Paris Hilton, Voicemail Jingles, Jews Don’t Count | Ep 24 | The Sarah Silverman Podcast

[@BigLasky730]

You are right, Sarah. I spend so much time helping others fight discrimination, but when I I am being discriminated against, no one is there to help me ✡️

[@to8860]

You're just now figuring this out?

[@shinequashie393]

The question and monologue you’re here for begins @ 30:37

[@kallaji7383]

Thanks for being helpful. Up voted!

[@mikem3130]

You threw the gasoline on the fire and now complaining that it is out of control.

[@racheller8753]

Why is everyone attacking who she apologized to? She felt remorse for hurting a fellow human being, it's called compassion, empathy, consciousness. Let's not bully Paris because she's a f****** billionaire!!! Love, love, love!!✌🏼💫

[@BasedSofi]

Saw you on Louder with Crowder this morning

[@berbenstreet]

Same.

[@samisabell6555]

You are not responsible for other people's feelings. Only they are. Stop with the guilt, it's only there to control you.

[@xiaobao4757]

I am here because of the Salty Cracker! He gets almost 20,000 people on his live stream 3 times a week.

[@markb3451]

I haven’t seen salties video yet, love him he’s hilarious, but I did just watched Anthony Brian Logan’s video and got here.

[@backcountry164]

@John Barosa God no. Don't fall for her BS. She just doesn't like it when the fire she helped to start ends up burning her friends. She's only pissed because the far left has started to eat itself. That's the absolutism she's talking about. She went back to attacking republicans and conservatives almost immediately.

[@joyce6368]

I love your face when you listen to long winded voicemails.

[@bluelanterns2982]

I loved the blackface sketch. Why can't people enjoy racist humour anymore? It's political correctness gone mad! 😉

[@rhyzhyn]

Ive learned alot through life, the only party i ever associated with is my Mother's Birthday Party. Me and my 3 siblings fight alot, last year we all didn't talk or check on each other, but last month, we all gather together, fixed our differences and get back to family. Cuz in the end. We might different in beliefs, political party or ideas, etc. We only have *one family* to go back too.

[@Ozmo42]

1 year later, cringing super hard listening to the voicemail/submission I left you at the start of my transition. So fucking embarrassing, but not the second part about you. Love you Sarah, thanks for being kind, open-minded, hilarious, and human.

[@rileyholbrook911]

I feel pretty politically homeless too right now. I hope I see you on Real Time soon. the country needs more people like you and Bill Maher right about now.

[@megabear8905]

@@oscar_le_grouch At the same time you don't really change the system for the better if you just sit on the sidelines and let shit ride out. Flatout, I am not altruistic. The only reason i'm more Republican leaning is because i think they align with my interest. But i will callout and even abandon if need be the right if it comes down to it. You want your side to be better than the other? Call them out when they do stupid shit.

[@rileyholbrook911]

@@megabear8905 Spot on

[@theriemannbreaker8174]

All undocumented immigrants and/or asylum seekers coming across our various borders need to be housed somewhere while they are being processed. The REAL question that should be asked is whether or not the housing and/or housing policy in place is humane or not.

[@ericagray8402]

Let them stay with you

[@YoungSandyGray]

or how about not encouraging them to cross the border illegally

[@rofflesvanwagon]

Michael Knowles wrecked her so hard it's funny as hell

[@riviakstockman]

I'm a Republican and firmly support AOC's desire for things like prison reform (something Trump did) and immigration reform. I'm also not a conservative but a libertarian. Have you ever considered maybe you're projecting how YOU feel and how you've seen Democrats feel towards Republicans on Republicans? I've watched people like Ted Cruz agree with AOC publicly SEVERAL TIMES since she took office. Maybe you should do a little homework Mrs. Silverman.

[@nishihundan1257]

I remember watching that MTV Awards and when I heard that Paris Hilton joke, it immediately struck me as being incredibly cruel, yet I still laughed my ass off

[@BoyWithBrushes]

That voicemail jingle definitely was Sarah saying "Puthy" . I only know because I've performed that bit in drag for years lol

[@booknooky9436]

Don't apologize, you did roast comedy, they can deal with it

[@ericagray8402]

Don’t be a douche, she did the right thing, you deal with it putz

[@booknooky9436]

@@ericagray8402 jeez two insults in one comment, are u going to apologize?

[@RealTechZen]

I don't want to be associated with any Party either. In fact, I've been personally campaigning to get rid of the two major Parties since 1992. The good news is I found a politically active group that I do feel a part of. They/we welcome anyone with ideas who can speak about them with civility. We believe in finding solutions and getting things that are worth doing, done. You're here among us. You just have to realize it. Welcome to #WalkAway. BTW, regarding the restroom key; I'm nearly seven decades in this life as a native Texan, and things were NEVER like that everywhere. That wasn't culture at 30 Rock, it was a CULT.

[@NightOwlandtheMoon]

Vigil is an excellent horror movie, about a young man that left the Orthodox Jewish faith. So good!

[@artportraits]

On Party affiliation - We need to get unified as a whole, outside of the useless "R vs D" bickering and start taking action - issue by issue. Most Americans agree on the big issues like War.

[@RealTechZen]

Welcome to #WalkAway.

[@davidpetersen6425]

Falling in love with your podcast Big Time Sarah! I'm old enough to remember you from SNL and your show with your sister was beyond amazing! You make me smile watching your beautiful smile all the time. You are one badass lady and can't wait for you to come out with a special or any new content. If for some reason you see this please tell Laura that I've really have a crush on her ever since I saw her on your show. She's so funny and as you are a very pretty lady! Hope everyone's well on your end. David

[@ajlbeer]

Some of your "fuckups" are what made me fall in love with your comedy! I'm glad you've grown, you're still hysterical.

[@getrealnow73]

I LOVE that you self reflect on your sense of being in there world

[@naftalibendavid]

I’m sorry a lot, too. It’s delightful to hear you walk down Memory Lane. I wonder if Paris Hilton ever felt bad for anyone other than herself or for anything she did.

[@RealTechZen]

Elitists never admit error. That's part of their privilege, which they also never admit.

[@bluelanterns2982]

Paris Hilton is an elitist despite was Fox News would say. So is Trump btw.😂

[@jamesmarie]

Thats why I am an Independent since I registered to vote back in the 90'a.

[@beatsheet]

I vote for the voicemail submission that sounds like an old answering machine and a close second would be the two around the 15:39 mark

[@blessingsoutlaw]

You’re one of the only comedians out there who would sincerely apologize for a joke done 24 years ago. That’s why you are so beloved. Upon reflection, what do you think comedy will look like 24 years from today, in the year 2045? I mean, will we be apologizing to a 98 y/o Donald Trump?

[@scarol17]

Trump has said some hateful things whereas Paris never did

[@thecapricorn11]

why is this coming up now?! why are tou apologizing? you don't think she wouldn't throw you under the bus in a heartbeat?! 🙄

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

Church started just becoming very vague in our prayers We just need AMAN

[@jeanne553]

If everyone who is sick of the severely messed up political system in the US were to resign from their parties and reregister Independent, we could start again without the corruption.

[@jexryder3863]

Isn't this the culture you help create?

[@zord829]

Haha! Democrats realizing why we voted Trump! Funny!

[@joeger940]

"Welcome to the Sarah Silverman Apology Tour."

[@GrumpleSenior]

Remember the old adage “be careful what you wish for”? 😀

[@billhillyer334]

Been a fan for most of ever Ever since the first time i seen an fell your honesty so dashing the word immense dosen't cover half of how i feal

[@howardcohen6817]

Hi Sarah! I sincerely hope that you've become who you seem, now. Those years were painful - I dished it out and took it and it was disgusting. I couldn't even BEGIN to apologize to all those I've hurt by my "humor" - it wasn't even very funny. I love Oz's expressing love for you. I feel the same. Love.

[@marysed1870]

Absolutely ridiculous! People need to stop being so precious and You are shooting yourself in the foot by apologising. Also, have you watched the Simple Life? Where is Paris’ apology on the way she treated poor people?

[@timothyletwin5911]

Don't feel sorry Sarah. Poor 300 million dollar Paris survived. She put herself out their on many occasions just for the fame. You are a very compassionate person regardless of your comedy stylings and I think everybody knows that.

[@Belznis]

Does not matter how much money you have, we are talking human beings. I mean she has been mocked by so many people. I do not know her, but I would think it kind of sucks when everyone builds a stereotype and starts making those jokes. And even if they even were true, people change and adapt to things. Although I agree one should understand jokes as being jokes and not take them as insults. But as you said, if Sarah would not have said these things, she would be entirely a different person, good thing she did apologize.

[@timothyletwin5911]

@@Belznis I just think Paris liked the attention good or bad. She's not an actress she's a talentless Kardashian type. And she did not do any of it for the money unlike the Kardashians. That being said, she is a human being and has feelings like us. It's perhaps easier to insult someone jokingly knowing their not in the room. Sarah may have taken it easier on her if she had known but she still would have nailed her.

[@GK-qc5ry]

Paris didn't have to go to an award show in her last hours of freedom. She loved the publicity, she was the first Kardashian that is why she went. Celebrities who are in the public eye are always targeted at the award shows, it's not a new thing. She wanted protection from jokes 🙄.

[@timothyletwin5911]

@@GK-qc5ry Yup

[@joe47771]

so now tweets are more valued than personal notes, that sucks

[@chrisbacon4553]

Fact: my hair feels much better than a golden retrievers.

[@Harihus]

whos here after CNN´s Brienna Keilar report on Silverman ?

[@din6675]

I love this woman.

[@vsmith1688]

I love the person Sarah has grown into.

[@notadumbblond3]

Not being willing to listen to or implement good ideas just bc a person from the opposing party, or the opposing party, suggested it is exactly why I moved farther right. I wouldn't call myself a Conservative, bc I still have a majority of Left leaning views, but the utter reversal of the Dems as soon as Trump began running, even though some of his ideas were Liberal ideas that Dems espoused less than a year before, just bc it was Trump, or someone who supported him, saying it was an immediate turn off for me. And MANY others. What's funny and ironic is the Republicans are now the party more willing to compromise and work with someone across the aisle, and the Democrats, and especially Progressives, are now the rigid close minded ones. "My way or the highway" type. As well, we are fast becoming a nation of super thin skinned people and of bullies, at least on social media. People who have such low self esteem that what some stranger says utterly destroys them. And strangers who feel comfortable trying to destroy someone from the security of their anonymous keyboard. Whether a joke is in poor taste or just plain mean/bullying, what people used to do is very different from now. All you have to do is look at the rates of people in therapy or who take their own lives, and the rate of censorship now vs 20 yrs ago.

[@bluelanterns2982]

The GOP want to work with the Dems? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 not in this universe.

[@notadumbblond3]

@@bluelanterns2982 First, your response is a good example of my point. Second, there have been more instances in the last 4 years where the GOP compromised on legislature than where Dems have. As well, it's not the GOP wanting to redistrict to their party's benefit and add more states that would add more representatives to their party to *permanently* have a ruling party in Congress.

[@bluelanterns2982]

@@notadumbblond3 The GOP don't do gerrymandering?!!!! Is your account a parody? 😂🤣😂😂😂

[@notadumbblond3]

@@bluelanterns2982 That's not what I said. Thank you again for proving my point.

[@bluelanterns2982]

@@notadumbblond3 The GOP have become far right in their politics. Trying to overturn elections, banning Muslims and losing immigrant children is nuts. Dems are not great either but at least they aren't insane.

[@positivemanda]

Sarah.. I love every thing about you. Love from Joshua Tree

[@LuftMensz]

Thank you ever so much 🙏🙏🙏 please subscribe to our channel preserving Jewish heritage and culture 💜💜💜

[@mizzou1016]

Haha you love a racist who does black face

[@jackiemoon4587]

Hey Sarah, I freaking love you. Something that confused me about your comedy in the 2000s was that I saw you as one of my female idols and appreciated the feminism in your humour. So I never understood why you chose that joke about Paris, especially when there was plenty of material to use on Paris re: the superficiality of her fame etc. But I love that you acknowledge the wrongness of that joke and of the culture of the time. We all hurt others at some time or other its part of being human. Anyways, love ya.

[@TimothyTucker0]

Does anyone need to apologize for comedy? Will there even be comedy in the future?

[@vsmith1688]

She didn't "need" to do anything. She made a joke at another person's expense and felt bad about it, perfectly commendable as far as I'm concerned. I'm really tired of people who think good comedy means being a bigoted sociopath.

[@danspringer12]

Good show, love.

[@LuftMensz]

Thank you ever so much 🙏🙏🙏 please subscribe to our channel preserving Jewish heritage and culture 💜💜💜

[@josebenjaminlopezn]

I think anti semitism stars (when it does) when there is something at stake, 2 people for a job interview were they do different tests, the jew gets the job the other will course out of the blue, that wont do if the other were a buddist or something else. Maybe is because the jews have always been here with the gentils until some 70 years ago, having the buddist around or something else is new so there is no a historical baggage. The good question is, What makes some to like the jews? Is it how they are raised?; Other thing to think about is about anti semitism in France that ocurrs on the street, Is it the (political, social) times we are living?

[@carolyntalbot947]

I had a really hard time understanding anti-Semetism (where it came from, what was behind it) before watching this video from Philosophy Tube: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXKpk6ONi7Rgpdk It is the oldest form of bigotry second to misogyny and still very prevalent, even as Sarah points out, among those who consider themselves "woke" (in that they aren't always aware of how much it still persists.) Everyone should see this, and actively fight against this scourge on our collective culture.

[@elishaminor2900]

Yes we do

[@booknooky9436]

Seriously you apologized to Paris Hilton? The chick that became famous for a porno she leaked? She's famous for no reason, you have actual talent.

[@ParallelGamingReality]

How do you keep the reporters out of your life?

[@lalallange5890]

Love these. She is so Smart.

[@hanajinks1044]

In what way?

[@RealTechZen]

@@hanajinks1044 Listen louder.

[@hanajinks1044]

@@RealTechZen Pardon?

[@gingerhitzke9185]

I would like to offer you a solid “A” grade for your apology. I would have offered an A+ if you would have refrained from mentioning that Paris probably said stuff she regrets. Mentioning that got in the way of the “I’m sorry.” But otherwise a really, really good example of a good apology.

[@Geist452]

Jewish identity is complex as an ethnicity; the idea of a covenant partially defining an ethnicity, over thousands of years through different migrations, doesn't help either. Religious tension and divide, seems to be addressed within its own social structure and cultural commentary; even a relevant lack of religious practice. It's not rooted in a conversation about racism that people are used to having. Institutional racism for jews in north America, kinda went the way of the Irish. I think there was a "justifiable need" for jewish communities to accommodate or build around the experiences that were coming out 1940s Europe. People carry stresses of past generations as a way to validate concerns their family may have had. I don't think there is a debate about a sub culture within hate groups that primarily target jews (which is scary on its own)… I doubt that has anything to do with the publishing of Mein Kampf, Martin Luther's book written in 1543, or the merchant of Venice... thou people generally don't give a fuck who is buying their books. Ethnicity is a way to contextualize your environment, but ultimately it's the environment that contextualizes ethnicity over generations. As a categorical minority, its one that is typically defined by majorities. Not including all the crazy shit that goes on in the world; I know there are many highly populated countries that omit the holocaust in their history classes.... also the Israeli government. Any inconsistencies In either consideration of an identity; I would attribute to people, rather than "a people", and segments rather than a culture. That said, I think there are some cultural commentators like Bari Weiss, that present the arguments in a " 'style' of radical feminism." I think those instances earn their eye rolls and obscure productive conversations.

[@Dog-Jet]

You don't need to apologize for JOKES, especially since by all accounts Paris Hilton is a fairly vapid awful person.

[@Blarsen780]

You shouldn't apologize for doing nothing wrong. You're allowing for further infringement upon our freedom of speech in the realm of comedy. Life is full of brutal honesty. We're all going to get our feelings hurt sometimes. When did throwing a fit and demanding an apology become the appropriate response? I don't want to live in these times.

[@kadathsmith]

"A tweet mistake" ie, not group think.

[@Highice007]

I relation to your woke left statement, not counting Jews, have you seen Ryan George's "Woke vs Racist" vid? Would you consider doing a collaboration video with him in the future? Love your podcast, please keep them coming.:)

[@jessicamanns240]

I can't lie..I'm conflicted. I want to believe this is sincere but I'm not the one that was offered the olive branch. I can say that were I the recipient, I might have reservations with accepting it with a tongue-in-cheek dig on what I should seek recompense for...But, I'm Jewish - We do it without realizing; doesn't make it right. I mean, 2007 wasn't so long ago. We all knew better, it was just easy - Low effort, high reward. I genuinely felt horrible for her and I couldn't stand the public persona that she presented. That camera cut right through the vapid character she played and captured actual pain. I thought the same thing about her that I thought about you though; "They've been through some shit." I watched "I Smile Back" a few months ago, and I really felt it. I don't think you could have played that part with so much visceral authenticity if you didn't have a frame of reference. I am truly grateful for that. I do see growth, which is probably why I feel conflicted. You are right though; you weren't the only one and it was happening long before 2007. We tend to focus on that public figure and not the perception that the punchline shapes. The most poignant example that comes to mind was the Menendez trial and subsequent skit on SNL. People living under the conditions that the Menendez brothers testified to realized that if the Menendez brothers could be publicly discredited and mocked with witness testimony, they didn't stand a chance. There are a lot of people that need to stand in front of that wagon. Regardless of critique, I think highly of the gesture and vulnerability that it takes to speak to this issue as candidly as you have. I would much rather see artists reflect on past behavior and claim ownership without losing their livelihood

[@marysed1870]

Also, I really hope this American apologist culture doesn’t move across the pond. Thankfully British humour is superior and we are still able to laugh at ourselves.

[@kallaji7383]

34:38 "It's the absolutist-ness of the party I am in, that is such a turn off to me. It's so fucking elitist". Well Sarah, "your" party is also a huge fucking turn off to me. Not only is it fucking elitist, but also fucking totalitarian and gradually slipping towards socialism. We don't have much in common, but at least you and me share the same turn offs now! 😂 🤣 35:36 Republicans might a hear an idea they agree with, but if it comes from AOC then they hate it" That must be one of your funniest stand up jokes to date, Sarah! 😂 🤣 You do know that the words "AOC" and "reasonable" should never be used in the same sentence, right? 🤪

[@jayhill5671]

Paris Hilton was terrible for modern pop culture. Does her negative contribution get criticized in the same way as your old jokes? No. Because there's not one statement or punchline to easily showcase to people.

[@xiaobao4757]

Is this just a show of angry 40 year old women?

[@rustycockering9925]

Look, I'm glad so many young progressives are getting all woked-up or whatever, but there are actually a lot of people out there who knew it was wrong to treat people like shit, you know, way back then (just a few years ago).

[@David-uc4hc]

No one is saying otherwise? We still should be happy for personal growth when it occurs.

[@coreyslater2801]

There are a lot of really negative... comments. And yeah perhaps she does deserve it. But even thought I'm a jew, and not really religious, one of the greatest and also ironic thing about america is it's based on the judeo-christian values. And we are suppose to forgive people who wanna make things right. So we need to not be like the far left nutcases and trying to cancel everyone. We are better and need to show sympathy for people. Or we're no better

[@adammarchand1162]

I wonder what's going on that's so fascinating on the roof in there

[@beatsheet]

Totally*

[@surfneptune]

Clambake is good how about Vulva-Palooza? (I think Sarah McLachlan coined the phrase)

[@j.ishirofinney1517]

Well, Sarah, I suppose maybe instead of spending your time ripping on Christmas, you and Seth Rogen could make a mini-series about working-class Jews. Or is it just easier to complain?

[@Ryuzo0Artis]

Been listening for a few months, always imagined you were sitting in a dimly lit room for some reason. Like an old radio both or something.

[@77mcurnow]

the apology is simply Louis C.K. which is cool but don't lie about watching his hobby.

[@tankedup1]

I do wonder where comedy can go from now on!!! What was ‘OK’ 20 yrs ago is now offensive and what’s said now as part of a comedy sketch will royally offend someone in 10 yrs. I feel sorry for the comedians

[@tonytone1969]

waah waah Paris Hilton

[@wood4life]

“Stinged in the Biz.”

[@JackSquat336]

Love you Sarah

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

AMAN

[@ttaylor3rd]

"Chewed up and old" - just like Jack (jk)

[@chrisbacon4553]

I bet your pillow talk just ruins the moment.

[@podrouzk]

Well you voted for this. If you couldn't see it yourself, did you listen?

[@LuxArt.]

Sarah come to Phoenix for a live podcast 😍🤩👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@willielopez4042]

Hey Mrs S, Why does your set look like you're in a barn or chicken coop and are you forced to do it, the show? Wear Yellow if you need help.💛

[@ari1638]

lmao wtf

[@deadringer333]

Right! Was totally thinking the same

[@kujstrawmulch5880]

Awee just keep you're head up buddy... eventually you'll come up with something funny...

[@willielopez4042]

@@kujstrawmulch5880 Ditto

[@administrationga]

Apologies to Paris Hilton over jokes made in 2007 !? Haha the white wealthy privilege must be nice!

[@treypol]

That silly generic joke? It wasn’t personal it’s just stupid. Woke insanity is spreading to silly jokes making comedians apologize. 😖

[@JAHughes1988]

Still a great joke. It’s a joke...people need till chill. I can’t walk. Have a disability. They all have a better shot than me & I’m fine. Chill!

[@dulcecook]

Your jokes were cruel and shameful... bringing up Spears kids was beyond disgusting and an apology doesn't heal the past or how we made someone feel.

[@David-uc4hc]

Sooo... she shouldn't apologize or grow?

[@deadringer333]

But that Paris Hilton joke is hilarious! You really shouldn’t need to apologize just cause she got butt hurt. Love you Sarah ♾

[@pondababa4197]

This is a fucking sad move. Give me a damn break. Apologizing for hurting someone's feelings with a joke.

[@77mcurnow]

also is Paris that horrible?

[@dazxmedia]

ugh

[@Gregoryismnz]

Good on you Sarah , youre a good person

[@chasthanhburns123]

She is an elitist.

[@TradusZaih]

That "they/them" person just did that intro "let's hear some VOICES" because "voicemails" sounds like male at the end (voiceMALE) and thought it was funny/woke???

[@Ozmo42]

Lmao no

[@alansmithee417]

Hi I'm Sarah, my pronoun is spinster.

[@ray-jf4sh]

I love your growth (please have a doctor look at that.)

[@NoToxicRelationships]

🥰🥰🥰

[@LuftMensz]

Thank you ever so much 🙏🙏🙏 please subscribe to our channel preserving Jewish heritage and culture 💜💜💜

[@zaak186]

i think you're a little too late on the fact that you literally pushed out someone who could've fixed it and labeled him to be a dictator, and voted in someone with your influence who is actually very controlling and a racist. it's really ironic and hilarious

[@bulganhanjargalant9641]

Sarah’s cheweddd up lol

[@missrissa37]

Good on you for apologizing 💖