These Old Toys Went WOKE!

[@RootDRThorne]

"I'll let you decide if it's good or bad" reminds me of "not that theres anything wrong with it" from Sienfeld

[@brokencigarette3017]

Junkman's brand of humor is the best. In an age where everyone is so angry all the time, it's a breath of fresh air. 👍

[@kurtrocha2]

I am so old I remember when being woke meant you thought 911 was an inside job.

[@robert5235]

Yep 😂

[@James_Wade]

I was sleeping this morning, but now I’m woke…😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chronogaruda2003]

The 80s GI JOE could be considered woke, as it had a decent amount of diversity for line marketed to boys. I'd even say it has better diversity than modern Hollywood films.

[@stephenthomas1492]

And they had the AUDACITY to market to the ACTUAL demographic percentages as well. The nerve of Hasbro trying to make money by marketing to the majority of Americans!

[@RansomeStoddard]

They certainly had the ninja demographic covered.

[@stephenthomas1492]

@@RansomeStoddard - Wasn't speaking of occupational demographics, but okay, they didn't in the 80s anyhow. Storm Shadow was the only one. Snake-eyes was a commando. Perhaps I've missed someone, but I'm fairly certain I'm right. Most were actual military roles. Back then I NEVER heard anyone talk trash about Road Block or Stalker or make a big deal about their 'inclusion'.

[@RansomeStoddard]

@@stephenthomas1492 Dude, there was a whole Ninja Force in the late 80’s. I think by the time the original line was finished, ever character except Barbecue was officially a ninja. Gi Joe got weird in the later years.

[@stephenthomas1492]

@@RansomeStoddard - Oh no sir, that was the early nineties when that came out. And indeed, it got VERY weird around that time. I can still see the neon colors that have been seared into my brain! It would seem around that time, there was ninja EVERYTHING! It was cool at first and got old REAL fast!

[@williamwilkinson6665]

#1 must have been from a deleted scene where Indy wore black face lol

[@Black_Patriot-Veteran-1970]

The Motto of this is: GO WOKE GO BROKE.

[@rhettgenung1223]

The Junkman is Pure Vintage Toy Truth !

[@bethesdagamesareoverratedg3659]

*Junkman standing next to lake with depressing polio doll* THROW BABY (If you get the ref you’re cool)

[@RogerBeal-h2w]

Dude! That's awesome. I was a kid with hooks for hands! I still have hooks for hands!

[@PremiumToyCollect]

4:00 Yes That was one of them 😂 they pushed it too the limit also !

[@PremiumToyCollect]

And My Uncle Called ‘‘em Engines !!!! I’m in Mississippi !So What ever you Stay Is Just Funny !!!! You got a Lot Of Jokes 😂 I Live by the KKK 😂

[@NintendoSuperstar93]

Pretty sure My Buddy went down drastically in sales after Child’s Play was released due to children being terrified of Chucky and in turn, terrified of the dolls. I bet some were destroyed, given away, thrown away or placed somewhere and forgot about. There was a doll that was more close to the Good Guys/Chucky called Corky and it played cassettes and told stories and was kind of like a precursor to Teddy Ruxpin.

[@benrositas8068]

Kind of hard for sales to go down drastically, when they were never very high to begin with. I mean, really... not even the weirdest, nerdiest kid in my school had one! Couldn't have sold many of them.

[@jediknightjairinaiki560]

Corky? Wasn't he on "Life Goes On"?

[@perceivedvelocity9914]

The closing comment about Ryan Johnson cracked me up. Personally I hated the Last Jedi but I loved Knives Out. I will watch any non Star Wars thing he makes.

[@GeneSimmonsBoots]

Wow. I forgot about JJ Arms! I think I had one. Or maybe it was one of my buddies at the time. I honestly can't remember which. Damn, I'm getting old. Lol.

[@bgab2211]

Im such a fan of Dusty that i consider this a Dusty video with a Junkman cameo

[@Leitz65]

Dusty just restored my faith as a Miracle worker-Only a straight female can try and turn Gay Bob over to the other team. Funny stuff.

[@rgd963]

Klinger was not woke he was trying to get out of the army on a section 8.the producers wanted him to play him gay.He said no he's trying to get out of the army he was pretending.he was supposed be a throw away character .

[@ThatJunkman]

As I said in video, don’t take this video serious ;)

[@juanfierro7365]

Junk you're back. KZbin wasn't showing me your posts in my subscriptions. I have to catch up.

[@btetschner]

A+ video! Great finds on these insane toys.

[@justincider8892]

Woke is bad and a lot of people claim things are woke, but don't know what that means.

[@melissack7779]

I missed the breaking of the glass..... cool video...

[@Black_Patriot-Veteran-1970]

@6:20~Sickle Cell!! LMAO

[@benjaminkitaura498]

Such a funny video!

[@kenhill8272]

I think they made a black Bespin Cloud Car Pilot as well if memory serves me. I guess all of Cloud City was woke😂

[@darylarmentrout252]

No Care Bears? #cancelthatjunkman

[@alexianemp]

I just WOKE up. I think I'm woke now. Oh, you forgot She-Ra!

[@anthonyweb3151]

Way to go Junkman, I couldn't agree more! I think everyone oughta figure it out for themselves. But I do agree.. the shit has gotten out of hand...by a long shot. Keep up the good work dude!!

[@carausiuscaesar5672]

Not to worry cause you can exchange voices of woke army man with the Shopping Mall Molly action doll which says:”Listen up this Platoon is gonna kick some commie ass!” Or “Set up those trip wires to give Charlie Cong a blast” or “Hit the dirt!Incoming!”

[@crownofhorns4738]

The junkroom is where woke toys go to die....

[@dhenderson1810]

There actually was a scene in "Empire Strikes Back" with a black Bespin guard in the scene, so the figure reflects that.

[@Jay87539]

Lol, good old Gay Bob. When I was a kid I saw some older guys having an argument, and one said,"go home and play with your Gay Bob". Took a few years, until I saw an ad in a magazine, that I put it all together.

[@spiderroach4301]

This is God tier gay Bob 😂 where do u find this

[@benrositas8068]

I figured he found him in the closet...

[@thomasgoree7976]

Trust me you wouldn't find a gay Bob doll in a toy story 😅

[@tedharrington5432]

OMG!! #CancelThatJunkman !!!

[@benrositas8068]

GI Joe had more than engines (or is it injuns?). Let's see... Roadblock, Iceberg, Medic, Jinx, Lady Jaye (lesbian!), Snake Eyes... What? Snake Eyes was blacker than Roadblock! And then there was Zartan, who could change colors and disguise himself as whoever he wanted (multi-racial cross-dresser, one could argue). See? GI Joe was woke before, well, woke!

[@solomonallen3524]

Lady j wasn't a lesbian she wa romantically involved with Flint

[@benrositas8068]

@@solomonallen3524 I know. But she looks like one!

[@solomonallen3524]

@@benrositas8068 looks like one and being one is two different things Unfortunately Hollywood doesn't understand this.

[@perceivedvelocity9914]

Hahaha.

[@machineman6498]

Speechless at some of these toys

[@rickwj324]

SOAP was awesome! :-)

[@JW-qf2fd]

😂awesome video Junkman ,laughing my ass off!

[@jimtilley1158]

I cannot believe you left out Big Jim. Yes Big Jim, Big Jake, Big Josh and a couple others would all go camping together. Snuggle together in their sleeping bags. Trying to find their Big ...

[@constancecherry3996]

I remember her

[@MiniatureMasterClass]

80s WOKE is best WOKE.

[@alexnejako777]

The Bespin Guard figures were both really cool.

[@alexnejako777]

Spirit's cohorts in GI Joe had cooler accessories than prior. He had an eagle and a cool arrow shooter while Scrap Iron came with missiles and Mutt had his dog Junkyard

[@dontgiveashit211231]

said it once I'll say it again. love your stuff man!

[@_The_Worst_]

Yeah, Generation X was fo sho extremely "Woke"...🤘🏼 They put "Woke" on the map...💯✔️ I'm a Millennial by the way...💁🏻...just sayin'...👌🏼

[@carausiuscaesar5672]

You know you got a new woke army man when you pull the voice cord and he says”let’s go shopping guys!” or “is my make up on ok guys?”or what do you think of my new nail colour guys?Simply gorgeous I know right!” Wait till the sergeant straightens him out! You think. Then you notice the three chevrons.He is the sergeant!

[@fisherdog06]

No mention of Ms. Pac Man? Also in the 90s there was a wheel chair barbie and also some weird doll that was pregnant. You could remove the belly and take out the baby.

[@ShinAdamSmasher]

I have never heard anyone say something needs to be woke, or is not "woke enough". I don't even know what woke means. This video didn't help my understanding. But at least I got to hear Junkman sing the My Buddy theme.

[@richcreed4564]

Woke is in the eye of the beholder! 😂

[@shawnharrington9548]

I remember in the early 80's there was an "action" figure named The Diplomat. The idea was to teach kids that battles can be won at the peace table. Yeah, it didn't sell.

[@jeffreyscarbroughboardgame2822]

My corporation is woke lol

[@popsandblades]

That poor cabbage patch girl in the wheelchair looked like she has down syndrome also. They really did try to cram everything into 1 doll. I can remember my mom fighting to get my sister & I a cabbage patch doll. 😂

[@stevegallo8483]

Spirit wasn't the only Native American on the GI Joe Team, and he wasn't even the first one. That would be Airborne who was in the second series of Joes.

[@Dale_The_Space_Wizard]

Mrs Potato Head. :)

[@delmaralvarado2635]

Pretty cool video

[@acrodave9287]

I always thought the white Bespin guard looked like Charles Bronson disguised as a Bell hop. And the entire Star Wars line was Woke; not a single Evangelical Christian among them! Another example of Christians being persecuted! Waaah, boo hoo hoo!

[@ciscodeer9094]

Junkman that was funny

[@lancemiller8428]

1:14 what’s the flashing lights back there?

[@paulmanning3919]

I woke up for this? Funny stuff Junkman, funny stuff. Don't forget Return of the Jedi characters Teebo, Logray, Chief Chirpa etc. Because you can't spell Ewok without W O K E. Some of your viewers might believe you about MASH Klinger, so for the younguns out there he was not trans, he was completely, totally, massively, hung-like-a-bear (I was told) straight. He was just trying to make them think he was crazy so they'd kick him out. But today you can join the Army for your gender reassignment surgery.

[@stephenthomas1492]

He was a section 8! When I heard that means government housing nowadays, I had a good laugh. That CAN'T be a coincidence.

[@paulmanning3919]

@@stephenthomas1492 I thought Section 8 in the Uniform Code of Military Justice meant it had something to do with mental or undesirable traits, which would come under a huge umbrella. And regardless of all the legal, mental, psychological, and physical possibilities, the fact remains that Klinger himself was not that, he wanted them to think that. He was married, he had girlfriends. But some people want to argue counter to that, which actually harms their case of "born that way" because their argument works in favor of Klinger's pretend argument of being 'mental, crazy' which the alphabet community claims is not true.

[@paulmanning3919]

PS, I'm not trying to argue with you, just participating in conversation.

[@stephenthomas1492]

@@paulmanning3919 - I agree, that's what I believed Section 8 meant as well and it was understood he was pretending to be discharged out of the war. I think you and I are on the same page. No need for us to discuss the ACTUAL mental instability of the alphabet community.

[@spankynater4242]

If you poked fun at a cross dresser today, you would get canceled.

[@mikelofky587]

people who use the word woke don't know what that word means.

[@ThatJunkman]

I find that the case for both that use it :)

[@rickyfrench1262]

Just like a lot of thugs don’t understand the words put your hands up !!

[@Tampafan33]

I know exactly what the word means and it's been hijacked by the left. But ignorant people just talk on the internet and tell everyone they don't know what it means

[@jamesmoss3424]

I still got my buddy .😀👍

[@btetschner]

Hahaha!

[@btetschner]

"Where does he get all those wonderful toys?" (The Joker)

[@carausiuscaesar5672]

Woke is bad🇨🇦

[@Sean-ms8hx]

Woke is very bad.

[@alexisdelarosa5396]

🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇

[@italjahcorntrashroller]

Ur gen x.

[@arthurhall8238]

Stop using the ridiculous terms of the mouth breathers....

[@stephenthomas1492]

That's what authoritarians say. I'm American, I'll say whatever the hell I want.

[@GameHammerCG]

He didn’t use any mouth breather term. At no point did he say anything was “Arthur Hall”!

[@arthurhall8238]

@@GameHammerCG omg...that is so funny...back to Mommies basement

[@arthurhall8238]

@@stephenthomas1492 no you don't mouthbreather

[@GameHammerCG]

@@arthurhall8238 I have my own basement, thanks.

[@theguyonthecouch42024]

Remember that episode of South Park early seasons, there is an episode where the kids take a field trip to South America, and they brought the gift of song, and that song is called "getting gay with kids is here"😂😂😂🤔🫢😲.....shit.....

[@MaddawgJAG]

Define Woke?

[@ThatJunkman]

someone that ask what woke means :)