these rap lyrics are UNREAL.

EDIT: we are no longer thanking Kanye.
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THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL TO THE ONLY CREATIVE THING IVE EVER MADE IS HERE! Here, me and my good friends WildSpartanz, Bizly, and special guest Skooch (well known for his Can We Talk About This? series) play a simple game: between two funny rap lyrics, decide which one is real! The real lyrics are pulled from rappers like Travis Scott, Kanye West, Eminem, Young Thug, Lil Yachty, and more. The other lyrics are all written by me! The lyrics chosen are all either sus lyrics, funny lyrics, bad lyrics, or horrible lyrics on purpose to make it even harder to guess! This one gets spicy, so I hope you enjoy!
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these rap lyrics can't be real... - • these rap lyrics can't...
moby balls.

[@ItsMatlok]

This vid came out a LONG TIME before the Alex Jones interview with Kanye. Please ignore the whole "thank you kanye", bit, as it clearly did not age very well.

[@xxtL]

ok

[@og.pxlar1]

May I ask what happened? Like what did kanye do

[@Plavie22]

Thank you Kanye (with sexual intent)

[@bugfriendz]

@@og.pxlar1 very questionable (bad) things about jewish people

[@og.pxlar1]

@@bugfriendz oh lordy day. Thats horrible.

[@mellowed0178]

Imagine sitting in the studio and putting these lyrics in the song and no one questions it

[@C_0_N]

"That shit fire cuh"

[@themediaangel7413]

This is what happens when you become so famous that no one is willing to approach you.

[@chasemoneyfate]

“Shove a gerbil up your ass through a tube”

[@MirageUchiha]

_YES MEN_

[@DreamerG123]

They hear so much weird stuff I think they don't even question at this point, they're just like "whatever he knows he is saying shit" XD

[@burcebanning]

I loved listening to that last bit, knowing for a FACT that "she blow that dick like a cello" is a real lyric, because I vividly remember hearing it and cry-laughing hysterically

[@RyanCaseMusic]

same lol and i remember reading/seeing that interview too 🤣

[@ChefPollen]

Poor yachty didn't know what a cello is😭

[@bartsimpson274]

@@ChefPollen I love yatchy, but he so wrong for that 😭😭😭

[@ChefPollen]

@@bartsimpson274 his new song YAE ENERGY goes so hard

[@bartsimpson274]

@@ChefPollen I love stunt double

[@tomh1349]

I give Lil yachty props for even admitting that he didn't know what a cello was, and stayed positive about it too. Other artists would've argued to prove a point just so it seemed like they weren't stupid, while in the process of sounding even more stupid.

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

Still no excuse

[@kylemendes7246]

@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 lol ok not that serious bub

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

@@kylemendes7246 Illiteracy is not a joke Jim

[@anomaly3215]

@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 snowflake

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

@@anomaly3215 how

[@allhonesty848]

"Blowing it like a cello" is our new phrase for "fucking up royally"

[@capperbuns]

Lmao

[@yasserarguelles6117]

You could do this game with only Young Thug lyrics

[@cashcadence1629]

literally 😭

[@zoenszoen]

Or Kanye West lyrics

[@for_nothing_important]

@@zoenszoen i make a sandwich and eat it

[@reekunkli4377]

Nah 2 chainz would be the best, he says the dumbest shit

[@LJ-fr1ei]

@@zoenszoen Kanye has loads of genius lyrics aswell tho "mayonnaise colored Benz I push miracle whips" is fucking genius

[@Bizlybebo]

one point for bizly

[@alexgrubb1057]

zero points for bizly

[@alexgrubb1057]

(:

[@AzaleaTFG]

Thank you Kanye

[@sulky_demon4764]

No you idot

[@kamaruraito]

Your my favourite person there 😂😂

[@WillyCheez_88]

Eminem also once said "your booty is heavy duty, like diarrhea"

[@joetokyo1158]

he also said "playing fortnite with your grandma"

[@Yukanhayt-Mhenow]

He also said he will kill you!

[@slideyredhood1527]

aaaaaand fuck you with an umbrella, open it up while the shits still inside ya (don't ask)

[@harshsinghbindra7471]

@@joetokyo1158 whats wrong with playing fortnite with grandma

[@v0idvice640]

eminem has so many bizzare lines that you could make an entire video like this but only with eminem lines.

[@objectionablepanicordie]

In the wise words of Eminem “where the fuck is Kanye when you need him” that’s an actual lyric

[@skeletor6577]

I believe that's from No Love with Lil Wayne wasn't it?

[@cheorrei]

No one needs no yetler

[@AutiStyx]

Oh no

[@skallittor5478]

don't compare kanye with hitler.@@cheorrei

[@mannamedjared]

@@cheorreiit was 2010 when kanye was dropping actually good music

[@cynicalip]

2:24 the "And he repeats it" was so fucking perfect in the timing

[@lunamorada335]

"THAT'S NOT EVEN A FLUTE IT'S A CLARINET" LMAOOO

[@fueg00nyxxx]

Aphex Twin goated

[@basielu]

THE DELIVERY LMFAOOOOOO

[@SixSpeeed]

Aphex Twin based

[@lunamorada335]

@@joshlange7473 what

[@SixSpeeed]

@@joshlange7473 cringe

[@thespicecorner]

Thank you, Kanye.

[@2001CuisinartToasterr]

yoru wlcom(im KanYe wet

[@2001CuisinartToasterr]

@@madebybroovy my best album is kanYe west in SpaCe

[@madebybroovy]

@@2001CuisinartToasterr found myself a wife better IMO

[@LJ-fr1ei]

@@2001CuisinartToasterr the daycare dropout 2 was a fascinating album

[@neo242]

Thank you, Kanye for Yeezus

[@val1980]

I have no idea how I know the cello lyric is from a real song, but it was clearly so memorable that it stuck with me. I remember he said that he was thinking about an instrument similar to a clarinet but for some reason, just chose cello.

[@val1980]

Oh my god, I even remembered the genius explanation 😭 I’m done

[@BiggusNickus]

The funny thing is the line must have been heard by a whole team before release and nobody chose to call him out on it lol.

[@dragonfruitreal]

apparently someone he was working with told him it was called a cello and no one else ever corrected it

[@ko-rp7ge]

🤣🤣

[@lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990]

Cello or Pig?

[@davinadams1696]

The hysterically hilarious irony behind “that’s a flute” is amazing to me

[@ItzYuki1i]

9:48 they got played like a fidd- i mean cello

[@TheMacroShow]

Yo this is so fun! I love it

[@ishaankiranmithra5159]

yo macrooooo

[@nastynamed1892]

Ayyy it's Macro lesssgooo

[@endgamez7621]

yo

[@jackyjacky101gamer7]

bro how is this so unoticed. love your vids bro. I always try to get to streams (different time zone).

[@visionmp3]

Hello dad

[@notspidey4698]

i knew cello was the real one immediately, i remember hearing about it forever ago.

[@ai.dot._.]

I knew it was real but I thought it was a rice gum lyric even tho yachtys my favorite rapper 😭

[@lmao3911]

@@ai.dot._. I dont even really like Yachty unless hes on a feature but I know it

[@BiggusNickus]

Yeah that was an infamous line. Surprised they didn't know about it.

[@inversional_loop]

I thought that came from thugger again I did not expect the swerve 🤣

[@ai.dot._.]

@@lmao3911 yachtys fire

[@SOBEKCrocodileGod]

That “earthquake” line sound like a Big Sean bar lmao Also most of these had me dying because I knew most of the real lyrics and all the “no way is that real” lmao

[@harry.singh775]

there’s a big sean bar on mercy that’s hella close lmaoo. “drop it to the floor that’s an assquake.” his verse on that somg was wild

[@dimitridan8112]

@@harry.singh775 yeah i was thinking of the ass jokes on mercy the whole time lmao

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

Proof white people should have never discovered rap

[@SpookiSandwich]

1:39 I immediantly knew that was the real one, I have listened to that song enough times to remember that line

[@aliengamer6668]

Same. It's so weird you never forget it lol

[@John90001]

Fack

[@joeyorjohanna]

south park

[@aquamarinerose5405]

I showed that Cello part to a discord server I'm in, and one person said something poignant. "This is why everybody needs good friends, and I mean GOOD friends, who can sit you down and say that they love you but a cello is not a woodwind instrument. We're not all blessed like that."

[@lynxdotexe1661]

As a cello player, I love that ending

[@kenjhungary9577]

As a clarinetist, I also love that ending

[@chaosodyssey3089]

@@kenjhungary9577 as a rapper, and clarinetist, same. (this isn’t the account i post songs on.)

[@bullseye-]

You got some cello blowin skills mb

[@PlatinumMatter]

He did all mine twice in a row and people didn't believe it was a real lyric. It just shows how ridiculous that song is.

[@legoc3po450]

Facts, ridiculously good song💯🐐 kanye the goat

[@svenwalter4293]

As a ye enjoyer, oh boy did these guys not know what's in store for them lmfao

[@jofwg]

ye has some of the most clever bars of all time and also the most insane ones

[@Coolguy98765]

As a Ye fan I was laughing so hard when the next round was a Kanye verse from the same damn song and nobody caught it.

[@cvnkndmr]

unironically top 10

[@daisybutinhertennisoutfit]

“I thought Squidward played the cello. I was wrong. It was the flute.” “It’s the CLARINET!” in tears. subbed. thanks for the content boys.

[@JesseGelatnis]

8:03 that has to be a diss towards Drake's 'Forever' "Who'd have thought a countrywide tour'd be the outcome?"

[@redwizxrd]

I'm a heavy hip hop listener and rapper myself so I knew almost all of these but the reactions to them from people who aren't as familiar with the genre *literally* has me in tears lmao

[@anth0nybalb0a]

Brandon the type of dude to listen to NF, G-Eazy, Logic (After Everybody but before No Pressure), Eminem (The Corny One post Relapse), MGK, and Lil Dicky

[@ItsMatlok]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Xannyphantom905]

Dont forget lil Dicky.

[@deonnelson9780]

Logic, Em, Beastie Boys goated

[@andretyroneii941]

Let's just say that's some white boi

[@charliefiore5371]

only half of logic though

[@liluziintrovert]

You legit could do a whole episode of just kanye lyrics

[@nickd6408]

Light skin friend look like Michael jackson

[@esaug644]

And young thug

[@kpdotexe3649]

Nah Eminem

[@marioortiz7574]

​@@nickd6408dark skin friend look like Michael Jackson

[@ameme8277]

I like how "shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube" has the image that's usually associated with throwing a hamster i know that's probably just an album cover or something but it's still funny to me

[@Imalex4l]

Pretty sure its a South Park reference

[@sir6379]

@@Imalex4l yeah he kinda does an impersonation of cartman

[@oreo_6206]

oh god like the hat Vic?

[@territhetankedupterrapin6592]

@@Imalex4l there was a story going around in the 1990's of a guy doing it which is what South Park and Eminem were taking the piss out of.

[@snaggel]

@@territhetankedupterrapin6592 It was richard gere. It was him. You know why gerbils cant drive? cause they cant get out of gere

[@I_Infinity]

7:50 MY GOD THAT'S INCREDIBLE!

[@lilkhaos8133]

This was hilarious being a rap fan knowing the last lime 5 of em and watching them lose it over the dumb lines especially the cello one lol

[@myyoutubeaccount4167]

As a rap fan I knew none of these. I thought there was 1 in the video I heard before but when I went back I realized I was wrong lol

[@drk166]

@@myyoutubeaccount4167 how bro most of these lyric's of infamous for being insane like the Eminem gerbil line and the like like your titties line.

[@myyoutubeaccount4167]

@@drk166 Tbh I listen to rap a lot but I’m not well versed in it.

[@revan3270]

@@myyoutubeaccount4167bro how I knew every single one💀

[@WildSpartanz]

i am the best rapper

[@pros_0143]

Lit

[@ChanterelleRoseo]

lil fartanz

[@sprucesoultree3833]

No you're not WildFartanz

[@omen-1500]

real

[@jaredcolejohnson573]

kanye better

[@jae_vee]

I knew the cello one was real because the genius video is the funniest fucking thing alive

[@Hipno702]

Honestly I’m on Yachty’s side with that. His whole team did him dirty

[@rockeater27]

the desc / pinned comment saying "we no longer thank kanye" made me subscribe immediately

[@toopienator]

Be for real, next time you do this, you gotta do Eminem's "My Dad's Gone Crazy" with the line "I'm out the closet, I've been lying my ass off. All this time, me and Dre been f***ing with hats off."

[@IvanKNIGHTFROGSROCK]

Better lyric from that song..."it's like my mother always told me...WEENY WEENY WEENY WEENY!"

[@vabby2k]

I was 100% sure about the fivio foreign, travis and Kanye lyrics

[@kunnyfunte8165]

At this point all I want is for him to make a rap song purely using the fake lyrics he's come up with

[@aaront0209]

the back to back kanye lyrics absolutely killed me

[@unusual5882]

all of you have such a good chemistry, keep it up!

[@skule5727]

10:11 I was literally dying for a minute during this 😂😂

[@grimplaysminecraft746]

That got me so hard. I couldn't breathe during that whole bit. 😂

[@matty6796]

Annoyed that on the fivo foreign one directly before hand he says "ice cream,scooping Shittin ,poopin"

[@ZonerG]

an actual human wrote these

[@myyoutubeaccount4167]

It really is crazy, isn't it?

[@Yowatchadoing]

OR DID THEY?

[@colinflack4517]

Thank you kanye

[@2001CuisinartToasterr]

your welcome(i’m kanYe wst)

[@astolfolmao]

@@2001CuisinartToasterr uh oh

[@canoe_gaming147]

at 12:34 i had never laughed harder in my entire life. bro got me laughing so hard i woke my whole family. they came in twice because I didn't stop laughing for 4 minuets.

[@Skelly.Gaming756]

1:39 Knew it was that one bc eminem does south park references and thats a south park reference

[@w4drone720]

ICE CREAM, IM SCOOPIN. IM SHITTIN, AN POOPIN. SHITTIN, POOPIN I feel like the GOAT!

[@DenjiHendrix]

This game is possible with only Young Thug lyrics

[@sethgleason7611]

ok but that first lyric about topping the charts would've gone hard in an actual song

[@cynicalip]

The double take on "All Mine" its fucking hilarious

[@Alyria_Fabulous]

rap lyrics are some of the most out of pocket unexpected bomb like things ive ever seen in the music industry 😭

[@pr9334]

I am proud because I guessed 99% of these right. Lesgo.

[@Nekan11]

I'm not proud, because i well knew 99% of these

[@kosmaroginski9949]

@@Nekan11 Fr. I'm kinda ashamed I knew a lot of these too😂

[@peepermcbeeper2997]

It's easy: just pick the dumbest and least creative answer and it's always right

[@_azuxala]

1:44 shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

[@16vanilla67]

6:57, you heard the man let's all say thank you Kanye!

[@user-jt3yi6cz6e]

very cool

[@J0nith3r3d]

We probably shouldn’t be saying that now lmao

[@17kdiamond]

yeah uh💀

[@gnawnickvods939]

The whole Chello line is since the Chello isn't a wind instrument, she still tries to blow it. She sees anything phallic shaped and she tryna suck it up

[@KittyxKult]

I knew the last one bc I was literally like “I think what yachty meant was an OBOE” and then he came out with the flute/clarinet mixup and I just gave up all hope lmao

[@undersleeping7752]

"Shawty passin gas with that earthquake ass" fucking broke me

[@tinypenuscletus6471]

you gotta make part 2 this is hillarious

[@ItsMatlok]

more will definitely be on the way!! this is actually part 2, the first came out a couple months ago :)

[@mikechad27]

1:55 i think he's talking about that Eminem freestyle Fubba u cubba kubba It has "subbabadibidick my dubadubidick through a tubba" he heard the "through a tube" that's why he thought that was Eminem's lyrics.

[@mikechad27]

2:12 oh there it goes, I was wrong, but if u search fubba u cubba kubba, he said that too, just few words similar to the sentence. Btw, the song "FACK" is titled to be the *WORST* song Eminem has made throughout his whole career.

[@NithinJune]

5:58 Yoo I know this one, It’s a Kanye Lyric

[@bfc9467]

I'm shocked none of them knew about the cello bar. The genius video where he talks about it is hilarious. He thought that squidward played the cello

[@Nekan11]

That's crazy y'all didn't know these classic bars

[@tylerwirth4247]

@4:15 I personally guessed the top choice with the pepperoni nips solely due to a song by A2M called I Got Bitches. The intro has similar lines, so that one got me. Great video as always!

[@chip_chibo]

thank you kanye

[@BuckBlaziken]

Martyr is a person who is willing to die for a cause and or has died for a cause or purpose. Even with that context, it’s still a bizarre lyric

[@TheReaper1013]

“Can I get a thank you Kanye” aged horribly

[@darapter-bq5cr]

Broo i cant breathe 🤣🤣 8:49 they killed him man that poor soul

[@jonasschiefer626]

maybe a new rule for the game: if you know the lyric and can name the artist and track correct, you get 3 points, however if you guess wrong then you do not get points even if it is the lyric that exists

[@ursamjr4406]

12:29 this nigga got it wrong TWICE 😂🤣

[@MarshuTheBurninator]

I knew the shittin poopin shittin poopin because my friend send me a touhou meme of a kaguya fumo on a toilet with that song in the background

[@JuanPabloTheII]

2:16 im eating my baked 65% less fat lays while listening to ppl talk about gerbils and how eminem did that

[@derpygaymer3221]

I love that Keep Your Faith is the outro track, love that song

[@gardenofwords914]

2:41 when I first heard that shittin poopin I lost all faith in fivio cuz the actual song came out after the off the grid leak I believe also fun fact: in another song made by fivio he has a line saying "when I mean what I say, I say it twice" which came out before the song called spin which has the shittin poopin line.

[@joemomma6317]

This is mad entertaining lmao. You guys are underrated

[@Yepitsmedude]

2:05 “you just don’t know the meta” 💀

[@cybergamez1442]

This has been popping up in my recommended soooooo many times, it's time I finally watch this.

[@buddergolem9463]

8:43 both of these are probably actual Migos lyrics

[@6942-j7y]

kanye the most insane person north of the equator

[@wardo5677]

insanely talented 🙏

[@jessetrueba9578]

I feel like this channel’s really gonna grow.

[@tazvideogaming4099]

"skooch i really need you to think about this right here: could you- could you hypothetically blow this? in any way? could you hypothetically blow this?"

[@crnkmnky]

I was fairly confident that “Earthquake Ass” was the real lyric… then this ad started playing around 3:14: “Hertz Car Rental is the GOAT… Tom Brady is the GOAT…” 🐐😱🤦🏿‍♀️

[@KnifeTBH]

Regardless of the cello line It's genius If you are able to successfully blow a cello you're a head genius and can please any man

[@boop53]

My fave bar in rap is when Tyler said "Look at the kid who had the .9 and tried to blow out his mind, but talk is money, i said hi, guess i bought him some time"

[@dickkickem6472]

Look at the ones in the crowd, that shit is barnicles huh?

[@didgeridooo]

3:40 this goes great with "jinx the cat" for some reason

[@smiledespite]

Please have added a cello a flute and clarinet to the banner to commemorate this the blowing of all 3

[@tunahanyilmazdev]

9:07 for the thumbnail

[@swedishfish5129]

It's so funny to me that rappers have a pass to say whatever they want and nobody cares.

[@mikeyhamato2012]

You don’t know how often I rewatched this, it’s too good

[@schmoke.]

I'm always the dude who stops bopping his head and tries to process wtf was just said.

[@Geck_Gxng]

8:43 how did he not know it was Travis Scott after it said “it’s lit” that’s automatically Travis scott

[@weirdhousewivesclub]

I used to play the violin for a long time and was losing it at the last part like how tf did this man say a cello was a wind instrument?! 😂😭

[@blythetaylor4063]

These are all songs, that definitely have lyrics, and certainly exist.

[@JohnShoe21]

I like how they used two lyrics from the same song and none them knew and there’s me screaming that it’s form ye 😂

[@astralkaoru1025]

That last fake one sounds like a legit future bar lmao

[@noyz-anything]

ok but what if someone just made a 20-minute-long rap song featuring every fake lyric in these games

[@gabrielgrayeb2420]

I chose cello bc I remember the ski mask lyric in reborn to rebel where he says “humanity sucks, humanity blows, no cello”💀💀

[@qwertylope5496]

This actually made me laugh a lot harder then I have in recent times props

[@Thomas.S.]

keep it up with the content! you abouta blow up! I can feel it!

[@dracticarchive]

im in love with the fact that Lil Yachty ALSO doesn’t know what a clarinet is

[@willit.]

It concerning that I remembered the artist and flow of the fivio bar

[@WhateverPepperz0]

You could do a whole SERIES of old wild Tyler lyrics