PARKITECT IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - $0 Theme Park tycoon Breaks The Gameplay

Is it possible to build a $0 Theme Park! Logically the answer is no but hey today we are trying to make $1 million in roller coaster tycoon game parkitect with no starting money! A true rags to riches challenge where we are going to perfectly balance the game to make the most profitable rides that cost nothing to build! The park today is Britland a theme park that doesnt have a 99.9% death rate in fact 99.9% of people survive it provided they don't ride the skegness ride! Now today The Spiffing Brit is going to be using a mixture of science and video game exploits to find the perfect overpowered rollercoaster that isnt the longest rollercoaster its not the fastest rollercoaster but it is the best rollercoaster at printing money by inflating the excitement rating of a ride by having it go in the ground!
So Can The Spiffing Brit discover if parkitect a roller coaster tycoon is perfectly balanced or if this theme park is full of unlimited money exploits, bugs, glitches and death!
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
So sit back relax and enjoy this Tycoon Hack! How on earth can one english bugger beat this theme park game with an overpowered rollercoaster!! Who knows maybe this game is broken
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Title: PARKITECT IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - $0 Theme Park tycoon Breaks The Gameplay
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[@thespiffingbrit]

*Happy International Tea Day!* Time to mathematically craft a monster of pure excitement!

[@RyanSoltani]

_yes_

[@tortorsk3416]

Yes

[@Yaniv5o]

Happy International Tea Day The Spiffing Brit (:

[@Desoda_is_my_name_or_something]

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@gagaplex]

I love how agitated he gets by people thinking the umbrella price is fair... can't have that! They must not just get ripped off, they must feel it, too! 😂

[@victordavila9812]

I think that is how EA games feels while deciding how many microtransactions to put in their new games

[@gredangeo]

@@victordavila9812 No one is complaining about the microtransaction? EA: ADD MOAR, AND UP THE PRICE!

[@BobMcBobJr]

@@gredangeo And make the one people just payed for free but also useless.

[@johnuthus]

Yea, old fashion capitalism, wish he was my boss

[@banzubie]

He needs to rip them off on an emotional level.

[@ChimeraX0401]

F to those 5 chads who died in skeggnes. They sacrifice their life just to make the ride cheaper. Since Ubisoft is near bankruptcy, why dont you try to do another exploit in one of their games just to rub salt to the wound....

[@bitemytail]

F as a reminder that only 4 people died, and it was 5 people that refused to ride it after the crash.

[@Shyl1ght]

@@bitemytail Refusing to ride Spiff's wild rides is how you end up in those graves.

[@Leyrann]

Ubisoft is near bankruptcy? Now that's good news! Hopefully EA is next.

[@WillTheBeastFR]

F

[@drdiabeetus4419]

@@Leyrann Oh boy! I can't wait for them to go under so all the great IPS that are wasted on them get freed Like.... Uh.... ...Might and Magic?

[@idunbeezasmart1]

Spiff: I'm going to build a theme park with $0! Also Spiff: Proceeds to take out a loan for $12k because you can't actually build a theme park with $0.

[@Cottrilogy333]

Came here to say/find this lol

[@CiromBreeze]

Was gonna say. This... is literally just playing the game normally. The only exploit I see is abusing the underground ride bonus excitement.

[@nfmatham9]

Technically, it is 0$. That wasn't his own money he was spending 👌

[@idunbeezasmart1]

@@nfmatham9 Technically, you've never taken out a loan.

[@carlsiouxfalls]

and then he proceeded to never pay it back.

[@MrSnepsnep]

I feel tricked into watching a regular let's play, I mean, isn't this how you are supposed to play

[@Rollingthunder987]

Pretty much

[@Dapplication]

For real. Shit effort on a clickbait

[@DarthAxolotl]

Well yes but actually no. Its a normal play through with some cheesy stratagies.

[@Dapplication]

@@DarthAxolotl While the first bugged railcar is on par with the channel's content, the rest of the video was subpar, and the title is completely clickbait

[@DarthAxolotl]

@@Dapplication I mean the umbrella stands and the bus of people was exploits, taking advantage of simple npc coding

[@Modica29435]

The ghost of Susan Williams took a break from haunting Sips and the Hat Boiks to be the first visitor to Spiff's park, what an honor.

[@ladyben-nobilityofbome9793]

*in Welsh accent* "It's Susan Williams!"

[@NimonoSolenze]

haha, i thought the same thing!

[@Ragetiger1]

I'm out of the loop on this one, who is she?

[@Modica29435]

@@Ragetiger1 Check out a video titled Susan Williams on Sips' channel for a quick summation. Was part of a longer Phasmophobia stream.

[@guyfromdubai]

Who the fuck are you and how did you read my damn mind??

[@lotsaspaghetticodejr.6488]

I use to play Sim Coaster and eventually got my park so happy that I was charging over $4,000 per ticket with around 2,000* attendees per day. I could also charge $100 per bathroom and they would pay. - *2,000 not 20,000 I did this by maxing out my concession stands right next to the rides after a long walk to them, then charges $0 for the rides. The rides were designed to be maximum speed. The people would get off and immediately vomit and shit themselves and would flood to the bathrooms. Then they would have long walks to the next ride where they would become hungry, buy more food, take a free ride and pay me to shit themselves. But because the rides were free, they would pay $4,000 per ticket and another several hundred in toilet fees per day. I'd easily clear $100,000 per day. I would speed the time up and let it run as I went to college or work and come home to millions.

[@GeneralLDS]

LOL

[@thespiffingbrit]

The business model Disney Wishes they could do

[@justintimeagain2341]

Magnificent

[@aveleziii]

you, my friend, are a diabolical inspiration

[@miinyoo]

Sounds exactly like Disney World. GG

[@elliotgregory1427]

This is probably the closest to playing a game the right way spiff will ever get

[@codycombs8590]

Has he seen Let's Game it Out play this? He found the cheapest way to nauseate in this game. He exists for torture, spiff exists for tea. That is grace

[@geokaygd]

"Where you can start with high hopes and dreams and just be crushed by the reality that it basically sucks" Wow, thats the most inspirational thing I've seen. Ever.

[@matthewhall7976]

You've never been to alton towers or lightwater Valley have you.. It should be their mottos..hahah

[@YourFriendJessie]

does anyone else have "Lets Game It Out" flashbacks when watching this playthrough? the universe might asplode if Spiff and Josh join forces - but who would win, one exploity tea drinking boi vs an element of chaos?

[@LethinGabbins]

Roller coaster tycoon 2 (or classic) is on the app stores. It's arguably the best off line game you can play on a decent sized phone or tablet.

[@thespiffingbrit]

Agreed! Really worth picking up

[@RyanSoltani]

It’s nice that there are games out there that are still great to play offline

[@tribblier]

CDDA and OTTD are bangers, love old school games ported to Android.

[@StereoTyp0]

OpenRCT2 is the best version you can play

[@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298]

@@RyanSoltani It's nice that there are still offline games at all, especially when many of them aren't even multiplayer!

[@courier11sec]

Would love to see a collaboration between you and Josh from Let's Game it Out.

[@facelessidiot6407]

Are you trying to destroy the internet? Because if you are, remember to bring me popcorn once it all goes down!

[@courier11sec]

@@facelessidiot6407 I mean that's always been a dream of mine..

[@YourFriendJessie]

Josh: Hello my name is Josh and welcome back to Lets Game it Out, today we're playing parkitect again. Grace "sucks to be u" Cohen: *panics*

[@musicstage3457]

@@YourFriendJessie people who don't know who grace is: people who know who grace is: oh no

[@MadnessIncVP]

That has now happened, by the way.

[@timmevanmackelenbergh3304]

'We have zero dollars and as you can see a gigantic empty plot of land' The words right before a massacre

[@yuriyui]

Just like rct2, the most broken rides are incredibly short and doesn't look exciting at all.

[@thespiffingbrit]

Are you saying you wouldnt like to pay $19 to sit on a ride for 30 seconds and be blasted with lateral G force

[@yuriyui]

@@thespiffingbrit Had a ride that last 3 seconds and got charged $7, your $19 ride looks like a fair deal to me😛

[@argentpuck]

Dunno how Spiff hasn't been hired as the tourism czar for the UK. I can't wait to go to Skegness now!

[@drucy.]

> "We'll have to build a theme park starting without money. We'll have to make money out of thin air." > first thing he does is take out a loan. I don't know what I expected, but it certainly isn't "money out of thin air"...

[@Salvothegamer]

Its basically every self made men in our current economy.

[@unknowngod8221]

@@Salvothegamer he take a loan and it need to be pay so...

[@crazysupernovagaming3638]

The fact that a ride themed after Skegness makes money is actually astounding. But then again, it's in Britain. The place is magical, and sometimes not in a good way.

[@revengefrommars]

I remember the original Roller Coaster Tycoon. There was a demo that lasted a total of 5 minutes before it would force you to quit. Who makes a simulation game demo with a 5 minute time limit? There wasn't enough time to build 1 coaster, let alone see if people would ride it. So naturally I hooked up a debugger and figured out where the time limit was in the code and removed it. Finally I had enough time to actually try out the game. After a couple hours I was kind of bored with it and didn't buy it. Lesson to game developers: don't make the demo of your simulation game 5 minutes long.

[@sll6913]

The lesson should be: Make the demo of your game 5 minutes long, if they play longer they won't buy it.

[@MrMontugar]

Same thing happened when I played timberborn 3 season demo limit? Guess who found the method for setTime and made it -9999y

[@maxwel1]

Zelda Ocarina of time. And some ppl finished the Game in 5min.

[@JosephSmith-lm4ri]

@@maxwel1 wasn't the wind waker demo about 22 minutes?

[@maxwel1]

@@JosephSmith-lm4ri I dont know

[@Silver-oc1nf]

Nothing beats sitting down to watch the Spiffing Brit with a nice warm cup of coffee ☺️

[@thespiffingbrit]

[@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298]

Sweet iced tea is also quite nice, especially since it's 100 degrees outside.

[@lindabrown7521]

*Loads shotgun*

[@Aliyah_666]

We don't talk about... *coffee* here

[@Blobguy6]

ooohhh he told he wants to square up, I wouldnt have that

[@colressliker]

"come to britain before britan comes to you" is a viable threat considering that historically whenever britain goes anywhere in the world bad things universally follow

[@josephdedrick9337]

there is a reason close to 90% of the world got invaded by the brits.

[@gothickyuteness4091]

I want you to know that seeing Chibi Hazama in the comment section of a spiffing brit video scared the hell outta me.

[@Anon1gh3]

That's pretty offensive. Brits always improved the places they settled, granted they didn't leave.

[@pratumvulpes6217]

Britland is an amazing park! I'd say that the best parts of my Britland experience were inhaling all of the fog, paying for overpriced umbrellas and feeling ripped off about it when it rained, and riding several exact copies of the same ride, all themed around different parts of the UK. Overall, well worth the price of admission!

[@HeartbreakActual]

"No one's going to enter if it costs $1 and there's nothing on the other side." Sounds like most public parks to me.

[@Anon1gh3]

Well public parks have tonnes of dog poop everywhere, this probably doesn't.

[@shadowofthenight7316]

12:25 I laughed out loud. Great segment

[@leosavard1810]

The first time spiff perfectly balances a game by playing it in the way the developer intended :)

[@player1_fanatic]

Maybe I am missing something... But where are exploits?

[@Raven-yk7lg]

"Shot and killed as is the British way" You are wrong, the British way is stabbed and killed

[@Blobguy6]

Thats in south london, the tea british live in north

[@Force2reckonVods]

Ahhh, another classic spiff "NO EXPLOITS" video where there are legitimately no exploits and just good advice and gameplay

[@stylemccalpin4648]

He’s not wrong: I live in the US, and having liked the video, I’m not paying any UK taxes!

[@mattmacneil]

As a Canadian I don't understand why people are so angry about taxes. I enjoy having paved roads, a fire department, public schools, universal healthcare, expansions to infrastructure. What I don't want my taxes to do is subsidize governments and businesses through tax cuts to the highest earners. If you are hoarding wealth you are slowing progress for the rest of us. Worst part is they have some people convinced that you too can be ultra rich someday, so you have to preserve their way of life just in case you get there someday.

[@Vykk_Draygo]

@@mattmacneil Cool story bro.

[@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298]

@@mattmacneil Okay Trudeau. Stop going off on self-righteous tangents and just enjoy the damn joke.

[@MirrorHall_Clay]

@@mattmacneil good for you, you can't understand a joke

[@emberthefox4951]

Apparently, the balls in bubble tea usually don't come out of the cup, nor do they obstruct the straw. Danger Tea may need to consider making a more hazardous variety of bubble tea if they want that namesake.

[@evilspoons]

Apparently I've been doing it wrong then, because I like to eat them... using the straw...

[@cryzz0n]

Spiff: I'm going to build a theme park with $0! Also Spiff: Proceeds to take out a loan for $12k because you can't actually build a theme park with $0.

[@ShockingPikachu]

That thumbnail brings me back to old Vargskelethor days. The RCT2 stream(s) were GLORIOUS

[@knobgobler2639]

Normally i don’t have a good opinion of modern Britain . But spiff makes it seem like a magical place.

[@shakierguide707]

You should do a collaboration with Let´s game it out. I think this could be fun.

[@digitaldevil696]

Spiff, have you considered exploiting Spellcaster University game? It's a lovely 4x game with some really cute graphics and a wonderful story progression. However, I'm sure that it's a perfectly balanced game with no exploits, at least I'm not aware of any, and I wonder if you could find them

[@sirislandknight4378]

If anyone can topple an empire as gigantic as Disney, it'd be a Brit.

[@AntiqueMilk]

As someone else from the north, that ride is totally accurate, the details are on point, love it. And TV license, just fantastic.

[@ivorypayton]

“Must be the name of their union.” I don’t know why, but this made me laugh way too hard 😂😂

[@smashedlegends]

First time I see this channel. Please dont use stock images on the videos. They break the flow of the video. From x to x seconds, we have to look into a random photo, that it´s not interesting or funny. Thank you

[@JwinBaby]

What’s up Broski 🦋.

[@thespiffingbrit]

the sky

[@Jpound87]

Another great episode of "Let's game it out"!

[@evan5935]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

[@paulhorrox6478]

As a posh southern person who once drove through the north at high speed in order to avoid being accosted by the locals, I can confirm that Spiff's depiction of it is 100% accurate.

[@Volron265]

Nothing makes me laugh more than having Spif go on a tangent about Danger Tea.

[@jennaheiser625]

Yay! I don’t have to pay British taxes anymore! I mean, I live in the US…but still!

[@TheBlueB0mber]

6:48 Spiff: “when it rains, you go poor”

[@NotMyActualName_]

I'm not sure taking out a loan counts as building a theme park with 0 dollars.

[@jamesburton8391]

Loved rollercoaster tycoon! Haven't seen this one before. I may have to get it for some nostalgia!

[@squares4u]

This game is called Parkitect, not Rollercoaster Tycoon

[@precisedime1377]

Planet Coaster is the best "real" RTC successor but their DLC policies are kind of sketchy. if you like the old grid-based construction, openRTC is STILL the best option to be entirely honest, nothing new has come close.

[@sniperdubey]

@@precisedime1377 It really isn't. Parkitect is the best successor to RTC. Go actually play it before you bash it.

[@ThatsSoCrazy92]

Man exploited the game by playing normally. Absolute legend.

[@MrMajesticJack]

The greatest game exploiter in the world *actually plays the game as intended* love this man hahhaha

[@Eddietheteddie]

They literally copy pasted all the exploits from roller coaster tycoon 2. I remember jacking up umbrella prices and placing random scenery back in the day.

[@Earthenfist]

So as someone who's worked at a theme park, you cannot underestimate how popular a tiny, simple, not-that-exciting roller coaster can be. The park I worked at had a "Best wooden coaster in the world" for a while, and the mini-coaster was STILL jam-packed every single day.

[@juliamavroidi8601]

Thing is, most people don't ride that many roller coasters in their lives, so an average roller coaster is still pretty good to them. And after you've tried the famous big roller coaster, might as well ride all the other ones in the park. (Also wooden roller coastrs, even the good ones, often are kind of rough rides, so I can see why the geberal public would prefer the "nornal" one)

[@Axterix13]

Slower, relaxing rides also tend to be a nice breather between the more intense ones. On the various trips I've taken to Disneyland, I'd often the Pirates ride for this reason... slow, cool (because underground) and not very crowded, especially when there was the light show going on nearby.

[@steelheartgames]

OMG Spiff! This looks like a modern remake of my favorite theme park game of all time, Theme Park by Bullfrog (later EA UK). It's available on GOG if you want to check it out. I would absolutely love to hear your thoughts, and how it stacks up to it's modern equivalents.

[@MrDuceOwen]

Best video ever!

[@thespiffingbrit]

Thank Yee

[@taddik6869]

In love with parkitect! Just hit 200 hours on it

[@shonen991]

The second he took out a loan. I invalidated the run. Loans are in pretty much every scenario.

[@LaylaSpellwind]

"Glorious Scotland." Scotland thanks you, signed, me, someone in scotland. Time for some tea. Because as much as we point our cannons at England, we still want tea.

[@mgunter]

See's the title. Video starts, "that looks like Parkitect."

[@Coconut-219]

He exploited crappy rollercoaster tycoon reboot so hard that it turned into a different better game. Talk about sheer power

[@Codraroll]

The game is actually quite good, I think. Also, this was hardly "exploiting" the game. He didn't make use of any unintended play styles, as far as I can tell.

[@johnluikart]

Maybe I'm spoiled by your constant content that is above average, but this is a bit boring. You seem to play the game normally most of the time. Using mechanics like thirst and extra excitement for underground rides is nothing game breaking. And to start you took a loan... That's a pretty basic game mechanic. I'd really like to see better here.

[@SkyEcho751]

Great as usual. Finding ways to break the game in such a way that you win the whole thing.

[@Mis73rRand0m]

Spiff could make the US join the UK as a colony again just for those Tax Free Benefits and Infinite Tea for watching his videos and subscribing to his channel.

[@leadpaintchips9461]

"The most British theme park in the world!" So you're going to steal other theme park's rides and pass them off as your own, while also complaining about all these foreigners trying to steal your rides? After watching the video: Well the first part is right.

[@clericofchaos1]

So, you say the economy in Britain isn't doing that well either? Well, good luck with that, maybe you can find an exploit that will somehow fix your real-life economy.

[@YowaiEnjoyer]

Its all jokes and games until you realized that people do actually think that living in a multi season land is "really good"

[@inurokuwarz]

"Sorry kid, you didn't pay your TV License" "Wait! I'm an American!" "Mate, that's worse" *Bang*

[@Yutzune]

Day 223 of asking Spiff to play Battle Realms. From nothing to KZbin exploiter. The tea lords have chosen their champion.

[@drdiabeetus4419]

It's nice to see parkitect keeps the time honored RTC tradition of "Guests will pay literally anything for an umbrella when it's raining" There's literally no point to ever lower the umbrella prices since who's gonna buy an umbrella when it ISN'T raining?

[@pikachorp7163]

Idk from where I'm standing it just looks like he played the game normaly but instead of having starter cash he just had a loan

[@kenmicmarkey]

Makes a video with $0 Theme Park in the title Immediately proceeds to take out a $12k loan and play the game normally

[@ToryAnhaltzer]

Does calling the game Roller Coaster Tycoon in the title instead of Parkitect help with SEO or something?

[@Cryten0]

Aparantly this game actually IS perfectly balanced. As the whole video was just playing the game with no exploits.

[@justafan9206]

"if you haven't, you are shot and killed" As an American: OI THAT'S OUR THING!

[@patrickcao1126]

The British weather ride is so realistic even the fire a bit

[@boredniko2406]

i like how 'British Weather' was basically "City of London" with fog, fire and water jets.

[@precisedime1377]

Calling the title of the video the wrong game truly is perfectly balanced with no exploits.

[@DanTheMan.btw-]

Damn, for some reason I still have to pay taxes. I thought it smelt fishy. Oh well must of been a mistake.

[@codybanks8911]

My headphones have been having a problem lately, so they completely negate the music, but not anything else.

[@Arddonniss2202]

Sweetheart, if you’re gonna do a let’s play.. it’s good to know the title of the game you’re playing

[@JimmyHey]

I don't think you started this game with 0$. You started with -12,000$ :'D

[@hugovanderhelm4010]

4 people died and 5 graves. Guess the coaster operator got a new home for his efforts.

[@MindMessed]

Sips: Sooosan, Soooozan Willliammms! SOOZAN WILLIAMS? SOOOZAN WILLIAMS?

[@tb1271]

To be fair, when we British used to go visiting other countries, we tended to refuse to leave until the rest of the world agreed that we were the rightful owners.

[@krispykreme5125]

How to build a themepark with $0: Step 1) Borrow $12,000

[@WiresDawson]

is the thumbnail a reference to Vargskelethor Joel's rollercoaster tycoon videos?

[@dorklord975]

Pauline had my last name! I'm BASICALLY in a Spiffing video!

[@jacobhurrell7700]

As a Yorkshire man I can confirm the British wether simulator was perfectly accurate

[@Lilyclayton371]

ched up on that large tower with a "deadly shark" the derpiest shark I have ever see I love it

[@SephirothRyu]

So when are you going to continue videos about other countries, like your guide to being British?

[@The1Overmind]

The legend Susan Williams visited Spiff's park before dying and haunting Hat Films and Sips lol. Good to know Parkitect and Phasmophobia are cannon to the same universe lol!

[@ScumCrypto]

Balance my inner emotional turmoil that one gets from living a quiet life of desperation....

[@minaly22]

6:05 I am so glad Spiffing Brit is criticising this. I hate bobba in my tea!

[@KiraTheSnep]

Mmmmmm capitalism (to me it tastes like pumpkin pie with whipped cream and I am 13)

[@anonymanonymus4706]

British Weather: Always negative (not only in temperature)

[@Izayoink_Saccuy]

I went to the part and there is no industrial revolution 0/10 would no go again

[@FriendlyKat]

2:00 SOOSIN WILLUMS! Glad to see she's back after haunting that house. 8:45 That's such great editing. LOL I love how Spiff took this game to just make fun of all of Britain. 14:15 The editing and jokes are hilarious! LMAO If I like the video, but am not in the UK, do I still have to pay taxes? (JK)

[@rainsquall]

This guy's too damn funny.

[@squiddybobble]

Is the thumbnail for this vid a Vinesauce Joel reference?

[@CED99]

Just like Britain, we have no money. Ouch, too real Spiff, too real

[@zombitek0941]

lol I just got an ad for a corky. Thanks Spiff!

[@neintales1224]

It'd be interesting to see what sort of park you and the yogs or other fiends... I mean friends... would come up with in multiplayer.