I Built A Zoo Of Infinite Suffering - The Planet Zoo 100 Year Challenge

[@thespiffingbrit]

*Like The Video If You Love Cock*

[@zippymcflippy2029]

@@thespiffingbrit I liked.

[@unholysonofjebus3649]

@@thespiffingbrit ok

[@HashknightGaming]

I got here before anyone else somehow.

[@johnnavey6036]

how’d you know 😰

[@vladivascanu108]

Woah

[@GodzillasaurusJr]

I was almost about to question ”looking at billboards instead of actual chickens” thing, but here I am watching a video of a video game of a billboard of chickens.

[@SephirothRyu]

Spiffing Brit, ladies and gentlemen. Once again proving tea is the superior choice by going into a challenge half-cocked and still coming out on top.

[@nayuta_23]

10:19 "I played a lot of crusader kings, i know how to handle this (inbreeding) situation" as someone who played a lot of crusader kings, I know and i can say that anyone who played crusader king is NOT to be trusted on dealing with inbreeding matters, EVER.

[@aamirismail2439]

wdym? As a CK player I can say any CK player is perfectly suitable of handling an incest situation! U just have to choose the right dynasty legacy to avoid the bad traits!😆😂

[@RhysCallinan-hf7qx]

​@@aamirismail2439Its honestly one of the iconic things for CK games. Like, a meme that only goes specifically with one game and no other ones.

[@dragonbuster1174]

Incest is never the answer in CK. It is the question. The answer is YES!

[@katanah3195]

Hand a CK player a fucked family tree and request it be fixed, we'll turn it into a wreath and call it solved.

[@jakubpluhar4914]

As a crusader player I do have to verify that I am very good at creating inbreeding situations, however I am not very good at "solving" or "resolving" such situations considering that the ideal outcome always is to get into an inbreeding situation and not out of it

[@MetalHev]

Its actually not that weird that the zoo worked without chickens, as it essentially became a sort of "grognar memorial park" at that point.

[@ilonachan]

Wait you mean the mere memory of this ONE chicken may have been the reason for all the ticket sales? Damn GROGNAR really was a magnificent fellow, with so many loyal fans, carrying even after his (maybe?) death

[@MetalHev]

@@ilonachan think about it in real life, we have a bunch of parks where people spend the afternoon lazing about, jogging, and doing picnics, and maybe they have some backstory to it that nobody cares. Hell, my city has what people call "the drooling horse park".

[@smalltime0]

@@MetalHev Is the park dedicated to one drooling horse? Or is the park just infected with that fungus/bacteria that causes it?

[@MetalHev]

@@smalltime0 it doesn't have actual horses, only a horse fountain with water coming out of its mouth.

[@guilhermesampaio8123]

Spiff should definatly make a no animal zoo

[@AcediaRex]

One day we need a "cruelty off" between Spiff and RTGame in this game where the aim is just to make the most horrifically unethical zoo possible

[@thespiffingbrit]

I am sure we can add in some other youtubers into the cruelty thunderdome :D

[@jasonwalton9553]

@@thespiffingbrit Like Josh (Let's Game It Out)?

[@chrisc7563]

@@jasonwalton9553 He did a "theme park of perpetual agony" in the last 24 hours.

[@SwiggyCorvid]

@@jasonwalton9553 Yes do that!

[@CreepyPersonCube.]

@@thespiffingbrit Let's do it! Let's start the Bi-Annual Elite Gamer Presenter Cruelty Exhibition, or the BAEGPCE, or Bae Gaps.

[@unknownchicken954]

I rate the trade center a 7/10 hotel, being immortal and not needing food was great but there were a lot of sick folk in the neighbouring boxes

[@Vioblight]

Imagine hearing from your parents that this zoo used to have chickens A hundred years ago, you visit over and over paying the entrance fee. Then one day staff show up and unleash 100 diseased chickens. What an experience

[@Ningenb]

- It's a chicken. - No. Much more better. It is a picture of a chicken!

[@kahunab7400]

'We have the concept of a chicken!'

[@JesusPlsSaveMe]

​@@kahunab7400 *Revelation 3:20* Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. HEY THERE 🤗 JESUS IS CALLING YOU TODAY. Turn away from your sins, confess, forsake them and live the victorious life. God bless. *Revelation 22:12-14* And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last. Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.

[@Oblithian]

Well you know what they say, a 🐓 in hand is worth 2 in the bush.

[@Gamer3427]

@@Oblithian I think this may be the one time that saying doesn't work properly.

[@Lęmœņaıðe]

“It’s the thought that counts”

[@Eliastion]

Spiff went through three basic business models: 1. Zoo with chickens only (making money off tickets and donations by people looking at animals) 2. Poultry farm open to visitors (making money off breeding and selling chickens, with some income from tickets and donations on top of it) 3. Private park (making money off tickets bought by people who just come to enjoy some time among the trees) Frankly, the chilling thing isn't the chickens stuck in the stasis in the trading centre - it's the overall state of the world (or at least the general area around the facility) that makes people come and pay $4 just to walk around among the trees for a while - and maybe read on endangered animals and overexploitation. I imagine the world outside the "zoo" grounds to be some industrial wasteland inhospitable to human life. Probably the effect of Spiff playing Sim City or something.

[@hdWWtchR]

Damn those chickens even lived in stasis way longer than their average lifespan

[@wobblysauce]

2, is the snack bar, as long as you want chicken.

[@leadpaintchips9461]

TBH people would be willing to pay $4 to walk around in a well maintained park nowadays in places that aren't inhospitable wastelands. I mean, just a place where we don't have to deal with the modern BS is a huge drive.

[@F.B.I]

​​@@leadpaintchips9461 there's a lot of (if not all of them) free parks in my country that are just practically endless alleyways with trees, playgrounds, clean toilet buildings etc etc, i see absolutely no reason to pay 4 dollars just to walk among trees, at this point just go to the forest or visit a national park

[@seb4sti4n666]

In Quebec we have an old Zoo that became a park and people go there

[@voxfoxclips8684]

Grognar died standing... as a true warrior would! Pour some yorkshire tea out for the boy!

[@retsaMinnavoiG]

Yolkshire*

[@evanthesquirrel]

I built a zoo. A huge zoo, with only one small dog. It was a shitzu. Then I built another zoo. I put bagels, English muffins, and croissants in the cages. It was bread in captivity.

[@veeezis]

21:06 Customer recent thoughts: "I've seen bigger.." :DDD

[@alexiserlexcc]

Lmao a bot already stole your comment

[@veeezis]

@@alexiserlexcc I'll take it as a sign that it was a good comment :D

[@jimijenkins2548]

@@veeezis After all, imitation is a form of flattery.

[@davidm.2260]

This could turn into chicken farm simulator. All you have to do is 1) Each male chicken separated in a different enclosure with X females 2) Sell all male baby chicken born (buy if you need new ones) 3) Move all female baby chicken in a circle to prevent inbreeding once they grow up (chicken born to Male #1 and female #1 should go to enclosure with male #2 and its chicken babies to male #3) 4) Profit

[@gsigs]

Many years ago the Children's Zoo at the San Diego Zoo had a small, table-sized exhibit that featured baby chicks. You could actually reach into the exhibit and touch the chicks. There were quite a few of them. I worked nearby and was a zoo member, so oftentimes at lunch I would go there and just stick my arm in. The chicks would come stand on my palm and peck at the hairs on my arm. It was fun for everyone involved so naturally the zoo put an end to it. Thanks for bringing back good memories, I guess.

[@bonkaddicct8620]

if it was that easy to touch them, they probably stopped cuz people kept feeding them or an even worse possibility, someone tried to take one of the chicks.

[@frosthammer917]

People being able to freely touch little chicks can only end badly. I understand why they stopped it

[@metal_pipe9764]

One of the chicks probably died because of it tbh.

[@MaskedDeath_]

@@frosthammer917 💀

[@janisir4529]

I would try to make a stupidly long meandering path to the chickens, so that it takes more time to see the only animal, so that you can sell food.

[@homerman76]

That could potentially lead to its own set of issues if the guests get upset along the way. You also wouldn't be surviving on the chickens alone 🤔

[@aceking9410]

that'd just how Josh (LetsGameitOut) style,mister Brit here prefers to show how "balanced" a game is

[@janisir4529]

@aceking9410 people entering an empty Park for 100 years is not that interesting of a video, also not that much money

[@BoomBoom-ym5oy]

@@janisir4529 he could definitely tweak it further

[@bad-people6510]

I could go for some chicken.

[@kylesoli1851]

As someone who ranches and you know... Farms chickens, I can say I have never ever seen normal birds going for 100s of dollars. Spiff, please break reality and adjust prices out here as well. Much appreciated. I'll even name our first spring's cock after you (Or hen, if that's more your style).

[@Taladar2003]

I bet you have never fed your chickens for roughly $10 per feeding either.

[@TheFlyingRonin]

Unless inflation did a number on things. I doubt real people would feed chicken like royals lmao.

[@onykaleedy4391]

🤣i was just thinking that like why are they sooo expensive ? My most expensive chicken was like $8 not $129

[@williamfalls]

I'm something of a chicken person myself. There are a few sub-species of chickens that would cost roughly that much (some due to being rare and some because they lay much more eggs on average), however I highly doubt these chickens are those valueable type of chickens.

[@Hawk_of_Battle]

I mean the game also only starts you with 10k and expects you to make a working zoo with it, I think the pricing scheme in this game is a bit all over the place.

[@Loire83]

I look forward to Spiff featuring on PETA's homepage soon for being slightly neglectful of digital animals.

[@Sinncrow]

Honestly, this video reminded me of an exploit that used to be in Frontier Developments' Jurassic World Evolution 2 where you could make an incredibly profitable five-star park without releasing a single dinosaur. Before they patched it out, you used to be able to build multiple Innovation Centers without it penalizing your appeal ratings. Whenever you built multiples of an identical attraction building, JWE2 would divide that attraction's appeal rating between the multiple instances of said attraction. So if you had two aquariums, it would divide the normal +100 you'd get from one to +50 between the two. However, the game DID NOT do this for the Innovation Center attraction. Instead, it just gave the same +250 appeal to all Innovation Centers built regardless of how many there were. So if you built like five of them, instead of the game dividing the +250 between the five centers, you would get a total appeal rating of +1250. As such, all you had to do was keep building Innovation Centers, line them with restrooms, emergency bunkers, and shops, adjust the shops to maximize profits, and you could achieve a five-star rating very quickly even at the highest difficulty rating. Plus, to unlock the Innovation Center, all you had to do was make a single, cheap dinosaur in the hatchery, select the airdrop release option, immediately cancel the release, and the game would say you released said dinosaur while also saying the dinosaur was still stuck in the hatchery. Since it would still be in the hatchery, you didnt need to worry about any of its needs and it would never die because the game technically considered it to be non-existant. And since you could build your appeal rating without increasing your dino population, you would never had to deal with diseases, breakouts, or dinosaur related sabotages, thus greatly reducing the overall difficulty even further. Thus, you could make a wildly successful five-star dinosaur park in record time without ever having a single dinosaur. I used it to clear so many challenge mode maps insanely quickly. I wish that exploit was still in the game. It was so silly and a ton of fun to use, and I think Spiff would have had an absolute ball with it.

[@contacter4826]

Man invents farming chickens 2024 AD

[@gurugurumawaru7869]

Bruh... this ain't a chicken zoo. It's a poultry farm innit?

[@thespiffingbrit]

legally no comment

[@justinmiller7929]

That's a fowl accusation, good sir!

[@hawkeye5955]

@@justinmiller7929 : It'll ruffle some feathers.

[@JesusPlsSaveMe]

​@@thespiffingbrit Where are you going after you die? What happens next? Have you ever thought about that? Repent today and give your life to Jesus Christ to obtain eternal salvation. Tomorrow may be too late my brethen😢. Hebrews 9:27 says "And as it is appointed unto man once to die, but after that the judgement

[@owieczkacs]

@@thespiffingbrit waghahhahah

[@priest_of_syrinx]

17:38 It's like 'Schrodinger's Cat' but with diseased chickens. 'Spiff's Diseased Chicken' thought experiment

[@Oblithian]

Well, naming conventions dictate what we must call this...

[@onenaser]

hello! I'm kinda addicted to your lovely channel, and I really enjoy your magnificent voice, but I noticed your voice is changed slightly, did you change your mic? or do you have laryngitis? I hope everything is okay with you!

[@laurensummers4946]

Not sure how popular it would be from an algorithm perspective, but I'd be interested in seeing more planet zoo videos. There's heaps of creators who go into the design and building side of the game, not so much the mechanics of it. It's a surprisingly deep and optimisable game. Some examples of ways to optimise: - If you build the habitat using scenery in place of barriers (e.g. rocks or building parts, or water if the animal can't swim), you don't have to repair them, therefore you can skip hiring a maintenence worker until much later in the game - If you put the keeper hut right next to the habitat entrance, it reduces the time it takes to feed them by a lot. In bigger zoos, you can make little back-of-house areas that lead out to multiple habitats, and thus drastically reduce the number of keepers you need to hire. E.g. four habitats with a keeper hut where their corners meet. Reduces downtime even more if you put a staff room right there as well, and work zone it so they don't wander off - Even if guests don't stay long in the zoo, it can be worth getting food and drink shops. The guest AI is a bit weird (or at least it was when I was playing more), and they prioritise filling needs even over seeing animals - and they pretty much always arrive with at least one need in the yellow. So you can make some pretty insane amounts of money off them. Build them on a little plaza just off the entrance (with a staff room right behind so the workers don't need to go far) for best results

[@wawi911]

At 20:43, the stock image is... spiffco? Insane continuity

[@FluffyPuppyKasey]

Yeah that's a running gag

[@farmerfella]

Another chicken rushing over and starting to eat the dead rooster is peak chicken behaviour. Perfect simulation. 10/10

[@DrRussian]

100% if chickens were bigger, they would try to eat you. I've seen what they do to snakes.

[@farmerfella]

@@DrRussian a strong childhood memory of mine was watching a group of chickens shred a mouse apart. Horrifying.

[@robo1000]

18:58 7.2 years ain’t bad for a chicken. He had a good run.

[@davidhaney4034]

Did anyone else realize we are the guest watching the zoo with one chicken? Whats next spiffing a blank video for us all to flock too?

[@happyhatebot]

As a Genshin stan... I did not expect a serious Spiff sponsorship, but appreciate it. Though I am somehow not surprised that FLOATING GUN was the one they got him to do. It *is* a nice gun!

[@ereviscale3966]

I'm doing the 100 days without peeing challenge

[@thespiffingbrit]

[@martinkhairullah9224]

You’re gonna die if you do that brother 😂

[@CMDR_Hogbenhog]

@@martinkhairullah9224 let him cook!!!!

[@W4iteFlame]

How about peeing for 100 days instead?

[@Tencreed]

@@martinkhairullah9224 especially while drinking tea.

[@epsilon752]

As someone who's had to buy shelter and food for pet chickens, yep, they're expensive. Not the birds themselves, no. But even a small coop for 4 chickens can easily cost 300 dollars. Building one yourself is much, much cheaper. I doubt the zoo really has that option though, so $5800 it is, and that must be with a Black Friday discount.

[@Aman7733Gaming]

Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if people in real life were willing to pay $3 to tour an empty chicken zoo. Sounds like one of those experiences you go to out of morbid curiosity.

[@Marinara_Sauce70]

I want to see Spiff break sports video games, like the treasure trove of glitches EA leaves in is insane

[@thijsvandertang4240]

Love the Grognak The Destroyer, Attorney at Law, Esquire, M.D. reference!

[@josephiroth89]

Chickens in a glass box? This isn't a zoo. It's an art museum.

[@fishpop]

That title is something out of a Let's Game It Out video :P

[@renammartinez]

That would had been a collab for the ages

[@nikk-named]

Let's game it out and Spiffing brit are placed on the same line of breaking games, Let's Game it out breaks them in the moment, and Spiffing Brit breaks them with preparation.

[@dementedshrew]

literally

[@youbetterwakeup2449]

Was half expecting to hear, "Hey there. This is Josh."

[@Furzkampfbomber]

@@nikk-named Josh from LGIO is basically the end boss for game devs. Spiff is absolutely amazing when it comes to exploits, but technically, he is not _breaking_ most of the games, he just exploits the hell out of every little oversight. Josh, on the other hand, simply breaks the games by doing things that were absolutely, totally and under no circumstances intented by the defs or even deemed possible or by bringing them to their absolute limits. I mean, he forced Satisfactory to its knees and to single digit framerates so hard, that the devs actually asked him for a savegame with the conveyor belt tornado, so they could all kinds of data from it, and subsequently do some quite drastic performance improving changes to the game engines.

[@gurth-quake1627]

Coffee drinker - 100 days, 1 animal Tea connoisseur - 100 YEARS, 0 animals

[@Anders_Lund]

Perfectly balanced, as it should be

[@lisasteel6817]

I’m upset that the shape of your enclosure doesn’t match closer with the description of the theme park.

[@b4tman_and_Rob1n]

TRUE

[@TheRumpletiltskin]

Plays Zoo game. Creates unethical industrical chicken farm. Never change spiff.

[@waddles6996]

My favorite exploit is challenging spiff by pretending to be a coffe drinker soo he can show me exploits soo I don't have to look for them.

[@Meh-d6y]

Challenge failed, the challenge was *one animal* not *one species* I’m excited to see you retry with only one chicken.

[@MorningBoneMan]

I play a lot of ck3 I know how to deal with incest - Spiff 2024

[@chaos-sy1kq]

I literally just got home from the club and this may not be the highlight of my night but its by far the most comforting and entertaining

[@BooTeaCheeks]

I bet Spiff can't play a coffee shop sim for 100 days and have an extremely successful shop only selling black coffee.

[@charlesfranks1902]

I will ONLY drink black coffee, I don't want contaminants.

[@12SickOne34]

Let him sell only black tea at his coffee shop.

[@therealfriday13th]

I second the challenge.

[@diablo.the.cheater]

No, he must do coffe and then put tea bags in the coffee to create tea-coffe ungodly abominations!

[@YataTheFifteenth]

​@@diablo.the.cheateroh I've done that. Tastes like barf.

[@lathrael7152]

I think you technically failed the challenge, because challenge required you to have ONE animal species... When you had zero. :I

[@shrimpisdelicious]

Out of curiosity, is this Zoo's name brand integration with Hat Film's famous fried chicken restaurant chain?

[@thespiffingbrit]

It is indeed

[@OldManJ3nkins]

Another banger. It is amazing to me that you keep your videos funny and fresh after this many years. Keep it up!

[@alistairmorrison569]

The temptation to start a chicken 'zoo' in my backyard is strong. Must resist.

[@Garathon]

2:46 I love the effort for the title and description here lol

[@Darkangelnum1]

0:45 not a high bar

[@hayden3263]

@@Darkangelnum1 idris Elba

[@shinyy8918]

Damn 💀

[@Chriswill-iy3gr]

You're quite quick on your feet sir that was a splendid joke it truly got a chuckle out of me

[@XiahouJoe]

who else noticed the challenge was one animal not one species?

[@somedipshtinthecomments2507]

11:30 ya cut me deep Spiff, ya cut me reeeal deep

[@thespiffingbrit]

[@lfcbpro]

Spiff literally making the zoo of the future, just boards telling us what animals used to live on the planet. Before the day of reckoning !!!

[@askalon4558]

70000 People in a hundred year is like 2 people a day (for an everyday opening). Still, the challenge is done!

[@Battlejunky1002]

Bro just played Farming simulator with extra steps... buy chicken, breed chicken, sell chicken, profit.

[@rafaeljurgen]

How dare KZbin gate keeps this video from me for 35 seconds

[@bowieinc]

Is it worse to go to a zoo without any animals or to watch a KZbin video about a zoo without any animals. Lol. Great Video!!!

[@lianaverwood9810]

The Former. The Video has more Entertainment Value for the Commentary that is provided alongside it, despite how the content it's put to is not the Best...

[@karmadyllic]

A tiny fact that not many know - Spiff's voice is so deep that he has to speed his vids up 75x so that creatures other than ocean dwelling mammals can hear him. Intriguingly, Spiff's natural voice has been suggested as the reason for so many whales beaching themselves. Who knew?

[@jakkaljakobie8774]

Excellent video as always! Ive been playing this game for years and frankly I didnt think this could be done. If you wanted to push this *even farther*, here are a plethora of ways you can boost profits: All animals have an "appeal rating", which determines how enthusiastic your guests are for seeing an animal. Chickens have the lowest as you pointed out, but you can increase this in the following ways: Breed gold ranked animals- fairy simple to do, each animals stats has a chance to roll higher than its parents. Doing this also counts as a "lifetime event". These build up individual animal appeal, something you did with GROGNAK. These add to it's star appeal rank at the back of the animal's stat page when you click on it. Guests get bored with small zoos, so make the zoo bigger artificially. Just make the path between the guests and chickens uncomfortably long, and you can add all the food, drink, and gift stands you like. If you start your zoo in an extreme environment, like the arctic or desert, it will make your guests crave even more consessions. Decorate everything. It doesn't matter how well a thing is decorated, just how much. Using a mix of plants and construction items is ideal. You can lower staff wages. Just dont tip them into the red and you're fine. Speaking of staff, your vet serves an extra purpose: research. You can set your vet to max out chicken research which will drive up education and therefore donations. Lastly, a couple of items. Using the education boards and speakers at the same time will drive up education. The habitat camera will boost marketing for basically free as well, and you just need one. Cant wait to see what you do next!

[@glitchvlogs6597]

Let's Game It Out and TSB making a video about games by FE in one day? What a good day to speak the language of the Anglo-Normans.

[@thespiffingbrit]

I thought his video was planet coaster 2... (Its very good btw)

[@slippywheels7543]

@@thespiffingbrit it is and it was

[@dcincco]

@@slippywheels7543agreed

[@glitchvlogs6597]

@@thespiffingbrit It seems my dementia is getting incredibly worse, my good sir. But it is still the same game company no?

[@hermanthegerman1391]

Genshin PR-team: Hey spiff we wanna sponsor your next Video. You up? Spiff: Sure Genshin PR-team: Nice. Just to make sure you are not some creep... whats gonna be the title of the video? Spiff: Well...

[@fractal-dreamz]

@@hermanthegerman1391 you're saying that like hoyo cares about if people are scummy lmao

[@ShaggysMovingPictureBox]

11:25 RIP @everyone

[@RandomVideoCommenterOME]

Every sentence Spiff speaks sounds like the resolution of an argument, but then he continues to speak. Its like a never-ending cycle of, 'And then-'

[@quattor9532]

Grognar the Destroyer, the brother of Grognak the Destroyer

[@defaultentry]

Spiff this is one of my all time favourite videos that you've published. It reminds me of your earlier Cities Skylines content which I think is great watching.

[@joshdickey6164]

A coffee drinker actually challenges The Spiffing Brit? Impossible!

[@markos50100]

I thought the challenge was one animal, not one species. Was still epic like usual.

[@pinkyphone3680]

Funny how one of the chickens was named "ittai" because it sound alot like the Japanese "itai," which when translated, means "it hurts"

[@Dookybootie]

Not as cute when the scream it. Ask me how I know, I'll refer you to my lawyer.

[@diablo.the.cheater]

@@Dookybootie Okay then I will ask you, does your lawyer know?

[@Dookybootie]

@diablo.the.cheater She is my representative on the matter. So to answer your question, yes She does know.

[@toimine8930]

ittai is also a valid phrase in japanese, it means "what the hell"

[@pinkyphone3680]

😭 I wasn't aware of that one lol

[@salmuttotabreabittlecochicarac]

you should've used ONE animal as in one chicken.

[@GoatSimpulator]

*American witches be like:* 1:57

[@TheShy1000]

Imagine your parents take you to a zoo, and it's just one (1) chicken, which is also f-ing dead, and your mom sheds a tear, saying "It's just like I remembered it.", and puts 50$ in coins in the donation box.

[@doodling-gods]

8:08 that is one hyperspecific stock image

[@stalincat2457]

Quick, count their fingers!

[@queru1ous]

You can see uncut white space between the rightmost chicken's legs, it's photoshopped

[@yvontremblay51]

Being a sick chicken for 100 years actualy meens you are healthy chicken!!

[@matah4295]

He turned a zoo sim into a farming sim..

[@SilverPorcupine]

You transfemme'd the zoo by taking away the male chicken at the end o:

[@the_puzzlest]

you probably could've survived with no animals if you just drank pure coffee, tbh

[@thespiffingbrit]

dont make me release the hounds

[@SharienGaming]

@@thespiffingbrit i dont think the hounds would appreciate coffee drinker blood... they have class after all lets unleash the bees instead! 😂

[@Bruhman_16]

⁠​⁠@@SharienGamingYou think bees would like coffee drinker blood? Sounds like something a COFFEE DRINKER would say

[@SharienGaming]

@@Bruhman_16 i mean... bees wouldnt be consuming the blood - just injecting venom into their body and calling it a day XD

[@the_puzzlest]

@@SharienGaming good thing im immune to veno- AHHHH AHHHHH OWWWW AHHHHH

[@ivanwilly0115]

At 9:33 I stop because the background music was a cumbia. Sadly I can only leave 1 like to the video because that deserves 5 more. Amazing video, hopefully in the next park you will sell fried chicken for maximun profit

[@michelvanderlinden8363]

I see "spiff", "suffering", and Im sold.

[@DracomW]

Spif with a sponsor like Genshin is something really good to see

[@M1NCH_]

Ah yes, a zoo full of chickens funded entirely by generous donations… it’s like Spiffing Brit looked at his subscriber base and said, 'What if I recreated my KZbin empire in zoo form?' Truly a perfectly balanced business model, as all things should be!

[@oldsoulrathael]

I love videos like this that inadvertently make a word stop sounding like a word through repetition. Good job turning a zoo into a poultry farm and then into the Grognar the Destroyer Memorial Park.

[@groofay]

Grognar the Destroyer? Would he happen to be an attorney at law?

[@MoonshineRobot]

Grognak's inspiration animal

[@Oblithian]

I feel like that CKIII joke was really under appreciated 👌.

[@ophilipp7292]

1:57, yes, because we want to see her ride..... a gun, ofc. thats why. why would anyone want something else ?

[@Xeconis]

Take a shot for every [KZbin Safe] joke in this video, see if you can wake up in the morning

[@matthewmullen2303]

0:12 instantly thought of Jeannie from MxR Plays

[@ADogNamedStay]

Ah yes, college and Skyrim mods daily

[@matthewmullen2303]

@@ADogNamedStay kind of. Shame they were kicked off KZbin

[@zacbohannon9553]

A skyrim collab with them and Spiff would be wild.

[@mjm3091]

​@@matthewmullen2303 not really. They were literally spamming the worst type of gross sexual clickbait thumbnails and titles and when they got smashed by KZbin, they came crying that they need donations. That happened at least 5 times I remember, likely more.

[@matthewmullen2303]

@@mjm3091 awful summarization. You must have loved to hate on them

[@tristanfarmer9031]

You got sponsored, so we gotta get a breaking Genshin Impact.

[@hjsweet3866]

Ah, Spiffing finally make a Lets Game It Out ahh video, I was waiting for this☕

[@deathhog]

Local British man opens chicken farm / petting zoo, fails terribly at keeping the chickens healthy, sells animals and coasts on public goodwill without letting them see them in the factory cages.

[@cnsilva9]

Spiff you forget something about genshin, you can live in a Magical "TEA" pot.

[@User-ec2bh]

How dare you to call yourself the sexiest man of Britain? We all know this title belongs to Clarkson.

[@silynes]

Brit, we all know you want two different kinds.

[@thespiffingbrit]

what do you mean...

[@uncookedbacan]

He obviously means Hens and Roosters ​@@thespiffingbrit

[@ooppoop4522]

Hey! :) Couple things you may find useful for your next challenge - - instead of using the fences the game provides, you can place down an invisible fence and then make your own with walls or scenery pieces. You can make them super simple like just placing walls and lowering then in to the ground just enough so guests can see over them. This completely negates any cost for maintenance. It's amazing early game! - you can click on animals and give them birth control to incest prevent 😊

[@OlaftheGreat]

Spiff I love you but the sexiest British person is clearly David Tennant

[@JAY-gl5xd]

You are incorrect but don't feel bad. Many people make that mistake. Susie Dent is the sexiest British person.

[@Indigo_Sullivan]

First time I enjoyed watching full sponsor add of a youtube creator. Thank you Spiff.

[@kazutoriyama5142]

you transformed one animal into one species lol

[@ashemrus]

By the end he transformed it back to one animal and eventually 0 animals, so it is fine

[@golias121]

Challenge build Zoo. Spiff, "Ok" and build KFC. :D

[@Foundfootagegaming]

Now what we all really need is a park using only bears

[@richardschopf5819]

will this bear footage be unedited?

[@groofay]

@@richardschopf5819 Might be something to ask your doctor about.

[@Archotype-d8g]

That would be unBEARable I’m not sorry for that

[@LadyCorvia]

Im seeing a lit more than just one animal there mr spiff

[@elijahbickerstaff7564]

Grognar the destroyer? Sounds awful lot like Grognak the Destroyer Attorney at Law

[@HeaGen1]

"you're not healthy, BACK IN THE BOX!!!!" had me dying, Grognar is our forever KING