"I'll let you decide if it's good or bad" reminds me of "not that theres anything wrong with it" from Sienfeld
@brokencigarette3017 Жыл бұрын
Junkman's brand of humor is the best. In an age where everyone is so angry all the time, it's a breath of fresh air. 👍
@kurtrocha2 Жыл бұрын
I am so old I remember when being woke meant you thought 911 was an inside job.
@robert52359 ай бұрын
Yep 😂
@James_Wade Жыл бұрын
I was sleeping this morning, but now I’m woke…😂😂😂😂😂😂
@chronogaruda2003 Жыл бұрын
The 80s GI JOE could be considered woke, as it had a decent amount of diversity for line marketed to boys. I'd even say it has better diversity than modern Hollywood films.
@stephenthomas1492 Жыл бұрын
And they had the AUDACITY to market to the ACTUAL demographic percentages as well. The nerve of Hasbro trying to make money by marketing to the majority of Americans!
@RansomeStoddard Жыл бұрын
They certainly had the ninja demographic covered.
@stephenthomas1492 Жыл бұрын
@@RansomeStoddard - Wasn't speaking of occupational demographics, but okay, they didn't in the 80s anyhow. Storm Shadow was the only one. Snake-eyes was a commando. Perhaps I've missed someone, but I'm fairly certain I'm right. Most were actual military roles. Back then I NEVER heard anyone talk trash about Road Block or Stalker or make a big deal about their 'inclusion'.
@RansomeStoddard Жыл бұрын
@@stephenthomas1492 Dude, there was a whole Ninja Force in the late 80’s. I think by the time the original line was finished, ever character except Barbecue was officially a ninja. Gi Joe got weird in the later years.
@stephenthomas1492 Жыл бұрын
@@RansomeStoddard - Oh no sir, that was the early nineties when that came out. And indeed, it got VERY weird around that time. I can still see the neon colors that have been seared into my brain! It would seem around that time, there was ninja EVERYTHING! It was cool at first and got old REAL fast!
@williamwilkinson6665 Жыл бұрын
#1 must have been from a deleted scene where Indy wore black face lol
@Black_Patriot-Veteran-1970 Жыл бұрын
The Motto of this is: GO WOKE GO BROKE.
@rhettgenung1223 Жыл бұрын
The Junkman is Pure Vintage Toy Truth !
@bethesdagamesareoverratedg3659 Жыл бұрын
*Junkman standing next to lake with depressing polio doll* THROW BABY (If you get the ref you’re cool)
@RogerBeal-h2w Жыл бұрын
Dude! That's awesome. I was a kid with hooks for hands! I still have hooks for hands!
@PremiumToyCollect Жыл бұрын
4:00 Yes That was one of them 😂 they pushed it too the limit also !
@PremiumToyCollect Жыл бұрын
And My Uncle Called ‘‘em Engines !!!! I’m in Mississippi !So What ever you Stay Is Just Funny !!!! You got a Lot Of Jokes 😂 I Live by the KKK 😂
@NintendoSuperstar93 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure My Buddy went down drastically in sales after Child’s Play was released due to children being terrified of Chucky and in turn, terrified of the dolls. I bet some were destroyed, given away, thrown away or placed somewhere and forgot about. There was a doll that was more close to the Good Guys/Chucky called Corky and it played cassettes and told stories and was kind of like a precursor to Teddy Ruxpin.
@benrositas8068 Жыл бұрын
Kind of hard for sales to go down drastically, when they were never very high to begin with. I mean, really... not even the weirdest, nerdiest kid in my school had one! Couldn't have sold many of them.
@jediknightjairinaiki560 Жыл бұрын
Corky? Wasn't he on "Life Goes On"?
@perceivedvelocity9914 Жыл бұрын
The closing comment about Ryan Johnson cracked me up. Personally I hated the Last Jedi but I loved Knives Out. I will watch any non Star Wars thing he makes.
@GeneSimmonsBoots Жыл бұрын
Wow. I forgot about JJ Arms! I think I had one. Or maybe it was one of my buddies at the time. I honestly can't remember which. Damn, I'm getting old. Lol.
@bgab2211 Жыл бұрын
Im such a fan of Dusty that i consider this a Dusty video with a Junkman cameo
@Leitz65 Жыл бұрын
Dusty just restored my faith as a Miracle worker-Only a straight female can try and turn Gay Bob over to the other team. Funny stuff.
@rgd963 Жыл бұрын
Klinger was not woke he was trying to get out of the army on a section 8.the producers wanted him to play him gay.He said no he's trying to get out of the army he was pretending.he was supposed be a throw away character .
@ThatJunkman Жыл бұрын
As I said in video, don’t take this video serious ;)
@juanfierro7365 Жыл бұрын
Junk you're back. KZbin wasn't showing me your posts in my subscriptions. I have to catch up.
@btetschner Жыл бұрын
A+ video! Great finds on these insane toys.
@justincider8892 Жыл бұрын
Woke is bad and a lot of people claim things are woke, but don't know what that means.
@melissack7779 Жыл бұрын
I missed the breaking of the glass..... cool video...
@Black_Patriot-Veteran-1970 Жыл бұрын
@6:20~Sickle Cell!! LMAO
@benjaminkitaura498 Жыл бұрын
Such a funny video!
@kenhill8272 Жыл бұрын
I think they made a black Bespin Cloud Car Pilot as well if memory serves me. I guess all of Cloud City was woke😂
@darylarmentrout252 Жыл бұрын
No Care Bears? #cancelthatjunkman
@alexianemp Жыл бұрын
I just WOKE up. I think I'm woke now. Oh, you forgot She-Ra!
@anthonyweb3151 Жыл бұрын
Way to go Junkman, I couldn't agree more! I think everyone oughta figure it out for themselves. But I do agree.. the shit has gotten out of hand...by a long shot. Keep up the good work dude!!
@carausiuscaesar5672 Жыл бұрын
Not to worry cause you can exchange voices of woke army man with the Shopping Mall Molly action doll which says:”Listen up this Platoon is gonna kick some commie ass!” Or “Set up those trip wires to give Charlie Cong a blast” or “Hit the dirt!Incoming!”
@crownofhorns4738 Жыл бұрын
The junkroom is where woke toys go to die....
@dhenderson1810 Жыл бұрын
There actually was a scene in "Empire Strikes Back" with a black Bespin guard in the scene, so the figure reflects that.
@Jay87539 Жыл бұрын
Lol, good old Gay Bob. When I was a kid I saw some older guys having an argument, and one said,"go home and play with your Gay Bob". Took a few years, until I saw an ad in a magazine, that I put it all together.
@spiderroach4301 Жыл бұрын
This is God tier gay Bob 😂 where do u find this
@benrositas8068 Жыл бұрын
I figured he found him in the closet...
@thomasgoree7976 Жыл бұрын
Trust me you wouldn't find a gay Bob doll in a toy story 😅
@tedharrington5432 Жыл бұрын
OMG!! #CancelThatJunkman !!!
@benrositas8068 Жыл бұрын
GI Joe had more than engines (or is it injuns?). Let's see... Roadblock, Iceberg, Medic, Jinx, Lady Jaye (lesbian!), Snake Eyes... What? Snake Eyes was blacker than Roadblock! And then there was Zartan, who could change colors and disguise himself as whoever he wanted (multi-racial cross-dresser, one could argue). See? GI Joe was woke before, well, woke!
@solomonallen3524 Жыл бұрын
Lady j wasn't a lesbian she wa romantically involved with Flint
@benrositas8068 Жыл бұрын
@@solomonallen3524 I know. But she looks like one!
@solomonallen3524 Жыл бұрын
@@benrositas8068 looks like one and being one is two different things Unfortunately Hollywood doesn't understand this.
@perceivedvelocity9914 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha.
@machineman6498 Жыл бұрын
Speechless at some of these toys
@rickwj324 Жыл бұрын
SOAP was awesome! :-)
@JW-qf2fd Жыл бұрын
😂awesome video Junkman ,laughing my ass off!
@jimtilley11588 ай бұрын
I cannot believe you left out Big Jim. Yes Big Jim, Big Jake, Big Josh and a couple others would all go camping together. Snuggle together in their sleeping bags. Trying to find their Big ...
@constancecherry3996 Жыл бұрын
I remember her
@MiniatureMasterClass Жыл бұрын
80s WOKE is best WOKE.
@alexnejako777 Жыл бұрын
The Bespin Guard figures were both really cool.
@alexnejako777 Жыл бұрын
Spirit's cohorts in GI Joe had cooler accessories than prior. He had an eagle and a cool arrow shooter while Scrap Iron came with missiles and Mutt had his dog Junkyard
@dontgiveashit211231 Жыл бұрын
said it once I'll say it again. love your stuff man!
@_The_Worst_ Жыл бұрын
Yeah, Generation X was fo sho extremely "Woke"...🤘🏼 They put "Woke" on the map...💯✔️ I'm a Millennial by the way...💁🏻...just sayin'...👌🏼
@carausiuscaesar5672 Жыл бұрын
You know you got a new woke army man when you pull the voice cord and he says”let’s go shopping guys!” or “is my make up on ok guys?”or what do you think of my new nail colour guys?Simply gorgeous I know right!” Wait till the sergeant straightens him out! You think. Then you notice the three chevrons.He is the sergeant!
@fisherdog06 Жыл бұрын
No mention of Ms. Pac Man? Also in the 90s there was a wheel chair barbie and also some weird doll that was pregnant. You could remove the belly and take out the baby.
@ShinAdamSmasher Жыл бұрын
I have never heard anyone say something needs to be woke, or is not "woke enough". I don't even know what woke means. This video didn't help my understanding. But at least I got to hear Junkman sing the My Buddy theme.
@richcreed4564 Жыл бұрын
Woke is in the eye of the beholder! 😂
@shawnharrington9548 Жыл бұрын
I remember in the early 80's there was an "action" figure named The Diplomat. The idea was to teach kids that battles can be won at the peace table. Yeah, it didn't sell.
@jeffreyscarbroughboardgame2822 Жыл бұрын
My corporation is woke lol
@popsandblades Жыл бұрын
That poor cabbage patch girl in the wheelchair looked like she has down syndrome also. They really did try to cram everything into 1 doll. I can remember my mom fighting to get my sister & I a cabbage patch doll. 😂
@stevegallo8483 Жыл бұрын
Spirit wasn't the only Native American on the GI Joe Team, and he wasn't even the first one. That would be Airborne who was in the second series of Joes.
@Dale_The_Space_Wizard Жыл бұрын
Mrs Potato Head. :)
@delmaralvarado2635 Жыл бұрын
Pretty cool video
@acrodave9287 Жыл бұрын
I always thought the white Bespin guard looked like Charles Bronson disguised as a Bell hop. And the entire Star Wars line was Woke; not a single Evangelical Christian among them! Another example of Christians being persecuted! Waaah, boo hoo hoo!
@ciscodeer9094 Жыл бұрын
Junkman that was funny
@lancemiller8428 Жыл бұрын
1:14 what’s the flashing lights back there?
@paulmanning3919 Жыл бұрын
I woke up for this? Funny stuff Junkman, funny stuff. Don't forget Return of the Jedi characters Teebo, Logray, Chief Chirpa etc. Because you can't spell Ewok without W O K E. Some of your viewers might believe you about MASH Klinger, so for the younguns out there he was not trans, he was completely, totally, massively, hung-like-a-bear (I was told) straight. He was just trying to make them think he was crazy so they'd kick him out. But today you can join the Army for your gender reassignment surgery.
@stephenthomas1492 Жыл бұрын
He was a section 8! When I heard that means government housing nowadays, I had a good laugh. That CAN'T be a coincidence.
@paulmanning3919 Жыл бұрын
@@stephenthomas1492 I thought Section 8 in the Uniform Code of Military Justice meant it had something to do with mental or undesirable traits, which would come under a huge umbrella. And regardless of all the legal, mental, psychological, and physical possibilities, the fact remains that Klinger himself was not that, he wanted them to think that. He was married, he had girlfriends. But some people want to argue counter to that, which actually harms their case of "born that way" because their argument works in favor of Klinger's pretend argument of being 'mental, crazy' which the alphabet community claims is not true.
@paulmanning3919 Жыл бұрын
PS, I'm not trying to argue with you, just participating in conversation.
@stephenthomas1492 Жыл бұрын
@@paulmanning3919 - I agree, that's what I believed Section 8 meant as well and it was understood he was pretending to be discharged out of the war. I think you and I are on the same page. No need for us to discuss the ACTUAL mental instability of the alphabet community.
@spankynater4242 Жыл бұрын
If you poked fun at a cross dresser today, you would get canceled.
@mikelofky587 Жыл бұрын
people who use the word woke don't know what that word means.
@ThatJunkman Жыл бұрын
I find that the case for both that use it :)
@rickyfrench1262 Жыл бұрын
Just like a lot of thugs don’t understand the words put your hands up !!
@Tampafan33 Жыл бұрын
I know exactly what the word means and it's been hijacked by the left. But ignorant people just talk on the internet and tell everyone they don't know what it means
@jamesmoss3424 Жыл бұрын
I still got my buddy .😀👍
@btetschner Жыл бұрын
Hahaha!
@btetschner Жыл бұрын
"Where does he get all those wonderful toys?" (The Joker)
@carausiuscaesar5672 Жыл бұрын
Woke is bad🇨🇦
@Sean-ms8hxАй бұрын
Woke is very bad.
@alexisdelarosa5396 Жыл бұрын
🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇
@italjahcorntrashroller Жыл бұрын
Ur gen x.
@arthurhall8238 Жыл бұрын
Stop using the ridiculous terms of the mouth breathers....
@stephenthomas1492 Жыл бұрын
That's what authoritarians say. I'm American, I'll say whatever the hell I want.
@GameHammerCG Жыл бұрын
He didn’t use any mouth breather term. At no point did he say anything was “Arthur Hall”!
@arthurhall8238 Жыл бұрын
@@GameHammerCG omg...that is so funny...back to Mommies basement
@arthurhall8238 Жыл бұрын
@@stephenthomas1492 no you don't mouthbreather
@GameHammerCG Жыл бұрын
@@arthurhall8238 I have my own basement, thanks.
@theguyonthecouch42024 Жыл бұрын
Remember that episode of South Park early seasons, there is an episode where the kids take a field trip to South America, and they brought the gift of song, and that song is called "getting gay with kids is here"😂😂😂🤔🫢😲.....shit.....