you fucking lunatic, you play heastin so so so much that the wikipedia about the actual historical him mentions you. now that's some dedication ,,Jarl Hastein appears in the popular "Crusader Kings" video game series, first appearing in Crusader Kings II The Old Gods DLC "Viking Age" era and again in Crusader Kings III as a highlighted character to play during "The Great Adventurers" start. In the game, he is portrayed as Hæsteinn Hæsteinning. He is popular within the Crusader Kings III community, mainly due to the many videos by the KZbin channel Koifish where he plays as Hastein."
@Boretheory6 ай бұрын
Conquered all of India as him extremely cool.
@KnockoutsKoKings6 ай бұрын
you have to do it now koifish, u cant let somebody else use heastinn to make the roman empire, u can do it with true roman religion too instead of the false gods wtf is orthodox anyway 😒
@AnimeAddictedNerd6 ай бұрын
MYYYYY LOOOORRDDDDD! IITSSSSSSS YYYOOOOUUUUUU! PLEASE! BLESS MY CHILDREN!
@addmolitionexe95736 ай бұрын
It's actually a good thing you never converted to Orthodox before. Being Asatru allowed you to use the conquest CB and ignore borders.
@emib65996 ай бұрын
It's one if the easiest religions fir reviving hellenim
@tapewormsally40306 ай бұрын
It still bewilders me as to how and why you don't have more subscribers, everything about your videos is phenomenal! ❤
@Kasaaz6 ай бұрын
Novgorod: "Well, we've been called to war." "Where?" "I... I'm not sure. It'll be fine. Lets go!"
@filipexavier87716 ай бұрын
A Byzantine Emperor with retinues of Varangian guards in his army is awesome.
@Mattis066 ай бұрын
I just checked the wiki of Hæsteinn and koifish was mentioned there😂
@TheBanannMan6 ай бұрын
That's awesome
@miles44046 ай бұрын
@@TheBanannMan16 sec ago
@karaltar79146 ай бұрын
„He is popular within the Crusader Kings III community, mainly due to the many videos by the KZbin channel Koifish where he plays as Hastein.“
@Stigmezz6 ай бұрын
Reddit
@Stigmezz6 ай бұрын
That has absolutely no place to be in Wikipedia I'm going to change it
@aruik83326 ай бұрын
I'm shocked there's no Koifish in the comments yet and it's been 17 minutes already
@thoraxe96266 ай бұрын
There is actually
@the_niss6 ай бұрын
Imagine the byz emperor's reaction when "rome" asked to become their vassal
@ladylaluna226 ай бұрын
No! The Haesteinn curse is spreading! Please Laith no!
@princeofdaemons73446 ай бұрын
I formed it on my very first game, literally the second I loaded up I went. "I have to reform Rome." Starting as Matilda of Tuscany cause she's one of my favourite characters, I became Emperor of Italia around 3 generations later and inherited Byzantium. After that it was a bunch of just Steam rolling. My favourite run ever.
@KnockoutsKoKings6 ай бұрын
its one of those things you just have to do i am taking roman borders again but as elves with the elven destiny mod lol
@mrwyatt60064 ай бұрын
My favorite run ever was also forming rome with matilda’s family. I ended up with like 70 learning on matilda
@supersandwich89672 ай бұрын
One of my favorites was playing as Ireland and making the Celtic Empire
@lapisdragon12376 ай бұрын
It may take my Life time to convince you to play a Fire Emblem Game. But I'm stopping after 198 days. I mean not stopping fuckin typos...
@disappointedmess2096 ай бұрын
Do you mean not stopping or are you finally done with this?
@GwainSagaFanChannel6 ай бұрын
@@disappointedmess209 the later
@VelascoAnastasi6 ай бұрын
Never give up
@lapisdragon12376 ай бұрын
@@disappointedmess209 it was a typo
@darcinit6 ай бұрын
Dont stop! It worked for the cuba guy
@arno_grnfld4556 ай бұрын
18:20 we need a fire edit for Haesteinn, but fr he have 40+ martial, i once obliterated an army about twice the size of mine with him
@odin_way6 ай бұрын
Hes turning Swedish
@aroma136 ай бұрын
The stress if giving vassals doesn't happen if you grant dejure lands, like if I grant a county to someone, I will get stressed, if I make that person a duke without giving him all the dejure counties, it's also stress, but if I grant him the duchy and the dejure counties, then there is no stress
@Benwut6 ай бұрын
Please continue that Achaemenid run! Was so fun and I want to see you defeat the Persians!
@jaredprather80604 ай бұрын
The actual Crusaders didn't understand supply very well either, so AI Crusaders not understanding it is just realism
@LowkhiD6 ай бұрын
I just started this exact campaign 3 days ago and am now on track to conquer the world! My favorite campaign yet.
@DarkPortall6 ай бұрын
i once made a custom character with max stats and made the entire roman empire in one life, with de jure over byzantine, arabian, Maghreb, iberian, frankian, and holy roman empire de jures. it's really fun to just play as a god.
@keyos43986 ай бұрын
You can also start in 866 as byzantium and then with cheats create empire titles and then create the roman empire. Now you have all of them as dejure and you have cb on them for a fun game
@maartenbusker30236 ай бұрын
Absolutely amazing playthrough. Haesting never disappoints!! Is there a way for you to include all the ongoing war (percentages)? Your face camera is usually on top of these (apart from the out of focus part)
@hejd17774 ай бұрын
If you can, try to swear fealty for low obligations and then modify the vassal contract to religous protection and to either medium levies or taxes or smth. it does the same thing for cheaper.
@AMpersand_videosАй бұрын
>Invade Rome >Ask to become a vassal to the Byzantine Empire >Take his throne >Conquer like 51 counties >Convert to the religion you conquered 40 years ago >Form Roman Empire >Die Another day in the life of Chædstein
@mr.crowgamer62506 ай бұрын
Did this as some custom character in Cagliari of Roman culture as hard but worth it
@relenltlessgoat76036 ай бұрын
Mother of us all, and play until end date the hardest. I've done rome by starting as Sardinia
@AntoniThePiano6 ай бұрын
*Laith* divide et imperas vassals land and split it between many counts also laith: surprised how did his vassals get replaced after he put them there
@ShadowBeeing6 ай бұрын
Would it be possible to make the face cam a bit smaller so that the day/month/year visible is?
@BepeTheToad6 ай бұрын
I'm surprised laith hasn't reached a million already, he's like one of the best creators in the genre 😭
@HarrytheUnlucky6 ай бұрын
Check for low, and then just modify for normal with religious. Even if you were not planning to be a vassal for long.
@carltonleboss6 ай бұрын
Surprised that the Byzantine nobility generally seemed to accept a pagan Viking ruling over them.
@ocbwhyte18716 ай бұрын
Koifish on life support
@B100inCP6 ай бұрын
“France has been completely ruined, which has made my day.” 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
@juanitoarcoiris58246 ай бұрын
That was a quite anxiety inducing video tbh
@TheBusbyBabes6 ай бұрын
wait a minute... youre not a fish!!!
@troykanotz6266 ай бұрын
The moment I heard haeisteinn I said “oh god dammit!” 😂
@robertandersson34176 ай бұрын
Dude... You revocate titles then release them on the terms "RENOUNCE CLAIMS". Then they can't rise against you again.
@tommerker8063Ай бұрын
why would you let them go? they are walking bags of piety
@robertandersson3417Ай бұрын
@@tommerker8063 They are... If you can handle the pressure from the vassals. So it depends, do you want constant uprisings or more piety.
@tommerker8063Ай бұрын
@@robertandersson3417 not realy a question when you choose to play viking.
@snp46196 ай бұрын
CHECK WHEN I WAS SUBSCRIBED I WAS HERE SINCE 2017
@azrulashraf006 ай бұрын
Haestings is really that guy😂
@arno_grnfld4556 ай бұрын
Also Haesteinn absolutely can become the roman emperor with asatru, idk why it doesn't work, but i did hybridised norse with greek
@mrclean296 ай бұрын
I think it either counts that you are some type of Christian, and/or you’re Latin or Byzantine heritage. Was your Norse-Greek culture of Byzantine heritage?
@arno_grnfld4556 ай бұрын
@@mrclean29 yes, I keep Norse language cuz cool Norse Byzantium
@MarkHeathcliff-bf2im6 ай бұрын
Now all we need is for this campaign to continue and fully replicate the borders of the Roman Empire.
@b.ug.p.76816 ай бұрын
Laith. I have a trade agreement for you. If you make more Anbennar videos (my fav mod ❤), I fill buy Imperator and play it every couple of days for the next month.
@smasherlol3516 ай бұрын
You made koifish proud
@DondarfSnowbonk5 ай бұрын
Laith making Belisarius look like an idiot.
@Reece_Hart6 ай бұрын
Time for a Koifish's great, great, great, great something or rather grand daddy playthrough
@Gamereal62866 ай бұрын
Nice, its time we saw some of Koifishs most favorite person on this channel. Haesteinn! That was also very quick, impressive. Enjoyed it alot. 😄 You know the drill, here are some out of context quotes: "Why are you fat?" "Did she die? I just married her!" "Can I divorce her because she doesnt help with my taxes?" "I love destroying Romagna! My favorite thing!" Poor Italians 😓
@pimmpslap6 ай бұрын
Really not meant to be one of the hardest, especially when you start as Byzantines and very easy with Haesteinn. Event troops and Norse men-at-arms make it super easy.
@katherinee.91055 ай бұрын
incredible video but the best moment was undoubtedly "you guys really hate me. that's fine. i hate you too."
@laurenztillger41984 ай бұрын
When you realtize he is forming: Swedish-norse-rom. Gotta be one of the most cursed Roman Empires ever. After Arragonese-communist-rom
@theSwordoftheAfternoon6 ай бұрын
You should do starting as a count in Asia or Africa and eventually unite all of Europe
@IronWolf1236 ай бұрын
Do you think if a character gets a stress level they react to reaching it like they have a migraine?
@callmepaddyАй бұрын
Go to 0:00 and spam skipping back, this made me laugh so hard 😂
@peterq32713 ай бұрын
Not only reforming Rome in one life... But doing it with a character who starts the game ~60 years old
@tommerker8063Ай бұрын
haestein has a bunch of health modifiers on top of starting with whole of body. he can easily live to 90 if no one murders him
@Haelidhh6 ай бұрын
I was playing Haesteinn yesterday and he died in 867 :/
@vincentdreiig82056 ай бұрын
When Factorio again?
@kieranbarnbrock52195 ай бұрын
I feel like im watching a koifish video
@ryannowo59546 ай бұрын
he finally got a haircut
@joshtaylor96266 ай бұрын
Rome content finally
@relenltlessgoat76036 ай бұрын
I thought it was an addiction, i guess its a bacteria
@lieutenantlael83096 ай бұрын
When Koifish hacks your channel
@utopianexo3166 ай бұрын
Durham University shirt ???
@Fizbun6 ай бұрын
Haestinn can do anything. What can't he do?
@KaiserTwo6 ай бұрын
Sure enough, Koifish has been summoned…
@mylvieАй бұрын
why do you have an unholy amalgamation of the ck2 and ck3 logos as the thumbnail????
@Furious_Johnson3 ай бұрын
Anyone else have literally no fucking clue what just happened!?! Maybe on live stream it’d make more sense but this just confused the bejesus out of me
@RubberToeYT6 ай бұрын
Haestinn is inevitable!
@richman26016 ай бұрын
14:10 I prefer fluffy sir
@KingJupiter6 ай бұрын
Laith, what happened to your hair?
@mroldman_no4 ай бұрын
Btw I don't think you had to convert, you just had to unpause the game and let a tick pass, its happened to me before.
@juanitoarcoiris58246 ай бұрын
When another Kenshi video UwU
@johnconnor82066 ай бұрын
Day 1 of asking you to play Victoria 2 semi regulary.
@youngking53286 ай бұрын
Oh no, its spreading to others
@Hamji6 ай бұрын
I haven’t seen your channel in a whole, what the hell happened to your hair?
@Tammicci6 ай бұрын
This feel wrong! Haestin-video and it's not Koifish.
@rexcert35696 ай бұрын
Real move is playing as a random count and just changing ur title name to Rome…..
@thepopeofpineapples62756 ай бұрын
Day 4 of asking for laith to play march of the eagles.
@Piratejoe446 ай бұрын
Day 238 of asking for an Oranje Free State Playthrough of Vicky 3.
@thomastome83966 ай бұрын
Hásteinn!
@deluxesofa6 ай бұрын
laith do be falling off
@JerryCuberton6 ай бұрын
Day 4 of demanding Laith to play boi in imperator rome
@Karate_Shark6 ай бұрын
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@frankiecedeno37246 ай бұрын
Smh coulda been Hellenic
@gegepandora68726 ай бұрын
This Achievement isn't very hard.
@fakename60046 ай бұрын
Yo
@SquirrelMaestro6 ай бұрын
Koifish moment
@arno_grnfld4556 ай бұрын
Give venice to a republican, the buildings there have tax bonus for republican government
@hinkelstein14946 ай бұрын
I subscribe as soon as u get a haircut
@mithatbilgi81996 ай бұрын
day 3948198491 of asking for a guide on Tunis to Muslim Italy in EU4
@sh4rk5356 ай бұрын
4 views in 1 minute? Laith fell off 💀
@leedanielbrown57146 ай бұрын
No one does haestinning like Koifish 😅😅
@shutdowncorner77436 ай бұрын
Your hair is too much lol
@cerealgingy75872 ай бұрын
im so bad at this game it took me a whole life time to take one provence of athens
@gurrtug92136 ай бұрын
Could have also went hellenic instead of christian!
@friendlygaming85436 ай бұрын
You koifish and simo should fight to see who will make the romen empire first.
@aidankenny5214 ай бұрын
Comment
@adrenalinevan6 ай бұрын
You're a Durham alumnus? Cringe...
@dasselbe25216 ай бұрын
You fell off young buck
@GrippyClips6 ай бұрын
Damn 5 minutes ago
@saintbread50806 ай бұрын
Saw this video. Unsubscribed.
@bayatekmekjohn7445Ай бұрын
i think it is really stupid that forming rome has a religion requirement