DESTROY ALL TAXPAYER DOLLARS | Insurgency: Sandstorm

[@wyattsmith1605]

The insurgency sandstorm team nailed the sound of running over someone with a Tacoma by actually running over people with a tacoma

[@atlasreborn7221]

I'd like to say this shit right here made me laugh like a goose getting strangled inside of a Denny's bathroom.

[@flaviusiacob1558]

Trully THE devs of our time

[@trentm2575]

@@atlasreborn7221 Very specific, and yet I can imagine it so clearly. Huh. Neat.

[@Sunflowercowboy]

Tacoma owner, can confirm

[@ordo_draigo_assault_ham]

So a dude trying to get home during a mostly peaceful protest tied a mic to his truck?

[@Ibekiwizzle]

“your honor my client pleads oopsie daisy” might just be my favorite badger quote

[@darth_kaboom8192]

I'm crying rn because of it

[@astellis11]

That better be int Best of Badger 2022

[@gnimlac]

it was a popular meme at one point, I don't think he came up with it

[@ze_glitchy_gamer7629]

I'm dead as FUCK

[@LeGabrielMan]

Its amazing

[@HauntedT]

11:58 Can we just acknowledge that whenever Badger does something stupid but satisfying he laughs like a french man opening a new pack of cigarettes

[@masterdaniel9665]

LMFAOOO "laughs like a french man opening a new pack of cigarettes" Bro i'm crying 🤣

[@thememesjack]

I thought you say "baguette".

[@azazelmumford2465]

This comment is so foul i joined in with badgers french laughter.

[@faydex86]

OH NAH

[@lunchsimulator3995]

"HON HONS" with malicious intent

[@JackieRibbot]

"post-traumatic swag disorder and 50 caliber based dialogue" Badger never change you beautiful bastard

[@Xxpr_ninjiexx]

@Soldier From Hit Game TF2 W

[@christianmatthews9320]

@Chad 007 WHY??? Is this theRussianbadgers community rickroll???

[@cay7809]

@Chad 007 no

[@rinsatsuki3374]

@christianmatthews9320 it's a bot.

[@ZombieTerrier-z7o]

5:10 “GOD DAMIT BOBBY I TOLD YOU I DIDNT WANNA INVADE IRAQ”

[@winster32]

“STOP BLINDING ME YOU ASSHOLE I CAN’T SEE!” *WOOOOOOOOOO-*

[@Jadeapple420]

thank you

[@AmyStrikesBack]

​@@Jadeapple420thats How everyone drafted in to irac felt

[@Jadeapple420]

@@AmyStrikesBack yeah no I don't think they did

[@AmyStrikesBack]

@@Jadeapple420 accidental reply, It was suped to be to the og comment

[@Bloodtrozorx]

As Master Chief said, "if they can afford a thousand dollar fursuit, they can afford a ten dollar pipe bomb in my mailbox."

[@THEREALBLU13]

Beat me to it

[@44R0Ndin]

More like 10k for a nice one. The suit, you dummy.

[@halo129830]

True chad chief is!

[@Sparkz1607]

@@44R0Ndin 10k can also get you some really scary chemicals for a Level Two Pipe Bomb. Priorities :)

[@Wolfbroa]

Can’t wait for future fur suits being hidden exo armor skeletons with wrist mounted shotguns

[@ALLTH3YW4NT3D]

“You honor, my client pleads oopsie daisy” Same energy as “the defendant is not guilty of 2nd degree murder, he just so happened to have caused the victim to make a big fucky wucky and enter the forever box”

[@eondara8519]

Most underrated comment here!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@DrewSavo]

My favourite one I’ve heard recently is “In defence of my client Your Honor, babies kick pregnant women all the time.”

[@lunchsimulator3995]

second degree shaboingery

[@Foreskin-Bandit]

Brandon Herrera

[@ALLTH3YW4NT3D]

@@Foreskin-Bandit yes

[@raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961]

Heavenly getting pissed at Badger suggesting God being a funko pop only to later mispronounced Lynyrd Skynyrd is one of the funniest bits.

[@ThingInTheHall]

4:56

[@jrl924dds]

8:21 another fun fact about the A-10 Warthog is that the gun that the A-10 uses was actually invented before the actual plane. The A-10 was specifically designed just to make the gun fly. They literally built a massive gun that shoots bullets the size of beer bottles and only then figured out how to make it fly.

[@macenanoro826]

The first design was simply the gun aimed straight downward. The first testing facility for this trial no longer exists.

[@darkprince597]

@@macenanoro826hllo saiki k

[@darkprince597]

Bro it won’t even let me type it right I’ve tried 5 times

[@Fuall-666]

Did you know that the plane was actually built around the gun?

[@hunterh1175]

@@Fuall-666 that's literally exactly what he said

[@Axepax]

“All the importance but none of the responsibility. Just stand next to the commander.” Is the single most accurate description of a fire support specialist I think I’ve ever heard.

[@mordredpendragon1235]

The most accurate description of literally anyone in the army

[@caster25000]

"If you look like Shigo or a clown, hit me up" One of these days, we have to ask Heavenly how he manages to be so unfathomably based.

[@MrMysteryreviewer]

He's based enough to take the handle "Heavenly Father" and make it cool instead of cringe. I don't think we can handle his level of based. It's like peering into the eldritch truth.

[@blarghinatelazer9394]

@@MrMysteryreviewer He is Heavenly Susfather, our Lord in Headass. Hallowed be his name.

[@fyrelorde]

@@blarghinatelazer9394 comments 2:1 deadass

[@blarghinatelazer9394]

@@fyrelorde Huh

[@Xios_Angelis]

Heavenly Father, Hallowed be thy Drip

[@zobius9191]

The Insurgency Sandstorm community is by far the best of any first person shooter I've played. When we were insurgents a guy said "Glory to Ukraine" and the next said "Glory to Khazakstan" in the Borat voice. Just a bunch of guys having a good time with no hard feelings. Can't beat it.

[@TheRealFrozenFire]

This might be the most chaotic video Badger has made in a WHILE.

[@therealgamewizerd]

yeah cause he hasn't uploaded in a while

[@maninderhansi987]

@@therealgamewizerd ok

[@deadlybladesmith3093]

@don't be surprised very neat

[@jacksonlee6760]

And I'm all here for this chaotic spaghetti post!

[@FabelWings]

Man i really want to eat some spaghetti now...

[@Mewthree-and-Friends2004]

9:04 Commander Bagger: “Get inside… right fuckin’ now. Get inside. Get inside. I miss clicked. Please… do not stay outside.” Skulker: “NO-!” *Garbled radio noises.*

[@The_whales]

Goose’s reaction is like when a tf2 server got so laggy and broken it has to shut down

[@n0t_zat0ichi29]

Hate to be that guy but geuce*

[@WTFMANify]

Pretty sure that was skulker, judging by the dark pink text

[@Outlaw_Actual11b]

That was skulker

[@OMEGA_3541]

​@@n0t_zat0ichi29I think you understand why I currently hate you

[@D1Protagonist]

I'm painfully convinced badger could make a whole serious ass movie with his motion tracker suit

[@RedeemerJared]

He doesn't need to, every video since he got the thing has been functionally short film lengthed shitposts.

[@dumbotterlover2558]

COULD? yes Would end up ruining it with lizard penguins yelling about how their donuts have too much mustard on them? ALSO yes

[@herowin3825]

One of the classic blunders: you put "badger" and "serious" in the same sentence

[@DatBlueVQ]

Serious ass? Badjur?

[@D1Protagonist]

@@herowin3825 you're right, those never end well together

[@Phxntmyx]

5:01 I’m not scared….. proceeds to get absolutely destroyed by a bomb drone and gets disciplined by the enemy

[@braidenzurnmarsh1203]

he died braver than most

[@cerabond7650]

7:29 How calmly Mickey says "gabagool" before he gets sent to hell via bombing himself is just so perfect.

[@sirhurricane4350]

*Cries Italian tears of pride*

[@ender3530]

@@sirhurricane4350 Devo ancora capire questa cosa "gabagool" è una cosa italo-americana? Perché qui in italia non la ho mai sentita. I still need to understand this "gabagool" is an italo-american thing? Because here in Italy I have never heard it.

[@Democrab]

@@ender3530 yea it's Italian-American

[@aceystar1478]

@@ender3530 it's italian American slang for capicola

[@RIPTIDE2034]

Gabgool😂

[@r.d.etechno2823]

Fun fact : the ks-23 has a slug round named the barricade that can destroy a car's engine block from up to 100 meters away, yeah 6 gauge is scary.

[@nepspartan-7597]

Truly a step between anti-infantry and anti-tank weapons

[@haph2087]

@@nepspartan-7597 It's simply an anti- weapon. Not anti-this or anti-that, just anti-. Solves problems that way.

[@404cheeseburgernotfound5]

@@haph2087 or anti everything

[@haph2087]

@@404cheeseburgernotfound5 Yep. Reminds me of “Tank beats everything”.

[@oldraccoon3688]

It's the ADATS, but shoulder-fired

[@N7ZaeedMassani]

The fact I know badger is doing all the animations in his room wearing a $50k skin tight motion suit makes the dancing at the end that much more hilarious

[@ComissarYarrick]

Suit was 20k, not 50. Still, noone else but Badger would spend this much money just to make top quality shitposts :D

[@en_waddles]

I thought he said it was 30k, but shit, wouldn’t surprise me if he bought a 50k one.

[@N7ZaeedMassani]

​@@en_waddles You are correct, it is $31k, but I'm from Canada where that would be almost $50k in northern money after tax

[@KermitTheGamer21]

@@N7ZaeedMassani Badger is Canadian though?

[@N7ZaeedMassani]

@@KermitTheGamer21 he hasn't lived in canada since he was like 9 or something, he lives in LA I believe

[@modmaniamadness]

16:04 Mushroom: You cannot kill me in a way that matters.

[@Cat_DeGaulle]

IM NOT SCARED OF YOU

[@goldsocks9999]

"All units be advised, my stummy hurt" Best line of 2022

[@tangerinepaint3643]

followed by, “overwatch actual, I just pissed my jorts.”

[@kartikayysola]

*WOOOOOOO-*

[@The_whales]

*chuckles in calcium*

[@panchito_1002]

“God damnit, Bobby! I told you I didn’t wanna invade Iraq!

[@Bobcat205]

*_”WOOOOO-_*

[@bloodstreak2001]

I love how badger just got a TV strapped to his chest, man looking like a soundwave over here.

[@zachg.4251]

Or a Tactical Shitpost Teletubby

[@bloodstreak2001]

@@zachg.4251 that works to nice

[@tankhead2645]

He now exclusively communicates through memes

[@Sir_Bucket]

@@zachg.4251 The 5th forbidden teletubby

[@Pandamaxx]

@@zachg.4251 tinky winky, dipsy, lala, po, and their drunk uncle, Swaws

[@maskythebunny8606]

Badger is literally the physical embodiment of: "Never let them know your next move."

[@thunderrider0368]

So basically…he is Deadpool vs Taskmaster as a person?😂

[@thegerblinradio]

Seriously. We never know what this man is doing next or how based heavenly shall be

[@SamuelBenedicic_of_NSK]

the fuckin hands at end of it tho lmao that shit had me hollerin

[@TOAOMS2460]

This applies to every thing, such as jokes, topics, and kill cams.

[@shinmalphur2734]

THEY can’t know out next move if WE don’t even know our next move!

[@Dragongaga]

For those who don't know, "Gauge" means "Fraction of a pound" or "How many of these can you make from a pound of lead", so 20 gauge means, the load is 1/20 of a pound of lead, 12 gauge is 1/12 of a pound and 6 gauge is 1/6. That's why smaller number means bigger boom. Also, the cone on the garand is not a compensator, it's a sniper flash hider. It's there to prevent you from getting blinded by the muzzle flash, when you have the sniper scope mounted on the garand

[@Woodsflame]

I don't feel like "GOD DAMMIT BOBBY I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANNA INVADE IRAQ" is getting the credit it deserves, I laughed for a solid 5 minutes straight the first time I heard that. Absolute gold.

[@shadowlotus6189]

As did I, my man. I'm glad I learned of King of the Hill and how Hank sounds to let that part flood me with body killing laughter

[@alextheweeb5426]

bro i laughed the whole time at work about the shit

[@jakemckeown]

Same. There is always at least one part in every video that I can't stop laughing at the first time I see. It doesn't help that I then replay it 15 times.

[@crochero2801]

5:15 for anyone who wants to keep listening to it and laugh their asses off

[@Choujifangirl]

That part was pretty good, but the “WOOOO-“ a little bit after was gold as well😆

[@yaboibruce_808]

FINALLY THE KING HAS RETURNED

[@Eurofighter-Typhoonperson]

Early Christmas present

[@jaccaribuckley412]

🥳🥳🥳🥳

[@Marder_IFV]

@here is the full clip I hate you with all of my heart

[@captaincommunism723]

Hail! Hail!

[@its_toast3394]

Returned? No this is just his upload schedule

[@valkyrcodewolfy5792]

19:17 got me really good "get the fuck out of our shower." "why can't we just share the shower?"

[@alexandervelazquez-vr8qi]

Yo I choked on my food when I heard that!

[@Alexa_MorningStar]

Yeah that's really funny

[@dr.bucknasty6838]

What is that from?

[@hornetcamaro]

6:00 Badger: "Especially if you hang around A block" Me: "So that's where 63rd is located"

[@menotheotherme5436]

"my client pleads oopsie daisy" has gotta be up their with " if you are what you eat, my client is an innocent man"

[@A_Toaster]

My client pleads "i'm sowwy 🥺👉👈"

[@seansoloff7499]

@@A_Toaster HALT! The high council has appointed your comment as cringe! You are to come with us to the nearest cell!

[@Grayson-tk5hn]

my client pleads it was "a misclick"

[@Dextersauve11]

Your honor the prosecution is lying henceforth his pants are on fire

[@lorantpapp07]

Your honor, stfu you wasnt even there

[@thevaltwo]

9:47 "Sandstorm feels like the only game in existance that understands the range of shotguns" *Laughs in EFT shotguns*

[@The2flame]

**LAUGHS IN KS-23 AGAIN BUT IN A DIFFERENT GAME**

[@nutjob9062]

laughs in Tarkov

[@ComissarYarrick]

Payday 2 also had really long range shotguns, until devs nerfed it in 2019. Tho even after that it's still preety damm good for video game standards.

[@thejomah]

*hits someone point blank with a led slug. Does no damage because they were wearing a riot helmet

[@thevaltwo]

@@thejomah Looks like you didn't use AP-20

[@sethgolas6189]

Dude, Insurgency Sandstorm and Left 4 Dead 2 were the two single games I wanted to see Badger cover and he's now done both. I cannot express how much this made my day.

[@paulapenoREAL]

i swear I was reason he played it

[@corvusrex9676]

There is another... It is time for the dwarf game

[@jamesmonorow574]

@@paulapenoREAL elaborate

[@benjaminc924]

@@corvusrex9676 hell yeah... Deep Rock Galactic time baby. ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!!!

[@sethgolas6189]

@@corvusrex9676 Of course, how could I forget! Rock and stone brother, rock and stone

[@jiado6893]

4:14 I love the concept of just being a skeleton instantly upon death, and so instantaneous you don’t know why.

[@FancyMcSchmancy]

I’m pretty sure you could classify Badger’s videos as memetic kill agents with the amount of brain cells you lose while watching them.

[@karltheskitarii4941]

However rendered ineffective *most* of the time due to most of his viewer base not actually having the capacity to lose brain cells they don't have

[@quinnholloway5400]

I don't have detectable brain cells cause of my Goddamm squirrel brain

[@DeezNuts-ju1rj]

@@quinnholloway5400 N U T

[@bloodjack2116]

@@DeezNuts-ju1rj N U T

[@AC-hj9tv]

Hell yea

[@garrettsmith4760]

The ingrained memes in these videos is the best. Just seeing “ Ron, you good slime? “ and knowing what it’s from is funny af.

[@king_carnishthefirst3354]

3:21 is all I have to say

[@scummyy]

@@king_carnishthefirst3354 ArmA is fucking goated

[@RandomGameCritic]

I will never stop laughing at the sheer, genuine confusion in Badger's voice when he hears "Swaws" at 19:52.

[@Vault_tec10]

Yea same that shit was deadass funny straight funny juice

[@TheRedMan77]

@@Vault_tec10 100% Funny Juice.

[@LexMc0606]

@@TheRedMan77 Fresh from concentrate

[@TheRedMan77]

@@LexMc0606 Indeed.

[@Queue_Thrills]

Don’t forget the 108.2, THE C R U N C H bit right before. That’s honestly one of my favorite bits from this video.

[@bennahlundquist9022]

Whenever I’m depressed, i go back to old Badger vids so i can guffaw about the best ways to absolutely annihilate humans

[@chrisdempsey-wg1ts]

I feel you homie, this shit is mad funny

[@christopherdark4671]

It's a weird feeling when badger is gone for a while. The lack of videos hurts, but every time he comes back with a bottomless well of laughs like this.

[@Missingsocksss]

@Chad 007 SILENCE, BOT.

[@TheWigglerKing]

just watch the old ones even the ones before 2020 are good.

[@l.q.a.6279]

That part at 18:59 is the literal heart of the Sandstorm community (at least in America) for you have never experienced the game until all of you and your teammates are huddling around the guy playing an ukulele while HE shells are falling around you.

[@sifthead7720]

Risk of rain moment “….and his music was electric”

[@ivanmoua9857]

@@sifthead7720 can you just imagine if he played risk of rain 2? Shit would be crazy

[@elitef3642]

Not so far for me. Only people I've been hearing are the characters, gotta say, the insurgent spec ops voice sounds so unprofessional and I love it

[@l.q.a.6279]

@@elitef3642 Oh yeah, and that too. I remember reading somewhere that having good voice lines in an RTS is extremely important because you will be hearing them over and over again. Sandstorm isn't an RTS, but it damn well knows the value of good voice lines. It helps that the former lead game developer is Insurgency Source's sole voice actor (and Black Mesa's HECU voice) and a former Marine. Everyone in Sandstorm and Source acts confident when relaxed, but screams like children when under fire, which brings them more character than the standard ultra-cool ultra-tactical COD characters. Big shout-out to the Insurgent Mercenary, who while being Russian which tends to be stereotypically gruff-voiced and weak grasp of English, is one of the _highest-pitched_ characters out there.

[@Mr.LeoNov]

@@elitef3642 just wait until you hear suppressed russian (mercenary) voice lines, it's just awesome (and also understanding what he says makes it just double as funny)

[@thejfj]

thanks for using my cup at 2:32 where do I send the "under the table money?"

[@garry9455]

Funny sockman

[@dylanbunnell299]

Damn you guys are fast. Sick ass sock man

[@TheRussianBadger]

your cup truly is the best

[@Shifty-t5z]

it honestly is tho. love u j

[@TheOneAndOnlyDJRapta]

@@TheRussianBadger love your vids badger. keep going strong mate

[@bizarre_wolf]

10:07 dear Maria is a banger song. Love to see someone else loves it too. Also what’s funny is I was just skipping around. And just heard “there’s a story at of bottom of this bottle and I’m the pen” and instantly knew it was dear Maria. Lol and then I back up about 15 second and heard the rest. Lol I love knowing exactly what song I hear within 4 seconds of a part of it.

[@jerik22100]

20:06 this part is so underrated. The transition from "the induatrial revolution and it's consequences" to the repair tool.noises is just GOLDEN!!!

[@YouTubeIsSeriouslyMessedUp]

Id say the chair part is also under rated a tad, yk when a guy's pissed when ~8 30.06 can't penetrate bulletproof glass and the man's gets a wooden chair through the damn thing

[@brawler5760]

@@KZbinIsSeriouslyMessedUp*God as a Funko Pop*

[@Sunseyki]

@@brawler5760 im an atheist, but i would gladly convert if that turned out to be true

[@dunefox8]

Of course he has a Unabomber joke in a video with a bazillion bombs

[@Carnage_808]

“You should not be legally allowed to commit crimes while listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd” Badger, you’re not legally allowed to commit *any* crimes. 💀

[@Captain8771OnGithub]

Badger is the one exception to that law.

[@charlieflight6124]

Nah, there are definitely some crimes we should be able to commit.

[@TheOneAndOnlyDJRapta]

no. lienerd skynerd

[@mindlessgonzo]

Sounds like quitter talk.

[@Captain8771OnGithub]

i love when youtube notifications wake me up can one of you remind me in like 7 hours to turn off notifications? thanks.

[@karmallamah1699]

Bruh bajur really just animated flicking the safety off of a five seven properly, what a neat hidden detail this is truly a moment

[@santumi2298]

he has one iirc

[@survivorofthecurse717]

He does, but where did he do that in this video?

[@johndomarena4688]

Could you please give a time stamp.

[@deltawhiskey0426]

@@johndomarena4688 22:45

[@someweeb6897]

4:55 "Their shelter has become their tomb."

[@stryfe4620]

I like how badger’s favorite class in sandstorm is the exact opposite of the 800lb gorilla in payday.

[@shadowlotus6189]

Wait- no. No. No. *No*. I hate that you made this connection

[@NateSchulte]

I love how you made that connection

[@electracatforever3356]

what was the connection???

[@The_whales]

2020 badger: I like a 800 lbs gorilla with a giant minigun 2022 badger: i run around with a deagle and did just as much damage if I had a minigun

[@stryfe4620]

@@shadowlotus6189 yes yes yes yes yes yes *yes* the Badger extened univers is coming togerther and skulker is the twist villain.

[@haikarawalker6996]

There’s something truly beautiful about the fact that Badger is the only KZbinr that you get *more* excited the longer you’re waiting for a video

[@oceanblade95]

Unironically, Badger needs to just make a new channel dedicated to his mocap dancing. It's so good.

[@TuTataElDaddy]

Agreed

[@BlakWulf009]

an entire channel of various characters from popular culture badger-dancing to royalty free music? *sign me the fuck up, bro*

[@deadeye4047]

You forgot "with TheDooo as the DJ."

[@Seb_No.13]

I would pay money for that

[@keeganguyer5237]

What about his raw footage?

[@lirey9768]

7:30 "Turns out I clicked right next too me or something...and, uh...Gabagool" why f does that send me so damn hard-

[@pacific24seaboat93]

11:59 Badger literally turns French with how amazing that sniper was to watch disintegrate somebody at close range

[@theweakestbrazilianmale3398]

Poor soul was turned french, I'm so sorry for him

[@jakehaughey296]

So I am not the only one

[@moeruyuki241]

Spy laugh

[@zerrierslizer1]

dude became the Spyper!

[@abyssano78]

Why does everyone think that french says "RONRONRONRON" we don't lmao

[@landenman8708]

12:00 Badger just became the thing he sought to destroy. A Frenchmen

[@hitwitharock5630]

I am relieved to not be the only one who noticed

[@christianmendoza1461]

@@hitwitharock5630 me as well

[@khornelordofskulls7090]

20:06 jesus fucking christ i've never cried so many tears while laughing ever, this entire segment felt like a dream and/or nightmare. the random stutter then jump to "the industrial revolution", all while theres two repair drills in the backround destroyed my lungs through wheezing lmao

[@mountaindoge141]

Then the perfectly synced “What the fuck?”

[@chrishamr947]

@@mountaindoge141 it genuinely sounded like one dude’s voice getting echoed over itself

[@decimalheckery5737]

LITERALLY it made me cackle way too hard when suddenly the drill noises started up and two duplicates just Drilling while ontop of the Clipboard Holder made me keel over and die rapidly

[@joeyb7408]

This whole video makes me so happy. The knowledge you and your friends have makes me even happier and makes me feel like you guys served.

[@Jack5628]

Every time I see a badger video the animation gets smoother and smoother to the point where it's actually just him in his room no motion capture at all

[@oishi_sammich4542]

at 4:59 the transition from game footage to animation was so cool and virtually seamless! Badger and his pals seemed to have so much fun on this one, I was smiling through the whole video! :]

[@phant0mshad0w56]

Yeah his content is so much better when he and his friends play games they actually enjoy instead of strashy sponsored games. Hopefully he gets more non-game sponsors, the videos come out so rarely it always feel like a waste otherwise.

[@giaxo1739]

I just noticed I'm smiling, the hell? My jaw is sore now.

[@expunkstep7226]

I can't believe Heavenly went from Cacodemon to Doomslayer to Skeleton. Homie really hit the bad ending.

[@kartikayysola]

*chuckles in calcium*

[@atlasreborn7221]

Cacodemon Doomslayer Mandalorian (for like one fucking video) Freddy Fazbear and now a Skeleton. we also include the Spartan but uh...no.

[@anthonyporche8110]

It's one hell of a character arc!

[@darkarch99]

don't forget UEF, where he was the CTRL + Space Spammer class.

[@quinnholloway5400]

He didn't drink enough Milk So he's forced to be something that requires milk to keep its calcium(health) bar up

[@ApocalypseTV1223]

Soldier: "Oh boy I sure am excited to see my family again" Pilot of the A-10 Warthog: *sits menacingly behind him*

[@ThePrince-p9b]

20:22 as a member of the Irish community, that joke was explosive

[@padraig6200]

Name dropping the Provos and blowihg up trucks? Count me in mó chara

[@badebias]

12:00 When the recoil hits you hard enough to make you laugh in French.

[@RemiFluneIsEternal]

"Laughs in French"

[@someopinion]

Hohohoho

[@willwheatly6665]

I thought lmao was how French people laughed

[@zichithefox4781]

@@willwheatly6665 Only their cats

[@mikey_blueskies7019]

Was literally gonna comment the same thing lol

[@_soothsayer_]

20:06 maybe one of the most raw bits in any badger video but I love it

[@causticoxonia605]

The silence and "what the fck?" Got me hard

[@MisterSeñorBattles]

20:07 Clu: "Gamers joining CTE like, 'Oh, I don't want to impose-'" "I'm aboutta impos-" "im-" "im-" "I'm boutta-" "I'm-" " *Theindustrialrevolutionanditsconsequences* " Kubli: *repair tool noises *more repair tool noises Geuce and Eekaj: "What the f**k?" Bajr: "Are you--are you repairing?" Geuce: "How did you do that?!" Bajr: "Are you repairing out conversation??" Eekaj: *repair tool noises Clu: "Speaking of the IRA, uh, so I was at work the other day--" Mickey: "-ANDABOMB" *explosion Dead serious, this is peak comedy. I never fail to laugh hard at this part of the video despite this being the 23rd time I've seen it.

[@WJT.]

Not gonna lie it would be funny to see you playing as Vergil helping Vergil's son and Vergil's brother to defeat Vergil ft. Vergil

[@Avelo_venturian]

No. It's vergil hiring vergils brother an vergils son to defeat vergil so vergil could become vergil ft. Vergil

[@WJT.]

@@Avelo_venturian you got me, it's Vergil

[@benitoswagolini3410]

And knuckles.

[@Nottechnoblade7890]

Vergil squared

[@themasterchief0117]

It was me barry

[@markbaltazar6916]

Badger has embraced his motivation and summoned the lawn chair, he has ascended beyond anything else

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

Tax evasion is a obligation

[@greenlazar2078]

@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus agreed

[@cheemsecks-dee5134]

As someone who has been playing this game for the past few years, I'm really glad to see this underrated gem finally getting the attention it deserves

[@narwhalman02]

For real, it'd be nice to see some more players

[@astro2121]

the servers are overloaded so I guess its not a good thing it got attention

[@D64nz]

NGL I have this and I left it cause it looked basic. I have this sneaking feeling the default gfx settings are kinda trash, and that might be what turns people off. My game, even on a high end PC, looks nothing like this.

[@koga2040]

@@D64nz I just started enjoying it cuz it's a nice mix of chaos and absurdity without all the slide canceling bunny hopping bullshit lol

[@CreatorsRequiem]

Honestly I always felt bad for NWI because Insurgency's issues and lack of promotion sucked but the content was amazing. Especially the welrod gamemode

[@Mason-sl1ti]

11:40 Badger, I can kinda relate to you on this. I mained the drakon in the campaign of black ops 3 because in my opinion, it was the most versatile gun! Being able to shoot sniper rounds at a quick rate made me feel so powerful, & putting a thermal scope on it was just like spraying gasoline out of a garden hose at an already raging forest fire!

[@flashbanghere2279]

Man your content has improved SUBSTANTIALLY since the end of 2017, can’t believe we experienced random memes to SFM to Mo-cap in 5 years!

[@Yuri-xl1zl]

ngl i preferred it before

[@sovietdz15]

@@Yuri-xl1zl i like both

[@hio.hinomaru21]

He really come in a long way, and he's still crack eventho everytime there are thousands comedic moment.

[@hiddenhundred8565]

God I love Insurgency, the mix of toxic memes and ptsd are gold

[@venomousvodka7587]

Siege return?

[@__z32guy__]

convinced my whole gaming group to get it by describing it as tarkov but it has slightly retarded and full of chaos

[@glen1930]

Yh its really fun till u see a guy get blasted down the stairs with a shotgun

[@hiddenhundred8565]

@@__z32guy__ that is a brilliant explanation and man is it a blast, 40mm and blowing up the supply cashe are the best

[@swigmister8287]

2:16 not buying till I get the 40 oz

[@NovaRebelle]

Here with ya

[@cozmo_3d0]

The gauge on a slug is just the percentage chance of you existing after they pull the trigger on you

[@KarcharodonAstra]

it's already way lower than 50, but it goes further.

[@DL-zv5xc]

this by far might be my favorite comment

[@dylanmitchell152]

This is definitely an underrated comment

[@kylebeach2316]

A 6 Guage slug round with dragons breath would be a whole war crime in one package 🤣

[@coolaxlotldude6794]

@@KarcharodonAstra 50 gauge would is just plain the shooter misses or hits

[@smileyman1721]

The entire sequence of game lines from 5:15 to 5:55 is what it must feel like to be on drugs.

[@amidalaprin4846]

Can confirm: that is how wild doing psychedelics is.

[@cordaddio1486]

as someone who does drugs, yeah that’s the vibe

[@ItzKiva]

"WOOOOOOO-"

[@giantcerealbowl2120]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@imJustaCrow69]

Goddamnit bobby I didn't want to invade Iraq-

[@dockpowell7461]

Hands down best part “you might wanna be a little shidded right now” 4:57

[@maxxor-overworldhero6730]

The one survivor of that strike, and he just nonchalantly slides up to say "I told you so".

[@ycy2428]

Now here me out "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

[@alexcarter3412]

@@ycy2428 best part, couldn't breath for 2 mins

[@YllerobLikesMemes]

23:10 "you should not be allowed to commit crimes while listening to lynyrd skynyrd" well yeah badjür commiting crimes is already illegal

[@mariaminard2063]

20:07 DUDE GOT THE CONVERSATION FIXING DRILL and it got me ded

[@matthewboyer7401]

I'm going to use "The Industrial Revolution and its consequences" unironically anytime I get tongue-tied now

[@chefiguess]

Seriously why is just him making repair tool noises the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life

[@rebel6301]

@@matthewboyer7401 me too

[@ThingInTheHall]

ADHD

[@Unhinged_Gamer]

Time to use all my braincells to process what the fuck Badger and his friends are saying and doing, this weekend is great.

[@Eurofighter-Typhoonperson]

Bro my brain cells are gone in the first second

[@thunderring8056]

True.

[@exalted_space9224]

HELL YEAHH

[@itsyaboi.1645]

All of my 2 braincells

[@Ashurman666]

I mean, the subtitles help

[@Furydragonstormer]

I love the fact that not only Bury The Light starts playing when the video pans to the A-10 pilot, the pilot is sitting in a plastic lawn chair like that one DMC5 mod that has Vergil sitting in an identical chair

[@ravenhurst96]

@Kuantinova PROVOOOOOOOKIIING BLACK CLOUDS AND IIIISOLATIOOOON!!!

[@achingbach2904]

I love how far back that meme goes. The original video of the storm tearing up someone's front yard, but you just hear "I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING" (while a trailer is blown over, and trees are uprooted) but this white plastic chair is just sitting there completely unfazed 😂😂😂

[@ravenhurst96]

@@achingbach2904 Yo, that plastic chair is invincible. It ain't goin' nowhere, my guy. 😂

[@ravenhurst96]

@Kuantinova BORN IN FLAMES I HAVE BEEN BLESSED MY FAMILY CREST IS THE DEMON OF DEATH!!!

[@Jezmo]

The chair is looking M O T I V A T E D as fuck

[@tranterminus]

I just love the perfectly-cut scream at 5:23. Bro was legit running that with a deagle LMAO

[@thegeneral404]

13:50 Like a cartoon character breaking the laws of physics at the smell of apple pie

[@laquzoeshiyasha]

Like drake

[@spartana47]

Heavenly: Puts a chair in a window. *Meanwhile Grizzly: Rips a door off it's hinges in rage

[@thelyric2751]

The funniest thing is that was fucking real lmfao

[@WindowLickingDeer]

Grizzy or grizzly?

[@mr.nobody5493]

@@WindowLickingDeer YES

[@spartana47]

@@WindowLickingDeer Grizzy

[@chompercs983]

Heavenly got so mad he put a chair in bulletproof glass Grizzy got so mad he ripped a door off his hinges and used it as a riot shield

[@madmouse4465]

“*repair tool noises*” might be my favorite bit of the year. I’m stealing it and no one can stop me.

[@antitank_99]

lol somone actually just stole a drill bit from the store I work at today 🤣

[@twotailedavenger]

Fun fact about the A-10: The system that helps the pilot aim the gun was designed by a man named Doug Winger. In addition to being part of the design team for the Space Shuttle, Doug was also probably one of the original founders of modern furry culture. Further proof that you do not fuck with furries.

[@AcidicSalt]

Imagining Badger dancing at 24:17 is somehow funnier than a dude decked out in full military gear

[@fiend-off-the-grid]

Hello, Unus!

[@AcidicSalt]

@@fiend-off-the-grid Hello Annus

[@privatesectorsec]

8:10 “ Yes Dante, I need the plastic chair it comforts me”

[@BileyyggR]

What's the song?

[@ilxdoozieli8063]

Bury the light, have a good day sir

[@akomako7739]

Max0r reference?

[@yeetdelete6667]

"well you're gonna have to pay Vergil"

[@mrblooper1994]

@@akomako7739 it's a devil may cry 5 reference, the music is Virgil's theme and he had a meme where he sits down on a plastic chair

[@wolfwalker4585]

Jumping out of a window, only to be nailed mid-air by a 50 BMG, and thrown right back through that window, must be one of the most legendary things I have ever seen in my life

[@Guardshackspam]

bro i started dying after the 11:00 mark, i only see tiktoks or youtube shorts but i actually sat down to watch you guys and died the whole time

[@ashtenbenally403]

This is the first time i've seen a game make shotgun range perfectly, also the words ''god as a funko pop'' lives in my head rent free keep up the good work guys.

[@RockinChairGoblin]

Btw, they also made the Vectors counter balancing system correctly so that the recoil is more than managable.

[@bjonky4723]

Badger and his crew are what every group of friends aspire to be, always an amazing time

[@Holisticxoxo]

I want to thank all the new players for keeping the game alive. Much love!!

[@glasboi2208]

🫡 see you on the field

[@Tha-mountain]

How to really play tho?

[@Holisticxoxo]

@@Tha-mountain if ur attacking, play it very slow and flank either edge of the map. Move from cover to cover. Don't be afraid to flank through the red zone. If ur defending you want to "dig" into a spot and create a good ambush. Or help defend Inside the obj. My best game is 40 kills to 1 death. I'm like level 250

[@Tha-mountain]

@@Holisticxoxo oh I'ma keep this.

[@UrBoyDlo]

Just started playing two days only game I been playing

[@DownWithBureaucracy]

So the A-10 doesn't actually lose lift when the gun fires, it loses thrust. Rather, the gun counters thrust. Lift is proportional to velocity squared, assuming surface area and air density remain unchanged, so thrust 1/2 means lift 1/4th.

[@DrSleeperAgent]

JFJ's Adam's Mom Cup is the ultimate crossover in my eyes... that is unless you somehow get that madman on your discord.

[@nivannakingsman1383]

For real. Saw that and went oh shit

[@the.creature.has.escaped]

ADAMS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM

[@ShowsBorn-_-]

11:55 badger laughed like an evil French man after the sniper shot

[@redx4845]

Damn i heard that and the first thing I wanted to comment was that it sounded so croissant lol

[@MaxVosWilliams]

It is stuck in my head now

[@Bones74]

@@redx4845seven months later and the croissantery is still comprehensive.

[@redx4845]

@@Bones74 lol

[@Coreupt7118]

I was about to say

[@mr.battles3784]

Badger being a man of pure culture with the Adam’s Mom cup

[@verburmite8477]

I saw it too

[@Yearlywinter4]

JFJ SUPPORTERS UNITE

[@Yearlywinter4]

@im sacred I trusted you

[@themadgodofoblivion915]

An Unexpected but welcomed surprise to be sure.

[@wholesomemomento6049]

I love John F. Jenedy

[@tehtanooki6429]

I love how the Barret not only shakes your screen if someone's shooting next to you but constant fire of the gun deafens you and those around you. My brother served in Iraq when they had to take out a target. The guy was on a bridge above him, he told me how the guy got shot with a Barret 50 and the guy was simple missing his upper half from his shoulder down to the opposite side of his hips. And just folded over down off the bridge. Why games say any armor piercing stuff does less damage to people is beyond me.

[@fakezombeyy]

The phrase "Post-Traumatic Swag Disorder" is one of the sentences of all time.

[@GD0nly]

I love when the funny plane flies over and makes the sound of someone twisting bubble wrap

[@Americanbadashh]

If you aren't in foley work, please consider a job in foley work because you may just have the ear for it

[@GD0nly]

@@Americanbadashh So I had to google "Foley work" because I had no idea what you were talking about. I dabble in music production and sampling is a massive part of what I do for tracks I produce. Knowing how to get inspiration from certain samples is an absolute blessing. Foley might just be exactly what I'm looking for to develop that, so massive thank you! At least I know what to look into now!

[@GolenCheeseIt]

@@GD0nly I read the first reply, thought to myself "what's foley work?", googled it, then came back and read your reply lmao Also, if I heard bubble rap popping in a new track, I wouldn't be disappointed...

[@TheJjflip]

As a guy with inattentive ADHD, who struggles to keep attention to videos for long periods of time, you are one of the few KZbinrs that can keep my attention for 25 minutes. Love your stuff my man.

[@AC-hj9tv]

I have ptsd and it helps

[@moogle68]

@@AC-hj9tv so the speed of information and chaotic nature of that information helps the PTSD? Or is it just that there's always so much happening in the video that you have to pay full attention to it, meaning there is no "attention" left in your subconscious for your mind to use to inconveniently distract you with memories of your traumatic event?

[@sud1881]

@@moogle68 you don’t need to be such a prick about a real mental illness.

[@sud1881]

@@moogle68 Post Traumatic Stress Disorder is a real illness, yet people who have this disorder don’t just constantly spend every moment of their lives trying to think about it, especially since they have lives to lead just like you and me, goals, family who visits. Your the one being a prick for no other reason other than you believe your Call Of Duty somehow proves PTSD isn’t real, it is. Playing a video game on a screen is far different from actually being on a war zone, seeing friends die around you, smelling the stench of death, trying to avoid enemy gunfire for the purpose of not dying instead of just waiting to shoot back, all of that is never and will never be shown in your stupid war games that you try to use as evidence that war will never lead to trauma.

[@sud1881]

@@moogle68 unlike in video games, in real life there is no upgrade system that lets you take more bullets before dying, how do you not understand this? A single bullet in real life will very quickly kill you even if it hits your hand without at the very least a bandage or anything to stop the bleeding, and it’s most certainly not possible to survive 2 bullet wounds if you used the entirety of your first aid supplies on the first one like your “war simulators” would suggest.

[@TheGabagool7]

7:35 I can’t believe that I was in a THERUSSIANBADGER video!!!

[@lucistired]

Badger's videos have gotten so good...like the production quality is insane. He's one of the few people who has improved the quality of their content after getting big

[@ItamarO93]

Dude bought a 30,000$ mocap suit to raise the quality of his shitposting. He is the hero we both deserve and need.

[@VivosaurACE]

@@ItamarO93 I wouldn't say deserve.

[@jackham5967]

5:15 “God damit Bobby I toled you I didn’t want to invade Iraq” 😂

[@emtee7138]

"Stop blinding me, you asshole! I can't see, you goblin!"

[@CuriousSam07]

@@emtee7138 WHHHOOOOO-

[@zombiekillergaming3610]

Laughter begins Laughter ends It’s so much better when you cut it off. Cause I know he’s running into the room with a Degal

[@regalblade8171]

@@zombiekillergaming3610 (hits someone so hard they become a TF2 Ragdoll) Oh god

[@rinsatsuki3374]

@regalblade8171 Yeah, all units be advised, my stummy hurts

[@wyvernthefox9683]

Not only does Badger take his sweet time with these videos to make such amazing content on games we all can laugh at. He had to pick one of my favorite games for the shear stupidity it offers, and the chaos of Sandstorm. His editing, his love for his craft, and this game are such a perfect mix of "What in the ****" and true gut laughing. I've laughed so hard I forgot what breathing was.

[@RandomInternetStranger]

In a friend's wise words, "this had my lungs empty."

[@RandomInternetStranger]

@Chad 007 It's a video about making "air fryer potato wedges easy and simple" for anyone curious. Just report and move along

[@Selatapey]

Good potato wedges though. Anyway someone inform me on the joke or is this literally just people making dumbass bots spamming the clip everywhere. I feel like this is a new rickroll brewing.

[@thekommunistkrusader3921]

@@Selatapey its bots it's been bots and probably always will be bots

[@RX_124__GTR_6]

That shit was a Masterpiece 💯

[@belliebun4529]

4:17 Instructions unclear, the Xylem has impacted the Coral Siphon.

[@Kibbinz]

8:05 I love that Virgil is now known for sitting on a plastic lawnchair.

[@TonTonTheBard]

If you want it. *incredibly loud scraping noises as the chair turns* You’re gonna have to take it.

[@kevvillanueva2660]

I lit up when I heard it and saw

[@TheMuteone231]

Anybody know the name of the soundtrack he used during that?

[@ghoxtlyrose4724]

@@TheMuteone231 Vergil's DMC5 Theme- Bury the Light

[@stewartlaird4571]

It comforts him