Twitter forgetting to change the file name

[@HiddenPufferfish01928]

HOW DARE MATT NOT UPLOAD ON MATT ROSE MONDAY but it’s a good day if Matt uploads

[@AkuLunical]

top 10 bruh moments of history

[@kirby-from-kirby]

matt rose thursday can be a thing too i think

[@Matt_Rose]

A good point to raise, to confirm: you'll be getting a new Matt Rose video every Monday, that is written in concrete, but if I ever find myself somehow ahead of schedule, you'll get a cheeky extra vid the odd Thursday you lucky things 😊

[@sprouttthestrawberry]

@@Matt_Rose how kind of you ❤ also I love your accent

[@HiddenPufferfish01928]

@@kirby-from-kirby I know He just told me But I am happy no Matter what day he uploads

[@matrixmilky596]

for the entirety of 2020 (when i had online school) i'd name all my files for this one subject "tapioca: the movie" and kept adding to it (i.e.: tapioca 2: electric boogaloo, tapioca 3: revelations, you know how it is). it was only at the end of the year that i was told the teachers could read the file names when my teacher said to me "what a thrilling conclusion to the tapioca saga"

[@oddcrafter1270]

Oh my god, that's amazing! XD

[@headphonesaxolotl]

Tapioca lore

[@themasterprocrastinator4933]

Well that's one way to find out

[@GreatFox42]

how high did the numbers get

[@-im-aim]

what was the final one i want to know how tapioca ended

[@raydarable]

I once accidentally named my file as 'Assignment 2' instead of 'Assignment 3'. I emailed my professor to tell her that I did send the correct file, it was just misnamed. The next morning I received an email back saying I had sent the email to the wrong professor.

[@xASH3RR]

not the double fuckin whammy lmaoo

[@itsumi19]

That double fuck up 💀💀

[@Boules99]

Relatable

[@switchblade6]

Accurate representation of how my life is going

[@raccoonchild]

Actually the thing that made me laugh the hardest here

[@Seanderson3]

i once named a file "rewriting an entire debate because my shithead group members can't seem to do it themselves" and one of my group members looked over and saw the title this was followed by several seconds of unbreaking eye contact between the two of us before we both continued with whatever we were doing

[@aadenboy]

he was either plotting some sort of murder scene or trying to start an argument but couldn't figure out what to start with

[@wigwagstudios2474]

you escaped a hell of a villain backstory

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

​@@aadenboyor both.

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

Honestly, you brought it on yourself.

[@watfordboi2611]

Or he was plotting his revenge😂

[@HamHamIsDeadInside]

One time my teacher tried to send us a resource and accidentally had the file name as "Slightly confusing worksheet but who cares the children would understand it" 💀

[@gengarzilla1685]

Oof.

[@notllikethat]

Mood

[@taruyu]

But did u understand it

[@Ken_neThT]

Did you submit the worksheet as "Did not understand anything whatsoever"?

[@hatsune_micoo]

LAVIE CHU PFP?!!!!

[@acesinger6092]

I really hope that “don’t want to become a lawyer but don’t want to disappoint my parents” is doing alright. I really hope they find what makes them happy and are working towards the job that THEY want, not the one that their parents want

[@aerodynamic6668]

Or they are having fun being a lawyer now

[@camojoe83]

Parents want you to be something that keeps you out of their wallet. Like a doctor, lawyer, architect... You'll make your own that way.. and if you cant be one of those, they want you to become a logger. That way you won't be around long enough to cost them much after you move out the second or third time.

[@lukeydaidot.3752]

@camojoe83 Bruh they just want you to do well financially if they wanted you out of the house and that was the end of it they could just kick you out at 18

[@camojoe83]

@@lukeydaidot.3752 my previous reply was deleted. Unfortunately. If you can't swim by the time you're 18, it's your parents' *responsibility* to throw you in the water at that point.

[@k__hn]

@@camojoe83what

[@CandyinjectionX]

Y'know I was feeling super low today, but I think hearing Matt put his entire being into BARKING into the fucking mic has boosted my mood significantly.

[@cabbage_cat]

it was a full moon when he recorded this

[@Kai_The_Kai]

@@cabbage_cat 💀

[@TJ-hg6op]

@@Kai_The_Kai he went into wolf mode for a sec there

[@cabbage_cat]

@@Kai_The_Kai SHHHKKHHUUULLL EMOJIIIIII

[@Kai_The_Kai]

@@cabbage_cat this deserves a heart from Matt Rose

[@sprouttthestrawberry]

The more I watch Matt Rose, the more I realize how well he represents the definition of “chaotic neutral”

[@Samimationss]

He just sits back and watches the world burn

[@mallowanimationsyt4646]

He would do that tbh

[@Spongyboi897]

Then, he would be chatral.

[@mikeyy_zip]

Nah but bffr he would watch a doctor perform surgery and say "we finna do some trolling 😈"

[@Aaron_NEO]

Chaotic Neutral is the best

[@thisisliterallymydisplayname]

When you realize that Matt is always reading everything in uppercase and just puts more strain on the letters that are actually uppercase 😀

[@vannillaAJofficial204]

he also reads typos and keyboard smashes like theyre a language

[@hypnotoadcursesyou]

and he does it so effortlessly, too he doesn’t even stutter

[@Maria.Mirabella]

It’s honestly amazing

[@ads__]

he also speaks emoji

[@Space-wq3cr]

For once I have something to add to this. There was a point in high school which I had become so frustrated with Canvas and the fact I couldn't find an assignment so I changed the name to something along the lines of "I can't find this assignment in canvas so I have elected to name it something so unique that finding it will be comparable to butter falling through a butter shaped hole lubricated with margarine specifically the brand known as I can't believe it's not butter" in all caps. My teacher then let me know that she found the title to be hilarious.

[@psyduckrules]

That was interestingly specific.

[@superNova5837]

r/suspiciouslyspecific

[@metarcee2483]

I once wrote a paragraph that had to be paraphrased from a book. The paragraph was on Cordyceps, and I named the file "Help! The zombie ants are attacking!" My English teacher thought it was hilarious.

[@arthurpaivabarros6749]

Am scris odată un paragraf care trebuia parafrazat dintr-o carte. Paragraful era despre Cordyceps și am numit fișierul „Ajutor! Furnicile zombie atacă!” Profesorul meu de engleză a crezut că este amuzant.

[@maggyf3932]

​@@arthurpaivabarros6749 why though??

[@Me-wx1mt]

The moral of the story, always name your documents something fucking insane. For the thrill of the risk. Just to feel something.

[@icydelon]

i *wholeheartedly* agree

[@alqdsemper221]

This. I am confident in my ability of being a giraffe on wednesdays.txt Do not remember what tf these notes where about, but I won't forget them, ever.

[@user-pr6ed3ri2k]

names the document to "something fucking insane"

[@theunknowman12]

Yes the pure panic i experienced when i accidently send "le funny painting gas man" as a title to my history assignment

[@Me-wx1mt]

@@user-pr6ed3ri2k I’m proud of you

[@BlackFlagHeathen]

The fact this is so common means college professors, instructors, teachers, TAs, etc. definitely talk and laugh about the best and funniest assignment names they’ve had submitted to them by clueless and forgetful students.

[@Alicia-zf3nq]

I just became a TA. You better bet I'm going to share the funny assignment names with the professor. In fact, after this video, I'll be disappointed if there aren't any

[@genericname2747]

​@@Alicia-zf3nq We eagerly await the silly names

[@ashstargloww]

1: my dad's friend is a teacher, and she gets funny names all the time 2: okay okay my thing I do with assignments is name them "the [insert topic] of all time™️" until I turn them in. I've turned in a "The Genetics of All Time™️" by accident

[@pickledkool-aid]

Today one of my professors told our class that someone wrote a smiley face instead of their name on a recent quiz, so it seems this stuff can happen on paper too lmao

[@Alicia-zf3nq]

@@pickledkool-aid That's something I would accidentally do. One time during a Maths exam, I had to actively stop myself from writing a smiley after each answer because I was so happy to have solved the equation. Looking back, this professor was definitely the kind of person to appreciate the smileys

[@idunno6810]

I love how instead of saying “quack” he replicated the perfect quack

[@cellina.starfire]

And how he actually barked 🐶

[@user-pr6ed3ri2k]

399th or 402thliket3rdcmtnr

[@thedracobunny]

700th like. No one cares but it makes me happy lol :) Also agree that quack was stunning

[@idunno6810]

@@thedracobunny cool :D

[@MCisAwesome95]

Matt shouting "SKA-H U L L-EMOJI" at the top of his lungs gives me life and joy

[@bananagamer2074]

Fr Bro💀

[@QueenGreenflame]

I once submitted my social studies essay without double checking it, but then a day before it was due, I had some spare time so I decided to look at it, AND I FOUND OUT I HAD LEFT IN THE "idfk and idfc" IN ONE OF THE SENTENCES 😭😭

[@kendan06]

I'm in a film class, and it's almost unheard of for students to actually name their files professionally. This leads to a lot of fun presentations where the teacher reads out stuff like "IDFK," "commercial project - third reshoot's the charm," and "cinnamontography hehe."

[@kaboomgaming4255]

That sounds like a wonderful class

[@metarcee2483]

I am a full blown film student, and I try to name my files professionally, in case they end up in my portfolio. I want to impress potential investors, you know.

[@psyduckrules]

@@metarcee2483 I would think it unfair if ‘employable as fuck’ didn’t count for that.

[@psyduckrules]

Cinnamatography, if you pick apart the morphemes, or whatever they’re called, should mean written cinnamon.

[@superNova5837]

@@metarcee2483my adobe illustrator layers are awful

[@JackWithASnack]

I literally have never given a file a sensible name, its always something stupid like 'how to abandon billionares in space' or 'infinite potato glitch gets patched' for things like 'design a reusable spacecraft' or 'The Irish Potato Famine'

[@organizer.spaztasticc3541]

I love that they're still related to the essay topic. Makes it even funnier

[@JackWithASnack]

@@organizer.spaztasticc3541 ain't no fun with random shit now is there

[@schrodingerskatze4308]

That's the kind of name that my teachers would give the pdf with the homework they send us. Only my chemistry teacher always named his "Bleibe froh und heiter, wie der Frosch am Blitzableiter". You can try and see if google translate translates it accurately, I'm too lazy to do that.

[@minecraftify95]

IM GONNA CREATE THE "INFINITE POTATO GLITCH GETS PATCHED" CAN YOU GIVE ME PERMISSION sorry for caps

[@JackWithASnack]

@@minecraftify95 if you wanna start another potato famine then go right ahead

[@BlackFlagHeathen]

Last semester I forgot to delete “FUCK THIS BULLSHIT-ASS ASSIGNMENT, I’M GETTING WASTED” from the bottom of an essay for my ethics class before I submitted it. My prof highlighted it and commented, “I highly recommend proofreading before submitting essays in the future.”

[@rans0mware]

I bestow to you the highest honor I can give you: An audible exhale throught the nose

[@isoceptic]

L

[@psyduckrules]

That reminds me of using the word ‘floccinaucinihilipilification’ three times in single school paper. And it was grammatically correct. It also reminds me of when a teacher chewed me out for using the word ‘angiosperms’ in a school paper.

[@dustybooks_]

i think i would simply pass away if that happened to me

[@maggyf3932]

​​@@psyduckrules I didn't know the English language has such a long word. What does it mean? And angiosperms? So by me, I used to make up words, or new versions of words in my high school days - like funish, hysteriated... or mix in words of different languages (or totally made up words) and drop them into my writing assignments here and there. No one ever corrected me or asked what those words meant.... Note: We were a religious bilingual school where we also learned a low level of a third language... So I used to think whether the teachers assumed these words were something in our religion which they didn't know and were embarrassed to ask, or the other languages, or both... lol. So I took the liberty and had some fun. Oh yeah my little aunty a drop older than me helped me come up with the nonsense when we did homework together.

[@Octogear]

Hi! I am the person at the end of the video, for context: The file name is quite literally. (It's a Lady Dimitrescu 3D mousepad, hence the Big Tiddy Vamp Mommy 🥵🥵) Yes, it might have reflected my overall professionalism as an artist and a business owner. I cried then, but I laugh at it now, (and then cry a little again 🥲) I puffed air through my nose watching this (as I was dying inside, a little) 10/10 homie 👍

[@ghosthuntermike2592]

Congratulations for the blunder.

[@Xnoob545]

How did the person you sent it to respond

[@sarij3950]

Seeing yours immediately made me think Dimitrescu, so it was a job well done on aptly naming a project ;)

[@freyamcbain4160]

I usually named my documents very boring things like “module 4 task 5” and sent them as that, but i was having an awful time and was getting less than 3 hours of sleep a night every night, so I titled and submitted a document called “I am so bloody tired” without remembering to change it. Also one called “Send Help”

[@iseneau27]

I once sent my math teacher a document that I named "Exercices de souffrir", which translated means "Tasks of Suffering". Unlike all the examples in the video, I did this with 100% intentionally.

[@jeffoneto278xd]

We are twins. As an American, I named my P.E. assignments during the pandemic "Exercises of torture" every time. No wonder that teacher didn't like me..

[@deicienphnompenh9573]

Exercice de souffrir doesn't really make sense for me and I'm an french speaker.

[@iseneau27]

@@deicienphnompenh9573 Neither am I! I'm from Luxembourg who's forced to study certain subjects in french without having actual french skills... what would you name those tasks?

[@deicienphnompenh9573]

@Kiryu chan I agree.

[@Kittycathead]

i name my files weird stuff and leave them because i see no reason to change them back

[@whitelilyswife]

Matt's voice is oddly entertaining just by itself

[@Spongyboi897]

If a movie were to be released with Matt Rose voicing the main character, I don't know if it'll be the most chaotic film ever.

[@matthewturcotte5079]

Especially when onomatopoeia is involved!

[@cheese1627]

Cheese

[@encryptedatrest]

Omfg yes

[@tallic967]

Matt Rose don't need no autotune 🥶

[@MxNEWCASTLE]

I nearly named an essay on George Orwell's Animal Farm "gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss" while delusional due to lack of sleep. So glad I came to my senses.

[@aarasko]

THATS HILARIOUS

[@tealfroggy5700]

Sums up the plot perfectly tbh

[@wingerwc]

I fucking hate the book Animal Farm. Who the fuck wants to read a book about farm animals doing politics?

[@aarasko]

@@wingerwc me

[@tealfroggy5700]

@@wingerwc The point is it's an allegory about the Soviet Union's communism. Thought Orwell wrote it in plain English so everybody could understand how the system wasn't good after all

[@thebestsrishti]

One time in 7th grade I submitted a math assignment and the file name was "I hate maths" or something. I didn't change it and turned it in. My teacher left a remark that said "I know you hate maths, but please bother enough to change the file name before you upload it". that was three years ago and I still remember it

[@door-chan]

Funnily enough, the creative writing file name being that you're not creative enough for a title is a pretty fun and kind of creative name, due to the irony

[@MyUsersDark]

Kind of unoriginal nowadays though

[@crazy_pyromaniac]

@@MyUsersDarkyeah, way too many jokes and ideas are around being "meta".

[@rowan404]

For someone who was always the weird kid, I sure had normal file names. I never even had to change a file name before submitting it because I always called it what it was. Like, during my fanatic Christian phase, I literally quoted the Bible _and_ my favorite movie in the same essay, which had the unassuming title of, “Athlete Essay”.

[@n0vanox]

What is a fanatic Christian phase?? Isn’t Christianity like a lifetime commitment thing after u get baptized?

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

@@n0vanox it’s a lifetime commitment thing whether or not you get baptized, baptism is a symbol of one’s salvation, but it doesn’t have anything real to do with salvation. So uh, saying one dedicated oneself to an entire religion as a phase is pretty weird lol

[@enderkatze6129]

Maybe being the weird Kid is Why you give normal File names, and If you were normal, you'd give weird File names

[@genericname2747]

​@@n0vanox You don't have to be baptized to be Christian. I grew up religious and never even touched holy water

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

No religion has to be a lifetime commitment thing if you decide it's not for you later on. Especially if you were _fanatical_ about it, rather than just "this is a part of my identity and I take it seriously but it doesn't affect literally every conversation I have." Everyone has a different experience with religion, and I think trying to persuade everyone to join and spurning people who decide to leave are some of the worst qualities of religious communities in general. Just because someone is leaving your religion doesn't mean they don't respect it, but you sure can _make_ them stop respecting it if you stop respecting them.

[@Jeagles]

Matt Rose is a demigod who differs from mortal men in that he can pronounce literally any written word or phrase exactly as the writer intended

[@rbxless]

What about *す钉iv姊妈]七闷┃

[@noideawhoiam3855]

@@rbxless what the he- WHAT IS THAT TRANSLATION?

[@rbxless]

@@noideawhoiam3855 I MADE IT THE HELL UP

[@echoklang19]

3:15 aww oh no :(

[@DinMamma2200]

0:06 "Porch of geese *QUACK* "

[@symera7809]

I went to college to study Biology and we also had English classes for some reason. During Covid, we got online schooling and the college told us that the Biology classes are the only ones we will have and still get homework in. My English teacher still decided that we needed something to write about, so he gave us two ten page essays to write. One where we could freely choose the topic and one that had to be linked to biology. It was fine all things considered, but maybe I shouldn't have titled my paper about Neurotoxins: "Stuff to kill people with"

[@platinumchromee3191]

Well,neurotoxins were made to kill people so you are not wrong

[@symera7809]

@@platinumchromee3191 I wasn't, but he immediately assumed I was threatening him

[@menhera-tan]

@@symera7809 Should've refused to elaborate farther (jk pls don't heed my advice)

[@LocalPunEnjoyer]

I mean you’re not wrong

[@wowiexist9875]

I like to name my files things that are vaguely threatening and ominous in case this ever happens to me. It has, in fact, happened to me. I received a very worried reply from my group project classmate the other week when I accidently sent her "No one will remember you when your gone.pdf"

[@wowiexist9875]

Another favourite was when I submitted a graphic communications essay named "Everything you know is a lie.pdf"

[@Mr.Mister2]

I have some suggestions if you don’t mind “i’m sorry” “nothing is worth the risk” “goodbye everyone” “all i see is red” “dont start your car tomorrow” “dont trust anything” “adam sandler will haunt your dreams”

[@OMORIWhitespace]

​@@Mr.Mister2OH GOD NOT THE "nothing is worth the risk" ONE

[@FScotsman4472]

@@OMORIWhitespace how is that scarier than 'adam sandler will haunt your dreams'? do you not understand the unfathomable might of the sandlerverse?

[@LilacMonarch]

"please weve been trying to reach you" "youve been in a coma for years" "you need to wake up" "nothing in this dream is real"

[@MarbleMuseHasAppeared]

I once submitted an essay on social stratification. Normal abbreviated title, I checked the text, everything seemed alright. However, once submitted, the site showed a preview of the essay. I like my silly little outlines and when I write to myself, it's usually pretty crude (See the time I called Charcot Daddy Shark in my notes), so, of course, I'd done one for this one too. Which I hadn't erased before submitting. And so, the iconic incident of '1. Poor 2. Old 3. Gay and race' was born. I got it removed by asking the prof, and it's not as mortifying now, but boy did it freak me when I had just realized it. I still wonder if she ever read it.

[@spacewhalemilk]

Just turned in my science essay with ''Paul, don't forget the f*cking title again'' as my title. I'm dead💀

[@Exchanger2008]

Hey Matt, My name's Clay, I'm a huge fan of your videos and AMAZING comedic value. Thought I'd return the joy you give me by giving you a little chuckle about a story related to me watching this video. While watching, I was sipping pink lemonade from a green tea bottle I recycled (y'know like the ones you get at walmart when you're dying of thirst) and trying to see if I could make it through the video without losing any lemonade. I got to about 1:11 and spit out a little upon reading "English makes me want to drink". Just a little on the mouseboard, no big deal. Then, I got to 1:24. I spit pink lemonade all over my bed, a poncho I use as a blanket, and the computer. My mother's computer. The one she uses to grade papers and submit lesson plans at home. Safe to say, I cleaned it up, and immediately started writing this to you. Hope you read it some day, even if it's a little long. I love you, man.

[@nulcow]

The worst part of all of these file names is that they have spaces in them

[@camelopardalis84]

What's bad about that?

[@nulcow]

@@camelopardalis84 Spaces have to be escaped/encoded with ' ', '\ ', or '%20' in some situations, and it also makes the file system more messy to use and look at. It's generally good practice to not use spaces in file names.

[@eldrichhorrornya5933]

@@camelopardalis84 in the earlier days of computers and the internet, file names COULDN’T have spaces. Like, the file wouldn’t work properly if it had a name with spaces for some reason. So, people had to get creatives with dashes, underscores, and capitalization (LikeThis.exe)

[@loucantnot]

​​@@camelopardalis84 Some operating systems, pieces of software, websites, etc., really don't like spaces in files and folders name Your file may be uploaded but appear to not be here at all, or end up corrupted and unreadable, or just violently crash the whole thing It is most likely to happen on old/proprietary/badly designed networks and systems, for example schools/universities, when they have not enough funds or are a lazily managed This explanation is itself kinda lazy by the way, so feel free to correct me

[@EphemeralPseudonym]

​@@loucantnot yeah but underscores are ugly

[@HiddenPufferfish01928]

Matt never ceases to amazes me how he reads gibberish so well

[@Mythical_Being]

I did the same thing with my final paper in my History class in my junior year of high school. This paper, which was a graduation requirement, was titled "My Descent Into Madness." I never got my grade back for that paper and I wonder to this day what my teacher thought when she saw the title.

[@HyperWolf]

3:43 - the change in voice got me 😂

[@emjayrogers1987]

A couple years ago, I had to make a short film for one of my college classes. I default named the project “Untitled Fantasy” because I didn’t know what to name it yet. I ended up keeping the name through the whole process because I thought “hehe it’s like Untitled Goose Game”

[@GreasusGoldtooth]

I once submitted an assignment for my Art History class but forgot to change the title from "this painting caused my furry awakening" to something more acceptable. Still got a B on in though, so I guess I can't complain too much.

[@darkiusmc979]

Sounds about right. was it an Anubis painting?

[@catbatrat1760]

What's the title of the painting?

[@genericname2747]

Please, what was the painting

[@konornunan-reynolds8865]

today I learned the overtyrant was a furry - I assume all the gold on his model was saving up for an ogre sized fursuit?

[@Cublex]

You have to tell us what the painting was

[@whatthehecktye]

If I was the teacher, I would give out extra points for creative file names. Some of these were absolutely hilarious!

[@Snaily]

This just reminds me of the time I submitted a song I'd made for my music course with the file name “Raw Dogging My Bass.wav." Attached alongside it was a document detailing the production process, which I'd forgotten was called “Tutorial for sexing speakers.odt." I checked at least a dozen times before submitting anything from then on.

[@SilverDragonMoon18]

Got this in my recommended during finals week. Good timing

[@js-yh]

I forgot to change the name of the file name of an end of year history essay. Sent it in named "This is worse than a grammarly ad" The name popped up when Ms was going through the submitted essays and everyone in the room got to take a 30 second long look at my creative genius whilst ms tried to find the one she was looking for.

[@Simbel]

That reminds me how during lockdown, I would just named the files that we had to send to my teachers to anything except something normal, especially my English teacher for some reason. She got pdf and docx files named after Danganronpa characters and stupid words and sentences I'd put through a Base64 encrypter so that it looked even weirder and so she couldn't read them. That was fun

[@wigwagstudios2474]

you made me look up base64 and holy shit you were a genius

[@arctohru]

Not me writing Danganronpa ships into essay titles

[@wigwagstudios2474]

WOW!!!111 you must be SOOOOOOOO QUIRKYYYYY 🤪AMIRITE>??? AND LIKE WEIRD TOO LOLLLLLL

[@rbxless]

​@@wigwagstudios2474Perchance.

[@tacothedank]

​@@wigwagstudios2474 Alright calm down Ibuki

[@BerdRyan]

We had a Urine Analysis Lab for Chemistry, and I accidentally submitted the document "Pee Lab Pre-Lab"

[@WillowWispFlame]

I had to grade in college and it was always entertaining when someone named their file something other than the standard, makes it more fun for the grader tbh

[@Spud_Farmer]

Sent my tracher a file called "the good the bad and bare minimum"

[@andano4055]

I remember doing something similar in genetics class with a document called “Beans in my Genes”

[@paigeepler]

This sounds EXACTLY like something I would have titled a document when I was an undergrad

[@kontrystie]

Still traumatized from when I handed in some reflections over a book we had read in English class. I created the document literally 2 minutes after finishing the book and handed in a masterpiece titled "we were fucking hallucinating all along?????"

[@mallowanimationsyt4646]

At this point, I’m pretty sure Matt Rose is the reason twitter hasn’t already crashed and burned.

[@AmekDzbanek]

I was chosen to design a poster for our charity event in highschool and didn't know the file name will be visible to everyone when I submitted it to the group chat so everyone, including the teacher, saw "sorry i didn't try this time I'm so depressed and don't care about anything anymore and i want to die.pdf" and that's how I got obligatory lessons with school pedagogue every week for a year lmao

[@Biblically-Accurate-Crow]

this reminded me that i had a writing assignment i called "traumadumping: poem edition" and didn't change the name i'm going to cry

[@toothlessforever27]

I was literally hoping to see a post from Matt today, I feel like I just manifested this- and oh my god as an American history nerd I CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN HOW “BENESUCKMYDICT” HAS ME ROLLING 😭 But in all seriousness, Matt, you are the best, I cannot put into words how appreciated you are 👏

[@toothlessforever27]

O my fuckin god I have been _noticed_ - given the amount of smiles and laughs I’ve got out of this channel, I’m glad I could hopefully make you smile as well! 🥲

[@miau6451]

If you ever want to have a similar laugh - this is so unrelated but the joke reminded me of one of the early scenes in the "Shakespeare in the Park" interpretation of "Much Ado About Nothing," which I'm currently reading in my English class. Once you see it, you'll see the similarity LOL Edit: Clips on KZbin, full thing on Dailymotion!

[@toothlessforever27]

@@miau6451 Alright then 😂

[@frogcreeperproductions6232]

beneficial cookiepatch

[@toothlessforever27]

@@frogcreeperproductions6232 That is… a new one 😂

[@YokiDokiPanic]

This made me glad to be 31 and going to school in the still mostly analog days where this couldn't happen. I would have definitely done stupid shit like this if I hadn't.

[@stormdoesgaming8919]

When I was in college two years ago, I took a class in Film and Media Production. For our final we had to do a video project; I filmed and edited it, but like with all other video projects back then I had to send it to my brother's computer since he had Media Encoder and could fully render and finish the raw file, and then send it through Canvas on my account. Well, as I emailed the final project to him, I wanted to make sure he saw it, so I titled the file "HERE IT IS IDIOT". He unfortunately didn't realize that was the file NAME, and so rendered the video, completed it, and uploaded it to Canvas. For my professor to see. Thankfully I never took a class with that professor again lmao.

[@psyduckrules]

LOL!!!!!!!

[@__grimmkind__]

Praise these people that have creativity for file names. Laugh or say "That's sad" for forgetting to change the file name in the last moment. And by the way the "i hate assigments too" caught me offguard 💀

[@f1reflam3]

3:10 is just sad

[@moth-likecreature5668]

I had a group project in my French class where we had to make a slideshow of what topics we learned over the semester. Turns out one of the other members titled the first slide "your mum" and we forgot it was there until our teacher pulls up "your mum" on the entire screen to the class.

[@sillycreatures_]

why does this feel like something that would happen in my old french class 🤣

[@fastral7769]

4:58 more like PTSD

[@guillembosch5625]

About a week ago I submitted an important essay on which I had to get a 7/10 to pass (because I had failed one previously), and I literally sent it as "i NEED to get a 7" It was funny when the teacher gave it to me (printed), with a 7,15/10, saying that he didn't know wether to laugh or feel threatened for its title

[@airith_idk]

Submitted my English final as “I am going to end it” and had to talk to the guidance counselor after it

[@Brokefumo666]

Best thing i've ever read today XD

[@OnyxGD1]

3:59 "FOOOKIHN ROOOUR"

[@TheBreadDemon]

4:12 HE DID THE CARDINAL SIN OF LEAVING OUT THE SKULL EMOJI

[@saintaura]

4:19

[@11sla..X]

sku-HULLL emoji*

[@meiguess6765]

Matt *actually* barking after “I hate my life” just made my entire day

[@damond4346]

one time i was judging the udders on dairy cattle & forgot to rename the file so my teacher got to see "tig ol bitties: cow edition"

[@ChickentNug]

lmao

[@quirkypoint]

yfm

[@goooosedown]

the effort put into the accurate barking noises 😭 and 'the big boy' degree thesis LMAO

[@cadobean]

This is probably going to get buried but whatever. I had a really shit day and this is just the thing I needed. Thank you Matt, you are one of the only reasons I’m still alive. When you upload it makes my day, I can’t thank you enough. ❤️

[@exinon5092]

I am sitting here working on a lesson trying not to laugh so loud I alert anyone, I did not expect Matt to actually bark I am losing it.

[@edeasley144]

Naming your file something quirky virtually guarantees this will happen to you. It's like staring the gods directly in the eye while trying to steal their ham sandwich, nothing good can come of it.

[@junoniathesilkwing4221]

Named a file of stuff for my therapist “(Therapist’s name) Shit”. During our video call she asked me to share my screen so we could look at the file together. I forgot that a) I’d named the file that and b) that she could see what I’d named it.

[@thefriendlyallay]

1:11 this always gets me for some reason.

[@tetraploid5000]

i hate my life… *becomes a furry*

[@thefriendlyallay]

@@tetraploid5000 you also became a roleplayer have fum getting harrassed and bullied by no-life degenerates and trolls for having an opinion

[@tetraploid5000]

@@thefriendlyallay whar

[@thefriendlyallay]

@@tetraploid5000 the internet hates both furries AND roleplayers for some reason

[@tetraploid5000]

@@thefriendlyallay …?????? what does that have to do with anything i was just referencing the timestamp????????????

[@jordanr.2120]

Not a forgetting-to-change-the-name story, but 0:45 just made me remember that my ex kept a google doc titled "my dad" that was just an extremely high-res pic of Danny DeVito. Like, VERY high res. When they clicked on it it would take like ten seconds to fully load.

[@Cheeseisnottheworstfood]

HOW DOES ONE GET SUCH A HIGH-RES PHOTO‽‽‽‽‽

[@D0MiN0ChAn]

I honestly can't imagine any teacher/prof not having a total a blast with some of these clever puns relating to the topic at hand! 👌 Straight A's in my book!

[@ishxxl]

3:54 person named mov:

[@MURDERPILLOW.]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@LAyersFur]

O_O

[@SkeletonLand368]

Oh no . . . Mov is coming for Tyler . . .

[@justanotheranimeprofilepic]

That law professor may want to check on his student. That is not an attitude you want to have on your first assignment and it makes me genuinely worried for their mental wellness

[@flameomydrhotman]

I contributed this once. I wrote a paper for my friend and she didn't change the name of the file from "sandytiddies" so that was the title of her paper for class. To this day I regret nothing.

[@dxrkoner]

i sent one for an alzheimers project as "you know who else suffers from dementia? you know who else suffers from dementia? you know who else suffers from dementia?" and then quicky changed the name.

[@v-14415]

why did you change the name?

[@dxrkoner]

@@v-14415 teacher already didnt like me + took the project really serious + dementia runs in her family so

[@TyTEI]

When I was in college I never changed my joke file names if the file name didn't impact my grade. I often got a few laughs from my family about doing it.

[@Alicia-zf3nq]

I had a classmate that asked a professor if we get graded for the title. She said we don't, so he made it his goal to always give his assignments funny names. This led to our group presentation about an author in which our title page introduced the author as "Mr Naso, aka a little bitch". The professor loved it

[@genericname2747]

I once had a teacher tell me that naming my essay "Creative Title" was hilarious. I didn't even mean to. It was a placeholder for something better

[@IRllyLikeDeathSitter]

@@genericname2747 Lmao, is your username the same situation?

[@genericname2747]

@@IRllyLikeDeathSitter Yes actually. I realized this was funny so I kept it

[@CoingamerFL]

1:49 someone make a remix of this

[@exyro]

​@Cracked Mask where

[@exyro]

@Cracked Mask LMFAO

[@jauxro]

I'm feeling slightly better about ending an essay with "In conclusion I don't know jack." to meet the word count now

[@clare.618]

I did a similar thing about 2 years ago - I wrote a poem about souvenirs I have saved from vacations and stuff, which I keep in a box. The file name is just "the box". But because I got some of those items from Disneyland, I wrote, at the top of the doc where the title goes, "voicing a disney fairy"

[@JetFalcon710]

I rarely, if ever, name my files in a professional manner -- as a result, I have turned in a lot of school presentations with funny names, such as: - A Thing I Have to Do to Not Fail This Flanking Class _(a presentation on Civil War weaponry)_ - Vehicular Manslaughter _(a slideshow about several interesting cars)_ - B R I G H T N E S S . _(a presentation on stars)_ - NEEEEEEEERRRRRRDDDD _(a project on what I geeked out about)_

[@ViktorValentine]

I can’t get through one of Matt’s videos without laughing like crazy. These videos are perfect

[@joobletmaster5000]

I write all my emails in fancy formats because I was taught to, and I go out of my way to make my documents look neat, but nobody had ever taught me to make my file names fancy as well. I regularly turn in essays with file names such as "Why," "Jesus Help Me," "God has left," "I hate this." The only time a teacher has ever commented on it, was when I signed into virtual Spanish class to my teacher sadly talking about how offended she was that one of her students titled their assignment, "Spanish Homework Yada Yada."

[@wumwum42]

I cant stop laughing at the mental image of a perfectly written email, a very formal essay, but everything is ruined by the file name "StupidEnglishEssay.pdf"

[@superNova5837]

My blender files and adobe stuff isn’t much better One of them is just called uuuuuhhhhhh.aic

[@choerrily]

This gave me flashbacks to the time I accidentaly submitted a university entrance essay and forgot to change the title which was "Cool swaggy frogs" I didn't get in :(

[@spacem80]

Reminds me of how in high school during quarantine in science class how I titled my notes. We'd do different sets of notes per week and submit them to Google classroom so they could be graded. For the first couple of them I called them "Notes" like normal, but as the months went by I started titling them stuff like, "Noooootes", "Newts", "Tones", and "Needles." Teach never commented on that, but I imagine she was probably somewhat amused. I know I would be if a kid sent in a note sheet titled "Needles."

[@sujar813]

“Me crying because i dont want to be a lawyer but also dont want to disappoint my family “ 💀💀💀💀

[@silvercandra4275]

I'Ve repeadetly sent people files that were just named key smashes, and one time one was just "shit man". None of these were as embarrassing, as when I realized my brother had taken my USB stick, before a presentation, and created a folder titled "big fckn bepis"

[@superNova5837]

At least half of my blender files are this if I bother to render them I’ll fix the file name for the output so sometimes it turns into kcghguckkcghjgckkgfjkcgh.blend outputting waves.png

[@wintershock]

Last year I started a thing where I give my files human names until I hand them in. I forgot to change one of the names and my teacher got a document that was simply titled Wilson.

[@TheBritishDragong]

Omg I MUST start giving all my google docs human names thank you for this

[@datcat11scratch]

0:50 there's a stroke on the word "essay" because bots will spam your tweet if they detect that word

[@Wildflower485]

Why is that?

[@erikapavedtheway]

​@@Wildflower485they're bots that will apparently help you with writing essays so they reply to tweets with essay in them to get business or whatever

[@datjasminecat]

i was like these kids have weird pronouns these days (im trans)

[@matthewmckee3762]

To be fair, Freddy D was, in fact, among the hunkiest men of the 1800s, closely contesting the title with Abraham Lincoln, Edwin Thomas Booth, and Herman Melville.

[@kingofallhallowseve]

As someone who saves PSDs as the most random names.. boy am I glad my photographer teacher is a chill dude. Once while I was working he saw that my file was called “Ihatephotoshop” or something similar and asked about it. Honestly, it’s a miracle I haven’t said more swears in that class

[@rainfriend8794]

I named my thesis on a vegetarian topic "Bachelor Veggie" and knowingly submitted it like that

[@DinoOnACactus]

I’d once written an English paper about the use of darkness as a symbol in literature. The paper’s title? “Dark Dark Goose.”

[@comradewindowsill4253]

once wrote a paper titled "On Grass". it was a comparison of lawn alternatives on 6 different factors. took until the prof gave me a weird look during office hours to realize that there was an alternate reading of that title.

[@stapler942]

After a lot of programming assignments I've acquired a habit of naming everything with underscores instead of spaces, or camel case if the other files in my folder happen to look that way. Now it feels weird any time a file name has spaces in it.

[@RiftBrawl]

i use underscores to make it feel like im good at programming (😢)

[@Mars-music763]

This is the only reason we can leave Twitter up and running Purely experiencing the intriguing sound of Matt barking is reason enough

[@meghwati8373]

I once submitted my written code assignment as "Ass3" and I had to submit a hard copy too where every page had "Ass3" printed on it.

[@ahha6304]

I love naming my files in sequel, once I got a work it a person named Fred, and his work came in 3 times, so first file was Yabba Dabba Doo, then Yabba Dabba Did and Yabba Dabba Done

[@internetduck1520]

When I was in college I frequently called my assignments "[subject the assignment was on] innit" and multiple times the teacher read out the title to the class whilst checking everyone had handed them in 💀