Tweets that People Wrote in their Dreams

[@IL0veCqts]

Ed balls.

[@MrFourchords]

Ed balls.

[@Matt_Rose]

Ed balls.

[@mysterypotionx]

Ed balls.

[@EpicNoobx]

Ed balls.

[@turkey_sandwhich]

Ed balls.

[@kaleenar963]

The “woke up with a bloody nose” and “what do you nihil?” are gonna be etched into my brain forever.

[@MmmHuggles]

That sounds exactly like how a British person would reply to that tweet too. (the bloody nose one)

[@Vox-Multis]

I feel like both are examples of the subconscious actually being kind of clever. Best thing mine ever did in a dream was give me a toy mechanical oar-propelled watercraft that I called a "roboat".

[@Gremlinne]

Gee thanks, Adam, now THAT'S gonna be etched into my brain forever /lh@@Vox-Multis

[@renakunisaki]

I once solved a programming problem in a dream. The solution really worked!

[@DoroNijimaru]

​@@Vox-Multisi want to know if the obama reverse card one really didn't understand what it meant. wild that your subconscious would pick something so fitting while your conscious has no clue it even fits at all. they might have been talking about not understanding what the dream meant though, but if they meant the uno card, that's really interesting

[@dinjocarville7466]

Last week I dreamt I was pouring a pot of chilli onto the ground in the woods while Matt narrated, repeating the phrase “Dylan, you’re a villain”. My name’s not Dylan.

[@theneverwatcher9860]

GOOD JOB YOU"RE NOT A VILLAIN

[@cabinfever5730]

The Stanley Parable be like:

[@cuckoobrain7999]

Should be a song title

[@Artificer_]

@@cuckoobrain7999 Dylan, you’re a villain (My name’s not Dylan)

[@Artificer_]

oh god that feels like a fanfic title oh no

[@gosha305]

The fact all of these either end with "and it got 1 billion likes" or "and got deleted off the platform" is very accurate.

[@Space-Milk]

"and a bomb threat"

[@xpearl_heartx]

“And 3,000 priv quotes”

[@isabelcalmelat18]

And you would retwet "I am dead now" in the morning.

[@isabelcalmelat18]

And you would retwet "I am dead now" in the morning.

[@Peachu8870]

@@isabelcalmelat18 huh

[@p0lusthegremlin]

I dreamed that I said on an online chat site I use, “Your annual breathing privileges have been extinguished,” in a random reply to someone’s comment.

[@BL0XV1DS]

Hey man, your annual breathing privileges have been extinguished. Sorry about that 😅.

[@six_buck_dlc]

Would you like to rekindle your annual breathing license, $47.99 per year?

[@B3anTheG00ber]

Should I say this in the middle of my math test tomorrow

[@maverickmurphy]

America in 100 years:

[@DimerDuck]

had a dream where I tweeted “TSA doesn’t care if you have seven model teeth in your bag” and honestly I am horrified at how true that was

[@beek.4860]

but oh brother if you've got eight model teeth... better watch out

[@Rayven_420]

​@@beek.4860My brother tried to bring 8 model teeth with him to australia last summer and they instantly executed him on the spot. Still miss him to this day.

[@S_123-r4s]

Six also triggers the alarms. I know from… Experience…

[@ctrl.alt.del.9218]

TSA? Do you mean The Salvation Army? Because if so, they care, they just can't do anything to stop it. Neither can Goodwill. My family has worked for both businesses, we know.

[@willowwisp2981]

@@ctrl.alt.del.9218 Assuming this isn't a joke, they're referring to the Transportation Security Administration.

[@lucaskennington9101]

Honestly the bloody nose one is peak comedy and it's crazy it was written by a subconscious.

[@artimator4714]

It's crazy how funny we could become because of our subconscious 😭

[@caden4858]

RIGHT???

[@no-legjohnny3691]

I just mentioned this in a different comment on one of Matt's "weird dream" videos, but my dad once had a dream where an identical version of himself told a joke that made zero sense. The dream continued on, but eventually after a series of events, the joke actually made sense and was apparently a real knee slapper. There is shit our subconscious does and knows that we don't, and the thought of that kind of concerns me.

[@louieekk]

The salmon one as well

[@Killbayne]

​@@no-legjohnny3691I believe that because he was dreaming, his state of mind and thinking was altered which made him sort of "roleplay" in the dream. As in the identical copy of himself is him talking to himself, and while being in that state he basically "rediscovered" the joke I've had it multiple times where I was half asleep and my brain was reminding me of something that happened and the other half will be like "no way??!?! that can't be real" obviously there's nothing supernatural about it, your brain just combines different memories and stimuli together to create either existing or new things (like dreaming of making a new song or art) any brain and thought alteration can turn you into a completely different person mentally

[@nerdymaple2637]

I once dreamt that I was sleepwalking and accidentally posted a bunch of Spamton porn all over my account. The only reason people were upset about it were that I wasn't crediting the original artists, but every time I tried to either delete the pictures or credit the artists, I would accidentally order unscented candles off of Amazon and send it to people's houses.

[@Vanta526]

WOW 😂

[@twilightfuntime6631]

XD

[@dpterminusreal]

what.

[@Idiotic_B_Purcell]

AHH, I SEE THOSE [[Rebels of the 34th enforcement]] HAVE RETURNED! SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE?

[@tatteryt]

LMFAOOOOOOO💀💀💀

[@skittslol1407]

Had a dream where I had to take a test or I would get killed by my professor. First question was, "there are 850 cobras on campus. Where are they?"

[@zaidalvi-r2l]

Lemme take a crack at it On campus?

[@jenniferarmstrong5271]

On campus

[@zaidalvi-r2l]

@@jenniferarmstrong5271 damn I'm good at this Next question

[@TheOne_6]

One time in a dream a giant eye gave me a task and I had to do the task or else the eye would kill me. I denied doing the task, and just before the eye killed me, I woke up.

[@Fender2007Guy]

This is just Saw getting really lazy with his puzzles, lol.

[@VeryShrimple]

The "bloody nose* one reminds me of a conversation with my brother, A British person could say "he's got a bloody knife" and you could take that 2 ways

[@unknown-otter]

Either way you should get out right away

[@h2.t2]

@@unknown-otterwhat if you only have a spoon and he wants to butter your toast

[@yanik5480]

@@h2.t2blood doesn’t taste good on toast get him to clean it first

[@C1-wz9jj]

Kinda like “Flaming torch” like it can mean literally flaming torch, but “flaming” is basically like bloody and fucking. “He’s got a flaming torch!”

[@YataTheFifteenth]

​@@C1-wz9jj could also be referring to a flashlight with torch

[@KitsunesLamentation]

The fact that these all sound like real, normal tweets probably means something.

[@catbatrat1760]

Yeah, I don't use Twitter, so idk about there, but a lot of these definitely gave off Tumblr shitpost vibes to me.

[@placeholderdoe]

⁠​⁠@@catbatrat1760all it means is that tumblr shitposting is the closest we’ve ever been to deciphering the weird science of dreams. Tumblr is just a bunch of neuroscientists in denial

[@Speed001]

Probably

[@raichouthepenguin]

the person who had to double check to see if they actually tweeted some weird shit is a whole mood.

[@echazine]

yeah I had to wake up once to make sure I didn’t text my dad in the middle of the night “you smell like cheese” or something along the lines.

[@theofficialgoofygoober]

I keep dreaming i texted my friends already, it's simaler but a real epidemic, like I'll have a WHOLE ASS CONVERSATION and have to wake up to see if i actually did it before i go back to sleep.👍👍👍

[@tw1sted_wolfy809]

Airi pfp?!

[@raichouthepenguin]

@@tw1sted_wolfy809 yes :) I don't play pjsk anymore but she'll always be my favorite character

[@Nike-gs8ig]

I once spent a whole morning feeling panicked because I couldn't remember if drunk me actually did something stupid or if it had just a dream.

[@anonymousperson5514]

I wonder how many of these were just ideas for a tweet they had so if they conveyed it as an idea they came up with in their subconscious it would seem funnier than it is, but if the tweet itself isn’t funny then the notion that it was dreamt up is what makes it amusing.

[@ElijahFinley-n5r]

iooga dooga naftooga iooga diooga is dili naftaada

[@ElijahFinley-n5r]

iooga dooga naftooga iooga diooga is dili

[@ElijahFinley-n5r]

oh, dont listen to my previous comments

[@LeoparDusk]

The one about bloody noses is genuinely clever though

[@z-e-t-aanimations8823]

I once wrote: "Smart asses are those who know where to find a butt" and woke up with that in my notes. Edit: Spelling mistake.

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

Profound words, my guy.

[@gotrickrolledyeah]

Same but the thing I wrote is "The car that flies over the past is future"

[@missykohlhepp3794]

@@gotrickrolledyeahwell that is true

[@Gulamaja]

Deep stuff

[@boredreindeer5602]

Oof

[@LyricalApathy]

What if Matt Rose had a secret evil twin named Matt Tulip Edit: y’all please stop replying it’s been months and I keep getting notifications of the same five variations over and over again I can’t D:

[@perritakittymii]

And instead of being British, he would be Dutch.

[@miHoLoverse]

What if Matt Dandelion

[@alexstuff21]

and he has a gameplay channel

[@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes]

@@miHoLoversescottish

[@mata3535]

Mickey Petunia?

[@knifebillion]

I had a dream I saw a washcloth hanging on a dishwasher rack…. The cloth had what I’d call an “inspirational” quote which read “you are the footprint.”

[@LacieAnimations]

The fact people use twitter so much they literally DREAM about it, is actually so wild to me 💀

[@glebglub]

I still have dreams of using MSN Messenger :(

[@MmmHuggles]

The topics and things that end up in your dream are things you are aware of or have seen. So, in modern times, Twitter will end up in dreams. I'm sure people dreamed of floppy disks and dialup modems at one point in time. I dream of weird esoteric crap usually relating to robots, advanced technology, the occult, and world domination. Oddly enough, I have no interest in world domination and only have limited knowledge and experience regarding the occult. I do have a great interest in advanced technology though so that's not surprising lol

[@ketaminepoptarts]

i was gonna make a joke about that but then i remembered that a few nights ago a character from the sims 3 appeared in my dream

[@sheatemyheartt]

I mean to be fair, half the time I dream about things I never even think about or do

[@Cerberus_001]

this comment reminds me of how i used to dream about using discord and remembering the most weirdest shit about it💀 me dreaming about using discord just reminds me that i use it too much 💀💀💀

[@joshgreen2366]

I use phones in dreams all the time. Once in 2004, I dreamt that I had what was basically a smartphone. Then when I woke up I was disappointed because such a thing would never exist.

[@Xnoob545]

Must've freaked the hell out when one actually came out

[@UZI_234]

That's kinda cool to me!😸

[@curiouscreator8806]

you predicted the future in a dream back then, wow

[@NiennaFan1]

Your dreams came true!!!

[@40Ccents]

i guess dreams do really predict the future

[@rock.arrrght]

the decrescendo and crescendo on “che ese” was so perfect

[@ronan-outoftime]

musical genius matt rose

[@Crimson_Cheetah]

Glad someone else appreciates that moment as much as I do

[@mehizcringe]

*CHEEEEEEeeee* *eeeeeeEEEEESE*

[@ZytraOfTheZombieVariety]

Kinda cringe but I have the power!

[@accrdn5]

It is like this Doppler's effect when a car drives next to you

[@triplepickles]

I was sick and I fell asleep and shouted "I WAS BORN AT 7 HOURS AND 28 MINUTES, REVENGE REVENGE"

[@connordalton7316]

I had a dream where I tweeted "There's a reason Waldo wears red, if he wore rainbow underpants it would be too easy!" I then got permanently banned.

[@kaicraftman]

😭😭😭

[@lisachiappetti6092]

I'm sorry you got banned for telling the truth lol

[@30-50FeralHogs]

Rhythm Heaven pfp

[@jester333]

voice of our generation

[@ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy]

@@30-50FeralHogs Pumpkin smoking a really big cigar pfp

[@ariartsy9220]

I'm realizing Tumblr is just tweets made in dreams. Every single one of these would have a million notes

[@sasha-is-eepy]

so fucking real. i met one of my best online ~acquaintances~ because i posted the phrase “egg is just future meat”

[@memesoverdreams3969]

Fun seeing fellow tumblrinas in the Matt Rose comments

[@ArcanineEspeon]

You're absolutely right. I especially thought that (independently of you lol) about "*hatches from an egg* 'hello.'" More specially, I wondered if it would get more notes when posted by i-am-a-fish, pukicho, or gaudi.

[@ArcanineEspeon]

I also read my own comment in Matt Rose's voice.

[@PurgatoryProductions1]

@@ArcanineEspeonthat is very puki coded

[@beek.4860]

Once dreamed I made a meme that was just an image macro of some mountains with the text "LESBIANS: BEANS IS PESTO," so when I woke up I actually posted it and an internationally wanted criminal reblogged it. Which was much, much weirder than if the meme had just stayed in my dream.

[@kaitlynwickham6237]

Truth really is stranger than fiction.

[@YourPlaywright]

Please elaborate, I am begging you

[@ChronicallyOnlineINTP]

HELP WHAT

[@korrochime2432]

W. Who???

[@keadraws]

HUH?!

[@Gust_The_Man]

I once dreamt i replaced Cory from Dude Perfect on the Overtime series and then we go outside to do Get Crafty and Sparky says "Best cake wins, fellas" and the members got to work meanwhile i didnt know what to do because i dont know how to bake a cake, so quickly i ran up some conveniently placed stairs and baked a cake myself. When it was over, Coby built the Elizabeth Tower, Garrett built a giant rectangle, Cody built air and Tyler built a giant minecraft redstone contraption (which Sparky accidentally broke it) and when it was my turn, my cake turned into a giant pile of sand, and for no reason, Sparky pulls out a cigarette and stirs the sand. And in the final, i end up winning Get Crafty

[@SpideyWarsStudios]

Your "People doing _____ in their sleep" videos are always some of my favorites I

[@Pet_VibesCce]

@@p-__ impossible

[@J4YNORMOUS]

​@@p-__ let us smell then. Or else they aren't

[@BKFL38]

​@@p-__ fart on me

[@spacekid9680]

I eat in my sleep. Caused me to gain like twenty pounds! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Matt_Rose]

It's a reliable source of gibberish! 😊

[@Wolfie54545]

I had a dream I stole Neil Armstrong’s space clothes then got a tweet Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong “knew what I did” and were “coming for me.” Scariest shit ever.

[@M4rsIsR0tteN]

run

[@TheCatstronaut]

uhhh

[@The_FireExtremeProd]

You now have 23 hours

[@brf_wrestlingfigs]

@@The_FireExtremeProdthe fact that the OP’s comment was 23 hours ago as I’m reading this is scary

[@CountDooku420]

Neil Armstrong coming back from the dead to come for you:

[@sophiadelgado9754]

9:52 was not looking at my screen and the sudden transition from a “flat” sound to surround sound coming through my headphones while walking down a dark hallway nearly made me shriek in terror. It was like you suddenly manifested right behind me. Need a minute to get over that one.

[@blizzard_the_seal9863]

SAME DUDE I THOUGHT THOSE FIRST TABLE SOUNDS WERE IRL IT FREAKED ME OUT LMAO

[@UnkownWonders]

Run

[@NaveeSeal]

This video made me look up who Ed Balls is, and now I'm wondering why does Britain have a position called the Shadow Chancellor????? It apparently means a person that's supposed to "shadow" a different chancellor, but the name _Shadow Chancellor_ is the most ominous name you could have for a position of parliament

[@AndreiTupolev]

The Chancellor of the Exchequer is the fellow in charge of the economy, and the Shadow Chancellor is their counterpart on the opposing party, whose job it is to point out what a rubbish job the government is doing

[@albinidk183]

Right after "Chilli flakes and ice water" I got an ad that started with : "do not try this at home"

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

I’ve never dreamed about tweeting, but last night, I dreamed that I received a very long text from an unknown number berating me for being rude at a restaurant I’ve never been to, and they called me by name so I know they didn’t send it to the wrong person. The first thing I did when I woke up was to check my phone and make sure I hadn’t actually received such a text.

[@limekitty810]

Not twitter but I once dreamt about doing an entire D&D campaign with my group over discord roll20 and voice chat. It was zombies, and my character got infected early on and kept having to roll Con saves to resist the infection getting worse -and eventually, when she turned right as they were going to finish the cure, the DM let everyone do an anime-style fight scene where they try to call out to her and save her even after she's become a zombie. They did save her, and after that, there was a very touching group hug that I found so moving that I drew art of it after the session was over. None of this was real, but it would've been REALLY cool if it was

[@meowymeowz3948]

what

[@artemiwilson3702]

How the.

[@ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy]

Spongebob be like: I'm Spongebob

[@PhantomGato-v-]

Did you draw a recreation irl?

[@gattasara]

Cool! I like ur dream! Im gonna steal It! >:)

[@hr_3m0_fk_rv5u2]

6:53 I would unironically retweet that if it were a real tweet. lmfao

[@tarah._.]

I love it it genuinely looks like a shitpost

[@KasaiRayquaza]

I work in a library. The other night I had a dream that we were setting up a book display and the theme was "peanut butter": we just dumped an entire tub of peanut butter on each book. We also just randomly had jars of peanut butter at random around the display. I had many concerns throughout the dream, such as "Isn't this a health risk? A peanut butter allergy person could just accidentally touch our display and die!" and "When this display is done, how are we going to get the peanut butter off?" No one listened to my logic, though. All my coworkers thought this was a great idea. Edit: Read the replies; you won't regret it. XD

[@beepboopboopbeep3]

At first I misread "concerns" as concerts so I just assumed you were having concerts about peanut butter books **I am so dumb**

[@KasaiRayquaza]

@@beepboopboopbeep3 I mean that would've made the dream 10x more chaotic. I think I like your version better. XD

[@gracecalfee1270]

this made me laugh really hard for some reason lol

[@forgotmyoldanonymousaccount]

​@@KasaiRayquazaand now for Kasai's new single "isn't this a health risk" Books Covered in peanut butter Don't you think that there is a better Way to run this library Than to make our books covered in peanut butter and jelly Hey! And isn't this a health risk Hey! And isn't peanut allergies fairly common Hey! And isn't this a health risk Hey! And isn't this going to invite rodents to come in

[@KasaiRayquaza]

@@forgotmyoldanonymousaccount This was art; thank you. XD

[@avauntic]

I dreamed that I was walking to the bus with my mum, and when we got to the bus stop, I noticed that my trousers were missing. When I asked my mum about it, she seemed confused, asking me what I meant. I felt really confused, while an obese naked man chugged a gallon of chocolate milk nearby.

[@NoOneImportant_02]

Oh sorry, I was that man

[@Artificer_]

can confirm, i was the chocolate mjlk

[@TinaCurry123]

i was the trousers. sorry mate, couldn't make it to school with you. was busy in the washing machine, spinning around in that lovely hot water. hope you understand.

[@radleftovers]

sorry sonny, its your mum. that man is actually your uncle, sorry you had to find out this way.

[@sweetlemons4617]

That man is your father. I can confirm i was the bus

[@alexstuff21]

I once dreamed that my friend Harrison broke into my house through my bedroom window and said, "I want socks for my balls" and then he left, then when I woke up, my window was open, i swear to god that I never opened it. I will never sleep again...

[@TheW3irdK1d]

Get him the socks.

[@alexstuff21]

@@TheW3irdK1d n o

[@Xadaj127]

@@alexstuff21 It's the safest choice. You don't know what he's willing to do for those socks, man!

[@rianmela3825]

Give him the ball socks

[@colncold]

You weren't dreaming. It happened. Give him the ball socks

[@show-stoppin-enby]

I love how all of the “and I was then banned from twitter/ I had to delete it” would all absolutely do numbers on tumblr

[@escaped_cephalopod]

ok but they would lmao

[@S0urLemonz]

13:48 imagine how traumatizing that would be- you share a picture of your dead grandpa and someone draws him getting topped by William afton or the Medic from TF2

[@oscarwillimott9296]

Or Master Roshi.

[@batsnghostz]

Hannibal

[@sidslothfan]

pyramid head

[@Intelligence_Core3]

Or Napoleon Bonaparte

[@alice_weirddom]

The ex-ruler of the aether dimension

[@GregTheBread]

I once woke up from a dream and I remembered nothing except for a KZbin comment that said “the earthworm, the fireworm, the waterworm, and the airworm reunited to form a great nation”. Wtf is going on in my head?

[@Crimson_Cheetah]

And then everything changed when the fire worms attacked

[@Timbrero]

Dreams sometimes come true

[@august6760]

poetry

[@pinkbuninja6536]

Only the wormatar, master of all four elements could stop them.

[@Gremlinne]

Still better than the Avatar live action remake

[@Staa17637]

I once had a dream where i tweeted 'Dinosaurs are just old lizards' and i got a threat from North Korea

[@andreahettich7080]

Lmao

[@narwhals4550]

Had a dream my grandad was in a chess tournament, and instead of playing fair, he killed his opponent before the match started.

[@lilyofluck371]

"The true masters of their craft know how to end a battle before it even begins"

[@giorgospapoutsakis5271]

And how did your grandad kill him exactly?

[@PastelKay5]

It’s giving 1978 world chess championship 😭

[@colncold]

valid

[@M4rsIsR0tteN]

I've done that :)

[@ParadoxPython]

"Real eyes realise real lies" sounds like a worthy successor to those "live, laugh, love" inspirational/motivational posters everyone plasters across their walls.

[@iparadigm]

that's because it is

[@jenniferarmstrong5271]

On a video from another KZbinr, I saw: "Real eyes, realize, real eyes,- *William Fries* "

[@yolandaaliceflynt3671]

Colonoscopy is indeed a gorgeous name for a girl. So easy to spell and such a beautiful meaning 💕☺️🌸

[@feuerling]

It honors the progress of medicine and how it saves lives ❤

[@theresoil]

7:06 I can't believe the REAL charlie slimecicle got featured in a Matt Rose video

[@PurgatoryProductions1]

is that actually charlie or was that just a fan account

[@catalyst539]

No what we should really be talking about is this 11:23, cjya (mario speedrunner) got featured in a Matt Rose video

[@noheterotho179]

I love the new regular Matt Rose scientific experiments sections of videos, cereal in a glass and DMing Colgate, doing hard hitting journalism like no one else 🙏

[@elcoronelkol-x4410]

Cereal Experiments Matt

[@alaoftheweek]

“Shit off.” new vocab thanks matt ‼️‼️

[@abha9002]

This uploaded right before I was going to go to sleep

[@personlookingatyoutubevideos]

nvm the bots gone now

[@Sebbiiboi]

Tell us what you dreamt

[@OfficialDUNCANOMG]

This uploaded as soon as I woke up!

[@Baku_bro]

IT’S A SIGN

[@Iluvvivi]

this uploaded right when i woke up

[@skellington8090]

For some reason, the chaotic vibe Matt has sort of reminds me of a British Deadpool. Do whatever you want with this information.

[@Jacob_Clarke]

maybe if politicians employed this strategy they would start tweeting more intelligent stuff

[@CallumsArmy]

more honest stuff maybe

[@Jacob_Clarke]

@@CallumsArmy indeed, especially the tories

[@CallumsArmy]

@@Jacob_Clarke parties? what parties!

[@Jacob_Clarke]

@@CallumsArmy it was just a business meeting with whine and cheese 🙄

[@MySerpentine]

I don't think anything could make Trump tweet intelligent stuff.

[@clayel1]

The 5:11 tweet about bloody noses and british people actually made me laugh

[@floproro4]

Same

[@capootiscrepitoos]

That one had to be on purpose, that could not have been an actual dream

[@SniperOnSunday]

Same

[@maesh3077]

And I must say, Matt Rose's British accent is spot on. No Bollocks 😃😂😂🤣💀

[@engtilde]

me not getting the joke

[@S8EdgyVA]

7:03 Barack Obama thinks YOU'RE the hot one obviously

[@stuffie5175]

Yaaaas

[@Minimaglite12]

@@stuffie5175yaas queen slayyyy ❤😍

[@Void_Th3_W0lf]

I have a collection of out-of-context KZbin comments. Yours is being added ✅

[@Cy4nne]

​@@Void_Th3_W0lf I would love to see that collection

[@CoraCreates]

@@Void_Th3_W0lfepic. Could I have a link?

[@Filves1773-n4b]

When he said "WHEN YOU DRIVIN' BONES" I felt that

[@eddykidplayzyt]

7:45 “all I know is that I know nothing” -Socrates

[@GhostyGhost1]

Matt! I have a video idea! People explain times when they messed up with sign language. Like in class, talking to deaf people, ordering at a restaurant, etc. (Messed up with sign language BADLY)

[@weird_art_kid]

My friend told me that the mewing motion means “deaf” in sign language

[@YourPlaywright]

@@weird_art_kidDepends on the local Deaf community tbh, as with a lot of signs. Where I’m from, it’s a tap on the jaw then to the ear, not a smooth motion. I’ve also seen it reversed, especially when asking someone something (‘DEAF YOU’ flows off the hands better with that motion.) Also, I’ll gladly volunteer to talk about my experiences lmao

[@weird_art_kid]

@@YourPlaywright omg please do I’m curious now

[@aynDRAWS]

I have one! I'm HoH, but I never got the chance to learn ASL because no one else in my family has significant hearing issues, and I can lip read fairly well. I actually didn't even know I was HoH until I started Uni. When I started Uni, there was a Deaf girl in my speech class. I started picking up signs from her, and we spent a lot of time together. She taught me quite a bit, and while I'm nowhere near fluent, I can fingerspell relatively fast and know basic foods and words, like bush and tree and flower. Language has always been a passion of mine, and in high school I took Japanese for 3 years. I became relatively conversational. When I was signing to my Deaf friend, I was trying to tell her that the flowers outside are pretty. But I forgot the sign for flower. So instead of fingerspelling it, my brain processed as "oh, foreign word for flower, okay" and I said はな (hana), which is the Japanese word for flower. My friend can lip read very well, but she had no clue what I was trying to say. I had just told her that Hannah is pretty. We don't know a Hannah lol.

[@weird_art_kid]

@@aynDRAWS omg that’s hilarious 😭

[@colevilleproductions]

I had a dream where I was in a willy wonka and the chocolate factory (1971)esque and also steampunk victorian britain, and I happened upon a group of apparently homeless orphans who tried to mug me. I didn’t really take them super seriously, but then I noticed out of the corner of my eye that they had an assortment of instruments in this large alley and behind a building, so I asked them, “are these yours? could you play something for me?” and they played the most beautiful piece i’ve ever heard in my life and I actually wept, and at that moment I decided to take them under my wing and become their mentor. so they began walking me to the place they were living and BOOM all of a sudden we’re caught in this whole kerfuffle with gustavo fring from breaking bad, so I send the kids away to get somewhere safe. somewhere in the mix, gus shoots a random bystander with like a small cannon (the events leading to that are more fuzzy) and so now he’s got this like 8 inch wide hole straight through his chest and so of course he dies, somehow gus becomes not a problem. so, I carried the dude’s body to the edge of the water on this huge lake that we were next to and I sent him away and cried for the second time in this dream. I reunited with the children and they showed me where they were living, and it was this abandoned factory, and at this point I cried once again and I was like “This is the best dream I’ve ever had, I’ll never forget you” and shortly after finding out the factory was actually willy wonka’s abandoned chocolate factory, I woke up.

[@colevilleproductions]

this seems too cohesive for the most part to be a dream, so I will say I removed a lot of the nonsense fluff and kept the main plot points

[@Hamza2_7272]

i like how this implies that willy wonka and gustavo fring are from the same universe. just imagining willy wonka and gustavo fring cooperating on smuggling meth through wonka's chocolate factory

[@colevilleproductions]

@@Hamza2_7272 lmao

[@sophiamadams]

So basically you just went to the Glasgow immersive Willy Wonka experience

[@blizzard_the_seal9863]

@@Hamza2_7272willy wonka absolutely both sells meth and uses it himself… it’s probably in the candy too

[@IndyMine_]

I actually did eat cereal in a cup a few times when I was younger I can confirm that it does indeed hit different

[@pinkroselite4173]

It's so nice that Matt doesn't know what Tumblr sexy men are. Let's keep it that way

[@WolfTrot]

Oh no, he read this

[@BazzarDraws]

I dont even have twitter, but had a dream I tweeted "Jesus isnt a horse" But it was in a way that felt suspicious

[@kako128]

What I’ll never understand is how people remember their dreams so well

[@alishahandley2142]

Same. I lucid dream all the time but can never remember anything other than it had something to do with water. It would be amazing to know what happened sometimes, not just know I've had a lucid dream again.

[@MmmHuggles]

It takes practice. The more you try to remember and hang onto your dreams right upon waking before you do anything else, the better you will get at it. I've gotten into the habit of when I wake up, if I recall a dream, I will not do anything until I've replayed the dream in my head and thought about it for a bit. Gives my brain a chance to store it to memory.

[@TitusX49]

Best way to remember in my experience is to start a dream journal. You just start to remember what happens regularly after a while.

[@alishahandley2142]

@TitusX49 I always think that to myself while I'm still dreaming lol. Never ends up happening though

[@bumbabees]

i just write down absolutely everything i can remember about my dreams immediately after i wake up from them. that tends to keep the memory in place. i dont always remember all of it, but most of it 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@jedi_cat_l4976]

God Matt I was having this playing in the background with headphones on and when you got to the cereal section and the audio changed I thought someone was breaking into my room

[@QeIios]

Ok, but the bloody nose dream tweet was genius.

[@strogonoffcore]

8:52 I was born at April fools day, and my younger sister was born years later in May, guess she's the May gabagool mentioned

[@wintendoatmeal]

your life is a joke (satire)

[@strogonoffcore]

@@wintendoatmeal it is for real

[@wintendoatmeal]

@@strogonoffcore wym

[@HalfBreadOrder]

​@wintendoatmeal I hate when people say this almost as much as when people say fever dream, like what is that and satire ?!

[@kj123._.]

​@@HalfBreadOrderWhat are you confused about?

[@gh0ul_tears]

i had a dream once that a game studio i followed decided to tweet "balls" out of the blue after being inactive for 2 years and then immediately deleted any and all social media presence they had afterwards

[@TheOne_6]

ed balls

[@slightlymaddog]

00:35 it unironicly makes so much sense it touches me on a spiritual level

[@l3ftward]

i love how all of these would be regular tumblr posts

[@ericaschoenberg7782]

brb gonna get tumblr famous in 2024 by making an account just for the tweets from this video 🏃

[@skapaloka222]

especially the april fools bring may gabagools one

[@N3gativeR3FLUX]

@@ericaschoenberg7782 did you become tumblr famous?

[@boppyofficialyt]

Mc dondles mcdumple - 1 meat - 1 piece of top bred - 1 piec of bottom bred - che ese - mcdn lds sauce - 1 pjnms - cook it how tf did this get 239 likes. another edit: wtf, how did this get 570 likes?

[@hourshandhacker4194]

The next episode.

[@strawb3rry_kisses]

thank you for the detailed instructions 👍👍

[@renakunisaki]

What the McFuck is this

[@Bloody_Corpses]

Noice

[@V3NUSSS1]

real

[@revenevan11]

Funny thing about the "never seeing phones in dreams" theory, whenever I try to use my phone in a dream it's glitchy and slow and nonsensical so I've been using it as a reality check to try lucid dreaming! It's worked once, but I dream about tornadoes a lot and don't see those in everyday life lol so those have worked 2 times.

[@revenevan11]

One theory on the phone thing is that the part of the brain that processes logical things like that or reflections or keeping a clock's time consistent is less active when asleep, even while dreaming 🤔

[@antimatterbee9331]

I had a dream involving a phone and I used Google Docs on it just fine after having to adjust the keyboard on it for whatever reason. I had a different dream involving a clock though, and I immediately knew something was up because 52:00 is not a time. I think it depends on the person. I am also very bad at time so maybe it's connected? I have never seen a mirror in a dream though.

[@durdleduc8520]

there's a theory about dreaming that says that not only do our general logical processing break down in our sleep (resulting in nonsensical circumstances), but also the systems that handle reading. the idea is that when you attempt to read something in your dream, your brain essentially pulls a word at random based on whatever neurons happened to be firing in that moment like we're a fucking copy of super mario world for the SNES when a glitch makes the system read from RAM. so reading a sign in a dream might result in nonsensical phrases like "bird cheese" or some shit. that's another common "am i dreaming" tip for people -- try to read something. Tom Scott made a video about it at some point, it's an interesting and frankly ridiculous concept that some people can attest to and some can't. but it would explain why your dream phones are always so glitchy -- your brain's pulling from RAM basically.

[@camouldsn]

I once tried to check the time or something on my phone in my dream and my phone had a scrolling text across it saying that I couldn't use my phone because I was asleep.

[@koiikai]

i once dreamed that i tweeted "when my bowels aren't bowling" (it had been a typo because it was me saying i was having stomach problems) and someone replied "i sure hope not!" and someone else quote tweeted it and said "when my bowels don't hit a strike". I DON'T EVEN USE TWITTER/X.

[@f1clips44]

Matt you have to make a video again about those airdrops, i loved those

[@ThomasWilliams-v5c]

Yess

[@purpl-p6745]

Last night I dreamt that in the comments of a video you'd made about "weird animal stories from people's childhood", people kept referring to you as charlie. Like: "wow, charlie outdid himself with this one" and "can we appreciate the effort charlie puts into your videos?" and it turned out Matt Rose was a pseudonym and your real name was charlie and I was the only person who didn't know.

[@RaineMcLean]

SKULLEMOJI moment

[@six_buck_dlc]

this feels like a jschlatt thing

[@whenthe1999]

​@@six_buck_dlcYou mean "Schit"?

[@six_buck_dlc]

@@whenthe1999 Here we go again…

[@TadpoleBoba]

10:01 that shirt is horrendous and i need it

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Still better than the chili flakes in ice water. Not how I wanted to start my day of fasting. 💀

[@Thelongestshrimp]

all of these would do rounds on tumblr. the april fools one got stolen and it actually did.

[@sebastiaanstok]

I do dream about cell phones, except they never work. It's a symbolism of being unable to communicate or reach out.

[@TheBlueBlur2312]

Ed Balls.

[@AverageConsumer-uj8sm]

I also had a couple of symbolic dreams. I had a dream about a floating zipline over the edge of a cliff to a destination you can't see with the ground out of sight. The fog was thick and light blue and gray and I went for it no matter how scared I was. I returned there in another dream, but it broke and I fell into a net I hadn't known was there.

[@AverageConsumer-uj8sm]

I also had one other location that showed up twice. First, a dream where we moved into a terrifying antique house with long dark hallways and strange layouts. I was hesitant, but grew to love that home. In the next dream, the fire alarm went off and we had to hide outside. We still pressed against the outside wall the best we could because there was a "hurricane" (it was a tornado) outside.

[@MatingPress]

@@AverageConsumer-uj8sm regulations are so strict these days, they're even installing safety features in dreams now

[@AverageConsumer-uj8sm]

@@MatingPress do you not have a fire alarm in your house? im terrified of fire alarms n such

[@DarthMolgy]

8:44 So this is the *EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION* I keep hearing about?

[@vadimplays4949]

So the emergency is that the frog has a knife and could stab someone?

[@DarthMolgy]

@@vadimplays4949 Exactly

[@Vanta526]

The B8TIC has snapped.

[@OlivineKisser]

I think it’s referencing the horror manwha killing stalking….

[@vadimplays4949]

@@DarthMolgy It probably wants to stab a furby

[@ej_lovesweather]

Yes I still have my original fingers.

[@glebglub]

but are they attached to your hand or just in a jar?

[@srbrant5391]

I had a dream where someone tweeted that they hated lettuce. They then got doxxed, harassed and threatened by _literal rabbits._

[@SimaNechápala]

I had a dream that I (a woman) was Bruce Willis and I had to infiltrate a mafia group to find my black socks. I found one in their mansion, then cars started to fall as the bridge above the house collapsed and I (still Bruce Willis) was frantically trying to find the other one. I found it beside my bed when I woke up.

[@Sonja147]

😂😂😂

[@Adreitz7]

12:05 If the guys in my high school had known about this, I can imagine them yelling "BOB-SON-DUG-NUTT!!!" at each other from across the cafeteria.

[@mizukittyakinyama]

to the tune of spongebob squarepants, i assume?

[@Chrysosis]

Been having cereal in a glass for over a year now. Nobody took my genius seriously. I've never felt more validated in my life.

[@ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy]

Or were you oppressed too hard to spread the genius

[@user-iy3nt5mm2v]

I am curious, what makes it better than eating out of a bowl? And do you use a spoon or just drink it like you would a beverage?

[@meridoberman6740]

@@user-iy3nt5mm2v Why don't you try it?

[@redfoxlol101]

adding the way matt says ‘fAther’ at 11:07 to the list of matt rose moments that make me cry laughing for no reason

[@JackRogers-nc5hl.]

"The godless man loves donkey kong because of the Nintendo time he wanted" what in the fucking hell of god was my brain doing

[@EduardoFerreira-yi4qc]

7:41 i assume that the following image is a picture of the hat man, he's a hallucination that can either have no eyes or have pitch white or red eyes and can appear in sleep paralysys and also benadryl overdose, a third of the world has seen him for some reason and he's a celebrity in the benadryl subreddit

[@nekomimicatears]

Always accompanied by a super bad feeling of dread, but weirdly never does anything harmful

[@windjager2177]

He's my sleep paralysis buddy (at least, ivee dubbed him that, not like he has a voice to say otherwise) he doesn't rlly do much, just stares.... I usually just close my eyes then,

[@-MarbleHornetsFan-]

12:26 No but I wouldn’t be surprised if Danny Devito saw that tweet and retweeted it lol

[@the_femboy_gravemind]

5:29 this is so funny to me idk why but it just is

[@Antifearn]

I once had a dream that Michelle Obama sent me a tweet that was just a screenshot of the Blue Meanies from the movie Yellow Submarine along with 😘😘😘. When I woke up and realized it was just a dream, I was legitimately disappointed...

[@ARandomPersonDoesArt]

4:43 *that mosquito in my room at 3am:*

[@chachathepigeon]

😂

[@goodfunnisbadart]

Chee Eese

[@audrah99]

On the "we never dream of our phones" thing- I have 100% had stress nightmares where someone I was texting responded with something negative.

[@GABEBESTX1771]

11:45 oof…… whos gonna tell em?

[@_cozyykk_]

Rando: I speak 5 different languages! Matt Rose: I speak tweet/reddit jibberish.

[@LeastInsaneUtsu-PFan]

I once dreamed a made a KZbin channel that was nothing hours of but me and my mother recording pirated WWE wrestling videos that took place in Hell and uploading them illegally to KZbin. The cops didn’t care because the video quality was so terrible (it was genuinely just static) you couldn’t even copyright it. The only time we got in trouble was because John Cena watched one of them for a podcast and then promptly proceeded to die on air. I remember frantically messaging my schools Dungeons and Dragons Discord server for help but everyone just replied with “💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥”

[@TheRealEITSRow]

You should make a video about saying things as you wake up, I'll go first. My family was camping and my brother awoke with a start and said: "five Shrek" Yeah, turns out he was dreaming about a pie chart with 5 Shreks on it

[@username5155]

I just realized the recipe at 4:38 isn’t even a double. I am severely disappointed.

[@nanardeurlambda]

12:48 I... I kind of see it though.

[@CaptainCurly_pillhater]

HOLY SHIT THATS SO FUNNY LMAOO

[@pumpkinsoda9017]

when i was 10 i dreamed that jacksepticeye died from cancer and i was so distraught that i woke up at 4 am to check if it was real

[@TheBlueBlur2312]

Yesterday i dreamed that Peter Knetter had died, get this, from pissing too hard.

[@monkeygivingthefinger]

​@@TheBlueBlur2312 seems reasonable since back then you could die from shitting too hard. dysentery, they called it

[@grantwilliams2571]

This exact thing happened to me semi-recently but with Scotr The Woz

[@AbdoKeyar]

i am 10

[@EverythingTheorist]

3:14 Fun fact about "THAT'S HOW MANY BABY'S HAVE": it's true. As a baby you have 270-300 bones and then some of them fuse together so as an adult you have 206-213. Like your skull starts out in 4 pieces so your brain can grow and then the skull fuses together into 1 bone. Also, while looking up the exact numbers for this comment I found out that counting bones is actually hard. You get different numbers when you count teeth as bones or not, among other factors, and also young adults and older adults have different numbers of bones too??

[@OkaIsntReal]

How many bones do you have?

[@TheWooperDude]

How many bones do you have?

[@Hans172.]

How many bones do you have?

[@CanisTheSeawing]

@@Hans172.5,000

[@cheese6991]

9:47 i got distracted by my cat and wasn't looking at my phone when suddenly Matt spoke and because I'm wearing headphones it sounded like he was in my room and i yelped

[@siirniighteye]

5:22 the sound effect is what gets me

[@JaloDB]

Its from ace attorney

[@siirniighteye]

@@JaloDB yes i am well aware

[@breadbug323]

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[@eteledhasanaxe]

As an enjoyer of Ace Attorney I immediately recognized it lol

[@hapineswow]

HOMESTUCK FAN SPOTTED

[@MezephelesArt]

I worry about the extent of Matt's devotion to his craft sometimes. Zero social anxiety, zero regard for himself, just The Bit.

[@JasNotTheGenre]

Mr. Rose you do so much for us (consuming/trying the wonkiest things)

[@connordlthegamer2980]

Not related to tweeting, but I had a nightmare once that my house was haunted, and it ended with me preforming a makeshift exorcism on a demon who was cycling between Asian men like a videogame character changing models. And when I say cycling, I mean like 8 changes per second.