0:51 "The voices in my head NEED CONSTANT WARFARE." 😂 its literally me.
@0G_M3t4tr0n2 ай бұрын
This statement rings so damn true!
@AliHaz142 ай бұрын
Me too and I qeue up oompa and Kris' vids on my phone for distraction and then I have my tv playing KZbin with rain sounds on a black screen so it's kinda like white noise. The phone eventually stops playing and the TV is my back up so that there's still noise in the middle of the night. Am I okay idfk
@aidanangalia88682 ай бұрын
Me with my ocd and autism 😂😂😂😂
@ResinAlchemist20242 ай бұрын
Me too 🧠
@BigADJ-ry8nh2 ай бұрын
I read your comment as he said that😂😂😂😂😂
@Ariapotatofawn2 ай бұрын
2:42 PSA: as someone who is allergic to bees JUST STAND STILL bees are more likely to sting you if you run and flail around because by doing that YOU SCARE THEM so they sting you.
@Sspp00kk33dd2 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear I am now unfortunately encased in a beehive, they've swarmed me... Send backup please... It's so loud In here
@KarmaHarm2 ай бұрын
@@Sspp00kk33dd*bangs down hive door like fbi* 👍🏻 I'm here to rescue the princess 😂❤
@Ariapotatofawn2 ай бұрын
@@Sspp00kk33ddI think you are their Queen bee now
@ChubsTheBun2 ай бұрын
Yup im allergic too and im the only one in my fam that wont freak out if one lands on me😂
@Ariapotatofawn2 ай бұрын
@@ChubsTheBun I'm the only one of my friends who is chill around bees while none of them are allergic to them and they instantly think they are going to die if it just lands on them lol.
@ElenaBlobanski2 ай бұрын
Calebs singing was *chefs kiss*
@Mitchy20002 ай бұрын
Careless whisper by Caleb is the most fab things to have hit my ears all day
@InkedJoyRider2 ай бұрын
yea dont say fab bro
@MissingLimbs422 ай бұрын
@@InkedJoyRiderShort for fabulous 💅
@Raggy_df2 ай бұрын
@@InkedJoyRiderfab
@InkedJoyRider2 ай бұрын
@@Raggy_df gai
@alexeijaremko74052 ай бұрын
@@InkedJoyRidercoward
@zc_artstuff32232 ай бұрын
Your singing together sounds so harmonic. It’s like a lullaby.
@KarmaHarm2 ай бұрын
🥹 ❤ I thought I was the only one seeing that. Agreed ❤
@item-001.the9children2 ай бұрын
Wha- oh sorry I fell asleep from the lullaby.
@notatallbroe2 ай бұрын
that’s literally what it is bro harmonizing 😂
@TheartofAiden2 ай бұрын
Kris is becoming a true Texan lol, the “bless her heart” unironically when they commented on the lady trying wigs
@thomassabia57502 ай бұрын
Bless your heart. Is a southern saying not just texas
@TheartofAiden2 ай бұрын
@@thomassabia5750 I’m aware my friend but in this case it’s Texas where they currently live. I promise it’s not that deep now you have a good day bro
@Understimulatedpisces2 ай бұрын
ITS THE OVERALLS FOR ME! Caleb’s fashion sense is top tier. Where does one get that fit?
@runekongstadlarsen75692 ай бұрын
home depo
@aubrynaallan8232 ай бұрын
Okay but like I want to know where the fit is from too lol
@janetcallanan70202 ай бұрын
Osh Kosh
@GoogleEvildoers2 ай бұрын
Feed store/Farm supply/Co-op
@forever_kayxx2 ай бұрын
Watching the banter you both have with each other is literally so healing, it's so funny to have such a great couple crack jokes with one another ahahaha
@lurlinmasmultifandom2 ай бұрын
"The voices in my head need constant warfare" I have never heard a more relatable sentence. I actually have the same problem where if I don't have something else to focus on, the voices in my head will get so loud and overwhelming that I'll literally go crazy
@ellingtonlilly2 ай бұрын
pro info: arachnophobia makes spiders appear larger to the one with the fear. our fears miggggght be irrational but if you saw spiders the way we saw them you very well might have a big 'ol reaction too....our brains are literally making the fear more scary. also pro tip: have a friend who loves spiders and bugs so they can save you from them; just make sure they love you enough to not shove them in your face (personal experience) cause then you got a win-win
@bella-mccord2 ай бұрын
yeah, I know full well that my fear and reactions to spiders may seem irrational to others but like... I can't help it lol. even if it's a smaller one, the fear is so visceral and real, and I can't always "calmly" handle the situation because I just panic. Also used to have my older brother chase me around the house with a beanie baby spider, and I was so scared I would end up locked in the bathroom until someone made him leave me alone lol
@crwydryny2 ай бұрын
My spider loving friend is there to save the spiders from me and my size 10 bug stompers 😂
@reginadomanic2 ай бұрын
I married my BFF for a reason 😅 he's the only one who tolerates my fear
@bella-mccord2 ай бұрын
@@anonymousalexander6005 it's a phobia for me, and pretty severe. It's always been one and has gotten more intense for me as I've gotten older
@themysteriouscat_YT2 ай бұрын
Kris always makes my day even if it's going very bad. I love how she can help use joke about are problems it helps me learn that my trauma can be a strength.
@gisellel123572 ай бұрын
It really is true 💜. After working at a hospital I learned humor is always the way to go at the end of the day.
@Galiant20102 ай бұрын
I'm 32 and never thought I'd be labeled as an iPad kid... But as far back as middle school I would listen to stuff to fall asleep. It started with my CDs in my portable player. It would be in bed with me. Then I got my first iPod, a 2nd gen iPod Nano, that I would listen to music on while falling asleep. Then I got my first PC from my parents so that I could do homework on it and I learned about ASMR from a friend in high school with the original 3D Barber video. I used my PC to rip the audio to put on my iPod. And now, at 32, I just have my PC setup next to my bed so I can watch/listen to stuff on that while I fall asleep. I've fallen asleep with headphones in basically every night for the last 20 years.
@Lungelo-yd2lm2 ай бұрын
Not breathing until you play dress to impress 😭😭😭
@GrimmRanger-m9i2 ай бұрын
Fun fact: "using the Lord's name in vain" doesn't mean saying things like Goddamn it. I means using the religion to gain something material. Like televangelists, and most politicians :)
@corrinemeshelski11012 ай бұрын
Thank you! Was too tired to type this 😂
@BleuPanda-em9to2 ай бұрын
My partner is a gunsmith and if a firearm appears in anything we watch, I immediately get a rundown of it's inaccuracies. I deadass have to pause it sometimes and let him get it out of his system 😂
@whyareyoulikethis28192 ай бұрын
and on the one hand it's kind of annoying but on the other hand it's really endearing?
@BleuPanda-em9to2 ай бұрын
@@whyareyoulikethis2819 not annoying at all, actually. It makes shit really funny when the equipment doesn't make sense for the context of the plot lol
@Mows332 ай бұрын
Lil touch of the tism as well?
@BleuPanda-em9to2 ай бұрын
@@Mows33 Yup 🤣🤣🤣
@Brandi13372 ай бұрын
The hurt in her eyes ( 7:31 ) when he said she was scary....awwwwww Kris!!
@MariscaTheRandomTherianArtist2 ай бұрын
Kris: 😦 I’m scary? 🥺 awww poor kris😭
@crystalmuirhead80922 ай бұрын
Caleb's opening statements about being an 'iPad kid' has left me feeling finally so validated. I'm telling my family to leave me alone & accept me for who I am lol
@TMNT_BeanEdit2 ай бұрын
This made my birthday WAY better now that she posted
@biffy97362 ай бұрын
Happy birthday 🎉
@heymickeyjo2 ай бұрын
💀💀 I watch Caleb's conspiracy videos to fall asleep 😂❤
@TheRadiostar722 ай бұрын
Caleb's one of those people who says "I'm not competitive at all!" And then will absolutely die rather than take the L.
@lorrenbrandt2 ай бұрын
8:35 I would love to see you guys play “it takes 2”
@anandabricker33962 ай бұрын
We live in East Texas and the spiders definitely can get that big but they eat other bugs so we’re friends.
@saruko-chan67842 ай бұрын
Caleb is so relatable with the videos to sleep, I’m the same way. I need to be listening to something whether it’s music or KZbin. If I’m sleeping in silence the voices come out and i won’t fall asleep for hours
@arniedee72512 ай бұрын
I need loud brown ir white noise to sleep. It has to overpower the storm in my head. Same reason why I watch videos ALLLLL THE FRIGGIN TIIIIIIMMMMMEEE
@withcharmtospare2 ай бұрын
2:00 i love this dynamic 😂😂 i have two wolves in me. One needs lore vids to fall asleep the other can’t fall asleep to they learn it all. So accurate
@simplyanavocadoАй бұрын
kris and Caleb need to play dress to impress 😂😂
@1HippieGypsy2 ай бұрын
9:26 part of what I love about you is that you read out the word bubbles because I can't read them fast enough either, and I can see them even less on my side ❤
@izzybee39842 ай бұрын
12:18 haha I love this "still hot" 😂😭
@Stressed.Artist2 ай бұрын
watching these vids while doing college coursework is so much fun
@fatmike98362 ай бұрын
Barry is the absolute best show ever made. I love it so much. Perfect blend of comedy and drama.
@WhatsWithWatherine2 ай бұрын
Caleb looks like a 4 year old getting ready for his day at school 😂 the overalls remind me of toddlers
@Aarrrow2 ай бұрын
"Not the living ones... The dead ones." 😂
@not_matthew11232 ай бұрын
0:31 i be doing this too i can never fall asleep with someone on my tv because i focus on it too much but ill fall asleep hella fast idk why
@justincase18982 ай бұрын
Lore is amazing and Aaron Mahnke's voice is so soothing.
@Katebugk2 ай бұрын
Love you and Caleb together! Y'all should do the blind mute and deaf baking challenge!!
@BareKnuckleBlaze2 ай бұрын
9:48 How the fuck are they so hilarious together it's literally perfect 😭
@cathirodrigo29332 ай бұрын
9:15 Kris look at you picking up on Southern Slang!!! ❤❤❤
@kindlyinsane18192 ай бұрын
i saw the Pictionary video and definite thought caleb was a bit aggressive (love u kris!)
@Monkesrulehehe2 ай бұрын
I used to argue with my grandparents. Not the live ones, the dead ones. -Caleb, 2024.
@ItsFreshItsAnne2 ай бұрын
Kris is RIGHT! The wolf spiders here in Texas have been up to the size of a baseball! Then when you find the huge ones with backs COVERED with hundreds of BABIES?! ughhh ewwughh! Getting the heebblies just typing about them!
@aimeepeltier21472 ай бұрын
In my 40s and still need the tv turned on to sleep from my youth..Anything from the Amazing World of Gumball, to this channel (
@xdeonyx12 ай бұрын
them both being competitive to win the argument of who is the competitive one 😂😂😂
@Becca123b2 ай бұрын
My stomach dropped out of my butt when I saw that girl dangling from that bridge. Why
@lienandaxl84672 ай бұрын
I think I recognise this as the bridge near olpererhütte in Austria. Her feet would be dangling, but there is ground a lilltle beneath her. As in "why".. I don't know...
@MinajShades2 ай бұрын
5:25 those red cups gosh , remind me of Pizza Hut where you’d dine in and they’d give you those cups 😂😂😂 ; now that I’m older; wish I would’ve stole one 😅
@CainFreemont2 ай бұрын
1:06 As someone who recently started listening to lore of my various interests when I go to bed, man this hits home haha.
@aud31122 ай бұрын
hi kris!! i was wondering if you are going to do an in depth video about the jeffrey dahmer case? love your videos as always!! 💗
@racheltortilla86312 ай бұрын
The bottom lip quiver slightly when he told you that you were scary got me 😂😂
@melaniedupuis79972 ай бұрын
She is very right about spiders. Look up dock spiders. They live by rivers ect. Very popular in Ontario and im sure its popular out west too
@Sspp00kk33dd2 ай бұрын
7:37 AWWW YOU HURT HER FEELINGS 😭😭💀💀
@Pandemia6162 ай бұрын
Nah but it was a "my feelings were hurt because you were too honest" 😂😭
@xbrthrhdx2 ай бұрын
Wouldn't hurt her feelings if it weren't true.
@Sspp00kk33dd2 ай бұрын
@@Pandemia616 u right u right
@Sspp00kk33dd2 ай бұрын
@@xbrthrhdx dats true
@lelacintron35402 ай бұрын
I don't like him for her
@Smooby_Dooperson2 ай бұрын
9:56 bro he sounding like Goofy with that one 😂😂
@Jynx0909862 ай бұрын
I'm with Caleb. I listen to scary stories to fall asleep. Without them I'm up all night thinking lol
@finnywinnyfinster2 ай бұрын
You guys are my couple goals 😍 also Kris, you are GLOWING
@ms-simps3 күн бұрын
as an Aussie, i can confirm spiders are in fact 'that big'
@markieyy2 ай бұрын
You guys are the constant warfare for the voices in my head u guys dont know what you have helped me through these past couple of weeks. Im so thankful for you both. I never thought I would write such message to a content creator ever but jesus you guys really did help me you don’t know. 🥺❤ Thank you so much… thank you.
@chasityfeyvenske6662 ай бұрын
Falling asleep with videos is a bane of my existence, sometimes my partner does it and i LOATHE it like SHUT IT OFF
@kaylodee91322 ай бұрын
I like this fit for Caleb. He looks chill and cool in the overalls
@riyanaabdi2 ай бұрын
Best part of my day is watching kallmekris❤
@DawnavinnАй бұрын
I feel you Kris. We have wolf spiders here the size of your palm. Yesterday night I'd just finished dinner and set my bowl down on my nightstand. I'm watching my phone in bed and here a plop right beside my head. A huge wolf spider fell from somewhere above me and landed right beside my head!!
@KingBongHogger2 ай бұрын
Not to be a parasocial weirdo, but I'm happy you guys found each other. Definitely two puzzle pieces that fit perfectly.
@CandyAshes2 ай бұрын
Barry is such a good show, one of my favorite actors is actually Anthony Carrigan He plays noho Hank he also plays Victor zsasz in Gotham
@asmodahlia2 ай бұрын
1:00 THIS. They never shut up - I have to keep something on to down them out. I still can't sweep the floor without thinking I need to rub all the dirt and hair into my eyes 😅
@PicklesandBerries2 ай бұрын
Kris and Caleb are such a cute couple I love these videos ❤❤❤❤
@MomoBunBun2 ай бұрын
I have never been stung by a bee or wasp before so I enter full panic mode if I see one! I do think bumble bees are adorable. Just at a distance.
@NokaAnnCrinklawRedstar2 ай бұрын
“I’m scary” so cute your face was the cutest 😅❤
@Stressed.Artist2 ай бұрын
caleb's singing was 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@NataliaNiezgoda-ok1cy2 ай бұрын
"Im scary😢" got me dieing 😂
@kendraspenard87922 ай бұрын
You two are so funny! I will say a quick note on the sleeping situation: my ex would come to be late, then put the TV on at like 3am. I couldn’t sleep with background noise like that, so I would have to leave and go sleep in our guest room…. I just hope both of you are equally considering the other’s needs/comforts for a harmonious sleeping arrangement ❤️ Keep up the great work!!!!!
@Genesis_spammmss2 ай бұрын
Chris and Caleb never fail to deliver an amazing video!!!💪💪🔥
@MikePhoenix0072 ай бұрын
I'm with you on the demon spider thing! Those are spawns of Ungoliant.
@MannfredP19802 ай бұрын
Goliath bird-eating spider, the stuff of nightmares, Demon spider!!!
@anaarisu72392 ай бұрын
0:02 the fact I started singing at the same time killed me 🤣
@cooliostarstache54742 ай бұрын
I used to be cripplingly afraid of bees. I still keep my distance from them best I can, but I respect them more. They're cute and fuzzy and helpful. Wasps, though... They're the opps
@kkgirl89322 ай бұрын
No, oompa! There are some spiders that are almost as big as your face! Those big banana spiders are so scary when they block my way when I’m walking in the woods in Florida 😮😢
@Lily.12_32 ай бұрын
Love the videos you guys do together! But.. as we all know we need more crimes❤
@abbycrandall51352 ай бұрын
Love what Caleb said about if you were bit Kris. That he'd do what Michone does. I'd do the same thing. ❤❤
@monkeyz2402 ай бұрын
I have to put on some kind of KZbin stories video when I sleep. I use my tv or my phone but it helps if there’s nothing really to look at. So it’s typically scary stories, has to be specific narrators too lol. But there can’t be anything visual or else I’ll want to watch it. But having the stories to focus on calms my brain down enough I’ll just fall asleep as I’m listening.
@mackrod20012 ай бұрын
So you’re telling me Caleb hasn’t been to a movie theater since 2017 are you kidding me?
@imcatperson97202 ай бұрын
3:12 A Tarantula can get as big as 5-6 inches with a leg span of 4.5 - 11 inches. The largest a Goliath bird eating spider can get up to 12 inches and weigh over 6 ounces! So yeah, a spider can definitely be that big.
@haileymarie472 ай бұрын
Had this playing while getting ready this morning it was rly helpful
@Mimi-Mimi668Ай бұрын
I recently listened to a playlist of Caleb's videos to fall asleep lol
@CaleighByers-g3y2 ай бұрын
Kris I have watched you forever now I finally have an account besides my school. You have helped me so much!!! I had to deal with mental and Medical stuff and watching you helped me so much! I just wanted to say thank you!!!
@mamof2girls2 ай бұрын
Oh you two are adorable. I love the two of you together!!
@sethr.c10652 ай бұрын
"Guess you won" 😂 Damn Kris
@gucci_glasses232 ай бұрын
Their interactions between each other remind me of my relationship. 😄
@Rachel7171002 ай бұрын
3:13 the Goliath birdeater is that big thooouuugh
@allistar20052 ай бұрын
BRO YOU BEAT ME TO IT- The Goliath birdeater (Theraphosa blondi) is the world's largest spider, measuring up to 11 inches in length and weighing up to 6 ounces. This tarantula is native to the rainforests of northern South America.
@KayBX2 ай бұрын
We can get massive huntsman spiders here in Australia, as a kid there was one at least 20 cm across. Or close too
@0BS3SS3DW1THKR1S2 ай бұрын
love you guys so much + KRIS YOUR HAIR LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOO PRETTTTYYYYY ( as always ❤)
@MylahBond2 ай бұрын
kris i miss the classic intro and outro so much on this chanel 💗
@JamesMIlls-x4z2 ай бұрын
They are the best couple on KZbin, by a mile ❤
@stressedoutmonkey7542 ай бұрын
careless whisper is the greatest song in existence!!
@anna_thunderdragon99002 ай бұрын
Caleb: "Time travels not real" Me: "Not yet"
@annaschmitz66122 ай бұрын
I really like Caleb's overalls, they remind me of train conductor overalls.
@stanleyduru97Ай бұрын
"You can only go into the future but not the past", it makes sense do to going to the past would jeopardize, the present time flow. 😮🤯
@MaddieCrews2 ай бұрын
An iconic duo
@robbingcars91402 ай бұрын
The baseball dad one was a legit trigger 😂
@graceskyephoto2 ай бұрын
I got your back Kris! Those spiders are that big and dangerous! I’ll wrestle a snake out of your yard for you but you better not call me to save you from a spider! 😂
@rachael.ramsey2 ай бұрын
My dad hated hearing the word whatever 😂 he equated it to saying f you