These jokers are on my permanent record (Balatro)

[@mal8455]

2:25 I can confirm NL, they really did just fucking send the highway system in the US. My grandpa literally got promoted from "gravel shoveler" to "overpass designer" because his boss noticed he could do multiplication

[@Blaurot]

If real, extremly funny.

[@ketsuakagi5646]

Me paying for my $5000 home (worth 1.8 million on Zillow now) and raising a family of 8 while my wife stays home and raises my children so I can go to the bar with the boys because I know what 12x12 is.

[@gulubdur]

I'm pretty old. I got promoted when I got married. Got another big raise when I had my first kid. I think those days are over now.

[@megamegapop12]

Now THAT'S the American Dream

[@bradknapik9922]

97 year old still designs overpasses the old fashioned way

[@Hunter-po8jy]

9:17 when the wizard who transformed me into a human from my original form (chicken) momentarily forgets to continue his hex on me

[@psychoharmonic665]

+2

[@calebrose4296]

2:46 Me when I’m an extremely horny king who just got gifted a new court jester

[@randomtaglmao]

He's just like me fr fr

[@XannnyTanner]

+2

[@Boney9551]

+2

[@ketsuakagi5646]

Everybody gangsta til the cute clown girl jester walks in

[@darianfelice5353]

Librarian when he gets smeared joker

[@dudekazoo]

9:10 Me when my uncle becomes a widower.

[@Lino797]

+2

[@X17xRJx17X]

literally my aunt just died yesterday, +2

[@rplmr]

11:53 girls my age watching me go from middle school to high school

[@lumpwurtroot]

I'd say plus 2 but it was only 1

[@rplmr]

@@lumpwurtroot ill take a plus 1 any day

[@chubbyGrimblr]

+2

[@keldoe1351]

3:43 me when I work at a bowling alley and people are complaining cuz it’s full

[@psychoharmonic665]

+2

[@Maxspeelman]

'Ashereen Was Taken is like the first three words of a Brandon Sanderson novel' killed me

[@whisqey]

37:06 me when I'm trying california weed for the first time

[@psychoharmonic665]

+2

[@lafiki999]

37:32 my mom asking me what's in the briefcase when we're watching Pulp Fiction

[@JB-xl2jc]

"And it's not criminal, it's legal- THAT'S what makes it the perfect crime!" goes hard as hell.

[@dogdayboy7266]

Nl's problem is that he tries to make a flush using a single suit multiple times even when it has not benefit and the second flush will be substantially less likely.

[@Shade1703]

12:52 Holy thats actually a good austin powers impression.

[@mischitary]

43:20 growing up in Pittsburgh this shit had me mind boggled when I was like 5. My grandma’s house had an entrance/exit on both the first and second floor that both were “ground level” I thought it was sorcery

[@mrkamikaze5]

PITTSBURGH MENTIONED!!!!!

[@minorfrac2886]

I’m a gen z and I gotta say, the 90s were a brilliant time for music. From hip-hop to alt rock to pop, so many genres were being popularized and many of their greatest acts were in their prime here. 2Pac, Biggie, Nas, Wu-Tang Clan, Outkast, A Tribe Called Quest, Nirvana, the Pixies, Radiohead, Lauryn Hill, Bjork, Fiona Apple, say what you want about Britney Spears but she was THE queen for more than a decade, I could go on.

[@mrkamikaze5]

nl discovering eminent domain without the "learning how it was used to decimate minority populations to build highways" chat has fallen off

[@zoom3184]

it wouldn’t have gone down like that if i was in this stream

[@archerwright6072]

when chat said that they give you big bucks for it I wished so bad I was in chat to say something

[@FrshChees91]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall? Fell off.

[@cyanthrope]

+2

[@firedonutzFTW]

holy +2

[@TheBroodingRogue]

I could be wrong here, but I am pretty sure that if you enhance a card during the Pillar fight it becomes essentially a new card and is no longer debuffed

[@Oxxyjoe]

yes, unless it was stealth-patched recently

[@cyanthrope]

discovered that by accident myself today

[@Narpas]

Regarding legal tender: As far as I understand, in the US, if you present someone with a bill or an invoice and they pay you in "legal tender" cash, you can't refuse that and hit them with late fees or whatever. If they try to pay you in another way, you may tell them that you don't accept that other way. If they're making a purchase or negotiating a service that you haven't yet provided, you may tell them that you don't accept cash. So: Payment up-front means you can deny "legal tender", but a debt or a bill means that you have to accept the "legal tender". I am not a lawyer and in fact do not necessarily know what I'm talking about.

[@myspicyclips6402]

“for all debts public and private” is the operative clause here. all cash is “legal tender” by definition

[@khamul787]

This is not correct. No private business is required to take cash, or other legal tender. Also, most governments have fairly strict stipulations on that tender - in Canada, only a few dollars can be in change.

[@myspicyclips6402]

@@khamul787 you’re right. in the US at least, any debt you owe must be allowed to be paid in cash, but any private business can refuse to sell you an item for cash. because that isn’t a debt. a collections agency, on the other hand, would be required to accept cash as payment for a debt though i have no clue why anyone would insist upon doing so. this avoids a debt collector insisting upon payment in something ridiculous, like a cheap commodity, in order to rack up interest. but the term “legal tender” has nothing to do with that

[@william14able]

Honey, come get lunch, BROLATRO IS ON

[@GMoneyChuck89]

Warning: Ryan is going to rant/argue for five minutes between most of the blinds in this vid.

[@charleslisauskas9067]

Holy crap you weren't kidding. Especially towards the end, man...

[@myspicyclips6402]

what the hell? the entertainer is entertaining in this video?

[@zoom3184]

that’s his thing bro

[@CboTheSecond]

I'm trying to enjoy the banter but when he's sitting on a menu where the next action is blatant, moving his mouse around it do be boiling my blood slightly

[@conoyl]

remember from an earlier vid you singin the predatory wasp of the palisades and it warmed my lil heart, as is hearin about it this time! what a lovely lil album to listen back to I definitely have worn some of these songs down as well

[@zaftnotameni]

19:15 "I understand mystic summit" .... never change....

[@lukavibovec7051]

8:40 Me during the Nuremberg Trials

[@Boney9551]

24 hour joker, permenant

[@levy21214]

lol

[@stephenoss196]

first three words of a brandon sanderson novel had me rolling

[@eamonntee]

Ashareen was taken. The Shadow-knives had come with their shard-blades, enormous weapons almost as tall as a man, and he had been helpless to stop them. If only he had kept to his oaths, or had a bit of investiture, he might have been able to... he wasn't quite sure what he would do. He wondered what kind of God would let things like this happen, then he cursed himself, old habits died hard. He had stopped believing in God long ago, but a sequence of events later in this novel would change that.

[@scrums4748]

@@eamonnteefire

[@stephenoss196]

@@eamonntee Stormlight 7 looking crazy bro

[@adamtroup785]

Idk how I just now noticed how genuinely wild his cranium is

[@JumperAce]

NL comparing privacy of purchasing to the thrill of a crime really has me wondering how bad the Canadian status quo on personal liberties is.

[@rileybailey1178]

Egg drinks water on camera like tay zonday breathes in front of a microphone.

[@shakeyjake79]

I've never seen this bald egg man before but I am enjoying his balatro videos

[@pipdev8636]

Bro skips for an unaffordable joker round 1 EVERY TIME

[@FrankFckngWest]

At least with the new patch, NL skips will finally be worth

[@jasperslavone1275]

I love when you talk about hockey. Looking forward to the Canucks deep run even as a sens fan

[@itsmeBR1AN]

the way he talks at 23:52 he sounds like the Tim Robinson ITYSL "Brian's Hat" sketch

[@juanponcedeleon2530]

It would go CRAZY if there was a 1/4 chance of finding a “sticker shop” after defeating the boss blind that lets you purchase stickers to place on your jokers as well as a “hole paper puncher” that lets you pay to punch a hole through a sticker that is currently on a joker. On top of this, adding various beneficial stickers to the game.

[@levy21214]

cool idea bro

[@brendaleelovegood7604]

If you Talk to the devs, they May actually do it😊

[@the-yolk]

New tag for 'Go to the sticker shop' would be a reason to actually skip during the game too

[@Oxxyjoe]

he's cookin' with those hole punches and stickers, theyre the exact right size for it. and let me hole punch some playing cards too so i can identify them face-down

[@BigCrud]

30:00 rant about adult learning, I cant relate more.

[@bapiste1845]

5:24 government domain made me think bout a classic aussie movie that uses that as its premise called 'the castle', great movie

[@Wazgaga]

The Balatro POG is on my permanent record.

[@olliezoop]

Man, I'm getting real itchy waiting on the android version of Balatro to come and ruin my life

[@iamraat]

challenges really put a twist on balatro, I'm going to have to try them soon.

[@jeremyklotz5803]

Balatro is here to stay and im all for it

[@trehairston1840]

16:30 NL if you see this, using tarot cards to enhance cards make them override the previously played debuff. So if you used it on the fours they would have given mult n chips

[@flyingsquirrel1486]

The Vancouver talk hits different GIVE US ANOTHER LANE PLEASE

[@jeg_]

38:59, ngl egg was cooking with this, I've never thought abt it that way.

[@extralyfe]

man forces pairs based off a common Joker he usually skips, asked to be given keys to the kingdom.

[@heykak]

depending on the place, cash involves a lot of extra bookkeeping and safety concerns that dissapear when its card only. Source: my workplace that only does cards for this reason

[@sans_seraph_531]

Fucking LOVE Palisades. Glad he called it out.

[@Kgodden15]

22:06 sanderson moment

[@hunterwoodward3601]

Asherine fell from the sky

[@levy21214]

They should make the psychic force you to discard 5 cards too

[@styles1168]

0:48 When you get to the age where you have to take the blue pill

[@Nathan55411]

I think when they commented on your multiply by zero comment, they were confused because the joke is that dividing by zero causes the universe to implode, not multiplying by zero.

[@tannercaruthers5535]

insane mind expansion when he talks about ATMs and I realize that ATMs are VPNs

[@Spyhermit]

any time you have a situation where the road compresses from more lanes to less lanes, it's really bad for traffic.

[@richardscerra3555]

Madness goes hard on this challenge

[@chobitscs2]

nl your music taste is so goated

[@BagsOfCarl]

never knew I owed my life to Ben Franklin until now. 😂

[@chaoticsindri]

In Canada we have expropriation in place of eminent domain. It's virtually identical except the government pays a lot less lol.

[@thuna_2825]

I can't unsee the glasses man

[@calebmcnevin]

Campanies not accepting cash is fucking hard hating on unhoused people

[@vxcvxcvxcvxcvxc-bg5df]

Unhoused people been outscaling cash with the EBT meta

[@khamul787]

This is a good point.

[@Jsphgrn0]

26:39 He has officially lost it

[@trehairston1840]

At some point NL will discover the power of high card. Especially when you have half joker and supernova

[@cludecat7072]

7:55 as a toronto maple leafs fan... I feel ya when you say you feel cursed

[@kingqercl9576]

Hey NL if you are on the pillar and use an enhancement tarot on a card that is disabled it will un-disable the card

[@mrkamikaze5]

the money bit is so FUVKING TRUE

[@RobotnikPlngas]

He is giving me that Type-A Covid.

[@feartherain]

26:53 already checked this thumbnail, not the case. Will check others

[@RandomAutist]

Ever since that one dude said "wait until challenge 20" im waiting, so eager to know (YES I KNOW I CAN GOOGLE IT)

[@sadboi3646]

the pog play to get dna

[@andretmzt]

49:46 Tomo hitting NL for being wrong about 69 Love Songs

[@snowdevil002]

he needs to get on the new patch where localthunk kowtows to the fact he never affords the negatives he skips for

[@thecasualsperspective]

Instead of an extra lane, how about just functional and affordable public transportation? Take Tesla AutoPilot Put it in department of transportation owned/maintained compact electric cars Put security locks on the car Scan a QR code on your phone to unlock the door It takes you to the nearest public transit drop off Public transit is paid for by taxes and not fare so theres no fee to use it The car drives to back to state sponsored electric car charging centers (so that you also subsidize fossil fuels) You can replace electric with solar/hydrogen when its good enough to be a suitable replacement. Every city over 10,000 people should have a public transportation system exactly like this Law enforcement should have access to the video/audio of the vehicles in case of damages If you see damages, text a number to trigger a review (possibly also using sensor monitoring upon recharge or timeout without recharging)

[@Nosirrbro]

Or way easier and not relying on the highly space inefficient mode of transportation that is cars, just fucking put public transportation in a walkable distance by investing in more of it (and not stupid self driving fucking taxis)

[@player80716450]

11:58 not giving strength to the 9 gave me intense type A tendencies

[@buhddæh]

LASIK was the best decision of my life. I had bifocals so.. it took many different doctor consultations but eventually found someone willing. actually life changing sort of procedure :)

[@Bloonik]

i miss the greatest climber game

[@johnathan_joestar_]

HAHAHAH Brother brother brother. I will love to see you do the "Fragile" challenge.

[@jibbjabb43]

NL's rant on online sports takes is very generous to some truly horrid takes. It's one thing to be 'wrong' or 'off', but there's a class of low research homerism that can really just burn everyone.

[@DeathByRabbit]

Stone card does go hard though. You might even say it goes rock hard, even.

[@SamFreelancePolice]

Is he ever gonna stream on the 1.0.1 public beta branch?

[@TheNerdbirdo]

Using the hierophant would’ve undebuffed your 4’s

[@SpencerioQ]

5:57 Alt girls talking about their criteria for men

[@Joe__M]

17:42 My brother in Christ, you bullied yourself into taking it

[@borgir3451]

70% yapping 30% gameplay

[@hollyHollow]

my high ass trying to click on the buffoon pack in the NL vid

[@Pumbear]

The irony is that we can't build things BECAUSE we know how to build. Keeping to regulations is way harder than it was when there weren't any.

[@RevenantNeverDies]

Yes. Too many regulations means new generation can't deal with the expectations and pressure

[@noahdavis3663]

NL is modern day socrates

[@macmittens2687]

Has NL heard about slay the spire 2 announcement?

[@cFrogjar]

momma liz's chilli oil

[@yujiyujix]

hi tomo

[@kattkatt6961]

16:30 heirophant literally just wins if he uses it on 2 of those 4s.......!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[@donutwashington4783]

22:42 got me loling

[@gulubdur]

I started my own business. The first year I didn't charge for using the credit card. It ended up taking a 2% chunk out of my revenue.

[@Nosirrbro]

His whole point is that 2% is the cost of doing business you’re not special

[@tallish9417]

9:53 yeahhhhh you guys lost 4 - 1 against Everett Silvertips in the first round of the playoffs

[@Zettabyte7]

Excuse me, excuse me. Type A chatter coming through.

[@kiefcoin]

Did he stop playing a difficult game about climbing? I need my fix of watching him fail a jump for an hour

[@Eiswurst]

Why dont you play more hands with vagabond? More hands more tarot cards

[@colemcegg3894]

Balatro dipped in Papa NL's Balatro Oil

[@mihailmilev9909]

2:06

[@jhonmiths1344]

Is someone says “waiting for someone to say “o views # of seconds fell off” becoming the top comment” I’m gonna turn into joker

[@brendaleelovegood7604]

I am so sorry...

[@cccondescending]

Hi tomo

[@someonefromsomewhere1009]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Captain-Wonderbread]

These comments are killing me today

[@stighelmer1265]

14 Slappers is not a bad album title