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[@La_1E_TJ]

Hearing “don’t start” is the perfect way to make me start. It’s like hearing “Calm down” when there’s nothing wrong

[@islabee94]

"Calm down" or "Relax" for no reason is infuriating

[@AquaMusica305]

Like you want to piss me off?? Just tell me to calm down when I havnt even say a whole sentence at normal voice

[@queendiamond4811]

Facts that get me so annoyed when someone say calm down when I’m not even mad.

[@bdasteph]

Him: Don't start Me: Is that a challenge 🤨

[@hammybryma9199]

It’s REALLY ANNOYING!!!! And Relax when you clearly are. Like UGH!!!!!!!😂

[@tiana7950]

The people I go to when I need a laugh ❤❤❤

[@davidomoshuli3143]

Factsss😂😂😂😂

[@samanthabartolomeo7650]

Sameeee 😂😂

[@victhegoat]

Faccccttttttsssss (James voice) 😂😂😂

[@kurosakixXxinoue]

They never fail to make me laugh😂

[@petriusthegreat]

I literally just came here because I needed a proper distraction and a laugh😅

[@tkellies5061]

I'm from South Africa and catch myself saying some of their phrases. "It sweeted me" and "Raaaaaah" are my favs

[@crackasscrackle]

Same same

[@clarissabandoh9597]

Mine is Faaaaaammmm🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tkellies5061]

And the way they say "Pardon" and "Excuse me" 😂

[@sethadams3464]

Say less say less say less😂😂😂😂 stop stop stop stop stops 😂😂😂

[@Yimikabrown]

Mine is “bet” “FACTUAAAL” “say less” 😂😂😂😂

[@queenla227]

lol. He’d rather steal and be on CNN. 😂😂 that’s wild Fuhad. 😂

[@syrritajones2538]

“Please talk to her.” 😂😂😂

[@chamasikazwe6950]

I think y'all on sleep on Fuhad's sense of humor 😂 😂 the guy's hilarious! it's a different kind of funny from James and that is why they make such a perfect duo

[@yvetteb.4549]

I wish boys could be honest about being scared the first time. You can say no! Don’t let anyone rush you.

[@timtaylor7103]

It's not that type of fear. It's more of nerves and not knowing what you're doing and what's going on. It's like walkout for any sport you play, that adrenaline is pumping and you're over thinking 😅

[@damio837]

I wasn’t scared I was just like damn this is really happening

[@sosodiba]

Totally loved hearing those stories…

[@gintoki_sakata__]

Just say you've never met a woman who will emotionally mess you up. "Is there something wrong with me? Did I do something wrong. Why don't you want to do it with me" then she starts crying talking about how no one loves her

[@jaws4276]

@@gintoki_sakata__ ohhhh that’s why I have problems with my emotions! I’m still with her tho so stop spreading truth eh

[@yaboytroy4557]

1:09 "I'd have to send it back."😂😂😂😂 Fuhad's delivery sweeted me.

[@mrldphntm1627]

I’d rather steal and get caught. I’d rather be on CNN 😂

[@Beautyinthebreakdown.]

The ruthless one is 100% something that would be in the group chat.. we might be in our 30s but we act like children in the group chat 😂

[@AshlieJermaine]

First tweet.....dude is THEIR sugar daddy. He's daddying BOTH of them.

[@Zulfurin]

If that cow twitter thing happened to me, I'd just have to charge that shit and say fuck it I'm already the joke, lets go big. And I'd respond with "So you DO eat meat" Then I'm deleting EVERYTHING, all socials, even my damn name out the yellow pages.

[@ticialynnh1175]

I’d go on a full on fur wearing meat eating lifestyle change and tag PETA in every meal and wear I’d be so livid 😂😂😂😂😂

[@HAWSHPAWZ-GAMEZ]

​@@ticialynnh1175aw big time. Be frisbeeing steaks and chops across the car park. Not a vegetable passing my lips.

[@sunnni_]

If I was a guy, I’d take that L and have to be the “little boyfriend” for that 1K but I’m taking it to the grave though 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣. Anyone asks, it was a blessing

[@Rysco_creations]

ur dignity is on the line if ur bois find out about it😂😂

[@sunnni_]

@@Rysco_creations 😂😂😂😂😂 that’s true but atleast im $1k richer than them 😂🤷🏽‍♀️

[@khomotsomashego7473]

Das what I thought too. 🤣🤣🤣😅🤣🤣I dont why know I think I would still feel my ex has the upper hand. But its fine, she can have the upper hand and I'll keep the 1K and dash after I receive the notification. 🤣😅

[@sunnni_]

@@khomotsomashego7473 I looked at it as since she can cheat, atleast let me get something out of this 😂😂

[@PiercedMine]

At that point the embarrassment has already happened. Might as well take your bag on your way out.

[@yessirthatsher007]

Y'all's laughter is CONTAGIOUS 🤣🤣

[@Angelica-N]

I loooove their THOF 😂😂🙏🏻 Also, is it just me that miss the 'bouncy chairs'? It was hilarious when they laughed and bounced back and forth 😭

[@izabelarivera5211]

OMG! YES! Bring the bouncy chairs back!

[@Rohann376]

😊😊

[@esperancesabato1018]

James saying he wants it all killed me 😂😂

[@SpicyDrink32]

The “ooou la la” one called me out HARD. 😂

[@winternaeem8346]

So we not talking about James fanning his laughing tears😂😂😂😂

[@heiseili9279]

AHHHHHHHH OMG!!!!!! I feel so attacked with the "she ripped my pants down quick" 😂

[@greenjay98]

“I’d rather starve.” 😂

[@samuelk1717]

0:12 Dave was right, “Need 20% of whatever she bags”💀

[@Biased.Edits19]

😭nahhh

[@MegaHellzero]

My daughter asked if that's drake 😂😂😂😂

[@lilchelz07]

so did my dad loool

[@beewest5704]

Don't start!

[@thatianavictoriamachado4553]

11:35 - "No, no, no - boys, boys, boys" Fuhad PAUSED thinking "Is that Bi James really coming out live?" and he had to rethink eveything at least twice before he could land himself back on his feet

[@Selloutsatirist]

@7:00 Of course James knows that Fuhad is circumcised. I'm guessing he asked around year one of their friendship.

[@Platypus-Dreams]

The fact these guys talking about texting when they lost their virginity reminds me how young these dudes are😂

[@timtaylor7103]

Damn lol, how old are you😂😂😂. I'm 35 and was texting after I loss mine lol

[@Platypus-Dreams]

@@timtaylor7103 53. Virginity... we're talking 1980s

[@timtaylor7103]

@@Platypus-Dreams fair enough lol, I was born in the 80's😂🤣

[@starsigngirl9789]

31 🙌🙌🤣💋1992

[@acadam8324]

You guys need your own radio show on mainstream media. Love you two! ❤

[@jabbz9316]

I don't think so... mainstream media and their norms and regulations🚮

[@bighomieJ5X]

Putting notes on random cars is an excellent idea thanks guys 😂😂

[@kaitbanks3506]

I FELT that "id rather starve" 🤣😭🤣😭

[@ibrahimzeyani1634]

I swear James has the most "Protagonist" life I've ever seen on the internet

[@bellastar1299]

“ do you want some crack “ HAS ME HOLLERING

[@MeiMariie]

Right, like why not Coke or LSD

[@davidkasilia5230]

The oolala and the uuuiii that James just did 🤣🤣

[@AMona-jb6zd]

"please talk to her"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣naaaah

[@justinjones110]

putting notes on cars is crazy!!😂😂

[@Itsthecreative]

Fxck around and give someone a heart attack with that pregnancy note

[@ThegreekchickLouisiana]

SO PUMPED ABOUT THE LONG CONTENT! I feel like I get to hang out with yall 😆

[@feijoada35]

I LOVE Rem's voice. It's so nice and smooth!!❤❤

[@TheIgnorantSag]

"Do you want some crack?" 😂😂😂😂

[@melaniesmith5681]

James obviously won't have any tear ducts left in his fantasy realm cause he's usually crying in that bitch! 😂

[@bigplanslittledrive4791]

These guys are too real it’s refreshing

[@sheenab1927]

Hearing the loss of virginity from the pov men is fascinating

[@Sophia-qi2ze]

White guys when they see titties for the first time: ooo la la James: oh ra ra 😂❤

[@OmegaHilip]

Y’all be making my day better bro lmfaooo

[@tmoneybaby444]

Wait, why does James know that Fuhad is circumcised? 😂

[@NiaJustNia]

There was a guy that used to attend a music course in the local college, and he genuinely slept with every single girl in the health and social care course, to the point that the following year, the faculty held a meeting with the next cohort of health and social care students and had to flat out tell them to avoid that guy, because he will pump and dump all of them, and they don't want an entire class fighting with each other like they had last year. They genuinely warned an entire uni class. At the time the guy was mad into booze and cocaine, so rarely slept, so just filled the time with banging anyone that he could, and apparently the H&SC class girls would usually give him a chance more often than in other classes. Guy is in his late 30s now, married, and had 3 or 4 kids, and his Mrs ended up training to become a nurse, so he never really moved past his preference for women studying in caring professions 😂

[@jeanjoelkapula5681]

Watching with a warm plate of food is something else

[@mqgriffi]

“Do you want some crack” is WILD 😂😂😂

[@keithkirby9877]

When yall say "that's jokes fam" that's the best shit I have ever heard I swear I lovethese videos 📹 😂

[@staceypower4327]

James’ facial expressions are the best. “Cleanin’ up”! 😂

[@madhatterdan9306]

When I saw the PETA "Your mom" dis, I immediately thought to respond. "My Dad would disagree."

[@adedejiadesida5091]

8:49 is the definition of, "it's the thought that counts" 😂

[@katekimani]

Fuhad I see you giving that little kick to @7:03 James 😂😂😂he be giving way too much info

[@Jasijay_]

You all are awesome. I love seeing black men show joy!

[@lisacharmaine3866]

Dear God lol im officially in love w Fuhad at this point 😂😂😂😂 My guy say he'd rather starve, he'd rather STEAL AND GET CAUGHT....he would LITERALLY rather be on CNN 😂😂😂😂😂

[@faithbibbs-love6548]

There dead HILARIOUS as an American i sometimes dont understand what they mean but still funny 😂😂😂

[@desiderata6281]

James thinking he was good in bed after round 2 of his first time is effing nuts!

[@PsychAndMentalHealth]

9:57 I woulda gone to a butcher shop, snap a picture of the meat and carcass and replied with it, just to piss em off 😂

[@sophiasebadduka1135]

When something new drops my FIRST reaction is pure joy SECOND is shall I savor this video now or save it for later? The answer is now

[@moonshyne508]

“I’d rather be on CNN!” 😂😂😂

[@jaysmooth4998]

Nah, I’m takin that stack. We got bills to pay.

[@EAO-ql8hk]

I’m defo going to do the pregnant prank😂

[@sips.]

British (I think) slang is hilarious. What does it all mean? 🤣🤣🤣 What the hell is Raaawhr 💀

[@brezzychan]

It’s like saying “bruhhhhhh” in English

[@sips.]

@@brezzychanOooh lmao thank you so much.

[@brezzychan]

@@sips. no problem I sometimes don’t understand them either

[@jamespower1111]

When you find a topic you both can jive on....😂😂

[@TheCoastofMagdala]

Omg I have kids so hearing these stories is givin me anxiety 😩😩

[@KyleSLFC]

These man are too funny😩🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stitchiko8041]

IM EARLYYY I love you boys ❤ always making me laugh, I always watch your videos while cooking 🥰

[@SCB-il8ez]

Oooh whatcha making?? Just curious!

[@stitchiko8041]

@SCB-il8ez I live in an African household so I was making Ugali (fufu) and chicken stew!

[@emberman535]

YOU WANT SOME CRACK 😂

[@DetroitSummers]

This is every young man’s story/feeling about losing their virginity So excited/anxious/scared

[@Marlicainnn]

Hear james bout “show me after” 😂😂

[@scasimir1000]

1:22 He's better than me I would have taken the money plus ended a relationship that man paid me $1,000 to leave her alone I would have done it.

[@ijennamirabelosuji]

Man said I’d rather be on CNN 😂😂😂

[@CraigMason1987]

That line there would petrify me 😂😂

[@triciamuir]

Cir-key! Took me awhile to figure out what that meant! 😂

[@kidnamedre]

That first guy genuinely was upset 😂 he was like look at least give me the 1k

[@Tu_Steppin]

Plot twist: the boyfriend got the whole 6k 😂😂

[@rhysrm]

7:30 As a virgin that would’ve scared me in person

[@akaInfamous]

😂 bro would have been too stunned to speak

[@emmabennett1183]

She didn't give me the money 😂😂😂

[@annegorgeous5478]

Y’all are like the best friends one has from afar😂

[@alfie_6107]

The rush hour tweet had me crying that shit spun me

[@glittermob9155]

PETA shouldn't say that about his mom. It's animal cruelty 😂

[@tamaranicholson627]

If roles were reversed and i was a man in that first instance and she showed me the messages after sending me 1k... I'd ask her to ask him to make it 2k next time 😂

[@ashley4889]

I WOULD RATHER BE ON CNN. I'm fucking wheeeezing.

[@oumryeternity7871]

Maybe she sent that message so her sugar daddy sends more 😂

[@Saanbluu]

Best pod cast duo out there 😂

[@kennakellon8852]

“I’d rather not say”😂😂😂

[@brent2182]

Ooo nah im keeping that bag 😂 like girl, go get more bags.

[@HansenSinclair]

So we gonna ignore the facr that James knows Fuhad is circumcised 😂

[@rhysrm]

7:30 As a virgin that would’ve scared me

[@just.g.e.e]

I needed this laugh 😂😂

[@TalkToMe711]

"show me after" LOLOL

[@imani2114]

How you take an L from Peta?

[@ayeeyee9634]

bro i did not expect them to talk about throbbing tool for like 2 straight minutes

[@kyratalk]

I know the twins fuhad was talking about! The addictions 😂😂😂

[@Aprilmbatha]

"circkie" 😂

[@rhynohorn]

Fuhad was out here sounding like Mclovin on his first time😂

[@vickylovega23]

I just been watching all their videos❤❤

[@Itsjustkeke]

« I’d rather be on CNN » 😭💀

[@stefcastro5812]

You're my favorita sound un the morning!!! Greetings from Costa Rica!!

[@OCH22]

2:18 dude lol that laugh sounded different

[@johngifts8688]

As a South African I be using the worlds I learn here 😂 faaam

[@doordoor1]

Yessssss were back to tweeettttssss

[@olivetwist]

1:03 I'd send the same message, once I got the cash I'd leave

[@TheCornDavis]

Thinking about sex and actually doing it are two different ball parks lol