NYPD seized what?!?

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Donut Operator

Donut Operator

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@DonutOperator
@DonutOperator 5 жыл бұрын
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@medianss
@medianss 5 жыл бұрын
uwu
@sovietsymp803
@sovietsymp803 5 жыл бұрын
Step bro
@isaiahjoseph7025
@isaiahjoseph7025 5 жыл бұрын
Heck yeah
@mocha413
@mocha413 5 жыл бұрын
Do you have the corona virus
@jesuschrist912
@jesuschrist912 5 жыл бұрын
Donut Operator, can u see me with simply safe?
@SwaggerSouls
@SwaggerSouls 5 жыл бұрын
no nwords in any of my vids since that VRChat one so feel free to watch them :) catch you in Aus sometime this year friendo!
@Honja999
@Honja999 4 жыл бұрын
I like trains
@franklind.roosevelt7416
@franklind.roosevelt7416 4 жыл бұрын
It's weird that a comment from swagger only has 4 likes.
@quantum1311
@quantum1311 4 жыл бұрын
looks like your ready for another crusade?
@ohmydog9171
@ohmydog9171 4 жыл бұрын
Only 16 likes damn
@h0ab
@h0ab 4 жыл бұрын
Swagger I dare you to send me 500$ PayPal
@Trent4.0
@Trent4.0 5 жыл бұрын
I thought a homeless guy stole your camera and started vlogging
@karstenshields1694
@karstenshields1694 5 жыл бұрын
TADSHARK I thought he partied to long and was super hungover
@tmed1226
@tmed1226 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr! Same here I was like: donut either got a massive blowey or a homeless guy stole his camera
@Prucix
@Prucix 5 жыл бұрын
Karsten Shields I thought he had to much to eat and just was tripping out
@SharkMako
@SharkMako 5 жыл бұрын
No he just has the Corona Wanhu Virus
@Trent4.0
@Trent4.0 5 жыл бұрын
@@Prucix he looks like he got drunk and got beat up by a dog
@meyakabrown795
@meyakabrown795 3 жыл бұрын
"8 cops and 7 archeologists recovered this weapon." This almost killed me. 🙃🤣💀
@gcfrreal
@gcfrreal 3 жыл бұрын
it's a shame it didn't
@KertaDrake
@KertaDrake 3 жыл бұрын
It's obviously an antique throwing pistol!
@greganderson6371
@greganderson6371 3 жыл бұрын
The only way that gun could kill: laughter. How devious.
@ubidragonrocksmith9719
@ubidragonrocksmith9719 2 жыл бұрын
It obviously can't , coz it missing a hammer :)
@Dirty-Heretic
@Dirty-Heretic 5 жыл бұрын
"He's an outlaw loose and running" Came the whisper from each lip "And he's here to do some business With the big iron on his hip" Big iron on his hip!”
@patrioticpitbull8388
@patrioticpitbull8388 5 жыл бұрын
Marty is laughing in heaven
@therstycult2496
@therstycult2496 5 жыл бұрын
In this town theres an outlaw by the name of texas red
@x20-p5d
@x20-p5d 5 жыл бұрын
Dirty Heretic Texas Red got what was coming to him
@someonedude1420
@someonedude1420 5 жыл бұрын
‘’ and swiftness of the Ranger is still talked about today”
@Basketball2k864
@Basketball2k864 5 жыл бұрын
Dope ass song right here
@TheChildofAuraReborn
@TheChildofAuraReborn 5 жыл бұрын
I was gonna make a "Donut caught the coronavirus" joke, but Kung-Flu was probably the best thing I've heard today.
@1updylan
@1updylan 5 жыл бұрын
TheChildofAuraReborn LMAO
@ironbeard5893
@ironbeard5893 5 жыл бұрын
I've been calling it the Wutang Virus
@ruairidhhunter8667
@ruairidhhunter8667 5 жыл бұрын
Iron Beard no it’s called the Wuhan virus, close but just a bit wrong
@ironbeard5893
@ironbeard5893 5 жыл бұрын
@@ruairidhhunter8667 Shimmy Shimmy Ya
@nocturnalnoble1454
@nocturnalnoble1454 5 жыл бұрын
Iron Beard shimmy yam shimmy ye
@cornpowa
@cornpowa 5 жыл бұрын
11:08 What an interesting picture to stop on "by accident" when finishing up the photo shops lol
@64bitcrafts
@64bitcrafts 5 жыл бұрын
I seriously lost it when I saw that flash by for a second.
@riceist2329
@riceist2329 4 жыл бұрын
11:09
@Rado88
@Rado88 4 жыл бұрын
Gaping!
@fbiiswatchinyou1234
@fbiiswatchinyou1234 4 жыл бұрын
I immediately went to see if someone said something
@5.3theloudway
@5.3theloudway 4 жыл бұрын
@@fbiiswatchinyou1234 same
@xhamrick9103
@xhamrick9103 5 жыл бұрын
*Donut: Goes To Vegas* *Donut: Comes back sick* *Me:* Well I'll be damned, I guess what happens in Vegas, doesn't always stay in vegas
@dansmith1661
@dansmith1661 5 жыл бұрын
He hit the jackpot alright. Maybe not, since the plague exists there.
@machinist7230
@machinist7230 5 жыл бұрын
Brandon Herrara, got the con crud too.
@reynaldog805
@reynaldog805 5 жыл бұрын
I’m not dead soo lol
@MonkeyFreeZone
@MonkeyFreeZone 5 жыл бұрын
Vegas hosts germs from all over the world
@i-never-look-at-replies-lol
@i-never-look-at-replies-lol 5 жыл бұрын
@@MonkeyFreeZone and they have new germs the rest of the world hasn't seen in the brothels
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 жыл бұрын
SimplySafe looks interesting, but I'm worried that if I had that in my woods someone might try to hack it and use the cameras to get footage of me or something
@cheddar2648
@cheddar2648 5 жыл бұрын
You can simple cameras that are not networked. If a device is not physically connected to the Internet, it cannot be remotely exploited. They would have to get physical access.
@ragingpepe7027
@ragingpepe7027 5 жыл бұрын
oversoul he’s Bigfoot, He doesn’t speak English
@bryanb3352
@bryanb3352 5 жыл бұрын
SimpliSafe security features can be defeated with a simple radio transmitter at the right frequency. There are videos about how to do it.
@kingwolfgaming3182
@kingwolfgaming3182 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I’ve seen your comment on another video
@frogfockergang7161
@frogfockergang7161 5 жыл бұрын
I look forward to your comments as I know I will see them on every video I watch
@AnderzowskiOutdoors
@AnderzowskiOutdoors 4 жыл бұрын
Donut had the Corona before it was cool, and never even knew it.
@mitiusitburnes5593
@mitiusitburnes5593 4 жыл бұрын
I had it in december
@unalignedpaper7851
@unalignedpaper7851 4 жыл бұрын
That happened to my entire family in December and in January
@Krawberry
@Krawberry 4 жыл бұрын
My family and I had it in January. My 3 year old nephew even had it, and needed a ventilator
@unalignedpaper7851
@unalignedpaper7851 4 жыл бұрын
I heard the radio say the corona virus might have been around the beginning of the year
@hoorayforhawksbills
@hoorayforhawksbills 4 жыл бұрын
Very likely so. I got AWFUL sick after a conference in early January.
@BrandonHerrera
@BrandonHerrera 5 жыл бұрын
I was watching this video as I was waking up from my own post-SHOT flu coma, and 5:46 made me wonder if I was still tripping on NyQuil after falling sleep to KZbin 😂😂😂
@lindsay8320
@lindsay8320 4 жыл бұрын
Keep up the good kids bro
@cheese_handler_dangerous_job
@cheese_handler_dangerous_job 4 жыл бұрын
When will you get verified?
@0walkman
@0walkman 4 жыл бұрын
Wonder if you guys might’ve had COVID-19 since it was still widely unknown but already in the US
@midnight_x_edits
@midnight_x_edits 4 жыл бұрын
@@0walkman doubt it it was january everyone gets the flu in the winter they had the flu
@welloops9114
@welloops9114 3 жыл бұрын
you got busted for the ak 50 my man
@monkeyman5746
@monkeyman5746 5 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know what that is” The words of someone who knows exactly what that is
@Christackleberry
@Christackleberry 5 жыл бұрын
Rone25 I was going to say add one to the phallic object count for the fist.
@tylerbrass4002
@tylerbrass4002 5 жыл бұрын
I came here to make this exact comment XD.
@DYLANJJK94
@DYLANJJK94 5 жыл бұрын
Aka we don’t want youtube to know what that is. Lol
@BigShaneGillis
@BigShaneGillis 5 жыл бұрын
Sixers winning it this year
@monkeyman5746
@monkeyman5746 5 жыл бұрын
Ben Simmons for sure the finals man, idk tho it’d be nice to see the lakers win it this year
@bradpotts1747
@bradpotts1747 4 жыл бұрын
6:17 oh donut you sweet sweet innocent fool
@dankbeast9013
@dankbeast9013 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly didn’t know they made those😭 like you’ve got your own😂
@userequaltoNull
@userequaltoNull 4 жыл бұрын
@@dankbeast9013 well you can't always reach as far as you could with help. You basically have to bend your wrists to angle your hand inwards, so you can never really reacg past your hand.
@violentcrimes5550
@violentcrimes5550 4 жыл бұрын
6:28
@violentcrimes5550
@violentcrimes5550 4 жыл бұрын
That one also
@forbidsiren8906
@forbidsiren8906 4 жыл бұрын
Mm yes
@carterwells3491
@carterwells3491 5 жыл бұрын
I cant tell if Donut smoked a TON of Weed or has the coronovirus.
@DMTXXDMT
@DMTXXDMT 5 жыл бұрын
worse, LIGMA
@liammckean6121
@liammckean6121 5 жыл бұрын
Ligmabalzz
@CopyNinjaJay
@CopyNinjaJay 5 жыл бұрын
@@DMTXXDMT bro.. who's ligma? 😳😳😳
@mmakeion7358
@mmakeion7358 5 жыл бұрын
@@liammckean6121 when bro
@The-Almighty-Whitey
@The-Almighty-Whitey 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@ryancarleton3746
@ryancarleton3746 5 жыл бұрын
Roses are red Donut is sick NYPD seizes BOOMSTICK
@bryanmartinez6600
@bryanmartinez6600 5 жыл бұрын
@Stuckgrenadepin just a club
@fureversalty
@fureversalty 5 жыл бұрын
which sick, the good one or the literal one
@sebastianbarbeite2154
@sebastianbarbeite2154 5 жыл бұрын
Bars
@barneymiller7894
@barneymiller7894 5 жыл бұрын
NYPD seizes scrap metal 😂
@gcfrreal
@gcfrreal 3 жыл бұрын
"What would you even do with a plastic hand like that??" I. have. no. words.
@athenaax3489
@athenaax3489 3 жыл бұрын
I have a couple XD
@snakesonaframe2668
@snakesonaframe2668 Жыл бұрын
Me: “oh donut, my sweet summer child, you don’t wanna know”
@zack5944
@zack5944 5 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget about the graffiti artist or Tempe Arizona, “Penis Man”. He was arrested by 25 heavily armed SWAT officers
@desertedgoat17
@desertedgoat17 5 жыл бұрын
Gotta have 25 heavily armed SWAT officers to arrest Penis Man, his superpower is big dick energy, regular cops can't deal with that.
@DxBlack
@DxBlack 5 жыл бұрын
@Mark X OwO
@prankgirl9112
@prankgirl9112 5 жыл бұрын
I grew up in Tempe AZ and I have never heard of this man. I am a little afraid to Google "penis man" tho. Anyone have a link?
@Swedish_Leo
@Swedish_Leo 5 жыл бұрын
Then donut over here with a virus and he be arressted by a virus ”kong-flu” is better then a gold deag
@grugg3108
@grugg3108 5 жыл бұрын
He claimed that we were _ALL_ penis man
@mwnciboo
@mwnciboo 5 жыл бұрын
Donut : "One toke on a crack pipe couldn't hurt" YT : *My god what has happened to Donut*
@MF-LXRD
@MF-LXRD 5 жыл бұрын
Been there done that. Not even addicted.
@ww897
@ww897 5 жыл бұрын
@@barrackhussein464 hes not even addicted bro, a little crack has never hurt anybody
@dannymo4390
@dannymo4390 4 жыл бұрын
@luis avitia yeah, been on cristal a bunch and don't even itch. Mostly.
@willh4764
@willh4764 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@brotherhoodknight7246
@brotherhoodknight7246 3 жыл бұрын
I love how donut didn’t even register that his wife might have been taken and just focused on his pets
@autismisuncontrollable4925
@autismisuncontrollable4925 5 жыл бұрын
They removed the hammer so that cheddar bob doesn't shoot himself again.
@jaydonsmith3943
@jaydonsmith3943 5 жыл бұрын
i literally choked on my monster when i read that
@slaymyface1357
@slaymyface1357 5 жыл бұрын
WHAT DO YOU MEAN AGAIN 😂😂😂
@glenpope4955
@glenpope4955 5 жыл бұрын
@@slaymyface1357 guess you never watched 8 mile?
@slaymyface1357
@slaymyface1357 5 жыл бұрын
@@glenpope4955 god damn it, i figured it out 😂
@waterisnthealthy5761
@waterisnthealthy5761 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@mahdialghazaly9824
@mahdialghazaly9824 5 жыл бұрын
11:08 WTF IS THAT CONE DOING THERE.
@Sir_Corgerus
@Sir_Corgerus 5 жыл бұрын
to make her farts louder
@boneclubceo4531
@boneclubceo4531 5 жыл бұрын
I was looking for someone to mention it
@Genny207
@Genny207 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I had to do a double take at that...
@Whatsupbruther
@Whatsupbruther 5 жыл бұрын
The most effective of contraception
@TimothyWenger
@TimothyWenger 5 жыл бұрын
Mahdi Alghazaly exactly what you’d expect
@Chilldude667
@Chilldude667 4 жыл бұрын
“Oh you made them all the Asian cop” *ashamed laughter
@cblpro8994
@cblpro8994 5 жыл бұрын
Guy: *has no hammer* Cops: A *BOOMSTICK* IS STILL A *BOOMSTICK*
@captainruffles5990
@captainruffles5990 5 жыл бұрын
Well that's pigs for you. Always infringing on the rights of citizens like the porcine menace they are.
@jerrell1169
@jerrell1169 5 жыл бұрын
Captain Ruffles The porcine? Swine would make soooo much more sense in that context
@captainruffles5990
@captainruffles5990 5 жыл бұрын
@@jerrell1169 I agree my fellow cop hating brother. These SWINE must be stopped!
@slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153
@slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153 5 жыл бұрын
Well, no, now it's just a stick
@jodi7190
@jodi7190 5 жыл бұрын
@@captainruffles5990 But why would you watch this content
@AngeredKabar
@AngeredKabar 5 жыл бұрын
"No smashy the sparky part that makes it go bang bang" Well put.
@displacedredneck
@displacedredneck 5 жыл бұрын
This is how I feel trying to explain how guns work to my anti gun friends. To them that is a tactical, full semi auto, heat seeking, silenced, 30 cal, 1000 rd clipazine, 1,000,000 rounds a second, militarily grade ghost g?n that felons can buy at a show with no background check that is programmed to specifically target puppies, nuns and children with the shoulder thingy that goes up.
@jabbathetrump
@jabbathetrump 5 жыл бұрын
@@displacedredneck You forgot the underbarrel school shooting HEATAP grenade rocket launcher with it's attached throat-slicing bayonet
@displacedredneck
@displacedredneck 5 жыл бұрын
@@jabbathetrump omg you're right! How could I forget?!? They give they give out at chuck e cheese right?
@jabbathetrump
@jabbathetrump 5 жыл бұрын
@@displacedredneck I think they started giving them away for free in walmarts and amazon cause the company felt like it wasn't distributed enough and had too low of a killcount...
@displacedredneck
@displacedredneck 5 жыл бұрын
@@jabbathetrump well shit I'm heading to Walmart right now then. Is there a limit on how many you can get? Lol going for that tactical nuke killstreak lmao
@cortana323
@cortana323 5 жыл бұрын
"They must have found a 20 year old smoking it" could not be more true
@Paulmight1
@Paulmight1 3 жыл бұрын
That one had my dying I was nooo I’m definitely going to hell 😂
@oswaldcobblepot6983
@oswaldcobblepot6983 5 жыл бұрын
"I mean I'll still shoot you." -Donut
@stupididiot9912
@stupididiot9912 5 жыл бұрын
Oswald Cobblepot I fucking love that quote
@ByronC900
@ByronC900 5 жыл бұрын
"I don't care what it looks like. Bottom line - it can still kill an innocent person." Yeah... if you beat someone with it. GTFO.
@David-eh9le
@David-eh9le 5 жыл бұрын
If u force them to swallow it
@tetsujin86
@tetsujin86 5 жыл бұрын
@@David-eh9le Mmm... forceable insertion...
@humanbeinghumanehuman2517
@humanbeinghumanehuman2517 5 жыл бұрын
@@tetsujin86 dam bro
@tetsujin86
@tetsujin86 5 жыл бұрын
@@humanbeinghumanehuman2517 sorry... sorry... it's this postal route I'm doing. So many "massage parlours" it's affecting me. Sends a man... strange...
@mikelopez1981
@mikelopez1981 5 жыл бұрын
dave 7q
@theebadmonkey7075
@theebadmonkey7075 5 жыл бұрын
Whent magnet fishing found a revolver turned it into the sheriff's office and the news the next day was they confiscated it
@ILikeToLaughAtYou
@ILikeToLaughAtYou 5 жыл бұрын
CyBa SinBad45 I’ve had that happen before... magnet fishing is fun, but that always fucking sucks.
@supersaxysaxman3565
@supersaxysaxman3565 4 жыл бұрын
Just don’t turn it in
@isiahaf1359
@isiahaf1359 4 жыл бұрын
@@supersaxysaxman3565 and then be in possession of a possible murder weapon? Driveby weapon? Robbery weapon? Whatcha gonna do when you get arrested and charged with the crime committed? How you gonna defend having it? Courts aren't gonna believe the "Oh yeah I just found it" You don't seem too smart. Hopefully you don't ever run into a situation like this.
@supersaxysaxman3565
@supersaxysaxman3565 4 жыл бұрын
@@isiahaf1359 I was joking pea brain
@dlmblodgett
@dlmblodgett 3 жыл бұрын
The need to refer to them as “narrative agencies” instead of “news agencies “
@jakeman8669
@jakeman8669 5 жыл бұрын
7:47 their badges and patches were replaced with the KZbin logo
@dsmith1462
@dsmith1462 5 жыл бұрын
Jake Man 🤣😂🤣 good catch! LMAO. 👏👍😎
@Jack-nn6gn
@Jack-nn6gn 5 жыл бұрын
i was sad he didnt catch that bc it made it a lot more funny lmao
@russellhoude5744
@russellhoude5744 5 жыл бұрын
That was subtle
@carryeveryday910
@carryeveryday910 5 жыл бұрын
Would of won lmao.
@devinmiller2029
@devinmiller2029 5 жыл бұрын
there was a regular google patch too
@dr.lexwinter8604
@dr.lexwinter8604 5 жыл бұрын
The UK police had something similar with a butter knife and BBQ fork. People laughed and mocked them and they claimed a butter knife is a serious weapon.
@jovinryan62
@jovinryan62 5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the potato peeler
@Surv1ve_Thrive
@Surv1ve_Thrive 5 жыл бұрын
The guy was brandishing a sharp fingernail. He had form for not clipping. Tell the whole story, dont just enforce your agenda. Herrumph!
@PrototypeBMX
@PrototypeBMX 5 жыл бұрын
@@jovinryan62 i knew a guy who carried a pen and a unopened can because a knife and a brick was too obvious, hes in jail for murder now >.
@beafraid2951
@beafraid2951 5 жыл бұрын
Bbq forks are scary asf
@PrototypeBMX
@PrototypeBMX 5 жыл бұрын
@Hello Satan that was not my point the point is they will use anything to kll you it dont matter how much you ban stuff assholes gunna be assholes
@trentweston8306
@trentweston8306 4 жыл бұрын
Chief Clancy Wiggum knows how to operate with a revolver like that. "Yeah but I can throw it real hard" (Homer VS the 18th amendment)
@jackmcwhackass9212
@jackmcwhackass9212 5 жыл бұрын
11:08 look at what he stops scrolling on
@ringsystemmusic
@ringsystemmusic 5 жыл бұрын
YUP! Biggest laugh of the video there.
@rene431
@rene431 5 жыл бұрын
I know XD I immediately starting scrolling the comments to see if anyone else caught that XD
@yeethusthyfetus2648
@yeethusthyfetus2648 5 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@dewrus2153
@dewrus2153 5 жыл бұрын
Good catch!!
@redholm
@redholm 5 жыл бұрын
Yea. I don't know if I'm ashamed to know where that is from XD
@FatMeansFlavor
@FatMeansFlavor 5 жыл бұрын
Donut: I’ll still shoot you KZbin: Shoot me? Donut: uh oh KZbin: Demonetized
@daetslovactmandcarry6999
@daetslovactmandcarry6999 5 жыл бұрын
🤣
@bigboisupreme4202
@bigboisupreme4202 5 жыл бұрын
Me: do you watch donut operator Friend: yes Me: ban assault beans Friend: what does that mean Me: you know assault beans with baby killing rounds Friend:(visible confusion) Me:😞
@purplerange210
@purplerange210 4 жыл бұрын
Bigboisupreme 420 at 69 likes cant like so I commented
@ccrum32
@ccrum32 4 жыл бұрын
Captain Tony like now, it’s passed 69
@burntcocaine5794
@burntcocaine5794 4 жыл бұрын
@@purplerange210 you can like
@kevincampbell4541
@kevincampbell4541 5 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace, Corona got another legend😭
@frazyfry2
@frazyfry2 5 жыл бұрын
It's not Corona it's just THE FLU
@Zonedoutallthetime
@Zonedoutallthetime 5 жыл бұрын
Coronavitus ain't gonna kill a healthy adult man lol
@faven5916
@faven5916 5 жыл бұрын
yes the best you able to take a joke??
@crusader_wolf1104
@crusader_wolf1104 5 жыл бұрын
@C S Even though it’s killed perfectly healthy 30 year old males?
@kevincampbell4541
@kevincampbell4541 5 жыл бұрын
yes the best and this was A JOKE
@mikefelty2625
@mikefelty2625 5 жыл бұрын
Update: They also released the name of the perpetrator, one Wile E. Coyote. They also searched his residence and found numerous explosive and incendiary devices marked ACME, and plans to kill a bird. The bird's name has not been released at this time.
@noodles2452
@noodles2452 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@Optimaloptimus
@Optimaloptimus 5 жыл бұрын
I’ll take a wild guess and say that the birds name might be beep beep.
@aeiou1738
@aeiou1738 2 жыл бұрын
Why does this not have more likes😂
@brandonballcheese5704
@brandonballcheese5704 4 жыл бұрын
"What do you even do with a fist like that?" Oh you would be surprised my guy.
@meyakabrown795
@meyakabrown795 3 жыл бұрын
Good joke son. 🤣👍
@popcornchicken9762
@popcornchicken9762 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly at what point does he stop saying 'phallic objects' and just start calling them 'Blurry Bois'
@devinmiller2029
@devinmiller2029 5 жыл бұрын
lmfaooo
@Isnogood12
@Isnogood12 5 жыл бұрын
Twonk Twonk Bonk Bonk?
@xk0rruptdx
@xk0rruptdx 3 жыл бұрын
When the tnt popped up n he said, “Very dangerous stuff right there good NYPD” caught me 😂🤣💀
@RC-lf3ie
@RC-lf3ie 5 жыл бұрын
11:08 i...is that a traffic cone?
@michaellesniak2274
@michaellesniak2274 5 жыл бұрын
Yup. And I believe it was jammed in that young lady's rear entrance.
@Lithane97
@Lithane97 5 жыл бұрын
Glad I wasn't the only one that noticed...
@Hexx117
@Hexx117 5 жыл бұрын
yodel lay yodel lay yodel lay hee hoo
@livinlife209
@livinlife209 5 жыл бұрын
Pray for donut, he’s in denial of his infection with the corona virus
@Cpt_Boony_Hat
@Cpt_Boony_Hat 5 жыл бұрын
Next thing you know he’ll get Lyme disease
@TheOdst219
@TheOdst219 5 жыл бұрын
@@Cpt_Boony_Hat but he's already got Lygma.
@prodigy1654
@prodigy1654 5 жыл бұрын
He isn’t denying it, he said he is dying from the kung flu, and that was a corona virus meme
@StoicObserverS
@StoicObserverS 5 жыл бұрын
He just needs some lines and he will be fine.
@user-os7kz3jy5c
@user-os7kz3jy5c 5 жыл бұрын
U mean kung-flu
@skittlemenow
@skittlemenow 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm pretty sure that is a my little pony doll in a jar of semen" Thank you so very much for sharing this and describing it. I definitely needed to hear about that one sir.
@wtfamidoing9716
@wtfamidoing9716 3 жыл бұрын
for more information feel free the watch the "my little pony cum jar" video from Whang!'s channel
@julian23561
@julian23561 5 жыл бұрын
Everybody's got the flu. Hans, get the flammenwurfer.
@NickkAtNyte
@NickkAtNyte 5 жыл бұрын
What's a flammenwerfer? Who cares, it werfs flammen, that's all you need to know.
@gameysleet0435
@gameysleet0435 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like he had a experience with the bicycle bible seller
@sweaterwearingsquirrel9302
@sweaterwearingsquirrel9302 5 жыл бұрын
It was oddly specific.
@barneymiller7894
@barneymiller7894 5 жыл бұрын
I've met one, wonder if it was the same guy? 😂😂😂
@garrettnewland6081
@garrettnewland6081 5 жыл бұрын
yeah he was referring to mormons 😂
@gameysleet0435
@gameysleet0435 5 жыл бұрын
It’s a Florida man priest that got lost
@Ixe2077
@Ixe2077 5 жыл бұрын
@@gameysleet0435 Does he like music disc and gravity, as well as have a funky looking star in his haircut??
@fifiladu2659
@fifiladu2659 10 ай бұрын
By far the hardest I have laughed at a Donut video! As much as I watch him, it’s hard to believe that I have missed this gem till now. 😂
@bgordon647
@bgordon647 5 жыл бұрын
Donut went and got TB to complete his Doc Holliday look.
@autismisuncontrollable4925
@autismisuncontrollable4925 5 жыл бұрын
>They took your family >Donut names the pets and his son but not his gf >oh oh
@toaster8369
@toaster8369 4 жыл бұрын
I would’ve submitted the meme “You never expect the Spanish Inquisition”, not on the table, just as itself.
@randomraccoon9792
@randomraccoon9792 5 жыл бұрын
"I crawled my ass out of bed"best line ever idk why but it just got me
@shaqattac
@shaqattac 5 жыл бұрын
Damn, SimpliSafe must have just added the Attack Squirt to their package...
@Nepomniachtchi_Austin
@Nepomniachtchi_Austin 2 жыл бұрын
Hats off to the guy who fixed the revolver
@Ech0Chamber
@Ech0Chamber 5 жыл бұрын
1:19 That's the most dangerous firearm I've seen in your house. The CAT-47
@barneymiller7894
@barneymiller7894 5 жыл бұрын
I have the CATs-74u, tiny. But DANGEROUS.
@barneymiller7894
@barneymiller7894 5 жыл бұрын
You can own one of those if the guns deactivated, a guy in my county who runs a military museum has a running, driving Patton.
@andresbarela1434
@andresbarela1434 5 жыл бұрын
When you're upset they took Brandon Herrera, but you didn't even mention your wife...
@BrandonHerrera
@BrandonHerrera 5 жыл бұрын
Priorities: 💯
@andresbarela1434
@andresbarela1434 5 жыл бұрын
@@BrandonHerrera WITNESSED!!! I SHALL RIDE INTO VALHALLA MILLED AND WOODEN!
@Gavolak
@Gavolak 4 жыл бұрын
tactical hammer: a hammer with an acog, rifle butt, and extended handle.
@meyakabrown795
@meyakabrown795 3 жыл бұрын
It's cause his level is over 9000. 🤷🏻
@Knifenrazer
@Knifenrazer 5 жыл бұрын
"I can barely move, but I mean Ill still shoot you", that has to be on some cowboys/outlaws grave stone right?. lol
@BigPapaKaiser
@BigPapaKaiser 5 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early that gun was only a century old.
@bradpolmateer4965
@bradpolmateer4965 5 жыл бұрын
Damn I tried that I still felt awful but didnt mind so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤑🤮
@armouredjester1622
@armouredjester1622 3 жыл бұрын
God damn it, you tricked me into wat hing the whole ad spot by being actually entertaining. My favorite SimpliSafe ad was "You're protected, Squirt." *Squirt meows* "No, Squirt! You're protected!"
@Zaltic
@Zaltic 5 жыл бұрын
Damn zombie operator is still making vids when he isn't well. If that doesn't make you subscribe i don't know what will
@northernlight9559
@northernlight9559 5 жыл бұрын
Money
@kevinb314
@kevinb314 5 жыл бұрын
I'm an internet doctor, and that seems like the Irish Flu to me!
@ericn7677
@ericn7677 5 жыл бұрын
I hope you're feeling better Coronut Operator.
@JaxonSanders
@JaxonSanders 5 жыл бұрын
1:46 Can’t tell if he is a 15 year old Tiktok guy or the actual 🍩
@mattr4078
@mattr4078 5 жыл бұрын
8:09 Corona and all Asian cops LOL
@erikhoryza9068
@erikhoryza9068 3 жыл бұрын
The fist with a suction ring on the bottom 😭😂😂 "what would you even do with a fist like that?" ☠
@An-A-Quay
@An-A-Quay 5 жыл бұрын
You've yee'd your last haw Texas Red.
@buda9564
@buda9564 5 жыл бұрын
The flu? ... Or a thicc case of corona? 😂 hope u feel better soon donut
@PhilJLF
@PhilJLF 5 жыл бұрын
Anthony Buda nooo... it’s heroine withdrawal ;)
@TheAsianOfChaos
@TheAsianOfChaos 5 жыл бұрын
Anthony Buda lol it’s prolly corona he was at shotshow
@jackmcreynolds6888
@jackmcreynolds6888 3 жыл бұрын
“Oh they must be in England confiscating rocks, papers and scissors” 😂 bet line yet
@mostpaloney5400
@mostpaloney5400 5 жыл бұрын
8:08 killed me, The moment he realised was gold 😂
@OriginalPotatotube
@OriginalPotatotube 5 жыл бұрын
Most Paloney honestly the best shop I hope they won 😂😂😂
@-fidel7113
@-fidel7113 5 жыл бұрын
Fr genius
@Harry-dv7tg
@Harry-dv7tg 5 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂😂 looks at Boris Johnson our prime minister and says ... is that Prince Andrew he should be arrested? Oh dear Donut 😂😂
@TonyRule
@TonyRule 5 жыл бұрын
6:48 It doesn't look like Boris Johnson to me - the hair's the wrong style and appears more grey than blonde. But it's certainly not Prince Andrew either.
@jtreed3296
@jtreed3296 4 жыл бұрын
6:26 Donut, you know exactly what that is. Don't lie to to us, fellow weeb
@Ace_BlackStar
@Ace_BlackStar 3 жыл бұрын
Just wait for this anime season it’s about to get crazy
@leonardgaming7063
@leonardgaming7063 3 жыл бұрын
boku no pico for best anime
@tkob8294
@tkob8294 3 жыл бұрын
Almost fell out of my seat when I saw that
@timrattenbury4768
@timrattenbury4768 5 жыл бұрын
“What would u do with a plastic hand like that”. OHHH
@Baloghjonathon
@Baloghjonathon 5 жыл бұрын
Donut: remembers to blur everything... *Scrolls past hantei girl with traffic cone up her rear at the end* 🤣
@Jack-nn6gn
@Jack-nn6gn 5 жыл бұрын
*he knew*
@shymigrain9338
@shymigrain9338 5 жыл бұрын
@@Jack-nn6gn we all knew ... *curls up with wife*...she doesn't know
@yukiyuki4783
@yukiyuki4783 5 жыл бұрын
If anyone wants to know where it is, it's at 11:08
@brownwrench
@brownwrench 4 жыл бұрын
That old revolver could still raise a pretty good lump on somebody's head.
@cursedboyir
@cursedboyir 5 жыл бұрын
Quarantine donut because he got the corona virus. Call him corona donut.
@bobitobob3453
@bobitobob3453 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@cashcherry8754
@cashcherry8754 5 жыл бұрын
Coronut
@libertarian1637
@libertarian1637 5 жыл бұрын
What's sad is possessing that inoperable firearm is still a Class-E Felony in NY. The NYS legislator took a clause out of the law which required the ability for the weapon readily discharge a round before it would qualify as a firearm. As a NY LEO sometimes our legislator can be quite disappointing, especially regarding weapons laws. I recall when the SAFE Act was originally passed it didn't include a law enforcement exception; this meant we were briefed on how if in the course of response to a school shooting we were informed we would/could face felony murder charges if in response we caused the death of the shooter. You have to love a law called the SAFE Act that instantly made NY schools less safe.
@Sergio_Arts
@Sergio_Arts 2 жыл бұрын
5:06 - Me: No, wait! It’s just an air soft gun! I was taking a cool picture! AHGUJHBDIHEBDIJEBCI
@saturnmedia1
@saturnmedia1 5 жыл бұрын
11:07 Just look at the tweet above Kendrick Lobstar's tweet.
@K_Marrs
@K_Marrs 5 жыл бұрын
Squalf Butteryant fart
@Snubrevolver
@Snubrevolver 5 жыл бұрын
whoo boy
@daynecee683
@daynecee683 5 жыл бұрын
0:00 *sees that donut looks like a crackhead* “You either for a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain”
@captain-mcnips7630
@captain-mcnips7630 4 жыл бұрын
He knows what “that” is. His voice says literally everything😂
@mr.s2005
@mr.s2005 5 жыл бұрын
"very dangerous""????? who runs their facebook page, Bloomberg?
@mikemiller5637
@mikemiller5637 5 жыл бұрын
Mr. S hey! if a mad man chucked that busted pistol at you it could really hurt. Think before you speak
@1502-Qek
@1502-Qek 5 жыл бұрын
"I'll still shoot you, but I'll know when you're coming in my house." XD OOF
@pacerbryant3124
@pacerbryant3124 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for helping me get through some tough times recently.
@sarinat3101
@sarinat3101 5 жыл бұрын
I thought this was Donut's inner-city cousin, Hoodie Operator.
@handimanjay6642
@handimanjay6642 5 жыл бұрын
No worries, the assailants were released hours later because there is NO F-in Bail in NYC now.
@forrestdorman4870
@forrestdorman4870 5 жыл бұрын
Handiman Jay and there’s now an increase in crime as a result.
@justkate2529
@justkate2529 4 жыл бұрын
@OSAZEE LEGEMAH No they dont.
@douglask7366
@douglask7366 3 жыл бұрын
6:21 - "Dear god, they've seized themselves" I have no idea why but that made me laugh so hard I was tearing up
@johnwayne9367
@johnwayne9367 5 жыл бұрын
Webley revolver looks like it could have been dropped from an airplane by a WWI ace
@travisrigney3786
@travisrigney3786 5 жыл бұрын
No one: Donut: “it’s corona time”
@tflwulf69
@tflwulf69 5 жыл бұрын
Donut "And now I have coronavirus" Brits "Corona? That's nothing wait till you have seen "6 pints of stella virus" then you will worry" If you don't know what Stella Artois or the Brit joke about it you might not get this.
@travisrigney3786
@travisrigney3786 5 жыл бұрын
Richard Lunness you did not have to explain yourself, but thank you for the good joke
@tflwulf69
@tflwulf69 5 жыл бұрын
@@travisrigney3786 Thanks :)
@chrissaenz1513
@chrissaenz1513 2 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this when it came out. It got recommend to me again. Oh, how so much has changed since January of 2020.
@ConnorRK-nk8rg
@ConnorRK-nk8rg 5 жыл бұрын
They finally found the gun that Vito Corleone used on Fanucci.
@longdongdaddyfromcincinnat9083
@longdongdaddyfromcincinnat9083 5 жыл бұрын
I would’ve photoshopped in Jeff Goldblum where he’s laying on his side with his unbuttoned shirt.
@grosebud4554
@grosebud4554 3 жыл бұрын
What a cool cop. Dude skates and has a skate store. Right on.
@Aluttuh
@Aluttuh 5 жыл бұрын
did he drink the coronas or contract the coronas?
@chrissoup4683
@chrissoup4683 5 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@barneymiller7894
@barneymiller7894 5 жыл бұрын
Two things can be real.
@MidnightmoonRR
@MidnightmoonRR 4 жыл бұрын
Tfw he says its just the flu >looks into the future, Donut, Buddy I got some bad news
@midnight_x_edits
@midnight_x_edits 4 жыл бұрын
It wasnt the virus it was the flu get over yourself
@jugz9130
@jugz9130 4 жыл бұрын
@@midnight_x_edits calm down dick head
@ldw556
@ldw556 3 жыл бұрын
Tomato, tomato
@EddyOnTheBlock
@EddyOnTheBlock 5 жыл бұрын
It's funny because Donut actually knows who swaggersouls is... This is great...
@brandonhirstcaron8020
@brandonhirstcaron8020 4 жыл бұрын
The all asian cop with the coronas is the only one that made me laugh
@kelvinlam6617
@kelvinlam6617 5 жыл бұрын
Donut looks like he went to florida and came back
@SuperLegolover23
@SuperLegolover23 5 жыл бұрын
Damn, I’m bummed my entry didn’t make it in the video. Great one as always though donut.
@LittleMissLeared
@LittleMissLeared 5 жыл бұрын
"Hey... that's the gun I lost some time ago. How do I get it back from this NYPD?" - Sincerely, General John Schofield, Civil War General
@dolphin8815
@dolphin8815 5 жыл бұрын
Hope you're feeling better brother. God bless and god speed. Love ya ]3
@jpratt9038
@jpratt9038 Жыл бұрын
9:02, honestly that lineup is funny af!
@coreycantrell1627
@coreycantrell1627 5 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that heard “this new simplysafe Glock?”
these cops seized what?
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