These TikTok Recipes Are Disgusting

The Stewart Twins, TikTok's latest batch of chefs who create some of the most vile recipes I have ever seen. Buckle up.
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[@TheNinjaNiky]

As a chef, the butter covered chicken or turkey is an actual thing lol. You don't need 5lbs though. Maybe 3 at most with a big chicken or turkey, I've done it a few times. You don't need it absolutely smothered, just a layer. Some people might argue the technique is to smother it, but it really isn't necessary. There comes a point where it's just a waste because it won't add anything extra loading up that much butter. Julia Child would kill me if I said too much butter though😂

[@djkaeh5673]

Yeah, I wasn't terribly disgusted by the amount of butter either once I realized what they were doing with it, which is to cook chicken with. Looks delicious, ngl.

[@aikot.8816]

I love to put butter on the inside Under the Skin and over it, but the butter is richly seasoned to nicely soak into the meat. I agree with you about the amount though. Also I didn't like that she put olive oil on the vegetables that was under the butter it didn't make sense. The butter is melting off into the vegetables therefore her vegetables were most likely very soggy and oily.

[@spankbuda7466]

Firstly, Julia Child used French Butter. And one of her quotes was "If you're afraid of butter, use cream." So she wouldn't be that upset with you. But, Paula Deen on the other hand might call you out of your name.

[@TheNinjaNiky]

@@aikot.8816 yeah that's a great way to do it too

[@TheNinjaNiky]

@@spankbuda7466 I never watched Paula Deen, she any good?

[@sawyervaughan-13]

The fact that someone had to be the clerk at the store where she bought five pounds of butter and a chicken is terrifying

[@Yukinic]

Would be even more terrifying if she was a guy

[@soggySslopster]

@@michealpersicko9531 jeez it was a joke bozo

[@thatsroughbuddy1133]

@@michealpersicko9531 It's not sexist lol.

[@rainbowblossom143]

Yeah I work in a deli at a grocery store and sometimes it’s hard to keep my face neutral when weird orders come in

[@Stormageddon571]

@@rainbowblossom143 Of course, there's self-checkout.

[@esso4011]

That marshmallow recipe in the beginning actually looked edible until she added three whole sticks of butter💀

[@exmortisdarkwind1373]

I thought the same thing!!!

[@mint_soup9743]

Did I miss where they showed the finished product?

[@michealpersicko9531]

I mean that's not far off from how you would make lucky charm treats although she used about double the amount of marshmallows and butter required half of the lucky charms you would usually use and thought that it would all just solidify and mix together itself,

[@nko199]

I was hoping it was cream cheese, if that's any better

[@nylayb2753]

Right

[@dyingsanity.]

“The first bite tastes like heaven, the second bite takes you there”.

[@LudicrosityIndustries]

Pretty sure the first bite takes you there.

[@emmalyneedwards4433]

Truthful statements indeed

[@joshc5613]

The thing I hate about this isn't that the food looks BAD, it's just that it looks both good enough and outlandish enough to make me think I would want to try it for a second and then question my life choices immediately after

[@wongfeihong57a]

cause it's realistic. the crunchy pancake pocket looks so good esp. with fresh whipped cream fruits stuffed inside. the all in one chicken is delicious cause I did try it. this channel gives u hope for the future...🤣🤣🤣

[@cromulom2223]

@@wongfeihong57a ong, id demolish that pancake shit

[@lethfuil]

Right? I'm absolutely there with you.

[@CeeJayThe13th]

Yeah that's probably what gets me the most. It's *just* stupid enough that I want to try it.

[@mehrlightsunlis4996]

Bruhhhh, the same thing I thought about the pancake pockets

[@imSummi]

Honestly, the pancake pocket and the burrito-burger thing are pretty good ideas, they were just executed in the most horrible way imaginable.

[@cuteeater6983]

If the pancake pocket was just a crepe, wrapped around that white chocolate bark topped with whipped cream, fruit and pecans. I would devour it so fast.

[@randompersonwhomakesstuffy7439]

@@cuteeater6983 Same

[@Nethernoob12]

I agree with @imSummi

[@IzarSol]

@@cuteeater6983fr

[@znyxdrØme]

@@cuteeater6983oo that actually sounds quite nice

[@lucasbuenovaz2552]

If you watch it in a big enough screen, zoom in about 10x the chicken, you can actually see the soul of the animal screaming to God

[@jaylinsmith3954]

Like GOD TAKE ME NOW

[@feraltaco4783]

My soul was screaming in agony. Can't imagine how that poor bird feels.

[@tainycassu1699]

"GOD, WHY MUST YOU FORSAKE ME LIKE THIS" , or something like that,coudln´t have put it better

[@setsers1]

🤣

[@Sky1ar_344]

Really?

[@usefulbobcat]

Dims room, lights candles "now lets start by mashing up 5 pounds of butter"

[@GregIsSuperCool]

OOOHHH NOOOO

[@Grandpa...]

Honestly I’m just happy that she actually seasons her food unlike most of the people you reviewed on this channel.

[@GG-lk4xf]

Well you'll taste that seasoning.... a second before you get a heart attack-

[@lumine2895]

@@GG-lk4xf 💀

[@joshc5613]

She didn't season that beef though

[@ronald1108]

@@joshc5613 just a little but you're about right

[@explosivecommando9100]

@@GG-lk4xf gotta taste death a lil better

[@robertlandrum]

"I don't think the chicken would find this humorous" is probably the single greatest line ever spoken.

[@mastersitorou8289]

😂

[@Randombookwoorm]

LMAO

[@julieeasen8270]

i honestly never thought i would ever hear this

[@YOUR_NARRATOR975]

Tiktok has truly shown me that anyone can cook but not everyone should

[@bunkyman8097]

It has shown me people are stupid and live for stranger's adoration, acceptance and likes. Such a shame...

[@PaveltheBugFan]

if you can start a conflict witha country doesnt mean you should putin

[@silverzrunner]

TikTok has truthy shown why some Individuals shouldn't be trusted too cook or record themselves cooking, that if you can't do the simple baking and cooking stuff, then maybe don't cook anything you've never cooked before, some of these dishes are simple, but somehow cookbooks were forgotten on how to cook properly, and cooking schools exist. so they need to get some help quickly.

[@Grayies]

@@silverzrunner my school doesnt but youtube tutorial helps right?

[@Dovah_Slayer]

These people must've watched ratatouille and took the line "anyone can cook" to heart

[@BaconIQ1]

“Umm waitress, I think there’s a chicken under my butter?”

[@feraltaco4783]

At this point they might as well have just eaten sticks of butter. Add a tiny bit of shredded chicken on it.

[@XxMoxhixX]

I hate the fact that the pancake pockets actually look like something I would enjoy 😭

[@Strawberrypocky911]

Aha! they remind me of Korean pastries, I’d rather eat those :P

[@denisegroce7135]

They do look tasty 👅 😋

[@johnmcguire651]

Toaster Strudel

[@MissMoontree]

I would eat the chocolate. But the pancake coating would make me sick. My stomach just can't handle that

[@Vandal49]

The actual good version of that is just a crepe

[@zodiaclife9029]

This feels like a crime to watch someone put that much butter on a chicken Edit: thanks for the likes

[@coyotelovesfish4329]

It IS a crime

[@Milkmommy69]

@Kitty 🅥 your a bot lol

[@nataliewood8930]

shit I inject my turkey with butter.

[@rain22738]

@@coyotelovesfish4329 a crime against humanity.

[@procheesy2355]

All my arteries clogged just looking at it… all at the same time

[@steph5527]

I love how she sticks three baby potatoes and a single sprig of rosemary in there... I bet you can really taste it

[@pan_maso5900]

As an guy who loves cooking i am ashamed of what people do with food in those days💀

[@carsonnesbit1178]

What I don’t see anyone mentioning is the amount of food waste. This is definitely troll content, this is two wealthy girls wasting fucktons of food for bottom of the barrel tik Tok content. Keep in mind that food is getting more expensive all across the US rn, but I imagine wealthy dickheads like those two girls haven’t even considered the food waste, not once.

[@JoshuaRushton-k2t]

Same.

[@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971]

I used to be skilled in the art of what I dubbed "bachelor cuisine" where it was essentially just taking whatever is in the pantry and making a coherent dish out of it, but by God this goes far beyond anything I've ever made.

[@magdalenaborek8350]

@@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971it’s fine as long as you actually eat it. But this is just disgusting 🤮 and wasteful and makes me extremely mad knowing some people are dying of hunger and the others are playing with the food as if they’re 2yo.

[@arson7012]

@@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971 That's the thing though - what you did was out of necessity and on a budget. This is just excessive, I'd put it alongside food waste. Nobody has 5 pounds of butter sitting around that needs to be used right that second, she bought it specifically to drown a chicken and get views on tiktok.

[@treybrzezowski3259]

8:04 "Is Erin Yaeger coming to dinner?" That triggered an uncomfortable laugh, I was just uncomfortable before you made the AoT joke.

[@dovaro2377]

It was my favorite part of the video

[@emmalyneedwards4433]

To be perfectly honest I don't exactly get the joke

[@jamesfarquhar8507]

The pancake hotpocket seems like the most labor intensive breakfast dessert ever.

[@redwitch12]

My calorie counter app manifested itself from my smartphone into the physical realm specifically to slap me across the face for watching that.

[@vedward3954]

Vro is Eren Yeager from attack on titan would eat that whole burritos 😂

[@devdog007]

@@vedward3954 nah, we need the Eren from Attack on Titan: Junior High to see that

[@vedward3954]

@@devdog007 Eren Yeager son must be proud of himself to eat whole burritos in one bite

[@10DollarProductions]

You could literally just cook a pancake normally and put all that shit on top and get the same results lol.

[@wize_phnioax860]

Seeing someone put THAT much butter on a turkey has to be a crime somewhere right? Cause it sure feels like it ☹️

[@timothyshaw5592]

ITS A CHICKEN!!!! LOL

[@wize_phnioax860]

@@timothyshaw5592 CHICKEN CHICKEN SORRY I MEANT CHICKEN 😔

[@timothyshaw5592]

@@wize_phnioax860 lol

[@brenda5525]

omni

[@user-dd9dh9kw5c]

It shows you don't know much about cooking. This is actually an old cooking method to preserve and make VERY flavorful meat. They do overdue it with about 3 pounds but ultimately this is a very very good way to cook large chunks of meat.

[@sophiahemams7802]

5 pounds of butter a day keeps the doctor in pay

[@ROT4RYfc3s]

You mean the morgue

[@lindseysloan8735]

Can't lie....that pancake pocket is kinda genius. You know how hard it is to slice a pocket into a pancake? Very very hard. Also...the white chocolate, banana puree etc sounds delicious and I will be making it tomorrow. Coming from a family of chef's and married to a sous chef, evaporated milk is great for cheese sauce. Gotta pass on the butter and beef patty situation. Oh and screw people who waste pounds and pounds of food for one video.

[@Xylospring]

Maybe try out the Pocket sometime? I'm curious on August when it comes to it. Too much Oil or not too much?

[@Polyeurythane]

I think it’s a cool idea but given my dad’s pancakes are practically soaked in oil and look similar to the pouches in the video, I think figuring out a slightly different method that involves less oil absorption would make them better.

[@blinnet]

The evaporated milk and cheese sauce reminds me of the Mac and Cheese recipe by J Kenji López-Alt. It's definitely worth a try. Evaporated milk works miracles. 👌👌

[@lazorgaming7227]

@@Polyeurythane your oil has to be hot enough when you add your pancake batter or it’ll soak in. If your deep frying the batter like that it should come out like a funnel cake pocket!

[@Deathbyoath]

@@Xylospring if it’s to much oil wouldn’t that mean anything fried would be to much oil, I think most people wouldn’t say that about literally any other fried thing /nm

[@hajde8128]

All things considered, it looks like they're actually trying to make something edible

[@THICCTHICCTHICC]

They're making ok food but scaling the shit out of the measurements for no reason

[@Smelly556]

I mean, the food looks delicious, chicken covered in a good compound butter, paired with some roasted+basted potatoes, sure my arteries would inflate like a balloon but that’s the price for good food

[@twinphalanx4465]

It's more appealing to the camera as well as eye catching. All that's being said I'd still rather these as a overly indulgent treat

[@jotade2098]

Most things are physically edible, some of them just kill you when you ingest them.

[@crashingplanes7042]

@@Smelly556 The end results looked alright, but if I'm not mistaken they never added even a speck of salt to any of the dishes they made. So while they might have looked tasty, they were likely bland as all hell. edit: I missed the part where they added salt and pepper to the potatoes cooked under the chicken (still nothing on the chicken though).

[@lynnboartsdye1943]

TLC would have a gold mine if they had a show about these wasteful food TikTok’s 😂

[@imthebaddestalive3130]

Exactly

[@pitasutton7]

The real cooking dumbomcdumdums of tiktok

[@DogFish-NZ]

China uses tiktok to steal American information, and this is what they end up with 😂

[@magi__akakihyossideboo7231]

Fr

[@skyshunts]

Lmao they should make a show about it

[@ValerieAire]

Guys, if ever you feel bad about yourself, just remember: you didn't make a milkshake in your toilet. You didn't slather 5 pounds of butter and oil on a chicken and say "juicy juicy" after baking it. You didn't make a ramen noodle crumb-covered grilled cheese sandwich. You didn't boil doritos. You didn't make a leaf wellington. You didn't eat meat cereal. You didn't take a hair dryer to a banana claiming that it would slice the banana for you. You did not bring candy corn pizza into this realm of existence. You didn't cover ground beef with coca cola. You are a fabulous person honestly you better believe it Colour me peanut butter because I'm scared if you disagree with any of those statements

[@feraltaco4783]

I just messed up a pasta dish (seasoning was off) but your comment made me feel better. Thanks. 😊

[@ThisismineIguess]

A lot of those people are doing retarded shit for views, lol. There are indeed people who are *that stupid* but for the most part you just have people with no presence in life wanting to go viral.

[@the-grapegameplays6190]

The amount of butter that woman uses makes American meals look healthy

[@silenc3068]

And this is the country that deep fry’s butter!

[@SnappeApple]

“WELL AT LEAST AT OUR EDUCATION CENTERS WE ARE NOT HIT WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF AMMUNITION FLYING TOWARDS US AT A GREAT AMOUNT OF ACCELERATION!”

[@abadatha]

I mean, I'm an American. This isn't American food. This is morons cooking. The channel that makes the most over-the-top American food would be like, @EpicMealTime, and Harley is Canadian.

[@Rootiga]

depends on the part of america, southern? absolutely. western? no, this is infinitely worse than western US food

[@ritapoitra284]

That's funny considering you do not know each and every person in America, and fried butter? Who ever even heard of that? I think you need better sources then tv.

[@cherlynieves161]

I love how he says "Your bare featherless skinned body was not only slapped around and jiggled" so casually without even slightly chuckling.

[@Serrifin]

Behold. A man.

[@davidleivaarias9498]

​@@SerrifinDiogenes would be proud, ngl.

[@Imamotherfreakingavocado]

The way she violated that poor chicken should be a crime

[@林T-k5m]

It’s an actual chicken cooking technique tho! But usually with a lot less butter. A bit wasteful but you can always save the leftover butter for other stuff

[@feraltaco4783]

Pretty sure it is somewhere.

[@Msmary98-98]

The way she just seemed to throw the butter on the chicken tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@arkdrawingandstuff5512]

@@林T-k5m she also used the extra to cook the potatoes

[@Flamemast18]

gordon ramsay does something similar but he puts the butter under the skin and a little bit on the outer skin. I dont get how people in the comment section have never seen this butter technique. Granted, its true she used a lot more butter than needed.

[@bee65]

5:11 Yes, depending on the person and the context! The frying method does not result not use in a typical “pancake” texture, but a crispier one! While not a daily breakfast, making this once in a while along with a small buffet of fillings with family/friends sounds quite fun for those interested in home cooking! Quick Edit: Not to genuinely discredit his opinion! To each their own! It’s very valid!

[@GingerSnape46]

My mom used to spread butter with herbs in it on the Thanksgiving turkey, but nowhere near FIVE POUNDS! a 1/4 of a cup at the very extreme. Also, I've got a bad cold, and I'm nauseated. Not the best to watch, but it's interesting.

[@fishforlife1824]

Adding fat, whether it's butter or oil, is necessary when baking chicken. Also, using a compound butter (butter mixed with seasoning) is great. However, they way over seasoned their butter, and they used about 4 and 1/2 pounds too much.

[@brittanygaetzke9493]

So, deep fried pancake mix is funnel cake. They put powdered sugar on it to finish it. The tik tok girls essentially made a funnel cake filled with chocolate, topped with whipped cream and fruit. I bet it's wonderful. 😂

[@SnakeitySpoonGilmour]

Looks like a sopaipilla.

[@Xtreme-qk5qg]

That chicken has enough butter to clog the arteries of a victorian child💀

[@Ferriswheel31]

"You're gonna stand by and watch as a person makes a pickle burrito with evaporated milk cheese?!" I'm dead. That's the funniest line/line delivery August has ever done.

[@rickydona919]

3:56 can we all not ignore the slice of burned lemon?

[@huelads740]

she could have done the same thing better by letting the chicken just marinade in butter milk.

[@mommy2libras]

Thank you. What she did had absolutely no effect on how juicy the chicken was or what it tasted like. You can put 10 lbs of butter on it but if it's on the outside of the sk8n, it's going to melt off and be in the bottom of the pan within minutes of being put in the oven. That butter was like 2 inches from that chicken the whole time it cooked. That's not how butter works.

[@richardcreasey9319]

@@mommy2libras Drove me insane watching that part. The whole time watching I'm sitting there like "so once the 5lbs of butter that you wasted all of that money on melts off and makes all of the vegetables taste like nothing but butter, you'll be left with nothing but un-seasoned chicken, right?" And the part that kills me about content like this is just the sheer amount of wasted food. Like, there's no way they're eating all of those leftovers. I don't care for mukbang content either but, at the very least, the food IS getting eaten so I can't complain too much. This whole "shitty cooks make an outlandish amount of food for one sitting in an outlandish way while still not cooking it well or seasoning it properly just for clicks" style of content is actually stupid.

[@marianavalletta7902]

I know this video is old but I'm discovering it now. A while ago I was talking with a friend about this type of cooking videos because they don't make any sense to me, obviously these people won’t eat that crap they make, and my friend, searching around, discovered a weird blog where one of the entries explained the origins of this trend, and apparently it is nothing else than a fetish, a real fetish that was initially deep underground aimed to a very specific audience , but over time it just migrated to the general public

[@zow8238]

You know, I'm on a weight loss diet to help me not be obese anymore, and your videos have helped me so much on my journey. After all, few things erode my appetite and desire to eat things faster than the channels you cover "cooking" their horrible crimes against nature.

[@OvrStim1]

Fr 😭

[@mutantmaker6206]

Keep up the good work❤️

[@operationmisanthropia5831]

Sadly such videos wouldnt work on me. My appetite isnt influenced by seeing or smelling bad stuff. But someone puking on such stuff could maybe make me laugh so hard that I forget my appetite

[@TwistyMcFisty]

The biggest issue I have with that giant burrito is you can only pick up the piece you cut from the edge. Take a piece from the centre and there is no wrapping to keep it together.

[@RoseKindred]

The amount of food waste on TT makes me irrationally angry. I get it is their money, they can do what they want, but man this still hurts.

[@sajohnson09]

Bruh or sis, I can assure you being mad about this shit is not irrational, I too get really upset sometimes watching these clips because even the bare minimum effort can make a better dish than what they're intentionally trying to waste it doing.

[@Gchildwarrior]

Hungry kids: "We would rather starve than eat this."

[@DraperStan23]

Especially with how bad grocery stores are with stock at the moment. Average people could’ve eaten these food items from around the world, and then you just have these TikTok morons doing this shit. So no, you have no need to feel irrational about your anger towards these selfish idiots.

[@Misstressofdons]

I was looking for this comment. The food waste is horrendous.

[@realunicorns]

Americans: omg food is so expensive we cant afford it Meanwhile American tiktoks: let me show you cool recipe with 5 pounds of butter

[@Oleander2116]

Just seeing the first recipe makes me feel like I'm about to go into cardiac arrest

[@Oleander2116]

@Kitty 🅥 clicked the link, day improved

[@Xylospring]

My poor Arteries

[@mergat2970]

You must have weak arteries

[@user-dd9dh9kw5c]

You wont, it really only imparts flavor the butter doesn't make its way in

[@Nottherealbegula4]

That amount of butter can give at least 8 people a heart attack

[@vieldeem9614]

for real💀

[@raghu5657]

😂

[@kiley9478]

what is 8 man 💀 it will kill at least 20 people

[@rafiyamjad]

Tears started rolling down my face with anger after she said "we are gonna mash up 5 pounds of butter"

[@Sportstalk1280]

I felt my heart stop pumping blood

[@mainhalo117]

You clearly don’t know what a compound butter is or how to roast a chicken using butter

[@mommy2libras]

@@mainhalo117 neither does the girl in this video because if you don't put it under the skin, it melts off into the bottom of the pan within minutes of being in the oven. It never touches or seasons the actual meat at all her way.

[@greed0599]

9:27 "We took a right to *crazyland*" is the most intonation and expression I've ever heard in your voice lmao

[@squooshy2999]

honestly compared to the other food videos i saw on this channel this actually looked like i wouldnt die from a single bite of it

[@stebogaming8813]

“Food does not scale like that” over the still shot of the biggest meat patty I’ve ever seen. That absolutely killed me

[@duyphan4617]

8:05 wow. Never thought I would hear Oohgust make a AoT reference :)))

[@ZephyrTheElementalDragon]

The five pounds of butter on the chicken is a guaranteed fatal heart attack no matter how healthy you are.

[@Yura.yxi0]

9:26 after all that, I thought she was making an awfully made shawarma, some shawarma has french fries,beef,pickle and is wrapped up like a burrito soooo but this is a disgrace to the whole food community -10/10

[@yougottamove]

A food community 😭😭 The only community everyone is in.

[@EvolutionPasta]

8:57 since he made an anime reference, I will too. Light in every single episode:

[@scillaburton2965]

I saw a TikTok where the lady took a giant glass jar, added a layer of brownie mix, layer of Reese's pieces, layer of strawberries and several other sugary layers iirc, then a massive and disproportionate layer of peanut butter. Then she just took everything right out of the jar again and poured it in a baking pan, barely mixed it and baked it! Didn't look appetizing at the end either.

[@kirbywaite1586]

That sounds truly disgusting.

[@skyshunts]

Eww

[@randomanon7040]

All of those foods looked edible, I wouldn't eat any unless I were in a "Body Positive Body Building" competition, but at least I would be willing to try a bit of each item. Unlike the culinary atrocities from channels like 'Cooking With Jack.'

[@dragonnuggets225]

I'm laughing in pure agony at the chicken that they decided to cover in *5 POUNDS OF BUTTER.*

[@AnniePharm]

I must admit when I saw the preview I thought the giant patty was a brownie, and she was adding onions and pickles to it. certainly a lot more terrifying than reality, at least

[@gapgirl_1234]

9:59 that is a sentence i never want to hear again in my life

[@The.dog.lover.100]

Ok I was thinking the marshmallows and cereal was going to be good but then I saw them put butter on it and my mind instantly changed 10:52

[@britchik109]

I'm 99% sure that these crazy outlandish food videos with these girls making it are actually unspoken food-fetish-porn videos. That's why it's so ridiculous they're just marketing it to people turned on by food porn

[@Goofy_therian]

6:11 Bloopberry -August the duck 2022

[@Komi83]

This looks... surprisingly edible and I feel a bit taunted to try some of those recipes in smaller scale for the fun (and also because I haven't eaten yet). But I'm too afraid that America would want to invade my plate.

[@jadeblade865]

As an american...hand over that kichen rn

[@Flamemast18]

@Harley Quinn thats a real way to cook chicken and turkey though. most people use 3 pounds of butter though, 4 at max. But i'd still eat that chicken with a smile on my face, cause i know it's gonna be tasty. Even Gordon Ramsay uses this recipe on his turkey, he just smothers the turkey from underneath the skin and a light coating on the skin itself.

[@Arin-3]

You sound like you could use some freedom and democracy *earrape anthem blasts while helicopters arrive on horizon*

[@missaniebananie6473]

“If anyone starts a recipe by saying ‘you are gunna need 5lbs of butter’ run!” Anyone working in a commercial kitchen that uses compound butter: runs out of the kitchen screaming “NOT TODAY”

[@cooperemerick1432]

Was August just 10X funnier in this video than he usually is, or is it just me😂

[@buwayanialt]

@Chad 007 are you just spamming these manually

[@shaleenareed4453]

I laughed so hard during this I choked and almost died. 🤣

[@djloeffler3141]

Glad I wasn't the only one. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy listening to his content in background and stuff, but this video was on a different level. I laughed out loud a lot during this. I'm hoping this is a shift towards making an already good channel incredible!

[@JSP_delux]

@@djloeffler3141 same sentiment! I'm in the process of binge watching all his vids, and the jokes in this one were really hitting! Can't wait for more.

[@xXCocoHimeXx]

I think you are right. I lost it at the burrito-hamburger argument. It seemed really personal to him lmfao

[@embermoon37.54]

August goes through so much for us, so so so much

[@supercooluser4559]

Fr

[@embermoon37.54]

@Kitty 🅥 no.

[@embermoon37.54]

@Chad 007 I don’t allow giga chads in my replys

[@hybridizedhere]

the one covering the chicken in butter is actually a technique called Barding where you cover a piece of meat in some sort of fat (usually bacon or another fatty meat so it stays sealed in and has a chance to soak in) However not only was there too much butter but also due to the low smoke point of butter it would end up burning and caking on the chicken if it even remotely gets cooked for too long. One of the only correct things they did in that recipe was chilling the butter before cooking the chicken and putting it above the veggies to allow the melted butter to cover the veggies was pretty smart They seem to somewhat actually know what they're doing, even if its poorly executed

[@GarfieldCatty]

3:10 I thought that looked fine until she added peaches for some reason also I kinda like the pancake pocket one

[@rayanderson5797]

Okay, so, the evaporated milk cheese does kinda work. You should use freshly shredded cheese, but by doing that you make a nice creamy cheese sauce. I have done it before and it makes for an absolutely decadent mac and cheese. Like the stuff you get in a box but way better.

[@ple8379]

Damn. Gotta try it, it looked good honestly :V. The cheese sauce I mean, not the burrito, that looked awful.

[@nicolenelsen3858]

A wise person once said "All things are edible, sometimes only once..."

[@lostpaws1314]

The pancake pocket one caused me *PHYSICAL* pain when she used a meat tenderizer mallet to hammer the back of her knife to cut the chocolate T~T

[@Crimblor]

I literally made the giant hamburger wrap with my friend at 16 and we felt like culinary geniuses

[@Hempix_vr]

4:30 EXAMPLE OF PEOPLES that can not cook and want a jusy chicken

[@allanehh]

As a-- chef... "Evaporated Milk Cheese" is a actually a thing. Evaporated milk can be used as an ingredient for cheese sauce which for normal people they would mix with macaroni and make mac and cheese. But I wouldn't really suggest recreating the death "sandwich" from Regular Show.

[@mommy2libras]

Dude, that meat patty was like 2 inches thick and 9 inches across. Wtf was that?

[@dinoflagella4185]

Yeah, I can’t believe I was defending her at one point in the video. That’s a cheese béchamel sauce. I doubt she knew what she was making, but it’s legit. It still doesn’t forgive that hideous 5lb beef burrito with fries inside. She’s the equivalent of a college male bachelor.

[@dinoflagella4185]

Yeah, I can’t believe I was defending her at one point in the video. That’s a cheese béchamel sauce. I doubt she knew what she was making, but it’s legit. It still doesn’t forgive that hideous 5lb beef burrito with fries inside. She’s the equivalent of a college male bachelor.

[@efffvss]

@@dinoflagella4185 While it may be legit (as in, an American recipe that wasn't made up for that TikTok video), it 100% is not a 'cheese béchamel sauce'. Firstly, if you're using the fancy words, a béchamel sauce with cheese is a mornay sauce. Secondly, béchamel is made with butter, flour and milk (plus seasoning), not evaporated milk and cornflour (cornstarch).

[@DestinysJester]

@@dinoflagella4185 Late reply, but that's not bechamel. It's a legit way to make a cheese sauce, but bechamel is made differently, using a flour and butter roux with milk added.

[@SapienSafari]

“I thought the FBI was listening to us at all times.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Amenthes]

The pancakes look a litlle delicious but I have a feeling if I took a single bite I would instantly get diabetes

[@figure1487]

0:27 I know you ain’t disrespecting Lucky charms like that

[@MyNameHere101]

I mean. The chicken kind of makes sense. It would all drip off into the veggies, and then as you pull them out when it's warm it would all drip off again. It's pretty similar to using olive oil, just more wasteful.

[@styxxalembers]

You need at least 3lb, not 5, too.

[@ginger-s1v]

5lbs of butter? Im gonna have a cardiologist and paramedic on speed dial before i eat this.

[@codenamefox5920]

9:42 The best part as in my cholesterol levels goes over the roof right? This video hit my right at my heart, like cholesterol

[@ConnorPugs]

I swear tiktok will be the ruin of this generation man…

[@Dendro_cat]

Couldnt agree more 🗿

[@djones2403]

the two twins seem like they would be good chefs IF they focused they're cooking skills on ACTUAL food

[@Gavin_Gladiator975]

They are making actual food the butter cheicken is real, the fried pancake is just a funnel cake in a new shape, and the burrito is a big odd but it's not like it's unfathomable

[@djones2403]

@@Gavin_Gladiator975 I’m making a joke, I get it’s edible but let’s be honest if u had one bite of that hear attack butter chicken u would die 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@Gavin_Gladiator975]

@@djones2403 I wasn't meaning that u were saying it was fake I'm meaning the techniques they used are a real thing but they did do them a bit extreme, I also knew it was a joke or something like that

[@Hannah-zw9ow]

@@djones2403weird to call it “heart attack butter chicken.” All of the butter just melts off

[@djones2403]

@@Hannah-zw9ow so you think all that butter would melt evenly? Interesting…..

[@Fake_Charli12623]

8:04 “Is Eren Yeager coming for dinner?” Will forever be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard-

[@Charlieweddle]

There was an old colonial recipe that involved boiling a chicken in butter. I think somehow it was still more healthy than what she made up in that first one

[@Otto_Maher]

For the pancake part, i would have just made a crepe with all the ingredients and time she used to make hers.

[@diabolical7171]

"Is this being made for a titan? Is eren Yeager coming for dinner? Food does not scale like that" This quote had me laughing 7:58

[@Haxx0rZ-]

3:05 #protectchickensanddontsweep3poundsofbutterinit

[@KorokYT]

I don't know what, but August's humor and sarcasm here are destroying me rn

[@rafg138]

hes not funny at all

[@KamawnTH]

Imagine being behind her in the checkout line and you see a river of butter and a whole chicken in the middle

[@Bootsalmighty]

I'm not ashamed to say that I'd eat everything in that video.

[@agridulce3532]

Yeah, atleast a sliver

[@bellaknightR597]

Honestly same

[@thenonexistinghero]

In the Stewart twins video the kitchen and everything else looks completely unused. If a kitchen's actually used, you can still tell that it's used even if it's clean. And this kitchen is clearly unused (outside of perhaps video making purposes).

[@kortanioslastofhisname]

I am mostly terrified by how hormone-filled that chicken must have been to become that gigantic. Most geese I have seen are smaller than that chicken!

[@yuta7359]

If the chicken came out dry, then that's just proof that poor chicken's soul is haunting their oven because of the monstrosity they created with its corpse.

[@arc00ta]

11:05 ok her swinging the hammer to crush cookies is the funniest thing I've seen all week

[@emmakelley5371]

I saw that absolute slab of butter hit that chicken and flinched

[@mikea2317]

This video makes me want to eat nothing but lettuce and ice chips for the rest of my life...I'm catching heart disease vicariously through these images

[@anaandreeaaldea5629]

August, you should definitely react to some of the recent voiced videos from the Fabiosa Animated channel. Those stories (along with the way they are animated) really are... something. 😂 Even their titles show how absurd most of them are, and probably all of their latest videos are just like this.

[@Bonniedits09]

2:18 this has to be how to have a heart attack

[@monatoth3528]

10:25 If that is a burrito then I’m your uncle.

[@emilytheartist1306]

8:37 idk why, but when you said “with the buns”, it just made me laugh hard 😅 😂

[@lulume]

7:06 okey but these look amazing, and I’m eating this

[@help9_-0]

And you would get diabetes in the first bite

[@tropicalcoast02]

August seems to agree so I don’t think it really calls for an “okay but”.

[@pixart_king]

7:07 there is this Dutch food literally called oilbolls. And yes, it's basically a ball of deep fried dough (usually with raisins added to the dough). It's a traditional snack eaten during the holidays

[@bluetenit695]

The biggest thing that triggered me was that she used a meat mallet on a knife to cut the chocolate. Like... how about heat the knife up some to make it easier to cut the chocolate instead of putting dents into the blade?

[@Dajones9191]

Are you going to be ok?

[@blackleague212]

2:04 only stuff "aromatics" like cut lemon or orange... Something you will remove and throw away after the chicken or turkey has cooked. Do not put veg into raw meat like that. It is holding all the bacteria at the perfect temperature. Once turkey reaches proper temp, remove foil and then stuff, now place back in oven for meat to brown and crisp.

[@Alexa-Raine]

Questions. Does putting lemon or lime into the chicken tranfer the extreme bitter taste from the rind? Similar to how I ruined my roast. Are you suggesting the raw vegetables will resist heating to 165°+ in the time the raw chicken takes to cook? Would a slight increase in cooking time solve this issue? Maybe parboil them first?

[@blackleague212]

@@Alexa-Raine I mean… on the wrong day with the wrong ingredients… ( like summertime with an on sale turkey with cheap , ready to spoil vegetables)… you will set yourself up for disaster. That is a worst case scenario but better healthcare practice is to cook it with no stuffing first. Just to air on the safe side. I grew up eating pre stuffed turkeys like most other Americans too and I’m still here lol so it’s not dangerous… it’s just not smart.