CLOWNS ROBBING BANKS WITH SPOONS | Payday 2

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[@Rogue9]

You have raised the bar for all of KZbin gaming with all of the insane mo-cap work you put in. Amazing work 👌

[@bamboozledzoinkers5694]

spoon

[@tomhamilton3791]

spoon

[@Haxelos]

Yea, its crazy. Like, completely unnecessary sometimes. But it becomes so much better.

[@DOGGOThEGOat]

Spoon

[@archildaristyl7923]

Spoon

[@MFlari]

"Hey badger, how much payday can we have?' "Only a spoonful!" (comically large spoon is released) yes my greed has been satisfied

[@grimm254]

“Released”

[@lesig1297]

Large spoon patch 2.83

[@frostwolf3254]

Lol

[@Corsair2092gaming]

@@grimm254 spoon.

[@lynnmcneely7549]

Spoon Goon

[@CruzRoman3211]

Everyone else’s heist: *incoherent shrieks* Badgers heists: *C L O A M K E R*

[@timmyg8888]

*Bulldomzer* Oh! I think... *Captain Wimters*

[@birdyboy3483]

Spemcer

[@saulgoodmanbutnotreally1527]

Clom

[@foxflyer3035]

Geumce

[@SomeD00D01]

Beautiful

[@Mr-Green0]

12:52 I can just imagine Dallas having an insane supply of his own masks in different colors and textures on his wardrobe.

[@SirFooplesTheThird]

Sydney making the umpteenth Dallas mask. "Fucking Dallas"

[@charliedulol]

"no, no, no, no, eeeh no, no, no- wait go back, actually yes!" hours later: "i should have picked the second one..."

[@ThePuff18]

Nah he just keeps them in his pocket

[@greybooch4577]

5:19 it's hilarious that they are basically pointing and laughing at a bulldozer like a group 19th century English men in a fight surrounding a lone guy

[@__Insanity_]

England throughout most of Human history... Until the victims fight back

[@user-it4lq3zx5d]

@@__Insanity_ OMG THE PRECURE ARE HERE 6:29

[@cellijel_crpsmtm]

THE BUFFON IF FLUMMOXED

[@ToastersToastToast]

the buffoon is flummoxed

[@X-SPONGED]

"how y'all feel about green beans ?" Twitch : "wait, that's illegal" *Literal pornography* Twitch : "this is fine"

[@TFSPY962]

Dr pepper, that would be a good name for a scientist in a scp breach

[@alexisbagacina6401]

Hella true twitch is just a simp fck

[@itsahalmar1853]

Green Beans coffee?

[@Realdinger88]

under cough "anility"

[@fluke7506]

@@Realdinger88 armouranth is worse

[@Franz0818]

Badger: “Vietnam Veteran Venom” Venom: *Eddie, THEY’RE IN THE TREES!!*

[@thedoomplayer5377]

Bruh, i automaticaly read that in Venoms voice XD

[@cudo.gameaguardian9311]

Forten sun intensefeies

[@ShadowBorn-hr8dl]

LMAO

[@TheHauptmann]

*painted black intensifies*

[@ragemasteryt3220]

Excuse me, i think the word you're looking for is Ve'nam

[@Solomanon]

5:17 I love the puzzled look as they turn around violently trying to find out what the hell is going on and why a man has a large spoon

[@labbit3574]

Remember, you can buy a comically large spoon irl, which means if you really wanted to pull of a irl payday you can buy a custom comically large spoon and use it

[@insanitygaming1526]

I can't find it online

[@Djammin14]

@@insanitygaming1526 why you looking for it lol

[@MethGoose]

you can also buy a glock and do real life payday that way

[@insanitygaming1526]

@@Djammin14 my goals are beyond your understanding

[@Djammin14]

@@insanitygaming1526 understandable, have a nice day!

[@tacosquirrel9509]

"People were born after 2000? That shit aint real" Me: *disintegrates*

[@karelpgbr]

Same

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

You where actually born several years prior, but your legal and physical age hasn't changed a bit.

[@stocking_simp4825]

Ah shit *also disintegrates*

[@droidmaker7932]

Bruh, I’m from 2004. He doesn’t think we existed.

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

@@droidmaker7932 I'm 2004 too, and I don't exist.

[@Beschplays]

I love how they’re such good buddies with the voice actor of Mozzie where they can just casually call him Martin

[@kuyagab4444]

Fucking chad moments

[@yourfunniboi423]

Fucking chad moments

[@enderiox5480]

Fucking chad moments

[@connorhough4660]

Yeah, it's pretty great.

[@bobbyhicks6988]

Do you agree with a comically large Dallas mask

[@bellatorluminis2244]

If anyone wants to know what the error message says when the Buldozer despawns at 5:51 , it’s “Bulldozer has crashed. Bulldozer is pretty much done with this day so he is heading out. Please restart the thermal drill” As soon as I realized that, I laughed out loud! XD

[@lorddingusmcfurguson9356]

I will live and die for the line: "THE BUFFOON IS FLUMMOXED!"

[@RenegadesReact]

"My spoon's too big..." -Old Klingon Proverb

[@MustangVirtualAerobatics]

Hello there

[@diegoizaguirre3452]

Yay new video

[@elflordyt6830]

No

[@mustafasattar8452]

yay new vid soon btw love the vids from iraq

[@Nimbus_The_Slut]

Eyy

[@shinyninja8107]

*Guy walks toward you with a spoon* “Please don’t, I’m scared” “You should be.”

[@famishedningen3509]

For I am the end.

[@LordDeathwing17]

“Please! PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY!!!” “I know. THEY’RE NEXT.”

[@famishedningen3509]

@@LordDeathwing17 Y E S

[@Gatorade_Man]

if you look closely. that medic does not dissapear at 3:35, he very comically ragdolls his ass to the moon.

[@jaxonmckay3504]

Man just said “I must go my planet need me!”

[@spectravian]

"I must go, some special units need me."

[@BreakMyAnkles346]

Bro took the ✌️🧔🏿‍♂️ meme seriously

[@abigblackman09]

“Bulldozer is pretty much done with this whole f-ing day so he is heading out” made me laugh so hard I gave myself a cramp

[@darrenart2263]

"911 what's your emergency?" "The bank is being robbed and assaulted by guys with large spoons!" "Okay sir the police is on the way." "I AM THE POLICE."

[@darrenart2263]

@MaximillianMus r/swoosh

[@loretus3512]

@@darrenart2263 thats...not how that works

[@darrenart2263]

@@loretus3512 Oh I'm sorry. R/woosh.

[@YataTheFifteenth]

@@darrenart2263 that's still not how that works.

[@CrowderHatingConservative]

@@YataTheFifteenth r/swhooshish

[@X-SPONGED]

Badger : "Bullying Gets Results" Highschool Jocks : "words to live by"

[@m00nyin82]

Yup, results like suicide/mass shooting.

[@birdyboy3483]

@@m00nyin82 Exactly

[@RyanCooperEN]

@@m00nyin82 This is called clearing

[@Tinygreysamurai]

It's just sanitising society from the unfit.

[@onelastdawn9991]

Yea not really

[@somepersonyouhavenoassocia1856]

5:37 Idk, there's just something so amusing about seeing a cloaker with a massive sombrero. Maybe its that for an enemy that's supposed to be stealthy and dexterous, a sombrero is the worst thing to have.

[@rinkothelad]

It’s like Raiden’s disguise in Mexico just being him in a sombrero and a poncho.

[@artorias4581]

"One of those psychos just toke out one of ours with a SPOON!" You could tell this to someone and that would summarize payday 2 for them.

[@KamenRiderRaiden]

Followed by "Does that maniac have a FUCKIN *_SAW?!_* "

[@aweirdgamer-rm5jt]

Why is this so true, Payday 2 is so incredibly dumb, but immensely fun

[@RTRTM_]

"Can i cook some meth?" *"Only a spoonful."*

[@michalsniadala1667]

meth more like haroin

[@DxBlack]

What the dog doin'?

[@timmyg8888]

@@therussianbadger350 hello, AI

[@martinosborne4703]

*Breaking Bad theme intensifies*

[@andyfriederichsen]

@MaximillianMus Stop.

[@CreationEmerald]

"Tell me about the rabbits, George" just hit me like that spoon did to all the dozers

[@camerongooch9606]

Worst bit of jail bait I ever seen.

[@deaconthefox132]

Bro my aunt told me about that story

[@xxlymedisease793]

Of Clowns and Cops… 🤧

[@dudewholikescheese7892]

That was a good book

[@crazymonkey9332]

ikr i got nostalgic

[@ashlight6107]

6:01 that Cloaker is getting the taste of his own medicine.

[@squishmellow3]

Fun (apparently false, see replys) fact about the spoon of gold: It has such high concealment, the only thing more concealed than it is fists, thats right, fists give you one higher concealment than the hulking spoon of gold, so along with it being an instant kill on unarmored guards, and being silent, it's PERFECT for a stealth build

[@Nosyyy]

That’s absolutely not true, over half the melees have 30 base concealment, the absolute max you can acquire without the use of skills. Although the spoon is fun in stealth, it’s not the second best melee for concealment, not by a long shot.

[@squishmellow3]

@@Nosyyy I mean, my stealth build which normally has 4 concealment, only goes down to 3 when i equip the fists instead of the spoon

[@Nosyyy]

@@squishmellow3 That's due to the high concealment of your other weapons counteracting the concealment loss on your melee slot, most melees would keep you at 3 concealment.

[@squishmellow3]

@@Nosyyy good to know, i shall now edit my misinformed comment

[@Nosyyy]

@@MadWatcher oh I’d take loud over stealth any day, but stealth is nice for infamy grinding or when you’re alone

[@nikriin3736]

Having Dallas dancing like a clown with the text "I'm rasing money for kids with cancer" next to it is the kind of content I'm here for

[@Basil_liy]

👁👄👁

[@braindeadgaming808]

I feel so bad for laughing for 5 minutes at that

[@noahdetloff3997]

Timestamp pliz

[@harrogeorge7878]

@@noahdetloff3997 end of the video, but I expect you have already seen it considering I said this 3 hours after you.

[@Nah-NoNeed_]

Reminds me of Kevin riding a banana in a hot tub saying “it’s for the children”

[@thenerd-bot9847]

"Dig to China like you were told you could as a kid. Hopefully you don't experience any human rights violations on the way down." Oh my god I love this channel.

[@catlover-db1rj]

Well it's treu

[@markusallen6818]

//Police assault in progress//

[@rasbparri81]

@@markusallen6818 under appreciated lul I just put 2 in 2 together

[@Mygg_Jeager]

Welcome to the cult B R Ø T H E R

[@starman825]

Hmm true

[@Choujifangirl]

3:36) what the hell badger hit him so hard that he spaghetti manned into another dimension😂 like literally once you see the spaghetti man you can’t unsee it. Also I can’t believe badger didn’t catch that, he just thought the dude despawned

[@Hahnspion]

It’s always what da dallas doin, not how dallas doin… 13:09

[@M12GProductions]

Badger just described his own content when talking about the spoon: So good, so satisfying, and so stupid, all at the same time. 🤣

[@kaltsalat7495]

all in one sentence

[@capybara9521]

@@kaltsalat7495 bruh

[@HamSammichOG]

"Yo dawg, can I get a cut?" "Only a spoonful!" ...

[@edwardbaez3940]

*Badge proceeds to take out 24K comically large spoon*

[@damemepanda4277]

“Hey Bain can I have a nuclear war head” “Only a spoonful” …

[@GuninGames]

7:47 I don't know why but I laughed way too hard seeing the roach literally being vaporized by fire

[@betrayed117]

Love how you can hear Heavenly practically pissing himself in the background at 11:47

[@partydemon2849]

"Hey bank how much money can i get" "Only a spoonful" (comically large spoon is released) MONEY

[@IcchiNutz]

I heard that reverb

[@dreamwalker4884]

M U N E E

[@riceironi3961]

International bank of MONEE

[@cliffmace]

@@riceironi3961 *m o n a y*

[@Tom_K]

The United Bank of MONEY.

[@failuretv814]

"Hey, can i get some ammo?" "Only a mag full" *pulls out comically large mag*

[@daunteconnor9851]

this needs to have more likes lol

[@jetstreamattano4176]

Who wants some ammo bro

[@failuretv814]

@@jetstreamattano4176 Since when did our drones become competent?

[@slashedheart4256]

@@failuretv814 Somebody ask for some ammo bro?

[@der_saftmon]

We need this in Payday 2 now

[@clednplz2294]

5:38 Everyone gangsta till cloaker starts speaking Spanish

[@knavethejellhog3303]

What does he say I don't understand Spanish

[@jeffknowsall8913]

1:43 At least Badger was honest about it.

[@TFSPY962]

"The video is about a comically large spoon, not a comically large woman" - Badger 2021

[@thunderbolt4494]

*sad simping noises*

[@MagnusTonitrum117]

her jiggle when she first appears in the vid tho

[@AM.FLASHY]

Large woman:IMMA KILL U

[@Jacob-zk1jy]

*later shows a comically large Joe Biden and comically small Jimmy Carter*

[@andyfriederichsen]

@MaximillianMus Stop. Get a life.

[@-Raylight]

PD2 developers : *"You think you guys can just bully us to add spoons and just walk away?"* Badger & friends : *_"Yeah"_*

[@DarkTiger83]

PD2 developers: Understandable, have a nice day, also please buy payday 2? XD

[@loganhermann8313]

Nonono, understandable, here’s a gold-plated comically large spoon for murdering a bunch of police and swat officers

[@MrTfrey82]

Payday gang: how much blood shed can we do Cops:only a spoon full Payday gang: pull out 4 comicly large spoons Cops: well s**t

[@thathatguy1151]

Richard Watterson’s mortal terror at seeing a robber holding a spoon is now completely and entirely justified.

[@deathfrog3359]

He's got a SPOON!!!!

[@mrastleysghost]

"these videos take a month to make" Oh no, he's turning into Womble

[@Guardian-of-Light137]

Hey at least the content is high quality.

[@VictorDude98]

@@Guardian-of-Light137 Yeah but Womble fell off after a while, let's hope god emperor Aldi Gump doesn't do the same

[@armas2k193]

@@VictorDude98 nah womble still the goat

[@justcallmedj9264]

The calloooooout

[@VictorDude98]

@@armas2k193 agree to disagree then, his newer videos just don’t hit like the older ones.

[@HunterTVbro]

when I saw the comically large spoon I just knew this video was coming

[@justadudewithathumb1802]

Ikr

[@Crashman-1005]

Yeah

[@themango9145]

Well all did

[@theepicjs5541]

Is dat that one guy who plays with that Irish guy

[@MrMan-vs8zf]

YOO

[@candymanva9629]

It’s only a matter of time until he makes a Payday 3 video now.

[@2_Idiots_at_war]

16:55 "I will give you my all, pretty- *dies*"

[@ashbio5300]

Bajur: Wants a spoon that has been deemed to brutal for warfare Almir Listo: You had me at spoon

[@peterconroy7375]

Conspiracy theorist: "The Moon landings were fake" Big brain counter theory: "You believe in the Moon?"

[@vaulthunterfromterra4053]

You see a moon, I see a giant space station

[@ryanchong9965]

@@vaulthunterfromterra4053 You say space station. I say dinner plate.

[@sumrandomseal694]

@@ryanchong9965 you say plate, I say comically large spoon.

[@trialsvol2989]

@@sumrandomseal694 You say spoon, I say fork

[@FrostedFlakes]

@@trialsvol2989 You say fork, I say spork

[@deadshot9114]

I LOVE the editing yall do absolutely makes me cry laughing every time.

[@CyanEthanBeanz]

I just love how badger is putting all the time and effort into the making of his videos with funny moments. I gotta say, this is highly epik

[@matthewfarson3455]

6:30 The idea that the Payday gang get so good at heists that they flat out ORDER PIZZA during the act of ROBBING A BANK kills me.

[@ilimuninati4929]

The question is, would they let the pizza be a heister?

[@lazyer0511]

@@ilimuninati4929 it's just mozzie with his pizza helmet as his mask

[@ilimuninati4929]

@@lazyer0511 Perfect.

[@consoleguy647]

@@lazyer0511 we need to see that in payday 3 mozzie character pack, pizzaboy perk deck themed around pizza and incendiaries because, you know, cooking the pizza like federal agents

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

@@lazyer0511 "Ayo, the pizza here!" Dozer gets run over by mozzie on a dirt bike

[@aidenv6537]

"Hey badger can we have some shit post?" "only a spoonful" *Comically large spoon appears from the depths*

[@ConnonBallk7]

Truth is, the spoon was here from the start

[@SupernaturalDetective]

@@ConnonBallk7 bonks you on the head

[@YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

Halo theme plays

[@littlesammy1170]

14:22 “Wait a minute- I WANT PEOPLE TO PLAY PAYCHECK 2-“

[@glowinggreen2607]

'tell me about the rabbits, george' i didn't think THIS of all videos would make me almost cry but we can't all have what we want.

[@raulchavez919]

16:03 i like how badger ALMOST FORGOT that he helps kids with cancer

[@mrbigbobuxbusinessthe3rdes444]

He forgor

[@aggroash7717]

@@mrbigbobuxbusinessthe3rdes444 *dies of unfunny*

[@mrbigbobuxbusinessthe3rdes444]

@@aggroash7717 ok anime pfp

[@iamafuckingfailure]

The power of the spoon

[@laughytaps]

@@aggroash7717 k

[@xanderschwartz9864]

This reminds me of an old D&D campaign my dad told me about. He said that his party was fighting a god, and the god requested a parlay when one of the party members ran at him with a carpet. When they asked the reason the god said "If something defies logic, there must be a much higher chance of it killing me than traditional arms and armor." The god was right in the fact that the carpet was a carpet of smothering that got buffed by another god giving blessings to the players. If the carpet hit, there is no save, no spells, no powers, and no strength that can break free from it until the word is spoken to release it.

[@kingninja4977]

comically large rug

[@mcdowneywhite279]

Actually mortified because of a carpet

[@unstable875]

I'm going to rush you with a carpet God: *sharp inhale* welp guess I'm fucked

[@et1033]

"If it looks stupid, be afraid of it."

[@xanderschwartz9864]

@@unstable875 To be fair, the character also had the invulnerable coat of arnd, which has the side effect of making the player character think they are unable to be killed.

[@ojwizzardgames6339]

If you can bully overkill into adding a spoon then you can bully them to add mozzie as a character DLC

[@AtomicAlchemist]

No amount of bullying is gonna bypass copyright laws sadly

[@ojwizzardgames6339]

@@AtomicAlchemist damn you copyright laws!!

[@Choujifangirl]

@@AtomicAlchemist yeah that’s what I was going to say that would be actually really funny but sadly that’s just not going to happen🤷🏼‍♀️😔

[@mr.grrizz9217]

12:13 laugh as BFG Division get closer

[@magicman3407]

Robs bank with spoon: You take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen

[@asolomon7402]

Yes

[@destroyer_fletcher7415]

Yes

[@JustSomeViper]

Si

[@nashtebelak466]

Indeed

[@itslucatime]

Absolutely

[@arandomqueer1267]

3:03 I love how grouse just goes, "RATTLE EM BOYS GEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGE" like a fuckin 1920's skeleton mobster

[@slicerdicer3650]

I see what you did there

[@Badbhoys]

Ye ino it was hilarious

[@jackalofmidnight5325]

I can't unthink this damn you random

[@cumshitman0420]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/earJmnh_o7CVi68

[@kalebreed6363]

@@jackalofmidnight5325 Look up rattle em boys and see the arm animation. Then you'll never unsee it.

[@SEEKthedestoryerofNekoSeeks]

7:48 The cockroach getting reduced to atoms is something else.

[@commander1168]

The Finals: Write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN!!!

[@essaerae_g]

Badger: *sees a shotgun Badger: "Is this a Mossberg 500?"

[@OperatorKevlar]

I Dont ge the joke.

[@a_plague_doctor2393]

“American, powerful, reliable, American, and most importantly American”

[@a_plague_doctor2393]

@@OperatorKevlar it’s because that shotgun was not a Mossberg

[@essaerae_g]

@@OperatorKevlar every time Badger uses a shotgun, he calls it a Mossberg 500; even when it's clearly not

[@blue-raptor4017]

@@a_plague_doctor2393 “i’ve got 46 more shell’s in this five round magazine” Gus J.

[@seekoutguy]

"I wonder what degenerates are doing with Lady Dimitresce?" Russianbadger:

[@rhysraymond5976]

Bruh

[@OrificeHorus]

"This is what dying feels like. Gonna catch me ridin' dirty-"

[@reachmey7462]

I’ve watched this 17min vid 10 times, it’s literally so enjoyable to watch

[@user-up1yg4lr6k]

11:51 had me on a tombstone . Badger: “Vietnam Veteran Venom”Venom: Eddie, THEY’RE IN THE TREES!!.

[@STHUltra]

I am so for Martin joining badger’s group permanently. He bounces off them so well.

[@Nightmareprinny]

Yes, he is a blessing~

[@codwarhero9883]

When Martin said that he didn’t see any Milky Ways, I don’t know if it was a joke or not, but I think he was referring to the chocolate bar, and Badger was thinking of the galaxy.

[@jacksonbrackeen720]

@@codwarhero9883 is that like the mcu where that shit in the sky

[@lukefurno1151]

Martin for Payday 3

[@Jsay18]

Every group needs an old man to round it out.

[@rebelliccanadianpilot6513]

"Can I get some money?" "Only a spoonful." (pulls out comically large spoon, plated in gold and smacks the other guy so hard it sets him on fire)

[@TFSPY962]

Is that a drip npc from half life and garries mod as your profile picture? Because that's epic

[@rebelliccanadianpilot6513]

@@TFSPY962 You know it, Male_07 Drip

[@drake.2639]

i know male_07 drip when i see it baby

[@_rx-]

6:43. I CANTTTTTTT-

[@zeugmaflowers]

Gotta love that Of Mice and Men reference at 8:38

[@MachineMan-mj4gj]

"Yall like green beans?" Twitch: "He knows too much, get him!"

[@HAWK_6155]

*"Rattle 'em, boys!"*

[@natecondy6209]

That’s 100 rounds of pure democracy

[@yoboipaxt0n_lit57]

Bruh green beans are illegal on twitch

[@jordigerards]

Its probably not allowed because its a question instead of a prediction

[@charliepinger3246]

Bully dev for kingpin

[@crazydunsparce1253]

“This thing hits like the second shot of the vaccine” -russianbadger circa 2021

[@IamaPERSON]

Wait, is the second vaccine shot actually like that? Because I haven't even had the first one.

[@theranger7924]

@@IamaPERSON yep. Its makes you feel like shit for a while

[@ivanfromtheeast4709]

@@IamaPERSON the second hit of the vaccine hits harder than the disease itself

[@lordofcups78]

Yeah just got the second dose like 5 minutes ago I’ll tell y’all if I’m dead for a couple days

[@anishrastogi4228]

Yeah I got the first one and my arm hurt like a bitch (different side effects for every person such as fatigue or fever or no side effects) for the next two days. The nurse who administered it said the second one will cause more side effects. Don’t let that discourage you from getting vaccinated tho. :)

[@spartan_soder117]

I have officially changed my profile picture to clomker and I don't regret it

[@Choujifangirl]

You absolutely did, that is amazing 🤣

[@Jakenotfake]

“What are you gonna do with these nukes” “Eh don’t worry about it” Bro explained vlad

[@Skids113]

Badger: “We bullied Almir Listo into adding in a comically large spoon.” Also Badger: “C L O N K E R .”

[@orinb8654]

No its clomker!

[@YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

Both of you are wrong its cloamker

[@YourAverageSpelunker]

C L O A M K E R *

[@StealthTheFoxz]

I've got your spoonful right fuckin' here!

[@arustwat7766]

" Hey bank employee, can I have some money ? " " yeah sure badger, only a spoonful " *comically large spoon*

[@xbox4528]

9:38 if anyones confused about the Milky Way bit. In Australia we have a pretty good chocolate bar called "Milky Way".

[@FinalBossOfCanada]

I still love using the Comically Large Golden Spoon in Payday 2 VR, it’s amazing! XD

[@Revster]

The next dlc's gonna be breaking into badger's house n confiscating his motion tracking 😂

[@charliepinger3246]

Bully dev for kingpin

[@toenail5674]

Lord listo will definitely add that

[@Sun_Disciple456]

Nah it’s gonna be a heist for badger he’s gonna tell you to rob KZbin headquarters

[@jah24car]

Cloaker shows up: you call that resisting arrest I call this a difficulty tweak.

[@moyai7699]

Ngl they probably would do this

[@buckyboy3711]

Badger: "Hey how many nukes do you want?" Payday: "only a spoonful!"

[@Crusade6539]

Wha-?

[@cobrastudios5935]

@@Crusade6539 yes

[@buckyboy3711]

@@Crusade6539 yes

[@YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

@@Crusade6539 y e s

[@Crusade6539]

Wait somebody deleted my comment or something

[@R4yj4ck]

I love how Badger’s idea of casual initially is just another suit but with inverted colors.

[@steampunkguy2036]

I genuinely cannot imagine Grouse without immediately thinking of the red white blue mask on a pd2 model

[@johnrourk1064]

“Tell me about the rabbits George” 😂 poor lennie, and his comically large spoon

[@_Loeillot_]

* suplexs Curley’s wife *

[@assertedone7363]

@@_Loeillot_ and also an ark full of animals

[@ShadowVader12]

4:06 Badger: "If one of you assholes can pull off a stealth build with this hulking spoon, I'd be mighty impressed." *me over here full stealth build sitting at 3 concealment with Comically Large Spoon of Gold*

[@TheBingoAstro]

It's not even that hard to do which is fucking amazing. I never thought I'd be able to bash guard's heads in with a giant piece of silverware. Every game should have a damn spoon as a melee

[@Memezndreamz]

When I run out of cable ties Me: burn them all!

[@MrMoron-qn5rx]

@@TheBingoAstro bonus points if you use the mod that turns enemies killed by the Comically Large Spoon of Gold into golden statues

[@ryanthemostwantedfurry1281]

​@@TheBingoAstro I so much wish Valve added the comically large spoon as a reskin to stock melee's for all classes so I could run around as Scout bashing Pyro's heads in with a giant piece of cutlery. Also make it gold too.

[@ElNeroDiablo]

@@ryanthemostwantedfurry1281 So, a reskin of the Golden Frying Pan then? :P

[@OH_MY22]

“You call this resisting arrest!!” Badger: No, WE CALL THIS SPOOOOOONNNNN *half of the police force died that day, God bless comically large spoon*

[@potatofish2982]

Only now I get the reference at 8:39 having just read "Of Mice and Men" and I'm just laughing so hard lol

[@mileshardin6906]

"how many hints did you give the devs?" "only a spoonful!" *pulls out comically large spoon *

[@unwantedperson1137]

* Hears sirens in the distance* Aye yo, the pizza is coming.

[@timmyg8888]

🤣

[@unwantedperson1137]

*hears banging on the door* The pizzas here!

[@jahvonramirez7687]

America 100

[@zidaanramnarine]

Geuce: how y’all think about green beans? Twitch: ima end this man whole career

[@ACE_16_O_8]

This is my favorite era of badger its not to refined but not to rough hes got a genrwl idea of what hes doing i call this era the nostalgic era sinsw this is when me and brother wwtched him before we went on to other types of content

[@trop1kal378]

Twitch streamer: "blinks" Twitch HQ: you weren't supposed to do that

[@ajminadhimi8985]

*Male twitch streamer

[@stylishniggachannel4763]

@@ajminadhimi8985 we live in a society

[@ajminadhimi8985]

@@stylishniggachannel4763 Beef

[@PatrickStar2078]

I love how proud he looks with himself after he rips the garand ping

[@charliepinger3246]

Bully dev for kingpin

[@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487]

9:28 Payday shotguns are borked. Basically all pellets do max damage. So if you shotgun does 100 damage, and you hit a guy with one pellet, it does 100 damage. If you hit one guy with 3 pellets still does 100 damage. But if you his 3 guys with 3 pellets you deal 100 damage to each.

[@AirGhostAlpha]

Bro was really like “I have a spoon! Your laws are invalid.”

[@addsomepoyoprotein6738]

Green beans is a slur against the kids who sat out during gym class in middle school, which makes up the entire twitch moderation team

[@agentAR67]

I hope this is fact coz that shits funny af

[@lukedeakin7124]

I thought those were String Beans

[@ampleamountsofdeoffe]

XD

[@itol2201]

@@lukedeakin7124 I like to think that Green Beans and String Beans are almost synonymous for most people.

[@HumanMarine]

Oi, don't insult me by calling me a twitch mod

[@jkstewart878]

“How y’all feel about green beans” is the new “You ever been to Wal-Mart?”

[@cc67-94]

what is walmart?

[@devmin_dot_exe6551]

@@cc67-94 Walmart's nut

[@The-Ink-Dragon97]

*"Hey, welcome to Wal-Mart! Get your shit and get out!"*

[@blackmoon8459]

@@The-Ink-Dragon97 best part of this, I was in Sams Club today specifically to get green beans, and remembered this piece. Sofa King Stupid.

[@bryanmartinez6600]

@@blackmoon8459 I need a sofa on wheel powered by a big block Chevy

[@theorangeassassin855]

Grouse: i shot him with a Glock he couldn’t have died. Badger two seconds later: two glocks

[@user-pu1mz4ex3x]

Badger is the kind of person that say things that you havr to experience it YOURSELF to understand the joke

[@Poisonkiller456]

YES FINALLY HE RETURNED WITH THE SPOON

[@that_one_guy9142]

Only a spoon fool

[@judahhazan8521]

The spoon

[@thishandleisntavailable303]

YESSSS

[@kryptic9424]

S P O O N

[@Ice-Cream-co4hk]

*grabs Spoon*

[@nono-nt8je]

"Hey fanbase, how much DLCs can I sell you?" "Only one" (Comically overpriced DLC)

[@spacedout4061]

You can get all dlcs for 30 bucks lol

[@rustyshiv6788]

Comically overpriced dlc? Is this EA?

[@DominikMaslyk]

@@rustyshiv6788 No

[@C_Papi]

@@rustyshiv6788 what a shame

[@IamaPERSON]

@@C_Papi *lip smack* "what a horrible way to die"

[@Shadow16971]

15:01 bruh Dallas legit turned into Deadpool 😂 🤣🤣