Max & George Prank Called Arthur Tv and Plan Their Proposal!!

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[@lisamassau440]

Arthur saying "he didn't sound like a football enjoyer" was the funniest thing 🤣🤣

[@ridajamil9976]

I was actually dying

[@elisabethseed4116]

Arthur telling George off for “meeting the fan” 💀 - he’s so sweet

[@willjames3110]

“I’m not assuming you’re here to kill me or anything” - Arthur Tv

[@506Naz]

Arthur is too sweet 😭 the way he’s tiptoeing around while trying to describe what he thought the caller looked like 😭 his description was correct too which made it even funnier

[@Joe-hl2ts]

The segment of calling arthur especially again at the end was one of the funniest things ive heard in a long time, when he said "they didnt sound like the type of person to enjoy fooyball" i lost it

[@Kayleigh789]

Poor Arthur, was skitting when the realization finally hit 🤣

[@taylsssb4583]

Actually convinced Arthur TV is the purest soul in the world I LOVE him 🥹

[@dahlia159]

george wanting to be proposed to instead of proposing is so funny

[@johnking5174]

I love this podcast - it is literally a place where Max can just open his mind and pour out it's contents for us all to hear, and then he instantly regrets what he said. Poor Andrew, he must be sitting watching this, fearing what Max will say every week.

[@clementinebaylis5402]

not max having telepathic testicles 😭😭

[@annieeames2282]

'Poppet' is a name that suits Arthur so much 🥺🥰

[@illian3968]

Bless Arthur (Tv)

[@m1scha]

george looks very realistic

[@florencefreeman6045]

What😭

[@m1scha]

@@florencefreeman6045 unfortunately george is only cgi

[@beepboopbeep111]

I just want to take a minute to say that this podcast is something I look forward to every week. You guys are defo my creepy little parasocial besties.

[@AnIrishMan500]

Great to be able to hear so clearly what Callum was saying in this ep. Hope that continues.

[@taymur0804]

I love Arthur, he's so funny😊

[@idkwhattocallmyacc]

More Arthurtv content!!

[@mileyeverton2664]

max looks exceptionally fit this ep

[@evabole]

agreed

[@tommyboi1942]

is it the cold sore

[@earthtorach]

We want ArthurTV as a guest on tour pls

[@myvide0diary]

bless arthur omg

[@jessummlee8866]

I love Arthur so much. I'm crying.

[@RachElizabethxo]

Arthur is so sweet omg😂😂❤

[@gabiinprogress]

the way I'll cry listening to George talk about Arthur Hill

[@kayleighelizabeth24]

Please can we get a producer callum episode??!

[@deepfriedheart9180]

I swear to God Arthur is perfect 😍

[@JBW27]

How fitting that the notification for this came up just as I finished watching "Call Me By Your Name" 😉😂😂

[@ChorltonandtheWheelies]

Max "Bad-Lip-Day" that is class George. "Ginger Watch" 😂 I'm only 10 minutes in and George is on form! Max you are the perfect foil! "School Fire Alarm Nonce" pretty good Max - the apprentice is becoming the master?! You are *both* very funny 👏🤗😍

[@ejk23]

I was also at the Arthur hill show in London and it was so nice to meet George, Chris and Arthur TV, you’re all so nice and lovely. Thank you ❤️

[@realisticbutter]

it’s definitely interesting being a part of ‘max’s’ world and ‘georges’ world. like i get all the references 💪

[@JBW27]

George, are you following a set gym routine for your tough mudder prep? Interested to see what you're doing for it. Maybe you and Max can share both your workout routines, it might even inspire others to give it a go.

[@chloelord3578]

This episode is just non stop full of beans, I was constantly laughing. Great ep boys 🫶

[@2ndstar_art]

Max constantly looking between the two cameras and the editors changing the view Everytime is killing me

[@zenameachin3445]

AI is getting so advanced! George looks so realistic 😮

[@davidgg90]

Bless Arthur tv

[@Themidlandsmum]

Oh Arthur is so sweet 😫

[@jessicascott4335]

maxs stories always end up somewhere ur not expecting ever😭

[@Alicelauren890]

Max, you look amazing. Gorgeous as always. George looks good too I guess

[@Jo_coles]

Plot twist - max turns round and its andrew who does the proposing 👀👀

[@annieeames2282]

Omg, could you imagine ?!

[@CaKerBaKer101]

The best time of the weekkkk

[@lydiahopkins670]

Laughed so hard I choked on my dinner 🍽️ 😂🤣😂

[@R__t.001]

omg i literally love this podcast

[@You-xy2sp]

Love you guys

[@rubsgeo]

literally just booked a trip to antwerp w my friend for the weekend now absolutely terrified thanks max x

[@kiraeliza811]

This was the funniest episode in a while 😂 I’ve missed you guys drinking on here, it just takes it to a whole other level of funny!

[@scarlettwarren4528]

actually buzzing for your london tour!!!!!!!!!!

[@alwaysbeurfav]

We are your tribe, max ✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼

[@louvelvet]

funniest ep yet.. my stomach hurts

[@asters6155]

Max better keep up with those 66 days

[@friezenfan]

Could you get Mark Ferris on this podcast?

[@evabole]

i heart max and george💗

[@johnking5174]

Oh Max!! 5:35 - I think we literally got to breaking point here!

[@user-eh9gr5du2j]

For the tour can we get a george magic mike section ok thanks

[@lucyloo2874]

i second this

[@maisiejenner]

IM THE ONE WHO POSTED ABOUT QUEUING FOR ARTHURS SHOW HAHAHAHA

[@tripledublu]

are you guys going to go on another tour ever do you think? bcs me and my friend really want to go but are broke so we were wondering if it’s worth it to save up lol

[@CaKerBaKer101]

Did anyone else make it their life goal to zoom in on maxs coldsore

[@Nina-yp4jj]

Love how he just went on a 5 day trip to ANTWERP 💀 as a Belgian person that’s hilarious

[@beckybaker2063]

Max I know exactly what you mean with the ⚽️⚽️ moving 😂- from a girl who’s seen it from other men

[@eiraespnes7428]

i honestly couldn’t tell if Arthur was playing along or not at certain times

[@emmaslifeonfilm]

the fire alarm thing is crazy from George because that's actually what happened at the msd shooting in Florida...

[@georgialili21]

Why did something so similar to what happened when George was at school happen while I was at school too 🤔 accept the guy was in Y fronts and socks and shoes and got tackled by our headteacher

[@beckym3038]

If Arthur isn’t one of the special guests then I want my money back 😡

[@beckym3038]

Preferably the first London show

[@taylormccormack885]

Max, in future if you get a cold sore, use a bit of geranium oil on a cotton bud and rub it on the cold sore, it smells really strong and is not nice to get inside your mouth but it dries out within like 3 days and goes away! (Also it does kind of numb the area) Cheaper option & it works fast without having to be on antibiotics! 😁

[@pilllily]

Antivirals aren’t antibiotics

[@laurenhill9087]

JOE AND GEORGE BAGGS!!!!! NIGHT 1 LONDON

[@joemcminn3581]

It is common for people with dementia to forget addictions, usually smoking

[@zaraprue5101]

i wish i could go to the belfast show but it’s 18+ 😢

[@siunbarry6352]

Sad times, once you get one you have the virus for good and you’re forever at the risk of them coming back :(

[@harrietbrxwn]

you better start your youtube channel again max i’ve been stuck watching the mickey mouse one for over a year

[@sophz125]

bush push was eastenders i'll have you know

[@elliembh1726]

Max is right, sometimes your balls just move when youre sat there, coming from a woman whos seen it happen several times

[@Naps3D]

RIP headphone users

[@baronthegermanshepherd9404]

It’s TBD. “To Be Determined”

[@jasminec_]

Max - My boyfriends 🍒move aswell i swear you're not crazy 🤣

[@dsgrbrowne1]

really don't want to see you guys propose. would rather see you guys spend money in the Disney store.

[@emilysyoutubeaccount4894]

Arthur TV is literally the sweetest kindest guy wth 🥹 not him looking out for the girlies ❤❤

[@emskeng]

student loan girls here 🫡 we will see u in london !!