These Weed Names Are NOT Chill

[@dropout]

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[@Ondulado.]

Who is writing these comments?

[@coyotedomino]

I wonder what Katie would do if she found out.

[@reneegomez7240]

CollegeHumor pretty sure she already knows

[@garibanibizzeka]

CollegeHumor ham

[@dropout]

@@Ondulado. Who INDEED (j/k CH MEDIA cloned us from the DNA of one failed comedy writer. We are kept chained to one communal radiator and fed fish heads from a small bucket next question)

[@eliwatson7936]

People in places where weed is legal: People in places where weed is illegal: “Hey bro what strain is this?” “Weed”

[@calcifer6142]

weed is illegal where I live and I can guarantee people still sell ones with weird ass incomprehensible names

[@JDoomhauer87]

You failed at grammef

[@bennypika3575]

usually if it just illegal while naming weed, it's low quality strain.

[@littlesnowflakepunk855]

nah in ky before any of the decriminalization stuff happened (which it still hasn't really) ppl were still selling by strain name. mostly edibles and carts that were brought in from other states tho, cus usually illegal flower is grown here. perfect climate for it.

[@morguenmorguen6862]

There is a second variety where I grew up. It's called "sell me something you dug out of a ditch again and I will leave you in it"

[@roseh8509]

Disappointed the video isn't 4 minutes and 20 seconds long

[@2stoned371]

wass gud 😘

[@zer0rebel4]

Im not gonna like this comment cause its at 69 likes

[@roseh8509]

@@zer0rebel4 Nice!

[@Emily-rj3ix]

Or at least 420 seconds

[@frecklecraft]

Lauryn H that would be funny...

[@tylerpaulson6689]

I like how a few of them are real strains. Chernobyl is dope.

[@dropout]

Chernobyl was a TRAGEDY

[@arthuretheordinary7510]

CollegeHumor adds to the flavour

[@bud_kleric2771]

@@dropout that's why it's a sick name

[@chuggaa100]

Stop doing drugs

[@yadfaraidoon9977]

Tyler Paulson no it’s weed 😂 😂 😂

[@Hippienolic2]

I thought this was going to be a video about wacky names for babies born on 4/20

[@savannahleslie3515]

Same

[@nickreynolds9745]

me too

[@fvckyourcharade894]

Same

[@rando9556]

Yeah like Adolf

[@person1232]

Same!

[@dracovet777]

"It's called 'Mind Rape'. It's actually pretty mellow." "It doesn't sound very mellow." "Well, he only had three other batches: 'Gorilla Panic', 'They're Coming, They're Coming', and something called 'This Is Permanent'."

[@thespooterman2153]

Seth MacFarlane Ted 2013

[@Greg-TC]

Probably my favorite scene in the movie

[@Harley1993]

Ok Ted pffft real original

[@Megadude493]

Ted, yes

[@kriticalkayd]

"Look there is just so much porn!"

[@jessedrawsstuff1402]

“uh oh, everyone can hear your thoughts” is what my ocd has been smoking since i was 12

[@bowmanc.7439]

James LunarNe wait, no, stop revealing my secret to the internet, how did you know that?

[@lyssakate]

Everyone CAN hear your thoughts, and we are all REALLY weirded out

[@orchdork775]

Yes 😂 haha

[@long_chin_man]

420 Bois: *reading my mind* my mind: "YOU CAN GET YOURSELF CLEAN. YOU CAN HAVE A GOOD MEAL. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU PLEEEASE SO GET YOURSELF TO Y M C A 420 bois: yo dude that's trippy

[@ninaaltschenk7930]

trans rights ma boi!

[@jonathann.1433]

Out of all the cast, I really do think Ally would be the one to have a duffel bag full of weed.

[@jigglycarollo805]

"The Denver Nuggets" "Is That Mellow?" "No, he got traded." UNDERRATED JOKE!

[@jeffdavis6182]

Carmellow anthoweed

[@jeffdavis6182]

Jonathan Lumbreras nah just a joke with his name

[@jeffdavis6182]

Jiggly Carollo Ik was kinda stupid

[@deytonkesten2874]

Underrated jok-ic

[@hollaholla7375]

Unde(Mu)rra(y)ted joke

[@Jophelerx]

"A Spike Lee joint." "Oh, that sounds good!" "Starring Mel Gibson." "Aww, never mind..."

[@oBringMeTheDiscoCake]

the WAP BA BO BEE BOP cannabis really got me I slapped my thigh gj

[@jaredblood5384]

lol same

[@telectronix1368]

They couldn't afford the rights to "Tutti Frutti"

[@ashishere771]

Wap bopa doo bah ba dop bob

[@missbirdie4951]

ODDHD A WOP BAM BO

[@mcmp1775]

Did the devil like this? 666 likes? Coincidence? I think not!

[@Yasunii]

They finally made a kattie cocaine reference 😂

[@user-qv2qf1jk5o]

sheri hossain *their *they *they

[@edjones4188]

@@user-qv2qf1jk5o what

[@ankylopea]

*katie

[@majuju06]

"My ass" "Oh no that's it" "OG my ass" "Shoulda seen that coming" "My ass kush" "Rule of 3's" LMAO

[@MrBarakados]

Finally someone with a sense of comedy

[@mattlozinski1700]

"is that mellow? no he got traded" has got to be one of the best throw away one liners in awhile. I legit spittaked

[@santinoalvarado963]

The chainsaw sound one was hilarious, but Raf's reaction was even better!

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

I think it was a leaf blower?

[@TNEngie]

@@arceuslordofcreation8824 Both have similar noises since the sound comes mainly from the engine powering them, and they work with similar engines.

[@JCaesar71306]

Raph* and also yes it was hilarious!

[@charleswest782]

It's just like the coffee shop scene in Scott Pilgrim

[@OWOUWUOWOUWUOWO1]

A WAP BOP A LOO BOP A BOOM BAM cannabis~

[@goodguy...badrep.]

Your avatar is screaming this as we speak.

[@Wren_the_Bird_King]

Why?

[@matthewgonzalez2727]

Literally my favorite part of the video

[@derekla3910]

“Your not supposed to smoke the New York Times” “That’s been getting me high af”

[@CalebWolf]

LA Times, also...That part killed me.

[@WhiskeyBrewer]

In revenge Katie burns the weed. Causing each member of the cast to go through one of the effects ;) Ill take my payment for that sketch in free dropout for life please lol

[@weeksweeks9552]

Its not worth it

[@allyb3510]

@@weeksweeks9552 you're not worth it

[@OrbInDaFrame]

r/madlads

[@diegoborges1348]

Now I see why Ally decided to play Pete the Plug in D20

[@raena-willowdeveruoix4631]

I would never do cocaine without Katie ;)

[@ParanoidTheMarvin]

She's not going to share. Doesn't matter who paid for it.

[@elenagibbons4719]

I can’t believe we’re just ignoring the fact that this was confirmed that she is still doing cocaine.

[@ParanoidTheMarvin]

@@elenagibbons4719 It's alright if you just remember 2 things. It's alright if everyone is doing it, and snitches get the stitches.

[@dylanbednarz4430]

Raena-Willow Deveruoix what video did the Katie cocaine thing start

[@Mugruncher]

Okay but i would watch the shit out of ‘Star Trek into the dankness’

[@codyofathens3397]

Same!

[@CC-si3cr]

Kudos to whoever wrote this skit. Coming up with all of those names and getting a hold of all of those props. Outstanding! Plus this kept me laffing. Watched it 3x back2back.

[@ziwuri]

these sketches are always written by whoever does the end card, so it was Raph for this one

[@HeartBreakBonez]

I kinda wanna try that "based on the novel Kush"

[@renee6405]

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

[@skumpkin5191]

"Dogfishhead 90 Minute IPA" "Boring!" Me: **Cries in Delawareian**

[@nicktrains2234]

this would be a legitimate way to reduce the amount of weed consumed

[@Soleilune1995]

Meh. I'd just settle for a hybrid between "this was in somebody's colon" and ( *chainsaw noise* ).

[@burnflickmedia]

why would you want to do that?

[@bille8248]

Yeah, that's way I can have all the weed in the world

[@reanetsemoleleki8219]

No it wouldn't.

[@thegalwhosayswoo_881]

DON ET DA WEED

[@kyokoyumi]

Why are there so many people that think this is about baby names when the title says "These weed names are NOT chill" lol where in there does it say anything about naming babies?

[@xpehkto]

Probably because preview image has "420 baby" written on it next to Ally's portrait.

[@iSuckAtGamesGG]

it also cut of at "these baby names are not chil..." for me

[@unintentionalprovocateur2158]

The thumbnail said "420 baby"

[@unintentionalprovocateur2158]

Sorry, someone already answered you.

[@leanone64]

I smoked a strain last week called "airplane mode" and it made me feel like i was in a fever dream, it was honestly the worst time ever

[@KamehamehaX7688]

"No, that's just rat poison..." "Oooh good eye" xD

[@beepain6005]

This sketch brings me a strange amount of peace. The bottle episode nature of it, the endless stream of creativity from the script, just two friends deliberating on weed 👍

[@chesh1re_cat]

The pacing in this sketch is actually so good

[@twokindsofovenfries32]

“Based on the novel kush by sapphire” Holy crap lmao

[@scottrill8318]

This is definitely one of the better ones, script and acting on point

[@mr.personhumanson6871]

I like the **chainsaw sound*

[@SuperJimtendo]

Holy shit that Denver Nuggets joke was hilarious! “Is that Melo?” “No he got traded.”

[@RainyDayDance]

"that weed is based on a book?" lmaooo

[@raspberryjuiceentertainmen719]

“Is it mellow?” “Nah he got traded” That joke was Underrated

[@MadiArcher-ji3ck]

Bro. "That's the New York times!" "Its been getting me high as shit" Dead ☠

[@nuloom]

2:08 cracked me up 😂

[@M3GAK1W1]

"Rule of 3s" LMAO

[@diabetes1191]

2:31 ohhh Lord that had me laughing so hard I didn't hear the rest of them

[@Mushroom321-]

"Thats just rat poison" HAHA 🤣

[@eerereps]

Maya Ganjalou 🤣

[@GerardInandan]

This is Gold Ally and Raph sketch. I wish there were more 😢

[@LOLProdutionStudios]

Amazing and hilarious vid as always, but such a missed opportunity to post this on Saturday.

[@dhruvmukherjee8028]

But consider what they have planned for Saturday

[@johnhayes174]

I'm glad we can all acknowledge that Katie loves some powdered power, some nose blush, that good o'l coco powder punch. Back two days later to edit cause I thought/remembered more. *clear throat*: That booger sugar That sniff and twitch That party powder That dance for an hour powder That Schedule 2 Boogaloo

[@billnyetherussianspy7505]

That Bolivian Marching Powder.

[@Bianca-hl5ls]

Is Grant the next Katie but with weed?

[@keep7smiling]

Nah, grant is more like adderall mixed with viagra

[@reisuke_6030]

Kosher Kush used to be my favorite- but now I am absolutely in love with Do-Si-Dos and SFV OG (:

[@madisongoffney9678]

*Never has there ever been a more consistent plot point than Katie and her cocaine*

[@sergiocruz162]

The “ WOP-BOP-A-LOO-BOP-A-WHOP-BAM cannabis” joke is underrated Seriously, I’m dying XD

[@ATearThroughReality]

I'm roasting some Sour LSD and y'all have got me cackling! Gg, CH. GG.

[@JBC352]

Honestly though... my first time obtaining marijuana was at a cannabis dispensary, and at that time I didn't even know what indicas and sativas were. I was going in thinking to ask for "marijuana that I can eat" cuz I had heard somewhere about a Canadian bakery that sold weed cookies 😂😂😂. I was thrown off when an employee asked "What strain are you looking for today?" and - feeling embarrassed that I wasn't 'cool' enough to know what he meant by "strain" - I made the mistake of asking "What kinds do you have?" There was a lot of Googling happening on my laptop that night...

[@darkashtar]

I still like the one from Ted 2 "can you help me get home?"

[@TEXTUALactivity]

I'm sorry, but nothing will ever make me laugh harder than a wop bop a loo bop a wop bam cannabis

[@EdgyShooter]

"uh-oh everyone can hear your thoughts" 😂

[@samuelll7189]

The "uh oh somebody hears your thoughts" strain some 🔥🔥🔥

[@caboosemd123]

The newspaper joke had me dying

[@Joe-hi1zw]

2:10 that was so unexpected I cried out

[@AnonymousAnonymous-qs7vh]

2:08 best moment ever now I can't stop laughing

[@iBeSupicious]

This got SO out of hand so fast and I love it.

[@tabithaqualls3037]

2:44 Is something I would actually smoke 😂

[@sutherncross2006]

I'm glad to hear Katie still has the good shit.

[@dannydid1t]

1:58 Yup

[@PerfectCQ]

Man, that ending hit way to hard during my time in California.

[@sixofender3478]

Fucking Amazing.... Also MAKE A PART 2 WHERE IT FOLLOWS RAPH AND ALLY GETTING KATIE'S COCAINE.... It would really finish it.

[@tanyaomrit1616]

"ᵐʸ ᵖᵉʳˢᵒⁿᵃˡ ᵃˢˢ"

[@thomasstone3480]

👀👀

[@kenek3924]

I love how at the end Ally referenced Katy's cocaine, the long running jokes are the best!

[@Kevessi]

0:14 His face tho

[@_Half-Baked_]

1:31 Everyone's favourite strain

[@alessandroriedel197]

I don’t know why, I thought this meant baby’s born on 420 with weed themed names.😂

[@TealTunic]

The News Paper one just got me!

[@enzocabellon8090]

“The Denver Nuggets” “Is that mellow (carMELO anthony)” “No, he got traded” 😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

[@dustfinger5312]

The LA times got me 😂

[@wmmcwammer8452]

2:30 killed me😂🤣😂

[@borrasca6659]

OG Chernobyl will give you creepypasta high...

[@xxxprogamerxxx5909]

Super video ( as always)

[@DCANIMAL-skates]

Her delivery of the names is hysterical

[@beefjrky]

"is that mellow" "No he got traded" lmaooo

[@oscartheamazing6745]

2:08, funniest part.

[@lazychaoticgood3441]

I once injected 20 weed at the same time and died instantly

[@lazychaoticgood3441]

@@TRC2002 I already am byyyyyeeeee....

[@eternityofnothing4463]

Damn, they must have been laced with marijuana

[@captaintrashcans3163]

1:03 one of the first ones she said was called train wreak

[@livinlikelilly]

2:10 killed me 😂😂

[@gladops]

Lilly Wagner did you mean to make a pun?

[@wwanimalsavers]

She needs some "Afternoon Delight"

[@zzz181085]

This scetch could've been shorter, but I liked it just for the Katie joke.

[@chrisl8277]

Cardi B: "Can we go back to your place to get high and chill? Me: " 1:26 "

[@suckmyvenom]

Im 90% sure there is a strain called the Denver Nuggets lol

[@cupofjitters4501]

Chernobyl too. At least where I am from, don't know about the states

[@sanneh2]

I'm all about Ms Beardsley!!! Just wow!!

[@rechespasternak2242]

where can I get som Grant Obrian? (not asking for a friend)

[@egarcia3904]

Ally is literally just Pete The Plug in this sketch

[@duchi882]

*The Rat Poison seems Chill*

[@crazyhippo3135]

Ok but ally’s shirt... I NEED?!

[@2MeterLP]

I could really go for some inconceivable eldritch horror koosh, you still got some of that?

[@T1J]

that Melo joke is an all-timer

[@hobgoblin8396]

I know where kitty keeps here cocaine Bruh I’m down Best quote of 2019

[@HadesDzn]

it's Katie not Kitty

[@brycegamer6520]

I have watch this 300 times, it never gets old!

[@lcebon123thegreat]

Y’all here in quarantine before everyone dies from corona

[@BenjaminEarlMusic]

It's really funny to me that nobody watching collegehumor sketches at this time would know why beardsly looked like an oompa loompa for a little.

[@emilyb5329]

WA BA BA LOO BAP BALAP BAM cannabis 😂😂😂

[@itsbo]

this might be my new favourite video

[@Luxer1996]

Nothing beats "MK Ultra"

[@saphironkindris]

Tried some of this recently, it is pretty damn nice.

[@ohyeahyeah9759]

MK Ultra is too hard, everything is levitating around me.

[@kobold_sushi_executive_chef]

The Spike Lee Mel Gibson bit fucking killed me