Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood Abridged! Ep. 1

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SFX and Music
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Art assets
KaDoYuu
BenjiCinema
Cast (in order of appearance)
Trisha - MewVenus
Alphonse - DaryllO’BarrelsVA
Edward - MyToasterIsMoist
Izumi - MewVenus
Pinako - PhreadyPlayerOne
Mustang - Gianni Matragrano
Hawkeye - xbubblemunkyx
Winry - MewVenus
Fuhrer Bradley - Coffinjockey
Soldier - PhreadyPlayerOne
Mustache Guy in Liore - SatchelGizmoVA
Guy in Liore 1 - LegendByDesign
Guy in Liore 2 - Copley
Cornello - CoffinJockey
Rose - Naomified
Cray - LegendByDesign
Extras - DoktorApplejuce, Saltydkdan, LegendByDesign, MewVenus, Coffinjockey, LeapingBass
Music
Original songs by Copley and MyToasterIsMoist
Fairy Tale Fantasy Music - Tiny Kingdom
Nujabes - No Way Back
Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 2
The Last Stand (Royalty Free Epic Music)
Scott Matelic - To Impress the Empress
Sidewinder - Plainsong
Nujabes - Scorpion Dilemma
Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 4
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[@adriannaranjo4397]

FMA Roy: _This is rain_ Schmucks Roy: *This is ketchup*

[@hatsunemikuthegoddess]

It's a terrible day for ketchup

[@Puppet1Show]

@@hatsunemikuthegoddess it's not ketchuping...

[@T0k1r1]

@@Puppet1Show "Yes it is!" *Cries ketchup*

[@OrnsteinTheLeon]

What a frickin dink

[@AzureTank776]

No, this is Patrick

[@oranges866]

"How did this guy become Führer?" "He called dibs."

[@ImAFatNerd90]

Kinda like Hitler

[@pexl1440]

@@ImAFatNerd90 TRUE

[@smithier2]

Not too far from the truth either

[@Srade2412]

I mean calling dibs and killing the other Candidates are basically the same thing

[@MLGLionKnight]

Have you not heard about the universal dibs protocol

[@toonlinkthelegendaryheroof901]

"Naturally, we tried it anyway." *Immediately cut to screams*

[@atsuart6670]

Well yeah, *naturally*

[@jonathansmith1281]

Darn kids!

[@denjisaezawa45]

Lollp

[@SheyD78]

It seems like a description of what happens when you try might have been helpful in convincing them not to. It's not like she didn't know.

[@obadijahparks]

Typical boys.

[@loseeraleeert2444]

“I lost an arm and a leg and a shot at a basketball scholarship” Edward... you are like 5 foot nothing, that was not going to happen anyway

[@fili0938]

Edward is short because he grew for both his own body and Al's body

[@MartyrPandaGaming]

Muggsy Bogues would grab a stepping stool and smack you in the face for saying that. Dude was short as hell and still made 6'X" players look like amateurs.

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

@@fili0938 we don't know that, that was just a theory

[@1Mico11]

You don't have to be tall to have skill

[@justarayofsunshine2733]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A TINY BUG THAT ESCAPES THE WRATH OF A SHOE BECAUSE HES SO SMALL HE FITS IN THE GROOVES AND CANT GET SQUASHED?!?? *throws milk*

[@mrckapm2241]

"Anime magic....and a little bit of Satanism it's fine!"

[@justsomeguywithadogpicture2622]

"Mom was really happy that we did alchemy instead of drug"

[@thomaskelleyjr.1671]

Bigaty Bang

[@Justin-ou5yo]

Came out of the gate swinging with a hysterical line!

[@justsomeguywithadogpicture2622]

@@samuelm6051 LMAO

[@gachashipfam1240]

PFFT XDXDXD

[@jacobwolkiewicz3692]

“Yeah I do cool shit with fire so they gave me the name TheXXXBlaze420XXXAlchemist” I love this series already

[@Jay-gt8hb]

Bro i cracked up

[@oneslimeyboy]

I saw that while watching that part

[@joshnaver3994]

Instant like after that line. Also the blender to mecha-arm.

[@BananaChicken21]

“Which I mean, okay, but like uh…” “How’d this guy become Führer?” “He called dibs.” Never gets old

[@uwillhearmyk3ybored460]

After all these years, here we are "Again".

[@ExplosiveLizard]

I see what you did there

[@cherryhill9055]

Yume no tsuzuki Oikakete ita hazu nano ni Magarikunetta hosoi michi Hito ni tsumazuku I am sorry I need to do it.

[@Sirvaria]

Goddamn i wont get rid of that for days!

[@hashiragiyuu]

So smooth😂😂

[@blkjolynecujoh6868]

Ahhh I see what you did there- nice

[@sukunasgaylover]

"You don't think he'll join...do you?" "Oh yeah, I gave him a blender!"

[@cap90parker0]

" Looks like we won't be able to finish your arm" "Use the blender"

[@newbaggett]

@@cap90parker0 A noble sacrifice indeed.

[@zabhishek8756]

पी

[@matth3760]

The “WHAT DID YOU DO?!” from Mustang actually sounded so genuine until the next scene, and oh god I think that’s what actually had me dying

[@AFlyingSwive]

"oh it's DBZA Tien oh ohhhhh, I was wrong"

[@theredhhooded632]

I like how they made the brothers so much smart than everyone and they’re flaunting it too

[@bobjim4126]

"And Al wants to be a robot!" -"Or a judge" Almost every minute of this video broke me apart with laughter

[@Sunmoontiger2]

I think he’d make a really good judge

[@zackkarma7760]

I dont get it

[@lukaza1261]

"Objection!" "overruled" takes out minigun "substained"

[@suprememaz]

Cornello: hi guys it’s me, your boy. Saiba: You ain’t my BOI!

[@grimmjack]

This boi gets it. - Saibamen

[@faidetestarossa3637]

I can't believe they wasted that much ketchup.

[@samuraijack1324]

It’s a sin worthy of the 9th circle of hell. All ketchup wasters deserve every unholy thing done to them. The only thing worse are the asshole liars that say they don’t like ketchup. They just disappear into nothingness.

[@scoutnova9213]

@@samuraijack1324 so like we gonna ignore the alchemy's greatest sin part? Yeah? Okay fine with me. DEATH TO KETCHUP WASTERS

[@samuraijack1324]

@@scoutnova9213 if colonel mustang says it’s a horrible sin, then I’ll believe him. And for a second I thought they were going to call him colonel Mustard.

[@ricekrispies1917]

Low-budget practical effects

[@jonathansmith1281]

"Truly, it was the real victim here." - Shirou Emiya, Fate/Stay Night UBW Abridged (Project Mouthwash) I'll see myself out...

[@hummingbird_saltalamakia]

"Where do you think? No genuinely, we looked everywhere, where do you think it could be?" Alphonse is the best part of this

[@tantalus44]

Did this abridged series just imply that a philosopher's stone can improve someone's rapping ability?

[@whotheo4878]

Is-Is that not how it works?

[@ethownzbh]

Waiting here for someone to come along and try to explain how it's plausible.

[@Emery101]

Only thing that can do that......is the hype ebonics rhyme chamber.

[@RainbowDashShadesOfApproval]

@@ethownzbh well, what is the materialistc equivalent of the mental energy that comes up with some sick rhymes?

[@timbrwolf1121]

Its canon now

[@The.Will.]

"She was pretty excited to see us doing alchemy and not drugs" "And after that line I was hooked" Hahahah a pun of sorts

[@nasirahmad4661]

pun of snorts*

[@Dizastermaster.]

that second line is a pun in and of itself

[@thomasmanning2939]

Honestly I think drugs would have ended better for those two

[@relmnight8761]

Duuuude Edwards voice actor is so good. Love the feeling of this abridged series. Well done!

[@MyToasterIsMoist]

❤️👁👄👁❤️

[@jtroopa]

Thaaaaaaaaat’s toasty

[@BerriMura]

It's really heccin good

[@samlerf]

Arrogant dubs has a great youtube abridged series on the 2003 Fullmetal Alchemist as well.

[@Shybluenights]

Ed: ... and Al wants to become a Robot. Al: Or a judge. Cornello: Objection? Al: Overruled I don't know why this is so funny... but it made me laugh my ass off.

[@jamesdawson4]

Cornello points his mini gun at Al "adstain" is just beautiful I agree.

[@devinjohnson2514]

I wasn't sure if it was a Final Fantasy Joke, Pheonix Wright, or neither

[@ember_falls]

Al wants to become AI, funny

[@JordanDragonAs]

So anyone heard of Judge Dredd

[@brandonfj5811]

@@JordanDragonAs yeah but I don't think he meant that in this case

[@parafoxl7619]

Even if this is abridged, I'M NOT READY FOR THE DOG. I'M NOT READY FOR THE GIRL. I'M NOT READY FOR THE PAAAAIIIIIIN

[@dexketristo2349]

"Do you like my dog? She's almost like a daughter to me. :D"

[@parafoxl7619]

@@dexketristo2349 AAAHHHHHH THE PAIN xD

[@dexketristo2349]

@@parafoxl7619 I love the Nina Tucker memes so much. xD

[@parafoxl7619]

@@dexketristo2349 dude watch "What if among us had anime kills - part 2" It has her on it as well. XD

[@timbrwolf1121]

Ed taking the gun from winry would be so damn stupid.

[@redhazymist3131]

5:27 Edward: how did this guy become Fügher? “He called dibs”

[@sukunasgaylover]

"He brought stability and meaning to our lives. Also swagger." "Oh. Well can we meet him? "Foooor shizzle!" "Hey! Quit being cooler than Ed. You're making him feel uncomfortable."

[@anthpo]

MY CHANCE AT A BASKETBALL SCHOLARSHIP LMAOOOO

[@robert55535]

ah yes, anthpo is a man of culture I see. he watched abridges like a true man

[@meatlynotthatmeatly7702]

I dont know what to reply with

[@rowangiggletree1509]

i have discovered my true idol in you, sir

[@megafox3753]

Yooooo

[@GLITCH20209]

WHEN R U GOING TO DO AOT SEASON 4 PRODGY

[@JBHATERWOOT]

This has been both the worst abridged series Ive ever seen, and also, oddly enough, the best. I think I may love this

[@youngeclipse21]

Your nather right or wrong there

[@erenyeager9575]

I really hope they finish this lmao, they got potential

[@iowa89357]

I got 2 hardcore laughs from this within the first 1:30. Lil downhill from there this episode. But lots more story left. Lots of potential. Can't wait for more.

[@JBHATERWOOT]

@@iowa89357 I loved specific parts but I generally dislike the direction they took. Not that I mind mocking a classic, but many of the jokes felt... a little too juvenile. But I LOVE what they did with the story itself, so Im still excited for more even if its kind of... weird

[@LastPlaceHero]

Their seven deadly sins abridged is pretty good

[@theschmucksquad]

Heya guys! This project was lovingly created by CharlestonVO and MyToasterisMoist, and doesn't negatively impact the speed at which we work on any of the other work on our channel! If you liked what you saw and want to see more, be sure to do all the KZbin things~!

[@KefkeWren]

Personally, I'm getting really sick of KZbin Premiers. They work off of KZbin streaming, and KZbin streaming is absolute garbage. So unless I want to watch something lag to shit, I have to wait until the premier is over and the actual video goes up anyway. Meanwhile, I have the alert for the video in my feed early...say today, for example...rather than when I can _actually_ watch it, leaving me plenty of time to forget the video is out. That's why I'm leaving a downvote on every premier I see from now on. Stop this.

[@chickenglob_]

Hey man its not their fault that your stuff doesnt work. Ive gotten every premier on time without lag, so its probably something that has to do with your internet. Please dont dislike a vid just because you cant watch the premier.

[@elite7700]

@@KefkeWren damn just cuz its a premier doesn't mean you should dislike it because your internet is shit

[@badt2238]

@@KefkeWren dude dont blame them. What other series should we see? I loved sao. And slime. Goblin slayer was great.

[@Dan-do2pl]

@@KefkeWren found your dislike

[@karma4859]

Oh? *Oh?* another Schmuck squad masterpiece incoming. This’ll be good. Al: "My asshole is bleedingg." Izumi: *"Welcome to w o m a n h o o d."*

[@complexclamps-_-7530]

How did this get 107 likes but no comments in a year

[@robexar5367]

"Mom was pretty glad we were doing alchemy instead of drugs."

[@stephvondames6369]

Ironically drugs would have been better.

[@Toneill029]

The first line out of Mustang’s mouth sounded so much like the real dub Mustang.

[@Kortlandt]

Rose “ for.. shizzle." Me: ...oh, painful Cartoon Network, Disney, and Nickelodeon cartoons trying to be hip. How I tried to repress you.

[@deedav98]

Winry’s reaction to Mustang was everything to me 😂

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

Winry? Mustang? are you trolling me so I keep watching the episode over and over?

[@deedav98]

@Tin Watchman Hawkeye too but Winry was so left field it was something I never knew I wanted lol

[@michaeldaniels642]

''I don't know what he does besides disappoint me.'' Nothing. He does nothing besides disappoint you.

[@kylepessell1350]

The guy spent nearly every minute of his life talking with dead souls. Stuff like that can distract a person.

[@michaeldaniels642]

@@kylepessell1350 and the abridged reply when he says that will be "So you spent your whole life talking to your thousands of imaginary friends. Thanks dad."

[@kylepessell1350]

@@michaeldaniels642 That's... a bit insensitive towards those who are basically victims of a planned genocide.

[@michaeldaniels642]

@@kylepessell1350 you're assuming that is what it will still be in the abridged.

[@SuPeRnOvA18999]

“She was pretty excited to see us doing alchemy instead of drugs.”

[@vuise1586]

“He called dibs” HELLO

[@simskullex]

Gonna be hard to live up to NullMetal. But ima peep this anyway

[@Bladez10]

Doing good so far.

[@NoOne-zd6zb]

What is going on? I don't have the slightest clue. I just slapped a cow :D

[@Tyleya]

@@NoOne-zd6zb you’re sounding awfully unamestrian dr Marco.

[@bluedragon8658]

@@NoOne-zd6zb BIBITY BANG!

[@bloodyeagleofcainhurst9295]

"I'm going to take you to court! With my lawyer! Daaaadd...? I don't know what he does besides disappoint me." I'm dead

[@johnlachman5121]

"I want my limbs back and Al wants to become a robot!" "Or a judge!"

[@jeff8839]

In the first minute i can already tell the quality of this abridged series will be on the level of hellsing. keep it up

[@whatsawhizzerwebnovels4927]

Eh... it's funny, the dubbing is good, I feel the story flow and editing could use some work. If it had better comedic pacing, then it'd definitely be the best. As is, it feels a bit too compressed... then again, so did the first part of Brotherhood.

[@omercneb]

"HIS JAMS RATTLE MY TAINT!" Theres going to be a great quote complication for this series if it continues.

[@PoisonedTongue]

“There’s a bald guy outside rapping about nonsense.... Someone should probably stop him”

[@cahsahhhhhhhn]

There was a big missed opportunity for a “going out for cigarettes/milk” joke when their dad left...

[@tez1886]

I thought the same thing

[@ghrey8557]

Its overused.thats why they didnt do it.

[@cahsahhhhhhhn]

@@ghrey8557 oh, it was a conscious decision? You asked them?

[@pew8732]

@@cahsahhhhhhhn well how do YOU know it wasn't a conscious decision to not do that?

[@hunterackerman1697]

Ed doesn't like milk, making said joke funnier.

[@apcsox]

“How’d this guy become Fuhrer?” “He called dibs” 😂

[@anyathepanther7977]

"I lost my arm and leg and my shot at an basketball scholarship" Also Jericos voice as Hawkeye. My live is comple X3 Aaaaaand Mustang is the powerful, stupid one! Get in line with Sinbad and Gilthunder! Where did you all came from?! Thx for the likes 🙂

[@user-uo9gg2zc6j]

Calling gillthunder powerful is like calling bruce lee powerful if he was in the MCU

[@ember_falls]

stupid and powerful? Black Star.

[@hummingbird_saltalamakia]

@@user-uo9gg2zc6j okay but like, Bruce Lee in the MCU could most certainly have powers and be OP

[@mattfriesen9535]

I hope Al wanting to be a judge becomes a running joke

[@Humps69]

I’m gonna link a random time and hope that it’s funny when it is released (this was for the premiere) 9:24

[@shingeperson6953]

Close but no cigar.

[@shloopydoopersontheloreguy9069]

Mumble wRap my hands around your supple neck and HRRGRGHRGRHRG

[@MaxEllSibSwe]

it. is.

[@sheldonrembert8120]

Lol yeah

[@moonmannd7501]

Close enough?

[@isaiahdeleon2508]

I better see a “patty cake” joke in this video.

[@AllNyteLova]

"Excuse me...this is a (exotic bird) and you will refer to it as such" Al....yes lmao Edward's VA actually sounds like a calm and clear Ed lmao

[@rumofrass2586]

Damn they have Bradley's voice on point

[@ImAFatNerd90]

6:56 She's praying to the Rap God

[@gojosdomain5175]

This is going to be amazing

[@morrisl123]

11:03 That was the most genuine laugh I've heard in a long while. I don't mean he's good at fake laughing, but rather the VA legit broke character for that.

[@Uriakatos]

im not even halfway through and this is AMAZING. "Use it.... use the blender."

[@Logan7281X]

Okay, let's hope this FMA abridged is better than the others.

[@squidward1292]

Lol Alphonse being an armored suit would be so convenient to voice over

[@mooseinthemorning335]

Magnificent. A great blend between satire and the original show

[@erikferal]

"Al wants to become a robot!" "Or a Judge!" "Objection?" "Overruled!" I love it.

[@TryanaTheGoober]

You know massive in-jokes about kitchen appliances are going to come out of this

[@berniebroig8745]

In a word: good. In two: *quite* good.

[@jacobg6628]

"WELCOME TO WOMENHOOD!" -Schmuck Izumi 2020

[@_Ducky_]

“I don’t know what dad does. Other than disappoint me.” I wheezed

[@alakazamlover4908]

"Anime magic! and a little bit of santism...its fine!"

[@Emperor-Quill]

Roy sounds like Roy, but angrier. Riza still sounds done with Roy's bullshit but slightly to the south. Perfect. I've followed some of the other abridged series on this channel, and have been waiting for a FMA one.

[@davidmiler7831]

You think he’s going to join the army Of course I got him a blender My favorite part ever XD

[@iowa89357]

" I don't know what he does. Other than disappoint me" LMFAOZOMG

[@nobodyimportant290]

Congrats! Youve nailed the military, politicians, and how politicians think politics work. Its awesome

[@redprime6384]

I love Alphonse's voice so much, he seems so chill, but still happy to be involved.

[@prodfife]

ed: "who's that guy?" guard: "you're kidding right? that's Fuhrer King First Class Major General Bradley PhD Esquire!" ed: 🤨

[@blankclips]

Before I commit to this, promise us that you won’t drop this after only episode 4.

[@Rydelen]

"Genuinely, we looked everywhere. where do you think it could be?"

[@timbrwolf1121]

I can't stop crying after the Chekhovs blender bit

[@shlom5699]

"you don't think he'll join, do you? "oh yea,i gave him a blender"

[@jojogacha974]

Later Use the blender

[@swandive46]

Ed's voice is fantastic. Definitely looking forward to the next episodes!

[@IgnatianMystic]

Don't let Pony Canyon or whoever it was hit you with a bunch of C&D bűłłshīț like they did Faulerro and Nullmetal Alchemist.

[@omegaheartless]

Who? What happened?

[@IgnatianMystic]

@@omegaheartless Some petty åşşhøłę studio behind the original FMA TV series issued a C&D to KZbin VA and abridged maker Faulerro for his "Nullmetal Alchemist" FMA Abridged series, forcing him to discontinue it.

[@Drip_Wooper]

"I lost an arm, a leg and my shot at the basketball schoolarship" *F*

[@Roeclean]

Like he wanted that

[@angelaherrera7522]

F

[@vaulthunterfromterra4053]

“Yeah so, skunks have racing stripes, they aren’t even that fast”

[@jellysolomar2941]

Imagine all his neighbors heard him scream for like 8 seconds as loud as ever

[@strangecreation306]

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO ALPHONSE?! 🤣🤣🤣

[@j-don5228]

Eminem must have a closet full of philosopher stones

[@Ruthlessgamer12]

General Bradley and Ed’s voice are perfect I laughed a couple times it’s definitely not bad but I hope they improve just a little bit but since this is my favorite anime of all time please finish it lol

[@spotmaster3517]

It’s only the first episode, but Mustang is my favorite character!

[@OxHaney]

I really hope Ed gets his body back so that.. You know.. He can get that basketball scholarship!

[@Salieri2024]

Hey, TSS, if you are reading this, here's a tip. Try to write Closed Captions if possible. Both TFS ( DBZA ) and SWE ( SAOA) did it and it's pretty helpful. Also, there's great potential for this series to take off like the other two. Best of luck. P.S. You could get someone to write the CCs for this series as well as the other series too.

[@villainus957]

"He called dibs," this is honestly the best explanation for fuhrer bradley I've ever heard.

[@greed94]

Okay, I just discovered this channel and now you uploaded this a few hours ago. I feel blessed.

[@TheRussian13]

As much as I like SchmuckSquad, I got to say Nullmetal Alchemist is still my favorite FMA Abridged.

[@LittleKiribo56]

To bad its dead...

[@commanderstars7631]

@@LittleKiribo56 what?

[@LittleKiribo56]

@@commanderstars7631 what is there to explain, nullmetal alchemist died years ago.

[@Pablo360able]

I hope this keeps going, I really want to see how they reconcile this characterization of Roy with all the espionage shit that goes down later

[@seanmccarthy5315]

I want more than just this pilot. This is amazing scripting, running gags, and comedic timing. This series deserves more than one episode

[@kaziirai7726]

I love this anime so much, I really was hoping there to be an abridged series, this is the best thing I’ve seen in 2020

[@Neo1708.]

That was a beautiful trainwreck :D

[@ForeveraBoss117]

This is gold keep it up Jesusthat "Welcome to Womanhood" was perfect

[@KimoZaKuraiOokami]

You can totally tell during the "I-I don't know what he does beyond disappoint me" that the VA was trying so hard not to laugh. You can just hear the giggly smile through it and I love it.

[@EMO_CATGIRL]

this was in my recommended and I'm so glad I watched. It was the funniest thing the FMA fandom has ever done, thank you.

[@mr.druwlu4725]

They made a masterpiece into a bigger masterpiece

[@mari.exe.]

THIS WAS SO GOOD! Can’t wait to see the rest of this.

[@luisgaytan2387]

"When you're handed checkovs blender, you damn best make a smoothie with that shit before the third act". - the moment i fell in love with this whatever this is.

[@theentrysblock168]

All this episode taught me was. You can’t grind meat on a blender and dibs are eternal

[@bed1514]

Feels like Ed isn’t emotional enough

[@TAGfrost]

This is more of a "Parody" than an "Abridged" of FMAB.

[@andrewedmunds4583]

Isn’t that what an “Abridged” series is?

[@TAGfrost]

@@andrewedmunds4583 Abridged is Improving on the source material and cutting excessive filler, Parody changes the source material in favor of "lol random, i so funny" usually with jokes that will be dated. Like Early DBZA and YTAS where as later episodes started changing subtle things or cutting bad writing.

[@2BTO]

Nah

[@esil8617]

This has a lot of potential. Please keep up the good work.

[@dazeddamien5625]

Oh my god I love this so much! I can't even put it into words. You've just made my day! Please tell me this is going to be a series?

[@urpree5482]

2 pm is when math starts for me. Guess who's skipping math?

[@dervakommtvonhinten517]

well, 2pm is when i start doing meth.

[@christianesteves5236]

you misspelled METH

[@shaquezr.9541]

Christian Esteves no no he was right

[@tylerballard54]

Mathematik? COLONEL GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER!