks

[@panzerkorps213]

It would just be reversed molecules, everything would be it's opposite color

[@Doom721]

The best edited videos on youtube about games, by far, I don't care WHAT you are playing, your editing fucking rocks and you guys are hilarious.

[@Dreadknight957]

Seeing heavenly as a doom demon again filled me with strange nostalgia

[@Complexicon_of_a_Startist]

Despite everything, it's still him.

[@Heavenlyhounds96]

"I want to repeal Bernoulli's Principle" That wouldn't just screw with Planes but EVERY BIRD WOULD BE FLIGHTLESS. XD (Bats too.)

[@HiakiMahaado]

Penguins, emus, and ostriches: "First time?"

[@ScoutingForZen]

It would also mess with basically ANYTHING that depends on fluid dynamics, including carburetors, boilers, jet engines, and rockets

[@AlgidSquid]

It is no exaggeration to say it would end life as we know it.

[@victim109]

that shit is not real anyway

[@johngellare3507]

@@HiakiMahaado Kiwis: "'Tis but a flesh wound!"

[@finalgenesis430]

Y'know, I was happy with just the Jojo reference being used by chat. But then at 8:17 I was FLABBERGASTED to hear Badger speak Japanese and now my day is immensely better already.

[@Coniecles]

Sameee here i was soo shocked he did that

[@Tactical_Nuke0]

Type stuff

[@drewleer8513]

I’m happy they brought back heavenly as a cacao demon

[@Idkmuichiro]

Samr

[@rebeccaunland9126]

2:00 glitch in sub titles here

[@Cheeseman_85]

"unbbayes"""""""""""""""""""🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶

[@AlwaysChasingStorms]

It's not a glitch. It's a feature. 😊

[@titaniumcyclone2848]

My Lord, Geuce committing to the bit and opening Sprite cans one at a time for each Gamer Supps order was the funniest 8 minutes I have ever watched in my life. He was definitely the funniest out of everyone for this video. Next time I use code Blacklung, I'm just gonna faintly hear a crisp soda can opening and then a "yeah baby!" when that happens lmao 🤣

[@derumasforlos4285]

Same brother. Just need to pick a good caffeine free flavor. Already got Black Cherry, Gamerfart, Red Raspberry, and Kaho’s Bloody Orange. I refuse Blohole blast, it tastes like whale piss.

[@Hadfield15]

@@derumasforlos4285wait, how do you know what whale piss tastes like? 🤔

[@Gamingturtle090]

"Dont worry sweetie these will pay for themselves"

[@Ze_N00B]

26:30 I love how everyone was doing NV references and Grous just hits the Xcom "Ironman".

[@burnin8able]

Badger started by calling it a white check. if you don't know what that is, play Disco Elysium.

[@cradleofchaos4923]

ironman is a relatively common type of challenge run. XCOM just has it built in

[@jsteckle4897]

⁠@@burnin8ablethe Disco Elysium reference caught me off guard I had to got back and double check

[@lucyarisato6850]

@@jsteckle4897instantly killed me too, I was like ‘when the hell are we getting a video on that’

[@KingHeadass44]

It’s Geuce, not grouse. Grouse is the Yellow subtitles. Geuce is the green one.

[@PilotSolaris]

The sequence where Geuce opened up ALL THAT SPRITE and all the nonsense that followed was gut-busting, but Grouse popping up in a T-Pose at 22:20 griping about how we should drink some water fOR ONCE IN OUR GODDAMN LIVES sent me, man. Badger does not miss, ISTG. Edit: Also, shout-out to Budweiser Prime at 24:30.

[@FoxyAnimater]

You know a KZbinr is great when you don't care about the subject being discussed yet you still watch it and it's still enjoyable.

[@justins8634]

This is the first sponsored promo I've seen that's actually tempting. Piloting the USS Lobsterminator while Badger says patriotic things in the background sounds like another level of fun

[@Murderdronesbiggestfanlol]

Same, I dont have the game but now I might get it, update if i do,

[@billcipher8942]

​@@Murderdronesbiggestfanlol his commander is no longer available and I'll be honest as a long time player of the game. The ship is straight ass imo

[@Murderdronesbiggestfanlol]

@@billcipher8942 Lmao

[@flyingoctopus4304]

I like how atleast 50% of this video was just about Geuce's girlfriends' sprite cans. Good shit.

[@katzcribe2992]

Guece made real cash money dollars off the stupidest bit I've seen in years and that makes me ecstatic

[@dominikjohnson5656]

I read this while drinkinh a sprite

[@judeblack4360]

8:31 My man just invented a new insult on the fly just for Badger. What on earth is "slungoid" even supposed to mean?

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

So you know how humanoid means a human like body type? Okay now slug it. Good example would be a damp Jabba the Hutt.

[@Caduceus26]

slungoid is a slur for slungus, a certain orange bunny idk

[@Drackflame951]

Humanoid + Slug = Slungoid

[@liger04]

Clearly it's the kind of person that doesn't take turret traverse.

[@Niccogamer01]

8:35 being called Nautical slurs is the most unexpected and funniest thing i could have ever seen😂😂

[@iKendles]

gotta respect Geuce for taking Badgers roast to heart all the way back from rainbow six and making it his gamer supps flavor

[@whatevenisthis-4408]

24:36 this whole sprite shenanigan had me fucking wheezing man. i couldn't breathe when he hit us with the boosted throat singing

[@clednplz2294]

True lol.made me crack up

[@FlRE4U]

The day this man discovers helldivers 2 will be the day we take back Malevelon Creek.

[@panther-nk2hn]

He been streaming it for something like the last week, since the servers stabilized. Betting 100 it's gonna be next video.

[@ThaAlecman]

@@panther-nk2hnif it’s not Lethal Company, it’ll be Helldivers 2

[@grantbeier2461]

bit too late, as of today

[@calebkelly8221]

Because he already discovered the creek​@@grantbeier2461

[@ar1adne586]

REMEMBER THE CREEK

[@dire-fox_825]

With each day that passes, we are unironically closer to the USS Lobsterfest... Just leaving that there

[@AkaRetribution]

The insane amount of quality that goes into this mans videos is unmatched, the animation, the editing, the background noise, the subtitles, the attention to tiny details, the emotion from him and all of his buddies. ITS SO GOOD.

[@ocarinaplaya]

I liked his janky animations better than his mocap, but I understand the mocap is way faster to make.

[@whocares2087.1]

It's too fast, his mouth is like a sewing machine.

[@EbinezerCherie]

I love how more down to earth this video is compared to some of his recent ones because I would legitimately get headaches from everything on screen. It’s just a perfect balance of everything in this video lol

[@MocawMocks]

His videos are like this before Badger got a mocap suit

[@aclonymous]

agreed, some of his recent videos have bordered on overedited, this one pulls it back

[@EbinezerCherie]

@@aclonymous yeah I feel like he got in the KZbin mindset of “every video needs to be bigger, better, and crazier than the last one”

[@tylerrose3633]

25:09 POV: You're getting a late-night drink at 2 am.

[@Draon029]

Subversive entertainment. I couldn't tell where the ad ended and the video began. Was so glad to see another great badger upload.

[@rob98000]

The funniest thing about the salt water fresh water bit is that alligators and crocodiles will survive ANOTHER extinction event.

[@Demonkingdude]

Yep

[@Demonkingdude]

That makes what? Three?

[@tsarzamancorpdna]

​@@Demonkingdudecrocodiles are the endgame lifeform confirmed

[@keeogwi7651]

i swear, sometimes badger's vids feel like 70 percent of them talking funny stuff and 30 percent gameplay, and man the combo of can opening geuce did is frickin wild

[@taptiotrevizo9415]

10% sponsorship 20% bits out of context 30% gameplay 40% badger narration. 100% reason to remember the name

[@Ze_eT]

@@taptiotrevizo9415 In this case, it felt more like 40% sponsorship, with the title being an advertisement for the F2P aspect of the game, the entire beginning being "Look at these free benefits from playing this F2P game! Look how much fun it is to play this game! Look at how nice the Devs are to you!", and the rest being halfway between actual Badger content, generic World of Warships tutorial, and once again advertising how F2P the game is.

[@Charlie-lp3ns]

1:03 the USS Lobsterminator was probably the best name you could give it

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

IDK, Chief; "USS Crawdaddy" sounds like a true Scourge of the Seas

[@aliens9557]

I can also say being New Mexican naming it a lobster theme is crazy that’s probably one of the least eating food here we all about green chili

[@Commenter86]

The blue lobster would like to know your location

[@Psenomyne]

USS Prawn Parade

[@maxytk3589]

this video feels like talk video with world of warships on background so your attentionspan doesnt end

[@imamoron]

Badger has enough influence to lead an army through Detroit. Thx for all the likes guys! Appreciate it😊

[@Amarenamann]

He should become an African warlord.

[@RuriVR]

badger has enough influence to be detroit.

[@dlovagbecs8640]

indeed

[@k_isforkaito.]

As a Detroiter, I confirm this.

[@blackstone-gc9pz]

id do it

[@EepyJuni]

26:47 This implies that Badger has played at least a bit of Disco Elysium and I am terrified of what dialogue options he took

[@rosenrot234]

That tie probably stayed on the entire go

[@atalantafugiens0426]

other games have speech checks

[@rosenrot234]

@@atalantafugiens0426 Yeah but that thing on his screen is from Disco

[@theguardianangel4001]

I NEED to see that video

[@You-ye4xb]

tequila sunset

[@archerking87]

the fact that badger can almost change his whole vibe in the matter of 2 months and i STILL manage to laugh my ass off and enjoy a laid back video just as much as a bombastic video is why i love badger, excited for the rest of 2024 badge!

[@billywilly4th]

Badgers THE best AD a Game Company can use. I stg.

[@bilinasmini3480]

Geuce paused his promo when he realized he was on Badger's stream, but he quickly resumed it after receiving the King's OK. Extreme respect

[@PrimalAspid]

The wishing part at 13:28 is funny just removing everything important and making world hunger 2x the amount.

[@normalfac1057]

I hate you in hollow knight

[@florianneacosta987]

Also it's actually the first time I heard Skullker's voice actually change a little bit. 💀

[@panzer_tank]

25:26 "i learned how to throat sing over the summer *inhale 🛩🛩🛩"*

[@theride1176]

My favourite scene from Kung fu panda 2 is when the bird goes "parry this you filthy casual" shoots a canon and po actually parrys it

[@thahirshibu5042]

Also known as a Mikiri Counter

[@kalenordmeyer7026]

21:57 bro waited for permission to speak like he sayin the WORD OF GOD

[@CoalPrice]

*BLACK. LUNG. BABY!*

[@CyberN-7660]

​@@CoalPrice *BLACK! LUNG!*

[@TheSonicShoe]

I really appreciate how honest Badger is about how predatory this game is in this sponsored video. Like, literally just explaining the daily logins, multiple currencies, and premium time BS makes this a perfect PSA about how this game is designed to waste your time until you decide to open up your wallet and fork over everything you got. honestly shocked the game's PR team thought this was a good idea.

[@macksii]

that's because you're an adult that can recognize tiresome game mechanics that have worn us down in the past. Perfect for grabbing the attention of someone that doesn't want to pay. There's a new-ish philosophy in f2p games where if everyone is p2w it makes paying not feel as good. gotta throw in the poors to make those paying customers want to keep paying

[@Ange1ofD4rkness]

They've done it from the start. Remember playing WoT way back when and grinding for those high tier tanks was brutal! But I refused to cave

[@mileskessler2905]

Basically you gotta spend either a lotta time, a lotta money, or both to get anywhere at all in it. There's no good outcome

[@philswift8793]

If anything this video made it seem like you can get everything for free if you just take advantage of all the shit they give u

[@ofmasterOof]

How do I get the promo on ps5?

[@kingofcards42]

I love the thimbnail having exactly 124 dollars and is not clickbait

[@HeisenbergFam]

Badger is like a barn cat that visits you after a long time, makes you happy and leaves

[@VjxTop]

Hello there

[@jokerwick69420]

​@@VjxTopgeneral kenobi

[@Amarenamann]

Damn, you got fat.

[@Amarenamann]

That... Doesn't really make sense, but sure.

[@s0lidl3m0nadedotorg4]

Darn bot.

[@257theNoob]

Fun fact - The "random" supercontainers from the daily XP containers aren't actually random, it's more like a gauge you fill to get a supercontainer drop

[@ukufrog7032]

Babe wake up the Russian Badger posted a video

[@alecdejonge7248]

Who summoned me?

[@AtlasIsAgatlingGun]

read this as "Russian The Badger"

[@Amarenamann]

There is no babe... They were never real.

[@inyoface05]

babe wake up. wake up babe. please babe wake up. badger posted a video, you can wake up now.

[@pedroboiii]

Here i am ladies and fuckfaces