These bridges make me look STUPID! Poly Bridge 3!

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Real Civil Engineer

Real Civil Engineer

Күн бұрын

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@TikTikboom173
@TikTikboom173 Жыл бұрын
RCE: "THEYVE GOT STEEL HOW IS THAT CHEAPER!?" Also RCE proceeding to use 80 pieces of wood at 800$ to avoid using a piece of steel at 450.
@nicholasvinen
@nicholasvinen Жыл бұрын
Wood is generally cheaper though. It's rare to replace an $800 length of steel with a $680 wood muscle and have it fail.
@daniel1998729
@daniel1998729 Жыл бұрын
It's so funny that every time after RCE gives some scientific explanation on what he's doing on the bridge, the bridge always fail😂
@yauchikin
@yauchikin Жыл бұрын
26 likes and no comments?
@King_Waturo
@King_Waturo Жыл бұрын
Jep 😑
@KingShin
@KingShin Жыл бұрын
​@@yauchikin "x likes and no comments" and nothing better to do?
@pento6621
@pento6621 Жыл бұрын
@@KingShin hating on someone? Got nothing better to do?
@10011110011
@10011110011 Жыл бұрын
He is an architect at heart
@Aliensrock
@Aliensrock Жыл бұрын
You found my stretch of really cheap bridges, nice job beating some of them! However, the greatest challenge is yet to come... >:)
@baconpancakez
@baconpancakez Жыл бұрын
👀
@eclipseeffigy
@eclipseeffigy Жыл бұрын
I'm looking forward to RCE getting to THAT bridge! 😁
@DracoGalboy
@DracoGalboy Жыл бұрын
I mean when even tha beast gives up live...
@anthonynorman7545
@anthonynorman7545 Жыл бұрын
Yooo!!!! That's gonna be a doozy!
@MarlockT
@MarlockT Жыл бұрын
Beast101?
@swaynkson
@swaynkson Жыл бұрын
The architects who designed that wobble road in the first level must've been smoking the same stuff as the gang in that Mystery Machine van.
@hejalll
@hejalll Жыл бұрын
I really hope he tries to get on top of the leaderboard for least stress instead of cost.
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын
E
@jarjab2games
@jarjab2games Жыл бұрын
​@Sebastian Thorsen I really wonder how low you could get the stress on some of the levels with larger bridges. Screw the budget, just go minimal stress.
@OfficialTrainzGod
@OfficialTrainzGod Жыл бұрын
Bridge: Can hold hundreds of thousands of tons of weight Also bridge when a tiny 2-ton car falls on it from a height of 2 feet: *broken bridge noises*
@RealCivilEngineerGaming
@RealCivilEngineerGaming Жыл бұрын
So true 😅
@YesmynameisBob
@YesmynameisBob Жыл бұрын
As a kid I would have nightmares about bridges breaking just before we got to the end. Watching these videos, I think those nightmares might come back.
@zecuse
@zecuse Жыл бұрын
There's video from PA of the I-95 collapse. People literally living the nightmare.
@jarrodmacca2705
@jarrodmacca2705 Жыл бұрын
Same nightmare/daydream as you but breaks when you’re in the middle (but luckily you used the windy wind to put the window down just before you hit the water) *quick thinking* then you have to pull your family to safety
@lordcantiismyname
@lordcantiismyname Жыл бұрын
I had a dream that Stan Marsh from South Park kicked a bridge down as I walked across it
@freyablizzard4743
@freyablizzard4743 Жыл бұрын
I love Matt constantly comparing his scores with Tyler’s 😂
@harrygreenfeld4964
@harrygreenfeld4964 Жыл бұрын
Who is Tyler? He's mentioned him in several videos but...is he an architect? A rival engineer? His nemesis?
@jeffreylantz546
@jeffreylantz546 Жыл бұрын
@@harrygreenfeld4964 Tyler's just like - a guy, y'know? But he's played a lot of Polybridge and other puzzly games over at the channel Aliensrock.
@malfeasantamalgam
@malfeasantamalgam Жыл бұрын
It's funny because Tyler isn't going for lowest price but just below half budget
@KarmaSangheili
@KarmaSangheili Жыл бұрын
@@harrygreenfeld4964 It's AliensRock, friend/rival of his. :P
@flav5361
@flav5361 Жыл бұрын
@@harrygreenfeld4964 fellow KZbinr called aliensrock who does polybridge vids, (they’re friends)
@ShadowBeats1
@ShadowBeats1 Жыл бұрын
“But as engineers we like to use as little money as possible and then we spend the rest down at the pub”😂
@nicholasvinen
@nicholasvinen Жыл бұрын
That's how you forget about all the people that fell to their doom when your cheap bridges collapse!
@aliffiansyahmaulana
@aliffiansyahmaulana Жыл бұрын
21:22 hey it's me😊. Good thing the gallery work at that time
@GX_Ethernal
@GX_Ethernal Жыл бұрын
Matt’s bridge: Falls down Matt: continues to remove pieces like nothing happened
@Thoran666
@Thoran666 Жыл бұрын
RCE, 14:33 works because it uses the strongest shape not for memes but for actual lifting. An engineering masterpiece.
@SnoopA5
@SnoopA5 Жыл бұрын
Aliensrock: *just completing each level at half budget and moving on* RCE: "take that noob"
@MiyuTat
@MiyuTat Жыл бұрын
How cool would it have been if Matt used 'The Middle' as his song instead of 'a thousand miles' because it has literally the levels name in its lyrics. But I am really grateful he still does the songs in polybridge 3, love them!
@Anthony-um5vv
@Anthony-um5vv 9 ай бұрын
Came here for this comment, I was very disappointed. He probably wanted to avoid copyright tho.
@SilverAlex92
@SilverAlex92 Жыл бұрын
Matt: *Is top 1% and 31 on the world* Also Matt: "Why so MANY people did this cheaper than me?"
@kikosawa
@kikosawa Жыл бұрын
literally me. except i never do this good
@RhombonianKnight
@RhombonianKnight Жыл бұрын
Seeing the back page of the replays still showing strong engineering principles warms my mechanical engineering heart.
@misterporch
@misterporch Жыл бұрын
The trick to the gallery is that you have to click through slowly enough for each page to load before you go on to the next.
@D4rKSUN1
@D4rKSUN1 Жыл бұрын
i can't wait to see RCE reaction to tyler having first place on a level
@Seapatico
@Seapatico Жыл бұрын
I'm on KZbin all day most days, and no videos get me hyped as much as a new RCEPB3 vid ♥️😎
@TheTweakor
@TheTweakor Жыл бұрын
I like how this has turned into a "can we beat Tyler?" series.
@otherdum
@otherdum Жыл бұрын
Day 2 of trying to get RCE to do eminem bridge rap: His bridge is stressing Beams weak, ropes are stretching The architect is confessing mom's salad dressing He hears the engineer but keeps on pressing on With fear, without the engineer's blessing He draws out this whole route That's not allowed Head in the clouds It's not structurally sound The road is giving out Everything is breaking down Budget's run out The car's in the river, plow! You better build yourself A good bridge with the trusses The buses and trucks will never let it go You only get one shot to plot out a proper road Do not be an architect in your lifetime, yo You better build yourself A good bridge with the trusses The buses and trucks will never let it go You only get one shot to plot out a proper road Do not be an architect in your lifetime, yo
@codingkriggsofficial
@codingkriggsofficial Жыл бұрын
This was really fun to sing out loud. Like!
@Mr3ppozz
@Mr3ppozz Жыл бұрын
*Picard voice* Make it so
@shayes.x
@shayes.x Жыл бұрын
19:46 You could definitely have improved this bridge if you just added a circular counter weight to the bottom left side, as that would have made it a much stronger shape (the strongest shape, really).
@UserMatt21
@UserMatt21 Жыл бұрын
Kinda funny how he's so happy he beated Tyler 😂😂😂 especially at 5:00
@takumi2023
@takumi2023 Жыл бұрын
i'm thankful to tyler for having a highscore for matt to beat unlike pb2 where he was satisfied with top 20% lol
@abuzartariq6400
@abuzartariq6400 Жыл бұрын
"Very sneak and cheapy" LOL
@eclipseeffigy
@eclipseeffigy Жыл бұрын
If you uncheck Sort By Budget, you'll typically find more expensive bridges mixed in than if you go last page. Devs have said that reverse sort by budget is coming, and they've expressed interest in adding a [within budget] tag to that.
@rccookie6202
@rccookie6202 Жыл бұрын
„That’s not a typical bridge solving solution“ Meanwhile in Germany: let’s ban trucks from half of the bridges across the Rhein instead of fixing them
@mexicoball213
@mexicoball213 Жыл бұрын
RCE building a bridge irl: finished, for 14,732 How’s Tyler’s? Random guy helping:10,327 RCE: We have to do better *somehow does for 7,467*
@nillanarrumi3795
@nillanarrumi3795 Жыл бұрын
When the difficulty is counted in sheep: This one is… ooh! Only 2 sheep! Nice.
@TheMarkoSeke
@TheMarkoSeke Жыл бұрын
This has probably been recommended many times before, but you should try going for the lowest stress under budget leaderboard, I feel like that one is more engineer-y
@Dave0439
@Dave0439 Жыл бұрын
0:35 It WoUlD sUrElY lOoK ''cOoL'' iF i ThE aRcHiTeCt WoUlD gIvE tHe BrIdGe A wAvE lIkE dEsIgN -architect
@dinosaurno5
@dinosaurno5 Жыл бұрын
I loved this video Matt, it was 8:33 😂
@merlinbotha363
@merlinbotha363 Жыл бұрын
The game should add the cost of the parts that get destroyed to the scores. Like a 100% penalty to repurchase the lost materials , and to make the score boards more challenging
@Dusty_Peppers
@Dusty_Peppers Жыл бұрын
The “ain’t nobody got time for that” totally had me dying 😂😂😂
@Codilext
@Codilext Жыл бұрын
19:11 nobody is going to talk about that fire song
@asm0de125
@asm0de125 Жыл бұрын
18:37 We👏🏻need👏🏻the👏🏻entire👏🏻cover 😫🙌🏻
@ilovepotstickers
@ilovepotstickers Жыл бұрын
Btw the wall braces have never really worked; the node would always have a little room between it and the wall
@farshnuke
@farshnuke Жыл бұрын
I want to believe Tyler is an actual architect and this is karma
@Madogen
@Madogen Жыл бұрын
I feel like there needs to be a bridge review of your favourite non-cheesed, non-breaking bridge.
@mocy90
@mocy90 Жыл бұрын
I mean, the singing part is getting better every single time. Genius!!! But yeah, we missing the beavers!!!! And cities skylines !!! We want more 😂 We want more 😂
@kerryhurley1904
@kerryhurley1904 5 ай бұрын
22:04 such an emotional roller coaster lol
@Gareenify
@Gareenify Жыл бұрын
What? ME? No, I am just waiting for RCE to realize that 1 steel is cheaper than 50 pieces of wood.
@percyvile
@percyvile Жыл бұрын
Would be nice to see a quick implementation of the strategies you thought of but had trouble with after seeing them in the gallery. Even if it's a bit redundant.
@mizter5597
@mizter5597 Жыл бұрын
I just recently discovered you, and definitely one of my new favorite channels
@FabioL121
@FabioL121 Жыл бұрын
Omg yes more polly bridge
@runeborgerrasmussen2689
@runeborgerrasmussen2689 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@Skugganloke
@Skugganloke Жыл бұрын
Yes
@andy4an
@andy4an Жыл бұрын
damo and jimmy dog never disappoint
@5reasonstoedge
@5reasonstoedge Жыл бұрын
Day 233:Dear Matt, I have a very good video idea Gather all your editors and make them all have 3 chances to make the cheapest,best and most efficient bridge, or the best score on any motorway game(e.g AQR, that one train game, ect...), or who make the longest and most efficient shapes.And see who is the best editor and is worthy of the rank of a classified engineering. From me.
@agoddamnferret
@agoddamnferret Жыл бұрын
lol, the "meet in the middle" unlocked a memory, now the song won't stop playing in my head
@matthewtalbot-paine7977
@matthewtalbot-paine7977 Жыл бұрын
Poly bridge devs: Let's make a new type of material for use in the game! Gamers: Awesome Poly bridge devs: Let's make it so expensive that no one uses it unless they are forced to Gamers: Um what?
@valecasini
@valecasini Жыл бұрын
18:59 I initially didn't even understand what was the song... But from here I was sure that I've alredy listened to something like that! But after searching for it I find out that this is the only part of the song (A thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton) that i know😅 I wonder where I heard it🤔 21:57 no no Matt... it clearly say: "T T T T T T T T T T T T " And it's even asymmetrical
@MrSuperPatar
@MrSuperPatar Жыл бұрын
the "hah hah hah" in my right speaker at 18:57 are truly just something
@brettturnage533
@brettturnage533 Жыл бұрын
That song made me laugh. You’re such a dork. Love ya Matt!
@s0m3Guy37
@s0m3Guy37 Жыл бұрын
I wonder if he's heard that Drak Souls has bridges? 🤔
@samexell7242
@samexell7242 Жыл бұрын
These videos are so satisfying bro. Love it.
@thebaseballcow2024
@thebaseballcow2024 Жыл бұрын
Another great poly bridge 3 video. Thanks for the awesome content
@tkx_the_reaper
@tkx_the_reaper Жыл бұрын
Now it’s time to comeback to make the real bridges in PB3 bc now u can actually build the foundation. Who agree like this comment 😅
@Ticklestein
@Ticklestein Жыл бұрын
24:45 is where I started screaming double catflap
@stylesrj
@stylesrj Жыл бұрын
Song ideas: Achy Breaky Truss Truss On Me Man, I Feel Like An Engineer Who Let The Paddy Out? Trussing In The 90's (Came In Like) Wrecking Architecture It Wasn't Me (The bridge was caught collapsing? It wasn't me? Caught me using architecture? Wasn't me!)
@acrnym6858
@acrnym6858 Жыл бұрын
You can set the gallery to show non-broken runs only on the drop down
@dockerydocket
@dockerydocket Жыл бұрын
You have to do a song with in the air tonight by Phil Collins. Maybe it could go I can feel architects watching me build my bridge? Idk. But then you get to do a sick drum solo!
@shubhranilpaul1753
@shubhranilpaul1753 Жыл бұрын
This was the best rce song . Hail the Engineers!
@judebox9438
@judebox9438 Жыл бұрын
The budget is Tyler's score. Get it done engineer.
@Thalatash
@Thalatash Жыл бұрын
I like to imagine Paddy giving Matt that tilted head confused dog look when Matt is making the "instrumental" tracks to his songs. (Those are the best part, IMO)
@MandaVR39
@MandaVR39 Жыл бұрын
Day more than 100 asking RCE to play Satisfactory as a series
@lukelancaster
@lukelancaster Жыл бұрын
Bridge fails and instead of strengthening the bridge Matt decides to keep removing bits to save money. It’s good to know Matt is truly an engineer through and through 😂
@eeveewithcoffee9554
@eeveewithcoffee9554 Жыл бұрын
17:38 I wanna see if you could beat Poly bridge with realistic bridges and what better way to find realistic bridges than with a real civil engineer
@Astharot90
@Astharot90 Жыл бұрын
Ok, come on, the song is amazing and the lyrics!!!
@ivanvarela3215
@ivanvarela3215 Жыл бұрын
What's the original song btw?
@ScurvySquirrel
@ScurvySquirrel 5 ай бұрын
In sorry but when u started doing the Hah Hah ha Haaa Hah in your magical song at 19:03, I freaking lost it LoL….
@TimbavatiLion
@TimbavatiLion Жыл бұрын
I love that we're finally back to proper engineering, bridges is where the engineers heart lives - underneath. Like where else would you live on a bridge, duh.
@Pleeze
@Pleeze Жыл бұрын
Oh wow on the Dangling Roads level I also thought I was a genius for trying 1 bridge strats, but I couldn't even pull it off haha. I ended up getting #17 with a $15,144 dual bridge, which has the dangly alternating wood-road cheeze strats though. :P
@bruteaxe9817
@bruteaxe9817 Жыл бұрын
I am no poly bridge player but if road and other stuff for bridge weight counts than i noticed something that all cheap bridge use too much less wood maybe i think ( truce or trace something) the triangle things that he do to support bridge like make bridge heavy and thats why he fails or its expensive Just theory
@KilJhard
@KilJhard Жыл бұрын
Everyone heard RCE at the end right? Two Dong Heads. 😆
@turagamaxil
@turagamaxil Жыл бұрын
I love that when you actually saw what the hanging road level was it sounded like genuine exasperation
@HEKVT
@HEKVT Жыл бұрын
I came to see a Civil Enginner play polybridge, I stayed for the singing.
@eltharraxin8310
@eltharraxin8310 Жыл бұрын
A Bridge is for life, not just for Christmas
@AWriterWandering
@AWriterWandering Жыл бұрын
23:55 RCE was having an architect moment..
@Keef_DGAF
@Keef_DGAF Жыл бұрын
Matt has a knack for understating the obvious XD
@purryclaws
@purryclaws Жыл бұрын
Brown and pooey? That's for the architects to drink! *pops in a fancy slice of lemon*
@marvinabarquez8915
@marvinabarquez8915 Жыл бұрын
I'd be interested to see how you'd fare with older bridge games. Bridge builder is the oldest I know, next is Bridge building game. Then there's Pontifex
@davepalmer9265
@davepalmer9265 Жыл бұрын
since pb2 rce puts his braces on the horizontal side. To "transfer straight" it is the opposite is what my brain says. First bridge you can see how much straight up and down the angle is on the left and works wonderfully, the right side was near flat. Leverage and stress is proportional to the angle, horizontal highest stress. Vertical lowest stress.
@massimilianolettieri8524
@massimilianolettieri8524 Жыл бұрын
Honey wake up! There's a new RCE Poly Bridge 3 video📣
@Naturesownbreads
@Naturesownbreads 6 ай бұрын
20:46 people who’s watched Charborgs poly bridge video definitely know who the person right below him is
@NoTrumpetGuy
@NoTrumpetGuy Жыл бұрын
This man needs his own playlist of songs
@Skall-ex
@Skall-ex 23 күн бұрын
11:37 I swear to god if you do that road building-sound one more time
@AniTok_videos
@AniTok_videos Жыл бұрын
28:00 very sussy🤔😅😂
@davidpavel5017
@davidpavel5017 Жыл бұрын
Hi Matt! I just wanted to let you know that Tylers new pb3 video is titled a real engineer only needs the tip, and i think it'd be funny if your next bd3 video title would be a play on that. Anyway keep up the content. You probably dont remember but under one of your pb2 videos i expressed how horrible you were at that game, you even replied with 'ouch' i gotta say man, you've come a long ways from that! Who knows, one day you might even become a Real Civil Engineer.
@JoeBiden14
@JoeBiden14 Жыл бұрын
Matt city skylines 2 coming out
@AK-lv3xz
@AK-lv3xz Жыл бұрын
I love to tap the back 10sec at the very start of the video over and over
@itk_cyprus6207
@itk_cyprus6207 Жыл бұрын
W birthday upload
@TicketyTy
@TicketyTy Жыл бұрын
Great video keep the content flowing
@18bagabooo
@18bagabooo Жыл бұрын
Drinking game should be “is it strong enough?!” 😂
@josiahcox7313
@josiahcox7313 Жыл бұрын
"Sneak and cheapy" is now in my lexicon. Thanks!
@jx_julian8
@jx_julian8 Жыл бұрын
I think RCE is turning into RCA (architect) 😂😂
@aristotlekaiser6974
@aristotlekaiser6974 Жыл бұрын
I’ve decided to buy poly bridge 3 because of you and aliensrock
@rellimnahtan
@rellimnahtan Жыл бұрын
That montage song put me out of my own body. Amazing.
@undeadOtter
@undeadOtter Жыл бұрын
I wish I would have paid better attention in school... Engineering looks like so much fun
@Brash_Candicoot
@Brash_Candicoot Жыл бұрын
Good video, can't say same about the background music😂
@steffanshurkin1123
@steffanshurkin1123 Жыл бұрын
Polybridge 3 is truly a topsy-turvy world!
@airbornejesus3845
@airbornejesus3845 Жыл бұрын
I love the song!!!
@ivanvarela3215
@ivanvarela3215 Жыл бұрын
What's the original song btw?
@BrianAnim
@BrianAnim Жыл бұрын
18:30 ... Making my way through te C.A.D. Design? Computer aided design design.
@Benionuts
@Benionuts Жыл бұрын
It would be nice a bridge song of Dont stop me now. Like "Dont truss me now, because im having a bridge time" idunno
@Snakeeyem
@Snakeeyem Жыл бұрын
PLEASE MORE RAISING WATER
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