Who's the HUSBAND, Malenia?

[@FuyadShiyam]

He really went from: "I'm back with the milk" To: "THE MILK IS SPOILING!" Rather quickly.

[@TheUndeadHumor]

Milk in the Lands Between is cursed

[@LucDeTruc]

Milk is convoluted in the LB

[@ShadmehR_23]

Maybe it wasn't quick bro-_-

[@Lord_Chaos000]

Oh, so when someone accuse her to be an unsupportive mother, Malenia learns Japanese all of a sudden 😂😂😂

[@JABRIEL251]

That's how I learned French

[@Mister7400]

​@@JABRIEL251you sur what i say : tu veux aller manger de la viande

[@chroniclelechroniqueurdhis17]

Do you want eat meat@@Mister7400

[@JABRIEL251]

@@Mister7400 It was a joke, but I know when someone is insulting me...

[@Mister7400]

Nope

[@rugvedtamhan]

Millicent is the perhaps the best and only fan fiction writer in the lands between.

[@malucoblz588]

Not gonna argue about being the Best, but id say Godrick and Mohg both live in their own fictional world.

[@TheUndeadHumor]

She has an overactive imagination

[@MrEvan312]

She has a lot of time sitting there being sick to come up with stuff.

[@krisglencoe734]

@@TheUndeadHumor imagine an episode where you just see morgot in his room writting fanfictions about him becoming elden lord 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rugvedtamhan]

@@malucoblz588 I was going to say worst at first, but then i have seen both episodes more than once

[@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64]

LMSH drank Malenia’s bath water for funsies, the mark of a true Lord.

[@reddevilsunited_2060]

Hmm when the video said nectar i wonder if it was just her bath water.

[@TheUndeadHumor]

I wonder if it tasted like summer fruits?

[@TheRisky9]

I'm going to pretend this conversation never existed.

[@JABRIEL251]

Or a Simp...the lowest form of life

[@Umbra_Ursus]

The continuing love story behind an anime pot-man and the two/sixths of a rot-incarnated woman. Somehow still less insane than whatever Rykard and Tanith has going on.

[@TheUndeadHumor]

"I would LOVE to know how Rya was conceived"

[@yoshigba2749]

And STILL a better Love Story than Twilight!

[@TheRisky9]

Correction: a potman and an 8 foot tall two/sixths of a rot-incarnated woman.

[@smileyman1721]

We need Rya to show up again. Radahn needs more nieces to support.

[@genghiskhan6809]

@@yoshigba2749Even John Wick was a better romance movie than Twilight.

[@TheManDude]

Millicent is quite the fan fiction writer. Do you think that they get commissions from Mohg?

[@Umbra_Ursus]

Mohg? Probably not, too busy with his tea parties and other assorted "inclinations". A drunk Varre, on the other hand? Most definitely.

[@the_dennator7723]

I don't think she writes that kind of stuff

[@LyraniaLothar]

The AI voice generated to make Malenia speak Japanese is spectacular.

[@black_m1n825]

I love how LMSH is completely clueless in Millicent's imagination but is really into it in reality.

[@joederp5940]

Fact: This all happened and she's just pretending to not remember.

[@thecommentguy9380]

this all happened during the 5000 years of stagnation, and she sometimes wake up to fool around but forgot all of it

[@JABRIEL251]

@thecommentguy9380 she forgot 5 times? Cause the Sister's of Rot aren't the same ages

[@mylittledarkworldjohn4289]

Let me solo her being japanese and nobody understands him. ...., i applaud you this idea, fits perfectly

[@GOD-OF-DESTRUCTION]

Don't you dare end this series the story keeps getting interesting day by day

[@redbirb1571]

We need to have a serious talk about Millicent imagining Let Me Solo Her getting mocked by a statue.

[@TheUndeadHumor]

Millicent needs help

[@Time.slinger_]

perhaps I can be of assistance

[@issacvermilion2746]

​@@Time.slinger_TOGETHER!

[@Time.slinger_]

@@issacvermilion2746 Rykard go away you kin eating blasphemous Serpent

[@GabrielRM97]

That last "Nani?" was so cute that even Mohg would want to put it into an egg

[@miimiibeschde4818]

Godrick would want to Take her to stormveil with him

[@yahia098]

​@miimiibeschde4818 hope you stub your toes on furniture edges

[@bilalahmed-bu7bi]

The final part got me for both of the episodes

[@TheUndeadHumor]

I am slowly learning Japanese from Google translate

[@Epsonea_482]

“My loins are BURNING!” Damn, chill Malenia! Dunno what’s freakier, HER saying that or Millicent IMAGINING that

[@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64]

thinking that, she’s making up a lemon fanfic of her mom and some random guy has never met.

[@ApexRoy-xs5px]

Hey when are you adding lmsh and can you could add lmsh as the cousin of tarnish

[@Epsonea_482]

@@ApexRoy-xs5pxI have A FEW things in mind for him now lol

[@rimurutempest4530]

Youre the guy who makes those funny elden ring vids, im hooked om those now. Love those vids please make more 👌😁

[@TheUndeadHumor]

Millicent spent too much time with Mohg it seems

[@shiroamakusa8075]

Considering how often that guy goes "Yare Yare", there's either Jotaro or Charlie Brown under that pot.

[@cotymedeiros2153]

Good grief 😂

[@JannJmalki-wt1ds]

Hopefully he'll pull out his MAGNIFICENT stand and then become elden lord

[@desgyulabalogh3429]

LMSH gives me more of a pillarman vibe to be honest

[@shiroamakusa8075]

@@desgyulabalogh3429 "...and eventually he stopped thinking under that pot"

[@Scp-001-Scarlet-King]

”I’m back with the milk” 😂

[@NinjaMaster23145]

20 seconds later: “The milk is spoiling!”

[@LawfulBased]

Millicent creates... *_Let Me Doujinshi Her_*

[@refalsisimofa5229]

Oh Lord no...

[@noobspidey8750]

I know what kind of man you are

[@jolka_animations]

“I’m back with the milk!!!!” Millicent, I literally started the DAMN VIDEO!!!!

[@williamlogan1199]

I love how there is a side plot of Millicent coming up with stories, it's hilarious 😂

[@eliudesantos3237]

This guy became my favorite character really fast.

[@miriamemanueleforneris3701]

I love how millicent imagination go Brrrr meanwhile Malenia and LMSH ( Let Me Solo Her) literally didint did nothing. Will She someday learn that She Is a artificial semi-clone of malenia?

[@tibik.8407]

Wait, she is?

[@adamhubert6298]

Malenia is like SpongeBob

[@paracame8162]

​@@tibik.8407 yea. she's quite literally the result of Malenia's asexual reproduction

[@tibik.8407]

@@paracame8162 Okay, thats just made me have more questions. Ya gotta elaborate if you dont mind. Damn Fromsoftvare lore hard to get without Vaati.

[@Rusty_Spy]

Those two banged super hard and they both have crippling amnesia

[@JABRIEL251]

Oh my Marika, can we please introduce the Sisters of Rot, so one of them can explain their origin and not leave it up to Millicent's VERY active imagination?

[@dragonhunterneo1742]

No whatever it is in game in not good enough this is the new canon

[@JABRIEL251]

@@dragonhunterneo1742 I'm gonna have to disagree in this one instance lol

[@issacvermilion2746]

Four daugthers brooo

[@herobrinegamer0434]

I love that Yare Yare Daze It gets me every time xD

[@mylittledarkworldjohn4289]

The ending gives me strong " dafouq did you just said you little shit" vibes

[@refalsisimofa5229]

Malenia posing like Marika was so cute, Millicent really has a wonderful imagination

[@i-am-warden7575]

BROTHER!!! That "nani" from Millicent is too cute 😣

[@childelee2569]

I like to think Millicent is doing their voice as she tells the story. Since Let me solo her is her dad, so she should know Japanese.

[@magicalmadness]

Did yall see how LMSH parried all that scarlet rot with his mouth. Truly a mark of a true elden lord.

[@Spiffy-sd5ix]

That ending tho! Haven't laughed that hard in awhile!

[@jojotheswede8444]

"i can't read" i don't know why but that just sent me flying

[@solbadguy9025]

"This woman has snapped"- LMSH Implying she was any amount of sane to begin with

[@leegami3234]

Man, you should show the REAL reason that Malenia likes him... I mean, being beaten more than a thousand times in different worlds, realities and universes.

[@kolapstrio5060]

So Malenia is a hardcore masochist

[@sayanmishra69420]

2 sides of the same coin they are

[@azurethedepravity1192]

If malenia speaks Japanese like that again she can drown me in the scarlet rot😳😩

[@HK_BLAU]

0:19 aint no way someone actually went and modeled little "drool strands" on her lips

[@godofpotatos96]

he insulted her mothering and she wasnt gonna let that slide

[@TheHogfatherInvades]

The reunion of all time!

[@indra_vrtrahan]

The fact she understands him when she has to lmaooo 😂

[@pokekura1239]

Lol Malenia got him at the end and I guess Millicent joined in as well. Along with TOGETHAA and Piss of the lot of you I guess I can add Yare Yare Daze to the list of the best lines

[@chronistderkonigin1116]

That “Nani?“ of Millicent in the end was soooo cute… 😍😍😍 But I must say I’m not quite sure about the rest… 🤔🤔

[@splatterkingx6974]

Malenia was so insulted she turned on the japanese dub.

[@reymqk]

That Japanese at the part got me😂

[@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64]

“you are an UNSUPPORTIVE mother” to be fair, parents shouldn’t enable their kids when they’re going bonkers. put an unhealthy amount of effort into making fanfiction about her mom banging some random guy.

[@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64]

@@themis467 In this context he _is_ some random guy. Malenia has never met him before this moment.

[@eviltoad746]

"Why are these arms So damn SHORT" kills me 😂

[@radonstone]

There are deep layers of comedy at work during this arc. I want you to know i see it and love every bit.

[@WerewolfGuyyy]

I will really feel bad for Elmer when he hears about this guy...

[@darkrot824]

Let me solo her is truly a god among demigods for single-handedly bringing back the milk. That’s something even the great Godfrey has yet to achieve.

[@specialnewb9821]

He doesn't need to, he can milk Sarosh.

[@harrydoherty-b4d]

let me solo her is such a absoulute beast he drank scarlet rot and walked it off

[@reddevilsunited_2060]

Drinking and surviving Malenia's nectar is one key requirement to qualify as her husband.

[@larrytherustyboii7442]

"I cant even understand him" Proceeds to speak japanese.

[@lupusrex140]

Who needs DLC when we have this

[@TheUndeadHumor]

Miyazaki emails me the scripts

[@Helzemer]

Let us all fear the day when Godrick will hear about Millicent's fanfiction skills...

[@cianoreilly.]

Great video like always!

[@Blyndir]

Someone has to say it. A better love story than Twilight! I'm sorry, I'll show myself out.

[@codyjames4814]

Solo said throw me to the FOOD! 😂 Told her she need a cream for that burn 😅 🔥

[@starshinehero]

Truly legendary, man stumble his way to Malenia's heart when he was looking for a bathroom.

[@justa2919]

I will not allow this abridged series to end until Malenia find out where Miquella is and what atrocities Mohg has done to him

[@kubawoowio9989]

I think stretchy is kind of milicent imagination break. We need him back

[@Shvme]

Good lord millicent is cooking again 💀💀💀

[@JonathanGhost42]

Only one or two weird episodes more and Milicent will make her mother and "father" a canon ship.

[@TheRisky9]

Don't get me wrong. It's hilerious, but the subtext is really sad. Hopefully Malenia will get Millicent into therapy to deal with the trauma of not having a dad.

[@JonathanGhost42]

@@TheRisky9 Yeah, the subtext is sad and the fanfictions are clearly a cry for help. She wishes to be the result of a deep and romantic love, wishes to have an epic dad and wishes to be a daughter that was wanted from the beginning.

[@TheRisky9]

@@JonathanGhost42 I was just going to go with that she has abandonment issues.

[@JonathanGhost42]

@@TheRisky9 This works also fine.

[@royalgunner]

that Yare Yare Daze at 2:07 was bloody desperate XD

[@antoniomanco8499]

Every time LMSH goes "Yare yare da ze" I go "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

[@jackghoul1295]

I called it he's back with the milk

[@fallen9997]

Welp, this arc is interesting. I wonder what is Maliketh doing, it has been pretty long time since we last saw the guy. What is he planning? Is he preparing for his role in the DLC? Will Godrick and Mohg mess up another meeting? Will Placidusax finally admit he left Greyoll for milk? Will Morgott eat a Crab alive? We will see in the next episodes of Elden Ring Abridged. Wait, what?

[@YubelLord1]

Hopefully Millicent learns the truth about her birth

[@Delta285]

i love those endings

[@Tapps9977]

Okay I really would like to see the merchants get involved in all this. Maybe they could be the wedding planers or employ stretchy and the noble. If either of them are still alive.

[@乱-n4c]

この小さな家族はとても面白いです WWWW Millicent' imagination is wild! 🤣

[@michaelscott6022]

"MY LOINS ARE BURNING." Scarlet Rot, symptoms include fever, itchy rashes, limb rot, and romantic delusions.

[@sylehu]

Like the last video , there's no mistake when they speak in japaness and the traduction is great !!

[@wolfluva24]

Run lmsh!! She grows with every encounter!! Soon even you will find her beyond your grasp!!

[@Fused77]

help, i'm melting form this

[@nerdstorma8427]

"Do you need cream?" "Unsupportive Mother" and "P-LUVKY" sent me rolling laughing down the aisles

[@TheUndeadHumor]

"PLUCKY!!!"

[@TheKingofGods69420]

I would like to meet this pot headed man one day

[@darklight645_]

"I can't even understand him" 5 seconds ago "And what was with that loin cloth part?"

[@nicholaswilliams8207]

I’m think I’m truly first this vid just released 30 secs ago also the end was truly magnificent I love all these videos

[@emperordalek102]

Age of rot begins. Malenia is now a maiden.

[@jannesvolkmann3100]

I love your videos they are so good

[@TheUndeadHumor]

Thanks, I appreciate it!

[@YubelLord1]

This fan fiction is intriguing

[@rustkarl]

The man has no other setting and I love it.

[@hesperides12]

Millicent and her wattpad fanfic, so cute

[@MalasAnims]

Malenia after being accused of being an unsupportive mother: Yokumo son'na koto ga dekiru na Anata o korosubekidesu

[@ReapingHarvestGames]

Millicent’s nani was adorable😂😂

[@sizer7games605]

I hope to see a family reunion about the children of Demigods like Rennala meeting her granddaughter Rya, or her uncles Radahn and Ranni.

[@ChaplainRaziel01]

I think Millicent went backwards usually it’s love then marriage not conception then marriage at least not in places that enforce it with a shotgun.

[@ThatManCarryingSand]

The levels of sultriness at "A lot of tarnished have died here" is wild.

[@alialluaibi3008]

Can't believe I am saying this but this is even greeter than the final showdown in the quest to find Miquella !

[@TheRisky9]

You totally made this video just to use order poses on Malenia, didn't you? But I am totally buying that Malenia and LMSH are married. Like most married couples, they are having two completely different conversations in two completely different languages.

[@isaacalves97]

pff... Milicent is such a dork, coming up with these beautiful fan fiction stories, that i really enjoy....... I hate that i Love her so much!! the pain is endless!!

[@riccard1n0]

Malenia speaking Japanese😮‍💨

[@renancavalcante1110]

This gets just better

[@genryu13]

Of course she can speak Japanese. Every character with a katana has a sub.

[@_spooT]

"Why did he drink Scarlet Rot?" to prepare for yours, m'lady

[@Seraphiel29]

I already simped for Millicent, but this series has made me simp harder.

[@CasualDeadman]

I died the second I heard “I’m back with the milk”

[@GaryAbrahams-c7t]

His just canon now from Millicents wish alone.

[@samaeldrakul4191]

choked laughing walking my dog, aweome vid 😂❤

[@JoseSanchez-fk9dg]

I waiting for the twist of LMSH to be one of Ranni’s million husbands

[@crazyakira1222]

Ah yes, LMSH supporting Milicent's fanfiction, what I needed

[@Time.slinger_]

I can’t for wait sisters of rot to appear, Malenia going to have a hard time explaining this