The Polar Express (PS2) is basically a horror game

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“Pizza cannot exist without the pizza man” is my favorite Mf Doom lyric

[@birdiej5697]

The commitment to replay the whole game up to the shoveling coals mini game earned my like

[@AskildHelland]

Bro the movie is unironically scary bruh

[@JustSomePleb]

I watched that movie high once and can confirm, made me feel like I was dying 0/10 dont recommend

[@AsherHalperin]

Uncanny valley animation

[@hkayakh]

Every kids movie was scary to someone

[@elitheratman3730]

Yeah, it’s funny how as a kid I called this movie “Scary Train”. Guess 5 year old me was right lmao

[@spingleboygle]

idk how tf this was shown in schools, warner bros had to have paid to show this abomination to 1st graders

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i adore the idea of longer form content, hope it works out for you!

Now, let the algorithm do Its thing!

[@Nationalisthungarian]

I remember seeing a youtube no commentary gameplay video about it when i was 12. Still don't know what i watched.

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I think Resident Evil Biohazard was a really good game

[@Shazol-]

I agree

[@Xenomorphmaindbd999]

Same

[@daymare0]

these are the long videos you want us to watch right? We got u

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I actually thought this movie was live action when I was little

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i love the artstyle :)

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[@TrentLenkarski]

They took one of the greatest Christmas movies and made it a nightmare : (

[@jbbiron2211]

yeah, I'd still play it.

[@MrJeffBalkaner]

I really appreciate the portal 2 reference you made at the conductor segment of the game.

[@RoyHoy]

Oh my god!!! Memory unlocked! I played this game when I was a kid! I remember being scared of it. Thank you for unlocking this memory for me!

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Love these types of videos, hopefully the algorithm picks up on it. Oh and also do a video on the monster house movie video game.

[@SomeLocoStudios]

I remember watching the movie when I was a baby and I got hooked.

[@dsmntldontwitch]

4:50 scrooge hitting the fent fold

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These longer videos are 🤌

[@warehouselead]

I love these longer videos!

[@ThegreatestJerry]

This vid showed up first on my recommended. First time you’ve been there in forever so hopefully the method is working

[@Ponroid]

CHRISTMAS FEBRUARY 🗣️🔥🔥

[@BrooklynBoyd]

you should do more game videos like this.

[@MrM0gus]

20 minute of talentless writer just get me bricked up

[@EmersonKingYT]

Last video was 8 minutes, this ones 20, the algorithm is gonna love you once you get that 1 hour video out.

[@SnoopiGalupi]

The Atlas and Peabody comment got a solid laugh out of me

[@pendr1825]

Bro replaying the game all over again is the kind of perseverance I aspire to have. You deserve as much hot chocolate as you want.

[@pedroakiras.3221]

Bro if this movie was realistic this polar express actually would be a kidnapper

[@user-yq5ip1ge9h]

No way a 20min video

[@theknightmare2796]

Loved your videos

[@tvzone2]

Bro I peed myself watching the movie when I was little, although I was around 9. I just felt uncomfortable with 3d animation at that time😅

[@HugeSleep]

I remember this game as a kid even then I could tell that this game was weird. But I never would have predicted the last boss, where you fly to where the elfs are then you have to shoot santa with a m16 just bizzare really

[@AmberCommentsThings]

I love how Bioshock is listed as the game in the video

[@KirbyIsCute]

"As I was sneaking back, bro was even more mad." Cook: I think this needs more sugar. (Gasp) He's a mad man... A MAD MAN!

[@SparkleBurgerLuv]

wow not expecting a 20min vids, not complaining

[@e-goose2473]

Love the longer form content ❤

[@BenjiM514]

19:16 Mr president another Christmas blimp has hit the North Pole

[@TonyLeigh]

Nice a 20 min video! I love the longer-form content coming from this channel. Hopefully, the algorithm doesn't ignore you now! I hate that robot piece of sh*t.

[@joemint5666]

Can't forget about Heroaldo and his famous magic robe, and "Syanta!"

[@Koolraid-bq8nj]

"Santa a 2nd sleigh is heading or the south toy workshop!"

[@Stibly]

I remember playing this at a cousin's house and had no idea what to do, so I just played the Hello Kitty game instead

[@venomsnekko]

For a while this was the only game I owned on PS2. Those were dark times...

[@ihateeveryoneTV]

i rented this out from Blockbuster... those were the GLORY DAYS

[@Chillyofffical]

Hope you get 400k bro

[@Zuper_Angel]

I dead ass laughed at the "Christmas 9/11" joke.

[@Afraid_Star]

Never new this game existed i only ever seen the movie

[@subtolyubthepro]

Bro is on that GRIND

[@LeBronBron69]

Scrounge has the fent fold

[@slime243]

Bruh i played this game when I was and even I knew I had to use the d pad

[@Tyceornagori]

Bro really wants the ticket, no puppet is going to scare him other than his dad.

[@vigi1antvort3x41]

I tried this game on my PC and it was exactly as you described. How is the conductor not fired for child endangerment? Lol

[@NarrowBonkers]

The game is ironically more scarier then newer horror games

[@hypnotic13371337]

Bro, after I was done pissing and shitting myself from playing this. I fucking screamed and hid in the tub when i opened my game cube cause it reminded me of the jack in the box, oml.

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

Course this movie had a game. All movies back then had video games

[@Gray2359]

Yes KZbin the game he is talking about is totally bio shock.

[@michaelmonetti9900]

Wait, Wasn’t The Conductor playing the Puppet Scrooge in the movie?….TWIST VILLIAN!

[@legometaworld2728]

Polar Express was more or less a horror film to be fair. Who remembers that part with all the broken puppets?

[@SomeOne-rw6gz]

Hey a long video!!

[@toastieprotogen6005]

may the algorythm bless you for all the pain

[@mythicalgiraffe23]

That’s for unlocking a fucking core memory- Jesus 😂

[@Inkbower]

Do you think you'll ever make a video with the old art style. The polar Express also traumatized me

[@dannytoons]

Crazy how the PS2 and the movie graphics aren’t that different lmao

[@GridironGreek]

This game is scarier than the Shrek Superslam Pinocchio level

[@AsherHalperin]

Have you seen the Polar Bear in the movie? The soul has left his eyes.

[@AsherHalperin]

For the record, haven't actually seen the movie, just Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers

[@toasted_fedora]

SCROOGE HAD THE FENT FOLD

[@rolandov8761]

Wow they made a scary video game? That’s bizarre

[@raptorskilltor4554]

Can’t wait for the sequel to be called the bipolar express

[@knight4128]

It would of been hilarious if when she said "were almost there" a rocket hits the flying machine and it ends on a cliff hanger

[@mrfriendly504]

I know what you said in the other video but 20 minutes? Lets go!

[@NippieMan]

Great video

[@tr_aux]

20 MINUTE VIDEO gota get food for thus

[@imperialguard28]

"Caribou?"😲

[@TheBucketWielder-eq8lq]

This is the scariest bioshock game 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🫄

[@uma_guma]

somebody farted farted farted

[@chrisperrien7055]

You should have found the secret shotgun😎.

[@videoman954]

Why is the Scrooge final boss battle fight eerily similar to the Solomon Grundy fight in Arkham City?

[@mk1ss87]

Sprooge is a malaka

[@fishingwithdom1657]

Brutalmoose did a great video on this game omg I forgot

[@ButterBlaziken230]

peak indeed

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I’d really like a video discussing the Apple vision pro

[@Eliassthepro]

Really nice content btw

[@TheTexanReich]

W bioshock playthrough my man

[@RashidMadeMe]

Bro I fucking love your vids never stop, -fellow New Yorker

[@CharlesWrightJackson]

Why did every movie before need a game tie in

[@arckosX]

i love this video about bioshock

[@SpyDoTF2]

12:26 PORTAL 2 MENTIONED

[@Soup_Time346]

11:30 this part kind of made me feel for the guy Why did you give him so much lore😭😭😭

[@Granola_Bar7]

HOLY FUCK A MORE THEN 5 MINUTES VIDEO YESSS WE LOVE EEEEE U

[@moneyman782]

Thanks for completing this game so I don't have to!

[@SuperDeez23]

20:04 That's what you call an anti-climatic ending

[@pissedoffbucketguy9115]

I feel like your a dad whos talking to his friends about how weird the games his kid plays. With the way you seem genuinenly concerned over the smallest details

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Next video: foodfight was… an odd movie (please use my idea birth constructor)

[@toastieprotogen6005]

a comment as sacrifice to boost this in the algorithm

[@sssvalentine]

these videos are great 👍

[@Regularsizedriri]

I've been watching you since you where on Brewstew's channel

[@XOLARE_YT]

Please respond, is the old style ever gonna come back? I really miss it.

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

Not sure

[@XOLARE_YT]

well i'm glad that you're enjoying it and not bringing it back for just views like other youtuber who do things for views but like I just really want it back at some lol@@TheTalentlessWriter

[@ElectrikStatik900]

KZbin: Looks like Bioshock to me.

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I love your videos

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Love this

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[@Krispizz]

How do you die to cake 😂