George calls Max out for his fashion, opinions on Americans and festival season

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The Useless Hotline Podcast

The Useless Hotline Podcast

Күн бұрын

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@Afbfsh
@Afbfsh Жыл бұрын
Genuinely don’t remember how I survived before this podcast started
@minecraftnerd2175
@minecraftnerd2175 Жыл бұрын
Same honestly
@Clo_cosplays1
@Clo_cosplays1 Жыл бұрын
Real
@Nataszawithaz
@Nataszawithaz Жыл бұрын
No but fr
@ashleighjw
@ashleighjw Жыл бұрын
Literally what was I doing with my life before this saviour of a podcast
@ilovecupcakes135
@ilovecupcakes135 Жыл бұрын
I’m representing the lesbians here to say we love you Max and you are absolutely correct in everything you said, you know us so well ❤
@orlaith_2910
@orlaith_2910 Жыл бұрын
Us lesbians love max!
@laurencreates359
@laurencreates359 Жыл бұрын
so true
@FirstnameLastname-zq8oy
@FirstnameLastname-zq8oy Жыл бұрын
I’m not a lesbian but Max is right, It’s a pretty common stereotype that lesbian relationships move really fast and within a couple months of dating they’ve already moved in together lmfao
@niamh4442
@niamh4442 Жыл бұрын
Like how do people even cope without this podcast
@l0uisaaa_
@l0uisaaa_ Жыл бұрын
honestly tho
@chloenicole8236
@chloenicole8236 Жыл бұрын
as a lesbian, max is spot on. i've been there, all my lesbian friends have been there - it rarely goes well but we will always continue to do it. also correct with the long distance relationships lmao
@bigmaaan
@bigmaaan Жыл бұрын
Ive got my final sociology exam this Wednesday then I finish college, i would love max to upload an hour long podcast on sociology 💀
@infinity2306
@infinity2306 Жыл бұрын
not a lesbian, but a bi women. I can confirm that Max is right, lesbian relationships move very fast
@emmacox5868
@emmacox5868 Жыл бұрын
How did you guys cope without a beverage for an ENTIRE episode!? Missed Max's face as he drinks😂 however, still a brilliant episode as always, love you both fitties!😘
@blythesh3724
@blythesh3724 Жыл бұрын
I'm so deeply in love with this podcast and Max and George I have now inserted myself into this "friendship"
@jadeabit
@jadeabit Жыл бұрын
Okay but the word "ignorance" derives from the word "ignoring" in latin, as in ignoring the relevant informations to preserve one's ideas, so technically Max was making sense in saying ignorance to mean arrogance
@blinkvoid772
@blinkvoid772 Жыл бұрын
george singing pink instead 😭 SCREAMING
@emmadevlin2533
@emmadevlin2533 Жыл бұрын
I genuinely never like properly belly laugh at anything, except George I think he is actually hilarious “and hot weather! I’ve never heard their stuff” absolutely comical
@sleepyemily
@sleepyemily Жыл бұрын
as a lesbian, I very appreciate the love
@micromehamo340
@micromehamo340 Жыл бұрын
Oml I literally wait all week to see a new episode, it's finally here thank god
@esmeshields2457
@esmeshields2457 Жыл бұрын
as a lesbian I can confirm it’s a lesbian thing to move in quickly together (aka u-haul lesbians) and we all at least have one wlw long distance relationship in our lifetime
@elliemcculloch667
@elliemcculloch667 Жыл бұрын
my first gf lived in a different continent 😭 we’re still friends
@esmeshields2457
@esmeshields2457 Жыл бұрын
@@elliemcculloch667 literally same 😭living proof all long distance lesbians are the same
@mclovin9781
@mclovin9781 Жыл бұрын
As soon George said raise your glass I spat my drink out 😂
@bethanygoldsworthy9573
@bethanygoldsworthy9573 Жыл бұрын
I love that Kelly Rowland song 😂😂😂
@m1scha
@m1scha Жыл бұрын
george looks very very real in this one
@Emily-rx3lk
@Emily-rx3lk Жыл бұрын
max getting sidetracked is so funny
@sophlou2367
@sophlou2367 Жыл бұрын
as soon as max said "that's very lesbian" i just was like "yeah i know what u mean" while george was like "what what?" the queers know
@karugiribajsasmr9434
@karugiribajsasmr9434 Жыл бұрын
As a lesbian Max is completely right, also George not knowing this I very uneducated of him.
@ashleighjw
@ashleighjw Жыл бұрын
This episode is top tier 😂 I love you both so much! Also very interesting to hear your thoughts on America
@summerlynch7507
@summerlynch7507 Жыл бұрын
Max is soooo correct I’ve been in a long term relationship AND we were speaking about moving into with each other after like 4 weeks 😭😭
@evielily2132
@evielily2132 Жыл бұрын
highlight of my sundays tbh 🫶
@lucy_2511
@lucy_2511 Жыл бұрын
u guys look so good today (like always tbh)
@Juliaa1708
@Juliaa1708 Жыл бұрын
Max’s low key good singing killed me 😂😂😂😂
@KenBrownJr73
@KenBrownJr73 Жыл бұрын
Lesbian joke: "What do lesbians do for a 2nd date?" -- They rent a Uhaul. (That's a US moving truck company).
@KarinaGrover-ux4wq
@KarinaGrover-ux4wq Жыл бұрын
Love u both!!
@michaela96d
@michaela96d Жыл бұрын
"Jesus Christ." "That's what I'm thinking right now." 🤣
@Juliaa1708
@Juliaa1708 Жыл бұрын
Ignorance isn’t just now knowing 😂 I think it’s also when people aren’t willing to learn and are narrow minded so max was right 😂 Arrogance is when you feel better than anyone else etc 😂
@0530evan
@0530evan Жыл бұрын
thank god for SUNDAY.... and the podcast.....
@hello-tf1lc
@hello-tf1lc Жыл бұрын
loved max's lesbian appreciation xx
@Lofaaa08
@Lofaaa08 Жыл бұрын
Literaly My birthday, great episode xx🎉
@henryng149
@henryng149 Жыл бұрын
Im gay, my sister is in a long distance relationship w her gf who literally lives ACROSS THE GLOBE... and my first question was "WHY WOULD U EVEN GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP" but tbf they ARE making it work so fair play...
@esseven
@esseven Жыл бұрын
thought we were gonna here about ariana grande this ep… can’t wait for it next week
@mariali7107
@mariali7107 Жыл бұрын
39:09 lost it. absolutely lost it. my whole family awoke from their slumber AHAh
@_itsgeorgina_
@_itsgeorgina_ Жыл бұрын
so glad i have the new pod ep on my birthday weekend 👏🏻
@toukachuu127
@toukachuu127 Жыл бұрын
this episode was chaotic in a good way
@IzzyMS1
@IzzyMS1 Жыл бұрын
Only 14 minutes in and I'm cry laughing at max singing IM TRYING TO GET READY FOR WORK 😭😭🤣🤣
@justanothadiva
@justanothadiva Жыл бұрын
George not knowing basic lesbian culture is so funny to me
@violethell411
@violethell411 Жыл бұрын
13:00 that was truly beautiful Max 😄😄😄😄
@sorayaperry9314
@sorayaperry9314 Жыл бұрын
MAX I BOUGHT YOU THE CROC CHARMS AND GEORGE THE SOCKS I LOVE YOU!!!💓💓💓I will style you fr I go to fashion school
@katebaldock7437
@katebaldock7437 Жыл бұрын
the florida law thing has thrown me completely that’s so fucked
@Nataszawithaz
@Nataszawithaz Жыл бұрын
Max is very right about lesbians George I must say
@timnkona5830
@timnkona5830 Жыл бұрын
My absolute favorite podcast! It’s sad that Florida now has this reputation. I’ve lived in Orlando for 10 years now. But I still LOVE it! Looking forward to next weeks episode!
@sophie_94_71
@sophie_94_71 Жыл бұрын
✌🏻 Lesbian here and Max is spot on 😅
@livo453
@livo453 Жыл бұрын
Watching here because on Spotify it was the right episode for the channel but somehow it was different people on some different show when clicking on the episode
@roseb4724
@roseb4724 Жыл бұрын
Yeah that happened with me and i was like wtf
@chelseacorner9342
@chelseacorner9342 Жыл бұрын
Same!! On both Spotify and the podcast app it was an episode of ‘the girls bathroom’ podcast??
@aliciabottomley5836
@aliciabottomley5836 Жыл бұрын
Literally same I am very confused
@chaosconcern
@chaosconcern Жыл бұрын
same i have no clue what happened
@freyawilson2269
@freyawilson2269 Жыл бұрын
Thought it was just mine playing up!
@0530evan
@0530evan Жыл бұрын
GEORGE has such a quick mind to come up with some of the joke lines.......like how he just lets MAX ramble. and he replies...... they remind me of GEORGE BURNS AND GRACY ALLEN
@hannahmoomba5078
@hannahmoomba5078 Жыл бұрын
“book that flight to zimbabwe”😭😭 as a 1/4 zim so true x
@arihdansf
@arihdansf 4 ай бұрын
43:46 MAX IS PSYCHIC!!!!!! 😮
@fashionablechangeling2003
@fashionablechangeling2003 Жыл бұрын
What was going on with the podcast version?
@SteinfeldsGaylor
@SteinfeldsGaylor Жыл бұрын
As a lesbian max is right😂😂
@meganstapo1867
@meganstapo1867 Жыл бұрын
no george you don’t realise max is right about us lesbians, these are all stereotypes that are like 90% accurate 😂
@meganthecarrott
@meganthecarrott Жыл бұрын
On spotify it plays a completely different podcast when you click on it??
@lauracrowther2428
@lauracrowther2428 Жыл бұрын
This is my new frenemies
@smiled1583
@smiled1583 Жыл бұрын
Max is right george 40:36
@Ljdaisyx
@Ljdaisyx Жыл бұрын
15:25 max love we can’t see your hair, your wearing a hat xx
@phoebecraig8076
@phoebecraig8076 Жыл бұрын
the liam payne impressions hahs
@toocoolforyou.
@toocoolforyou. Жыл бұрын
What’s going on with the Spotify podcast ver 😭😭
@Kaladoodles0006
@Kaladoodles0006 Жыл бұрын
fr I'm so confused
@BrookeLSmith
@BrookeLSmith Жыл бұрын
As an American I can say that there’s a difference between being proud of your fellow citizens and grateful of our veterans and proud of our flag and constitution and the “Americans” that you’re describing. I know it wasn’t meant to be disrespectful but there are so many wonderful Americans that value and respect our country and it’s values without being extreme like you’ve described
@whitecold5859
@whitecold5859 Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but your comment makes no sense. Being proud of your fellow citizens include "the 'Americans' that Max is describing". Being grateful for your veterans... those are people who fight wars (aka kill people) in wars that are for the most part started by your government with no actual threat to your country (like those weapons of mass destruction that actually never existed) and are getting their own lives destroyed and get no support afterwards (what's their suicide rate? quite high, I believe). I'm sorry you've been raised to think your country is great, when everything points to the fact that indeed, it is not. Some Americans might be alright, but sadly, for the most part, it is not. Sorry love
@muddyw4ter
@muddyw4ter Жыл бұрын
shoutout my fellow sociology alevelers thank god we’re free!
@skyetenn
@skyetenn Жыл бұрын
As a lesbian, he's sadly right. On a different note, lesbians in this comment section, I move into a 2 bedroom flat in 5 days and need someone to come wif me ty
@meganstapo1867
@meganstapo1867 Жыл бұрын
as a lesbian i can confirm we move in straight away
@claireport22
@claireport22 Жыл бұрын
There there Max it's ok 🫂
@mellowfellow245
@mellowfellow245 7 ай бұрын
As a lesbian, I can agree max is spot on😂
@laurencreates359
@laurencreates359 Жыл бұрын
i appreciate the accurate lesbian representation max tysm
@_DN-xp4ro
@_DN-xp4ro Ай бұрын
the america commentary was funny (and actually insightful), but with the recent US elections, it's actually quite chilling how it remains exactly like that to this day :/
@xo_kylem6735
@xo_kylem6735 Жыл бұрын
I can guarantee you majority of Americans are sane people. Lol. The very loud that we see online are in the minority. What’s scary is how unresponsive we Americans are to it. We thought it was genuinely funny but we can see it’s not funny anymore.
@graveang3l
@graveang3l Жыл бұрын
george is fit
@Tassie_the_swimmer
@Tassie_the_swimmer Жыл бұрын
Representing all those people who read smut in public, most of the time people don't even realise, its just when people go out of their way to read things like 50 shades do people notice
@0530evan
@0530evan Жыл бұрын
have either of you seen the stage play????????
@Jaz_Sims
@Jaz_Sims Жыл бұрын
The EXTENT George is willing to go to convince Max that no one cares about Sociology? That's wild 😂 also if he wants to keep telling you to stop talking so much maybe he should at least have his own convo topics.. bc that would be one silent podcast otherwise 💅
@steph4037
@steph4037 Жыл бұрын
it 100% is a lesbian thing to move in together quickly and/or be long distance and/or adopt a pet together
@kallidcy
@kallidcy Жыл бұрын
I don’t understand why George keeps making max cry.
@goodfellow408
@goodfellow408 Жыл бұрын
I don't know who to talk to about how gay I am for George. Luckily no one will notice this though, lost somewhere in all the comments...
@karaghjane4942
@karaghjane4942 Жыл бұрын
Max is talking about “U-haul” lesbians 😂
@jasminec_
@jasminec_ Жыл бұрын
The only time George talks is to interrupt Max to make a joke and I am NOT HAVING IT 🙅🏻‍♀️💅
@_DN-xp4ro
@_DN-xp4ro Ай бұрын
all i can think about the lesbian talk is casual by chappell roan
@ellaklingenspor
@ellaklingenspor Жыл бұрын
someone tell George to get out of a jumper it’s way too hot for that
@jessieem1
@jessieem1 Жыл бұрын
as a lesbian yes
@bob33064
@bob33064 Жыл бұрын
a stop the liam payne hate movement
@bealeigh7147
@bealeigh7147 Жыл бұрын
Why was George part of that pride campaign when he doesn't even know anything about u-hauling. REFUND 😡
@claireport22
@claireport22 Жыл бұрын
I love George but leave Max alone ok 🥲
@_clay_07
@_clay_07 Жыл бұрын
george needs to stop being so mean to max, he is always so lovely to george but he always takes it for granted 😪
@fashionablechangeling2003
@fashionablechangeling2003 Жыл бұрын
It's exaggerated for the camera/podcast. A lot of friendships, this one included rely on riffing on each other
@NicolaFitzgerald-jb4xg
@NicolaFitzgerald-jb4xg Жыл бұрын
Is George stoned today? 😂
@rebeccasmith6953
@rebeccasmith6953 Жыл бұрын
i thought george was an ally how does he not know the lesbian u-haul lore
@luvvgorgiaa
@luvvgorgiaa 11 ай бұрын
can confirm the lesbian thing
@Jr_chesney
@Jr_chesney Жыл бұрын
Love this show and love you two but the American segment was pretty cringe. .
@jasmine-zw3qs
@jasmine-zw3qs Жыл бұрын
found the american?
@Louback33
@Louback33 Жыл бұрын
I'm 43 minutes in and there's been nothing but absolute drivel coming from Max. I'm surprised he can dress himself. Oh wait, he can't
@scarletthadley066
@scarletthadley066 Жыл бұрын
George needs to speak more, he's more interesting
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