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Coney watches and learns about the cringe celebrity moments in gaming as well as failed gaming projects and brands.
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[@activerug]

Coney is the only way I'm willing to watch top 10 videos. I now get why he's a commentator guys funny as fuck.

[@IanZWhite00]

Coney sort of erodes the guilt you would’ve built up without his warm presence there to guide you to the content buried within

[@shady8045]

Coney reminds me of Leonardo DiCaprio’s character in wolf of Wall Street but like if he was a good person.

[@Platonic69]

Emperor's New Groove on that list at 16:23. I'm sorry you must have never known joy your entire life

[@WiiCON-49000]

I remember being jealous of my cousin cause he had a Dreamcast and I had a PS2. Thinking back, it was probably because he had a job and could buy more games and I was a broke, jobless, 12 year old

[@RunstarHomer]

You had it better tbh

[@WiiCON-49000]

@@RunstarHomer I know that now, but as a kid I thought the Dreamcast was better cause my cousin always had cool new games when I would visit him that were not on PS2. Power Stone, Sonic Adventure, D2, and Legecy of Kain to name a few.

[@sherrdreamz7232]

@@WiiCON-49000 all the Legacy Of Kain/Soul Reaver games were on PS1/PS2 I think.

[@r.u.s.e3586]

Dreamcast had some dang good stuff though.

[@xassassinslord4381]

Editor put up a pic of Lilo and stitch AS WELL AS Emperors New Groove?!?!!?? Who am I throwing hands with

[@gengarisnotinsmash...]

Maybe it just wasn't shown, but Mike Tyson not being able to beat Glass Joe in Punch Out should have been in there.

[@matthewbartlett3442]

That’s not cringy that’s fuckin hilarious

[@andrewprahst2529]

11:42 Thank you editor for reminding us of the game Coney still needs to play

[@TentaCole]

15:15 15:28 Props to the editor for that one. That made me laugh.

[@_Parad0x]

Keanu being able to do voice acting for Cyberpunk probably means he’s just a really cool guy

[@Jabeke49]

He’s so cool

[@Korja88]

He's so cool

[@mangaprofilepicture5820]

He’s so cool

[@TheKitKatThe]

He's so cool

[@_Parad0x]

He’s so cool

[@Super_EpicGuy]

4:26 the Panda ad in the bottom makes it look like Charles Martinet is part of Panda

[@sable.]

Coney is getting closer and closer to 100k They grow up so fast

[@Moi_Ari]

seriously the main guy on yt that makes me laugh these days.

[@plebianoverlord]

13:11 this story about Coney thinking it was real football is even more understandable because it would've been on a CRT and you can't see anything for shit on those anyway so why not?

[@JTfromVT]

I went to school for Game Production, one of our first classes was "Game History and Development" we spent a whole day on games as bad as E.T. and it almost causing the downfall of gaming as a medium it was that bad. Also a guy down the hall from me had an OUYA. It had like 1 fun game on it, we played for 2 hours and never touched it again.

[@liquidscreamisnomore]

Did it happen to be The Amazing Frog??

[@JTfromVT]

@@liquidscreamisnomore oh damn this was back in 2013 when i was a freshman in college. i cant remember the name just that it was 4-player and a lot of fun

[@liquidscreamisnomore]

@@JTfromVT I never had an Ouya but it's still one of my favorites, honestly. They ended up re-releasing it on steam in 2014 and they've done a lot of updates to it, and it looks completely different now. One little thing I remember from playing it is that you can earn points and eventually get the key to the city, to then open the giant door. One of the things you can do is throw away garbage, and the item that gives the most points *is an Ouya.* Incredible.

[@Ryleeman54number2]

I honestly think (altho ive never played it) that the game cannot be the worst game ever. Theres probably just as bad or worse shovelware on steam

[@dreninho5691]

"was he working on drywall?" that is fucking hilarious

[@YujiNakaSonic]

13:15 I remember for some reason thinking King Kong the movie the game on the original XBOX was the absolute peak of graphical fidelity and looked like you were really fighting dinos or whatever you do in that game

[@moofins760]

YOOOOOOOO Just when I was getting bored…

[@justsayin._.]

If you're bored to the point it scares u, u need a hobby

[@noahwilson1410]

Bro same! There’s always a video ready to go right after I make some food!

[@moofins760]

@@justsayin._. My hobby is being subscribed to Coney

[@moofins760]

@@noahwilson1410 Every single time I make Tuna salad and sit down, Coney uploads

[@justsayin._.]

@@moofins760 I'm sorry u have poor taste

[@YellowpowR]

People pointed out with Luigi's Mansion 3 that you can hear Charles Martinet is getting old in his voice acting. He might not have felt capable to properly voiceact an entire movie even.

[@trippysteve4757]

New coney always makes for a good day

[@TentaCole]

True!

[@trueblueryu5713]

Because of Chris Pratt being Mario and Ben Schwartz remaining as sonic, we need to anticipate a detective Pikachu sequel with Aziz Ansari to complete the parks & Rec video game crossover universe.

[@SBNetto]

Brazil has this problem with media where, if you show something bad being done by someone bad, its a bad influence on children. (For example, the Cuphead cartoon got a lot of controversy... because the devil... is in it... and he is bad... no joke)

[@-Matt_O96-]

Noone: Mario in clickbait yt thumbnails: ☹️

[@wolfdragox5563]

The title was self aware that this was clickbait: “why...”

[@jackswain742]

There are some bangers from disney’s trouble era though. I personally adore treasure planet and the emperor’s new groove is hilarious

[@deathpie24]

8:07 the way he said it reminded me of Curtis Armstrong (Dan vs)

[@CatacombSaint]

"Brazil loves the Sega Master System" All hail Tectoy

[@Bonecrusher1022]

I've played ET on the Atari and honestly it didn't seem much worse than any other Atari game I've played, albeit that list is only a few games. Though you def gotta consider in today's age, I just looked up a guide to tell you how to play. I feel like that shit would've been impossible without one lol. There's a lot of games in the early AVGN videos that are like that honestly

[@mightyhammer-gamingvlogsan1277]

Coney saying Marley Station Mall hit me with nostalgia of like 10 years ago

[@sawmillthrill]

Coney hating on Yakuza is the worst part of the video :(

[@jokertheft45]

What’s funny is I got Mars needs mom blue ray for free from a Disney radio event

[@algumnomeaihehe]

I'm glad you're doing this man, gringos needed a cid cidoso

[@luckyc4t110]

Coney videos are fun because they're so clickbait that you never know what you're about to watch. Telling smash stories? Reacting to watch mojo? Listening to cringe stories viewers may or may not have made up? Who knows? Certainly not the title or thumbnail. They're like a mystery box that way.

[@VideoGamesRus100]

I loved the BF1 celebrity tournament cause every time the camera would pan to Snoop, he'd have a fat blunt in his mouth.

[@nickferaci]

hearing Marley station mall get name dropped in a video is insane

[@jimmy1232ya]

Dude the Marley station mall call out makes me so sad lol. Marley station doesn't even have the GameStop in there anymore. It's barely a mall anymore.

[@captainphoton1693]

Who want to see a mario entirely voiced by charle . Idk doesn't seems right. Imagine the super high pitched voice, it works super well for the game because it's all catch phrases, over exaggerated enthusiasts and mostly don't mean anything. Make mario emote something past a wahoo or a ho no and it doesn't really work anymore.

[@ditto_inc4138]

I legit thought Mars Needs Moms was a vivid dream that I had until this video

[@ProZangoose]

gotta love the marvel 2 music

[@acycle2124]

I mean (16:26) Emperor's new groove is an amazing movie

[@Joshyboy225]

I swear absolutely no other picture of Chris Pratt exists anymore ever since that movie cast announcement 💀

[@lizardman7718]

I forgot Jamie was in son of the mask lol

[@pjswalling2749]

I saw Mars needs moms, I thought it was a surprisingly good movie

[@ojodeoro1106]

Someone needs to clip "my big brother used to best me"

[@superjumpbros64]

Can't wait for Mario Movie 2: Rise of Gru!

[@yggdrasilsaltar]

sad mario images are so fucking funny to me

[@Charkid177]

Aged like fine milk

[@dataecto6135]

down with covid but content andy Coney is there to provide for me

[@wispyone3702]

#1 ruined product is root and the culprit is coney. RIP Root my forever goat.

[@rileybossman]

Thank the lord I watched to the end that was mega good

[@luigiongaming3959]

5:50 i was listening to the rooster teeth podcast and burnie burns was talking about this event and how he was sitting next to snoop Dogg and all them passing a blunt around and how he got unbelievably high just being around them 😂

[@Xelious]

I still have my bronze colored OUYA. Never opened it. It's a collectors item.

[@Slyith444]

Me and my girlfriend were the only two in the movie theater when you seen that movie by the end I was only wearing my Timberlands

[@flameking7489]

I hate that Sega has gone so far downhill. On paper the DreamCast should've been the best console of that generation! It wasn't even that expensive, they were basically giving them away for free at the end of its life cycle. The Saturn was sadly just too big a nail in the coffin.

[@williamferro8088]

Coney is cringe for putting emperor's new groove in the "bad era" of Disney movies, that movie still makes me laugh so hard

[@ODISeth]

I just rewatched the smash bros teeth tier list and now this

[@shady8045]

Seeing Elijah wood as a person with normal height feels way weirder than it should. Like yeah I know LotR isn’t real but still, it’s like a monkey brain thing.

[@DarkestNova556]

I personally liked Mars Needs Moms as a kid

[@PhantomMarth]

Bro...Marley Station nowadays. 0_0) Ghost Town from Mario Kart 😅

[@TrueCarthaginian]

ET didn't kill Atari. It helped, but it wasn't solely responsible. It's really not even that bad of a game when compared to its peers.

[@Skeepers192]

Saying Disney was God awful and putting covers of Lilo&Sitch, Treasure Planet, Atlantis, Emporers New Groove, Meet the Robinsons, and Brother Bear? You're proving yourself wrong

[@sonzaun5262]

Bro nah that generation of Disney was by far the best

[@RobertoRodriguez-nv4pi]

Thank you Coney!!!

[@chefdunsparce4254]

You really putting the emperor's new groove, Lilo and stitch and treasure planet in the "bad movies" showcase?

[@andymcclurg9916]

And fantasia 2000

[@chefdunsparce4254]

Oh true I didn't even recognize it Thanks for catching me there

[@randomreviews4278]

16:27 how could diss all those movies there were good

[@ChiodosBlowsDogs]

Coney, Atlantis was great and it's not just because, I was a kid; I have no emotions so, my opinions are objective.

[@Heattokun]

Yknow someone’s gonna link this to Malibu’s Twitter right?

[@thenotoriouscanadian3402]

Okay im not a huge fan of the Assassin creed series but is Kristen Bell not right? Is that not what the Animus was? Searching through peoples DNA to look at history? Like i said im not up to lore with Assassins creed but ive played a lot of them and it sounds pretty spot on to me.

[@legojedimasterplokoon2173]

No the point is that she was talking about it as if it's actual science that she believes in

[@0Asterite0]

Oh god, I know where Marley station mall is

[@quackkillerreal]

It wasn’t the Dreamcast that destroyed SEGA, it was the Saturn. The Dreamcast was actually really good but nobody wanted SEGA anymore.

[@quackkillerreal]

I don’t mean to rant about a single part of a single chapter but like that peeved me

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I love treasure Planet, and kuzco is a classic but yeah all the movies of that time period flopped so hard!

[@aquarios7851]

Right before work

[@bLuGhOsT_]

Chris Pratt will probably do a good job as Mario

[@bLuGhOsT_]

Well well well, my how the turn tables

[@cpiece2450]

lmfao 'barack obama'

[@riverman7710]

oh god, mars needs mums.

[@eseph9899]

Australia banned power rangers for violence even tho a bunch of seasons starting with ninja storm were filmed in New Zealand.

[@iAnimate38]

i love coney content _but why does he call every video a movie_

[@retroshoto1844]

God I miss moviepass I watched so many movies

[@cubedmax]

hello from minnesota!!!

[@Mars-pw4iw]

Wonder how coney reacted to cringe doki doki music in his yt

[@xSkyDestroyerx]

I see that you are interested in MonkeyBall why not take a look at similar (albeit somewhat harder) game called Glyph!

[@lt.tomato4689]

Charles martinet couldve done a different voice for the movie tho. Dude has stupid range

[@anonymous7024]

He's so cool.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I love elija wood so much!

[@jeremiahtaylor8337]

I was just watching your old video then a new one woo

[@untouchable7024]

Ah shit here we go again

[@DeadArizen]

i now know elijah wood is smaller than ithought lmao

[@Kazkik5959]

Mojo

[@caysongarbett5324]

Coney time

[@chaysewagner9111]

God not Marley lmao

[@gabrielkrows488]

Surprised Jinshin impact wasn't on here

[@flarephenix894]

yeah

[@tristanclark288]

Coney all your content is great, but like… the watch mojo stuff is nowhere near as good as websurf Wednesday, react wars, etc..

[@CatacombSaint]

It's filler content

[@byrontheusurper6505]

YES MORE REACTMOJO!

[@thegoose8663]

Coney doesn't like Yakuza? Kinda cringa ngl, you might be cancelled in few countries soon~

[@CascadePSA]

Marss needs what now?

[@secretnames7414]

CHRIS PRATT WILL DO A GREAT JOB

[@MsDarkz123]

4:33 You didn't hear Wario in WarioWare Gold then. Dude why they don't let Martinet go all out more often...

[@marthsinclair3796]

Can you tag the WatchMojo videos or something? I don't enjoy them and I'm getting clickbaited to hell over here.

[@deathangeleas2401]

"The current line ups suck, Yakuza, Persona? get the fuck outta here" Bad Coney opinion #1000 Not even a fan of any of that shit and I know that ain't true. That being said Persona 3,4,5 were not as good as 1 and 2 from what I hear. Also Monkey ball is basic, but its coney he likes basic video game nerd shit. Bloodborne being the best example.

[@Searcher64th]

Gaming

[@BrJPGameplay]

Yeah, I remember when the Bully ban happened, it was funny because that ban was very dumb since up the ps3/360 era of games, Brazil just run high on piracy for gaming, what are gonna do? End piracy? Good luck. Also the government officials that were in favor would say that the game imitates highschool life, and the answer any sane human being would say it's "maybe an American one, not a Brazilian one"

[@poli2514]

does coney watch sargon? lmao

[@orakuli8094]

Hi Coney