Half Life: Alyx is fun 1

[@genericfakename8197]

I love the scene where he's considering killing Booger then cuts to JFJ with full health

[@janfungusamon4926]

NOOOOOOO I DIDN'T NOTICE HIS HEALTH OH GOD WHY

[@sometimesidreamaboutsatori]

but he still had booger. you can see his icon in the right wrist pocket.

[@janfungusamon4926]

@@sometimesidreamaboutsatori ok nvm im content now

[@connorpickens7523]

Friendly reminder to J: Neo's chat told him time and time again to put on a hat, each time he tried a few times and failed horribly, and then he proceeded to call chat a bunch of bullshitting liars (Not quite verbatim).

[@tadpolegaming4510]

Neo strikes again

[@Not_The_Law]

Also that his chat prob didn't have a war over hud or no hud.

[@zkvickers2466]

A’ight. Who’s this Neo I keep hearing about?

[@Not_The_Law]

@@zkvickers2466 NeoCranium on KZbin. JFJ and Neo are friends and sometimes Stream together.

[@brosephnoonan223]

@@Not_The_Law More like they stream together and are sometimes friends

[@rafeverao4105]

"I have a brain injury. My brain is injured. Ow." This line needs more attention, that was funny.

[@CBRN-115]

And the *SUSTENANCE* is good too It's a perfect meme line

[@Collisto2435]

I never even saw this line in any other video on the game, and I feel like I missed something special.

[@justxnate4395]

Big fun ROUX BIG BUX NO B

[@aidenember4640]

It got a chuckle out of me

[@emersongraham1742]

I guess Im randomly asking but does anybody know a way to log back into an instagram account? I somehow lost the password. I appreciate any help you can give me.

[@sledom7676]

I didn't know that the civil protection squad actually reacts to you pressing the elevator button, that's really neat.

[@notquitesoberturtle3353]

Yeah right? First streamer iv seen trying this

[@hiddensinix2767]

Sledom if you press it too much they shoot the button

[@justsomeguyontheinternet3822]

@@notquitesoberturtle3353 I saw pewds do it.

[@KalkuehlGaming]

I have seen multiple reactions to this. Once the civil protection squad shot at the button.

[@alguienvivo5438]

Are you a specialist?

[@pitzo5555]

Normal players: wow this game is cool JFJ: Im gonna bully that bird

[@tuberculosisterrence567]

So I'm the only one who threw stuff at the birds

[@somethingotherthanmyrealname]

This Combine takeover was sponsored by RAID: SHADOW LE-

[@starry0505]

Kyle Adams i cant tell if you are joking or not

[@sacc4022]

sounds about right

[@MrRourk]

They are the secret owners of Raid SL

[@tobiasmattsson9285]

"I can't think of a dumber way to spell Alex" Next up: Half life Allixe

[@lordsplashingtontheiii6778]

and after that, Half Life: Ahlicks

[@tobiasmattsson9285]

Half life: Alhycks

[@phoonwax]

Half Life: Agh-Lyxcks

[@tobiasmattsson9285]

Half life: aleyixx

[@halosnova1604]

Allaxe

[@justsomeguyontheinternet3822]

Nobody: JFJ: *Shaking the body and singing at dooms gate the same time.* I respect you even more than i did when i first saw you.

[@shishka6614]

It's master of puppets,not E1M1

[@justsomeguyontheinternet3822]

@@shishka6614 w o t Ya sure i'm pretty sure its DOOM

[@spooksmcgee8790]

@@shishka6614 Dude, E1M1 is J's favorite doom track, I think he's singing that one.

[@arthurpaterson9502]

Did I watch the stream? Yes. Am I now going to watch this? Yes.

[@RedMenace0]

I never got around to it. So screw it.

[@spacedog2535]

Ryan Smyth, Id watch the VODS from the VOD Playlist. This series was actually godly and super fun all the way through! Totally up you though and I hope you have a nice day :D.

[@arthurpaterson9502]

@@spacedog2535 I never realized there was a vod playlist, thanks!.. I got me some binging to do

[@RandomMink]

Ryan Smyth did the kill booger?

[@yosh5191]

My boy lost 7 lbs? I'm so proud of you!

[@propsmovv9299]

2:02 why is snarks are the most half-known alien in half life this is the 4th youtuber that half-knows that thing

[@qee4617]

Most youtubers never played the first game

[@groundbeef2]

Because more people know of the mod that makes them play voice clips from Full Metal Jacket than they do of the actual base game!

[@propsmovv9299]

@@qee4617 yeah i wonder why.

[@propsmovv9299]

@@groundbeef2 oh oof

[@quint3ssent1a]

There weren't any in hl2, so that's why.

[@avelthesheep3516]

6:55 -Best Doom Eternal OST Cover

[@nikodemruta7686]

A: if you kill booger, I will destroy you, B: show us the upgrades you get.

[@ethanlee5094]

Nikodem Ruta He already did 😔 check his health before and after

[@phoonwax]

@@ethanlee5094 I watched the stream, he never killed booger, only other grubbies

[@nikodemruta7686]

Ethan Lee I think he just killed a random bug, not booger

[@TheDracoStar]

10:13 Honestly, this is how people should do humor sometimes. Dry wits fun and all but after a bit, it gets kind of annoying. Like this, this is comedy at one of its finest moments.

[@brosephnoonan223]

Comedy is pretty cringe my guy ngl

[@janglejingle5937]

@@brosephnoonan223 okay boomer

[@brosephnoonan223]

@@janglejingle5937 Memes? That's cringe, sorry guy, that's just cringe.

[@janglejingle5937]

@@brosephnoonan223 alright millenial

[@brosephnoonan223]

@@janglejingle5937 Replying to posts now? Man. Thats cringe.

[@howiluig]

3:00 we we can see jfj using his powers of godliness to cast the bird into the shadow realm

[@sirsponge9633]

I like how no matter what the machine is in the Half Life universe, you always feel slightly uncomfortable that it might kill you.

[@Comrade420_]

"That's the dumbest way to spell alex" JFJ does not seem to know that alyx is an actual name

[@Iizavampire2]

Except it mainly comes from Alexander and Alexandria, so 90% of the time its spelt Alex. Probably the main reason he and a decent chunk of others don't like it.

[@piepigman1878]

JFJ: Oh a great place to put booger Medstation: *Screams of the dammed*

[@CheeseYourself]

2:06 Snark ✖️ The little bugs that you could go googoogoo ✔️

[@miguelmialichi6367]

I just love how the headcrab just throws himself into you and just straight up falls face first or can just roll all the way downstairs if you dodge him

[@sci_pain3409]

it's a really cool detail how antlion larvae are used in the health dispensers

[@dedbread6503]

THE DEACONSHIP OF BOOGER WILL RISE!

[@will2777]

6:18 Jesus, is that like a spot on impersonation of Saul?

[@pytrs]

EXACTLY

[@coach533]

1:32 No, MY friends call me Coach.

[@DrSabot-A]

3:32 You know it's not a US law enforcer, but an alien enforcer when it just stops the elevator from closing, and not just immedeatly shooting Alyx for moving an inch

[@karmallamah1699]

@TheCyberShark It's just a joke, chill. It's called dark humor for a reason, don't need to shit on something you don't like. Literally does nothing.

[@karmallamah1699]

@TheCyberShark Humour is subjective. There is no such thing as an objectively humorous joke. You're trying to lump a joke as being objectively "unfunny" which makes no fathomable sense whatsoever. You don't like the joke? Cool, ignore it and move on. Like I said, zero purpose in choosing to shitting on something you don't like.

[@karmallamah1699]

@TheCyberShark I never stated you were wrong, the only thing I said was it made no sense. Not making sense does not equate to being wrong. You added that into it, not me.

[@karmallamah1699]

@TheCyberShark Not making sense doesnt mean they're right nor does it mean they are wrong. They are just not making sense, there is no second meaning behind it. The point I am making is there is no point of you talking shit about a joke you didnt like. A joke is subjective. There is no "tasteless joke"; a joke is dependent of the audience. The audience either likes it or doesnt. You clearly dont like it, cool. But other people also clearly do. So stop shitting on it to try and prove that it's "tasteless and edgy" when there are clearly countless people in this world who enjoy this kind of humour.

[@rupert5066]

COP BAD GIVE INTERNET POINTS

[@BootsWDaSpurs]

Little does J know that you can wear traffic cones on your head

[@ther6sshieldmain937]

plants versus alyx

[@michaellundgren6949]

When he goes to press the elevator button when the combine are arresting Eli.

[@oaksynia7353]

I like how on almost every let's play hey bring something with them. Like a boot, a mannequin, and booger

[@dogvader]

at around 3:47 the thing flew in the window with a gernade. and then there was just one frame when the gernade exploded. then there was a ad.

[@gluk8838]

"I cannot think of a dumber way to spell Alyx." What about Ahllicksse?

[@HansonJ]

You’re one of the only streamers who I’ve seen feel bad for the creatures in this game. I genuinely felt bad for the grubs and the electric dog things.

[@fin_redi]

JFJ: *kills a zombie* headcrab:im still standing better than i ever did.

[@antoanpaskalev4810]

"It takes a warrior to look at smtnig in the face and say FUCK it" I'm fucking tattooing this on me

[@JacobExCraze]

“The... Eli Vance-“ BANG

[@k0sami]

2:38 Mista: *Intense breathing*

[@CheeseYourself]

It's legit scaring me how widespread we are

[@chichialmeida1680]

that teacup to the head at 4:00 hit me outta nowhere omg I'm crYING

[@ferriusnillan5323]

Booger is like a rabid doggo - cute until its grow up into a starship troopers bug

[@brosephnoonan223]

The plot of Half-Life 3

[@nahnavi6483]

3:42 Oh Sh** That's a grenade -PDWJDWAJDWAJWAOIU

[@enhancedvgshorts8382]

I can't tell if he took "my friends call me coach." from Gorgeous freemen or just left 4 dead probably Gorgeous freemen.

[@Doktorious]

Or Left 4 Speed 2

[@jonobjornholm]

Ah yes, my favorite show. Jfj complaining about games for 15 minutes straight

[@friendlyfire3412]

1:35 Thats why we love JFJ.

[@coleparker6163]

I love how he sees this massive Walker coming by his balcony and he immediate reaction is to throw the nearest blunt object and throw it at it.

[@JerzyStMac]

Brothers...this is where an legacy begins....BOOGER LEGACY

[@rhodah4672]

Welcome to Half-Life: Booger

[@GettinFoxy]

after playing half life alyx I can easily say, best game I've ever played period.

[@SimulacrumF]

8:23 THE MIRROR'S EDGE FALLING SOUND

[@AsianInc-fz6lx]

“Omg I thought it was a turkey!?” Eddievr: FOOD

[@tiredadmiral6758]

9:18 immediately cuts to him having full hp

[@topdoodlegaming9721]

Random guy: what’s your favorite cute side kick? Me: booger from JFJ

[@danielduenas3797]

I'm glad that jfj has his morals set on playing with dead bodies. Best example for little booger.

[@ninjos4]

I watched two others play this game, only jfj noticed the details of the environment. Thanks for that

[@lonelypotato520]

The y in alyx is just an upside down lambda I blame alyx for the Black Mesa incident

[@brosephnoonan223]

Women, amiright?

[@berdbird9180]

The hats actually give you some ‘protection’ from the barnacles on the ceiling. Don’t know if anyone noticed

[@TinyGiraffes]

3:36 I just realized that stun stick is bs. It switches directions. It's facing forward and then completely rotates in his hand to start sticking out the back of his hand. Before you comment "I can do that" , can you do it in thick gloves with massive armor panels weighing your arm down?

[@chirp3663]

WE STILL NEED TO TAKE REVENGE FOR THEM TAKING BOOGER.

[@mrmunches110]

i lost it when he said "my friends call me coach" 1:35

[@debragallacher867]

JFJ: is there anything of value Also JFJ: *YOINK*

[@jadendasparten7916]

I still find it funny that people forget that tf2, portal one and two, and all of half-life are in the same universe

[@vincentfrights1690]

I can only imagine people’s reaction to someone just playing with the corpses thrown all over the place.

[@whitewizard2867]

When you watch Phil Swift use flex tape 11:37

[@DillonDoesMusic]

This man has the best and worst humor ever and I love it

[@mileshopkins2279]

Chell when she sees what has happened in the world while she was in the facility: 0:00

[@AngryProtoBoi]

this mans at 4:01 took a teacup to the head and didn’t flinch

[@jackmartin156]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who felt sentimental for the health worms.

[@Cheezyllama1738]

2:02 remember those bug things that can you go guh-guh-guh

[@ItsHonestlyAsh]

9:18 OH A GREAT PLACE TO PUT BOOGAR! *people think he didnt do it* *health goes back up*

[@punchingnun3]

"I cannot find a dumber way to spell Alyx" Me: Ahlicks

[@gummymunch8858]

Seeing a corpse head bang to Doom OST is hysterical

[@AzureMasaki]

1:36 Left 4 Speed 2 reference he just made

[@sirenhead6724]

Half life jfj: the journey of the legendary sock with a fricken gun

[@themesoceneofficial8559]

XD the ad hit me when the grenade hit them XD

[@madisontb529]

>I lost seven pounds We're going to act like that's not water weight from all the soup?

[@Biodeamon]

applause for the chunky boi getting into shape quarantine is good for reducing food coomsumers

[@zeropointsformegamesandmor930]

Nobody: Random Patreon: 12:39 JFJ Got a small ween

[@RatThingInSpace]

What's your name? Ah, Russel. *Shatters a cup over his forehead*

[@ravenbearden6695]

1:58 "It takes a warrior to look at something in the face and go F■■■ it" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@canadiangoose1370]

Just a man protecting his lil booger *THE GAME*

[@johngun4377]

JFJ: that is the dumbest way to spell Alex Me: Ailiyx

[@Sazoji]

just remember to wear a blue helmet during the jeff encounter for the dialogue

[@NoseyMemes]

You have people seeing their dead children for the first time in forever in vr Then you have people doing this 6:54

[@TheWunWhiteWolf]

Local Texan bamboozles the Combine

[@chirp3663]

I am so convinced J is just a child in a mans body at this point.

[@okaythisisepic.-.8747]

Alternate title: Sock survives alien attack

[@Cissonius]

if we could please have a moment of silence for Jeff, thank you.

[@lilysmith1462]

Wow you got this vid up quick!

[@hertogvandamme]

Congrats JFJ on losing 7 American Kilos.

[@fizzychimera9529]

“I can’t think of another dumb way to spell Alex” Alux

[@derp5491]

1:59 no sir that would be a bard

[@bible7031]

JFJ: I'm so sorry *also JFJ smacks it with gun*

[@dio_brandoee3342]

Solider: I’m afraid your son has died Mother: *NOOOOOOOOOO* what wer his last words? Solider: well it was “ hey that’s a grenade!” Mother: ....

[@Ribbons0121R121]

just gonna say i always dont kill barnacles if i can do that cause they can get enemies showing up behind you or something so you dont even gotta deal with them theyre not hostile, just passive area denial

[@Nathaniel-qo5nd]

Half Life: Ælaickxs Think I found a dumber way to spell Alyx

[@notfurb1378]

God this is my first video of yours I watched but I lost my shit when you said “mY friEnDs cAlL me CoUcH” I couldn’t stop laughing for like five minutes straight

[@GiGisWackyTrip]

Mobile game adds: 3:19 Mobile game: 6:45

[@Aaronk711]

JFJ: I cant think if a dumber name to say alex Me: Alyix

[@emmeaberg]

Damnit, now I want to see JFJ play E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy.

[@voxthesergal]

At 6:49 - JFJ Literally did the EXACT same thing to that man in the window: We treated him like shit. :D

[@smokesausage3044]

"I like my women like this" *proceeds to draw barbell

[@Ayaka._]

most of this video: JFJ playing with corpses

[@ulfyn2143]

huh he did the “what if I crushed booger” joke ha so fu... WAIT I CAN SEE BOTH HIS HANDS ARE EMPTY WHERE IS BOOGER

[@hotcrossballs]

you can store stuff in your wrists bro

[@ulfyn2143]

Tyler G I can just fucking imagine some crazy sick man running around with a jar with a worm in it on his wrist so thank you but most importantly I do not know this fact because I am too poor for a VR headset