These People Were At Woodstock in 1969, And Their Stories Are Incredible

[@jordanlacombe4318]

My dad actually was at Woodstock. But, because of reasons, his memory is hazy as hell.

[@cakenbolls442]

People who went to Woodstock probably won't even remember like 80% of the concert cuz they were probably in another dimension

[@wotanmituns33]

@@cakenbolls442 I used to go to a few festivals in my teenage years, and I can't even pinpoint to what exact festival is some of my memories, the ones I do still have for that fact. And I'm only 27. Imagine remembering a festival that went on 53 years ago. A lot of the memories are probably affected by the documentation and the subsequent mystique of the festival.

[@inHeavenEyes]

0 years old in 1969

[@jarjik9295]

Janis Joplin the MAN with..

[@David-ip1qe]

You get born come of age in the 80s become a crack addict

[@lojackcity6000]

-7

[@agustinblanco9519]

she really cant say anything its not like she remembers it

[@nellyioannidou5612]

-30 years old in 1969😂

[@Tearyatobitz]

I had a science teacher who was there. He seemed like a boring guy, but told us about this and he immediately became the most badass guy around. Told us about seeing Jimi Hendrix live. 🤘🏾

[@questhero101]

I'm gonna be honest... I thought this was serious until about the last minute.

[@shelliestephens4642]

Questhero101 dude....I know.

[@madeleine6319]

Questhero101 wait, it's fake?

[@colton8331]

Questhero101 You believed the uterus thing? lol

[@jakedudash9691]

Rigby google it amigo, a lady actually gave birth during the festival on stage.

[@emer157]

You believe carlos santana climbed up the scaffolding and is still up there?

[@Captainkodiak]

so confused about the whale bit

[@cm247.7]

Captain Kodiak yea wtf

[@MrSkinnyWhale]

this whole video is a joke my dudes 😂

[@marylvscats]

Mr. Miyagi!!

[@देवर्षकामत]

MrSkinnyWhale looks like your lord is fustin giber😂😂

[@WPL410]

That’s not the only thing in confused on…

[@KristysEdits]

Did nobody meet Steven Tyler? He was in the field and that’s when Aerosmith started.

[@KristysEdits]

@Burr Anderson huh?

[@2dolphins980]

I was there. I was 17. In the 3 days I didn't see one moment of anger, frustration, competition or jealously. All smiles, everyone on one plane of complete peace. It was sooo easy. Oh yeah. Some great music too!

[@mariajeancola3648]

No idea if you will see this or not...but one of my #1 bucket list life goals is to meet and talk to someone that was at Woodstock 69! Would love the opportunity to meet you!

[@philnaughton816]

I saw Janis when she screamed. "I got it!" As she just discovered the vaccine for polio

[@cosmiccuriosity1466]

I dont get it . is this a joke or somthing. I was born in 97

[@cosmiccuriosity1466]

someone please explain

[@val-uh8oh]

Cosmic Curiosity idk nobody knows ??? OH SHE HAD A VACCINE FOR LiKE A FLu OR SOMETHINg

[@cosmiccuriosity1466]

@@val-uh8oh I wish I gave a fuck. I really do. some days I stare out my window wondering what it's like to give one, yearning,wanting...but never....finding one...single...fuck...to..give...

[@val-uh8oh]

Cosmic Curiosity oh. Xd

[@BlueJWay999]

I thought the lady was talking about having an acid trip, I didn't realize she was literally born on stage.

[@rsohlich1]

Its a joke,....shes way older than 48-49......more like 68/69 yrs old. Born in 69 would make her not even 50 yet.....this is just satire.

[@SailorBarsoom]

Yes, I got all excited at first:"THEY FINALLY FOUND A WOODSTOCK BABY!!!11!!eleven!!!" But no, it's a joke. Woodstock baby, if you are out there, the world wants to meet you.

[@brucemofehouse8343]

No beached fish either

[@ParadoxGavel]

It was a WHALE, you NINCOMPOOP.

[@marshallbowdrie8562]

@@rsohlich1 you don't say

[@markgreen7738]

If they remember it they were not there

[@jimlamanna9712]

Mark Green Agree

[@cosmiccuriosity1466]

ahahahahahha this.

[@volkerallert5364]

you´re wrong there.

[@simply-living8523]

Lmao

[@awesome_barabado]

Lol everyone was using drugs

[@sterlingpinoy]

if I could go back in time to any moment in history it would be woodstock. I cant explain how happy that would make me.

[@danielpadilla8322]

Doctor: time and location of birth? Her: Woodstock 1969

[@javierloya4086]

I was going to summer school in LA when Woodstock was happening, We would see the news and my relatives were disgusted at the music, hippies, nakedness and drug use. I was just so jealous that I couldn’t be there, enjoying myself and making beautiful history.

[@octavioaustria1094]

0:26 0:27

[@magik97]

I agree with the relatives tbh except the music part

[@circleinforthecube5170]

@@magik97 yeah god forbid other people live there lives in ways that make them happy

[@pauly260]

I was there! Skrillex’s set was amazing!

[@j.ro.official4530]

😂😂😂

[@GrungeIsN0tDead]

the only thing that procesess through my mind is sex like fishes

[@winterlamez3322]

GrungeIsN0tDead relatable.

[@lewisgavin2917]

im surprised how you didnt mention she said "in utero"

[@progshark]

So shot out a bunch of eggs into a gravel depression in the shallows and left. Then a male did a quick pass over and fertilized them.

[@pamelamojofabulous2364]

I visited the site in 2010. And went back every year since. The awesome vibe of the original concert is still there.

[@jimbomclimbo7467]

Did you say hi to Carlos Santana

[@The-Mad-Composer]

He's still up there!

[@thomaskemer8109]

Oh. Somebody get him the hell down!!!

[@michaeldonovan4793]

you bet..." my passport is my heart and my currency is love"...bravo carlos...

[@fite-4-ever876]

climb time

[@thedolphin5428]

More! More! I want to hear 200,000 of these stories! More!

[@brackenalexander1163]

What I wouldn't give to have a time machine to go back there!

[@SailorBarsoom]

Supposedly there were from three hundred to five hundred thousand people there. If 1% of them were time travelers, that would be three to five thousand time travelers at Woodstock. With a couple days of preparation, they would have gone unnoticed and, if they did slip up, it would be passed off as "drugs, man." And if anybody reading this thinks that's crazy, just ask yourself: don't you know somebody who, if he or she had a time machine, would go to Woodstock?

[@thecat2547]

@@SailorBarsoom I actually did meet a couple who claimed to have time travelled there... we were on the brown acid and thought it was part of the trip but they did seem pretty smart

[@nicot33ns]

Legend is santana is still up on that scaffold as of today.

[@oakleavez1901]

I hope one day the world could just love and have fun just like at Woodstock

[@matthewjanson74]

They already did. It was called Woodstock

[@lulube11e111]

Santana took way too much LSD at Woodstock

[@seriouslyfuckutube]

No such thing as ”too much LSD”

[@OriginalGrasshopper]

Roko Krstičević Carlos said that he thought the neck of his guitar turned into a snake and it wouldn’t stop moving! 🐍

[@DDios-ih9de]

There was more SPEED 20 MINUTE DRUM SOLO?!

[@albenmurcia4716]

@@seriouslyfuckutube oh yes there fucking is. Source- ive taken too much multiple times

[@jeffrutt5292]

Mescaline is what he actually took. So he had a more natural trip. But yeah, smae thing in the end.

[@sligoo4942]

Their stories are incredible

[@dounatass]

and can you think that nearly everyone of the 400k people there has an equaly amazing story to tell? except the people who are now dead

[@Holdington]

And fake

[@sublime88sublime]

not to mention, these people were at Woodstock.

[@isbreadlife1307]

And their stories are incredible.

[@Holdington]

And fake

[@chaoticgrapefruit]

didnt realize clickhole uploaded this and i heard the first story and freaked out

[@mastermooky]

I met my first love there, became a musician, a turning point in my young life

[@seagull5798]

Santana was having a trip during 'Soul Sacrifice' and thought the guitar was a snake . . . yet still played . . .

[@jcclinger6601]

David Rossi first goes to Woodstock then he becomes on of the FBI’s top profilers! Man anything is possible...

[@willbergie55]

I have a friend who was at Woodstock in 1969. Many years later he was elected mayor of the town that I live in.

[@mariajeancola3648]

Are you still in contact with this friend? I have searched my entire adult life for someone that was at woodstock! I want to meet them and hear their stories first hand!

[@bradiemaree2822]

Why did it take me so long to realise this was satire

[@royalrod_]

Glad I got the privilege to meet someone who was there: my neighbor. He made it sound surreal

[@michaeldonovan4793]

it was...and beautiful...cleaning it all up after was the pits, though...

[@gasvia]

Oh boy do I remember Woodstock. There were gay people everywhere. Gay men Gay women Gay children. Really opened my mind at the time.

[@pencileraser101]

Eddie The Head of course they CAN, unless if it hinders their progress

[@edybocman76]

Gasvia so you point is

[@robertbelchick8263]

It was the sixties, people back then were open to Bisexual and Homesexual affairs, and this was when freelove arose. Especially in England in 1966, where they called it swingin london. Even in America when the sixties came to an end, in the mid seventies when disco was huge. Many disco patronts had lots of simulated sex with multiple partners while on the influence of drugs, alcohol, and no one used protection back then. Because it was unheard of, and that's when the AIDs crisis came in the early eighties.

[@bxdanny]

In the older sense of the word, right? They were "Happy and gay". Not that they were homosexual.

[@380_pound_black_womans_sto3]

We all know Ob la di Bla da, but can you show me.....where YOU ARE?

[@paigemarie5586]

I would do anything to be able to experience woodstock omg

[@WillReusch]

years ago I played this for my history class. Lesson learned: PREVIEW THE WHOLE VIDEO BEFORE SHOWING TO YOUR CLASS!

[@ladymargaret778]

This is satire people, none of these stories are true!

[@limbolord6342]

That's where you are wrong, as my grandfather has photos of the beached whale. Damn Woodstock must have been insane

[@GreenTree67]

Lady Margaret go piss off.

[@eriknilsson8493]

wow you are such a genius

[@jon590]

And you know this how?

[@AudioStorm1980]

Lady Margaret wow....you should have been a detective

[@lademafowler5616]

Finally voices of those who were there. I was to young to go but I heard about it and wanted so bad to be there. I woke up about a month ago with the words "Lay Down Lay Down" ringing in my head. I had heard that song a very long time ago and had know idea what song those words belonged to or anything. So I Googled them and WOW they have led me here. Aammazing.

[@Pighood]

It's untrue that a whale washed up on stage....it was a diplodocus.

[@fonsecorona]

Pighood A diploWHAT?? LOL. 😂

[@searose1015]

no diplodocus' went extinct over 60 million years ago

[@brucemofehouse8343]

👎 fish of any kind on stage. Unless country joe and the 🐟 we're there.

[@Enzejansen]

this is truly inspiring

[@toso7358]

Enze Jansen inspiring for what ?

[@summer544]

You never get what you expect i love it

[@stephenodisho]

You reckon that chick had sex at Woodstock ?.... I reckon she should tell us 1 more time so I believe her 🙃

[@dissco.partysan3333]

if you can remember woodstock then you were actually not there.

[@volkerallert5364]

who invented that stupid phrase?

[@dissco.partysan3333]

@@volkerallert5364 Nobody. It is a fact...

[@basedokadaizo]

@@dissco.partysan3333 wrong, i was a fish having sex like a human at woodstock. you posers don't know a thing about what you're talking about.

[@martincarranza1724]

That fest would be the only fest I would ever attend to. First ever fest on Earth with some of the legends themselves: The Who, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, etc......🔥

[@Supernaut710]

I love this!!!!

[@Dr0dd]

But where are the Shocking Stories of people who were at Woodstock '99?

[@endisnearyall2165]

DrOdd There are no stories, they're all dead.

[@jimlamanna9712]

DrOdd They're dead now. 50 years ago. They were drugged crazed hippies then. What do you think these losers became? Congress reps!

[@sll-tt6bj]

Woodstock 99 what a joke

[@progshark]

Who could afford it?

[@JayDonagh]

I think it's fucking hilarious there are a couple people who were ACTUALLY at Woodstock 69 getting confused over this in the comments.

[@tableham]

Man I wish I was there! My dad raised me on that music.

[@muhammadfadhilsetiawan1126]

If there were a time machine I would go to woodstock 1969

[@SailorBarsoom]

Supposedly there were from three hundred to five hundred thousand people there. If 1% of them were time travelers, that would be three to five thousand time travelers at Woodstock. With a couple days of preparation, they would have gone unnoticed and, if they did slip up, it would be passed off as "drugs, man." And if anybody reading this thinks that's crazy, just ask yourself: don't you know somebody who, if he or she had a time machine, would go to Woodstock?

[@Unsung_Earth]

I love only the music of this time, mainly 1966 to 1971 💓 But these people sound like actor's?

[@sonofgod4401]

This need to happen again

[@joycew1560]

clorox bleach yup

[@vanhalen4life1]

No

[@eulisismartin2970]

Son Of god there might be a woodstock in 2019 actually

[@jimlamanna9712]

Son Of god They've tried and failed. This new culture is very low grade. Violence and excuses now

[@Zorro9129]

No, boomers were a mistake.

[@i.pezzotti853]

When my dad and uncle where teenagers, they scaped their home (like flew a plane) and got to Woodstock.

[@aliraff1000]

I didn't realize what channel this was on at first lol. I'll admit that I was fooled for a second

[@GameSpyDarkAge]

Damn. I missed A Beached Whale. Legendary one off set. Never seen or heard of again

[@gardensofthegods]

Yeah he magically sprouted huge wings and flew away

[@kikexx54]

This video should be longerr!!

[@johnstokcton3706]

I was negative 3 and loved it!!!!

[@Xetaas]

0:28 art fair? more like fart air

[@jetboy_]

Noah Albrecht BURN!!

[@elaine8013]

I turned 14 on August 16th at Woodstock.

[@DetriotDiesel70]

I was conceived at Woodstock, both my parents were in their early 20’s. Amazingly my birthday is May 18th 1970.

[@CadoPack]

I clicked because I thought that this Felix Hughes guy was Thom Yorke

[@mickeymouse12678]

The amount of comments in here commenting as if they believe this is true is kind of scary tbh

[@frankplechaty3415]

Excellent

[@dingtheking7013]

Too good to bring back

[@sadcena7204]

Truly an amazing story

[@AllOverTonight]

I want to meet all of these people

[@Max-fs5gc]

1:14- 1:23 I’ve been laughing at this shit for 15 minutes

[@bingo1232]

I had 2.5 tokes from a guy's pipe..... meanwhile, back with the crowd, the sky split open with a CRACK! It opened up my mind forever.

[@bingo1232]

Dude (or Dudess) -- Walking on light, all day and all night, all right at Woodstock.

[@amritjanardhanan]

*_HE'S STILL UP THERE_*

[@dawsonhicks5929]

People think this is real lmao

[@joycew1560]

Armor Abs Krabs lol

[@Kbear-xt9mh]

If only I had a time machine...

[@SailorBarsoom]

Supposedly there were from three hundred to five hundred thousand people there. If 1% of them were time travelers, that would be three to five thousand time travelers at Woodstock. With a couple days of preparation, they would have gone unnoticed and, if they did slip up, it would be passed off as "drugs, man." And if anybody reading this thinks that's crazy, just ask yourself: don't you know somebody who, if he or she had a time machine, would go to Woodstock?

[@sixslinger9951]

My High School Art teacher was there. I believe she was still tripping in 1983. Needless to say, it was a fun class.

[@markrenton5791]

ofc it was the art teacher😂

[@TIGERGUTS]

I had Chip Monke give me Kudos for the mural i was painting in 2014. He said , " Heres my card , let me know if you need anything." I Didn't know who i was talking too at the time. I only realised who he was about a year ago??!!!! DONT EAT THE BROWN ACID! Hes the guy that says that! CHIP MONKE! I contacted him by email. He still likes my stuff. Amazing!

[@kimberlyj.sullivan9304]

My favorite Aunt & her boyfriend took me to Woodstock. I was 6.

[@revdaddy6934]

What the shit did I just watch? Well that's 2 minutes I'm never gettin back

[@jembezzler]

wow this is so awesome

[@jarodcarnarvon5198]

Wish I had been old enough to have been there.

[@Dinu-desculţ]

W☮️NDERFUL TIMES ...❤

[@marcyloucks6825]

I was born 4 months after Woodstock. I will be 50 this December 03.

[@user-db1vu3ny8x]

I was -27 at Woodstock. Fun times

[@jakenorberto4642]

It’s really sad shit ain’t like this today

[@dburton271]

SO TROLL!!!! LOLOLOL!!!! this had me rollin!!

[@melijuana4205]

LMAOOOOOO feel bad for people first seeing this and actually believing these things to be true about Woodstock 😂

[@geometricalshapes4464]

I thought this was for real when I first watched it years ago.

[@Gigachadjoker]

0:44 It's that dude from the Republican Presidential Debate

[@kba8159]

These people are definitely still at woodstock

[@powermetal26]

It's Satire folks. Nobody even knew how Carlos Santa was because it was his first live performance.

[@bingefest1799]

Who the hell is Carlos Santa...Mexican Santa

[@tobymj0781]

It definitely was not his first live appearance her performed in San Francisco since at least 1966

[@RoyalTy37]

Woodstock of the most Beautiful to ever seen sadly I wasn't born in this time but I almost cried watching this Fanstatic Day

[@MrGabino8000]

If you remembered Woodstock, you weren't at Woodstock!!!!

[@timchildress2048]

While tripping I couldn't figure out whether I was on the light tower hallucinating that I was on the ground, or whether I was on the ground hallucinating that I was on the light tower.

[@johnletitia]

Peace, love, and 🎵🎶

[@ThePlayhousePals]

HAHAHA! Well THESE people obviously didn't stay away from the brown acid! =oD

[@alexjay3104]

1:43 is that Hyde off that’s 70’s show

[@vaporwavedog]

I wonder what it’s like to see Jimi Hendrix live when you’re like not even a day old

[@CovidConQuitTheCensorship]

lol

[@acethegreat3963]

Up until Carlos Santana climbing the scaffolding I thought this video was serious. The whale on the stage made it abundantly clear. Pretty funny though.

[@ak47wappa8]

wish I lived in the 60s and 70s

[@mpkrprsnt]

This would be impossible in the internet era we live in.. fuck, we need to go back. RUN !

[@aaliyahetc.6687]

*he's still up there*

[@TeegsKJ]

Why the fuck was john forgerty snipping an umbilical cord for 😆

[@mikeneidlinger8857]

Remember to always test the strength of your tab.

[@lisarochwarg4707]

I was expecting actual stories and memories.

[@gardensofthegods]

This channel does some really corny stuff and had I realized it was them I probably wouldn't have watched it

[@davidgeorge000]

Just say no to LSD.

[@rchydrozz751]

There's an old saying. If all the people that said they were at Woodstock, actually went. The earth would of rolled over from all the weight.