The All Guardsmen Party: Good Soldiers, Bad Educators Part 2

[@robertpowell1464]

When the sarge has moved beyond rage and shame and fear, when even the psykers are saying 'we should go', that is the time for fear.

[@Chris-jw8vm]

9:40 "Twitch asked if he should hit the detonator before they where out of range." Lol twitch is best character.

[@Schinak]

The moment you push a man into a zen state of rage, you know doom is on the horizon

[@conan2096]

is the doomslayers natural state, so angry he cant die.

[@sovietmining7720]

You know it's bad when the psycher says they have other places to be

[@chesterstevens8870]

The GM for this group is an absolute wizard. This is probably the most enthralling story I've read or heard in a long time, including my tenure with Jim Butcher and GRRM.

[@chesterstevens8870]

PS: goddamn, they called the PDF for a damned village of gretchin! I'm surprised Sarge didn't take Cutters chainsword and go full-berzerker right then and there!

[@pyrphoros8739]

I am wondering how mutch off the sessions is "revitalized". But still an amazing storyteller and sure must know how to handle a group.

[@toastertech1181]

that moment when you see your fresh guardsmen on the field *a proud father moment intensifies*

[@indecisivecountdooku1340]

Guardsmen out-fathered Big E.

[@T-74]

The second I heard the plan to make those idiots into proper guardsmen, I laughed. After the fuck up during that easy mission with all those powerful weapons, I knew they were going to be day and night.

[@MrCompassionate01]

Between Nubby Nubbs and the "proper guardsman attitude" thing this really does feel like Terry Pratchett writing for the Games Workshop. The snooty agent might as well be Ronald Rust.

[@TheTaleForge]

Nubby actually is a direct ripoff of Nobby (if it wasn't obvious).

[@MrCompassionate01]

Oh absolutely, that's what I meant.

[@chesterstevens8870]

I was thinking the same thing. This whole story might as well be "Night Watch in Space."

[@edwardarmitage3678]

I'm not complaining

[@jackmack4181]

8:50 never belittle the man in charge of you

[@Sable_Crow]

It just occurred to me, they never recovered the ARMED EXPLOSIVES from the others teams flyer.....

[@kitchenjail3546]

Just in case...

[@speldrong5010]

Had real bad times with another team's flyer to once too many times. Inquisitorial duty is like that.

[@misterduch7904]

I just like coming back to this story from time to time. it's just so fun, and despite the sheer ridiculousness of the plot, still fits in with 40k for the most part

[@redcell9636]

After hearing the unnecessary ass-chewing that Sarge received and having him say "Get some rest" I just knew that stuff was going to get stupid in the morning. Sarge is going to PT the dogsh*t out of them. There is nothing more insidious than an NCO who was just berated infront of his subordinates about "discipline" and "training". I dare say Sarge found a nice campaign hat somewhere in the cargo hold.

[@saberthemage]

I fucking love the way that the tone of voice changed the morning after the milkrun gone horrifically wrong, absolutely sold the idea of this being an orated story from someone there for me. You did very good, dude.

[@secpendragon9760]

Nubby is literally the 40K reincarnation of Newkirk from Hogan's Heroes

[@Leobelial239]

He's based on Nobby Nobs from Discworld

[@Ajehy]

It’s an old army stereotype, and a ton of fun.

[@wesleythomas7125]

"In the grim darkness of the far future, you may as well just play 'Yakkety Sax.'" -ThunderPsyker

[@MrTheGameNarrator]

"It's not really stealing if it's from another regiment and they don't really need it" my sides

[@matthewp4046]

This was probably my favourite story so far. I loved hearing about the progress of the trainees.

[@philiphockenbury6563]

Kicked their mothers and slept with their pets. Or vice versa, there was a lot of drinking going on.

[@rwa850]

I come back to these videos to listen every so often, you are an awesome narrator.

[@shadyxlr]

Ahh this makes me think of my basic training days....

[@redcell9636]

My SDS said to me once, and it resonated to my very soul: "Privates, either I will train your mind smarter, or your body harder. You decide." Oh boy did we get smarter, fast.

[@CHEF-55457]

Me realizing that PDF meant Planetary Defense Force.

[@Author_Paluthor]

You've JUST realized that? I guess you're new to 40K.

[@ApocryphalDude]

Welcome to the guard, here's your lazgun and helmet

[@Aellef]

Episode needs a running Benny Hill theme

[@Taiyama2]

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS! TO DEFEAT THE HERETICS!

[@pikachufantastic]

DID THEY SEND ME INCOMPETENTS WHEN I ASKED FOR ANYTHING ELSE!

[@Goathelix]

that cleric and criminal are brothers in crime now 4:59

[@GearShotgun]

Man those fucking trainees had it coming, especially that damn commissar

[@Sentientcap]

Twitch always with tye explosives placed on potential threats is great don't ya think

[@Rebellions]

In this episode, Sarge puts the fear of Guard into them

[@Aa-tg3fr]

The Commisar was team killed by someone right?

[@clan741]

a a The Commissar killed a fellow teammate for cowardice and was immediately killed by a “Gretchen”

[@Aa-tg3fr]

@@clan741 So the main party killed him themselves?

[@clan741]

a a ya

[@gankald]

@@clan741 well... they keep calling nubby? a gretchen sooo XD

[@RAFMnBgaming]

'tis a risk all commissars have to face eventually.

[@tomdeneen4880]

These trainees give me a columbo vibe honestly. A grass roots guy who gets gut feelings and asks others around if things line up correctly

[@eilistraeepreistess]

Have you though about doing some more reading of some of the more famous HFY story's? Some of them would be amazing to hear in audio format.

[@TheTaleForge]

I plan to. I keep a collection of stories to use when I don't have tome for AGP, or when I just need a break, or (if it happens) when I catch up. I've got a big set of HFYs in there.

[@MrCompassionate01]

Personally the AGP stuff is my favourite on the channel, then again I don't know what HFY is.

[@TheTaleForge]

HFY is the acronym for Humanity, Fuck Yeah! It's a lot of stuff in the same vein as Drake McDougal, with the theme that in a sci-fi setting, rather than being the status quo for life in the galaxy, are somehow exceptional.

[@houdinied8619]

They grow up so fast! ah...

[@Troommate]

Who was the guy with the Crossbow??? XD

[@Ike_of_pyke]

Troommate i facepalmed hard at the fact someone brought a fucking crossbow on to the field

[@angrycrusader3926]

Most likely one of the Priests!

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

A Wookiee.

[@Tremirenes]

Actually if it was Purgatus crossbow then it was pretty awesome specialised weapons with one verry nasty antidemon/antipsycher trick, if they manage to acquire specialised amunition. Other than that it hits hard, can shoot shotgun ammo, bolts with meltacharges.

[@pretzelbomb6105]

Tremirenes Considering the quality of their trainees he was probably holding it upside down

[@CyberK4]

Oh boy. These soldiers are what people call POGS; the fact that Sarge wanted to haze these squirrely fucks until they died is completely understandable.

[@ZGuy0fSci]

I still think a "pet" tyranid would have helped matters..... and how much of this is 100% fanfiction vs actually based on friends doing D&D campaigns based around 40K?

[@TheTaleForge]

It's all from the campaign. It was GMed by Failer10 on Reddit and the write-up is by one of the players, Shoggy Seldom.

[@nvfury13]

ZGuy0fSci It’s a campaign of Dark Heresy, not a hacked setting for D&D.

[@krystlvines]

gotta wonder how this all worked mechanically

[@ApocryphalDude]

I hope that the trainees were issued Generian IG ident cards.

[@jimmykarlsson4126]

they dont look like agents is that not the best agents

[@ItsDeadlock]

26:26

[@captain_bucko]

I made the 1.2k like