Sauron... the Moron [Re-up]

[@frankvandorp9732]

I like how Sauron alternates between weak, feeble, powerless dolt and omnipotent, all-knowing god, based on whether the writers want him to win or lose in a scene.

[@Arominit]

That's my favorite part too, besides the diversity dwarves and hairspray elves

[@Pos44Dami]

the wind my friend tell the truth

[@intricatic]

Those things are not in conflict. It's entirely possible that he required the bumbling episode where he was murdered by Morgoth's crown to achieve his brilliant machinations by tricking all his enemies into thinking he had died.

[@vardamir0397]

@@Pos44Dami and the sea, well, everyone knows she's always right.

[@NawlejIsTaken]

@@intricatic does it look like he planned and was ready for Adar's backstab?

[@adde27]

He has many names... The Elves called him Gorthaur, which in their language meant "sucks at fighting". Later he deceived them under the guise of Annatar, "He in the Dress". The Men of Westernesse in their fall called him Zigûr: "blue-balls"... but you will know him best as the Dark Lord of the Rings: Sauron, from the Elvish word "simp-lord".

[@danyurr5304]

Unlike anything from Amazon Prime, this is worth watching a second time.

[@benmohatun]

After season 1, I can tell you I haven't bothered watching season 2. They're not worth my time.

[@rutessian]

They also made Reacher

[@dirtymike1274]

The boys is good stuff

[@rutessian]

@@dirtymike1274 was.. last season is crap.

[@mjaynetz]

Not even worth watching at all human!

[@lordfreerealestate8302]

"Mom, may we have Sauron?" Mom: "we have sauron at home" Sauron at home:

[@liamdowling14]

You've got a real talent with words mate.

[@bdleo300]

Far more than Amazon professional 'writers' and all writers in Hollywood.

[@mattteomatei3610]

"The evil eye, like any guy, thinks first with his one eye" 🤣🤣😂

[@BlairMoriss]

One does not not simply cancel Sauron.

[@Contractor48]

Gladarrrrrriel can cancel him. Do not tempt her.

[@raycon921]

​@@Contractor48yeah, it haals something to do with that tempest of hers 🤣

[@AugusCrafting]

With this material one can make a comedy about a reformed Saurrrrrron who wants to live an honest and peaceful life but gets thrown again and again into trouble by Galadrrrrrrrriel

[@mark9294]

😂

[@bdleo300]

In some alter universe Saurrrrron and Galadrrrrriel married and lived happily ever after, making babies and farming potatoes in the Shire. Make love not war 😀

[@nicknova703]

@5:55 “what is a tempest, and how do I become him?”😂

[@Ronin3453]

Bro has never picked up a dictionary.

[@kanetheentertainer]

I thought a fart would be added after "there is a tempest in me"😂😂😂

[@darklordofmath496]

I'm glad he called out the ridiculous amount of r-rolling Galadriel and the elves do. It sounds overwrought rather than elegant.

[@takuid]

it is utterly stupid. we need a full compilation of every MoRRRRdor and every SauRRRRRon these idiots put to screen.

[@ReinoldFZ]

Agreed. It is technically accurate to the books, but they should talk it as if it were their native language, not like tourists.

[@takuid]

@@ReinoldFZ Huge difference between Sau^ron and SauRRRon. You can emphasize a letter slightly without sounding like a broken exhaust port, which is what this show thinks is normal. Nobody speaks like that and it certainly is not "book accurate" unless Tolkien thought elves sounded ridiculous. I recommend anyone who wants to see the difference to listen to Christopher Lee's audiobook for the Children of Hurin and see how it should be.

[@fantasywind3923]

@@takuid and in any case Tolkien writes about that pronunciation in appendices: "R - represents a trilled r in all positions; the sound was not lost before consonants (as in English part)." But I doubt he had this sort of exaggeration in mind the show does.

[@calistudent6335]

Do you criticize the PJ films for the same thing? *I would have gone with you till the end. Into the very fires of morrrrrddddddddrrrrdorrrrrrrrrrrdrrr*

[@stephAnima]

Joke's on the copyright claimers, now I have another reason to rewatch the upload, let it sink in, and me having the double joy of the rewatch🥰 if they can't bother to make a good story, I might just as well enjoy the sarcasm🥰 Edited to add: if you have watched the previous upload and you liked it, be sure to re-do the same with this one for facebook algorithm, to re-match the statistics of the prior file

[@notpro187]

same bro

[@lokanoda]

Face blue smiling? Bizarre

[@harryv6752]

Guyladriel literally shouted, "It's tempestin' time," and proceeded to tempest all over the place with Saurrrron. Such epic and stupendous writing by the showeunners.

[@mattteomatei3610]

Why stupid? I loved it

[@A5tr0101]

Guyladriel lol, how many times have the reddit hivemind splurted this across the internet? Like get your own opinions man you aint even a LOTR fan

[@harryv6752]

@@A5tr0101 Get some and quit yer whinin'.

[@Mrhouse-k1x]

​@@A5tr0101If you enjoyed rings of power, you sure as Hell ain't a LOTR fan😂

[@A5tr0101]

@@Mrhouse-k1x I disagree, i like rings of power more than the hobbit films thats for sure

[@bazezikov15]

Your videos are the only positive thing about Rings of power

[@SoulHopper]

Sauron is supposed to be this otherworldly demigod being that could deceive everyone... the Rings of Power version makes me think of the creepy guy in the bus that makes you get out three stops early just to get away.

[@sheilaburrowes9081]

😂

[@kraanz]

Good, means you will show proper respect to the Dark Lord next time you meet him on the bus.

[@fantasywind3923]

Yep....sad state of affairs to see it that way....Tolkien vision about the 'earlier incarnations' earlier form of Sauron is also given in his letters: "Sauron should be thought of as very terrible. The form that he took was that of a man of more than human stature, but not gigantic. In his earlier incarnation he was able to veil his power (as Gandalf did) and could appear as a commanding figure of great strength of body and supremely royal demeanour and countenance. But at the beginning of the Second Age he was still beautiful to look at, or could still assume a beautiful visible shape - and was not indeed wholly evil, not unless all 'reformers' who want to hurry up with 'reconstruction' and 'reorganization' are wholly evil, even before pride and the lust to exert their will eat them up. But many Elves listened to Sauron. He was still fair in that early time, and his motives and those of the Elves seemed to go partly together: the healing of the desolate lands. Sauron found their weak point in suggesting that, helping one another, they could make Western Middle-earth as beautiful as Valinor. It was really a veiled attack on the gods, an incitement to try and make a separate independent paradise. Gil-galad repulsed all such overtures, as also did Elrond. But at Eregion great work began - and the Elves came their nearest to falling to 'magic' and machinery. With the aid of Sauron's lore they made Rings of Power ('power' is an ominous and sinister word in all these tales, except as applied to the gods). Sauron dominates all the multiplying hordes of Men that have had no contact with the Elves and so indirectly with the true and Unfallen Valar and gods. Thus, as the Second Age draws on, we have a great Kingdom and evil theocracy (for Sauron is also the god of his slaves) growing up in Middle-earth. He rules a growing empire from the great dark tower of Barad-dûr in Mordor, near to the Mountain of Fire, wielding the One Ring." He also writes more about the physical forms of the Ainur: "The fanar were physical or had the properties of material substances, i.e. were not transparent, could move other objects, cast shadows (if not themselves shining) and were resisted by or offered resistance to other physical things. But the Vala (or Maia) could move or pass over Sea. For their bodies were self-made. They houseless[?] as spirits could go where they would (either slowly or immediately), and could then reclothe themselves. In Middle-earth they usually occluded their radiance." ... "The Valar had a command, great individually, almost complete as a united council, over the physical material of Eä (the material universe). Their fanar which were originally devised out of love for the 'Children of Eru', the Incarnate, whom they were to guard and counsel, had the properties of the material of which the köar (or bodies) of the Elves (and also of Men) were formed: sc. they were not transparent, they cast shadows (if their inner luminosity was dimmed); they could move material objects, and were resisted by these, and resisted them. These fanar were, however, also personal expressions (in terms suitable to the apprehension of the Incarnate) of their individual 'natures' and functions, and were usually also clad in vestures of similar purpose." ... "The fanar of the great Valar were said by the Eldar who had dwelt in Valinor usually to have had a stature far greater than that of the tallest Elves, and when performing some great deed or rite, or issuing commands, to have assumed an awe-inspiring height."

[@kristinaant6239]

so you didn't watched season 2

[@SoulHopper]

@@kristinaant6239 ... don't tell me you actually thought him to be intelligent and/or persuasive?

[@AlcoholicBoredom]

What did they not like about the first video? It properly praised Galadriel, the greatest character of all time!

[@jakebeaver2139]

Definitely a great character, but not the greatest of all time. But i am curious to read why you think so

[@contrapasso1539]

I cant tell anymore if this is satire or people actually believe this...

[@augustuslxiii]

@@jakebeaver2139 I'm 50/50 on this comment being genuine. Given the video, you'd think this is sarcasm, but I've been surprised before.

[@AlcoholicBoredom]

It’s sarcasm lol

[@Bulletproof_Trump]

​@@AlcoholicBoredomor is it? 🤣

[@BIGESTblade]

I love that Sauron was gonna just give up on the whole evil thing but Galadriel basically dragged him to Mordor by his hair and forced him to go back to being dark lord. He did nothing bad for the whole first season and only started being evil after Galadriel finally decided to check his background.

[@bdleo300]

Romeo and Juliet of the Middle-earth 😀

[@miha2451]

What a bunch of uncreative writing bs....

[@Me-hf4ii]

He was making the rings before that. And he was REALLY hung up on learning how to do it himself… so I think it’s safe to say he had planned the rings of power while he was still otherwise being “good.”

[@BIGESTblade]

@@Me-hf4ii He only met Celebrimbor by chance and intended to be a blacksmith in Numenor

[@rjofusetsudzin8011]

​@@BIGESTbladegiven how his stay in Numenor went in books yeah don't buy it

[@MurnauNeko]

re-up, re-like

[@WesternOutpostDonVonFilms]

"Sorry said Sauron" "Sorry Sauron" "Sauron the sorry one"

[@Mrhouse-k1x]

* SauRRRRon

[@WesternOutpostDonVonFilms]

@@Mrhouse-k1x Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrect. And Galadrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriel.

[@verde5738]

The truth cannot be silenced! You hear that, Patriarchy?! The world shall know of Galadriel's glory, for there is a tempest within her!

[@jakebeaver2139]

Youre not being serious are you lol

[@verde5738]

@@jakebeaver2139 Silence peasant! For you are in the presence of a Queen! Nay, a Golden Goddess whose blessed light shines upon this lost world of ours! Kneel and repent, and you yet may be saved from your twisted fate, worm!

[@bdleo300]

@@verde5738 There is a Tempest in you 😀

[@verde5738]

@@bdleo300 I am but a helpless babe, basking in the eternal wisdom of the One Above All, the Beautiful, the Infallible, Lady Galadrrriel.

[@genichiroashina6372]

Epic Verde, epic

[@emreeren13]

You are a legend. Thx for re-uploading. I enjoyed it like it was my first time watching it.

[@charliecheadle9154]

“Sauron wasn’t even The Lord of the Flies, unless he’s unzipping them” BRO 💀

[@Tsuyuri193]

😂😂

[@justforever96]

Sauron wringing his hands nervously while addressing the orcs, like a manager with social anxiety giving the public address to the crowd of diners. No idea how the guy who was supposed to be Morgoths Lieutenant is supposed to be this guy, i am not going to watch it to find out, but that's funny as hell.

[@saidi7975]

Had they been Balrogs and Dragons, I can see Sauron being nervous to adress them considering they obey Morgoth but not him... That would have been an intriguing scene leading to him wandering what his next move will be ( he did help the clean up After Melkor's exile but he didn't want to face the Valar judgement...) But I guess being back on the orcs menu is fine too...

[@yyelloww212]

I have not seen a single original minute of this show, but watching it through all these reviews is really fun.

[@CoelhoFutebolista2]

Watch first,there is good episodes and MVP soundtrack and characters

[@allegedly_pav5487]

What is a Tempest? And how do I become him!!! 😂😅🤣🔥… great content man. Happy I clicked on your videos a few weeks back. Keep going mate . 👍

[@bdleo300]

Tempest is Tampex in Elvish language 😀

[@burgundian777]

At least now we know why Morgoth lost, he had idiotic sidekick ruining his plans - Sauron.

[@saidi7975]

Well you see... Yes. I mean Mairon created werewolves and even turned into one only to get wrecked by the goodest boi of Arda... And then he hid so that Melkor doesn't judge him. Yeah, Morgoth should have invested in more dragons and balrogs instead...

[@kostantza1]

Bold of you to assume Sauron didn't just fall right under the evil tree with that one 🤣

[@midnightstarlis6405]

instant subscribe. the amount of laughter that spurred out from me is immaculate mate. it’s the tone that did it for me🤣

[@dllps]

The only orcs who dared to laugh at Sauron didn't even know him, and probably never entered Angband. Sauron commanded his orcs in a much more organized, precise and military manner. Serving Sauron in the First Age was like serving in the Waffen-SS, it was obey or die, the elves even understood the diference of dangerousness that an orc coming from Tol-in-Gaurhoth represented.

[@justforever96]

And i love how the scene of them sleeping on the raft, the planking is clearly pressure-treated wood. No idea they had that in Middle Earth.

[@JeffWiersma]

They didn’t until Halbrand told them they could make an alloy of copper azole

[@47nima]

This scene was a homage to Jack and rose in titanic, so we know there was room for both of them

[@mnp1065]

god i love your videos i don't even watch rings of power but your videos are great hope you do this for other popular movies and series too

[@TimmWebbYT]

I remember randomly making a name that is “Sweet And Sauron” Now I look back on it and it’s such a good name😂

[@dinmavric5504]

Sauron the Deceiver... Sauron the Werewolf. Sauron the Fool!

[@sajjadalhachami7574]

THE EVIL EYE LIKE ANY GUY WHO IS FIRST SEE WHIT HIS ONE EYE perfect

[@nataliedahling]

4:03 Not you putting my Pride and Prejudice into it! 😂😂😂

[@Andi.05.]

"Someone give Sauron a tap, he's forgotten what franchise he's in" I can't with this one 😂😂

[@AceSpaceSpades]

I always call him MauuRon in Galadriel’s accent. The scariest being in Middle Earth was nothing more than a manipulative, gaslighting emo prom queen in this rendition.

[@takuid]

shit is insane brah lmao

[@bloodyneptune]

Im _super_ baked rn and spent like a whole minute trying to say 'moron' with Galadriel’s RRRRR's. What a weird afternoon, thanks lol😂

[@богиня_аипох]

@@AceSpaceSpades да какого фига здесь не отображаются мои комментарии, что не так с этим приложением? В брауезе то оказывается всё есть, всё на месте...ну или было, потому что я могла их случайно сама удалить уже после

[@Sr_Cozy]

I got perm -banned from RoP sub reddit for being honest

[@nathanmorgan3647]

Dont feel bad. I am still banned from leaving any sort of review of anything at all on Amazon's website because I listed 10% of S1's lore deviations for all to see.

[@contrapasso1539]

Now youre free to realise that reddit, like any other social media platform, is just an echo chamber filled with circlejerkers. Walk on by and never look back

[@sheilaburrowes9081]

​@@nathanmorgan3647Wow, that's wild.

[@nathanmorgan3647]

@@sheilaburrowes9081 indeed. It was my one and only review. Lol

[@bdleo300]

Go to the other one, it's not controlled by Amazon.

[@NM0047]

15:15 lol, one ring to book his wedding. :D

[@Tancred73]

Let's not forget that after Galdriel first climbs out of the water, Halbrand pushes her back into it. Would have been a perfect moronic thing to add to the scene here with the love music.

[@militant_daisies]

its even better the second time

[@dorukanylmazkulas1538]

Sauron the Moron, sounds so cool btw

[@miguelangeljimenez8784]

The truck horn caught me off guard lol. Better to watch than the actual show

[@joey-pc9mx]

Ive never seen an episode of Season 2 after the trauma of watching all of Season 1. Thanks to you, I dont feel like Ive missed a thing

[@FUCKYOURPRONOUNS]

You watched all of season 1 of this SHIT??? you need to see a psychiatrist 🤣

[@bloodyneptune]

Apparently Tom Bombadil shows up and reminds Gandalf his name is Gandalf. Which is odd because that name comes from the men of Anatar, a kingdom that Elendil _hasn't created yet._ Kinda weird his names Gandalf before the people who named him that existed, but I guess thats just Rings of Power.

[@loki4236]

Damn House MD medicine for Sauron

[@SirenaWomanWarrior]

at 7:37 that is literally what I thought when we watch the horse get up hahaha. they cut out important screen time so they can make sure we know the horse wasn't harmed.

[@Someone_Clever]

This is even funnier when you read the books with first age and second age sauron

[@ffelegal]

13:17 He looks like Galadriel if she was a contest in Rupaul's Drag Race made me roll 😂😂😂

[@saidi7975]

I always thought Sauron was a moron save for the 2nd age... thankfully , Amazon rectified that mistake and made him a full on imbecile...

[@kanetheentertainer]

Your version is way more interesting than the series itself🎉 Just subscribed😂❤

[@nicktrueman224]

Saurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrron resides at Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrregion.

[@dervakommtvonhinten517]

this could have been such an amazing story. a guy collecting the underdogs, trying to form them into a force to be recconed with (sounds like a sports movie) but then gets betrayed by them and tries to find his way, but gets forced into positions he doesnt want to until he sees reality for what it is. a rough world that forces you to make hard decisions many, who have never been in your shoes, would deem evil. sauron lives because of you is bullshit. even if he had died, he would have been reborn. just like gandalf

[@kosh9639]

He can technically say he Slept with her... 😂😂 4:15

[@ZackRekeSkjell]

I was completely baffled by their use of so many CGI horses, but now I remember what happened during training for season 1 …

[@dyroth]

Somehow... Sauron returned

[@tazbir1cs]

laughed a lot after a long time. :D

[@adrianchew6260]

Watching this series make you think "Eh, whatever..." the end.

[@UkiOwner]

did anyone else notice the lighning scar on Celebrimbor's forehead? 😂 he must have learned how to become a smith at Hogwarts

[@bloodyneptune]

I legitimately haven't watched season 2 because Sauron isn't hot with elf hair (what a sentance to type) Now there's nothing left for me but the plot, and lol no thanks. Don't judge me, at least I got _something_ out of the show 😂

[@pedroares6562]

Saurons is worse and worse with every episode. I don't want to think what we will find on season 5.

[@ReLLaKaT316]

He thinks with his one eye 🔔 😂😂😂

[@Ragitsu]

Awesome eye.

[@Out2theIndoors]

If you watch the extended versions, Sauron knows Kung Fu

[@ClubofInfo-Circulation]

the series' first shot of Sauron was actually good, with the orcs cowering from him. Sauron's speech to the orcs was just absurd when he's already established to radiate power and these creatures are already his slaves, he has had thousands of years of controlling them. He's not a noob

[@bassandspaceable]

True but to what extent was that power granted by morgoth? My perception there is it was all fallout from morgoths defeat

[@ReinoldFZ]

Me each time the Woke Critic re-uploads a video: "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!" 18:19 "you will give me the nine" 😂 thanks to the comment section of the first upload I noticed that 😇

[@thewokecritic]

Wow, thanks a lot, Reinold! Wasn’t expecting that for a reupload. I’m working on the finale video right now. Can’t wait to put it on the menu!

[@MintyCow101]

Just imagine if they had Sauron as Annatar right from episode 1, people who dont know the lore or read the books would have had an awesome twist at the end when he revealed himself.

[@dervakommtvonhinten517]

had the video bookmarked, then the video was gone. found the re upload and again, it said that the video wasnt available. after a few attempts it worked though. wonder what was so evil about this video

[@techiepets]

It is all His Design 😂

[@KrzysztofDąbrowski-n6i]

Generally I don't like complaining about this series. But You have done it in such a lighthearted manner. It's good.

[@jamiek1714]

Mr. Woke, you are pure genius.

[@DeafCope]

"YOU MADE ME THS WAYYY"

[@seanmcclure]

I’m thoroughly convinced they are following the Disney model. Remake everything, vault the older stuff, and only keep the new for Public consumption.

[@GreatGreebo]

“What is a tempest and how do I become him?” 5:55 💀

[@MandGmusics]

The evil eye like any guy thinks first with his one eye ! Hahahahahaha EPIC

[@fernsandthistle]

"A nutter" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I had a good laugh, thank you! 😅

[@amyjones8114]

You had me at Requiem Dies Irae❤

[@lea-anne9133]

Instant sub after watching this👍🏻 Oh this was so fucking funny!!😆 i could only get through about 30 mins of the very first episode. It was painful. I commend your stamina for sitting through such bile, so we can all have a bloody good laugh about it😄

[@ivandelac764]

ROP is a show that answets the question "how to fck up everything in a TV show?"

[@primal1233]

This video is so funny😂

[@vardamir0397]

well, I guess I have to watch this again now :O

[@rdreamspeakerisi3266]

When the old man said places across the sea did he mean the undying lands a place forbidden to men by the gods.

[@genin69]

Saurrrrrrrrrrrron

[@beerz6393]

your writing is genius holy shit!. lmao

[@thedevilneveraskstwice7027]

When the plot armour is detectable by those under 1OO IQ points (majority) something is amiss.

[@shadyrebob5999]

You should just title this "MAURON". Has a "ring" to it. 😆😆

[@mg4mg281]

Dankeschön und schön gesprochen ^^

[@R0krSam]

Saurrron always rrrreturrrns

[@I_am_Raziel]

RRRRRR

[@bdleo300]

@@I_am_Raziel J.RRRRRRRRR Tolkien

[@markpeter1968]

Souron may have been cockolded by Galadryel. At the very least she's a tease. She drove souron mad with lust.

[@Yolozaur69]

18:07 i mean, the series has flaws, but asking this questions means you guys literally understood 0 things XD

[@mamv80]

This show truly is inspiring... Their heads as empty as their hearts lol

[@angelus3406]

Worth watching second time

[@deanzaZZR]

Brilliant parody

[@bassandspaceable]

In the scene where he gets killed by orcs the dude threw a bunch of them like they were paper. His sorcery and strength were certainly on display but he was just vastly outnumbered there

[@whatsuphelp]

That reference @9:16 😂😂

[@bdleo300]

Dark Lord Bezos can't stop the truth.

[@joshflugel]

I watched the series just to talk trash properly, fast forwarding the arcs of hobbits and numenor of course. Sauron's arc is like the only with anything good in it, I ended up liking how Sauron was portrayed, taking into account it's Amazon. My only issue is that orcs never killed Sauron, he commands, they obey, period!! Sauron is too powerful to be killed and outmaneuvered by orcs. Later on he is show to have his manipulation game on point.

[@fjollan6089]

14:21 caught me off guard 😅

[@SELEZIDUABOFA]

😂 The way he describes it ROTFL*

[@amaanivand.8455]

I almost choked with laughter at the part of the name change

[@TheBrotherJustMe]

I'm AMAZED people hate Sauron's character development. This is the greatest villain I've ever seen. Everything he does is to advance the greater goal of creating and controlling all the rings. He "simped" Galadriel to lure her romantically yes, but also to manipulate everyone and forge the rings. The man moves like Satan, wolf in sheep's clothing bending people to his will without them realizing if possible. Confrontation would just tip people off. How do yall not see that?

[@Karl.Jayce-DE]

It's not sauron. Writers of the show are

[@Jeremy-kl3ch]

To the makers of RoP; I did not know you could copyright doo-doo!

[@arclite7846]

What is a tempest and how do i become him...lol 🤣🤣🤣

[@ballazai2779]

nah gladriel sayin stop and tower falls is insane