What Jeremy Clarkson Is Really Like, Why Glee Should Be Banned And Another RIFF OFF

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The Useless Hotline Podcast

The Useless Hotline Podcast

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@marslia
@marslia 7 ай бұрын
this podcast is slowly getting more chaotic and its just so good
@evabole
@evabole 7 ай бұрын
CRYING at the riff off, this needs to be regular thing !!!
@sofiaaaxo
@sofiaaaxo 7 ай бұрын
The fake crying part was genuinely so funny omg I can’t
@MxLisaRain
@MxLisaRain 7 ай бұрын
max you need to show the most insane glee scenes to george for your channel, there's something insanely entertaining about straight men reacting to glee
@lucyloo2874
@lucyloo2874 7 ай бұрын
george i can’t believe you’d spoil that max dies at the end of season 1 thanks a lot
@sofiaaaxo
@sofiaaaxo 7 ай бұрын
George saying „das ist falsch“ was SO UNEXPECTED but we love a German speaking king! Lots of love from Germany xxx
@JBW27
@JBW27 7 ай бұрын
Loving the off-the-wall energy this episode. Whatever it is you did before shooting it, keep doing it because it's working 😅 The singing bit is literally my energy level at 3am when I've got a 6am alarm set 🙄🤷🏻‍♂️😂
@carysrichards9689
@carysrichards9689 7 ай бұрын
they way george whipped out R U Crazy by Conor Maynard was incredible😂😂
@Anthonydbrown13
@Anthonydbrown13 7 ай бұрын
I cannot believe you didn't include "Rachel got jealous of a potential new glee club recruit, so instead of sending her to the audition, sends her to a crackhouse instead"
@yilba
@yilba 7 ай бұрын
Nevermind a gas leak on Glee, was there a gas leak this day in the podcast studio?! This was the most chaotic thing I’ve ever watched/heard 😂
@pagesbyheidi
@pagesbyheidi 7 ай бұрын
"teckets" keeps making me giggle
@D3ad_ghoul
@D3ad_ghoul 7 ай бұрын
Them just singing is so funny but also it wasn’t even bad like it was actually decent 😂❤
@tarrarowan5214
@tarrarowan5214 7 ай бұрын
George’s Jeremy Clarkson impression was spot on
@ultra_violent
@ultra_violent 7 ай бұрын
the thumbnail had me thinking they got jeremy clarkson on the pod 😭😭😭
@sofiaaaxo
@sofiaaaxo 7 ай бұрын
Feel like George was doing more random sound effects/accents/weird noises than normal this episode lmao
@flaminmongrel6955
@flaminmongrel6955 6 ай бұрын
I suspect powder but not sure.
@frejarrr
@frejarrr 7 ай бұрын
as a musical theatre student, the harmonising was better than half my year group xo
@JBW27
@JBW27 7 ай бұрын
I haven't seen Watch My Chops for probably 18 years, and had completely forgotten about it existing. But thank you for bringing it back to me, I LOVED that show 😂
@jessjones4808
@jessjones4808 7 ай бұрын
PLEASE do a riff off on tour i’ll cry
@angelinas1684
@angelinas1684 7 ай бұрын
GET CALLUM ON THE POD!!!
@larar.sukkari5692
@larar.sukkari5692 7 ай бұрын
I am in such shock I used to watch Corneil and Bernie in French but I totally forgot abt it till now when I searched up “what’s the watch my chops cartoon in French” and recognized the cartoon! Thank you George for awakening this deep childhood memory of mine which was almost fully forgotten xx
@Lilsantz
@Lilsantz 7 ай бұрын
GEORGE’S IMPRESSION FROM WATCH MY CHOPS WAS SPOT ON
@LGC996
@LGC996 7 ай бұрын
max thought we wouldn’t notice if he wore the same jumper twice…
@luigispasta
@luigispasta 7 ай бұрын
max thinks we don't notice the same hat every ep (with love
@possiblyignore
@possiblyignore 7 ай бұрын
max and george for pitch perfect 4??
@cutiepie23428
@cutiepie23428 7 ай бұрын
pls do a riff off every episode it gives me life xxx
@AmmarahA
@AmmarahA 7 ай бұрын
I genuinely had no idea I knew watch my chops until George sang the theme tune and I found myself knowing the words so it was very much needed
@jodiebatchelor4223
@jodiebatchelor4223 7 ай бұрын
Both of you were on top form for this podcast 😂😂❤️ More of this please 😂
@bronwyn.mj03
@bronwyn.mj03 7 ай бұрын
Who knew this episode would practically be a musical
@korina-ellap3867
@korina-ellap3867 7 ай бұрын
57:20 max’s legs swinging like he’s on a rollercoaster 😭
@liajordann
@liajordann 7 ай бұрын
CRYING
@han.ridl3y
@han.ridl3y 7 ай бұрын
I SUGGESTED U DID THAT GLEE REAL OR FAKE THING IM SO GLAD YOU DID IT
@shanniedxx
@shanniedxx 6 ай бұрын
One of the best eps yet!!! Loved it!!!
@JBW27
@JBW27 7 ай бұрын
The singing is so spot on by both of you that I'll be surprised if you don't get a copyright strike 😉😂😋🤦🏻‍♂️
@rad8373
@rad8373 7 ай бұрын
56:17 this is amazing never stop the riff offs
@emmaslifeonfilm
@emmaslifeonfilm 7 ай бұрын
the set up to announce the episode being glee theme was too good
@torackplays
@torackplays 7 ай бұрын
Bulbasaur’s little trick move had me cackling in public
@friezenfan
@friezenfan 6 ай бұрын
I often wonder what Glee would do with issues in the world today. For it's time it was groundbreaking. Thanks for this episode. You are amazing Max
@liajordann
@liajordann 7 ай бұрын
i appreciate how max uses his whole body anytime he sings or freestyle raps
@han.ridl3y
@han.ridl3y 7 ай бұрын
best part of sunday 🙏
@EleanorTyldsley
@EleanorTyldsley 7 ай бұрын
This feels like a musical episode
@srhtjuhh9134
@srhtjuhh9134 7 ай бұрын
Max and George need to sing at the live shows!!!!!!
@cierraclemens18
@cierraclemens18 6 ай бұрын
2nd time that George has done Hey Ya in the "riff off" btw
@ca2489
@ca2489 7 ай бұрын
what happens if you have sent in a dilemma however the situation changed & u now have a better dilemma for it??
@claireport22
@claireport22 7 ай бұрын
Yes I've heard of the show George is on about I actually remember watching as a kid
@han.ridl3y
@han.ridl3y 7 ай бұрын
i saw glee and clicked.
@emilysyoutubeaccount4894
@emilysyoutubeaccount4894 7 ай бұрын
George has a great radio presenter voice
@mads2557
@mads2557 7 ай бұрын
crying just a bit cause my email was read xxxxxxxxxx
@MadelineHarte
@MadelineHarte 7 ай бұрын
why's max lowkey so good at singing
@AlenaUniverse
@AlenaUniverse 6 ай бұрын
this episode feels like a fever dream
@stefanimorgan5728
@stefanimorgan5728 6 ай бұрын
George trying to bring logic into glee is so funny
@cestmoi898
@cestmoi898 7 ай бұрын
Was having an off day until this 😂😂🦋🦋🦋
@Raven_Luna_Tick
@Raven_Luna_Tick 7 ай бұрын
Can we please have more of Callum on screen. Damn baby got back.
@jesscross123
@jesscross123 6 ай бұрын
1:06:12 I’m howling 😂😂😂😂
@jesscross123
@jesscross123 6 ай бұрын
Watching the riff off at 1.5x speed is incredible 😂
@liajordann
@liajordann 7 ай бұрын
love how every time max sings he puts on an American accent. devoured it tho
@zadiesmith537
@zadiesmith537 7 ай бұрын
petition for george and max to release an album lol
@deepfriedheart9180
@deepfriedheart9180 7 ай бұрын
Can we just say, if I remember correctly, Quinn wasn't performing as she was giving birth. Vocal Adrenaline was singing Bohemian Rhapsody and the glee club had accompanied Quinn to the hospital which they montaged onto their performance.
@mriarnkin
@mriarnkin 7 ай бұрын
i feel high as fuck watching this episode
@ca2489
@ca2489 7 ай бұрын
George should seriously do more deep folk singing like he did in this video & max should do singing in general, they r both so good 🥰
@miabutler3901
@miabutler3901 7 ай бұрын
17:20 that doesn’t even look like max😭😭😭😭
@meganstapo1867
@meganstapo1867 6 ай бұрын
incredible episode
@dnjfdbgfothjnt
@dnjfdbgfothjnt 7 ай бұрын
The riff offs are now mandatory for each episode no discussion
@millerraycell
@millerraycell 7 ай бұрын
george has such nice singing voice
@bargainsstoragedeals3653
@bargainsstoragedeals3653 7 ай бұрын
The crazy amounts clarkson charges in that farm shop he not broke
@mr.porridge4898
@mr.porridge4898 7 ай бұрын
21:35 side representation from George!
@mayapatel6149
@mayapatel6149 7 ай бұрын
The breastfeeding suggestion isn't that crazy some people don't have periods return after pregnancy until they stop breastfeeding it's just not taught about
@sharna.clarisex
@sharna.clarisex 7 ай бұрын
Watch my chops is a highly underrated show from the 2000s!!!
@han.ridl3y
@han.ridl3y 7 ай бұрын
ANOTHER RIFF OFF 🤗🤗🤌🤌🤌
@m1scha
@m1scha 7 ай бұрын
so lifelike in this one
@annad693
@annad693 7 ай бұрын
Best episode!!😂
@ghostingclay
@ghostingclay 7 ай бұрын
i feel like the last half of the episode was directed at me because of the comment please stop singing 🙏🙏🙏
@sofiaaaxo
@sofiaaaxo 7 ай бұрын
I saw your comment and I agree that was the first thing I thought of when they started singing again
@han.ridl3y
@han.ridl3y 7 ай бұрын
forever sad your london shows are when my a levels are 😔😔😔😔
@tripledublu
@tripledublu 7 ай бұрын
george are u high in this?
@mystic_mimi21
@mystic_mimi21 7 ай бұрын
34:59 it’s rather concerning the lack of procreation / contraception knowledge these grown men have. 1. Yes one can get pregnant while menstruating as sperm can live for several days in the vagina. 2. One can also get pregnant while breast feeding, it was an old wive’s tale. After giving birth it can take a while for one’s menstrual cycle to return, and it’s not wise to have sex too soon after giving birth. It’s was believed that one’s body didn’t ovulate while breastfeeding to focus on the baby already there. This isn’t true for people, maybe other animals. 3. No ejaculating into a hot tub won’t necessarily result in pregnancy unless it was in the body, the temperature of the water would kill the sperm. Also they can’t ’swim’ that far. Edit yes one could become impregnated with pre ejaculate as it can contain sperm. Not sure why dry sperm means so no clue there
@yona5176
@yona5176 7 ай бұрын
wait why is max kinda good at singing
@Lu2read
@Lu2read 7 ай бұрын
what does season 2 mean do we have to wait like 6 months after the tour for an episode very confused
@johnking5174
@johnking5174 7 ай бұрын
No, I think they have pre recorded podcasts for when they are on tour, and then the new season kicks in. They will move to a brand new studio, and it will look very different to what we have been used to. So no need to worry
@ee-uj5hq
@ee-uj5hq 7 ай бұрын
Are they on drugs?
@tamsindave
@tamsindave 6 ай бұрын
PLEASE DISCUSS AYAME YUVAL AND OLIVER its so funny
@geegee6737
@geegee6737 7 ай бұрын
Lmao I love you guys ❤
@anthonyorsini
@anthonyorsini 7 ай бұрын
What's wild is this episode was recorded WITH autotune.
@Raven_Luna_Tick
@Raven_Luna_Tick 7 ай бұрын
Knowing Max wears bad wigs and combined with the way he sings, gives me such Elphaba vibes. Scabies and lice included. lol
@BrynHarding
@BrynHarding 7 ай бұрын
Nice to see Max's taste in Wigs is as terrible as his taste in Hats.... 🤫😉
@deniseyolo6745
@deniseyolo6745 5 ай бұрын
Im surprised Jacjizzi wasn't said...although excellent rapper name in my opinion
@RYAN-pz8il
@RYAN-pz8il 7 ай бұрын
I loved this episode (as I love every episode), but it was the perfect amount of amusement for a Sunday evening! Also i don't think it's eaid enough how beautiful George is. I feel like he made more growly and rumbly voices which was both soothing and arousing? Paired with those brief glances of his powerful thighs under the table... Wow. A thigh for a thigh and my world went blind with my gay awakening. Have a great next week!
@ca2489
@ca2489 7 ай бұрын
I feel this comment, i felt that when u said about the rumbly growly voices 100% arousing, especially when george started singing the “Heave ho” song, for me i melted 🙈🙈😍😍😂😂🩷🩵🩷🩵
@Dvvrd
@Dvvrd 7 ай бұрын
STOP BITING YOUR NAILS AHYGSUGAYHAYHSG
@hannahsandnes8609
@hannahsandnes8609 7 ай бұрын
max is so tone deaf its so funny😭😭
@7lararara
@7lararara 7 ай бұрын
@ george was that a miranda reference
@meganstapo1867
@meganstapo1867 6 ай бұрын
wait i remember watch my chops!
@jessicacurry935
@jessicacurry935 7 ай бұрын
Max is actually kind of a good singer
@meganstapo1867
@meganstapo1867 6 ай бұрын
omg callum reveal!!!!
@gracehigham727
@gracehigham727 7 ай бұрын
watch my chops was elite kids tv
@gingernproud6514
@gingernproud6514 6 ай бұрын
@geegee6737
@geegee6737 7 ай бұрын
IM SO EARLY ❤🎉
@tillyspiers448
@tillyspiers448 7 ай бұрын
I'm way to early lol
@LdACSJJ
@LdACSJJ 7 ай бұрын
First: fix your audio. Second: I look forward to George going out on his own. He is genuinely interested in the world while Max is a self absorbed fool.
@Djm8520
@Djm8520 7 ай бұрын
Does Max actually think he’s famous?! Delusion much?! I think George is immensely talented. I think Max is immensely annoying!
@bargainsstoragedeals3653
@bargainsstoragedeals3653 7 ай бұрын
Don’t watch it then bye
@Djm8520
@Djm8520 7 ай бұрын
@@bargainsstoragedeals3653 Ha! Did someone rattle your chain love?!
@bargainsstoragedeals3653
@bargainsstoragedeals3653 7 ай бұрын
@@Djm8520 no babes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@fashionablechangeling1988
@fashionablechangeling1988 7 ай бұрын
3.5 Million followers on TikTok makes him more famous than most people on the planet.
@Djm8520
@Djm8520 7 ай бұрын
@@fashionablechangeling1988 Well, at least on Tickety Tock! My comment, which unsurprisingly you missed, was a sarcastic shot at this Z lister thinking he’s Greta Garbo. But thanks for playing!
@Barbieknowsbestuk
@Barbieknowsbestuk 7 ай бұрын
The best looking duo on KZbin 🫶🏻
@clolo1119
@clolo1119 7 ай бұрын
are you gearing up for s2 to be musical based podcast? Please do not 🫶 also I loved ‘watch my chops’ as a kid, one of my faves, I could never remember the name and no one ever knew what I meant when I tried to explain it. It felt a fever dream (much like this pod episode)
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