these DMs make me lose faith in humanity

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Not Even Emily

Not Even Emily

Күн бұрын

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@nikishri
@nikishri 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The guy with the Villa was indeed a real estate agent and was trying to sell her the house when he texted her first
@nikk-named
@nikk-named 4 жыл бұрын
And when she didn't reply he just wrote it to her anyways bc maybe she'll read it and come back to him and it's not like he hadn't already saved the description on his phone anyways
@arurasky
@arurasky 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@bugkramps
@bugkramps 4 жыл бұрын
but why would he advertise a tv that doesn't come with the house?
@faenene
@faenene 4 жыл бұрын
I’m confused I thought that the person who wrote all that was a girl. The previous message called them Chloe, and I’m sure that’s a girls name but everybody is calling them a he
@wheresdarice3988
@wheresdarice3988 4 жыл бұрын
1:55
@cadebowman4582
@cadebowman4582 4 жыл бұрын
Never thought id have to see someone say that showing affection to your _own pet_ of the same gender is gay....
@maiguelairou8145
@maiguelairou8145 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA, god now this is funny
@lucidfangirl1030
@lucidfangirl1030 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr! I mean, life isn't a magical anime where your cat or dog will turn into a sexy anthrope
@wh9686
@wh9686 4 жыл бұрын
the implications of that ....
@snailofkale
@snailofkale 4 жыл бұрын
Loving your children is gay
@lj.853
@lj.853 4 жыл бұрын
Loving yourself is gay.
@izlinsol
@izlinsol 4 жыл бұрын
the lesbian gods knighting you with a kristen stewart poster with hailey kiyoko playing in the background is how i wish my coming out was
@RicardoMoralesMassin
@RicardoMoralesMassin 4 жыл бұрын
That was a very beautiful picture she drew with words. It belong on gay tiktok
@emmalyndorscheid4965
@emmalyndorscheid4965 4 жыл бұрын
Yess!!😂
@damnthatscrazy605
@damnthatscrazy605 3 жыл бұрын
true
@sage_2608
@sage_2608 3 жыл бұрын
i now need a Kristen Stewart poster
@nitrokrazy3593
@nitrokrazy3593 4 жыл бұрын
The only thing making me lose faith in humanity is the fact that people dislike Emily's Videos
@punkithecat
@punkithecat 4 жыл бұрын
The dislikes are from the dudes in the DMs
@apexyl5135
@apexyl5135 4 жыл бұрын
The men who can’t text respectfully must make their opinion clear somehow😂 got theyre idiots tho
@zombielandtay4827
@zombielandtay4827 4 жыл бұрын
I mean its 11,000 to 24
@chossenone9508
@chossenone9508 4 жыл бұрын
thanks for reminding me to ☺
@apexyl5135
@apexyl5135 4 жыл бұрын
Chossen One Are you butthurt bebe?👶
@notthevibe.
@notthevibe. 4 жыл бұрын
"They knighted me with a rolled up Kristin Stewart poster, I just am gay now" This is my new answer when people asking me why I'm gay. Thank you Emily
@auronnyagangopadhyay7104
@auronnyagangopadhyay7104 4 жыл бұрын
lolll
@vcheesy8686
@vcheesy8686 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@queer-ios3155
@queer-ios3155 3 жыл бұрын
Also, if people you're closeted to ask you can say you're a twilight fan
@locallance1529
@locallance1529 4 жыл бұрын
Me: *sees title* Also me: “Didn’t know it did that.”
@umidk8552
@umidk8552 4 жыл бұрын
was it different or am i just stupid and don't get it
@isamoa
@isamoa 4 жыл бұрын
@@umidk8552 I don't either lol
@salonii6345
@salonii6345 4 жыл бұрын
@@umidk8552 lol same
@patienceholmes841
@patienceholmes841 4 жыл бұрын
Wait what lmao?
@locallance1529
@locallance1529 4 жыл бұрын
Like the tiktok sound that’s just “oh. Didn’t know it did that.” So I was saying I didn’t know that people have faith In humanity.
@haveagoodmourning
@haveagoodmourning 4 жыл бұрын
The zoom-in shots and pauses are killing me. Comedic timing: on point.
@point-bl4nk
@point-bl4nk 4 жыл бұрын
in small doses, yes. but after a while... mmmhh
@haveagoodmourning
@haveagoodmourning 4 жыл бұрын
@@point-bl4nk Eh fair point. I didn't think it got all too overwhelming, but it did edge on it at times to be honest. I wrote the comment about halfway through the video lol
@oisincasey3710
@oisincasey3710 4 жыл бұрын
Oml “ I almost didn’t take notice of thy t*ts almost made me lol
@lavenderiaromero8707
@lavenderiaromero8707 4 жыл бұрын
i need a mug saying "the lesbian gods are knocking at my door"
@TPNsBiggestFan
@TPNsBiggestFan 4 жыл бұрын
Lol God imnlame
@PmpknHead
@PmpknHead 4 жыл бұрын
Same, I wish lesbians were actually knocking on my door. Maybe I could get a girlfriend
@cockyrudeselfishloudgirlyg2852
@cockyrudeselfishloudgirlyg2852 4 жыл бұрын
@@PmpknHead I feel you 🥲👌
@pj263
@pj263 4 жыл бұрын
666th like 😎
@lmaolini
@lmaolini 4 жыл бұрын
@@PmpknHead t h i s
@aesthetics2445
@aesthetics2445 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite quotes from Emily: "You can have your kidney back I don't want it" "I respect the ugly community but it ain't me sis" "This looks like if McDonalds started making horror movies" "I'm good at math, not because I'm Asian but because I'm smart" "Well after being with you I'm questioning" "Stuffed animals and the back of your hand don't count" "Stop spitting all over my porch!"
@norffillian8926
@norffillian8926 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, i like them too! They're sassy af I also like: "Betray us like this and we're taking your stethoscope away!" "You can do cocaine off of a gas station toilet seat and I still would cheer you on" "Iwasnttalkingaboutyouiwastalkingaboutsabrinatheteenagewitch"
@rajshreesharma8726
@rajshreesharma8726 4 жыл бұрын
From where she is??
@cerealkiller8427
@cerealkiller8427 4 жыл бұрын
which videos are these from?
@aesthetics2445
@aesthetics2445 4 жыл бұрын
@@norffillian8926 XD YEs
@aesthetics2445
@aesthetics2445 4 жыл бұрын
@@cerealkiller8427 I mostly forgot but some of them are from her romantic comedies video, its okay to be single video, tik tok povs video, hot guys on insta video, worst prom proposal, and marriage is a trap video.
@Silvia_1270
@Silvia_1270 4 жыл бұрын
This girl deserve 1 million subs . Me clicking on one of her videos in my youtube homepage is the only reason why I still have faith in humanity . Also she's the most unproblematic youtuber , I have ever come across.
@crunchylettuce
@crunchylettuce 4 жыл бұрын
EMILY DESERVES THE ENTIRE WORLD.
@yazzy92
@yazzy92 4 жыл бұрын
Actually tho, she deserves so many more subs than she has!! 😁
@selene768
@selene768 4 жыл бұрын
She really does
@bloopity4117
@bloopity4117 4 жыл бұрын
Plus, she’s an icon with viral vines!
@Xayjohns
@Xayjohns 4 жыл бұрын
Emily is a blessing indeed
@t0xicb1tch
@t0xicb1tch 4 жыл бұрын
Nice way to start my day
@Edinggo
@Edinggo 4 жыл бұрын
You JUST stared your day
@yves_lover1
@yves_lover1 4 жыл бұрын
Sunset Stars huh
@wanda3116
@wanda3116 4 жыл бұрын
Nice way to end my day
@Lilyjem39
@Lilyjem39 4 жыл бұрын
Ella Dingzon yeah there’s a thing called *timezones*
@whydoi.442
@whydoi.442 4 жыл бұрын
Nice way to end my day (for me 😅)
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
@AveryTalksAboutStuff 4 жыл бұрын
"Your major is called psychology, fun fact." Did Ben Shapiro write this DM?
@noodlesmaster69420
@noodlesmaster69420 4 жыл бұрын
Le-let's say, right, that physiology is a real word, and is an actual category that people study, what would it even be about? It would be about nothing si-since we know that it's not a real word. My wife is a doctor. She knows that ph-phy-physiology is not a real branch of study.
@nayamorganm8778
@nayamorganm8778 4 жыл бұрын
@@noodlesmaster69420 I am laughing my ass off at this comment. 😂
@Lisa_Vino
@Lisa_Vino 4 жыл бұрын
@@noodlesmaster69420 I actually read that in his voice lol
@khaashbal6407
@khaashbal6407 4 жыл бұрын
@@ABRTPDR pfft sure sure
@thebusybeanhomecafe4035
@thebusybeanhomecafe4035 4 жыл бұрын
No, it was Classically Abby. His sister
@versacetae_3580
@versacetae_3580 4 жыл бұрын
“And I cry tears of honey mustard”
@ramenyoun501
@ramenyoun501 4 жыл бұрын
3:08
@BBoPPo88
@BBoPPo88 4 жыл бұрын
Asyoumayormaynotknow is such a unique last name. Does that fit in forms?
@xtasch9595
@xtasch9595 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@avrila4588
@avrila4588 4 жыл бұрын
@@xtasch9595 fr
@Punkrockpenguin2
@Punkrockpenguin2 3 жыл бұрын
It's actually Emilyasyoumay ormaynotknow
@ratedpending
@ratedpending 4 жыл бұрын
2020 is literally earth on hard mode and my question is WHO TURNED THE DIFFICULTY UP I WAS ALREADY LOSING ON NORMAL
@ratedpending
@ratedpending 4 жыл бұрын
@@aceofspades2201 I'm still on the tutorial I guess my game is glitched because it's been frozen for like 6 months
@ratedpending
@ratedpending 4 жыл бұрын
@@aceofspades2201 Yeah I feel like they packed too much into that update. Imo they shoulda spread it out across the game cycle, or at the very least make it just DLC. It's also frustrating how bugged the travel feature is thanks to the new update since some locations have been nerfed way harder than others. I'm of course talking about for higher level players, I haven't even unlocked the travel feature yet.
@madhukrishnagoteti8040
@madhukrishnagoteti8040 4 жыл бұрын
This comment chain is pure gold.
@ramenyoun501
@ramenyoun501 4 жыл бұрын
My dude it's no where near hard mode yet, remember the bubonic times? Or the Tudor period just "🤢🤮" disease and crazy people
@ratedpending
@ratedpending 4 жыл бұрын
@@ramenyoun501 no that's hardcore mode you only unlock that after you get a certain amount of achievements and even then I think they removed it a few patches ago but they could bring it back (i hate how game developers take away a feature then bring it back like we've never seen it before)
@jamie6785
@jamie6785 4 жыл бұрын
the guy who corrected her spelling probably wears a fedora and hasn't showered in weeks 😀👍
@m.kjordan5449
@m.kjordan5449 4 жыл бұрын
pfffffffffft-💀💀💀🙈🙈🙈
@dami_damien
@dami_damien 4 жыл бұрын
"**tips fedora** M'Lady"
@husband-of-chinggis
@husband-of-chinggis 4 жыл бұрын
i love your profile pic!!
@bluecrazyclown._.9865
@bluecrazyclown._.9865 4 жыл бұрын
How did you get such an amazing profile photo?!
@maximk9964
@maximk9964 4 жыл бұрын
Well, *ACTUALLY* what you are referring to is called a "trilby" hat, a "fedora" has a wider brim, fun fact, sweetie. P.S. I _was_ going to shower, but writing this comment seemed more important
@crazystevonia1085
@crazystevonia1085 4 жыл бұрын
"It's like the level of bad where I think that this is a social experiment" LMAO WHAT💀💀
@rachel_em
@rachel_em 4 жыл бұрын
"ive been called racist against women" you sure about that?
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 4 жыл бұрын
We bigfoots get DMs from bigfoot hunters asking for footprint casts
@grantamanta2415
@grantamanta2415 4 жыл бұрын
Do they ask for very blurry pictures of you aswell
@friendlyneighborhoodloser2639
@friendlyneighborhoodloser2639 4 жыл бұрын
i haven’t seen one of your comments in a while. i was getting worried about you lol i love your comments
@cultanimationarchiveyoutub8852
@cultanimationarchiveyoutub8852 4 жыл бұрын
So these Bigfoot hunters are asking you for feet pics?
@iceheart9044
@iceheart9044 4 жыл бұрын
Cult Animation Archive KZbin Channel ...
@husband-of-chinggis
@husband-of-chinggis 4 жыл бұрын
putting "very racist" in your tinder bio is some power move. a terrible, terrible move, in the completely wrong direction, but a move nonetheless
@testedcatgaming7714
@testedcatgaming7714 2 жыл бұрын
At least you know to avoid them, so it's kinda a good thing, for us at least.
@lukelyon1781
@lukelyon1781 4 ай бұрын
It's like intentionally jumping off the stage in Smash Bros.😂
@RyubearSaysGao
@RyubearSaysGao 4 жыл бұрын
Emily has been laying it on with the gay jokes, so much so, that I would almost think... That she's lovely, inclusive and should keep going. Love this channel.
@nataliedrain8022
@nataliedrain8022 4 жыл бұрын
Had us in the first half not gonna lie
@RyubearSaysGao
@RyubearSaysGao 3 жыл бұрын
I just came across this comment of mine again. Aged well, Emily has a girlfriend now. Bless her.
@salonii6345
@salonii6345 3 жыл бұрын
@@RyubearSaysGao lmao yess
@iheartkimseungmin
@iheartkimseungmin 3 жыл бұрын
@@RyubearSaysGao she does? Oh good for here I’m still waiting for my ryujin 😩
@iheartkimseungmin
@iheartkimseungmin 3 жыл бұрын
@@RyubearSaysGao or Kristen Stewart
@gabeduncan3626
@gabeduncan3626 4 жыл бұрын
If I had a dollar for every ounce of desperation that guy at 7:47 had, I'd have a villa 128 steps from the beach currently valued at 3 million complete with its own gym, tennis court infinity pool, 8 bedrooms and basement with a pool table, ping pong table and a 60 inch flat screen tv
@deeryyyyy707
@deeryyyyy707 4 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 😂
@viaferreira7671
@viaferreira7671 4 жыл бұрын
Haha :)
@avrila4588
@avrila4588 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@HopeButMiserable
@HopeButMiserable 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@dracosxroses4368
@dracosxroses4368 3 жыл бұрын
This needs more likes
@rheanasmith9011
@rheanasmith9011 4 жыл бұрын
i've lost faith in humanity even before coronavirus.
@Darkniight
@Darkniight 4 жыл бұрын
My thoughts lol
@juggerswood
@juggerswood 4 жыл бұрын
How does that actually happen? What? Did you see a fat guy rubbing the spilled ice cream off his shirt onto a street lamp in broad daylight?
@Darkniight
@Darkniight 4 жыл бұрын
@@juggerswood Yup, but instead of a streetlight, it was the sidewalk. And then some Karen came to him, and started yelling at him for littering. 🥱🤦‍♀️
@jasonlloll
@jasonlloll 4 жыл бұрын
@@juggerswood I think it's also the fact that we're killing our planet and each other
@rheanasmith9011
@rheanasmith9011 4 жыл бұрын
@Mjsi619 it makes me smile when someone mentions that my profile pic matches my exact mood in my comment.
@musicalchairstacking
@musicalchairstacking 4 жыл бұрын
"also I'm a racist towards women" .... I mean- that's just called sexism. edit: y'all I understand what he meant and I realized this later sorry
@ratedpending
@ratedpending 4 жыл бұрын
they called me like a "me saw gynecologist" or something idk lol Edit: I think it was "miss saw shin is" dunno what it means tho
@honhonhonbaguettes
@honhonhonbaguettes 4 жыл бұрын
lmao that's like how i'm allergic to fire
@lillypharaoh5945
@lillypharaoh5945 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe his only racist to women (black women, Asian women, middle eastern women but not the men from these categories) that's such a stupid explanation but it makes sense in my head 😂😂😂😂
@acomet2509
@acomet2509 4 жыл бұрын
That’s just the idiocy at work
@musicalchairstacking
@musicalchairstacking 4 жыл бұрын
@@lillypharaoh5945 no that makes sense to me, good point
@charliekat8able
@charliekat8able 4 жыл бұрын
The irony of that guy being transphobic and then talking about the Matrix when the creators of the Matrix said that the Matrix is a trans allegory 🤦‍♀️
@nope-ve9ks
@nope-ve9ks 4 жыл бұрын
They did?
@Octobris
@Octobris 4 жыл бұрын
Annnd they're trans themselves ;)
@artnerd3727
@artnerd3727 4 жыл бұрын
LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING SJSJSJSLK
@beamshark
@beamshark 4 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume that our faith in humanity wasn't already lost
@burdenernie6050
@burdenernie6050 4 жыл бұрын
What humanity?
@emeeeeeeeeeeeee
@emeeeeeeeeeeeee 4 жыл бұрын
"you look depressed" That's a very good point, Diana. Thank you for bringing that up.
@sydneywalker2295
@sydneywalker2295 4 жыл бұрын
Trap shooting is shooting clay pigeons that are launched from a trap machine, that is located in a traphouse. IT'S A TARP!!!
@lindenm.9149
@lindenm.9149 4 жыл бұрын
Trap is literally so boring. Mans better pick a better shooting game, skeet, 5-stand, or sporting clay are more dynamic.
@lj.853
@lj.853 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh I assumed it was her10n
@martinaross4042
@martinaross4042 4 жыл бұрын
How to scroll so far just to find the answer to this question :'(
@CAPTAIN_CLOCK
@CAPTAIN_CLOCK 4 жыл бұрын
@@lj.853 i thought it was trans women (as in fetishisation of trans women) 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
@imjustlike..t-t
@imjustlike..t-t 4 жыл бұрын
@@CAPTAIN_CLOCK Same
@AshleyPicklesHCLC
@AshleyPicklesHCLC 3 жыл бұрын
“I pride myself in handling rejection... I’ve had a lot of practice 😚✌🏼” I felt that
@musidaw
@musidaw 4 жыл бұрын
Petition for the Kardashians to be Emily's maids
@nigelsoriano4909
@nigelsoriano4909 4 жыл бұрын
i'll sign it
@fardifaalam605
@fardifaalam605 4 жыл бұрын
i'll sign it
@clamontheshore5408
@clamontheshore5408 4 жыл бұрын
i’ll sign it
@avocadochony211
@avocadochony211 4 жыл бұрын
i’ll sign it
@CAPTAIN_CLOCK
@CAPTAIN_CLOCK 4 жыл бұрын
thanks for your pfp making me think there was a stain on my screen
@tamakama5844
@tamakama5844 4 жыл бұрын
It took me way too long to realize these DMs weren't actually sent to her
@cadebowman4582
@cadebowman4582 4 жыл бұрын
You posted as soon as I opened the app... it was _meant to be_
@alyssanielsen8521
@alyssanielsen8521 4 жыл бұрын
"If I had a dollar for every ounce of desperation this guy has, I mean, the Kardashians would be my maids." OH MY GOSH- I can't. I had to pause the video to laugh. That was just perfect. 😂😂
@El-gx2wx
@El-gx2wx 4 жыл бұрын
the silence in between talking just really makes this video
@bethg.1114
@bethg.1114 4 жыл бұрын
These messages made me so grateful the lesbian gods came to anoint me as one of them
@carrotcakecat
@carrotcakecat 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@psyhense
@psyhense 3 жыл бұрын
I picture it being very Lord of the Rings ending with but with Galadriel, then the gay guys just getting slapped with a dick and falling to the ground as an Angel flies past.
@BudgieCute
@BudgieCute Жыл бұрын
same!
@magicminie
@magicminie 4 жыл бұрын
i love emily so much. like she's not bratty about having a lot of subscribers and she's not bratty about not having as many as other big youtubers. she's literally so sweet and her videos are literally so perfect, she's also in touch w stuff so she's not like an old lady that's actually young. i literally have no idea what i'm saying,, anyways 😀😀
@rosieposie6322
@rosieposie6322 4 жыл бұрын
Trap is a thing they do where people shoot clay disk for points at competitions. One of my friends is in it
@madtabby66
@madtabby66 4 жыл бұрын
Its fun!
@pinguwingu.
@pinguwingu. 4 жыл бұрын
emily deserves the world this channel is so underrated
@aidam7822
@aidam7822 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm really in touch my feelings and emotions. I've had my heart broken too many times... So you should be open to hooking up." 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮
@thefungiwhisperer2313
@thefungiwhisperer2313 3 жыл бұрын
"I have sixteen fingers and cry cry tears of honey mustard" -Not Even Emily, Aug 2020
@maddie-ob7wb
@maddie-ob7wb 4 жыл бұрын
9:27 as in insane as that entire bio is, back to the future _is_ a “wicked neat” movie
@user-ly3pj1yz4l
@user-ly3pj1yz4l 4 жыл бұрын
6:00 “shooting traps” I might be wrong but... I think that means shooting trans women who some transphobic men consider “traps” because they think that the women should be forced to express that she is trans before talking/ letting the dude even see her because being attracted to her makes the man gay (it doesn’t, because she is still a women) I’m probably wrong but considering the racist bit..
@MariaTex3
@MariaTex3 9 ай бұрын
Since he said he was a farm boy, he probably actually meant he did trap shooting, like skeet shooting or target shooting. It's an actual activity and there are competitions and stuff. It's kinda considered a "country boy" thing. But I get how you might've come to your conclusion.
@abigailhuber8435
@abigailhuber8435 4 жыл бұрын
Shooting trap is a shotgun sport where you fire rounds at clay disks called clay pigeons. The way the pigeons is thrown from the trap house, and the way you move on the course is what separates it from skeet, essentially the same but with two skeet houses, a high and a low, and a different path on the course.
@cyotio
@cyotio 4 жыл бұрын
Someone get this woman an academy award for these skits. I've seen some of the texts my female friends get from desperate or severely cocky guys and It's rather frightening. Some of them go from friendly to threatening in less than a minute when they face rejection. It's absolutely wild.
@needlebaby3609
@needlebaby3609 4 жыл бұрын
emily, every single video: "if you will"
@GreyHeir
@GreyHeir 4 жыл бұрын
It honestly baffles my mind how dry, and I mean drrryyy your humor is yet it makes me laugh lol. I don't know the 1st thing about comedy, but execution on point in my oppinion.
@farateq
@farateq 4 жыл бұрын
If it were water i would believe that water is not wet
@classycassie2857
@classycassie2857 4 жыл бұрын
Emily ur vids are sooooooo amazing. My favorite video you ever did was "Do Teenagers Really Act Like This" I also love how you turn your advertising into a funny skit. Peaceeee
@saraandmoeandbaby
@saraandmoeandbaby 4 жыл бұрын
The sarcasm and disdain in your voice is amazing. I freaking love your videos
@vikaziza1506
@vikaziza1506 2 жыл бұрын
I'm different. My skin is purple, when i'm angry i shoot a gold fish out of my eyes and i can sleep with my eyes open.
@shahzad1853
@shahzad1853 4 жыл бұрын
at this point i really can't figure out why you are so underrated
@r_ABBYT
@r_ABBYT 4 жыл бұрын
You might want to be careful Emily, mocking middle-aged moms like that, they could start ranting at any moment in their Facebook groups.
@maximk9964
@maximk9964 4 жыл бұрын
They'll want to see her manager?
@petermarsella6537
@petermarsella6537 3 жыл бұрын
@@maximk9964 jokes on them, pretty sure she's her own manager
@sushi523
@sushi523 4 жыл бұрын
Ok, but the joke about the Kardashians being her maids... that was so on point and unexpected, had me cracking up xD
@salemedits9320
@salemedits9320 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m DIFFERENT!” *Jughead scene intensifies*
@marinpiasentin7945
@marinpiasentin7945 4 жыл бұрын
her reactions to everything and anything are amazing these videos are great
@blameitoncapitalism
@blameitoncapitalism 4 жыл бұрын
The only guy who said "I'm different" to a girl and it _meant_ something substantial was Michael Jackson in the Thriller video when he said that and immediately *transmorphed himself into a werewolf*
@nognit
@nognit 3 жыл бұрын
dayum
@solvated_photon
@solvated_photon 2 жыл бұрын
I have faith in people, but not in what passes for humanity these days. Those with faith in humanity are either highly sheltered or good with denial. On the positive side, you dodge bullets like a champ.
@chloelin7459
@chloelin7459 4 жыл бұрын
8:45 As a lesbian, I can fully confirm that this is exactly how I became gay.
@moo9874
@moo9874 4 жыл бұрын
6:40 Tbh that's how most my classmates start a conversation,either that or "You're so quiet"
@carlyjayne9186
@carlyjayne9186 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, but back to the future is a dope movie though
@Justchillinr
@Justchillinr 4 жыл бұрын
*THE QUEEN HAS UPLOADED*
@mori5918
@mori5918 4 жыл бұрын
I absolutely adore the idea of someone showing up at my door and just pronouncing me gay. Next time someone asks me why I am, I might just have to say that's what happened lmao
@lanasteachersellar8757
@lanasteachersellar8757 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, there, Emily. Trap shooting (or trapshooting in North America) is one of the three major disciplines of competitive clay pigeon shooting (shooting shotguns at clay targets). The other disciplines are skeet shooting and sporting clays.[1][2] They are distinguished roughly as follows, with variations within each group: In trap shooting, the targets are launched from a single "house" or machine, generally away from the shooter. In skeet shooting, targets are launched from two houses in somewhat sideways paths that intersect in front of the shooter. Sporting clays includes a more complex course, with many launch points.
@anjanarao1303
@anjanarao1303 4 жыл бұрын
Ahhh I absolutely love love love you Emily, oop my bad- NOT Emily. I love your videos so damn much and it just makes my day so much better! You're the perfect combination of sassy and mature and I just cannot get enough of your personality! Hands down you're the only KZbinr I've seen until now who has a fresh and different perspective and is FUNNY AS HELL! Your video topics are so generic yet SO DIFFERENT at the same time! I legit binge watch your content no matter I am sad, happy or just bored! I love you loads and you deserve so much more! You're definitely going to be big one day♥️♥️♥️ P.S.- Your channel is the only one for which I've turned on that notification bell thingy
@priestpilot
@priestpilot 4 жыл бұрын
How nice of you to make sure I am well nourished! I haven't eaten much all day and I was starving. So I am watching this while making myself a small snack before making dinner. :D
@0bsc3n37
@0bsc3n37 4 жыл бұрын
All the people commenting right now haven’t even watched half of the video
@Lilyjem39
@Lilyjem39 4 жыл бұрын
No sh*t
@mo0onsh0t
@mo0onsh0t 4 жыл бұрын
And?
@gelilamitiku2734
@gelilamitiku2734 4 жыл бұрын
i havent even watched a minute yet.
@itzinred
@itzinred 4 жыл бұрын
wow. genius.
@kuuchan9823
@kuuchan9823 4 жыл бұрын
I've been found-- 👀
@butterknifepatten4455
@butterknifepatten4455 4 жыл бұрын
not enough attention is being given to the spot on PTA mom impersonation
@psychobsessed_
@psychobsessed_ 4 жыл бұрын
“So bye bye fluffy.” OH MY GOSH THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
@Heroltz998
@Heroltz998 4 жыл бұрын
4:59 That's a bullet dodged, if someone is this ready to emotionally extort the relationship would just go downhill, fast.
@raven-fe1eu
@raven-fe1eu 4 жыл бұрын
omg I laughed so hard that my neighbors probably heard, you crack me up and ur sense of humor is just good😂😂😂😂
@kaashmonee
@kaashmonee 10 ай бұрын
your WASP mom impression was so spot on i would love to see more of that you don't have to but it was just so on the money
@mischamccarthy5887
@mischamccarthy5887 4 жыл бұрын
as a lesbian, i can confirm that yes, we will christen you with a poster of kristen stewart and resite sapphic poetry.
@sumpterino
@sumpterino 4 жыл бұрын
Yep, that seems about right. Aren't people just lovely?
@rileyf.838
@rileyf.838 4 жыл бұрын
9:00 Yeah, that’s how all of us find that out.
@DracoBateman
@DracoBateman 3 жыл бұрын
lol the Kristin Stewart poster part X-D
@thegreat21294
@thegreat21294 4 жыл бұрын
"Facebook, Facebook, Pinterest blah blah blah" - LOL how is that exactly my mom - if I could I'd gif that and send it to her
@GLOBIK
@GLOBIK 4 жыл бұрын
This video made me feel like sending a bunch of DMs
@damndanim
@damndanim 4 жыл бұрын
"So bye-bye Fluffy" I died
@tonitoni9059
@tonitoni9059 4 жыл бұрын
I took notes! These guys are HILARIOUS!
@vibhab191
@vibhab191 4 жыл бұрын
These are the same people that would say *oh that wasn’t me, my cousin had my phone and texted you haha*
@paiuwe4346
@paiuwe4346 4 жыл бұрын
Your outro was so wholesome and supportive 🤧
@salonii6345
@salonii6345 3 жыл бұрын
8:37 WELL THIS AGED WELL
@helco2856
@helco2856 4 жыл бұрын
Wish i was getting my DM'S blown up like yours, must be a kicker. Hope you're having a nice day.
@jamessnow3264
@jamessnow3264 4 жыл бұрын
She’s like the best at analogies and similes I can’t stop laughing
@petrichorbones
@petrichorbones 4 жыл бұрын
im so glad im subbed to Emily this is the content that makes me laugh Emily makes me laugh not the stupid boys
@mikaeltuomivaara56
@mikaeltuomivaara56 4 жыл бұрын
me: is about to sleep *gets notification* me :"maybe later"
@lavenderiaromero8707
@lavenderiaromero8707 4 жыл бұрын
YES the queen has uploaded again
@RicardoMoralesMassin
@RicardoMoralesMassin 4 жыл бұрын
That last one was as concerning as it was funny. It was probably a troll or a sort of joke? It's awful. I love it. Also: who rejects Emily??? She's a nurse student, she's funny, witty, a k-pop idol. What more do people want?
@fen-rako9641
@fen-rako9641 4 жыл бұрын
I love the sweet message at the end.
@steffanyeyre7287
@steffanyeyre7287 4 жыл бұрын
Fellow PTA mom here! "shooting trap" or trap shooting is just shooting clay pigeons with guns very yee-yee I like to think that I'm funny
@dionysusfilms165
@dionysusfilms165 4 жыл бұрын
Steffany Eyre lol
@petermarsella6537
@petermarsella6537 3 жыл бұрын
That feels false, but it isn't. Like all I think of is transphobes shooting trans women that haven't undergone a sex change yet and that is way worse
@thecrystaltide3757
@thecrystaltide3757 4 жыл бұрын
6:26 ahh yes, face, body, words in bio, apparel, smile. These are the major diagnostic symptoms of depression
@basukoi5299
@basukoi5299 4 жыл бұрын
Me: looks at title Also me: that’s what I’m thinkin
@thisismyaccount3101
@thisismyaccount3101 4 жыл бұрын
trap shooting is when you have a gun and try to hit these clay disks that a machine is shooting out and yeah. (when i was younger my parents made me join the trap team and i was the only girl and one of the coaches had me off to the side the entire time while he taught me how to do it so i didn’t even interact with the other kids and it was my least favorite activity my parents ever made me do.)
@yonicorn1641
@yonicorn1641 4 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early we were still coplaining about how bad 2016 was
@jasonmorahan7450
@jasonmorahan7450 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a little outside the age group here but the dry humour just makes me smile too much, I mean the first time I saw Dr Cox monologuing on Scrubs I started looking for hidden cameras around the house thinking a lot of this material is mine. Mine. At least on the plus side I'm too much older to go saying things like Damn girl, why can't I meet someone like you, because it's obvious why and I hope you're as impressed with what I did there as me although, to be fair it does rather stipulate that either my mind is, indeed much smaller than yours and hopefully now I have, in fact both satisfied my co dependant need to express how very pleasant it really is to enjoy watching you chat and buried it among enough white conversational noise that I won't need to be very careful opening the next internationally mailed parcel I receive from a girl I may or may not have managed to offend on the internet, whom tracked the physical location of my IP and had a sarcastic epiphany involving a boxed rattlesnake. Girl power. Or, to answer the either from earlier that two glasses of peated, single malt scotch is at the same time enough, too much and not enough to begin posting on the internet. Jury's still out on that one. In any case, love your work. 👍
@ahri546
@ahri546 4 жыл бұрын
The four dislikes are all from niceguys
@lisazdvoru1660
@lisazdvoru1660 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the outro. I feel cared for.
@thanasiskaragiannis2029
@thanasiskaragiannis2029 4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting a sponsor skit throughout the whole video
@liammartin0906
@liammartin0906 4 жыл бұрын
Yeaahh. As always i loved your video. Some people are just really really INTERESTING.
@kenziemin3690
@kenziemin3690 4 жыл бұрын
Can we take a minute to appreciate how beautiful Emily is though? Like omg
@nikhil-kulkarni
@nikhil-kulkarni 4 жыл бұрын
A minute!!? I was doing that throughout the video.
@kenziemin3690
@kenziemin3690 4 жыл бұрын
Nikhil Kulkarni thats even better 😌
@bella-jx4pk
@bella-jx4pk 4 жыл бұрын
she is always beautiful istg.
@johnmckenna5782
@johnmckenna5782 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know if I should say this Emily but I can't believe that you have had your heart broken so many times. You are so beautiful and funny and have so much going for you. I love all of the videos you put out don't ever stop. And yeah all those DMs are pretty awful.
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