The multiple Johns all saying the same thing is so funny, while also exposing that scumbag . 🥂 🐸 and Andy are geniuses. It’s the sum of all the parts that make these shows the best. No matter the topic.
@jaimejimenez5877Ай бұрын
Love ya 🐸!!! Long live you and your wife my noga! Thanks for introducing me to Joey. He's a true friend of mine and has a special place in my ❤️. Love to all!!!
@StupidEarthlingsАй бұрын
This is up there with the greatest of episodes!! 🎉
@jordanjacksonshouseofhorrorsАй бұрын
It’s astounding to me that John can put bounties on his enemies’ heads every day and nothing happens to his channel. KZbin is utterly broken
@adama6874Ай бұрын
RoyRay's OffToPiss Prime is the joke of the year
@Apophis1010Ай бұрын
I'll give John credit that he is able to block out in his brain the fact that there are people watching and listening to his show while he makes a fool of himself
@43AquamanАй бұрын
Peaches aren’t supposed to make crunchy noises
@sturmhaloАй бұрын
Unless they're not ripe.
@StupidEarthlingsАй бұрын
LOVE how he DIGS in his ear while on camera with his Guests there.. 🤯😖
@mikexf1647Ай бұрын
Thinking about spoonfuls of lukewarm smelly earwax on John's disfigured finger is quite unnerving, I must say...
@AAAskeetАй бұрын
Wow John’s arms are huge I hope he flexes for us
@bigmoose99Ай бұрын
Has he learned how to flex like every other human yet? He can’t do anything correct. I’d like to get his football picks and bet against him.
@cheddarcheese7928Ай бұрын
Nope! Not doing John eating..Can’t take that shit!.Literally,Thank God for a fast forward button
@wasabista1613Ай бұрын
Me neither. If he wanted to stop us watching him, he's finally won.
@Kasigi03Ай бұрын
I've never hated a plum more. And to know, he eats like that pretty much normally when he's not doing a bit.
@StupidEarthlingsАй бұрын
Agreed 100000% HAD to ff this one. I wonder if his Guest is watching him eat before coming on.. 🤔
@Goonie856Ай бұрын
I can’t believe he finally got Bruce Jenner on his show
@sonofsam3456Ай бұрын
STUTJU eating klonopin and suboxone like they’re tictacs
@mikexf1647Ай бұрын
Indeed. I whould not take as much if they were, in fact, just regular tic tacs.
@NorthJerseyJabroniАй бұрын
At some point do the YT bots automatically trigger at least a warning, if not a strike, against somebody for mass-reporting a channel just to get it taken down? If one specific account has hundreds and hundreds of reports against the same channel, and most if not all are deemed invalid, at what point does it trigger a report to some human to put a stop to it?
@Kasigi03Ай бұрын
A Blunderful Life: A World Where Stuttering John was only Stinky Melendez. I f'n love that idea.
@Goonie856Ай бұрын
She’s been divorced from Danny for like 15-20 years, why she still using his last name
@chrisdobias9246Ай бұрын
Duh
@Apophis1010Ай бұрын
It gives her an identity.
@tomd9555Ай бұрын
She's now running for Mayor. Thinking She's always used that name to get attention
@Nellsbells79Ай бұрын
wtf kind of show does John have? Eats a peach, drinks cloudy water and gags on medication 👍🏼 good stuff SJ
@StupidEarthlingsАй бұрын
Man, she's really hittin that wine glass.. 😮 (i guess I would be too).. 😅
@StupidEarthlingsАй бұрын
Annnnd it's gone...😂 Need a refill for the next story..
@JohnshargwartsАй бұрын
2:21:42 - “even his fingers stutter!” had me howling. That’s about right.
@mountainman8602Ай бұрын
Two disasters disguised as interviews. Two people that are never going to speak to him ever again.
@StupidEarthlingsАй бұрын
I feel like that would be HIS 'TIMING' during the Snitch song. (Based on his snap n clap technique).
@rancholuna8076Ай бұрын
The Dukes high 😂
@1105krossАй бұрын
As long as the person who has johns back is someone that John feels inferior to is the reason he will love that person. If John thinks you’re a joke and he thinks he’s better than you, even if you have his back, he will still treat that person like sh**
@MydemonsayshelloАй бұрын
Look at its eyes...... it has no soul... its not human.....
@bigmoose99Ай бұрын
Look how it flex’s it’s appendages!
@OneeyedicehockeycoachАй бұрын
Pure Gold, like watching m.a.s.h reruns. With the coronal flag.. so much gold in one show, outstanding work, gentlemen. I believe that you are on to something that will last decades, as long as the coronal stays alive, I refuse to call him the DUCK , vomiting in my mouth at the thought. Thank you for the entertainment
@MrAxelStoneАй бұрын
I see Bob's working on yellowing up those new teeth with cigs :)
@NotSoCashАй бұрын
WHOOP WHOOP!!!🎉🎉🎉
@suppressedknowledgeyouneed3167Ай бұрын
Shuli is such a Shuli according to KB!
@jordanjacksonshouseofhorrorsАй бұрын
John’s constant creepiness around women is a huge reason his kids want nothing to do with him. Imagine taking him anywhere and not thinking he won’t thoroughly embarrass you
@MarcoV193Ай бұрын
The genius put his ice in the freezer! Whoda thunk?
@tigerlily9981Ай бұрын
Ignoring him worked. He is extra performative and crazy because we all said he’s boring and Imholt is getting the attention. You’re boring sober, John. You know this. Get back to drinking on streams.
@steverichards2856Ай бұрын
You’ve had some serious plastic surgery when you look like present-day Priscilla Presley (who also kept the name of her ex to stay famous-ish after divorcing them) and you’re 59.
@GenOceanWolf_tWo_TookieTalibanАй бұрын
1:43:43 HEY YO "Everybody's a F**king.... Somebody"
@josemarti6896Ай бұрын
25:01 ENJOY YOUR MAPLE LEAF PRISON
@StupidEarthlingsАй бұрын
Need to turn up Bob's 'AM Radio' voice a bit.
@AAAskeetАй бұрын
The peach bit has been beaten to death
@bigmoose99Ай бұрын
Bob’s right. If you had anyone who cared about you they would insist that you stop eating on air.
@tmac14wrАй бұрын
I wish they’d stop even putting it on Rico, I have to fast forward past it because I can’t stand the sound of him eating and talking.
@JDTee79Ай бұрын
Does John think the bit is funny or annoying? We all know it’s not funny so I’m assuming he does it to annoy us and whatever audience he may have. 🤷♂️
@tmac14wrАй бұрын
@@JDTee79 I think the alcohol has permanently warped John's sense of self, so he thinks there's some sort of charming modesty to it. For the same reason he takes prescription pills live on air. Unfortunately for him, in reality, John's a charmless slob. It's why he asks the Stern-esque sex questions to every female guest and it always goes terribly. He & Stern are the living embodiment of that meme when the handsome guy compliments the female coworker and she says "aw you're sweet" and then a fat guy does the same thing and she says "OMG HR!?"
@StupidEarthlingsАй бұрын
Well, if that's true, he could 'fix' a 5 into a 6, to make it say 16. 🤔
@JohnshargwartsАй бұрын
0:18 I laugh every time I see this clip of him eating and dropping whatever is in the spoon. He’d be a comedic genius but for the fact it’s real and pathetic.
@josemarti6896Ай бұрын
2:09:59 Stutjo oh slash
@Bas_SiАй бұрын
2:18:24 when he does this kind of stuff. he always looks at himself in the screen. John is f’n crazy.
@SNNetworkАй бұрын
47:00 we should just send that clip to all the chicks he hits on on twitter and tag him
@jmorrow6406Ай бұрын
32:55 - This is the time there's an issue talking about Joe's peeing habits?
@thepipsterdufusАй бұрын
Woke Dad, stop laughing like it's so outlandish what J.D. Vance said about Harris, you maniac. Lol. Another thing Kamala Harris 'couldn't have done' as Vice President is become the Democratic Party's nominee for President before the Aug.19-22 convention, but that happened somehow! :p
@HandOatsАй бұрын
Calling the Stanhope bible bit edgy is a really pathetoc take, Bob. Nothing safer than dunking on Christians. Try a Talmud next time.