Max Balegde Forgets He Has a Boyfriend & George Clarkeey Offers Advice to Cheating Grandmother

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[@Andrew_Spanndy]

I cba that we are literally moving into our first house together next week and Max couldn’t even remember my existence

[@charliecavanagh8217]

the way max accidentally gave george so many clues through the specific questions he asked first that described george’s person 😭😭

[@theperson9702]

this is definitely the first time i’ve seen this episode lmfao

[@Txbstar]

I hate sounding mean but I MUCH prefer the podcasts with just you two

[@meere7403]

Saw this yesterday as Draft1 but I’ll watch it again 😊

[@amyflavin1633]

Both George and Glen have such neat handwriting

[@noah-jones]

Real ones know this was called TUH draft1 💔💔💔

[@Ldel-ff7ig]

ACTUALLY IT WAS CALLED ‘TUH Episode37 Draft’ HOW DARE YOU GET IT WRONG!!!! 😤

[@baileyswift4542]

@@Ldel-ff7igit was actually ‘TUH episode 37 draft 1’

[@sourrrrpan8796]

it was so funny when george put andrew on the note and max spent ages trying to guess everyone but his own boyfriend 😭😭shame george isnt real though

[@lucy_2511]

real ones have already seen this LMFAOO

[@alex-vx6te]

LMFAOOOOO

[@avarose3705]

watched 4 times already 🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@MaxCSpurgeon]

LITERALLY

[@lolapozzop4930]

Gang Gang

[@insertjokehere3430]

Yeah lol I got it downloaded as an MP4 hah

[@rebeccamapowell_]

George was so proud of himself on that last one 😂

[@dumbpopstar]

anyone else watch this yesterday..

[@meere7403]

Yes😂

[@jeffies2821]

Please tell me Max was playing along by not guessing Andrew. 😂😂 Otherwise Grandpa is getting senile

[@caryscornford3477]

nah I feel like Max would have gotten Andrew if it weren’t for the cheating bit 😂

[@sab29]

The andrew part ahahahah im dying (Already wrote this comment yesterday but ill gladly repeat it)

[@m1scha]

if only george was here to see this episode come out, i love the cgi but its just not the same without real george 😔 fly high king

[@fxreverwinter13]

Definitely didn’t see this episode yesterday… 👀

[@Ldel-ff7ig]

Wow this is totally the first time I’ve seen this episode

[@lucy_2511]

oh yeah same

[@_itsgeorgina_]

glen’s skin is ✨glowing✨

[@pirate8535]

why does george do such a good Jamaican accent

[@grace.wilkinson]

didn’t see this yesterday 🤨

[@mihaela13]

rip "Episode37 TUH Draft 1" you will be missed 🕊

[@mollym5404]

I definitely haven’t seen this before 🤭

[@shannon1357]

happy to see the final draft!

[@ezzarowbotham6389]

As an audio listener, I knew who it was

[@lydiax2408]

this was almost as good as the draft x

[@geturselfanoutfit]

i’m from yorkshire but also mixed with jamaican and it makes me giggle when u guys do jamaican accents😭

[@harrietbrxwn]

woah i’ve never seen this ep before

[@JBW27]

So, do I have to re-type the comments I definitely didn't make on the same video yesterday? 😂😂 "The start is just how George is off camera" was one of them. George mentioning his heterosexuality. He's mentioned it many a time before, so the lady doth protest too much, me thinks 😋😉😂😂 Funnily enough, when anyone talks about sexuality, it reminds me of Gimme Gimme Gimme. There's that iconic scene when Linda asks "what's the difference between a straight man and a bisexual man"? and Tom (a homosexual) says "about 6 cans of lager" 😅 I don't tend to drink lager, but im sure someone who does can confirm or deny if there's truth in that (no actual need, I know the answer) 👀😅 I probably said something else yesterday too, but i can't remember. The balance has been somewhat restored now at least 🤣

[@Txbstar]

This was the funniest KZbin video I have literally ever seen

[@elodielawrence3338]

Oh I've already seen this episode lol loved it tho

[@ameliasoldierpng]

George laughs like stampylongnose

[@lolapozzop4930]

This definitely my first time seeing this

[@sofialarsson1309]

Great advice, I feel wiser already😂! Would also be jokes to bring chrismd and chip on as a guests! 😂

[@erin_444]

I spat my tea out at the Cadbury cream egg part 🤣

[@rebeccamapowell_]

Max is definitely milking it on that game 😂

[@Ldel-ff7ig]

ITS GLENS HAT ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY 🎉

[@user-ze4gg8ko7s]

This was soo funny😂

[@Rosie0s]

i forgot its sunday. im so high rn

[@kellyannebayley7193]

Love the fact that George’s surname is spelt Clarkeey and not Clarkey 😭😭

[@lucy_2511]

his original name was spelt with 2 es actually he mentions it on a podcast

[@leahhamo19083]

I saw this yesterday 😜😂

[@mellscherry]

imagine not seeing this before

[@theperson9702]

TUH episode 37 final draft

[@TimErringtonSydney]

That CGI Baguette tho!

[@savannahskye.x]

POV: you watched this yesterday

[@claireport22]

Why is max so confused at 26:20 😅

[@underscorejen]

i wish george was real :(

[@insertjokehere3430]

MAX HAS ARM HAIR?

[@blueberryxbugaboo6902]

What is with the editor first they posted it at the wrong time yesterday and have spelt the title wrong

[@mdon18]

It’s all fine now tho 💀

[@blueberryxbugaboo6902]

@@mdon18 spelt George’s name wrong

[@lucy_2511]

@@blueberryxbugaboo6902 are you talking about the “clarkeey” bit ? cos if so george has always spelt it with 2 es

[@blueberryxbugaboo6902]

@@1sparrow they’ve said it was on past podcast videos

[@blueberryxbugaboo6902]

@@lucy_2511 has he ? I only noticed because on their previous videos it’s only with 1e then again I’m just picking apart minor bits

[@maeiliy]

icl the dilema's are getting kinda boring 😭i wouldn't mid if they started reading reddit stories

[@zz-ih5xe]

90% of them are fake as well. If you're gonna make something up, at least make it good/entertaining 😭

[@dumbpopstar]

FIRSTT

[@mdon18]

hate to break it to u but u r actually the third comment 😭