Tootsie Teeth, Braless, Vulva

[@bbsteele671]

Thanks for keeping me laughing. THIS IS TO CLOSE TO HOME! Today my Dad is in the hospital with complications with Chemo. I've already lost my Mom at a younger age. My grandparents just passed away 2 years ago. I thought I would have 70+ years with my parents, but I'm barely 40. Life is so unkind sometimes. I hope you get many more years with your Dad Sarah. My sister Sarah & I aren't as lucky. I wish this pain on no one.

[@tmxcomics]

LOL! "Dads, you can't kill em. Actually, he's 84, you probably could."

[@the2ndcoming135]

👀

[@TrishaLaszlo]

Omg. So funny how you get the call from a girl about her mom, and then it's immediately followed up by your father and the guilt crap about your step-mom's picture. This is completely relatable. Love your podcast!

[@Clyde-lb5fe]

?????????

[@teetertotter5787]

That voicemail from your dad is SO epic. I watched your face the whole time. So much to unpack. Damn! The way he pulls out an assumption about hostility towards Janice. Wow. So funny but also OMG. "See that baby.........that's Hitler.....that's baby Hitler" HAHAHA.

[@angelamarie_]

"IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!!!!" 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@Rasfa]

What's the problem with using the class to just take the bee out of the house and then... wash it? LOL sometimes when we are ready to blow up for whatever, anything is an excuse.

[@angelamarie_]

I love your podcast as always ❤

[@FPwLola]

I think I meant "movement" as social commentary...we are already equipped with a vulva so no need. Just a switch in terms. Thank you for addressing my question, and being on board. 💗✨😉👌

[@vincentcannata8340]

The SECOND you said, "four teeth came out of his mouth.", the coffee in MY mouth went down the wrong pipe! I tried so hard not to spit it all over my computer so, while coughing, it all started rolling down my chin! THAT was an event!

[@Clyde-lb5fe]

I wonder if Sarah's dad has stopped enjoying his lollipop at night since four of his teeth fell out.

[@someone1]

@@Clyde-lb5fe i think he still managed to enjoy it

[@75YBA]

Happy Thor’s Day folks! All the best to the Silverman crew and family!

[@leebishop7591]

The baby hilter pic...😄😄😄

[@mr.FRESHWATER]

this is the most simple yet the most enjoyable podcast i watch.

[@btRU_funQsta]

if your Dad has ulcers on both sides of his feet, has peripheral venous insufficiency been diagnosed? I've been contending with this vascular issue for the past 6 years, starting in my mid-50's. My first "stasis ulcer" (the nature of the condition is that blood flows to the feet via arteries just fine, but isn't inclined to make the return trip back to the heart, resulting in "pooling" of blood in the feet,) cropped up near my ankle bone in 2016, and i was unpleasantly surprised to learn there's little in the way of effective therapies. Specifically, wearing compression socks constantly, and elevating the feet above the level of the heart a few times a day, are the only prescribed activities to address this, and rarely cause it to diminish - you gotta come to accept that you're headed downhill. Aerobic activity helps, as with anything vascular, (i ride mountain bike, more than an hour at a stretch, a couple times a week,) and there are procedures to block veins that aren't effectively contributing to that uphill journey, to get more pressure in the larger, deep veins that aren't accessible to surgery, as their near the leg bones, and few of us want to be flayed like poultry. I just viewed this now, tho did catch yr Kimmel stint, including yr Dad's contribution, and i gotta say - that may have been the most outrageous 20 minutes of late night comedy i've ever seen on ABC. Hard to believe it's a Disney property, given they let you go off like that! Way to go, Sarah! We can always count on you to push the envelope, and you come thru like a champ!

[@zeewhat]

I have heard COQ-10 is great for your fingernails and cuticles. It seems to being doing then trick for me. Available at Costco for a reasonable price.

[@derrekgraham6698]

You're awesome Sarah. I'm a big fan. Thanks for keeping it real.

[@ratatouillefightclub]

“He’s the shit and I’m knee-deep in it”😂😂

[@ladyrainbowlovesyou]

Love you, Sarah! 😍🌈😍

[@coyotemadness]

The "contaminated glass" from the bee can be trickier to relate to than people realize. I've had similar arguments. I grew up in the country, where you get covered in shit, mud and dirt and its no big deal - you just wash afterward. I think about "clean" and "dirty" differently than some people. The idea of a glass somehow absorbing "dirtiness" from a bee just doesn't compute in my brain. That said, relationships + COVID have forced me to be more aware of cleanliness.

[@khristopherkoller8282]

..oh my gosh...you had me hootin and hollerin ...in a good way...and several gafalls.....outrageous laughter from me..........thanks.........bye......

[@someone1]

"IT'S NEVER ENOUGH, alight and we're back" 😂

[@griefscapes]

Random theory from a stranger - Perhaps the bee reminded you of your grief with losing your dad? Or maybe you're just starting to grieve in some ways, subconsciously and maybe feeling like you're "losing" your favorite juice glass is just that random trigger that snuck up on you? And loss can be infuriating at times - we want to hold someone responsible for taking something so precious away from us. Not to get you off the hook for your reaction- I appreciate how important taking personal responsibility is to you and love it/am inspired by it- but just this more to give you some credit for going through something that is hard, heartbreaking and so so human 💖 And it's cool to make some intentional room for that to fall out 🖖 My experience is that bottled grief is like a toll troll, popping out for payment from under the bridge at really inconvenient times. But it doesn't have to be a scary, unyielding troll. When you get friendly with it, it can also be like rainbow troll doll troll that you keep on the dashboard, always in view. Your "ride or die" of sorts 🤷🤣 Love to you, Sarah 💖 Love what you're doing here in this space 🙏 and love to Schleppy and all who hold him dear!

[@angelamarie_]

And about the cup thing with Rory, It's completely normal to be worked up on your feelings some days, I get like that too sometimes. We all have those moments with our boyfriends, girlfriends, etc. But I'm glad y'all seemed to work stuff out, like y'all always do. I really like y'all as a couple.

[@CinematicGestures]

Sarah sort of went right past her trenchant comment that by loving yourself, someone will love you because you’ve shown them how - I haven’t heard it quite phrased like that and I think that lens is really important.

[@the2ndcoming135]

Hi, Sarah! I like your thumbnails💅🏽

[@julesjgreig]

Thank you

[@abrahamturany9962]

You look very Annie Hall-esque with that smart tie!

[@russellmartocci323]

Hey Sarah! I shopped at The Ouai and I used code Sarah! Love the show.

[@JymBritton]

How the hell do you have 48k subscribers… and only 125 bloody comments on one of the best podcasts going?!?! Maybe you should mention it during the podcast or somethi…… oh, wait, never mind. I love the show! Thanks!

[@lmpnchi9416]

Sarah needs to read Our Bodies,.Ourselves!

[@Ladymorpheus]

We all have our moments, Sarah. I'm just getting back into dating and it is so hard to reassimilate! I did not miss all of those little weird moments 🤦‍♀️

[@anewsupersaiyan]

If you live in California I'll be honored to take u on a date

[@Ladymorpheus]

That is so sweet, but I'm far from Cali.

[@anewsupersaiyan]

@@Ladymorpheus darn it, guess it wasn't meant to be. But if u ever find yourself in LA I'd love to show you around.

[@angelamarie_]

P.S., I'm glad yall are able to talk about being able to live together soon. And I'm just wondering if he's going to move to your house or will it be the other way around? (I'm guessing that he is gonna move in with you cuz you just moved in a new house like months ago, via your podcast)

[@lpblacknola]

i just got to the part where your dad puts you on blast about janice i’m screaming

[@MikesOrganicVideos]

The behavior from your dad that you described, I believe, is called a Mishagos, or Meshugana. 😁

[@MikesOrganicVideos]

Left a comment right after you told that story; now I am most of the way through your podcast, and I heard you use the word Mishagos (?) yourself. Great minds…

[@ashleighcleaver9009]

When you was talking about the bee situation I cannot stress enough how many times I've been the same when it comes to stupid little thing's you know to do with my partner I feel like such a idiot after them to I'm like wow. I'm so extreme that was uncalled for and I'm like so sorry to him haha I'm like Jesus I was such a arse.

[@tmxcomics]

It's Thursday again!

[@Superfuntimejazz]

38:41 Oh God that was funny. Hands down. Best part of podcast

[@earthworldserver]

someone time stamp the vulva for me plz

[@FPwLola]

18:35 😉👌

[@uniqutilities2831]

I absently listening to you while really focusing on some code being written through me, and this thought came to mind: "I miss Doug". Is that weird?

[@ElPayasoMalo]

Yeah, kinda. Doug is a fictional character that was played by Sarah's dog Duck.

[@davidadams2395]

I almost thought Sarah was thinking of _stein_ as the word for Rory's cup.

[@jaymiforman5782]

This episode 😘🤌🏽

[@lizmedinachiomenti-kibble6490]

I had to google “tootsie pop” 😂😂😂

[@MNcreampied]

During your father speaking you were just soooooo over it hahahaha but bless Janis. U good girl.

[@0mega.mechan1c.]

Hey!! 1st like 1st comment! 7 years good luck for me. I love you, double-S!❤️

[@jennab2181]

Sarah!!!! It was so hard to listen to you put yourself down. It had me in tears, no joke! Your feelings are valid. You were triggered. It has nothing to do with Rory, of course, but it doesn't make it any less valid! You have some hurt, wounded part in you that felt protective in that moment. And it's okay. And it's valid. And you need to comfort it! There's no shame in that. It was interesting that you said "turned into a three year old." It's a younger, inner part of you, I bet, that felt some past hurt. Go take some space and go love that part! You need to be WAY more gentle with yourself, lady!

[@Clyde-lb5fe]

Poster, psychiatrist wannabe???

[@ohmyzeus966]

The bee needed a blob of sugary water put close to it. It wanted a beverage. 🐝

[@mertzroofer]

you leave rory alone i like that guy , hes a good dude i can tell

[@stephenlouw2980]

feel like im watching some kind of therapy session

[@Clyde-lb5fe]

Sarah, if Janice is truly beloved by u and your family, then just stick a pic of Janice up there. No big deal!

[@someone1]

I was waiting for Sarah to say at some point "and send me a picture, you know my address"

[@zeewhat]

My Mom said who do you think you are "the playboy of the western world?" Probably because I had 3 prospective girlfriends when I was 17...but I was infatuated with all of them. Hey I said they all have great qualities; smart funny and beautiful. She was not convinced that I knew my own mind. Later when my prefrontal cortex was fully developed at 35 I realized what she said was true. She also said I burned the "candle at both ends"...I am still unsure what that means... Oh well as Diane Keaton was known to say La Di Da Lol

[@GMAV3RICK]

Im not the biggest fan of Sarah’s comedic work but I cannot lie… theres just something about Sarah’s aura that makes me attracted to her. 🤔 I guess thats the ‘man’ in me, but I find her sooo beautiful, plus I heard rumors that she’s actually a really decent person - which is hard to come by these days.

[@TFitz]

Dagum...been following you for years. Ex just told me about this channel...expect voicemails!

[@johnmorrishowelliii5889]

Great Show ;-))

[@roystonrubble7103]

What happened?

[@Whateveritis0022]

Your reaction to your dads call kinda freaked me out…. Also that Roseanne episode commentary about Jackie was true but she didn’t say TOENAILS 🤣🤣🤣

[@Clyde-lb5fe]

Sarah said, I 100% love to hang out with me first, b4 anyone else.

[@Dragodol]

No one would suspect foul play tho

[@leocasamento5742]

Let’s see those slabs🤣!

[@charmingdevils]

Your urethral meatus (pee hole opening) is about a half inch above your vagina, it can be hard to physically tell the difference/location until someone like a doctor shows you. I didn’t know much about my own peehole until I ended up in the hospital a few years ago and had a catheter in place for month. I’m very familiar with where my peehole is now. 😜

[@joeger940]

I simply can't elect a President who doesn't know how to do something basic, like cook spaghetti. If you can't boil water and throw pasta in it, then don't run for the leader of the United States. And an oil change!!! OMG - I don't understand people that can't change the oil in their own car!!!

[@justsomeguy5490]

I suspect that "voivod" is the band name that Sarah's subconscious was gently associating with vulva.

[@jonathanwobesky9507]

"mom" could be worried about the sexualizing dehumanizing male gaze, which in a group dynamic can be absolutely dangerous. Mom may be more wise about the world and less concerned with "height". I don't think she's promoting 60s high heals, stockings and a perm, just less exposure.

[@elizabethdonnelly6946]

yes, you are absolutely right! however, that is the reason why i don’t believe in bras and their purpose. if it were the norm to not wear bras then this wouldn’t be an issue ya know?

[@jonathanwobesky9507]

@@elizabethdonnelly6946 I just read a story in the UK Guardian: every woman member of the Olympic squad, across all sports, had custom bras designed to take into account of the needs of each sport and person's shape. They've been winning a lot of medals, helped by no worries about That, bras were adopted because of utility first. My chicken raising, rhubarb & asparagus growing first generation (EastEuropean) grandmother told me that. She had a coal stove and a couch in her kitchen.

[@elizabethdonnelly6946]

@@jonathanwobesky9507 yes! sports bra definitely have their purpose. thank you, sarah, for answering my voicemail! your beautiful advice helps a lot!

[@dreadcannibal3395]

hi grandma Sarah!

[@MNcreampied]

THANKS FOR THAT KAREN COMMENT. Absolutely correct

[@timgreenglass]

evolve, velvet, votive, revolve, valve...vivid, vivisection...

[@lmpnchi9416]

Yeesh, a bee is not gross. A roach, maybe. And any glass is easily washable. Not worth bringing up.

[@zeewhat]

Does anyone use the word Nookie anymore?...like... is this good time to have Nookie if our team wins the NFL playoffs?

[@girolamo5637]

Holy Advertising.

[@billhillyer334]

Well it a shocker if your old an someone asks how are you? an you replie pore 😲 lol💛 ya sarah

[@suek232]

OMG! 4 teeth fell out! Yikes..

[@VeganTrove]

I knew that was a baby Hitler. I've seen that sweet image of it on the net. Everybody was a sweet baby once

[@juliaacer3930]

Karen naming... Get over it. Feel sorry for all the guys actually name Dick. That's been around waaaay longer.

[@cjshouseofcomedyandfreesty5219]

😃😃😃

[@Keepinitreal61]

id say spontaneous. Your Slappy

[@jamesmarie]

North Eastern are hard to identify.

[@cjshouseofcomedyandfreesty5219]

😃😃😃😄😄😱

[@lindamazur6124]

Embrace your inner Shleppy Sarah , chillax girlfriend 😘

[@absurdbird3556]

I don't get how women can go so long without washing their hair and also not revolting people... I can go 48 hours max before start looking like Eric Trump, and my pillow looks like a paper doughnut wrapper. Do men with long hair also need to wash it less? I've definitely seen more greasy long-haired men than women. Colour me baffled.

[@suzem4569]

Pilsner glass

[@joeger940]

Ya'll have too many names for your genitals (IMHO)

[@FPwLola]

I agree, but if you use vulva, it's all encompassing. Working smarter not harder. 😀

[@ScottKraft]

Volvo

[@jamesappleton5063]

I love you

[@freddestefano8102]

No comment

[@Keepinitreal61]

Typical woman, my wife wants to win all the time, i'm fine with that. I've lost that attitude, like I said, lifes short.

[@roystonrubble7103]

I miss the old, funny Sarah.

[@marreola21]

We don’t miss you Royston

[@NoToxicRelationships]

You don't ❤ your stepmum Sarah 😅😅😆

[@lpblacknola]

i know i’m going to sound like meaty mcmeat eater over here but the irritability could be the lack of cheese. vegans are a different kind of crazy than vegetarians. name one vegan that’s not neurotic. cheese is nature’s heroin and you’re fiending, sister. is it really worth giving up forever? i’m a little afraid of vegans fighting me over this but i know that physically they’re too weak.

[@Clyde-lb5fe]

So poster, are u a vegan or vegetarian or other? Just curious. Sarah, the last time I heard on her podcast is a vegetarian, I believe.

[@MichaelDus]

Rory and you are breaking up. Love you Sara and Rory.

[@MichaelDus]

Should said Rory and Sara.

[@Clyde-lb5fe]

@@MichaelDus It's Sarah