these cops seized what?

[@michaellawson6298]

My favorite comment- "Who was the drug dealer, El Cheapo?"

[@MrBubbadon]

Now that’s funny. No hilarious

[@bigbrotheriswatching1190]

Their pose screams “The council will now decide your fate” energy.

[@SeekYHWHsface]

John 6:29 Jesus answered and said unto them, This is the work of God, that ye believe on him whom he hath sent./Inspiration+Believe in the work of God! Believe that He sent His son, Jesus, to die so that our sins would be forgiven./Prayer+Father in heaven, creator of all things, I believe in Your work. Forgive my doubts, strengthen my faith, now and forever. In Jesus' name I pray, Amen.

[@bigbrotheriswatching1190]

@@SeekYHWHsface ... what?

[@SeekYHWHsface]

@@bigbrotheriswatching1190 how may I serve you

[@flawer1316]

@@SeekYHWHsface Help me also pay my rent

[@SeekYHWHsface]

@@flawer1316 seek the Lord's face for a new heart

[@elquacko7061]

Friend: I hate how many ads I get on KZbin Me: I never do Friend: WHAT HOW? Me: Oh I only watch Donut Operator's videos

[@pierpeeair910]

He makes money coping

[@pierpeeair910]

yoshflim exactly

[@redneckhippiefreak]

Me either, I got Adblock, 200,000 Ads blocked last year. 11 on this single page load alone. Just because you dont "See" a legit "advertisement" , Doesn't mean that You arent seeing adds and being targeted with others like fake shit in the suggested page. I got tired of it and now I can watch what I want uninterrupted.

[@thepoolsidehangout3104]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@deptusmechanikus7362]

5:26 it's a reference to chop suey, because "Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?" is one of a few audible lines in that song sandwiched Inbetween "Herougoreatenother FABLE! You wanted to! Grababrushndputalittle MAKEUP!! You wanted to!"

[@matthewkolonics1392]

Анатолий Шпалин I listen to System of a Down but I’m still to stupid to figure that thanks 😂

[@MrHouse-fo1od]

@Bad Cattitude Same here man, except I was like 6

[@FlensostensVrede]

Thank you!

[@Secretfiles999]

Matthew Kolonics, too*

[@nakedsnake4248]

I can't understand half of the shit they say.

[@DonutOperator]

Wine is streaming: twitch.tv/wineop gallery of memes: imgur.com/gallery/ezM1Ik5 Merch: donutoperator.com Pledge to me on patreon: patreon.com/donutoperator

[@WolfsMusicProduction]

hi

[@tallenhamilton4626]

Hi

[@daveh1266]

DONUT!!!

[@kian9096]

yo where are you at

[@outdoored.ccydecker4746]

The buffer has y’all ahead of me

[@jtb-space9894]

My dad likes to eat sugar with his nose.

[@jacobp.2024]

You should take all of his sugar, make it into lemonade, and sell it in your neighborhood. I'm sure he'll be very proud of you for doing this

[@bibihalima6761]

Subtle

[@selenarodriguez4092]

Mine too, he went out to get some and never came back. Should I be concerned ?

[@jams7301]

Ayeeee same

[@le4cheicey284]

My dad eats lettuce by smoking it

[@BOSKD]

When are we seizing the means of producing the Roof Korean video?

[@sumamerican9436]

BOSK what is the roof Korean video I get the joke, but which vid is it?

[@PrestonW9]

@@sumamerican9436 its a video the almighty Donut had promised us long ago and keeps saying it will be out soon

[@BOSKD]

@@sumamerican9436 A video on the LA riots and the Korea Town shop owners that defended their stores from looters by using their right to own firearms.

[@sumamerican9436]

BOSK ok

[@carlosyair9854]

That has definitely become a meme at this point I would love to see the video honestly

[@Dillion203]

Some of my favorite burns were “I’ve seen bigger busts on paw patrol” and “WTF was they selling the money”

[@ravenkearsley6391]

"Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?"

[@glassguy4208]

Someone explain the keys to me

[@ravenkearsley6391]

@@glassguy4208 lyrics to a song by system of a down called "chopped suey"

[@omargallardo2336]

@@glassguy4208 the band is system of a down (the heads on the cops are the band members ) they have a song called chop suey. A line of their lyrics goes Why'd you leave the keys upon the table

[@garychief2338]

HE WANTED TO!

[@justafellowbrother7263]

I missed out cause I listen to rap 🤷‍♂️ thx for explaining. I know the song just not the exact lyrics

[@winstonsyme7672]

They all have different gear because they had to buy it all themselves. Welcome to small town policing. On the upside, you can actually have things that aren't acquired from the lowest bidder. So while it doesn't look so... uniform.. at least you can find a pair of pants that actually fit you.

[@winstonsyme7672]

@@manictiger Most of it, yeah. They'll set you up with some old hand-me-downs and grant money things sometimes. Usually you can use one of their guns at least, but the quality/condition of it may be questionable and you may need to share it.

[@manictiger]

@@winstonsyme7672 Are their limits to what you can gear up with? I can't imagine that wearing full military kit looks good for police PR.

[@winstonsyme7672]

@@manictiger Usually just depends on who your chief is. It's just on their whim of what they think is okay or not. Usually there's a color theme and stuff. When I worked small town we all eventually got outer MOLLE vests. They're actually MUCH more comfortable and convenient. A lot cooler in hot weather especially and they lighten your belt significantly and increase mobility. No one was running around everywhere carrying full plates, helmet, and rifle because it's simply not practical. I had that stuff in my vehicle for when I got that kind of call just like the big departments, but most of the others didn't because they simply couldn't afford it. Everyone else pretty much just had what was on their belt/vest and most of that was hand-me-downs from previous officers who tossed their old stuff into the supply closet when they got new stuff or left it behind when they quit. We only had 3 full time officers. The department owned 2 handguns and 3 shotguns. The chief and I carried our private guns and the 3rd officer carried one of the old glocks that I think the sheriff's department handed down to us. The reserves shared the other one.

[@manictiger]

@@winstonsyme7672 Geez, how small was that town? Sounds like the kind of place you'd be able to remember every single person's name.

[@winstonsyme7672]

@@manictiger I didn't know everyone's name, but I knew a lot of people and I knew who all the trouble makers were in town. It's one of the things I really liked about it. If there was a gas drive off or a shoplifter I could just watch the video and I recognize the person and know where they live. I could just drive straight to their house, or call up their family member and ask where they were. I also knew how to handle those trouble makers. One guy for example would fight if it was 1 cop, run if it was 2 cops, and would get loud but cooperate if it was 3+ cops. So any time I dealt with him (which was frequently) I'd call up 2 other LEOs to come with me. In a bigger department, you usually have absolutely no idea who you're dealing with or anything about them.

[@charlessines3649]

They seized the means of production

[@douwehuysmans5959]

The memes of production

[@vidjya]

The bag of stems looked like a tumble weed to me lmao

[@michaelcorbin]

Actually, you're very close. Those weren't marijuana stems, it was the Ephedra plant, a desert weed like tumbleweed, which contains the chemical precurser to methamphetamine.

[@PC-qy4mm]

Thats out of the evidence locker off people's floor boards from rolling blunts while driving

[@dougarmstrong9309]

@@PC-qy4mm this deserves more likes

[@gregoryriojas16]

Imagine waiting nine months to be born only to be named G A R E E T

[@hankhillstricklandpropane4134]

QUAVO Migos you aren’t conscious when you are in the womb so how can you be waiting ?

[@cracksmokingbaronofhell]

Hank Hill Strickland Propane r/woooooosh

[@koooper3623]

@@hankhillstricklandpropane4134 how do you know you weren't conscious when it happened

[@agaveboy]

@@koooper3623 r/woooosh

[@koooper3623]

@@agaveboy double r/woooosh 👉😎👉

[@ThatSlayerguy]

Wish you luck and quick recovery josh Thanks for your service

[@quentin2086]

You owned a car for four years, you named it brad. You loved brad. Then you totaled him. You have been through everything together; two boyfriends, three jobs. You’re like “nothing can replace brad”. Then liberty mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance.

[@VestedWand372]

Quentin nice

[@duck7322]

It's too late... T H E D E E D I S D O N E A N D C A N N O T B E R E V E R S E D...

[@Thumbogreen]

Fuck your free advertising

[@tacticalbandit-7312]

wtf lol

[@cracksmokingbaronofhell]

Hotel? Trivago.

[@goatgod2009]

At least they sold the pot before the cops confiscated the stems. That's a pretty good harvest there.

[@ebels3]

Not that good if they only net $70.

[@fynnla.e]

$30 went to taco bell

[@loganrash6764]

"Moving along I don't know what that's from" Oh donut I love you

[@zchez5477]

What is it from? I wanna know? Is it a 2 girls one cup thing?

[@keegan959]

Z Chez I’m assuming you’re joking but if you’re not then I can tell you her initials are P.P and she’s on a no no site

[@nthgth]

"the underbarrel San Antonio, TX" I need to watch more of this channel pronto

[@coopernoble6139]

i couldn't make out what it was, what was it a picture of?

[@sirweebs2914]

@@coopernoble6139 yes.

[@KeinBlueCyan]

I had to stop watching a DVD screensaver trying to hit the corner to watch this XD

[@zandarzandarevic5466]

Shit man that actually sounds fun

[@aether_creature5357]

Thank God for police in the line of duty. Much respect

[@Anmatgreen]

DO: "took all the toenails and the hair and made a cake out of it" Me: *stops chewing sandwich*

[@ODonthebeat]

Thank you Josh for your service. Nobody should have to go through something like that, especially a peace officer. Hope all is well.

[@SeekYHWHsface]

John 6:29 Jesus answered and said unto them, This is the work of God, that ye believe on him whom he hath sent./Inspiration+Believe in the work of God! Believe that He sent His son, Jesus, to die so that our sins would be forgiven./Prayer+Father in heaven, creator of all things, I believe in Your work. Forgive my doubts, strengthen my faith, now and forever. In Jesus' name I pray, Amen.

[@Ace-hj7li]

4:02 look at the rear view mirror. Mad respect lol

[@stanvantilburg8824]

Well spotted!

[@chrispatterson4963]

As a 3.5 year resident of the USS Kitty Hawk, that made me laugh. Was also a MA (military police) for 1.5 years while aboard.

[@graciedavis7432]

YEETUS THE FETUS

[@zachk5384]

Abortion completus

[@corygoff9996]

Fetus Deleteus

[@LockyDragon]

Deletus THE FEETUS

[@anchovyacquirer]

YEETUS DELETUS THE FETUS

[@kyanjacoby7468]

BEATUS MEATUS YEETUS SKEETUS FETUS DELETUS

[@Whenseen]

congrats on 500k! love your videos , even showed your channel to my U.S history teacher and he loves it

[@OhCeCelia]

Can you believe he's at 4.5 million now! Dount kicks ass!

[@DecayMedia]

Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? You wanted to.

[@rxses4542]

4:07 "a little cannibalism there" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ET-Gamer]

They seized two packs of peanut m&m’s?

[@SerangelROM]

Fuck yeah they did, real em-e-ems or gtfo.

[@rorylumsden6431]

The point was the guns and drugs. idiot head

[@gregblack8550]

The green ones cause people to be horney. Can’t be having that.

[@xx_unstable_xxgaming5777]

So piper we meet again? But this time not on the hub?

[@lynncooke9902]

Piper what? I can't remember what to search for.

[@jaicanfield5328]

@@lynncooke9902 Piper Perri lmao

[@dovahspy9813]

It's 2 AM and my first thought was Fallout. Had to read the replies to realize it was porn.

[@youtoob7868]

@@dovahspy9813 Good boy

[@TierTalk]

I love your other channel my brother. Great job

[@lewisrawlinspuppetpredicti1086]

Tier Talk 200 like

[@UUJman]

Thanks Josh. Get strong, stay strong.

[@_Matsimus_]

Haha epic!

[@SomeOrdinaryJanitor]

hey matsimus, love your vids

[@fatguybob2778]

Hey Mat! Been a fan and sub since 2018! Love the vids!

[@astrobeans1807]

Danm only 2 replies for top comment ( 3 now )

[@riley-mr5vm]

4 now cuz of me 😎

[@charlesstewart5233]

@@astrobeans1807 5 now what’s up

[@JohnSmith-xv2ob]

The one with the rifle and the dead boar was a Lee Enfield No.4 Mk1 T, a rifle I have, which sells for 8000 bucks with the original parts. AND SOMEBODY REPLACED THE PARTS AND DIMINISHED THE VALUE BY 90% AND IT MAKES ME SO MAD!!!

[@veryrealcnn1635]

Most demonetized channel ever

[@michaelcook768]

You Tube sucks on the demonize stuff. BULLSHIT, all BULLSHIT. Love what you do...ALWAYS FUN!

[@mordecaieagle4240]

Philip DeFranco: hold my beer

[@travisgould904]

Thanks Josh for your service

[@cultured_recruit_legionary]

Are these rookie officers who just thought this was their biggest bust ever?

[@samarium1934]

They're memeing

[@natelax45]

Thank you josh for your service !

[@aflacduck2]

You got your AR showing. Maybe that is demonetizing you?

[@irishrebublican7832]

Hmm that could be it

[@WolfangStudios73]

Probably the police stuff in general

[@DaveDuzzit]

I had been thinking that. It's like sitting in the open with a magazine in it, just like mine! LOL

[@Jariid]

you mean his broom?

[@Maverekt]

Jariid yeah that looks like a broom to me

[@loveloyal6170]

Thanks Josh for your service Sir.

[@Goodnews-4u2]

5:25 WHYDYOULEAVETHEKEYSUPONTHETABLE?!

[@bryant7542]

*You wanted to.*

[@GingerHead.]

Jack Hoffonmee you wanted to

[@benjaminbrando33]

Saw 0.2 Seconds of Little Person Stripper 9:04 i don't know what i'm doing anymore hh

[@mbtt7420]

Midget, not little person, you sensitive fuck

[@CazzyVR]

@@mbtt7420 Dwarf... you Icelandic Icer

[@PennsylvaniaEAS]

GarythePuma little person

[@Zaynewest]

I like the police

[@richietomlinson7950]

Sounds like youre lying

[@vegasmedic9725]

Only when they help and not give you a ticket....yeah I do too. Haha

[@pussdesutroyer9481]

I love the police

[@wiledman2430]

Yah man there pretty cool.

[@BornAHawkEye]

I do too! When their working FOR US!! he doesn't like talking about the sheriff's and police officers that are obeyingg their commanders and currently disobeying THE CONSTITUTION.. THE Constitution; When men are being killed in Maryland WITHIN THE LAST MONTH OR SO BECAUSE SOMEONE CALLED A RED FLAG LAW IN ON THEM... EFFECTIVELY SENDING THE STATES ARM WHICH WAS THE POLICE TO COME COLLECT THIS MAN'S GUN, no crimes, no charges, simply a red flag law warning from a "worried assoc.".. (Baker Act).... Police came to pick weapon up from non-criminal (susp) and opened fire... He was answering his door at 4 in the morning.... Would you come with your gun or what? we've already lost our country if you haven't heard about this! Why won't he not even talk about this Donut needs to talk about that man who died in Maryland!

[@grugg3108]

3:51 it seems you guys missed what was in the rear view mirror

[@trippy7415]

I wondered when someone would get it!

[@6stringgunner511]

@@jackwatkins7382 I think it's from Malcolm in the middle.

[@jackwatkins7382]

@@6stringgunner511 thanks 6 string, I didn't have a clue. But hey I passed the speed limit several years back and I have heard of that before but have never actually watched it. Most of the sitcoms are so screwed up to me or hell I don't know how to say what I think they are but I don't care for them. Thank God for the channels that show all the old sitcoms. Hell I still record and watch the old mash and night court and Barney Miller episodes.

[@6stringgunner511]

@@jackwatkins7382 I watched a couple episodes of gunsmoke today. Amazing, that they're still enjoyable to watch.

[@jackwatkins7382]

@@6stringgunner511 Gunsmoke is going to forever be a classic! As much as I like Chester, Festus just adds a personality to the show that just can't be matched. And when him and Doc get at it you just hurt your sides laughing.

[@BulldogLawyer]

Donut is the only living person in this world who can pull of that mustache.

[@OhCeCelia]

Sorry, this is an older comment.. but I fully agree!!

[@rottenredhead6009]

*cop is twitching and has white powder on top lip* : Cheif we found 198 ounces of cocaine.

[@mkatze2552]

2 Views 110 likes 0 dislikes That's what I like to see!

[@tweeotch]

Thank you, Josh, for your service.

[@ethancarr2150]

8:30 Ha! you thought KZbin would monetize you 🤣

[@surprise2208]

Phillip de Franco is like a dad, the donut operated is like a cool uncle

[@koletharp7168]

Surprise if they get together there will be hell!!

[@gavinalan]

Big low country boil/fan meetup is an awesome idea.

[@CDavis49]

Gavin Miles I concur

[@conformconsumeobey2985]

“What are you in for?” “Jail.”

[@veronicadaugherty3760]

The "hey buddy" from the shop lifting thing video tho

[@ChryslerPtCruiserWoodie]

At 6:49 thats a Vulcan EBF-25 nerf arms full auto mounted machine gun chambered in Elite series tradition darts with a 45 round belt, it is capable 350 rpm making it a dangerous assault weapon

[@lesolitude8225]

"I have a very special treat for you guys today" Me: DoNuTs?

[@B.J_studios]

Bro sounds drunk ngl

[@griffinbenson110]

Only have been watching for 2 days and can’t stop watching

[@rmbgtango7563]

5:20 if you don’t know like donut said it was System of a Down and they have a song called “Chop Suey!” A line in the song is “why did you leave the keys on the table.

[@picturethis8611]

Donut: "I'm actually having high hopes this video will have ads on it" Next Sentence: "they finally caught that son of a bitch" Good luck with those ads

[@Sunkist117]

Dude brought his entire stash with him

[@frozen-ak9073]

Talk about the shooting from Anchorage Alaska

[@frozen-ak9073]

Hassik There was a shooting between 4 drug dealers. No info has been released officially. From what I heard there were 3 gun shots, back to back. When the police got there were 2 dead people one was inside a truck and one was on the ground

[@davidmayberry3190]

It's actually driving me nuts that those Washington's aren't all facing the same direction.

[@luhprada]

5:28 "why'd you leave the keys up on the table?"

[@goatgod2009]

You wanted to?

[@l0sts0ul89]

@@goatgod2009 Snjskskzkssj make up

[@jfs13]

That "EMPTY" pill bottle had a UNICORN FART in it!!!

[@acloversgoodluck]

"I don't know what that's from!" Mmm hmm, me either 😏

[@dailydoseofrips8482]

00:34 literally what is that 😭😭😭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Robin-bd2ox]

Oh no, the siezed items were placed on a fully automatic assault table, GET DOWN EVERYONE

[@barrettson1028]

Donuts King of the Hill Hank impression is spot on💀

[@lindsaydale307]

I should be studying but.......

[@bryant7542]

Right with you. Finals

[@achilles_kbab]

I have like 14 assignments to make up, right there with you.

[@MsFiregal8]

Why are you studying your butt?

[@sonice9020]

Aye aye

[@MegaSnake808]

You pretty much just summed up being an Mp in an infantry unit in the first 25 seconds.

[@saltyvybz4284]

Dang the last time I was this early I was young

[@cassidyohara9195]

@I'm into Fitness and btw liking youre own comment doesnt make it more valid you oxygen thief.

[@NPC_GENERIC_ENEMY_INFANTRY]

Cassidy, calm down buddy. He was just joking. You’re overreacting by quite a bit.

[@MsFiregal8]

@@NPC_GENERIC_ENEMY_INFANTRY its his lack of oxygen

[@NPC_GENERIC_ENEMY_INFANTRY]

MsFiregal8 Indeed.

[@conquerthafuture7209]

I love the ounce and a half of straight stems

[@amybaby04]

In my town if Boring Oregon we had a ONE ARM MIDGET STRIPPER.. Theirs more then you know Donut..

[@grim_raider_1812]

I just found your channel recently and absolutely love the content you put out. Keep up the great vids. Cheers.

[@bbilly9359]

Glad josh is doing good, hopefully better since I’m a solid two years late

[@celvinlopez4262]

10:16 Is that one of the *Dude Perfect* Twins😂😂😂

[@thomashealey8967]

Donut! When are we getting a Roof Korean video?

[@MsFiregal8]

When the bork bork nom noms and meow meow scratch scratch stop eating the videos

[@NJLev]

The one box of Winchester forged put me over the top.

[@josephromines6057]

English auto generated subs: “You’re gonna get *rag dong*..”

[@eekrats5981]

Guys! The police! They left the keys upon the table!

[@neoir8514]

Did he just say “Thanos Glove”??? 4:14

[@connorwolfsoutdoors2017]

Sadly, he did.

[@scambible]

That’s what it is?

[@L30NHART]

The guy with the ballistics under his combat shirt... LMAO!!

[@cubanandy9905]

All that money adds up to $70, they really acting like they did sum💀💀

[@l0sts0ul89]

I mean look at all those drugs , probably a good worth.

[@tzook4080]

5 years late- Thank you for your service Josh!

[@jeramiahwarner7961]

Why’d you leave the keys upon the table?

[@guyshepard9658]

Jeramiah Warner here you go create another fable.

[@bozo1654]

donut is the only person i turn my adblock OFF for

[@BrenSmith05]

You wanted to

[@lth9878]

The underbarrel San Antonio Texas. That's the most beautiful sentence i have ever heard in my life.

[@danieljumao-as2885]

Why San Antonio Texas?

[@lth9878]

@@danieljumao-as2885 Idk, It's in the video. If you dont get it, I can't help you

[@aiden3375]

Pause at 9:05 like so donut can see and fix it

[@emmamadison8538]

Why she has clothes covering? She's not nude🤣

[@aiden3375]

Emma Madison maybe due to it not being family friendly content

[@effortlessproductions]

that SOAD meme just about killed me lmfao "whyd you leave the keys upon the table?!"

[@Expooo1379]

8:27 "I have high hopes for having ads" 8:31 "Finally got that son of a

[@mbryson2899]

Mike the Cop was comedy gold!

[@Isnogood12]

Made it to 7:22 before laughing out loud. Harping on 76 never gets old. I did like the Rainbow Dash plushie doe! Wish I could take it out of their inpound!

[@oldironsides3992]

We need to set up the low country boil. Love to meet this fine community and donut

[@striker-90921]

when do we not have dirty minds

[@amandamcwilliams4811]

Donut : yeah we're just down at the little country boil. 5000 people start screaming. Also Donut : OH SHIT

[@isaaclassi2910]

I want a picture of donut and ben Shapiro in the same room please and thank you

[@karlbrundage7472]

As a retired LEO, my issue has long been the fact that we spend WAY too much time, hours and money on ridiculous drug investigations. Seriously, we didn't learn anything from Prohibition..... You can't legislate human nature. If people want to get high, they're going to get high, one way or another. Seriously, the Temperance Ladies and Pearl-Clutchers set us back horribly, diverting public funds toward Quixotic pursuits that have no end, nor solution. Now, we've established an apparatus that rewards LE agencies with taxpayer money if they devote resources and personnel toward this hopeless cause; luring them with the promise of civil forfeitures and direct-cash seizures via interdiction. The attraction of these programs are irresistible to police administrations, so they, of course, carve out personnel, equipment and budgets to get a piece of this pie. It's well past time to end this complete waste of law-enforcement resources and public funds.

[@johanborreman1455]

i had a ad before the video !!

[@KillerKaninchien]

4:08 did u just call them pigs 😂

[@sleak9783]

WHY U LEAVE THE KEYS UPON THE TABLE!? YOU WANTED TO!

[@BrenSmith05]

sleak meat you wanted to

[@Supatrader]

Half of people I know have more than this in their house....