"Hi, are these still available?" "yes" "Not surprised mate" 💀
@Thegoldenaerobar24 ай бұрын
Thats painful
@Official_SteamPUNKS4 ай бұрын
I think it was for an ugly car, idk I just remember seeing it
@x_kittrix4 ай бұрын
@@Official_SteamPUNKSwait you can buy cars on depop?
@Official_SteamPUNKS3 ай бұрын
@@x_kittrix i dont think it was on depop, i just remember it being related to a car sale, sorrgy :
@explodamite23 ай бұрын
why do npcs just like to take random quotes from the vid and add a skull emoji
@amy829103 ай бұрын
The “youth medium”/“child psychic” part got me more than it should’ve💀
@Thepeople283 ай бұрын
lol same. I’m watching this at 11:00 and I laughed so hard I woke my parents up.
@djkzrocksta3 ай бұрын
I get it now😂😭💀 and I’m DYING
@Simply_Chloe3 ай бұрын
SAME
@MagisterialVoyager3 ай бұрын
I’m wHEEZING OH MY GOR. 😂😂😂
@MagisterialVoyager3 ай бұрын
2:29 timestamp 😂❤
@GippyHappy2 ай бұрын
The fact that someone saw pre-pissed pants and was willing to buy
@De19thKingJulion2 ай бұрын
Does the stain come out or does he mostly stay in?
@ZestieeeАй бұрын
it's actually a great deal because then you don't have to piss them yourself
@LarryTheTugaGamer1511Ай бұрын
@@De19thKingJulionHe's a bit shy, but he has his more extroverted days.
@ProfessionalBugLoverАй бұрын
consider your pants peed
@Jacob_was_here29 күн бұрын
I think it was because he wanted to wash it out, or maybe it was for a completely different reason 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@Hedron10273 ай бұрын
6:16 THAT MAN’S AUTOCORRECT JUST EXPOSED HIM SO BAD 💀💀💀
@R.K_Chalkboard3 ай бұрын
Nah bro, I can't believe that's in his auto-correct. Me personally, I could never. 💀
@fatchunkybird4293 ай бұрын
you do not want to know the shit that's in my autocorrect
@CrusaderKnight20003 ай бұрын
@@fatchunkybird429 You know mobile devices have an option to erase personalized auto-predict data right?
@user-zf9ts2jd1z3 ай бұрын
but no you see he was just using a bad phone..
@flleaf2 ай бұрын
Bad phone indeed. Because my phone has google keyboard by default and it doesn't save anything nsfw to autocorrect
@sneeznoodle4 ай бұрын
I love how he describes some emojis with immense verbosity and others he just goes "æeuµghh"
@justalittleturtle56003 ай бұрын
That one meant for the boyfriend was all those emojis, and only one being a noise instead of a word, really caught me off guard. “Kissing face emoji, kissing face emoji, AUGH, heart, heart, heart”
@victorianicholls39913 ай бұрын
@@justalittleturtle5600 It's the best way to describe that one
@frenchytoast93974 ай бұрын
“I don’t do international shipping I’m afraid” “Afraid of what?” “Don’t be afraid” 😭
@princessthyemis3 ай бұрын
Lol I love that 😂
@redforest92693 ай бұрын
That's the thing with English, the "because" is optional and so is the comma.
@ninetailedfox5791213 ай бұрын
Yes thanks we watched the video as well.
@xxdrippinghaloxx17123 ай бұрын
@@ninetailedfox579121you people are so annoying
@ninetailedfox5791213 ай бұрын
@@xxdrippinghaloxx1712 You people are so annoying.
@KathyH6843 ай бұрын
5:57 Took me way too long to realize he was asking about the shirt's condition.
@hockeyhunter1233 ай бұрын
If it weren't for this comment I would be wondering what a con dishing is for the rest of the week.
@favoritemustard35423 ай бұрын
Speech to text FTW? lul
@instant_mint3 ай бұрын
Ohhh thanks to you I finally get it!! 😂😅 con dishing...
@ittybittyissy3 ай бұрын
same and only thanks to youtube captions 💀💀
@Thesmus3 ай бұрын
i was confident it was condition but for some reason the emoji made me rethink if con dishing is actually a word and that i'm just not smart enough to know it xD (i do understand now that they were trying to convey rating, aka how good the shirt was lol)
@CompletelyNormal3 ай бұрын
Always fun when people mistake an abbreviation for an insult. For example, when the nurses write "SOB" in your chart, they mean that you're having trouble breathing (shortness of breath). Understandably though, many people assume it means something else.
@IABITVpresents2 ай бұрын
That oughta hold the little SOBs!
@MichaelDarrow-tr1mnАй бұрын
This could be a video
@SebHaarfagre28 күн бұрын
Do they say "ess ouh bee" when reading it out loud, or "sobb"?
@eeveeblazelol4 ай бұрын
“don’t be scared” has the same energy as “be not afraid”
@frenchytoast93974 ай бұрын
Fr 😭
@JoPo-nk8pr4 ай бұрын
probably because it means the same thing
@StuffandThings_4 ай бұрын
Biblically accurate Spain
@lemonsmug4 ай бұрын
right, probs because they're synonyms...
@DramaticBatu4 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor
@Emiliussss4 ай бұрын
“Can you do £5 plus postage” “Nah” “didn’t ask” “Well you did” “NU-UH”
@Forest-ky1he3 ай бұрын
“Fuck you mean 'NU-UH'?”
@beefiestsurprise2693 ай бұрын
@@Forest-ky1he"ur mom"
@mozzeralleh3 ай бұрын
@@beefiestsurprise269"l+ratio"
@Justawobbledog3 ай бұрын
@@beefiestsurprise269"NuH uH"
@buckrat3 ай бұрын
The Deep Purple riff made me snort out loud! Superb sound bite precisely employed! Bravo!
@aguywithayota6 күн бұрын
Me too
@The-Smiler..3 ай бұрын
10:25 Matt wtf 😭😭😭
@CdiahYT3 ай бұрын
Bros trying to flash us 😭😭😭
@snubby493 ай бұрын
why is no one talking about it except you😭
@DREDD_BOT3 ай бұрын
You know you wanted that to happen 😏
@CdiahYT3 ай бұрын
@@DREDD_BOT I don’t think we did
@DREDD_BOT3 ай бұрын
@@CdiahYT 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead
@SHNUGUNOS28844 ай бұрын
well this was a very unfortunate way to be introduced to depop
@pandementia40993 ай бұрын
Not as bad as actually using it lol
@mortalanonymous93383 ай бұрын
I had literally never heard of it before now, figured things out as we went, and now I'm very glad it is not my marketplace of choice.
@mortalanonymous93383 ай бұрын
Still, I'd say I'd rather learn about it from Matt than without the laughs.
@BeautifulDuwang-gk6pj3 ай бұрын
My intro to depop was the constant annoying ads, so it could've been worse
@mortalanonymous93383 ай бұрын
@@BeautifulDuwang-gk6pj I recommend uBlock Origin/Blokada, device depending. 👍
@VGMHabitat4 ай бұрын
Rat Moses uploading a video on Depop is the last thing I thought I’d see on a Monday evening.
@thatduckthatanimates4 ай бұрын
rat moses??
@paintrainfunhousetwo4 ай бұрын
@@thatduckthatanimatesreference to a previous video where someone accidentally said rat moses instead of matt rose i believe.
@thatduckthatanimates4 ай бұрын
ah, okay
@VGMHabitat4 ай бұрын
@@paintrainfunhousetwo yes, that is correct!
@Andy-the-crow4 ай бұрын
If Matt Rose is rat Moses then papa emeritus from ghost is rat antichrist/Jesus
@RANING_HADEZ153 ай бұрын
i love that for example 😄 he goes "smiley face" but for 😫he just goes "AUUGHH"
@TheRealVenusian3 ай бұрын
I appreciate the Italian person’s dedication to using the 1️⃣🔟 emojis
@devynmolina23314 ай бұрын
1:36 "I'm 50 years old" they're so real for that
@likestriangles4 ай бұрын
I still can't get over the fact that there's such a thing as a UK womens size 2...
@xylophone_8883 ай бұрын
@@likestriangles imagine uk womens size 3... imagine uk women's size 4, even
@y2k_hanji3 ай бұрын
it's giving "im neurodivergent and a minor"
@angelozikantas4843 ай бұрын
this line had me crying 🤣
@basic67353 ай бұрын
@@likestriangles I don’t get it
@annagramm6208Ай бұрын
Read the "deep purple" part on the receipt and heard the guitar riff in my head. When it actually played, I laughed so much. Truly on the same wave length with this one.
@TheMostBritishBrit3 ай бұрын
Who else thought Matt would say “do not be afraid” in that iconic deep voice he does
@IglooIsSoSkibidi4 ай бұрын
Depop has got to be one of the most horrific apps HELP 💀 THE WAY THEY SAY IT SO CALMLY
@femboichik4 ай бұрын
I only found out about its existence today and I'm so fucking scared
@Joshi_Mayd3 ай бұрын
@@femboichik Same.
@jcrafterz3 ай бұрын
German Kleinanzeigen is even more cursed I think
@Joshi_Mayd3 ай бұрын
@@jcrafterz I'm proud of my country and Kleinanzeigen 💪💪💪
@classyhistoricalsewing3 ай бұрын
The scary thing on depop are the prices
@Sarc-castic-tz1sw4 ай бұрын
THE TOWEL- I HAD A HEART ATTACK Edit: …why the hell r y’all tryna see it so badly?
@SpikeyEnigma4 ай бұрын
Caught me so off guard T_T
@SqeakyAlmonds4 ай бұрын
FR😅
@pemanilnoob4 ай бұрын
I had to do a double take
@pancakeperson89054 ай бұрын
Jumpscared me worse than a horror video.
@VHav-rw2fj4 ай бұрын
@@pemanilnoob🤨
@ultimatechaosbeingmorphokn41023 ай бұрын
i was legit scared when matt just let go of that towel like i was so scared this was gonna get the classic youtube age restricted
@SeriousGooseAKApeagod3 ай бұрын
11:05 “Look at this lasagne” *shows picture of spaghetti*
@-Lyric_Central-3 ай бұрын
sprite lasagne
@na-ky8ou3 ай бұрын
As a fat person, I've never felt so insulted in my entire life.
@CertifiedNEETClassic3 ай бұрын
"Ok when will she die" I'm sure the buyer was hoping for like, a "sorry to hear that, it's okay, no charge" and the seller wasn't having it... but *DAMN.* 😂
@isitsweet95673 ай бұрын
In fairness, the person who started the thread was being pretty cold about it too.
@NoriMori19923 ай бұрын
Yeah, like she didn't have to say "it's okay, no charge", but "Ok when will she die" is just not on 😂
@jaxon31864 ай бұрын
5:16 quite possibly the most british sounding sentence I've ever heard "th' 'ot wa'a bo'a tha' I bo' off y' doesn't work"
@JasminMiettunen4 ай бұрын
Sounds like literal nonsense 💀
@IGOTTRIXUPMYSLEEVE3 ай бұрын
duhn't*
@itdoesntmatter233 ай бұрын
what??
@Blue-Maned_Hawk3 ай бұрын
Thawa-abolthaba-afyadonwer
@commandershortsight3 ай бұрын
Americans ☕️
@alexkitty1493 ай бұрын
I had a dream about "the ultamite Matt Rose video" and woke up terrified for some reason last, last, night.
@Mello_Loves_Chocolate3 ай бұрын
Tell me... ..What was this "Ultimate Matt Rose video" about?
@alexkitty1493 ай бұрын
@@Mello_Loves_Chocolate it was one big sequel to every video he’d ever made, I think. *Literally every single one.*
@pizzalordmarv073 ай бұрын
The Smoke on the Water riff at 9:19 killed me 💀 (I’m a huge classic rock fan so it’s always fun to see references to it in the videos I watch, thanks for putting that there)
@joebenzz4 ай бұрын
"Does the wee stain come out?" "It's the shadow of my phone." This one offed me 🤣🤣
@Ballistic27704 ай бұрын
Dear Matt Rose, I regret to inform you that the emojis you classified as “Squids”(🐙) Are actually octopus emojis. THIS is a squid :“🦑”. Thank you for your time :)
@ExistentialCrisis19842 ай бұрын
Oh you think you're sooo cool. Well you are. Have a nice day/night and my respect
@Ballistic27702 ай бұрын
@@ExistentialCrisis1984 Man, i wish there were more people in the world like you. Stay awesome dude. 💪
@ExistentialCrisis19842 ай бұрын
@@Ballistic2770 D'aww ty 😊
@terraincognita96142 ай бұрын
I love you both I hope every fucking good thing in the world happens to you and that your incredible family is blessed by Jesus fuckign Christ himself
@ExistentialCrisis19842 ай бұрын
@@terraincognita9614 same to you my friend! 🙏
@Voice_from_the_Void3 ай бұрын
9:13 his life flashed before his eyes
@plumdutchess3 ай бұрын
7:13 "Upnoot noot!" was the best part.
@literallyspamton4 ай бұрын
“Like a child psychic? No” “No the t shirt size.” “oh” got me cackling (it sounds like a conversation someone would have with me lmfao)
@kittycatcrunchie3 ай бұрын
Ngl same i had a vision of me making this same mistake
@princessthyemis3 ай бұрын
Yeah it was really funny!
@toenailsnatcher3 ай бұрын
I though the exact same thing when I saw "Child medium" tbh
@Meowzilla_4 ай бұрын
“Afraid of what? Do not be scared.”
@newsuperbowserworld3 ай бұрын
Wow, we both read the same thumbnail.
@wordingtonian3 ай бұрын
Wow, I poopee me pantaloons.
@basic67353 ай бұрын
Is it just me who finds the “wow, we both watched the same video” Mfs to be WAY more annoying than the comments that quote the video?
@wordingtonian3 ай бұрын
@@basic6735 it's not just you
@imphie3 ай бұрын
@@basic6735yeah I like to laugh *with* people, these types of comments are basically laughing at the same funny bits
@RoseWitchMaple3 ай бұрын
9:18 the Smoke on the Water riff had me coughing for 10 minutes.
@mybloodyvacuumКүн бұрын
same
@f1zzy._xoxo3 ай бұрын
10:06 i need a shirt like that, i gotta warn ppl
@alienfromlhs1140b3 ай бұрын
real :3
@JoshTheWoz3 ай бұрын
yeah okay :C
@NOBLESIX-UNSC2 ай бұрын
Great, now i want to become a bully
@rattyoman2 ай бұрын
aint no way y'all just ratted yourselves out like that 🤨
@moai726328 күн бұрын
Please seek severe mental health help
@smileymctrashbag35894 ай бұрын
"I'm afraid." "Afraid of what?" "Dont be scared." I can't 😂. The innocence.
@anthropomorphicrabbit8663 ай бұрын
To be fair it is a rather odd phrase for a not native English speaker (especially if they translated it to Spanish). Pretty funny though.
@armintargaryen92163 ай бұрын
@@anthropomorphicrabbit866Yes and no. Spanish has "me temo que..." It's basically the same literal translation, for the same purpose
@anthropomorphicrabbit8663 ай бұрын
@@armintargaryen9216 Interesting, I wonder if that phrase is universal like with English or if it varies by country.
@Ghues3 ай бұрын
@@anthropomorphicrabbit866 German uses the phrase in the same way as well. "Ich befürchte ..."
@armintargaryen92163 ай бұрын
@@anthropomorphicrabbit866I don't think it can be universal, but it seems to be common enough among European languages
@Wolfie545454 ай бұрын
I swiped this notification away so fast cause I was watching something emotional and thought it said “poop drama” and it almost ruined the moment.
@Matt_Rose4 ай бұрын
💩😭
@klimble3 ай бұрын
You’re literally the only youtuber that makes me laugh hysterically every time you release a video
@fabianasantosfernandes41373 ай бұрын
5:30 feels so threatening yet passive, its like the person was genuely asking a question.
@oZxrvon4 ай бұрын
Seeing Matt in a Pitbull towel is something i never knew i needed 💀
@Andy-the-crow4 ай бұрын
And when he dropped it my face went 💀💀💀💀💀
@onceinaknifetime3 ай бұрын
NEEDED?
@oZxrvon3 ай бұрын
@@onceinaknifetime needed
@callmemoon66353 ай бұрын
@@Andy-the-crowI LEGIT SCREAMED
@brezzlendean773 ай бұрын
😫😫
@artfuldodgerrr4 ай бұрын
9:19 SMOKE ON THE WATER PLAYING THERE JUST MADE ME WHEEZE-
@Olivemilk4 ай бұрын
I think you meant 9:19 I’m just putting this here so people can find the time in the video not trying to be rude. Also your profile pic is so cool.
@artfuldodgerrr4 ай бұрын
@Olivemilk Yes that was right sorry I was tired when I wrote that comment
@Olivemilk4 ай бұрын
@@artfuldodgerrr it’s all good also where is your profile pic from it look vaguely familiar to me
@artfuldodgerrr3 ай бұрын
@@Olivemilk It's Charon from the music video for the song Honey I'm Home by Ghost and Pals
@Olivemilk3 ай бұрын
@@artfuldodgerrr oh yeah that’s were I thought it was from ghost and pals is epic
@XainoDragonYT2 ай бұрын
6:49 ⁺‧₊˚ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ˚₊‧⁺ "sorry gal ia sm very drunk" ⁺‧₊˚ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ˚₊‧⁺
@MatingPress3 ай бұрын
this made my opaque deer clear, thank you
@x5px2 ай бұрын
thank you @MatingPress very cool
@samchiu99184 ай бұрын
I can't believe that I laughed at the French dressing joke
@MyVanir3 ай бұрын
smh
@DREDD_BOT3 ай бұрын
It's funny as hell 🤣
@GalinaEv3 ай бұрын
It was good and i want to know if they got a discount
@5yrniki3 ай бұрын
me too lad, me too
@THERATKING1284 ай бұрын
The fact Matt actually bought the towel made the video just that much better. Great stuff as always!
@Inkylingo3 ай бұрын
9:08 WTF I'M CRYINGG
@Wuddizzup3 ай бұрын
3:48 the real pregnancy was the friends we made along the way.
@Sqwidiot2 ай бұрын
not gonna think about that
@edmcsteve21564 ай бұрын
Literally in the middle of sobbing my eyes out having a proper menty b and Matt Rose posts!!! Thanks Matt!! Laughter always helps
@Charlie-yv3ib4 ай бұрын
MENTY B
@Matt_Rose4 ай бұрын
omg babe hope ur menty b bcums like ezier x No but seriously hope you're good pal.
@anophelesnow39574 ай бұрын
Menty B. Holy cow. Get well soon babez
@_smugmaster_45534 ай бұрын
hope things go better for you mate
@dizzydots47864 ай бұрын
A Menty B, in my house? Hope your good mate, and hope whatevers vexxed you gets sorted soon x
@bolnofr4 ай бұрын
the deep purple riff absolutely sent me
@DevotedDisciple-x3 ай бұрын
8:15 No joke. My worst one was a bunch of children's Blurays I ordered. She used grocery bags for the packaging and in one of them was a load of cat sht.
@Blackcat.therian.2 ай бұрын
WHAT
@Premature_BeagleАй бұрын
Imagine a language named "Mattrosian" where words are primarily gibberish and emojis
@ringaroundtherosieii19 күн бұрын
ite aediueady bewwqen cyrwated translation: its already been created
@zillionclick8 күн бұрын
@@ringaroundtherosieiighqys col
@pennycat63174 ай бұрын
This is like watching people in a virtual flea market
@LeoFlipnotes3 ай бұрын
That’s actually so true
@atomicdoctor56864 ай бұрын
When Matt Rose uploads: WAHLAH!!!
@giornotriestino13643 ай бұрын
7:18 this combo goes hard
@thejoabear3 ай бұрын
"Do I have the towel for you" was comedy gold. You're great Matt, absolutely hilarious.
@stalebiscuits074 ай бұрын
matthew please never subject us to that towel again
@Matt_Rose4 ай бұрын
I can assure you of that
@Mookywoo3 ай бұрын
Matt please ignore @stalebiscuits07 we want more
@faithwright79583 ай бұрын
@@Matt_RoseWe need more of that towel, dude! And maybe a part 2 of Cursed Stuff People Wrote as Kids - I got a couple doozies myself
@antguy31954 ай бұрын
2:15 bro heard "honesty is the best policy" and took it a little too seriously 💀
@theredtechnician3 ай бұрын
Couldn't have been scammed by a better person
@goldtheostrich3 ай бұрын
☠️☠️☠️
@SamPendentTheThief3 ай бұрын
3:55 While walking through my local mall I found a store called "Guess" and thought itd be funny if someone tried asking what brand or something is like this. "Whered you get that from?" "Guess" "I dont know, tell me" "Guess!" "I said I dont know" "Its Guess" "Oh"
@Bakartridge2095Ай бұрын
Who's on First
@SamPendentTheThief29 күн бұрын
@@Bakartridge2095 ???
@Bakartridge209529 күн бұрын
@SamPendentTheThief classic abbott & costello sketch, reminds me of that exchange kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHqqg5qjrbeZn6c
@Bakartridge209529 күн бұрын
@@SamPendentTheThief Abbott and Costello sketch called "Who's on First", classic sketch that reminded me of that
@heatherduke77033 ай бұрын
2:45 These are measurements across the garment, not waist diameter. That’s a pretty normal way to describe clothes
@wbfaulk2 ай бұрын
Is it?
@palmolive9852 ай бұрын
@@wbfaulkyes, you just multiply it by 2, so it’s a size 30”
@wbfaulk2 ай бұрын
@@palmolive985 My point is: I don't believe you. I've never seen anyone describe clothes that way. Depop in particular has filters that are obviously normal circumference measurements.
@palmolive9852 ай бұрын
@@wbfaulk I’ve bought clothes that were measured like that and they fit because I knew to multiply it by 2. Also some people don’t put the actual size tag on depop because they don’t want to narrow down the results they appear on.
@darkmystery5731Ай бұрын
That is objectively the wrong way to measure clothing
@Taiga3004 ай бұрын
5:16 the way he said " the hot water that I bought off you" scratched an itch in my brain
@SetOfAllSets2 ай бұрын
omg same
@bagelraven4 ай бұрын
The British levels are off the charts in this one, cheers Matt!
@WorstBloxYT3 ай бұрын
7:38 "donating a kid's face"
@lizardthedragon3 ай бұрын
doing a kids face 😨
@LilSpaghet3 ай бұрын
9:49 help is that Melanie Martinez’s depop 😭
@Hollystockwellstevens3 ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly
@0RANGES4RE0RANGE26 күн бұрын
IT ISS LOL
@Captin_874 ай бұрын
RAT MOSES UPLOADED
@That_dude_that_may_exist4 ай бұрын
You what 💀 who the actual hell is “RAT MOSES” 😭😭😭
@Proferk4 ай бұрын
@@That_dude_that_may_existHe said it in one of his videos.
@Matt_Rose4 ай бұрын
OF COURSE IT'S A MONDAY
@That_dude_that_may_exist4 ай бұрын
@@Proferk damn I forgot about that 💀
@TheSpiderInUrWalls4 ай бұрын
@@Matt_Rose This made my Monday better, now I’m not so sad about tomorrow’s math test
@Xx_B0nGwAt3r_xX4 ай бұрын
you could make a whole series out of this, depop is an unknown place
@HungryWarden3 ай бұрын
Depop is something else. It’s an SCP.
@happypasta12293 ай бұрын
5:10 can't tell if he's actually laughing or it's a sarcastic laugh
@DuoEditzYT3 ай бұрын
That’s genuine
@pamela282913 ай бұрын
7:33 sounds like the cha cha slide
@Caelifer.3 ай бұрын
To the left now y'all
@pee_man_probably_real3 ай бұрын
two hearts, two hearts!
@mikudayoooooo2 ай бұрын
two hearts this time ‼️
@kiti_cat5244 ай бұрын
10:32 perfectly cut naked
@Nonbeanary_sibling3 ай бұрын
Literally cut at the perfect time, a millisecond more and the vid would have been taken down 💀💀
@TanaySahay4 ай бұрын
matt rose has a certain british chaotic charm💀
@justsojaded67763 ай бұрын
2:58 IS THAT THE OOMPA LOOMPA SONG LOL
@Minister_for_Grass3 ай бұрын
5:33 i’d like to point out this was send at *midnight*
@DuoEditzYT3 ай бұрын
50 minutes *pæßþ* midnight
@NATIVEMONKE4 ай бұрын
I was just bing watching all your videos! Then a new one came out!!!!
@gamingchickenstudios4 ай бұрын
Thanks for donating money. Im pretty sure it'll all go towards new furbies for Matt
@AidanGamesYT4 ай бұрын
Dang 2 dollars already??
@WhiffTheRubbishEngine18694 ай бұрын
I prefer google but it’s different from person to person
@WhiffTheRubbishEngine18694 ай бұрын
@@gamingchickenstudiosKZbin actually 😭
@TotallyNotSusCat84 ай бұрын
Moneys🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
@The-creator-of-good-videos-154 ай бұрын
6:54: I love Matt Rose’s ability to read fluent freaking gibberish, even when he’s still drunk. I’m not and I still can read gibberish, a little not as good as him, though but it’ll do the job for now. Yep, I think…
@petergaley3143 ай бұрын
You gave the best* line reading of "like cut up human hair??" I've ever heard * also only
@_Gam3r3 ай бұрын
9:01 next message "Womp Womp"
@devynmolina23314 ай бұрын
7:29 okay not even joking this part goes hard ‼️🔥 this is REAL rap music
@GoofyGooberMars4 ай бұрын
10:15 I'M SCREAMING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I came back to this and I just realized he's singing timber as well fucking icon
@liastaob27 күн бұрын
Rewatching this to feel better about life; I think this may be one of your funniest videos.
@parkerellis74614 күн бұрын
That Pitbull towel is doing HEAVY work for shielding our eyes from Matt.
@NumberVectors4 ай бұрын
7:50 😩 lmao 💀💀
@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes4 ай бұрын
11:18 “Bath boyz, bath boyz” “Watcha gonna do?” “Watcha gonna do when they come for you?” Edit: do two people in the replies not know the song, or are they joking around?
@liastaob4 ай бұрын
Take a bath?
@kiramortwilson74113 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@rhiannonharrigan67383 ай бұрын
Pray they slip?
@-Lyric_Central-3 ай бұрын
“Bad birds bad birds Whatchu gonna do Whatchu gonna do when they come for you?”
@Meemus_Tree_Frog3 ай бұрын
11:23 IM ALSO IN THE BATH HOLY SHIT
@alejandrostrass25593 ай бұрын
the deep purple part reminded me of my dad, thank you :)
@Mythical_Myths164 ай бұрын
9:45 they're at least being honest with the quality of the product
@albertomeda99444 ай бұрын
bros been watching longer than the videos been out 💀
@Mythical_Myths163 ай бұрын
@@albertomeda9944 I'm fast.
@Mythical_Myths16Ай бұрын
@@albertomeda9944 It is the art of watching videos 100x the original speed
@ronan-outoftime3 ай бұрын
6:24 i think that I at the end is actually an L, as ketamine has chlorine (Cl) in it
@theresivy3 ай бұрын
anyone who’s come across the buy and sell community of the philippines knows that almost every “customer” asks for the following: either 99% off or entirely free, with freebies, AND free shipping
@WickCandlestick4 ай бұрын
7:24 Matt rose has a stroke 💀
@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes4 ай бұрын
Am I the only one hearing “bread heart?”
@DuoEditzYT3 ай бұрын
@@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathesnope I did to
@TEMMlE4 ай бұрын
7:11 made me die of laughter, mate. lmaoo
@Tripminee3 ай бұрын
He be spitting bars tho
@kuroshi59613 ай бұрын
first thing i do when i wake up is watch matt rose. hes become my obsession - my idol at this point. matt rose is life 💀
@leopold-rh5ut3 ай бұрын
All rappers must bow to Matt's emoji reading skills 😂
@judy38273 ай бұрын
I've learnt a lot about how brits communicate to each other today
@Squally793 ай бұрын
The deep purple riff got me. 😂🤣🤣🤣💀
@SheepLiver3 ай бұрын
"does the wee stain come out?" "its the shadow of my phone" amazing.
@Bean-YT-643 ай бұрын
6:11 WHO IS DROWNING WALUIGI?!
@LSSmoon_ye3 ай бұрын
I DONT KNOW WE NEED TO SAVE HIM
@REX1REX3 ай бұрын
SAVE WALUIGI‼️‼️‼️
@Sketch-Motion2 ай бұрын
#freewaluigi
@chibi_dat_otherpawotherkin29 күн бұрын
SAVE HIM PLEASE
@Zonjfi3 ай бұрын
Immediately burst out laughing halfway through the first sentence 💀
@armintargaryen92164 ай бұрын
1:05 As a Spaniard, I'm not sure whether they were trying to be snarky or it's just that we are bad at English
@JasminMiettunen4 ай бұрын
I think they truly just didn’t know the expression and took it literally 😂
@armintargaryen92163 ай бұрын
@@JasminMiettunenYeah, funny thing is that the expression can be translated literally into Spanish. "Me temo que..."
@UrSmolDino3 ай бұрын
Si xd lit
@aylen70623 ай бұрын
Maybe they thought "me temo" was a Spanish thing and no way "I'm afraid" means the same thing in English. Or they used Google Translate and "I'm afraid" got translated into "tengo miedo".
@Fishwolfcrow3 ай бұрын
Don't be afraid was oddly comforting though
@punkdoggo2112 ай бұрын
Why is nobody talking about Matt being a second away from flashing us? 😭🤣
@Swift_Lemon3 ай бұрын
The speed at which my hand moved to cover my screen 10:29
@goodnightgoodnightgoodnight4 ай бұрын
yes YES YES YES im only 10 seconds in PLEASE MORE DEPOP DRAMA VIDS