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@PinoNichilista3 ай бұрын
bro's channel is growing a lot of subscribers congratulations!!
@bettertobethoughtafool3 ай бұрын
In defense of those parents (to play DEVILS advocate) if I was a religious parent and ran into the vaporeon copypasta I'd ban Pokémon too
@ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan3 ай бұрын
@@exjwpandatower man the channel has grown. I was sent here by Darth Magog when you didnt have 1k subs. He stated you was a crack up, he was right. Well done buddy. Any chance you could cover the hypocrisy of watchtower with regards to Serena Willuams holding the pagan olympic torch. Im not dissing Serena she is an awesome athlete, deserves to be noticed. However it looks like Watchtower is looking the other way here. Maybe a few checks in millions as donations helps??
@Linus-j4f3 ай бұрын
I love your choice of music!
@Tridentofmemes3 ай бұрын
19:11 💀
@PringleAdMaker3 ай бұрын
Imagine asking the weird kid in your class if he wants to play a video game then all he does look at the sky for 5 minutes straight and say no afterwards.
@mineboy_85573 ай бұрын
Wdym that's not normal basic human behavior?!
@mercuryshusbandfr3 ай бұрын
LMFAO 😭
@NatetheSensitivePlant3 ай бұрын
At that point I think he's already possessed and the video games aren't an issue. But props to those kids for being willing to share.
@Qusuduxjwnx3 ай бұрын
This comment actually made me laugh 💀
@PringleAdMaker3 ай бұрын
@@Qusuduxjwnx that's nice to hear :)
@fourstones18603 ай бұрын
Dude Sophia viewing college and being successful as a negative temptation is so depressing 💀💀💀💀
@toastydoge99343 ай бұрын
Literally 😭 if anything it’s a virtue to want to learn and preservere not a sin
@user-wi9hv2pb2q2 ай бұрын
I think I'd rather be in hell than the JW paradise.
@toastydoge99342 ай бұрын
@@user-wi9hv2pb2q that’s actually even more depressing thing to say NGL
@Mr.Villager126 күн бұрын
😭😭😭😭 And me right here trying to always be over 5 on note and she does that, offended
@danteyazidjian96203 ай бұрын
Who knew cupcakes and videogames were the gateways to hell.
@Pukeprincess3 ай бұрын
But beating your wife is ok as long as don't cheat on her
@mr.vorrnyvorrn25163 ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly. What's next? The Matrix?
@DinoRicky3 ай бұрын
@@mr.vorrnyvorrn2516or murder drones?!?!?!
@Raptorozaur3 ай бұрын
@@DinoRickyor fpe?
@hartenny3 ай бұрын
FNAF is satan according to watchtower
@Lotteeslife3 ай бұрын
I love how Satan has a pointy beard because he is “evil” 😭
@Thelastunicornlover3 ай бұрын
It’s one o the worst designs for Satan I’ve ever seen.😂
@Kingborax501-ce3ju3 ай бұрын
It’s like that one Elon musk missile thing, “I need a pointy rocket not a round one! They need to be scared by the missile!”
@Url_Idk3 ай бұрын
@@Kingborax501-ce3juFrom the movie called “the dictator” he says he wants a pointy rocket because pointy is scary and if it’s round it’ll bounce back
@Kingborax501-ce3ju3 ай бұрын
@@Url_Idk that’s what it was, but I could’ve sworn Elon said something like that too
@Url_Idk3 ай бұрын
@@Kingborax501-ce3ju yeah he said that in reference to the movie “the dictator” he made the starship pointy. He said it on a Joe Rohan podcast
@dudanunesbleff3 ай бұрын
I lost it when I saw Jesus and Satan fresh from the hipster barbershop.
@hunterv99833 ай бұрын
I love how extensive trade routes were back then. Someone must have heard or read Buddhist literature, because Bhudda is tempted in a similar way.
@Thelastunicornlover3 ай бұрын
ME TOO!😂😂😂
@RainisVibe3 ай бұрын
Fr tho why does religious figures sometimes so well shaved are heaven and hell barbershops THAT good
@moanayellow19893 ай бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭
@idotdoesstuff3 ай бұрын
@@RainisVibe plus they got his race wrong so thats another thing
@raverider23273 ай бұрын
You can tell most of the "worldly" kids characters have evil & naughty eyes, while sophia & caleb eyes look bright, healthy & innocent. This cartoon is sick
@RandoComandoStudios3 ай бұрын
they all look stoned
@FreakTesticals3 ай бұрын
They look like they have been stung by a bee
@RedCroissantGames3 ай бұрын
they all look like they're mildly allergic to dogs and have a dog nearby
@raverider23273 ай бұрын
@cody.vagabond the org trying to exploit & brain wash the kid with black & white thinking, trying to separate their young members with their "worldly" friends. This is sick & illegal in many ways, making jws kids, including myself can't grow with normal & natural relationships & social development in early childhood.
@MarxistMomentum3 ай бұрын
I hate how this stupid cartoon portrayed Sofia going to college as a bad thing, and they didn't even make any effort to make college look bad. They just showed Sofia succeeding academically and telling others to do the same. That's propaganda 101, make the alternative of your position look as bad as possible, and they somehow failed at that. Disgusting and pathetic are those JW's.
@realdragon3 ай бұрын
They don't want to start people ot start thinking for themselves. Besides majority of academia are atheists and agnostics
@pinedelgado47433 ай бұрын
The JW Governing Body wants their "sheeple" to be dumb and uneducated so as not to ever put two and two together and figure out that they're being SCAMMED.
@Cloeyonty3 ай бұрын
How is going to college bad???I will never understand
@najcymin93783 ай бұрын
@@Cloeyonty It's not, but to JWs (or more accurately, the governing body) they feel like college will make people not want to be apart of the org anymore. They like to say it's because of Satan's influences and temptations, but in reality it just gives people opportunities to build meaningful relationships with people different from them (including "worldly" non-JWs who they soon realize aren't evil pawns of Satan), critical thinking skills, distance from JW influences or manipulation (assuming they move away for college), and a path to financial stability via a degree. It's a nightmare combination if you're a cult trying to keep your followers scared of the outside world and dependent on you. The entire religion is built on fear and emotional blackmail (disobey our rules and we'll take everything from you via disfellowship), so if someone builds a life for themself outside of the org those threats no longer hold any weight because people will just leave on their own. And when people leave, Watchtower loses power and money (from all those donations and free labor). So they choose to demonize education as a horrible thing and say Satan uses it to lead you astray, how if you do choose to pursue higher education you must remain vigilant of all those evil "worldly" people who try to influence you. It's just a classic fearmongering tactic used by cults to prevent people from learning the truth about them.
@auditordoscientosveintitre55453 ай бұрын
@@Cloeyontybecause you'll have less time to waste in cult activities.
@Pickelhelmet-yt4gl3 ай бұрын
As a catholic, it seems like Jehovas witnesses are just people who take the truth and bend it so much that I can’t even understand it anymore
@ratdog63172 ай бұрын
that is true but catholics certainly have no room to talk
@joshuadala3508Ай бұрын
Truth? Oh wait you catholic
@RobinA093 ай бұрын
I hate when I play Minecraft and get sent to eternal damnation
@AgnesBooth-zu7tw3 ай бұрын
Me too
@a_person11203 ай бұрын
Frfr
@realdragon3 ай бұрын
I almost wish heaven was real so when JW goes there one of the angels is like "WTF dude, I payed C&C and still ended up here"
@Regigigas_YT3 ай бұрын
@@realdragon Me be like: YOOOOOOOOO LOOK, I'M HERE AND I PLAYED DEAD CELLS
@tristep43 ай бұрын
I am in the 10th circle of hell for playing Mario kart Wii
@stephenclaridge56543 ай бұрын
One thing from the cupcake video that few people notice, is that Caleb tries to eat it with the wrapper on, implying he doesnt know he has to take it off. This kid has literally never had a cupcake before.
@freeeeeeeez3 ай бұрын
wait, are you supposed to take the whole thing off for a bite? dont u need to just, remove a small part of it?
@stephenclaridge56543 ай бұрын
@@freeeeeeeez he didnt even take a part of it off, he just straight up tried to bite the wrapper
@onelhanzjustean14753 ай бұрын
Oh my god there's fucking Saturday morning propaganda lore!😮😮
@killmenowprettyprett3 ай бұрын
I thought he was trying to bite a bit off the top
@freeeeeeeez3 ай бұрын
@@stephenclaridge5654 damn
@kacklina3 ай бұрын
I'm surprised that you didn't mentioned how the eyes of children playing video games looked like those of addicts.
@abiliv-lf9tz3 ай бұрын
Fr that kid looked so weird 💀
@ancientstraits92883 ай бұрын
I didn't make the connection until you said it
@firstlast98553 ай бұрын
They look so massive compared to Caleb's
@creamcat693 ай бұрын
I was thinking that too
@knkenvАй бұрын
real like i think they were trying to be... diverse. making an indian kid have big eyes. but godDAMN bro what, how do those fit in his skull
@Hysterically_Accurate3 ай бұрын
Reminder: Doomguy is canonically Catholic, Doom is a Christian game
@Reduncanny3 ай бұрын
Lol
@dominicballinger65363 ай бұрын
Take that Jehova! And while we're at it, so is Dracula from Castlevania Lords of Shadow! He killed Satan twice!
@Bluemarblecomics3 ай бұрын
I was like thinking the same thing
@Huntergod33443 ай бұрын
Wait I thought doom was not Christian but a game about killing demons i had that game and play it before it’s was awesome and im a Christian
@Hysterically_Accurate3 ай бұрын
@@Huntergod3344 what can be more Christian than taking the fight to the gates of hell itself and slaughtering demons?
@Darth120003 ай бұрын
It's true not cheating at school is an important lesson to learn, but "to make Jehovah happy" is not the reason...
@Nasiulciaa3 ай бұрын
it's really not, cheating on exams can save a lot of mental power and time and just makes life easier in general
@industrialcathedral3 ай бұрын
@@Nasiulciaa Cheating is just what it is. Cheating. It's unfair to others.
@Darth120003 ай бұрын
@@Nasiulciaa ok, once you got an exam via cheating, how do you solve the same problem when it shows up randomly in later scholarship or at work ? Imagine if your doc had cheated his biology exams, would you want his "expertise" ?
@Algorithm_God_Cult3 ай бұрын
@@Darth12000yes
@Peregrina3 ай бұрын
@@NasiulciaaWould you want a heart doctor who never learned their medical and surgical skills due to cheating?
@theferger3 ай бұрын
Bro Sophia walking out of the class after not even trying to answer the problem, she thought she ate 😂
@dionysus_adores2 ай бұрын
Ngl if a kid that usually does well in school doesn't answer a single problem. It'll be setting off some alarm bells for me. To counseling office for Sofia.
@davidchess198521 күн бұрын
And she's one of the top students in class, but has no idea how to divide 168 by 4 or whatever it was...
@Dr.Sho_Minamimoto7 күн бұрын
@@davidchess1985yeah, she has multiplication down but division of 168/4 is what got her. Not even trying to get partial credit or even work it out step by step. Ironically , the answer is the same as the answer to the universe- *42* . But hey, JW’s need to be stupid and mailable for the watch towers purposes, right?
@tristep43 ай бұрын
I really hate it when I play Mario kart 7 and then get sent to the 20th circle of hell
@tristep43 ай бұрын
ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ʰᵉˡᵖ
@danielnidhiry57963 ай бұрын
@@tristep4 u deserve to be in that place since u played such an obviously evil game
@JeroldBoateng3 ай бұрын
Goof
@Miri110373 ай бұрын
Fr I hate when I play pjsk and I get sent to the 19th circle of hell 😭😭😭😭💀💀
@pyrodegenarate69253 ай бұрын
same, I hate when I play stardew valley and get sent to the boiler room of hell
@ArtIsHuman3 ай бұрын
Oh my god heaven forbid i become a peacful island dweler by playing animal crossing!
@csrencz69423 ай бұрын
If it were called Animal Staking then maybe that would have been okay.
@realdragon3 ай бұрын
God forbid I start hating demons and hell after playing DooM
@Regigigas_YT3 ай бұрын
@@realdragon wouldn't that be a good thing?
@junouno53 ай бұрын
@@Regigigas_YTthat’s the joke lol
@ArtIsHuman3 ай бұрын
@@realdragon rip and tear until it is done.....
@angiewinchester33843 ай бұрын
I lost it when they switched from Caleb being tempted by a seemingly violent videogame to Sophia being tempted by... knowledge?
@GabrielPerez-br5mm2 ай бұрын
I mean the tempt was cheating, not gaining knowledge, but still it’s stupid
@gabbylopez90912 ай бұрын
I think they were trying to explain the concept of cheating being wrong, but they didn't do a very good job of it.
@Ritahstped15 күн бұрын
From what I could tell they were playing Tetris 99... ON AN EFFIN GAMEBOY ADVANCED
@Tabascofanatikerin4 ай бұрын
I'm convinced that in this universe these angels would also cheer whenever a JW denies a blood transfusion and dies or whenever a child decides not to report abus€ by an adult JW out of fear... this is a terrible mindset that's taught here, more terrible than what video games are suppoused to ruin in a person. I just wonder when Watchtower will create their own series of "clean" videogames. I mean, they would surely get unpaid people to do this labor for them, right?
@KnotZMilky3 ай бұрын
Don't even dare put this propaganda in the same category as video games
@Tabascofanatikerin3 ай бұрын
@@KnotZMilky saawwreee 🥺🙏
@SurnaturalM3 ай бұрын
That would take away precious time from their cult duties, and they can't have that.
@trianglemoebius3 ай бұрын
Not only did they already make one, it's a Caleb and Sophia video game. It's basically just a Mario clone, but with none of the charm (or quality).
@alexandersotomurillo57953 ай бұрын
@@trianglemoebius we need him to play it
@Brendanowl3 ай бұрын
I don't want to be that guy, but.... That wasn't a gameboy. It was a gameboy advanced.
@dominicballinger65363 ай бұрын
Nah, that's a gameguy advance, it has four face buttons on the right! Gba only got a and b!
@Brendanowl3 ай бұрын
@@dominicballinger6536 wow, good observation
@ShoNuffSoulBro13 ай бұрын
You ARE that guy … 🤣
@johnathanbruce82273 ай бұрын
Babe, wake up. New Saturday Morning Cartoon Propaganda just dropped.
@amazinglynoone3 ай бұрын
Baaa~ 🐑
@gwentboy18453 ай бұрын
@@amazinglynoonebahahaaa... good bye little sheep 😇☺️
@PinoNichilista3 ай бұрын
I follow this channel from Italy. here the premiere has been at 5:00 pm lol
@JRbeats7193 ай бұрын
I'm here
@Thefrancymaster12003 ай бұрын
@@PinoNichilistaANCHE IO!!(me too in english)
@InnocentFluffyKat3 ай бұрын
Cringed at 10:16. I do not understand why all of heaven would be cheering for a kid who rejected a gameboy and a girl who decided not to cheat for the final answer on her test.
@Sonicshad3 ай бұрын
Its to manipulate the kids
@bluehotsaiyan3 ай бұрын
Same here.
@GabrielPerez-br5mm2 ай бұрын
“Yeah! Let’s go! These random kids who will have no effect on the world just followed the school system and decided that having fun is bad! Woohoo!”
@user-wi9hv2pb2q2 ай бұрын
also they always have to make the normal kids do something bad like bullying or cheating.
@Ll_ring0017 күн бұрын
No wonder they don't have friends.
@ohhimark7423 ай бұрын
It doesn't even make sense how the teacher could say she'd be number 1 in the class if she wasn't already
@Pinksatin-vl8jm3 ай бұрын
Maybe another student was close to being no1 and this was final assignment
@ohhimark7423 ай бұрын
@@Pinksatin-vl8jm but they could ace the test also then she'd still be second
@Pinksatin-vl8jm3 ай бұрын
@@ohhimark742 No I mean that maybe they didn't actually do ranking untill final assignment was graded. Technically she was number 1 in class yes, but not officially, and possibly that duo that was high fiving as soon as they heard about the test were the close second so far. You know, like Eurovision where no contestant is actually called number 1 until all points are given
@auditordoscientosveintitre55453 ай бұрын
If she couldn't solve a simple addition problem I doubt she could have been # 1.
@Pinksatin-vl8jm3 ай бұрын
@@auditordoscientosveintitre5545 It was a division I think though
@ChiakiHatori3 ай бұрын
I lost it when the angels started cheering for Caleb staying an outsider and rejecting making friends and having fun 😂 Let's celebrate another child having a ruined childhood, amazing!
@3rdruler3 ай бұрын
I knew a JW who couldn’t watch Mary Poppins because it has magic in it.
@Thelastunicornlover3 ай бұрын
I like Mary Poppins!
@auditordoscientosveintitre55453 ай бұрын
Yet they can watch Star Wars. 😂😂😂
@raakone3 ай бұрын
the original version in the books says she's a witch, they avoided that W word because they didn't want to upset fundamentalists and ruin the "Disney image." However, they did end up upsetting the author of the books, which is why there are no Mary Poppins rides at Disney theme parks.
@morzemus18053 ай бұрын
Ironically the correct answer to the test question was 42, which, as we all know, is Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything.
@THATBrokeAroSpecWallet3 ай бұрын
Oh boy-
@dominicballinger65363 ай бұрын
Didn't think that story was so Jehova-pleasing
@hartenny3 ай бұрын
i completely lost my sanity when the angels were cheering
@minco9973 ай бұрын
"You just saved the world!"
@tami79923 ай бұрын
Same here
@Sept21.08Ай бұрын
the angels after they see Children give up on their future : 😱
@Fabtastic_Lizard3 ай бұрын
I'm actually so insane when I play the Sims, but its not like I'm going around irl stealing pool ladders and forcing my neighbors to mass produce art in my basement
@shmmmm-d2u2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@silvermoon10663 ай бұрын
I lost it at "Pokemon is a game that teaches children how to enter into the world of witchcraft" like SIR - what do you mean??? And then he says "(..) demons take it quite seriously" as if every time you play the game the demons go "Ah yes, well done my child, that has to be the most evil thing I've ever seen someone do"
@Regigigas_YT3 ай бұрын
I've played this game for my entire life, NEVER HAVE I EVER encountered something that teaches me witchcraft in ANY POKEMON GAME. The closest I've been is when I screamed swear words at Red.
@maffe_distroyer3 ай бұрын
If they were the oficial religion , i would be a satanist cause if the angels gonna hate me for any type of joy in the earth , then im having my homie demon support me triying to catch a eevee
@Thelastunicornlover3 ай бұрын
@@maffe_distroyer😂😂😂
@NatetheSensitivePlant3 ай бұрын
I thought it was funny how he listed "Fantasy roleplay" in the same list as witchcraft, and demons. Like bro I didn't realize having an imagination was evil.
@Regigigas_YT3 ай бұрын
@@maffe_distroyer That's the plot of Shin Megami Tensei
@jrcruz76623 ай бұрын
I couldn't help but laugh when Sophia left that one division problem blank and walking out that classroom with so much confidence
@virusgames74093 ай бұрын
Cheating once in a 4th grade math test won't make you a devil
@AgnesBooth-zu7tw3 ай бұрын
Or give a space at university/collage
@cloakedcarp3 ай бұрын
WRONG, it will instantly transport you to hell while you’ll be tortured nonstop for eternity
@childpeanut50953 ай бұрын
If you do something you perceive as wrong and feel guilt, that guilt and sin can build a barrier between you and God.
@papeandocomraposa82743 ай бұрын
@@childpeanut5095it is actually the oposite, If you do the wrong thing and feel guilty you are more likely to never do It again, if you do the wrong thing and NOT feel guilty, then you will definely do it again
@childpeanut50953 ай бұрын
@@papeandocomraposa8274 Genesis 3:10-11 “I heard Your voice in the garden,” he replied, “and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid myself.” “Who told you that you were naked?” asked the LORD God. “Have you eaten from the tree of which I commanded you not to eat?”
@IonizedOnion3.14153 ай бұрын
“Is melanin banned in heaven?” Is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard 😂
@SantaTheRealАй бұрын
Jehovah prolly doesn’t approve of Melanin either. I mean, doesn’t it seem sinful to let the power of anything but the will of Jehovah change your appearance? (This is not serious, dear reader.)
@Finity_twenty_ten18 күн бұрын
kinda strange because you see plenty of races depicted by Jahoevadadi UwU'z cult when they're not angels.
@Hannah_R4008 күн бұрын
12:05 timestamp
@ThatOneMan8303 ай бұрын
8:20 Hold on, 42 is the correct answer to 168 divided by 4! How would Sofia know that in her fantasy despite struggling to write it down? She’s imagining it! That’s a plot hole!
@AgnesBooth-zu7tw3 ай бұрын
The answer is 42 x 4 = 168
@TheCaregiverSITMOB3 ай бұрын
slight mistake lol
@LeurrEPIKmanKoolmac3 ай бұрын
why does satan look like a star wars villain 😭
@BartholomewFrederickTheThird3 ай бұрын
Count dooku
@minco9973 ай бұрын
Count dooku is satan😯😯😯😯😯
@Cass_the_silly_x32 ай бұрын
@@minco997darn it 😣😣😣
@MickeyBBBBB3 ай бұрын
Me burning in hell because i played the CoComelon game
@turkey48023 ай бұрын
Fair
@AtALossForWords3 ай бұрын
Sorry not sorry 😂
@pythondrink3 ай бұрын
You must have been sent there by another religion since JWs don't have hell
@venicesgf3 ай бұрын
@@pythondrinkif there’s no hell then what’s the point of following all their rules lol
@pythondrink3 ай бұрын
@@venicesgf in the JW religion, ppl who are judged as unrepentant will not be resurrected to life in Paradise. They'll stay dead forever.
@Rayrard3 ай бұрын
Why didn't they at least have Sophia reject the cheating, and have God help her work to the correct answer herself and still succeed? Why didn't Caleb counter his rejection of the game with an offer to "play army" in the playground with sticks with the other kids. The result is making the kids fail and look awkward and feel empty and sad afterward when they are alone on the bus
@Eric_013 ай бұрын
Why didn't she at least put a wrong answer from trying?
@derekmaverick59863 ай бұрын
lol well playing army still wouldn’t be allowed. Maybe playing “dog owner” or “bible character re-enactment” would be allowed
@damonrandall98443 ай бұрын
My son started playing GTA at 10 years old. He knew the difference between fantasy and real violence. How? Because, I taught him while playing with him. No bible or religion required. He and his friends are among the most kind and considerate people I’ve ever known. God had nothing to do with it!
@childpeanut50953 ай бұрын
🤣
@childpeanut50953 ай бұрын
You forget the LORD who made you and numbered the very hairs on your head?
@ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan3 ай бұрын
@@childpeanut5095the lord made us hmmmm ok. Did he make polpot, Hitler, Stalin, Putin, Kim jong un? How about Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy. TIM mcveigh? Come on enlighten me.
@maffe_distroyer3 ай бұрын
Is a good lesson but at the same time , you are aware that game had strippers mission right? Or you skipped those for him? Genuinely curious, cause a kid should see that type of stuff
@finnmller44933 ай бұрын
@@childpeanut5095So you're humiliating those who don't believe? As a Christian myself, that's a very wrong mindset to have, and if I dare say, is the complete opposite of what Jesus has taught us to percieve non-believers to be. Not to mention, it's this kind of behaviour that works against christianity as a whole. Respectfully, you might have to change how you perceive others for the betterment of both yourself and your outlook on life.
@buff.berserker3 ай бұрын
*bursts into the room, violently shaking my girlfriend* BABE WAKE UP, YOU GOTTA WAKE UP, HE POSTED!!!
@csrencz69423 ай бұрын
Love how they use Purple to denote evil and sure enough Tony Morris is wearing purple at 9 min.
@finnmller44933 ай бұрын
Not to mention Sophia is also wearing purple
@csrencz69423 ай бұрын
@@finnmller4493 see I also thought that was a flaw in my argument at first but then I realized she was a female in school who has a distinct personality from the males around her and figured she must have already been out of Jehovah’s memory. Poor kid.
@AsherCravens3 ай бұрын
My favorite color is purple… does that mean I’m evil? No!
@ravenraven13403 ай бұрын
@@AsherCravens I was just about to say the same thing! My favourite colour is purple. I guess I'm the devil incarnate then...
@LorenzoBorromeo-bb8ve3 ай бұрын
@@ravenraven1340*Its been so long plays bass boosted
@Kqvikko3 ай бұрын
I was thinking “When’s h*tler gonna show up?” during the list of people that made YHWH sad.
@ShoNuffSoulBro13 ай бұрын
🤣 Hitler, Genghis Khan, Pol Pot, Mussolini, Bill Clinton, Philsbury Dough Boy …
@ohnopleasestop4833 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same.
@Kqvikko3 ай бұрын
@@ohnopleasestop483 Glad to know that we're on the same page.
@GabrielPerez-br5mm2 ай бұрын
“Screw the Jews” -YHWH according to JW
@PurpleHeeler33 ай бұрын
I think it's so sad that Sophia can't aspire to higher education 😢 like, wouldn't it be a chance to show that "through Jahova I can accomplish great things" or whatever? Also, she's so smart! She would make an amazing biologist or Lepidopterologist!
@ShoNuffSoulBro13 ай бұрын
She’s being groomed to “stay in her place”, dumb, ignorant, subservient and relying on a brother … 🙄
@teamprimarina3 ай бұрын
“You need to cut out the toxic people in your life” Ok *cuts out JW from my life*
@TopGIazer3 ай бұрын
jw is better then lgtv10238248genders
@ohhimark7423 ай бұрын
The answer is 42 lol, bet they're not even allowed to watch that movie
@AgnesBooth-zu7tw3 ай бұрын
Yes... I do mental math Once I got out on weakends I sum all the money I spent.
@realdragon3 ай бұрын
@@AgnesBooth-zu7tw I use calculator
@Balandriu3 ай бұрын
7:59 bully’s shirt is sad representing his emotions. That’s why it changes from angry to sad
@hyphenlover3 ай бұрын
my timbers have been throughly shivered
@JeroldBoateng3 ай бұрын
Bobbling ya bebbers💀💀💀💀☠️☠️💀☠️☠️
@JackMeoff463 ай бұрын
My colors have been hoisted, and not in a good way
@unastipic88573 ай бұрын
14:02 does that mean jehova hates tamagotchi, since there's a ghost animation once the pet dies lol
@exjwpandatower3 ай бұрын
yes.
@derekmaverick59863 ай бұрын
You could potentially get away with it if no one in your life ever sees that particular animation. Then again my KH was really xenophobic because they assumed all the media was tainted by Japanese culture. “Tamagotchi means demon - HISSSSSS”
@jaredhardaway3 ай бұрын
I lost it when the angels were cheering when Caleb said no to the video game 😂
@jwallaby78953 ай бұрын
I remember being very moved by this little video the first time i saw it at age 28 or so. I repeatedly watched it in tears.....And i know why now. Because as a young person raised as a jehovahs witness, we did everything sofia and caleb were encouraged to do. We took older friends instead of peers, we said no to presents and friends and birthdays and little normal happiness'es that would've helped us develop character, a career, and a life trajectory....and grew up with so much responsibility progressively heaped on us, NEVER feeling the warm fuzzy feelings of Jehovah's love....except when we saw videos like this. It was a way of seeing that it was all worth it...,even if it was projected to us in this little cartoon form.....i was still infantilized.....so it worked for a while. Im so glad im out now....i dont have to overthink my actions, i dont have to scrutinize and gaslight all my intentions because im worried that all the little actions can make me a bad person all the sudden.
@_mimyohan3 ай бұрын
They did sophia dirty in that thumbnail ☠️
@IsaG5513 ай бұрын
Fr
@Akunne-to8iv3 ай бұрын
Since im an adventist my mom doesnt allow me to watch pokemon movies or shows which sucks she says pokemon means pocket demon but i googled it and it said pocket monster
@RickSmith-w4i3 ай бұрын
Sick, this is child abuse.
@Jolteonnamedspeedy2 ай бұрын
I love how in Sophia’s mind she imagined the correct answer and STILL didn’t write anything down lmao
@annemarie195533 ай бұрын
This Watchtower Cult is so insidious and cold and controlling...even sadistically controlling sweet, innocent children. 😢
@KnotZMilky3 ай бұрын
Ik i feel so bad for them they get abused physically and mentally sm
@jillianarmond86723 ай бұрын
All true 😢
@jillianarmond86723 ай бұрын
So basically god and satan were saying the same thing
@morningglory92883 ай бұрын
@jillianarmond8672 Yes, Satan wanted Jesus to do an act of worship to him, Jehovah demands worship. Guess what, they're both one and the same.
@terrorsDomain3 ай бұрын
The funny fact is she saw ahead of time that the answer is 42
@rick_astleyfan123 ай бұрын
FR LOL
@Darth120003 ай бұрын
JWs condemning "violent video games" means they condemn Noah's Ark (SNES) (game reskin based on Wolfenstein 3D but with goats and slingshots)
@AgnesBooth-zu7tw3 ай бұрын
And the goats can kill you.
@dominicballinger65363 ай бұрын
DO NOT REMIND PEOPLE OF THAT ABOMINATION
@Fizcakesprite3 ай бұрын
Cheating: ❌ Shitting: ✅
@ingridmamondez21803 ай бұрын
The video game bit reminded me when people were like “Violent and bad videogames can inspire you to do those things irl!!” Like no-?? I never jumped on turtles when I play Super Mario-
@rafsandomierz53133 ай бұрын
Nor started to hunt ghosts with a vacuum cleaner like Luigi.
@coltydoodledoof82373 ай бұрын
Nor tried to assassinate a king and beat up his children.
@majorblitz38463 ай бұрын
Payday 2 player here, where's my sudden urge to rob the bank? I think this violent video game just scammed me, there's not even a single shed of evil though for me to be corrupted by!
@MiraiVFD3 ай бұрын
wait you aren't supposed to stomp a turty every now and then?
@aaricacorrea36973 ай бұрын
I love Pokemon, I suddenly don't go around capturing animals
@FizzyMoonBeam3 ай бұрын
Satan plays roblox confirmed
@SurnaturalM3 ай бұрын
They always portray "wordly" people like some kind of uneducated and rude bullies. It's the same in their show for adults. I think the main reasons why they're not allowed to speak to people outside the cult, or doing stuff non cult related is in case they would somehow understand that it doesn't make sense, and takes time away from their cultish duties, and they can't have that.
@mangantasy2893 ай бұрын
cringe at 07:30. Can't agree more about that bully character. Also how he allways carries an open bag of cheetos around...
@ElliotWoodUS3 ай бұрын
cringed so hard at the part where they BOTH walked like baddies :sob:
@torrom92073 ай бұрын
3:53 Jesus be like “satin no tempting, satin no tempting, satin no tempting” and satin replies with “aww man :(“
@Grayham143 ай бұрын
Me being sucked away form the pearly gates and being dragged down to hell (I looked at someone playing minecraft when I was 5)
@Robin_hood.1003 ай бұрын
8:31 this honestly absolutely breaks my heart to see. Sofia is dreaming about the glory and pride of a higher education and success, but her parents and cult won’t allow her to go into that :(
@CalamityMarMar3 ай бұрын
IM STILL LAUGHING AT THE CLEAN LOOKIN JESUS
@rhymerlegend27173 ай бұрын
And the fact that he’s white and not… idk. Middle eastern
@coltydoodledoof82373 ай бұрын
@rhymerlegend2717 Are Jews not white?
@CalamityMarMar3 ай бұрын
@@coltydoodledoof8237 they saying that they didn’t make him white in the cartoon
@rhymerlegend27173 ай бұрын
@@coltydoodledoof8237 no. Some Jews are white. But Jesus was born in the Middle East, so he would not be white
@zhitchcresttail33873 ай бұрын
Not all of them. In fact, Ethiopian Jews exist and deal with quite a bit of racism in places like Israel @@coltydoodledoof8237
@FlipX1003 ай бұрын
I feel so heartbroken for these girls that feel like they can't go to school for a dream career. They are told to get married and have many children instead. Its just heartbreaking
@cloakedcarp3 ай бұрын
8:10 I love that in her imagination fantasy thing she gets the right answer to the question lmao
@ShoyaIshidaASV3 ай бұрын
10:57 Bro what is going on with that kid in the back 😭
@Sib_Is_Bored3 ай бұрын
He gave into the temptation and played a video game I bet💀
@JDLOCO273 ай бұрын
By there logic a normal kid is going to get dragged to the deepest darkest pits of hell
@jaymethomas51703 ай бұрын
I saw another person say that JWs dont have a hell, just a death or paradise.
@ayelad30963 ай бұрын
The other kids seeing them leave and looking at the sky "Oh They BRAINWASHED brainwashed"
@Stjorn3 ай бұрын
the fact that it's such an easy answer just infuriates me
@BlackOrderAlchemist3 ай бұрын
What grade is Sophia in anyway?
@Thelastunicornlover3 ай бұрын
@@BlackOrderAlchemistProbably like 3rd or 2nd.🤷♀️
@TheCheese_Lover3 ай бұрын
@@ThelastunicornloverI learned that in 4th so prolly 4th or 5th
@DAVID-ks9vp2 ай бұрын
Every mouse knows that!
@TheCheese_Lover2 ай бұрын
@@DAVID-ks9vp reeeeal, a 4th grade math problem won’t get u into college
@dakotanorth16403 ай бұрын
So... Sophia is left-handed and is accepted by her parents? Neat.
@tocklehop74493 ай бұрын
3:45 GO AWAY SATAN. why is that so funny to me
@BlackOrderAlchemist3 ай бұрын
Satan's absolutely flabbergasted expression is what does it for me
@Thelastunicornlover3 ай бұрын
He should have used SATAN AWAY!😂
@_CrimsonRose_3 ай бұрын
It gives off "Swiper no swiping" energy lol
@lwaysDrawing3 ай бұрын
@@_CrimsonRose_ Satan no Sataning! Say it with me, kids! SATAN NO SATANING
@dominicballinger65363 ай бұрын
That's better than Satan getting stabbed by Dracula in Castlevania Lords of Shadow 2
@trashteamracing8262Ай бұрын
Thank you for making content like this. Makes me feel less alone knowing there are other people who get it. I love your fursona too. ❤
@gwentboy18453 ай бұрын
The world is a cruel tiring and merciless place with unimaginable horrors which could befall us at any point *ExJW Panda Tower uploads* OMG YAY A NEW VIDEO 🎉🎉🎉
@Idunnohowabout73643 ай бұрын
I would think Jehovah would want Caleb to play video games Helldivers is all about killing demons
@dominicballinger65363 ай бұрын
I thought it was killing robots?
@Idunnohowabout73643 ай бұрын
@@dominicballinger6536 Nah unless there are some robot enemies I’m forgetting
@LineOfThy3 ай бұрын
@@dominicballinger6536 filthy non humans
@SURGEONAA23 ай бұрын
@@Idunnohowabout7364have you never played Helldivers? Lmao
@croutonwoman37303 ай бұрын
Im shaking in my boots
@Crweem3 ай бұрын
Im shaking my booty
@JeroldBoateng3 ай бұрын
Mah bro nacklin his nibbles o' dare ☠️
@Mkkn-ip1kb3 ай бұрын
Angels when they see the man who litteraly saved the world: meh Angels when Caleb rejects a video game: SUCH A HERO
@Regigigas_YT3 ай бұрын
How would they react to seeing me play DOOM and Dead Cells on my Switch? Even worse! To me saying, ''Satan is so good!'' while playing Persona because he's broken in that game lmao
@Mkkn-ip1kb3 ай бұрын
@@Regigigas_YT hmm maybe something like: how DARE you make Jehova(Yahweh)sad
@Regigigas_YT3 ай бұрын
@@Mkkn-ip1kb Meanwhile Jesus: Lmao look, I'm in SMT :D
@maffe_distroyer3 ай бұрын
@@Regigigas_YT yaweh(i hope wrote it good) would be just happy to be mentioned in a game , is always mention of his father or his cousin satan
@nishthedude3 ай бұрын
9:41 , man im dead ITS NOT THAT DEEP BRO
@juju_cdq3 ай бұрын
y‘all I‘m addicted to this shit someone help😭
@mineboy_85573 ай бұрын
Good, keep it that way
@gwentboy18453 ай бұрын
Turn to Jehova lol jk
@abiliv-lf9tz3 ай бұрын
I am also Hii :3
@childpeanut50953 ай бұрын
@@gwentboy1845what you have against Jehovah?
@ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan3 ай бұрын
@@childpeanut5095jehovah was never in the bible, jesus never used that name. Its simple the governing body are liars.
@oneghost12573 ай бұрын
For a cult who insists no one should play video games that Satan sure was feeling like Gaunter O'Dimm from Witcher 3
@Walmartbag1993 ай бұрын
Ah yes You can’t play animal crossing A game about inviting people onto your island And making the island better😊
@AnAveragePurplePikmin3 ай бұрын
Very satanic indeed
@gabbylopez90912 ай бұрын
And being kind and helping others! Such evil!
@pinklilyblossom3 ай бұрын
These cartoons make me feel so sad for those kids. They are always sitting or playing alone, they are always sad and being gaslit.
@Roxaslovergirl133 ай бұрын
I can't wait to see you discuss the cartoons about discipline and bullying.
@danaj-b94523 ай бұрын
Recently discovered your channel and I love it!!
@alanatalksalot3 ай бұрын
I feel like whenever this video pops up on someones feed it sound play the amogus report sound when you look at it
@thecrusader58033 ай бұрын
Nah... I cringed so hard at 15:27... Some people actually believe that Pokemon games are satanic... You can't make that shit up.
@FurasCebulowy3 ай бұрын
14:21 Exactly. I'm a professional Postal player but in real life I'm a very tolerant person. Postal is one of the most inappropriate, violent and dark games by the way.
@moistrabbit72333 ай бұрын
I'm surprised you didn't mention the terrible AI art at the beginning. That baseball cap got me laughing:)
@Edtuma3 ай бұрын
I recently stopped attending the meetings and now someone I used to work for that also attends the meetings is pulling up with the circuit overseer (couldn't have come in a worse time) to try to get me to come back. I'm not even baptized but I still feel like they're trying to control me. I've been attending for well over 4yrs because of my mom making me go and ive been too scared to tell them that Im just not interested, i figured not getting baptized after all this time would've given them a message but no. Now today i gotta be honest and tell them that I'm just not interested. I've noticed that their strategy is to ask specific questions that really have one answer to make it harder for you to deny such "logic"
@denizlol1493 ай бұрын
Damn I’m sorry, religious pressure from family/peers is tough to deal with
@Edtuma3 ай бұрын
@denizlol149 I just had it. It was so stressful, but thankfully my brother was they're also chatting with them, he didn't say it but im sure he was there so I wouldn't be by myself with both of them. All they told me was that the door was open if I wanted to attend this week's meeting. But you could feel the tension cuz before that, he was rambling about the devil being sneaky and powerful and how he knows how to catch people.
@Edtuma3 ай бұрын
@denizlol149 but I just stayed quiet nodding and I'm sure the guy realized he was going nowhere with this cuz it only lasted some 20 min
@denizlol1493 ай бұрын
@@Edtuma ur very brave for that! I hope all goes well for you
@darenok3 ай бұрын
When Sofia refused to cheat. Like, God gives you an opportunity (in this situation at least the best results in the form of a boy sent to you, it is one step in her potential educational success) to realize yourself, to cognize our world, that is, does God not want us to open new opportunities in different ways and cognize his wonderful world, which he created for us?😭😭 Don't you upset him when you refuse education and stop cognizing our great and immense Universe, because it is in its cognition that you show your recognition of the greatness of the Creator😭😭😭
@JamesBrownToss2 ай бұрын
It's still morally wrong, and it's frowned upon.
@WakleeKins3 ай бұрын
hey man i just want to say thank you for continuing to upload these. im slowing fadding out but i cant make it to obvious since i still live with my mother. id rather fake it than be shunned but hearing your sides of things always makes it better
@Eric_013 ай бұрын
Are you baptized?
@WakleeKins3 ай бұрын
@@Eric_01 no i was able to avoid it due to covid and no ones really batted an eye since
@Eric_013 ай бұрын
@@WakleeKins Good for you! Seriously, that's a world of difference. Well done.
@theflashgameguy30153 ай бұрын
6:49 you can tell its bad when the eyes of the kids are all animated differently. Also those kids look stoned out of their mind.
@Batamon99724 күн бұрын
1:38 Oh hello Ben Kenobi
@Katberri-r6t3 ай бұрын
10:39 Lost the cringe challenge. She didn't even try or do anything.
@JoshFortune-nb8wz3 ай бұрын
As a christian the part where they all cheered i cringed.
@split77613 күн бұрын
The difference between Satan in the Tanakh and in Christianity is soooo funny to me. Book of Job introduced an angel whose role is like that guy on a debate team who's supposed to poke holes in your speech so you can rewrite your arguments better (it's silly that god needs the hole-poking teammate, obviously) but then for some reason in the sequel he's merged with a vaguely described "fallen" and the snake from Genesis and now's he's a scheming arch villain? When I hear people talk about Satan's temptations I just imagine Johnny from my middle school debate club. Johnny's going around corrupting pure souls by pointing at their unlaced shoes and that somehow gets them hooked on meth
@melissaproctor57863 ай бұрын
I’m a Christian, and I believe God would be okay with us playing video games. After all, it’s just fiction. God would want everyone to go to college and get a good education. God loves everyone and does want us all to be happy as kids. But that doesn’t mean he wants us to do bad things either, he cares about us and doesn’t want us going down the wrong path as children. Kids playing video games is okay, as long as they’re not sexual. Girls wanting good education and wanting to go to collage is okay. God would most definitely want the best for everyone. Sinning is a part of human nature. It’s just how we are, we mess up. But God understands that and he forgives us. Kids should feel guilty if they’ve done something wrong, something God doesn’t like, like hurting another person or cheating on a test; kids should not feel guilty playing video games or wanting to go to collage. There is certainly a God out there. He’s the one who created us and built the living world for us. He loves you, and everyone. He has omnipresence, meaning he can be everywhere. He can be with you and me at the same time. He loves you and he’s watching over you.
@raakone3 ай бұрын
Funny thing...that question that Sophie didn't answer? The answer is quite MEANINGFUL! Don't know if it was intended, but the answer is....the meaning of life, the universe, and everything! I think they put some DEEP THOUGHT into this!