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[@gemma9249]

When George said “Someone paid me to do a dissertation for them” and the joke was ignored #justiceforclarkey

[@devonbananastar4170]

Tbh I didn’t know Arthur made music at all, I’ve only lately seen him on other peoples KZbin videos and thought he was hilarious. The way my jaw DROPPED when I started playing Tiny Room. He’s amazing

[@ttarazed]

this was literally me. his music is SO good, arthur is so talented

[@legster983]

Same !

[@heykid95]

Literally me and maybe I'm even more of a pessimist bc when I heard he did music I kinda wondered if he did it in the way most influencers do but no dude can SING frfr

[@devonbananastar4170]

@@heykid95 no same, I was expecting to look up his music and be like “meh” but soooo gooooddd

[@diyarse]

I know him as the dinner table guy

[@GlitterZuz07]

Had a shitty week and was looking forward to this like no other. Also Max, George AND Arthur put together? Yeah I’m so ready for this rn

[@astrangermagi]

guess we found the person who left the log in the bed huh

[@GlitterZuz07]

@@astrangermagi lmao I watched this pod in 2 parts so hadn’t gotten to that part when I read this comment, was v confused for a while🤣

[@williamcaley-lightingandso870]

Arthur Hill is literally the best!

[@astrangermagi]

Max and Arthurs german pronounciation was so good, why did George have to come along and go full on Hitler ☠

[@eghtesadnia]

Would love to see Arthur TV on the pod aswell

[@kristybriggs9864]

He should be a regular guest 😊

[@diyarse]

@@kristybriggs9864 He’s the cohost of internet sensation so he can’t be a regular on another pod 😂😂

[@kristybriggs9864]

@@diyarse ok mansplain. I'd never heard of him before this 🤣🤣

[@diyarse]

@@kristybriggs9864 it was a joke LOL and I’m a girl. He’s not the cohost of internet sensation. Now I’m going to ‘mansplain.’ 🫥 This guy in the video is Arthur Hill but instead Arthur TV. Again, so sorry for assuming you were a fan and I’ll never make a joke again. 😣😣😣

[@androow1983]

@@kristybriggs9864 thats just sexist but okay

[@sophierose7663]

The podcast I've been waiting my whole life for

[@Rosa-zy1dg]

This podcast has the best energy. Always a hoot ❤

[@beebus_]

so excited for this episode

[@darcigraves]

I loved this episode so much ♥️

[@graksucks]

babe wake up, dad just uploaded a new podcast ep

[@ejk23]

i’m 100% with Max, I knew who Arthur was, and I knew the dinner table guy, but did not put two and two together 🤣

[@Skyelily]

I cannot believe Arthur is 5'4 😱

[@wozzywick]

Wow that was a crazily accurate James Blunt impression!

[@elliotto02]

i loved this episode arthur george and max are like 3 of my favirote people to watch also arthur is 5'4

[@rubylocker801]

need the other arthur on here now!

[@elsaa.112]

love u all sm❤️❤️

[@lilygray34500]

i love this pod so fucking much, i have a hugee obsession 💕

[@Happy-is-Good8]

WE LOVE THIS PODCAST

[@Happy-is-Good8]

We do :)

[@yiuaspeaks]

i needed this 🤞🥲

[@wilbuuuh]

i’m 2 seconds in and it’s already my fav pod episode xx

[@brittanybain3728]

Oof those last few minutes were a hard watch 😂😅

[@lucy_2511]

arthur on the podcast yesss

[@ellewilliams3268]

For Arthur regarding his memory loss, I too have extremely bad memory problems and get distracted a lot so it could be either ADD or ADHD, I'm personally gonna see my gp for the diagnosis process so that might help him too, just to check x

[@kristybriggs9864]

I think they're all neuro diverse as they jump from one topic to the next and remember to go back it's very much how I tell a story and I'm ADHD/Autistic. I find i like podcasts where the people talk and think like me. Also a very dark humour which is also a huge indicator

[@niamh4442]

Im so excited i love Arthur hill

[@sophielou]

are you niamh of the tiktok variety or just some random niamh

[@niamh4442]

@@sophielou some random Niamh lmao

[@sillyhoneybaby]

sounds like a haribo ad 😭 lmao, georgeeee

[@oliviaaa....]

Yes I knew this one was gonna be with arthur

[@TimErringtonSydney]

Woo Hoo. Another day at the hotline

[@mleah.]

What a trio 😂

[@Primeyzee]

It’s funny you mention the KZbin move Max… I fell down a procrastination rabbit hole and ended up clicking on some random video (think it was Lewis) and then I watched a chaos crew video, then 8 more, then I found memeulous, then you came up on a we watch video somewhere. And now I have a whole new smorgasbord of entertainers and music to enjoy Instead of finishing my thesis… I’ve never had TikTok and I wouldn’t know about any of you if it weren’t for KZbin.

[@jackyboy7355]

Babe wake up it's an Arthur ep

[@JeamesGranger]

Oh your guest is like British version of Johnny Pemberton from superstore 😮

[@lucypearce2656]

me watching this after i just finished writing my entire dissertation 😃😃

[@kristybriggs9864]

I'd be fuming if i paid 200 and it only got 50/100 😂 mine got 53 and it was absolutely shit written while I was dying of mumps off my head in painkillers for a week.

[@chaosconcern]

elite trio

[@ellabeazley2411]

not me just staring at the love heart in arthurs hair the whole time

[@janefrancis7]

MY THREE FAVOURITE PEOPLE

[@jasgarbe8499]

you guys are so pissing funny

[@jasminecoombe2095]

i cant believe that Arthur is 5’4

[@prinxessstache]

george and arthur each doing a stewie impression made me life complete

[@jameswatkins3375]

Literally the exact same title as Bambino Becky's video 😂

[@williamcaley-lightingandso870]

I cant believe that Arthur is five foot four!

[@erinmehtab-shaw2632]

I cried George 1:14:30

[@Tommieetv]

can't believe Arthur is 5ft4!

[@Bluer0binn]

FINALLY ARTHUR

[@Maria-dz3eh]

so you completely ignored that French teacher question didn't you

[@Alexbritishblue]

For the whole podcast I was wondering why do they have a mug from Ustka, Poland

[@19TYNS]

I cant believe Arthur is 5 foot 4

[@mleah.]

Arthur, if you're 5'4, I could be your 5'8 giant 🎉

[@gingernproud6514]

Arthur is 5ft 4! 🎉

[@kourtneyamos7996]

I can’t believe that Arthur is 5,4 😮

[@meganeaton4696]

Arthur is 5ft4!😂

[@jesscross123]

I can’t believe Arthur is 5’4

[@tayanakanishi]

I can’t believe Arthur is 5’4”😳😳

[@DaniCal1forn1a]

Arthur might wanna get checked out for ADHD - it's not a definite thing but his description of his memory problems & brainfarts in very common in ADHDers 😊. We often have working memory problems because ADHD affects executive function, and the losing stuff/forgetting the plate's there sounds like a working memory thing because his brain got distracted or sidetracked and got rid of things from his working memory. ADHD brains very much operate in an "out of sight, out of mind" sort of way, where if we aren't paying attention to something, it almost stops existing 😅

[@da__ra]

no i knock my own door all the time

[@CleoSmith-cu9ym]

I CAN'T BELIEVE ARTHUR IS 5'4 😅😂

[@elsaa.112]

I can’t believe that aurthur is 5”4

[@nancyfifita2395]

Arthur hill is 5ft 4 and also #cancelgeorgeclarke 😤😤😂

[@lilymorgan769]

26:30 well we all know who that is now😂

[@lottieplayle7138]

ahahaa who i was trying to work it out

[@lilymorgan769]

@@lottieplayle7138 Becky Hill i think

[@blueberryxbugaboo6902]

I think George should go on love island

[@eeshajamil8503]

Arthur is 5 foot 4, just like me

[@lucyx9245]

what did george say at the end

[@ultra_violent]

unless you’re too tall or something

[@m1scha]

i wish george clarke was real :(((

[@AlfieMcSloy]

Arthur is 5'4"

[@jasminebeasley7826]

Arthur is 5'4

[@toukachuu127]

arthur is 5'4

[@BuzzaBee08]

omg hi

[@bethfkni]

arthur is 5'4"??

[@Rebecca-ms4ow]

arthur is 5 foot 4

[@suited_elijah]

9:17

[@kallidcy]

ARTHUR HILL Edit😮😢😮: OH MY GOLLY GOSH THANKYOU FOR 5 LIKES WTH O😅😅😅😅😊😊😊

[@neionbrightgirl]

£200 to get a 3rd! that was not worth the money

[@sophiesmith3802]

arthur is 5"4

[@laylarosser2424]

arthur is 5’4 😋😋

[@aidanwilliams-qu9sz]

arthur is 5,4ft!

[@David-pt8ge]

There is probably someone out there for whom those teeth might fit. They need a new owner.

[@legster983]

So many mid rolls !!!!

[@jasgarbe8499]

first

[@ryandavies2634]

Wait, he slept with James Blunt?

[@stacey3306]

I cannot believe Arthur is 5’4 😮