Best of Florida Man 2018

[@DonutOperator]

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[@bigfella2111]

Nice

[@OneTrickBrett]

Donut Operator love you man cops are amaxinfy

[@kileycarpenter4530]

Hit or miss I guess Karen took the kids, huh

[@gavinchloupek8039]

Donut Operator o

[@matthewpeinado424]

Hey donut there was a fatal shooting in Portland today. It actually happened right next to my school. It might be something you want to cover.

[@Swagger1328]

"Florida Man" should be a Netflix Series

[@floridaboy4904]

This was stolen...

[@kduck789]

@Florida Boy You were stolen

[@cobalt._.27]

I call dibs on composing the soundtrack!!

[@Jaketheaxman]

@@kduck789 lol

[@lensperspective9753]

Netflix already gave him a comedy special

[@igooog]

"he then retrieved his boxers from a nearby swamp." That is the most Florida sentence I've ever heard.

[@HPD1171]

"nearby swamp" that is just the ground here. all of Florida is basically "the swamp".

[@evanasche8882]

Child: "Mom, where do babies come from?" Mom: "Well dear lets go to the park playground and find out!"

[@playlists7789]

M m ok M m M M M M lmom

[@jacobn.3387]

Florida is like one big gta server. Russia is like a gta server but with mods.

[@lawrenceyorkshire7116]

Never ever have I ever heard a statement so accurate.

[@sebumdums277]

Nice copied comment you twat

[@jacobn.3387]

Sebum Dums thanks!

[@IndyCarFan265]

PREACH

[@petertopilko6123]

From Russia can confirm

[@adifferentangle7064]

Florida Man - Because not all superheroes wear capes. ....or shirts, or shorts, or socks or. ..

[@jameschauvet3140]

Rigg Amore hahahah

[@allengordon6929]

pants, underwear, bras, the like

[@Jaketheaxman]

@@allengordon6929 or skin, or hair...

[@centralnewyorkresponses7887]

lol

[@TheFlwildman]

don't be jelly

[@hockey_king2497]

“A grandma with no teeth would make make me gyrate faster” donut 2019

[@kailthomas3360]

Donut will later regret those words

[@notme7970]

Florida man attacks another Florida man and creates a portal to another universe.

[@MackBlack228]

My low key offended 😂

[@Joe_Parmesan]

Florida Man is going to open portals for Outworld to take over Earthrrealm

[@notme7970]

kingdre mack don’t worry I’m a fellow Florida man

[@TheWhiteGuyWhoIs72PrcBlack]

im also florida man can't wait to rule the universe

[@greenygruettgaming2577]

Florida men get in gun fight; police let them run their course

[@onesniper2295]

Ah florida. The U.S biggest unsupervised mental asylum.

[@samueljonathan6101]

Bruh Florida is literally the drunk hillbilly capital of the USA.

[@coltonmoore9130]

@John Capodilupo nah, I live in Alabama. Can't confirm.

[@countycabbage8380]

You mean California

[@supremecaffeine2633]

@John Capodilupo Funnily enough, Florida is the incest capital of the US.

[@6bonedyou953]

@@countycabbage8380 What about California? Best State in the County IMO You got nice weather, beaches, bitches, weed, Hollywood, Mountains, & Normal people just alot of homeless tho

[@BeenThereOverItNow]

Wait, hold up here a second.. are we just going to breeze past the dudes ear lobes at 2:36 ? WTF IS THAT???

[@starchy_]

He should have just stayed in the hospital and gotten them fixed

[@FunkyMonk4Life]

Didnt even notice that on my first view. Thought it was his hair or something because it didnt register. Holy shit thats some crazy shit. It looks like earrings gone wrong but idk. That shit is distrubing

[@dburch7894]

James Mitchell Fibroids. See Dr Pimple Popper on UTube.

[@BillKrayer12thMan]

Thank you!!!

[@Yukanhayt-Mhenow]

I love this not letting anything slip past era of YT!!!

[@darkhorse5932]

* Pulls up to drive through drug house * *"Welcome to Crackdonald's what chu want.."* *"yeah let me get a some crack"* *"sorry, our crack machine is down right now"*

[@p51mustang24]

Whatchu mean yo crack machine is down?!!? You at least got some dat coke? Sorry, only pepsi. *gunshots*

[@doublewcrossranch229]

Welcome to Crack in the Box

[@saints360row]

Naw, ya'll ever heard of McDoobies? Cheech & Chong made a fucking song about a dope-drive-thru years back. XD

[@matthewowens455]

Yeah but we got a 2 for 5 deal for heroin or coke

[@saints360row]

matthew owens, What, no amphetamine? Drugsist.

[@PRblaze]

I can confirm, as a Florida man currently residing in Miami...all these stories are 100% accurate.

[@mz.6109]

PRblaze Im suddenly feeling very bad for you. But your bravery is stunning😆

[@PRblaze]

@@mz.6109 Its ok brother, I feel for myself sometimes 🤣

[@evanabbott2737]

Be careful down there!

[@theamericanpatriot2015]

Same. I’m scared to sleep because I don’t want some naked guy to break into my house.

[@Lúin216]

I can confirm as well. I used to live in Miami too. Moved to New York. Suddenly the snow storms doesn't seem all that bad.

[@BW-4012]

i read on one of these “Florida man dies in suitcase, girlfriend claimes they were playing hide and seek.” absolutely wild

[@walfrido77]

She was arrested for murder, there are short documentaries on youtube about the case. she kep repeating it was "not intentional" even though the guy spent hours screaming to be let out until he died.

[@derekhauser6780]

Update: her name was Sarah Boone and she was just found guilty

[@brasilball353]

Best of Florida: Florida itself for creating the Florida Man

[@TGoO14]

You're welcome

[@creepa_8991]

come to brazil

[@floridanews8786]

It's because cops arrest you here for any random shit, then you go to jail and learn how to be a real criminal 😂

[@creepertech3077]

I live in Florida and this is actually what Florida is like

[@charlieholmes4734]

So do i haha and i totally back that up but i LOVE florida its crazy and i like it

[@mavisdom-animeonpiano]

CreeperTech yup

[@lisalentile177]

Yes it is I'm embarrassed I live in Fl

[@Z_Co95]

Charlie Holmes I agree! It’s wild but I love it. Definitely the least judgmental state in the country because everyone is wild

[@romanbellic9922]

*_Dont forget to feed your pet rhino_*

[@erowry22]

I live in Florida, and my neighbor was so high one day I pretended to shoot him with a toy gun and he swore he was dying LMFAO Rollin on the ground screaming telling me to stop shooting him 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dannon18]

...you need a channel...for real. Lol

[@johnr.6023]

You're ruthless, lol.

[@charlesdemers1197]

Straight shooter right there

[@violeteyes4966]

*“Mommy, why did God invent Florida?”* *“Honey...the Lord works in mysterious ways”*

[@far0145]

" *Memes, my boy. Memes.* "

[@thisguy9733]

Florida is where people play games we are just NPCs watching them do this crazy stuff

[@alluringbliss4165]

Most people in Florida are from other states

[@ObservingChristian]

Btw I live in Florida and it is way better than most other states especially Georgia And Florida only has a bunch of headlines because Florida has so many people

[@reaper_exd7498]

Even god has a sense of humor

[@ladyathenaofowls]

Unlawful Possession of An Alligator the most Florida thing ever

[@droneguy9752]

yes, yes it is.

[@KingJamesIX]

"I wasn't drinking While driving, your honor, I was only drinking while stopped at red lights." Case dismissed on a technically. Police: *Surprised Pikachu Face*

[@JustinY.]

Florida man for smash!

[@clickbaitishard5247]

Justin Y. Yes.

[@horsedude5000]

Justin y didn’t know you saluted officers talking about Florida criminals too!

[@thecanadiancripple7734]

Fuck waluigi it's about Florida man now

[@politecat5314]

Would be to op

[@HotPutridVomit]

yeet

[@simplychaff1875]

Can “Florida Man” please be the third legal gender?

[@ididthisforthecomments.5893]

I’d transition for that.

[@KeithChapman-hr5kx]

I am a pretty solid science backer and am of the there is only 2 camp on the issue. But I would support allowing more finally if this is the 3rd one

[@CaseyCollier]

I identify as a "Florida man" because I am one. I'd say it's more of a nationality than anything else. You must prove you were born in Florida to become a "Florida man."

[@sirbadass1234]

it's 2019, of course you can :D

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

Neither identifies as man or Florida. XD

[@stephanieweeks3489]

My boyfriend and i are moving to Fort Lauderdale tomorrow from NC and are binge watching videos like these in preparation 😂

[@AlexandraVioletta]

How's the living?

[@stephanieweeks3489]

@@AlexandraVioletta I do like it, altho I feel like my time here has been overshadowed by the pandemic chaos and we haven’t explored as much as we wanted

[@stephanieweeks3489]

@@AlexandraVioletta but we do like it a lot! The state is beautiful

[@doubledee8677]

@@stephanieweeks3489 Still enjoying it?

[@zapdog_]

every other state: why can’t you just be normal florida: REEEEEE

[@josephvela4584]

Zapdog I died laughing

[@cipher88101]

Because all of the other states have sent people here...constantly. We have crazy from everywhere.

[@ladyathenaofowls]

Ago KG . Nor is California

[@kirbysucks5001]

WRYYYYYY

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

Florida : breaks into a house and steals slice of bread then sets it on fire and uses it to burn a car

[@gabrielwarren6054]

8:35 "Florida People always have hammers at the ready to hit another Florida Person." As someone who lives in Florida, I can confirm that this is true.

[@Glossyhin]

Gabriel Warren me too

[@FreeAmerica4Ever]

I personally carried oversized Stanley wrench... not quite as heavy, but every bit as terrifying. I still do this even tho I live in KCMO now, and carry S&W .380 😁

[@Maddog3060]

Mine is attached to the back of a striker.

[@SpudEater]

Just remember, the rest of the world looks at these “Florida people” and base the entirety of the US on them lol

[@Yukanhayt-Mhenow]

All the world sees is the Divided states of embarrassment!

[@SO-ud6ro]

And yall do it to Muslim nations cuz of Saudi

[@cheshire4856]

@@SO-ud6ro That's fair.

[@mandiemoore3272]

That's a sobering thought😳😳😳

[@callmenorman631]

Sometimes I wonder if Florida man is self aware and just loves the attention.

[@adventuresofwillandshelby6013]

Call Me Norman I am😎

[@adventuresofwillandshelby6013]

And I do!!

[@Johnnypebel]

Sometimes we are

[@fressejetzt840]

Copycat

[@jamescorrigan8428]

I went to florida on holiday from England and I saw the biggest man I've ever seen in my life, he was about 6"8 and around 400lbs

[@rikovladimir8655]

that's a boss if you manage to take him down he drops some sweet loot and there's a chance you get the legendary Florida hammer

[@whyyoucare9972]

oh i see you met pepe, thats our hulk ☺

[@jasonsanderford436]

The homie Big Buzz!

[@rextheroyalist6389]

Oh my god! That's nearly seven inches! 😧

[@HPD1171]

thats the same height as me but i am only half that weight. i will say tall people are quite common here because we need height as a natural evolutionary feature so we can wade through the swamps easier as well as spot potential threats from a distance like alligators and bad drivers.

[@NotJoeDad]

It bums me out that this is 5 years old, time flies man.

[@Jess.Loves.Gaming]

Hit play so damn fast nearly broke my finger. As a Floridian, Florida man will always have a special place in my heart.

[@personmcperson4440]

"Councilman Operator"...I'd vote for ya.

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

Person McPerson I’d move just to be his constituency. Jk it’s Florida..

[@justforever96]

The really crazy thing is that Florida isn't actually that crazy and weird, it's just a lot more visible because of their transparency laws. This stuff is actually happening everywhere.

[@ryanmizell9187]

As someone who lives in Florida, I can say, these are real.

[@CrudeConduct666]

Nobody gonna mention that dudes wtf ears? 2:36

[@shepardgreer1916]

Yeah what is that?

[@beanovids2342]

Earballs

[@heatherbleu5370]

CrudeConduct666 Those are some nasty keloid scars

[@jasono3679]

I didnt even noticed that, jesus christ.

[@jasono3679]

@Garrett McBride i have no idea

[@nickkriebel1884]

“He then retrieved his boxers from a nearby swamp” brah😂😂😂

[@sonice9020]

Damn. That's a level 35 Florida man. That's how Florida works.

[@KetsaKunta]

Florida crooks got nothing on Florida man baby

[@92ford13]

They go from Lvl 1 normal person to Lvl 99 Florida man mob boss

[@CaseyCollier]

@@92ford13 Nonsense... I saw a "Florida man" who had prestiged five times. I'm thinking that there's either a limit at ten or there isn't one at all. May God help us all if that's true.

[@626Pennywise]

I live in Jacksonville. I can confirm this is true lol

[@nipplecream3099]

Supreme Meme Florida is just real life Mafia City

[@princeofopinion2692]

8:18 You see? Florida isn’t that bad. The sheriffs office even offers to test your drugs for free

[@Joe-kb1sm]

Yeah, but the waiting could take 2 to 5 years ror results, and they insist you hang around.

[@fynnla.e]

@@Joe-kb1sm they feed and clothe you tho so it's not all bad.

[@caturix4541]

In Switzerland we have this in real. Its not a part of the goverment, its a vompany and tecnicaley its not legal but the goverment lets them do it because it acctualy saves lives.

[@creepycraiyons3519]

Florida Man is by far the best Avenger.

[@clobbermiron7337]

I did NOT, have sexual relations with that pony.

[@nintendoryan2245]

You are a furry

[@LuvBorderCollies]

And those sheep.....you know you can't trust anything they say..~!

[@peppermintcatsass3141]

..finger wag & a cigar!

[@Sideshowbobx]

That's so good that YT messes with the thumbs up button :D

[@kingslayer3089]

sorry its called bestality not a fandom that does nonthing wrong 90% the time

[@FemNate]

Everybody was Kung-Fu-Fight-iiing. Those swans were faast as lightniiing.

[@jedp1776]

StuckInsideATrap Florida-man was Kung-Fu-Fight-iiingg Hammers faast as lightniiingg

[@thomaswarren2699]

Only ever been to the 🇺🇸 one time and that was to Orlando, FL - everyone seemed fairly normal but were looking at us because we were the weird pasty British tourists standing outside during a lightning storm to marvel at how warm the rain was. That was the only time I've ever experienced warm rain. Truly a life changing experience

[@DakotaofRaptors]

Late reply but warm rain makes for a nice jog.

[@sootyone8769]

Florida Man for President.

[@onechunkyaircraft4872]

Oh god no, please no

[@ZefVolk]

His VP will be Mr Al E. Gator

[@Hotrodelectric]

@@onechunkyaircraft4872 We still have Marco Rubio. He's from Florida, yes?

[@Benson_aka_devils_advocate_88]

Would be a saner sh!t show than we already got...

[@ryanburns3921]

@HypnoToad I was kinda hoping trump would at least spice things up a bit. Kind of like a plot twist. But nope, same shitstorm, different day.

[@AroAceEnbyTaste]

New TV series. "Florida Man", it's a skit show reenacting all the most ridiculous Florida man headlines.

[@jasonarmstrong5750]

Neko Kuugki someone give this man a budget!

[@AroAceEnbyTaste]

@@jasonarmstrong5750 this was honestly just a brain fart I had while watching this and decided to shear.

[@ItsTraviiiii]

Yes, pay an actor to fuck a pony

[@HPD1171]

8:44 this is very true. when i was at university i got an alert on my phone about someone reporting a knife robbery near just outside the engineering building and it was midnight while i was working in the lab but i needed to go to the bathroom so i had a choice of a ball peen hammer, a section of 2" steel pipe, and of coarse a knife. my knife was small because the government wants to tell people they cant have knives longer then 3" so i was considering bringing the metal pipe for defense in case but i did not like the grip as it was a bit large and awkward so naturally i brought the hammer with me on my trip to the restroom.

[@themasterrocks557]

This is already a contender for the funniest video of 2019. Comedians should stop worrying about writing jokes and just read headlines out of Florida.

[@garrysekelli6776]

Florida man is my new internet hero.

[@nerdydevildog8126]

Crazy Florida man: “I think my drugs are fake...” Police: “come down to the station and we can test your drugs” (Police arrest crazy Florida man for having illegal drugs) Crazy Florida man: (surprised pikachu face)

[@RandomPerson-fu3ro]

2:36 When you had just got out of the hospital in GTA but you are in a hurry and can not find a good car.

[@jameschauvet3140]

RandomPerson lmao

[@hitlerslefteyelid5022]

Florida just doesn’t seem real honestly

[@andrewsanford2020]

Oh it is.....

[@michaelwoods3799]

Come down

[@Alex-wn6mp]

It's not that bad

[@EvilXelaaa]

Come visit. We fuckin nuts bro

[@yoda1037]

That's Wyoming

[@midnightplays4]

10:45 that is the most Florida looking couple on earth

[@szymonsmiakowski6333]

0:47 *N* *E* *C* *K*

[@straight1080]

t h i c c

[@raahilkhan1004]

That guy's on steroids

[@joshglover2370]

Any time a news story starts with "A Florida man" you know shit is about to get real! 😅

[@cliffmay4409]

As soon as I hear Florida man...I clear my schedule and pull up a chair cause its about to get good

[@Killerean]

With some of those people, I'm just thinking like "How the hell have they managed to live to their adult age without suffocating during their sleep?"

[@kiyoponnn]

They're ruining the gene pool

[@AlexandraVioletta]

I always wonder how they could walk and breathe simultaneously 😂

[@kevinroberts9580]

It's date night, I'm going to go down to Walmart and steal me a scooter cart so I can take her out in style

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

Nothing says class like a motorized Walmart scooter.

[@mr.classified6167]

4:03 can't breathe... picturing that...😂😆😁

[@YEAHKINDA]

I am going to assure you; Florida people have at least 2 of these three things at the ready no matter what: 1. Hammer. (No optional here) 2. Duct tape/Gorilla tape. 3. Beer.

[@idontlikealc]

I live in Florida and I assure you I have none of those

[@caturix4541]

4. Meth

[@stevewhite8263]

5. Alligator

[@chiefette9185]

Me and my duct tapped hammer feel personally attacked

[@jenn_gulf_coast4644]

I’m going to agree with, duct tape, and beer, but I’m adding guns to the list. Don’t leave home without it. Most people are carrying down here. It is Florida after all. 🤣

[@yourock3794]

2:36 Dude looks like he has cauliflower growing on his ears.

[@kingcodebra]

I was going to say something about nutsack earrings but vegetables will do

[@jimofaotearoa3636]

We used to think "only in America"......in the 70's....in the 80's it was "only in California" and from the 90's on we are looking at you Florida. You are the Russia of America....

[@itsmepatd]

Anywhere in Florida: hey you wanna go get something to eat. Ya lemme grab my hammer

[@han1218]

Got my hammer. Now we can go to Pollo Tropical.

[@leighlaniestenfelt8444]

nahn111 pollo tropical is superior

[@han1218]

@@leighlaniestenfelt8444 I miss it. For some reason they don't have success expanding out of state. They tried in Atlanta but they closed them down. Not in other states though.

[@leighlaniestenfelt8444]

nahn111 I feel so bad for any states that don’t have it :(

[@brianking9215]

I almost spit my drink out when you said we/Floridians take YELP seriously! I almost got in a fight with a friend's brother for posting a negative review on Google about his business after they did a crappy job and he wouldn't come fix it...🤦‍♂️🤣😂🤣

[@John-Doe-Yo]

That’s just embarrassing

[@brianking9215]

@@John-Doe-Yo IKR

[@Transformers2Fan1]

10:15 - stupid law says anything removed as part of surgery belongs to the hospital (who can sell it) and not the person who grew the body part (and gets no $ from the hospital's sale). 11:52 - even Florida Man knows better than to fight geese. Swans are safer.

[@OffDuty]

If one moves to Florida, does one become a Florida man? Or do you have to be raised there? Real talk.

[@sootyone8769]

I was born and raised in Florida, but because I haven’t done meth yet today, I can’t really think of the answer.

[@jessetippett8639]

Off Duty oh shit

[@dublinoseven3279]

Off Duty I think you simply need a PO Box and a hilarious arrest incident.

[@ididthisforthecomments.5893]

Sooty One that’s odd, what’s stopped you?

[@sootyone8769]

I Did This For The Comments. I just woke up.

[@mattson80]

The drug drive thru was 3 houses up from my moms house 🤦‍♂️

[@whocares893]

Sounds like your mom lives in a rough neighborhood there buddy.

[@mattson80]

Who Cares great neighborhood, just have a window licker or two.

[@dfrasu]

Gives a whole new meaning to the the term: “pony up!”

[@brendanjohnson4931]

Carl Hiaasen is a long time writer for the Miami Herald, and a novelist as well, whose stories feature the sort of crazy that goes on in Florida. As weird as some of his characters are, he apparently doesn't invent them, but rather finds much of his material in the news stories he's come across during his day job.

[@subswithnovideos-nf1ub]

Florida man has a personal jail cell in prison

[@ididthisforthecomments.5893]

10000 subs with no videos to keep the other prisoners safe.

[@saintsinningsword]

Our own gangs too outside florida

[@subswithnovideos-nf1ub]

lol

[@dandanthebabyman]

They have entire prisons.

[@mikl12354]

A friend of mine actually used one of our, i mean THEIR window that was by the front door as a "Drive through" window lol

[@yellville]

You and Pewds are the only KZbinrs for whom I have notifications on, so the meme review clap was especially appreciated.

[@seattlesix]

Rachel Knight - scrata du, flora da

[@allisonwinchester3108]

Love this way too much ^^

[@92ford13]

Same

[@Jerb1521]

he needs to host meme review

[@mikearst2940]

Do sovereign citizens get out of DUI charges by insisting that they were "drinking while travelling"? I just had to ask.

[@Michael-zj3cn]

They do by claiming to be illegal immigrants from mexico

[@quackymcgee3913]

I can’t believe there only 12 minutes of this, you could make a movie, a sequel, then a spin of series just of Florida man

[@melanief4115]

never be a police officer in florida or just dont live there

[@penthouseplays1597]

“no teeth only gums would make me gyrate faster”

[@gorillaau]

@Despicable Me Really... I have been hearing voices come from mine and no video is being played.

[@tyovo1540]

Florida man is the most interesting man on earth DOS equis guy: AM I A JOKE TO YOU

[@adventuresofwillandshelby6013]

tyovo yes... yes he is...

[@CaseyCollier]

"I don't usually travel to Florida, but when I do... I become a Florida man."

[@808melz]

Why do mermaids wear seashells? - because they outgrew b shells

[@jrseahorse5886]

Lol

[@metalrebel7506]

Hehehe

[@e.b.1728]

Okay, gotta admit that's funny.

[@ShaddySoldier]

Nice

[@GamersHaven]

As a person whose grown up in Florida, I've experienced some wild shite. These are just icing on the cake.

[@Blehblar533]

Already demonetized? Jeez this control is starting to get out of hand!

[@nintendoryan2245]

I think KZbin saw the cat in the backpack video

[@28ebdh3udnav]

Why does it matter? KZbin was never ment to make money, it was made to show off videos to the world.

[@x-raybuffet3638]

Hey, it said Florida in the title. He had it coming.

[@Blehblar533]

@@28ebdh3udnav I see where you are coming from, but unfortunately that is not the state of KZbin. The only reason KZbin has lasted as long and been as successful as it has is because it makes Google money and it pays it's creators to stay on this platform. So actually the sole reason for KZbin is to make money in exchange for showing off video content to the world.

[@Blehblar533]

@@x-raybuffet3638 Ah man, Florida man strikes again!

[@QuestionThings123]

Me before video: thinks there's no hope for humanity. Me after video: knows there's no hope for humanity.

[@thomasanglin1751]

You Rock brother, had me laughing so hard my abdomen cramped up....

[@BakaMoto]

My girlfriend is now laughing so hard that she’s crying😂 thanks donut!

[@ganaverageyoutubecomment.79]

Update 2019: Found a new headline. It’s “Florida Man Killed By Flightless Pet Bird”

[@justiciar1964]

RIP Florida Man.

[@Jaketheaxman]

F

[@1atm1]

RIP and tear in peace, Florida Man

[@Trappersavage]

The report at 4:00 minutes happened on my birthday 🤣🤣

[@politecat5314]

Make a third channel just for Florida man...I would definitely sub

[@thagodwecreate5179]

Ay Florida, thanks for making us look normal in NJ. Keep Floriding.

[@charlesshelton7989]

Florida, California, New Jersey, and New York are the urinal cakes of America.

[@majorbubbie2626]

Living in Florida I approve of this video

[@gio957]

Florida man caught eating his own face.

[@rickybatthbatth6699]

Florida is like one big gta 5 online server on PS4, but Russia is like gta online server on ps3 with mods.

[@AOfuhSHO]

Annnnnnnddd it's demonetized. Florida mannnnnnnnn!!!!!

[@Justin.Franks]

2:35 "Florida man steals ambulance after OH MY GOD HIS EARS"

[@jorychristopherson1899]

The Florida man who invents the gun that shoots hammers will be the king of Florida

[@formandalore918]

1:15 Had me rolling! Good work donut 🍩! 😂😝🤣

[@floridaman4871]

As the original Florida man...... I don't approve of any of this.

[@thagodwecreate5179]

You got A LOT of competition down there...

[@nelsonr1467]

It's the Florida sun thats frys their brains.

[@Jaketheaxman]

These people are all legends.

[@1000Neph]

To be fair, security work is extremely boring...

[@randybowen4675]

Neph The day you let your guard down is the day you die. I’m Schizophrenic (medicated) I think I’d be great for a security job since I’m constantly watching everyone but since diagnosis people don’t trust me.

[@alanwatts8239]

2:36 wtf is wrong with that guy's ears

[@danielsteger8456]

Self made vegetables

[@theoregonguy]

Isn't it weirder when you don't find someone touching themself at a bus stop?

[@peppermintcatsass3141]

TheJeffreyJJones ..true

[@sci_pain3409]

Florida man posts KZbin comment, allegedly actually from Britain.

[@79joor]

As a resident of Florida I can tell you that all of these were from Polk county. God I love it here.

[@Blizzard9500]

Cop- What are you doing? Florida man-Scratching myself. Cop-Name? Florida man-James Tiberius Kirk. Me being taken to a home because I can't stop laughing.😂

[@jambr055]

Florida man Joins the battle. Donut Joins the battle. GAME! Donut WINS!