Cities Skylines Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Tolls Only No Tax Challenge

[@LarvaSolus]

Should've named the city EA since everything good in the city is behind a paywall

[@Noobie2k7]

Ooooo GOTTEM!!!

[@Septimus_ii]

@@Noobie2k7 They're not toll booths, they're surprise traffic jams

[@markmcgehee3864]

Septimus ii this isn’t a robbery It’s a Surprise Withdraw

[@degtyarev708]

No way in hell they'd allow 0% tax. 20%, *maybe*

[@Primordial_Radiance]

Not to mention the giant shit hole...

[@sandro5535]

I like to imagine a car chase. The thief has to stop by and pay toll to continue from the cops and the cops has to stop by and pay the toll to do their job xD Pure genius

[@xXSmellyBritchesXx]

And then the cops run out of money but the criminal keeps paying the toll with the bank money that he robbed

[@xXSmellyBritchesXx]

@@TaikaJamppa HMMMM 🤔

[@kaas2024]

@@xXSmellyBritchesXx HMMMMM 🤔

[@6idiotsinabunker59]

If the robber has 1mill how much money will he have by the end

[@diamond_chaos]

@@6idiotsinabunker59 he would have negative money

[@davidbailey1721]

Amazing how Spiff managed to perfectly emulate the over-tolled and overflowing cesspool of Sydney. Well done.

[@nicholasgalayini7063]

Brooooooooo he really did didn’t he

[@almost.sweettalk.caffeine]

Hahahaha legit 🤣

[@bird-war]

@Moon Shine nah, New Jersey

[@tefnutofhoney2832]

Nah detroit

[@iiaubp9287]

You for got the fact that there is still 54% tax rate

[@TuffMelon]

"I tried to visit New Sealand, but i forgot to bring my savings with me so i couldn't get past the toll booths, and when trying to find somewhere to turn around i got washed away by a tsunami of sewage"

[@mitsvanmitsvanio6106]

This is a feature, if you dont pay the toll there is no turn back, you will get drown from sewage as capital punishment.

[@dembro27]

Sounds more like New Peeland.

[@ryanlesner4716]

" A bank is being robbed open the gate. " " I can not do that officer pay the toll. "

[@kecukraftwork1988]

Don't worry. By the time the thieves leave the city, they'd have paid back all the money they stole.

[@Alecscs]

@@kecukraftwork1988 lmao

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

I don't want to ruin the joke, but in the game city service vehicles are exempt from tolls, as the net income from them would be $0.

[@buggart]

@@CWINDOWSsystem32 Not in New Sealand it isn't!

[@slaphand9578]

@@buggart new zealand's long lost cousin, new sealand

[@cultofdumbpling4699]

"Queen Elizabeth II Memorial Bridge" well...that aged like fine wine

[@egemenozan5641]

was scrolling down looking for this

[@uthopia27]

Oofff

[@TempLiveOffical]

Yikes

[@Now_Roxas]

Not mad happy or sad she died idc

[@darkezeo7322]

Lol

[@MilitantDove]

What it's like as a New Sealand citizen: "Ah, Margaret! Our home is on fire!" "Oh, Harold. Not to worry, a tsunami of sewage water is coming to put it out!" "Oh, how I love living tax free!"

[@katanah3195]

This sounds like something a "libertarian" would actually say.

[@arturmartincovschi9901]

@@katanah3195 thats kinda sussy amogus

[@blessedfragger5988]

Damn, it’s almost like roads make up hardly 2% of taxes

[@Torthrodhel]

"No mother, it's just the northern lights."

[@Perseagatuna]

@@katanah3195 You could pay a private fire insurance/firefighting company

[@nguyenxuancuong7685]

me:Making 120$ a week going home: 2000$ per day on road toll me: marvelous

[@Texelion]

But hey, NO TAX !

[@quoctrungtran6403]

cc

[@benjaminyaary8419]

just bike

[@kieranpenrose]

That’s what it’s like insuring a car at 20 in the UK

[@youraverageuser7039]

I do like to walk so I can horde my cash and if the sidewalk has tolls theres dirt i can walk around it

[@justintime5120]

Ironic how a game that killed EA's interpretation of a city builder executed the paywall system more effectively than EA's practices

[@AndrooUK]

Paradox is good at microtransactions these days.

[@matthewrawlings1284]

​@@AndrooUK at least paradox actually puts *new content* behind the paywall, not content that *should* be in the base game.

[@jarvinator0692]

Oh no the pit is leaking -The Spiffing Brit

[@therailfanningskeleton359]

The only game where you can tax without rebellion!

[@aidenpons9584]

I was waiting for that to happen :P

[@hotwill100]

Sounds like a RTGaming

[@ObligedUniform]

@Timbo Dewabem no tolling without polling!

[@adamgray1753]

RTGaming did the "Poop Volcano" idea first, @@hotwill100. The Spiffing Brit's Poop Volcano is subpar in comparison.

[@Epzilon12]

This reminds me of playing Rollercoaster Tycoon and charging nothing for entrance, nothing for drinks then charging for bathroom

[@whokilledmercy1497]

Literally welcome to Germany

[@MurdocsMinion]

If you do this with RCT2, you can name the guests a bunch of variations of Frances McGowan, and they'll constantly need to use it.

[@irobot661]

As an American who has been to Germany and the United Kingdom my opinion on the paid bathrooms is that they are easily some of the cleanest public restrooms I have ever seen. The area just outside of them (where you pay) are by far the fithiest I have ever seen in the developed world. It's almost as if if a drunk or very poor person isn't going to magically no longer have to use the bathroom when you tell them they can't. They also have great senses of irony I guess.

[@MmeHyraelle]

I was charging 10 cents for drinks but 2$ for toilets :d fill that bladder mylady and dont puke.

[@muradm7748]

@@irobot661 In Poland all public bathrooms are free and as clean as in Germany. I was annoyed that I have to pay 1 euro just to pee in McDonalds

[@hesterclapp9717]

Fun fact: "New Zealand" is the English interpretation of the Dutch "Niew Zeeland", literally meaning New Sealand. However, Zeeland is actually a province of the Netherlands, so if the Brits were to do it, it would be a bit like finding a new continent and calling it "New South Wales".

[@theduchyofmilanball3157]

*Looks over at Australia.*

[@selkie698]

Wait.

[@gwest3644]

The Dutch originally called Australia “Nieuw Holland” when they found it, Holland is another Dutch province

[@HysteryProduction]

@@gwest3644 And Holland is also a nickname to call the Netherlands as a whole in French. Languages are complicated.

[@botmace2646]

Nieuw*

[@aidenpons9584]

"A lot of people are walking to their houses, that's a good sign, maybe we're helping the environment a bit" *Has built a coal fired power plant in a major industrial area and dumps sewage down a big hole that leads to Australia that frequently overflows*

[@Zapper1993]

I recognise that profile picture! Rock Raiders for life.

[@suezuccati304]

LUL

[@averageskeletonremover2415]

He's just putting out the bushfires

[@iaobtc]

Libertarians: "Taxation is theft!" Statists: "But who will build the roads?" Spiffing Brit: "I have a compromise"

[@GamingOS]

Statits?

[@SirColonelVonBurger]

@OriginalTharios libertarians dong seem to think about this since privately owned roads could very well be toll ridden

[@quentinvorchak3086]

@OriginalTharios That might be true in some cases, but the PA Turnpike is a pretty clear case of the government messing up a previously well-maintained, privatized system. It used to be a smooth, cheap ride, but PennDOT's Act 44 has forced them to pay $450m annually to the state government, leading to a massive increase in toll rates over the last 11 years, and they're still billions in debt. Planned expansions have been cancelled, road rebuilds have been swapped out for patches, and toll rates still continue to increase while the quality of the road overall goes down. Property taxes have also gone up statewide and PA's stretch of route 80 now also has government operated tolls, yet little to no profits from any of these taxes and tolls actually go to the roads. edit: not saying you're wrong, just saying *in my experience*, privatization worked out better than government management.

[@Thulzor]

@OriginalTharios 2/3 of the roads in Sweden are private without any tolls at all and the tolls would have to be pretty significant to take over 50% of people's wages.

[@xyonblade]

@OriginalTharios I mean, that is speculation, it is a definite concern that should not be overlooked, but it is still speculation

[@-Miasimon]

I'm probably going to Hell for laughing at the dead kid in the bouncy castle. I can only imagine a dead body in there, bouncing around as a bunch of other kids try to bounce away from it while screaming. It's like when a cockroach flies off the wall at you, only smellier and significantly more expensive thanks to all the toll roads.

[@johnwallace2260]

“Tax is for when they become a rich colony, like America, then you hit them with the tax. And you hit them with the tax” gets ready to Boston harbor again

[@TurdFurgeson571]

Citizen: I can't afford to get home, even if I work all day without sleeping! Mayor Spiff: Ah yes. But you can't afford to leave either... Drink your tea.

[@heroes0844]

But... can he afford the tea?

[@TurdFurgeson571]

@@heroes0844 NO! lol

[@heroes0844]

@@TurdFurgeson571 '0'

[@dm7w]

12:21 Service vehicles (e.g. police cars and garbage trucks) do not pay any money to pass the toll roads. That's why only two cars had passed the toll road you see at 16:25.

[@jameswinters5018]

Daniel M. I don’t think busses pay either

[@jannikheidemann3805]

@@jameswinters5018 That's because you own them too.

[@tompenfold5367]

'Wow this city has no tax!' 'No, they just charge you every single time you get to and leave work' 'Sounds fanstastic'

[@Pete-zi9pi]

So like Dubai lol

[@vox.6607]

Not lying, you’re actually the reason I started drinking tea. Thank you.

[@JoahTheThread5ive]

I drink coffee now just to spite him. I don't even like coffee.

[@radomilprokopmaly5722]

I don't drink either....

[@alexkairis3927]

When do we create a meme with Spiff, looking like snoop dog, with "sip tea ereyday"

[@ElZamo92]

Elitesheep 7 same. I bought a big box of Lipton black tea the other day... I’ve almost finished it in about a month...

[@zestybrobean]

@@ElZamo92 I started with lipton too. Have you tried English breakfast tea? If you haven't, I reccomend it.

[@MrPhil360]

Spiff plan for profit 1. Advertising tea to Americans 2. Get Americans hooked on tea 3..... 4. Profits

[@PaxIesus]

British Empire 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@amatthew1231]

I mean that's literally what happened to me. I was in the London for vacation after summer classes in Europe and thought "Hm I think I'll try out this Yorkshire stuff Spiff keeps talking about" And yeah shits kinda amazing. I bought 2 boxes home with me, had to declare it as contraband and show it to security which was pretty funny. I was converted.

[@arziphaelarziphael7671]

st0inks

[@ambidexter2017]

More like Boston Tea Party 2: Empire strikes back

[@jorgegarcia6140]

Last time they tried it shit went down in Boston.

[@tompenfold5367]

You can also charge the walking traffic by making it a park and putting in entrances/exits. Way cheaper to run and just as much income, if not more.

[@kilroy6429]

Me, an American, sitting here pretending to get all of the jokes about England: haha I also like salad soup.

[@tomhubbard8510]

An american? Here? GET THE PITCHFORKS LADS!!!

[@calebspilman7811]

Oh i get it

[@drmegasteve4335]

Don't worry, the us has beaten the UK twice so we can do it

[@ukpatient0403]

Just Google Slough it's like detroit but like w no guns or knives just depression n dat

[@MAGICVINCE911]

@@ukpatient0403 man, what a place

[@BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines]

Fantastic 👍

[@harrb3736]

Hi Biffa. :)

[@akselistad346]

excluding lane mathematics in the video

[@danthiel8623]

Nice hi there

[@arhanrahi9221]

While watching this video I was thinking if Biffa would see this video

[@LionDaCat]

Lol

[@Patrick.Weightman]

I love that he's directly on a river but chooses to dump waste into cesspits

[@Robman275]

Spiff may be "Make big money by placing an absurd amount of Toll booths" evil, but he isn't "UK Government" evil.

[@jmuells6212]

“I moved to New Sealand for the no tax which was nice, but then my family drowned in a literal tidal wave of sewage.”

[@tortron]

AHH well, shit happens

[@nicolascordier12]

I don't even know why he did that just use the eco version of those things in the river and then use the cleaning plant on the water! New Sealand is always on the verge of a literal shitfest!

[@mistertaz94]

@@tortron ah. Punny

[@johnfoltz8183]

And in highway tolls

[@theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149]

This video is going to get us one step closer to having a RTGame collab. I can feel it happening soon.

[@liquidshadow7861]

It could unleash such a game breaking style of gameplay that the game will immediately just give up.

[@Shadowxx98]

@@thespiffingbrit we shall call it: spiff and the irish lads

[@windowcleaner4724]

Speedwagon best girl

[@andrewbogard2411]

That would be absolutely hilarious and good quality content

[@lemiru]

But which game they should play?

[@BritishEcho]

Side note we really need bouncy castle parks in real life. Like I can think of nothing better to do once I'm off work than to release all that stress by simply jumping about.

[@johnfoltz8183]

But you have to pay a toll to drive to the park where the bouncy castle is

[@johnfoltz8183]

Just don't wear cleats or heavy shoes when jumping around

[@TurtleLover69527]

Imagine going to a bouncy castle park to relieve stress and finding a dead body inside 😂

[@thexbadxseed5051]

28:15 "...but look, everyone's still having fun, people are going to the park, enjoying the bouncy castle." *sirens wail in background *

[@ryanlesner4716]

" My wife the senator has had a heart attack send help." " Sir we are sending an ambulance..." " An ambulance!! No send the helicopter...The tolls add five hours to any trip." " Okay sir the emergency services helicopter is on the way."

[@shaldem1976]

*air toll*

[@ryanlesner4716]

@@artytalkstodragons How would there be a toll in the sky?

[@ryanlesner4716]

@@shaldem1976 A toll both in the sky? How?

[@ryanlesner4716]

How would you pay? The over head rotor blades make getting close to a toll booth tower impossible.

[@ryanlesner4716]

@@artytalkstodragons A gang member would just buy a helicopter with missiles so he doesn't have to pay. " Want my code...Here it comes. " " Incoming missile! "

[@roykuo4]

Imagine having a lockdown and people working from home in this city

[@wolfiezzvr9276]

No problem, just put tolls in their doorways "Oh you want to go to the bathroom, well pay this £2 toll first"

[@fbbinoire201]

just put special " people who doesnt have a dog to go out taxes"

[@HowToChangeName]

Have you tried to turn it off and on again? -Spiff park only

[@SpankMyFace]

Then the lockdowns would have never happened! Oh, wait. You think they actually happened to protect your health? Then they'd probably just socialize the internet, and charge $5/MB. Because believe it or not, government does not care about you. They care about power and money.

[@AndrooUK]

The beauty of this city is that the Council wouldn't lock anyone down. They'd be free to live life to the full, and keep paying tolls for the privilege. The Government only pretends to care about you, or does anything really, when it's profitable to the politicians and elite. Lockdowns made shit loads of money for Amazon, supermarkets, and big pharma, and taxes continued as normal.

[@chibicthulhu4382]

Me at the start of the video: “oh I never though to make a hole for the sewage, I need to try that!” Me by the end of the video: “okay yeah maybe just dump it in the river.”

[@roguebanshee]

Alternate title: For Whom the Road Tolls.

[@George-vv5ok]

Morten most underrated comment

[@auxilia5024]

Ask not for whom the road tolls, for it tolls for thee

[@SteefPip]

Gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boys soul.

[@lain-ih6jj]

Metallica

[@Gormathius]

10:03 Eventually the hole is gonna turn into a sinkhole, which basically means it'll deepen itself. Water physics is perfectly balanced.

[@Fumblerful]

"Queen Elizabeth Memorial Bridge" Do you know something we don't?

[@FlanneryYT]

The original passed 10 years ago on the day of this video's release. The one we "see" is actually a hologram. Like Tupac.

[@NAe_Yunix]

@@FlanneryYT where Tupac at

[@FlanneryYT]

@@NAe_Yunix Look up the "tupac hologram concert".

[@MGTV1]

Queen elizabeth died in 1603. It's not the "queen elizabeth the second" memorial bridge.....

[@thijsfrauenfelder4029]

@@MGTV1 that's literally what he said in the video though "this is the queen Elizabeth the second memorial bridge" 14:49

[@watercannonscollaboration2281]

*everytime I close my eyes I see Slough Spiff, are you sure you don’t have ptsd?

[@radomilprokopmaly5722]

Post traumatic slough disorder?

[@redmonika9187]

I actually was born and live in slough. Imagine my pain.

[@radomilprokopmaly5722]

@@redmonika9187 it will be alright, the human lifespan is only about 80 years, your suffering will be (relatively ) soon over.

[@redmonika9187]

@@radomilprokopmaly5722lol. bold of you to assume I won't get stabbed before then. It's slough remember.

[@nikallport6609]

I went through there once to visit family, and holy shit the amount of black puffer jackets was higher than German losses at stalingrad.

[@drivernephi7494]

I have a district called "toll booth scam" it's literally 20+ toll booths

[@techhelpwizardgenie3146]

I literally cried laughing so hard at this. Everyone was playing this game wrong lol

[@Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx]

“Tax is for when they become a rich colony, like America, then you hit them with the tax. And you hit them with the tax” *gets ready to Boston harbor again*

[@kilroy6429]

I'm just sayin' a bunch of drunk farmers whooped the asses of the most powerful empire on the planet... so maybe don't tax your colonies...

[@anthonybousquet3590]

Kilroy 137 Accessory they also had the help of the next three most powerful European empires, but you know ‘alone’.

[@kilroy6429]

@@anthonybousquet3590 I never said "alone". I said the drunk farmers won. Also, it was France and Spain who helped them out, but England had the Help of German Mercenaries.

[@anthonybousquet3590]

Kilroy 137 I know it was France and Spain, but the Thirteen colonies had help from almost all of Europe, counting the French Empire (not really an empire at the time, but you get the gist), the Spanish Empire, Sweden, The Netherlands and others. Prussians soldiers even trained the Continental army despite Prussia’s neutrality in the conflict. The only great power in Western Europe that wasn’t”t against Britain was Portugal because of their centuries old alliance/non-aggression pact. I shouldn’t have phrased it ‘alone’, but more like ‘you know, a couple drunk farmers’.

[@mrcaboosevg6089]

@@kilroy6429 Saying that is along the same lines as saying Vietnamese farmers beat America, you'd have to be a moron to think war is ever that simple. The majority of the American revolution wasn't fought in America and France even bankrupt itself to the point where the country collapsed... Saying they were American farmers when a lot of the US command was made up of experienced former British soldiers is an egregious misrepresentation of the war. Look at the war of 1812 if you want to see Britain vs America, America lost to a war to a country that was busy fighting one of the biggest wars in history against one of the biggest threats to Europe since the Romans

[@VentiVonOsterreich]

15:09 my mans literally built a memorial for Queen Elizabeth II two years in advance

[@theatheistpaladin]

"Every time I close my eyes, I see Slough." You too?

[@wyatteisenach2742]

When spiffing Brit likes the comment so much he comments, but doesn’t pin it

[@ignis488]

everytine i close my eyes i wake up feeling so horny

[@toadtexas]

@@thespiffingbrit A 13 year old Italian Texan here, what is slough?

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

@@toadtexas An absolute shithole in England

[@Harryw007]

i live next to slough and i can admit it is a poop hole

[@CenJohan]

I honestly expected to hear “Country Roads” when the waste water pit was emptied via meteorite

[@Nanaman720]

Ah, a man of culture I see

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

You too?

[@chael9323]

RT hahaha

[@MrDUneven]

Take me home Toll road

[@ShockingPikachu]

@XelaaleX1234 yt You could call spiff a bit of a shitposter. Also nothing wrong with him imitating the poopcano, it was a perfect strategy

[@Rileydoesstuff]

"There are two things in life you cannot avoid death and taxes" Unless you're playing city skylines -Benjamin Franklin

[@kmeanxneth]

you could say the toll is the tax

[@patrickknoph6313]

"If no job is found don't worry. You will simply be given a car and told to drive around in circles". Hahahahaha! omg that broke me....

[@how2pick4name]

You should send this to Biffa for his "judge my city" series. :D

[@tnexus13]

A tea fuelled KZbin crossover!

[@ram89572]

i think that traffic would have poor Biffa crying....though I suppose he has dealt with worse

[@keeperofdragon409]

The tour guide for that city will most likely say, ”As you see on the right side of the bus, that is called the Chocolate Fountain, it’s not actually chocolate but worse, and up ahead are 10 toll booths that we will have to go through no matter what route, so everybody pay up your amount.”

[@Sam-lj9vj]

"You don't need tax" Still funny coming from the Brits.

[@litapd311]

they found that taxing people doesn't always work out for them

[@adamlennon750]

@@litapd311 only the uncivilised ones.

[@blax140]

We taxed Americans for "special" paper so they were allowed to print out legal documents Heh Americans deserved to be taxed for paper for leaving our great country ITS A JOKE DONT PUT A HIT ON MY HEAD FOR SAYING THAT

[@crow2989]

Generic VR Americans were Brits just in America. If anything, you all were taxing fellow brits across the sea. I imagine we could have been I truly world dominating nation had we not fought over the right to drink tea without tax lol

[@blax140]

@@crow2989 I'm so sorry my fellow britss but you left england sooooooooooo TAXED

[@geofff.3343]

Spiff: Maybe we're helping the environment a bit. Also Spiff: Giant gaping cesspit, come one, come all. Admission only five Sealandian Dollarypoundayen.

[@lizvillegas6603]

Come to this video for the crazy tolls, stay for the increasingly terrifying sewage pit/mountain combo

[@blubulb7940]

"Shithole" just got a whole new meaning...

[@sephtis]

Or it's original meaning

[@aljon5947]

Except no solids

[@sintheticsounds1686]

a giant shithole full of waste from everyone's individual shitholes? I present the Shit Super Hole

[@molotovgaming4633]

I’m a Brit, I can confirm that tea is tea.

[@randomstuff9005]

Name 4 britsh city's RIGHT NOW!!!!

[@molotovgaming4633]

Birmingham, London, Walsall, Cannock, Wolverhampton

[@BritishEmpireForHisMajesty]

molotov gaming Walsall’s a shithole replace it with Barnsley

[@randomstuff9005]

@@BritishEmpireForHisMajesty or Edinburgh

[@randomstuff9005]

We could also count Washington, DC you know what I mean?

[@jameswatkins7763]

This is definitely one of my favorite episodes. The story arc about the sewage is totally unexpected and wonderful!

[@philruu]

Society: stay-at-homes turn poor Here: stay-at-homes richest part of society

[@manictiger]

Uh, not really. I'm a d4y tr4d3r and I make more than pretty much anyone else I know. I also hold onto more than anyone else I know. I'm building an IRL empire and it's going pretty well. Sometimes I look back on it and marvel at how I went from a homeless bum to where I am now. Sitting in traffic for 2 hours every day to get to a place that caps your income at some arbitrary amount per hour is not how you get rich.

[@리주민]

@@manictiger Is day trader a trigger word that gets banned, or are you a "cool" rapper?

[@manictiger]

@@리주민 Lol. Yeah, KZbin is very picky about comments these days. F7ck 5hi7 up or it'll get deleted.

[@ClassicaI]

manictiger fucking hell just swear like the rest of us

[@JC_Cali]

Your comment is a very prescient now lol

[@YM-zf8mt]

it's funny because in France they already did that 15 years ago, so imagine my surprise when i saw you bindly copying and pasting France's minister of economy's strategy EDIT : fun fact you actually pay something like 150€ to cross France from South to North, just in toll booth (and i'm being optimistic by a 50% margin)

[@YM-zf8mt]

@Buck warpzone tu connais beaucoup de trucs qui sont réinjecté dans l'économie du pays ? mdr nos hopitaux / écoles / systeme judiciaire et administratif ont de moins en moins de personnel alors que la population croit tout les ans ( par contre il y'a toujours plus de flics pire que pendant l'occupation en 1940 apparement)

[@YM-zf8mt]

@Buck warpzone non tu exagère ! c'est toujours 62ans enfin ! (bien sur si tu sais te contenter de seulement la moitié de la retraite pour laquelle tu as déjà cotisé)

[@kaparg]

Marechaaaal nous vouilaaa!

[@ram89572]

well at least ETS2 got it right when they filled that country with toll booths then

[@joeblow5214]

Sooo France is like the New Jersey of the E.U.

[@nicktirado3686]

when he cranked up the prices at 14:50 my drink almost came out my nose laughing

[@dominickdesalvo8476]

So if taxing tea led to the tea being thrown in the harbor, does that mean that taxing traffic will lead to all the cars being thrown in the harbor?

[@michaelkite7119]

Flawless reasoning

[@TheMrVengeance]

Well, if you watch until the end of the video... kind of. :p

[@ProfessorSyndicateFranklai]

In New Sealand, the habour is thrown in the car!

[@liam.28]

Dominick Desalvo *Lets tax houses*

[@Iron_Stigmata]

Throw the cars into poop lagoon

[@seto635]

"You ready for your route through New Sealand?" "Yeah. Hey, do you have a spare $336 I could borrow?"

[@bussymoose]

I love how the poop volcano is silently looming in the background

[@hebl47]

12:48 "A lot of money is being made" Balance: -2800. Seems about right.

[@paulvogel8535]

That sewage pit is a great metaphor for the city

[@Pamishelizzz]

I'm always amazed on how the hell does the Spiff find these kind of exploits in games :D it's freakin amusing to watch :D

[@droe2570]

"We need to expand the hole." Spiff 2019

[@Corwen373]

"You gotta pay the Spiff toll, to get into the Poop Hole..." Oh, noo....

[@evanwickstrom5698]

OwO

[@markserv9434]

Poop Soul

[@pitsahat2]

Oooh, yeeaah

[@badeiser]

as a huge Biffa fan I could not stop laughing , it was fantastically cheeky!

[@joshsquatch7474]

Spiff: We won't have taxes but a lot of tolls. *your reputation in ancapistan has increased*

[@HeIsAnAli]

*_Ayn Rand's sexually aroused right now..._*

[@pygmalion8952]

privatized roads let's goooo.

[@ragdude7323]

“It pumps down into Australia” that means the fires started because someone ate taco bell?

[@ad-skyobsidion4267]

That’s how it ended

[@thebeardostreams2876]

I loved this video so much, that it has inspired me to play this game again with a very, VERY specific end goal in mind (and it has nothing to do with the toll booths) :D

[@goosebumps7663]

well what is it

[@altejoh]

"we have gained $350 dollars this week from tolls" That toll machine makes more money than i do...

[@notenlish]

In my country the car tax is about 300%

[@pladderisawesome]

No taxes, only toll roads? Sounds like Oslo 2019

[@Ezzidi]

Exactly

[@Nounooon]

And Dubai

[@TheRealHanzan]

You funny bro? They tax the shit out of everyone including the newly added tolls every 500m between them

[@davosnakar9292]

Have you seen the recent "improvements" in autopass in Bergen? It is terrible

[@terryeubanks8797]

Always appropriate to end with a Country Roads moment.

[@PopeMical]

I could hear the faint sounds of country roads as the poop tank exploded.

[@adamstrickland6749]

Michaelo0 This is Great Britain not bloody America

[@nolongeraperson]

@@adamstrickland6749 It's a reference to RTGame, a popular Irish YT/streamer. He turned Country Roads into a meme that played whenever he destroyed his cities in this very game.... like when his sewage pit overfilled and drowned his city in poowater.... or when he hit it with meteors.

[@adamstrickland6749]

Reign I know

[@nolongeraperson]

@@adamstrickland6749 Doesn't seem like it, but okay.

[@adamstrickland6749]

Reign Well I was subscribed

[@matthewgoodman7588]

I love how this ended with a tidal wave of sewage.

[@doublesalopetoimcre]

that's what i call shitstorm

[@JohnLeePettimoreIII]

It became Detroit?

[@gothikel]

28:18 I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard 😂

[@mercedes300gd]

Oooh, this is just like norway! But without the low tax..

[@macmadness5932]

Wadaya mean? There's no tax here!

[@julianusvictor327]

6:24 Spiff: *Builds a poo pitt* Also Spiff: Modern problems require modern solutions

[@Dmoneke]

I was here for an actual tutorial and ended up laughing and also learning you made my day man😂❤️ You gained yourself a subscriber 🙏🏻

[@Michael0697]

"Why is the bouncy castle still wiggling?!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@AyeGoblin]

"Mega Slough" *Instant Hat Films' Neon Musk flashbacks*

[@proatplanes]

its called queen elizibeth memorial bridge, oh he didnt know, he didnt know...

[@crookedskull2704]

"oh you really hit them with the tax" I felt that

[@QuintonMurdock]

Can’t spell new Sealand without EA

[@Addrrall]

after spending the last week learning about road hierarchies and the most optimal freeway setups, the beautiful neighborhoods in this video couldn't have been better.

[@FizzleFX]

26:20 when he said you dont use miles but tolls to measure distance, i just lost it XDDDD

[@randomfurrygirl548]

Same here, best joke

[@saitashi2151]

Didn't we already have a Toll Road only Challange? Edit: Oh yes, we had one, he even mentions it

[@BlackCanvasAudio]

Can I just say that I laughed my ass off at this video! BRILLIANT!!!!

[@ducky8088]

My man just made Florida.

[@LynxSnowCat]

Was about to say...

[@-Miasimon]

Except the sewage down there is typically on the roads or the beaches, instead of in a pit/crater. New Sealand is an improvement, really.

[@LC-uh8if]

Yep, Good Ol' Central Florida. Then again, I would gladly pay not to have to deal with I-4 or 35 mph back roads.

[@bryanjess4552]

I was gonna say Illinois xD

[@manni17b]

I liked the part where everyone drowned in poop-sludge. Coincidentally, I enjoyed my last vacation to Mumbai

[@rowdyjoringer612]

The best part about this is, is that in real life a single toll road makes that much probably in a day. Spiff legitimately made a mechanically and legitimately cheaper place to live.. Spiff for Space Force Commandant.

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

I just ordered a 40 pack of Yorkshire Gold. Amazon, amazing as it is, has 1 day shipping for me in the UNITED STATES. Yes, Reanu Keaves is running across the Atlantic right now to bring it to me personally!

[@Mooskym]

"Come live in New Sealand, which is literally a sea-land!" ... Also, New Zealand is calling shenanigans over the naming of that city.

[@aidenpons9584]

At least he didn't point other end of the sewage pit to NZ...

[@CasparMinning]

As a citizen of Zeeland (the original province Zeeland of the Netherlands) I can indeed confirm we are sometimes living in the Sea...

[@puyol8700]

@@CasparMinning Fun fact, Zealand is also the English name for the Danish island Sjælland on which Copenhagen is located. I don't know whether NZ is named after Sjælland, Zeeland, or something third.

[@Luke-tt3dt]

@@puyol8700 Names after Zeeland because Abel Tasman was Dutch

[@johnathanfontes8089]

Wait, why was it called the Queen Elizabeth MEMORIAL Bridge?

[@barianbadhon]

I was wondering the same thing lol

[@RavnVidarson]

Mega-Slough? I can already hear the crococopters.

[@eldo5023]

British school of economics: "come join us, spiffing brit!"

[@The-Mov]

“A good old fashioned class divide.”

[@nickieb2636]

It's clear you've never been to Brazil! Here, we've been paying all these tolls for years!

[@CowgirlGoneJumper]

NickieB or Florida!

[@kaykay1kc]

@@CowgirlGoneJumper we spent $29 dollars going one direction. we didnt know about the tolls ahead of time.

[@DFAnton]

25:02 I cannot BELIEVE you didn't say "the toll roads are taking their toll." What do I even pay you for?

[@googledoxxdmebruh6283]

Queen Elizabeth Memorial Bridge should be super popular about now... RAISE THE TOLLS!

[@HomingRocket1]

I am questioning spiffing's "superb" city design choices, especially the suspiciously shaped toll road at 23:30

[@Sako0944]

"Oh no, the hole is leaking." That poo pit is way too funny man.

[@macmadness5932]

2:52 Coming from the british this line is hilarious.

[@favourites144]

Spiff: why is there a dead body inside the bouncy castle Also Spiff: Fantastic