These Tweets Are HILARIOUS... | ShxtsNGigs Podcast

[@La_1E_TJ]

Hearing “don’t start” is the perfect way to make me start. It’s like hearing “Calm down” when there’s nothing wrong

[@islabee94]

"Calm down" or "Relax" for no reason is infuriating

[@AquaMusica305]

Like you want to piss me off?? Just tell me to calm down when I havnt even say a whole sentence at normal voice

[@queendiamond4811]

Facts that get me so annoyed when someone say calm down when I’m not even mad.

[@bdasteph]

Him: Don't start Me: Is that a challenge 🤨

[@hammybryma9199]

It’s REALLY ANNOYING!!!! And Relax when you clearly are. Like UGH!!!!!!!😂

[@tiana7950]

The people I go to when I need a laugh ❤❤❤

[@davidomoshuli3143]

Factsss😂😂😂😂

[@samanthabartolomeo7650]

Sameeee 😂😂

[@victhegoat]

Faccccttttttsssss (James voice) 😂😂😂

[@kurosakixXxinoue]

They never fail to make me laugh😂

[@petriusthegreat]

I literally just came here because I needed a proper distraction and a laugh😅

[@tkellies5061]

I'm from South Africa and catch myself saying some of their phrases. "It sweeted me" and "Raaaaaah" are my favs

[@crackasscrackle]

Same same

[@clarissabandoh9597]

Mine is Faaaaaammmm🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tkellies5061]

And the way they say "Pardon" and "Excuse me" 😂

[@sethadams3464]

Say less say less say less😂😂😂😂 stop stop stop stop stops 😂😂😂

[@Yimikabrown]

Mine is “bet” “FACTUAAAL” “say less” 😂😂😂😂

[@queenla227]

lol. He’d rather steal and be on CNN. 😂😂 that’s wild Fuhad. 😂

[@syrritajones2538]

“Please talk to her.” 😂😂😂

[@chamasikazwe6950]

I think y'all on sleep on Fuhad's sense of humor 😂 😂 the guy's hilarious! it's a different kind of funny from James and that is why they make such a perfect duo

[@yvetteb.4549]

I wish boys could be honest about being scared the first time. You can say no! Don’t let anyone rush you.

[@timtaylor7103]

It's not that type of fear. It's more of nerves and not knowing what you're doing and what's going on. It's like walkout for any sport you play, that adrenaline is pumping and you're over thinking 😅

[@damio837]

I wasn’t scared I was just like damn this is really happening

[@sosodiba]

Totally loved hearing those stories…

[@gintoki_sakata__]

Just say you've never met a woman who will emotionally mess you up. "Is there something wrong with me? Did I do something wrong. Why don't you want to do it with me" then she starts crying talking about how no one loves her

[@jaws4276]

@@gintoki_sakata__ ohhhh that’s why I have problems with my emotions! I’m still with her tho so stop spreading truth eh

[@bellastar1299]

“ do you want some crack “ HAS ME HOLLERING

[@MeiMariie]

Right, like why not Coke or LSD

[@35MFA]

Love how James is getting progressively better with his delivery

[@milktea2323]

True, but it’s hilarious when he can’t even read a tweet without laughing

[@kylielinae]

facts!

[@aishx8065]

when he reverts back to his old self LMAOO@@milktea2323

[@ThegreekchickLouisiana]

I love when he tells a joke and cracks the f up but fuhad is just chilling and randomly gives him a nod like "good try bruv"

[@yaboytroy4557]

1:09 "I'd have to send it back."😂😂😂😂 Fuhad's delivery sweeted me.

[@mrldphntm1627]

I’d rather steal and get caught. I’d rather be on CNN 😂

[@AshlieJermaine]

First tweet.....dude is THEIR sugar daddy. He's daddying BOTH of them.

[@aprilmelinda1569]

I don't why but i never thought first times would be scary for guys. It's interesting hearing their perspective.

[@Zulfurin]

If that cow twitter thing happened to me, I'd just have to charge that shit and say fuck it I'm already the joke, lets go big. And I'd respond with "So you DO eat meat" Then I'm deleting EVERYTHING, all socials, even my damn name out the yellow pages.

[@ticialynnh1175]

I’d go on a full on fur wearing meat eating lifestyle change and tag PETA in every meal and wear I’d be so livid 😂😂😂😂😂

[@HAWSHPAWZ-GAMEZ]

​@@ticialynnh1175aw big time. Be frisbeeing steaks and chops across the car park. Not a vegetable passing my lips.

[@Beautyinthebreakdown.]

The ruthless one is 100% something that would be in the group chat.. we might be in our 30s but we act like children in the group chat 😂

[@yessirthatsher007]

Y'all's laughter is CONTAGIOUS 🤣🤣

[@sunnni_]

If I was a guy, I’d take that L and have to be the “little boyfriend” for that 1K but I’m taking it to the grave though 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣. Anyone asks, it was a blessing

[@Rysco_creations]

ur dignity is on the line if ur bois find out about it😂😂

[@sunnni_]

@@Rysco_creations 😂😂😂😂😂 that’s true but atleast im $1k richer than them 😂🤷🏽‍♀️

[@khomotsomashego7473]

Das what I thought too. 🤣🤣🤣😅🤣🤣I dont why know I think I would still feel my ex has the upper hand. But its fine, she can have the upper hand and I'll keep the 1K and dash after I receive the notification. 🤣😅

[@sunnni_]

@@khomotsomashego7473 I looked at it as since she can cheat, atleast let me get something out of this 😂😂

[@PiercedMine]

At that point the embarrassment has already happened. Might as well take your bag on your way out.

[@SekhmetsNectarHerbShop]

“Don’t start” is gaslighting me into starting 😂😂

[@jackiewelch85]

Me: Placing notes on random cars is nuts!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Also Me: Im think Im going to start putting notes on random cars 😅😅😅

[@esperancesabato1018]

James saying he wants it all killed me 😂😂

[@winternaeem8346]

So we not talking about James fanning his laughing tears😂😂😂😂

[@SpicyDrink32]

The “ooou la la” one called me out HARD. 😂

[@acadam8324]

You guys need your own radio show on mainstream media. Love you two! ❤

[@jabbz9316]

I don't think so... mainstream media and their norms and regulations🚮

[@Angelica-N]

I loooove their THOF 😂😂🙏🏻 Also, is it just me that miss the 'bouncy chairs'? It was hilarious when they laughed and bounced back and forth 😭

[@izabelarivera5211]

OMG! YES! Bring the bouncy chairs back!

[@Rohann376]

😊😊

[@Dori_TheRealtor]

Finding out James is A Boogie with the Hoodie is not what I expected this Friday morning 😂😂😂

[@schobyschnacks4527]

😂😂😂

[@akuaowusuaa5637]

What does that mean?😂

[@Flower-lr1xi]

uncircumcised@@akuaowusuaa5637

[@2crisp63]

@@akuaowusuaa5637 not circumcised is my guess

[@RAVENRWALKER]

LMFAOOOOOO yeoooo this comment got me weak 😂

[@bighomieJ5X]

Putting notes on random cars is an excellent idea thanks guys 😂😂

[@justinjones110]

writing wild notes on cars is insane 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bigplanslittledrive4791]

These guys are too real it’s refreshing

[@heiseili9279]

AHHHHHHHH OMG!!!!!! I feel so attacked with the "she ripped my pants down quick" 😂

[@feijoada35]

I LOVE Rem's voice. It's so nice and smooth!!❤❤

[@tracypeebles9362]

I always think about what kind of shenanigans we could see hanging out with them 😂😂😂

[@MegaHellzero]

My daughter asked if that's drake 😂😂😂😂

[@lilchelz07]

so did my dad loool

[@beewest5704]

Don't start!

[@ekhlasmonir450]

It is so supriang how James is honest his heart is so white and his not ashamed to talk about the weakness that man could go through and how Fahd is just a good listener and never mark James words but in opposite he shares talks too 🙏🙏I mean this so rare and respectful to know there is men like this 👏👏👏❤

[@andrewermiasmuganyezi2120]

These man have actually made me want to live again ! It’s mad 😂

[@mariams3879]

❤

[@kaitbanks3506]

I FELT that "id rather starve" 🤣😭🤣😭

[@greenjay98]

“I’d rather starve.” 😂

[@thatianavictoriamachado4553]

11:35 - "No, no, no - boys, boys, boys" Fuhad PAUSED thinking "Is that Bi James really coming out live?" and he had to rethink eveything at least twice before he could land himself back on his feet

[@ThegreekchickLouisiana]

SO PUMPED ABOUT THE LONG CONTENT! I feel like I get to hang out with yall 😆

[@VitalXan]

I always feel these tweets coming inside of me when I watch James and Fuhad reading them

[@crathul0619]

*Pause* 👀

[@Itsthecreative]

Ayo.... this James' burner??

[@mpendulongwekazi7332]

Big pause

[@rukomeerica7455]

Are you ok bro

[@ThatSexyGuy1290]

¹

[@ibrahimzeyani1634]

I swear James has the most "Protagonist" life I've ever seen on the internet

[@OmegaHilip]

Y’all be making my day better bro lmfaooo

[@davidkasilia5230]

The oolala and the uuuiii that James just did 🤣🤣

[@samuelk1717]

0:12 Dave was right, “Need 20% of whatever she bags”💀

[@Biased.Edits19]

😭nahhh

[@Selloutsatirist]

@7:00 Of course James knows that Fuhad is circumcised. I'm guessing he asked around year one of their friendship.

[@mqgriffi]

“Do you want some crack” is WILD 😂😂😂

[@justinjones110]

putting notes on cars is crazy!!😂😂

[@Itsthecreative]

Fxck around and give someone a heart attack with that pregnancy note

[@keisharenee2232]

James after fuhad said in the flesh @4:19 was cute to me for some reason 😂😂 the excited bounce

[@sethadams3464]

That shit makes your heart race because you cant believe whats happening😭🤣

[@sdotr1990]

Been having a sh*t day and clicked this video and changed my day for the better! 🔥🙏🏼

[@AMona-jb6zd]

"please talk to her"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣naaaah

[@jeanjoelkapula5681]

Watching with a warm plate of food is something else

[@melaniesmith5681]

James obviously won't have any tear ducts left in his fantasy realm cause he's usually crying in that bitch! 😂

[@Platypus-Dreams]

The fact these guys talking about texting when they lost their virginity reminds me how young these dudes are😂

[@timtaylor7103]

Damn lol, how old are you😂😂😂. I'm 35 and was texting after I loss mine lol

[@Platypus-Dreams]

@@timtaylor7103 53. Virginity... we're talking 1980s

[@timtaylor7103]

@@Platypus-Dreams fair enough lol, I was born in the 80's😂🤣

[@starsigngirl9789]

31 🙌🙌🤣💋1992

[@keithkirby9877]

When yall say "that's jokes fam" that's the best shit I have ever heard I swear I lovethese videos 📹 😂

[@tobzz-095]

“You’re turtled up” AYOO 😂😂

[@Sophia-qi2ze]

White guys when they see titties for the first time: ooo la la James: oh ra ra 😂❤

[@TheIgnorantSag]

"Do you want some crack?" 😂😂😂😂

[@Chrisishereboi]

The way they reacted to the first tweet.... they don't have a pimpin bone in their body 🤣

[@staceypower4327]

James’ facial expressions are the best. “Cleanin’ up”! 😂

[@tmoneybaby444]

Wait, why does James know that Fuhad is circumcised? 😂

[@mmm_1927]

Hearing the loss of virginity from the pov men is fascinating

[@Jasijay_]

You all are awesome. I love seeing black men show joy!

[@Imowe_]

Kevin said thats not your sugar daddy thats OUR sugar daddy

[@PassportPowell]

I was NOT expecting Hoodz to be mentioned 😂😂

[@AshleyVida]

I wish I had guy friends like you guys! 😂😂

[@trentonjames5383]

1k a week to be cheated on most yall get cheated on for free

[@Sloth_Hive_God_of_N.E.E.T.s]

When I saw the PETA "Your mom" dis, I immediately thought to respond. "My Dad would disagree."

[@peterpilgrim3377]

The novelty of boobs never wears off be it the first time or the 1000th time you are seeing them 😢 the choral sound never goes away and the mind is always blown

[@MissEasyPeasySleasy]

What about big, weighty breasts that are no longer perky?

[@PortgasDAce-wt2qu]

Choral sound? Might as well be the drums of liberation at that point 😂

[@peterpilgrim3377]

@@PortgasDAce-wt2qu oh yes Joy Boy returns every time boobs are revealed 🗣👌😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zoans6731]

they make me joyboy@@PortgasDAce-wt2qu

[@victorowen2592]

​@@PortgasDAce-wt2qu😂😂😂 im joining

[@adedejiadesida5091]

8:49 is the definition of, "it's the thought that counts" 😂

[@sophiasebadduka1135]

When something new drops my FIRST reaction is pure joy SECOND is shall I savor this video now or save it for later? The answer is now

[@katekimani]

Fuhad I see you giving that little kick to @7:03 James 😂😂😂he be giving way too much info

[@faithbibbs-love6548]

There dead HILARIOUS as an American i sometimes dont understand what they mean but still funny 😂😂😂

[@EAO-ql8hk]

I’m defo going to do the pregnant prank😂

[@lisacharmaine3866]

Dear God lol im officially in love w Fuhad at this point 😂😂😂😂 My guy say he'd rather starve, he'd rather STEAL AND GET CAUGHT....he would LITERALLY rather be on CNN 😂😂😂😂😂

[@NiaJustNia]

There was a guy that used to attend a music course in the local college, and he genuinely slept with every single girl in the health and social care course, to the point that the following year, the faculty held a meeting with the next cohort of health and social care students and had to flat out tell them to avoid that guy, because he will pump and dump all of them, and they don't want an entire class fighting with each other like they had last year. They genuinely warned an entire uni class. At the time the guy was mad into booze and cocaine, so rarely slept, so just filled the time with banging anyone that he could, and apparently the H&SC class girls would usually give him a chance more often than in other classes. Guy is in his late 30s now, married, and had 3 or 4 kids, and his Mrs ended up training to become a nurse, so he never really moved past his preference for women studying in caring professions 😂

[@barmayneg]

Some chicks coming back f4om the bach flashed me and my cousin when we were like 11. When i tell you we pedaled them damn bikes so hard trying to chase that car. I was damn lance armstrong that😂

[@rietosee05]

He been waiting for them to break up , straight up! Ruthless 🤣🤣the nerve😂

[@KdotStew]

Why I never realized these Ninjas are Fine Fine! ❤️

[@MissAlanieous]

Humor definitely adds a few points

[@MissAlanieous]

Humor definitely adds a few points

[@oseiharry971]

These two always get me through the day 😂

[@jaysmooth4998]

Nah, I’m takin that stack. We got bills to pay.

[@moonshyne508]

“I’d rather be on CNN!” 😂😂😂

[@SyreLikeAFire]

daddies FOREVER coming in clutch

[@3v068]

"I'd rather starve" smart bruv

[@domoniquer.4342]

0:33 So, this happened with me and an ex. They were a gay sex worker, and we took the money and went shopping at a fancy restaurant and shopping.😂😂

[@nickelpennybanks]

Ok well now we know who’s circumcised and who’s not. 😂

[@chi_town83fool]

I was thinking the same thing 🤣

[@simbosh]

@@chi_town83foolscreammmmminnnnggg at this. 😭😭😭

[@BenLAID-ve1mr]

I fkn love these two!!

[@jamespower1111]

When you find a topic you both can jive on....😂😂

[@Saanbluu]

Best pod cast duo out there 😂

[@jiminslostjams5989]

That first one was diabolical. Imagine living a nice comfortable life with your girl and you think she's paying her way only to find out not only has she got a sugar daddy but you do too. I think I'd actually physically die of embarrassment 😩

[@CraigMason1987]

That line there would petrify me 😂😂

[@carolinearzeandersson6334]

"Don't start" is the male trigger, the opposite ? Calm down!" facts!

[@nyanya-ray7235]

"I'd rather be on CNN"😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dee4real]

Fuhad you gotta take the money from your girl til you save up enough to leave her 😂. Don’t let your pride stop your come up🤝

[@beccabecca8341]

🤣🤣🤣 ROTFL in 🇺🇬 you guys are the best😂

[@9ina19]

Awww same here 🇺🇬🇺🇬 rep

[@triciamuir]

Cir-key! Took me awhile to figure out what that meant! 😂

[@PsychAndMentalHealth]

9:57 I woulda gone to a butcher shop, snap a picture of the meat and carcass and replied with it, just to piss em off 😂

[@andrestlouis287]

One of My place of joy during life ❤️🙏🏾

[@TheCoastofMagdala]

Omg I have kids so hearing these stories is givin me anxiety 😩😩

[@Marlicainnn]

Hear james bout “show me after” 😂😂

[@laylo5614]

THIS WAS TOO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣

[@annegorgeous5478]

Y’all are like the best friends one has from afar😂

[@blancheli95]

This channel makes my day