I feel sorry for the Hegemony. They did the unthinkable. United the human race against a common foe.
@bjwessels5 ай бұрын
Truly the worst tactical decision any xenos can make is give us a reason to stop fighting ourselves.
@GrigoriZhukov5 ай бұрын
It's an error right up there with never engage in a land war in Asia or lesser known but more dangerous. Never play the other guys game.
@silas63285 ай бұрын
I mean, it IS what we do. Think of the Greeks. The Japanese: they did nothing but kill each other for centuries but the moment a common enemy shows up they get buddy buddy real quick... then they went back to killing each other.
@CT-10355 ай бұрын
@@GrigoriZhukovand the “don’t touch the Americans boats”
@Have_some_plasma5 ай бұрын
It's like trying to fuck with the east Europe. Sure, they're constantly bickering, even fighting right now (whoops, there's the air raid siren) but give them a good enough reason and they *will* turn a foe inside out and into dust. Eventually. Probably.
@Aminuts20095 ай бұрын
"Don't tell me...:" "Yes Sir, I have to be honest. They did indeed touch the boats."
@lechatrelou63935 ай бұрын
Read it in Japan's voice from HLC. DON'T. TOUCH. THE BOATS.
@retr0bits5454 ай бұрын
@@lechatrelou6393YES! HLC as the US, “DOD what we got on this?” And ALL OF the general contractors rub their palms in anticipation.
@joedd2154 ай бұрын
@@lechatrelou6393 mandatory fun day
@christopherg23475 ай бұрын
"So we killed those guys. But didn't they say something about a "Emprire"? I think we better start reverse engineering. Hard."
@merlinathrawes7465 ай бұрын
What's left to reverse engineer?
@christopherg23475 ай бұрын
@@merlinathrawes746 Some scout ships might have survived mostly intact. We kinda need the tech to bring the fight to them.
@RiversJ5 ай бұрын
Nuclear weapons don't entirely destroy everything unless it's within it's vaporization distance, which is nowhere near a kilometer even for a current MIRV warhead. Some portions of the ship, especially undersides should be intact. A 10km ship is humongous. But nobodys going near the things for two weeks without a main battle tank for obvious reasons ha
@urbypilot21365 ай бұрын
@@RiversJThis correct. Most of the damage a nuclear weapon does is from the shock wave generated by the detonation in atmosphere. Those 3 capital ships that landed were certainly wiped out. But the question now, how many MIRV warheads did each of the remaining capital ships in orbit take to their faces? That, as well as the strengh of alien materials would be a determining factor if there would be any left to reverse engineer. But those scout ships would certainly have to be captured.
@roberine72415 ай бұрын
@@merlinathrawes746 do note that the ones in orbit were "only" hit by powerful radiation and heated so apart from scorch marks and being irradiated they are pretty intact (though anything inside is likely dead or dying). heat sensitive stuff is likely also fried.
@blehbleh85525 ай бұрын
The moment I heard that all the troops retreated, I started chanting "nukes nukes nukes nukes" under my breath. XD
@alanwilson59655 ай бұрын
I did too!
@mewmewdesigns8955 ай бұрын
FALL BACK HERE COMES THE SUN!!!
@SuperRoboPopoto5 ай бұрын
The 56-Hit Nuclear Missile Combo Barrage! There is no kill like overkill.
@faithhellman4025 ай бұрын
Same 😂
@leechowning27123 ай бұрын
"Here comes the sun..."
@theshadyprotector84125 ай бұрын
Yes we are rock throwing primates. And after ten thousand years we became quite good at it.
@markstevenson59175 ай бұрын
We also use our God given right to poke things with sticks, sharpened or not lol
@Br1ckInTh3W4LL5 ай бұрын
we have some very spicy rocks
@andrewstrongman3055 ай бұрын
Aborigines were using spears and spear-throwers 40,000 years ago. Our hominid ancestors began using rocks as weapons well before 'modern' humans.
@andrewstrongman3055 ай бұрын
@@markstevenson5917 Lol, we are the most curious animals to ever evolve, no gods required.
@AlfonsReed5 ай бұрын
parry this few minutes of sun on demand ya filthy casual
@mikegammill24555 ай бұрын
"Here comes the Sun, da da da dum, Here comes the Sun." Also, Sometimes, Danger Close is measured in Miles.
@5-Coin_Konstellation5 ай бұрын
Eins, HIER KOMMT DIE SONNE Zwei, HIER KOMMT DIE SONNE sie ist der hellste Stern von allen, HIER KOMMT DIE SONNE
@GaryPaschkeSrGaryFPaschkeSr545 ай бұрын
So the general thought we humans would consider them to be gods. I like Hulk's statement after trashing Loki: "Puny gods"!
@Wastelandman70005 ай бұрын
Humans: If we can nuke it, its not a god. Just a target.
@roberine72415 ай бұрын
@@Wastelandman7000 "if it bleeds we can kill it"
@leechowning27125 ай бұрын
Umm... they missed the brief on humans and their gods. As in, every time a person shows up saying they are god, the other humans kill them.
@VTX001285 ай бұрын
From Star Trek DS9 Worf we killed our gods there were more trouble than they were worth.
@vrcommandoata54034 ай бұрын
@@roberine7241Now why would we limit ourselves to only killing things that bleed? Be more diverse about your targets.
@brookerickettson49504 ай бұрын
Humans response was “Proportional”.
@jackreisewitz663222 күн бұрын
Exactly!! Proportional to their intent !!!
@NPCNo-xm2li4 ай бұрын
It's amazing how we went from throwing rocks, to throwing sharp sticks, to guns yeeting small rocks again to yetting a literal instant sun at a target
@TheGoodDictator4 ай бұрын
"Where have the humans go?" The Humans: "Here comes the sun du dam du dam"
@TheRealInscrutable5 ай бұрын
Kudos for the microsecond by microsecond description of the detonation process.
@Wastelandman70005 ай бұрын
And I've got to say for such an "advanced" race that commander was slow on the uptake. If the rest of their command is as dense our conquest of their empire will be a cakewalk.
@catprog5 ай бұрын
He was part of the squad they send to take down "primitives". The actual army is used to fighting higher classes.
@arandomsystemglitch23985 ай бұрын
Yeah just the fact they classed us as 4 instead of 3 right off the bat is enough mostly cause they only did looks and if they know about radation doesnt seem like they looked into radation scanner
@skirk2482 ай бұрын
It won't even be fun let alone fair
@NotAFanOfHandles4 ай бұрын
10:47 _"One of the humans, J'Tuc thought he said he was _*_American,_*_ had told him to go do something physically impossible to himself."_ As an American, that tracks, and I totally approve that message. Yee'haw, and all that. 🤠
@theengagedfew5 ай бұрын
And 10 years later, after a united humanity reverse engineered the technology they recovered from the wreckage of the fleet, the war was over. All Class 1 peoples were taken to Earth, and made to work in reconstruction
@Netherdan5 ай бұрын
And then we went about uplifting dogs to sapience, because reasons
@syncringe18855 ай бұрын
@@Netherdan Ironically we are already doing so in some places. Take the dogs with buttons that say words. We are already doing so.
@Elmithian5 ай бұрын
@@syncringe1885 It only starts to be a proper uplift if we keep breeding them to be smarter or smarter. Otherwise it only helps us communicate.
@syncringe18855 ай бұрын
@@Elmithian Not really. Communication is how we determine half the damn time.
@nigelnightmare41605 ай бұрын
@@syncringe1885 Don't forget the Gorilla that used Sign language.
@robertfraser79435 ай бұрын
I have a saying,"never assume that you have everything about your opponent, they may have a secret move or special ability that they never showed anyone, or worse that no one ever lived to report on."
@EeBee515 ай бұрын
Once we were told the human troops were pulling back, I was wondering how long it would be before the nukes hit... 😁 Props to Runner_one (the author), and to the Squirrel for his usual top class narration 🧡
@PocoToro5 ай бұрын
I can just hear the collected leaders of man kind using the thee words "Well, F@ck It"
@willgallatin28025 ай бұрын
Monkey found some spicy rocks. LOL
@brucebrazaitis3215 ай бұрын
As a wise Alien once said, " Yes your ships are impressive in space but right now they are on the ground."
@richardstraun5 ай бұрын
Actually..., now that you mention it.
@julesmasseffectmusic5 ай бұрын
The Balkins are United! There is peace in the Middle East! The Australians are sober! Run!
@thobol105 ай бұрын
And even worst for the aliens for ones the American's are in agreement over politics
@quinnhasse91705 ай бұрын
@@thobol10as an american, yes
@rosebloodwater135 ай бұрын
@@thobol10 worse for them, all the politicians would agree on increasing the defense budget 😂
@nairbvel5 ай бұрын
Having friends from Down Under, I'm not sure #3 actually matters if they get mad enough... LOL
@Dedjester-to9uk5 ай бұрын
And the Canadians stopped saying sorry!
@quinnhasse91705 ай бұрын
I remember a quote about family: outsiders DON'T get involved, it never ends well for the intruder.
@doctorbright10655 ай бұрын
Just hope there wasn't any debris left behind, or else those same nuclear weapons will be getting a swift delivery to your lovely homeworld thanks to the lovely art of *Reverse Engineering!*
@leechowning27123 ай бұрын
multi kilometer command ships... over half of his ship would survive... the meat onboard less so, since any radiation shielding failed the moment it fired. Without atmosphere to interact, there would not even be a serious em damage.
@maelglorious5 ай бұрын
Quite impressive the author did enough research to know about FogBank and lithium-deuteride. Didn't get everything right, but way the hell better then some hot messes like tactical thermonuclear gnomes.
@mrmors13445 ай бұрын
pretty sure a lot of people know about fogbank thanks to funny stories of its "re-discovery" on youtube. "we refined the process and removed the impurities with modern knowledge and tech. wait, what do you mean it doesn't work anymore?"
@maelglorious5 ай бұрын
@@mrmors1344 it technically worked, however they lost an unexpected catalyst dropping the first step so the mole weight was off.
@hanneskarlbom66445 ай бұрын
Well, you see good sir, humans have specifically evolved to throw pebbles at charging beasts.
@justoneman16815 ай бұрын
Do you want nuclear hellfire!?! Because that's how you get nuclear hellfire!!
@lupaswolfshead99715 ай бұрын
How did they not know about humans and nukes. ffs all the multiverse know about humans and nukes lmfao.
@jasonmonday35565 ай бұрын
The aliens have to stupid and incompetent for most of these "Rah-rah, humanity!" stories to work, so they are. They typically ignore extremely basic things like learning anything at all about Earth before they attack, and rely completely on tactics that predate the Napoleonic Age. Gotta suspend disbelief to enjoy most amateur sci-fi.
@caramelcandys5 ай бұрын
Yea kind of a big oversight especially considering we have a vast oversupply of them pointed at eachother, the last thing you’d want is to give us something else to point our fireworks at
@achimdemus-holzhaeuser12335 ай бұрын
Said so in the story ... last time they checked Alexander was naming cities all over the middle-east
@lupaswolfshead99715 ай бұрын
@@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 we had nukes before alexander lol . Just forgot our past after the previous nuke war.
@achimdemus-holzhaeuser12335 ай бұрын
@@lupaswolfshead9971 Right, I forgot about Sodom and Gomorrha
@PoldaranOfDalaran5 ай бұрын
And this is why we don't disarm our nukes. Just in case.
@arandomsystemglitch23985 ай бұрын
Well the techically are disarmed its just like all the parts to make it armed are well stored
@lumberluc5 ай бұрын
Disarm as in "Pulling the Core" or "Pulling the Fuel"?
@NXTangl5 ай бұрын
"As effective as throwing a pebble at a charging beast?" 30-06 is considered sufficient firepower to hunt a boar, which is known for charging. A .30-06 bullet is small enough (
@sjmcc135 ай бұрын
Their entire classification system was idiotic. But yes, how much the planet can sustain should have been an important factor in their math, but they were their own planets numbers only.
@NXTangl5 ай бұрын
@@sjmcc13 Yeah. Also, what kind of insane species reacts favorably to the proposition "kill over 99% of your population in exchange for tech?" Furthermore, such a shock to the system could easily lead to complete extinction due to collapse of every economy and infrastructural system ever, loss of any potential unique technology due to the bottleneck eliminating experts, collapse of adapted ecosystems and fallowing of farmland... And it's definitely a no-go in any democratic nation-state, because very few people would vote for a death lottery with less than 50% odds.
@lumberluc5 ай бұрын
Overpopulated is a myth. We're just badly managed.
@jmurray1110Ай бұрын
I think a more accurate example would be a sling one of humanities oldest weapons that kills insanely easily with a piece of rope, sone cloth and a pebble
@jackreisewitz663222 күн бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking. If humans have figured out how to feed a population that the Empire couldn't believe was sustainable, maybe they're not as stupid as you assume they are. Maybe they've figured out some other stuff, too.
@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233Ай бұрын
"They are to warlike and constantly fighting each other. Let's attack them .. .. " "Brilliant Plan Sir"
@jakeand90203 ай бұрын
"As effective as throwing pebbles at a charging beast." Funny thing about that, with enough velocity a pebble is extremely effective against a charging beast.
@vladyvhv95792 ай бұрын
Ol' boy didn't know about that kid called David...
@BalthusDirein5 ай бұрын
For da Skwerl and da mighty nest
@boywonderrr715 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ZM13065 ай бұрын
Cool, now we finally got rid of the old stock.... be can build the new ones!
@lumberluc5 ай бұрын
About time that happened. We have over 20 other designs that have been waiting for approval of construction for decades.
@quinnhasse91705 ай бұрын
8:08 he has no idea how well we throw rocks
@Wastelandman70005 ай бұрын
And didn't even bother to do a proper evaluation of our military capabilities. Because we don't just have nukes. We have THOUSANDS of nukes. This is what we call hitting a death hornet's nest with a stick.
@roberine72415 ай бұрын
*spicy rocks
@draconicisha5 ай бұрын
We literally hunted by throwing rocks at charging beasts for generations, some got good enough to crack the sound barrier with their rocks from slings :D
@vladyvhv95792 ай бұрын
Absolute case of Did Not Do The Research on the part of those aliens. The moment throwing rocks was mentioned, the story of David and Goliath came to mind...
@midgefidget57965 ай бұрын
Did he just describe the fission explosion triggering a fusion explosion which then triggered an undefined more massive explosion?
@Snipergoat15 ай бұрын
That was the salted fusion device where a second fusion explosion is created in the byproducts of the previous detonations (and a few added ingredients). It was semi accidentally discovered by the US in the infamous Castle Bravo incident where it worked far better than expected. The minor boost had instead tripled the bomb's yield from a predicted and prepared for 5 MT to a totally unprepared for 15 MT. This is also the type of bomb that make up the Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuke ever built at 50 Mega tons. With any nuclear device the main limit on it's destructive power is not the amount of reactive material carried but by how long it can react before it rips itself apart. With the energies involved there is no physical packaging that can slow that down in the slightest. The lithium salts were supposed to vaporize in such a way as to keep the detonation together for maybe another nanosecond or so. Instead this lithium plasma joined the fusion party. Thereby failing in the most awesome way possible
@midgefidget57965 ай бұрын
@@Snipergoat1 Wow. Succinct and informative. Thanks for the physics lesson.
@lumberluc5 ай бұрын
A minor explosion, followed by an implosion, and then a violent explosion. Yeah, we accidentally found that technique and worked with it
@immaturedemolitions82204 ай бұрын
@lumberluc i wonder if thats how my soul became so....well, ya know....
@luzifershadres5 ай бұрын
Hegemony: Hmm, sems like we didnt got an update the past 10 years. But what could had happen in such a minor extermination, but we should still check after the original planned time for collanisation passed. 70 years later: I didnt remember that we sended 15 capital ships. Also, what is this wave of incomming plutonium and other nuclear metalls... Also, did we ordered them to construct 2 twin hyperspace railguns?
@Wastelandman70005 ай бұрын
On the side of the rail slugs was written, "Take this"
@roberine72415 ай бұрын
@@Wastelandman7000 don't forget ÙwÚ written on another one
@lumberluc5 ай бұрын
"From Earth, with Love." ⬆️⬆️➡️
@zeromii32345 ай бұрын
@@lumberluc For Managed Democracy!
@immaturedemolitions82204 ай бұрын
@@Wastelandman7000 take this take this take this....take that, take that, take this *TAKE THAT, TAKE THIS*
@UnitedArmsOrganization5 ай бұрын
I really like the name of this story. I’m an old F-ing Biker who likes to study particle physics, I really enjoy the physics in the stories you regale us with daily. Thank You for what you do.💯% 😎
@Snipergoat15 ай бұрын
I love it when Sci fi writers get the physics right (or a close approximation to it). It's like OK, you have your warp engines and artificial gravity and what ever other bits of physics defying space magic going on. However outside of the space magic the rest of physics should still work the same as we have observed for thousands of years. Outside of the space magic, plain old Newton and Einstein still run the show. Or in this case a remarkably accurate description of a "salted" nuclear device (at least as for as I understand them). This was enjoyable enoght to not even nitpick about how much speed a vehicle would have when launched at something in orbit. As orbits can easily be beyond the range of any ICBM. A geosynchronous obit is more than twice the diameter of the Earth away. That would be way to far for a ballistic missile. One limit on the design of a ballistic missile is that they must never reach escape velocity. Should they do do they end their career as a ballistic missile and begin a new one as a very unfriendly space exploration vehicle. (This effectively limits the top speed of a reentry vehicle to a "mere" mach 25 or so. ) There is enough wiggle room with the orbits and how much they could tweak a rocket that the description of the warheads approaching orbital ships and extreme speeds can pass for real using existing missiles and what could be done in maybe a weeks time or so.
@GrrDraxin15 ай бұрын
@@Snipergoat1 All fine and dandy for ICBMs bound for "earth based targets". Not so much for targets of higher orbital altitudes. The government is only telling us they "only" have ICBMs of that type of launch vehicle, but anyone with a proper mistrust of government would be better off knowing that they likely do posses launch capabilities that could hit the moon in hours or minutes. The government just isn't so inclined to tell the public they "do" have that capability. Heck, just putting a few of those MERV warheads into those "experimental" railguns to fire off into space may be feasible this day and age with advanced metallurgy and refined detonation hardware of the nukes to survive the launch. What the government keeps secret is almost always far more advanced than what they tell the public, or what the current sevicemen work with. They say "by 20 years" but I say that number of years can vary depending on the field of science and tech being looked at.
@roberine72415 ай бұрын
@@GrrDraxin1 well their ships were visible from earth so likely more low earth orbit. you could probably redesign a normal rocket to carry a few of these warheads
@roberine72415 ай бұрын
@@Snipergoat1 necessity is the mother of invention after all (or something like that) so I could imagine some engineers drinking enough coffee to kill a small elephant and designing something to deliver spicy rocks to ships in orbit. the description of the warhead was nice. makes for an epic scene compared to "nuke go boom ship gone" also you seem to be interested in hard sci fi. do you enjoy videogames?
@TheDurid13 ай бұрын
Remember much of an ICBM is just the delivery system. Actual modern nukes are about the size of a football I think. And so can be installed on other kinds of missiles as needed.
@johnpisciotto71155 ай бұрын
They landed on the east coast of the USA? Poor aliens, they set the Americans off.
@legionx40464 ай бұрын
The poor bastards
@x1tekjaАй бұрын
Like fighting the final boss at the beginning with nothing but your wimpy sword.
@pandablair42265 ай бұрын
Unpopular fact: earth isn’t over populated
@arandomsystemglitch23985 ай бұрын
It's in the middle since its just the places we live that are everywhere else has room but no one cares for some reason
@beingsneaky5 ай бұрын
Indeed, it is not. I think just the US alone could feed the world, but they won't.. with proper management, we could go into the trillions.
@iaaf_nw23675 ай бұрын
Our problems arent overpopulation, our problems are our mismanagement of resources.
@SLEPhoto5 ай бұрын
@@beingsneaky water resources are a larger problem.
@julesmasseffectmusic3 ай бұрын
@@SLEPhotothe ISS manages so again it's willingmess
@Cohen.the.Worrier3 ай бұрын
There's going to be a rather messy blame storming session in the council I'm afraid.
@Jax_Destro5 ай бұрын
Tsk tsk tsk. This is how you get us to stop fighting ourselves and fighting them. Additionally, the aliens never signed the Geneva Conventions, the moment they started genociding us, that turns to a checklist.
@stephenleslie69615 ай бұрын
Need a sequel for this.
@Aldusrahl4 ай бұрын
Hard sci-fi settings: “GOD I LOVE NUKES” 😈
@JL-vo1bc3 ай бұрын
Chewing the scenery while narrating is impressive.
@chickenmanv74 ай бұрын
“Here’s come the sun doo doo doo doo”
@vladyvhv95792 ай бұрын
No idea what that comes from. Probably better to go with the Futurama joke about "walking on sunshine"...
@rodrigorubio89185 ай бұрын
And now we return the favor
@AlexandreMS714 ай бұрын
Time to start scavenging the orbit for new tech.
@RagingD3mon3 ай бұрын
4:07 it was at this moment i knew somebody is going get turned into glass
@TransbianOwl4 ай бұрын
Humans first thought after cracking the atom: "Big Boom." Humans second thought after cracking the atom: "so... how can we make it bigger."
@vladyvhv95792 ай бұрын
Real world story: A farmer asked the government if he could have some nuclear explosive for clearing tree stumps.
@TransbianOwl2 ай бұрын
Those must have been some stubborn tree stumps lol
@jackreisewitz663222 күн бұрын
Exactly !!! No explosion is ever so big, that it can't be enhanced. 😅😊
@TransbianOwl22 күн бұрын
bigger booms are always better afterall
@Tejyasn3 ай бұрын
And now Humans begin the salvage op...
@spencersholden3 ай бұрын
EMPs are a very effective weapon against electronics.
@vladyvhv95792 ай бұрын
"Ensign! I told you to stop playing that ominous music track!" "S-sir... I-it's n-n-not me..."
@bradrose903 ай бұрын
Nice story. You aren't going to evaporate 10 km objects. Lots of debris left over.
@leechowning27123 ай бұрын
Multiple independent re entry vehicles... What remained of the vessels were scrapped all over the ground. For an Empire that hadn't used nukes for millennia, they had absolutely no one to warn them.
@bigjay8755 ай бұрын
Excellent story, thank you much narrator 😊
@jmurray1110Ай бұрын
Throwing pebbles at a charging beast An apt metaphor I must say
@InterstellarRoadtripper26895 ай бұрын
It's fascinating how it portrays humans with seemingly primitive technology surprising more advanced alien civilizations. Makes you think about how innovation and adaptability might be our greatest strengths. What are your thoughts on the idea that underestimating 'primitive' cultures could be a huge mistake for advanced beings?"
@julians98994 ай бұрын
As affective of throwing pebbles at a charging beast. Hehe little do they know that’s how we operated until we got we got POINTY! pebbles! mWAHAHAH!
@justinswinehart53615 ай бұрын
I love this story and this comment section!
@merlinathrawes7465 ай бұрын
The problem now being that there are no ships or equipment left to reverse engineer. Mankind best get its collective ass in gear and start developing some other defenses before the Hegemony comes back and decides on high orbital bombardment, virus vectors or some other nastiness. Because eventually a scout ship is going to come along to check on why the fleet has been out of contact for so long.
@Wastelandman70005 ай бұрын
I suggest it not be allowed to contact its home base....or continue existing.
@butspan76185 ай бұрын
there were several scout ships that were still on earth, so they could have tried to take over one of them after the nukes and maybe even before. another thing is that they blew up the front of the formation hoping to incarcerate the capital ship at the front and have a spread of less damaged ships farther from the explosion.
@lumberluc5 ай бұрын
... we took pictures. Plus, there are a slew of Black Box projects that now have a reason to be shown
@arandomsystemglitch23985 ай бұрын
Well considering war was declared and its now known theres others out there yeah i give it 5 years at most
@beingsneaky5 ай бұрын
Also is mentioned in a different story, humans will sacrifice themselves in order to get tech to reverse engineer. ie go into irradiated leftover ships parts to find usable tech.
@leightondoswell4535 ай бұрын
So good brilliant story nd most excellent narration
@Twokeeshonds5 ай бұрын
Fantastic story. Thanks for taking us along.
@charleswidmore54585 ай бұрын
LOST!? What Do You Mean LOST!? Kek!
@rowdysgirlalways5 ай бұрын
Excellent story!
@osbornebernard77064 ай бұрын
I like to see part 2 of this story
@genericuser9845 ай бұрын
cool
@cedkira5 ай бұрын
"Here comes the sun, do do do da"
@brianlips83464 ай бұрын
Love all you stories ❤ glad your doing well.
@eyllyssaunders53454 ай бұрын
I haven't finished this one yet but I just heard some alien say humans were now considered property I fell like this won't end well for these aliens
@deussalt44795 ай бұрын
For the Agro-rythm!
@alexanderhurst98305 ай бұрын
The King has Returned!!!
@Wastelandman70005 ай бұрын
LONG LIVE THE KING!
@allenmorgan10075 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
@Slippery_Jim_Digriz5 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm!👍👍👌
@Shadow.Dragon5 ай бұрын
Great story; Excellent narration! I hope the author writes a sequel!
@PryvatCyan875 ай бұрын
I love anytime your posts hit my phone notifications. I know im gonna enjoy a new story!
@pauldockins96355 ай бұрын
For the algorithm and the squirrel😊
@robertschumacher27075 ай бұрын
Ales: Submit to depopulation under your new masters! Humanity: 'HeRe CoMeS ThE SuN.
@garysprandel18175 ай бұрын
Xeno: so if you'll go along with our extermination program to reduce your surplus population we can get our colonization started..... Humanity: nuclear holocaust machine goes brrrrrrrrr
@yomogami45615 ай бұрын
thanks for the story and narration
@laithao20924 ай бұрын
Thanos tried and succeeded once. We just turned back time, and stopped him.
@jplabrecque67083 ай бұрын
Great job.
@techristopher80774 ай бұрын
Very Nicely done
@DOOMRIDER.5 ай бұрын
Great story by a great author and absolutely phenomenal narration as always keep up the Stellar work good sir.
@daleeasternbrat8165 ай бұрын
Good one!
@RealArcalian5 ай бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Khlourians: Hah! Simple primitives will never-- Humans: BOOM.
@Author__3 ай бұрын
Aliens need to learn one simple thing: Humans are ALWAYS seen as a military species. We earned that title through chaos between ourselves! TvT
@td66475 ай бұрын
You sir, have a great talent for narration and I thank you for the quality entertainment! Your talent is more than a step above the AI'S stumbling through the English language, repetitive gibberish and inexhaustible amounts of ways to raise humans to God like status becoming laughable and boring. Again, thank you and please keep bringing your quality entertainment to all!😊
@denisemcdougal64454 ай бұрын
Good story
@hanneskarlbom66445 ай бұрын
News reporter: -today marks the 2nd day of the conflict and the total victory of the newly established EDF under the UN. In other news a man caught a cat falling from a five storey building.
@waltergolston61873 ай бұрын
good story!
@mikecoatsworth60485 ай бұрын
For the nest
@skirk2482 ай бұрын
I believe they Yee'd their last Haw
@oldbutnotdead15 ай бұрын
ALGORITHM!!!!!
@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong5 ай бұрын
"Squirrel is an island in the vast sea of AI slop channels, and it was not meant for us to travel far"
@michaelpeterson89835 ай бұрын
The great one has returned. Al hail the squirrel.
@barelyasurvivor12575 ай бұрын
Another great reading. TY Agro Squirrel.
@obsidian_oki5 ай бұрын
Here comes the sun do do do do doooooo
@whgordon61095 ай бұрын
That was a good one! Many Thanks for the read Agro... Many Thanks
@einyv5 ай бұрын
I hope there is a future part 2
@anondabomb5 ай бұрын
Just so ya know, the Earth isn't overpopulated. As more people are born more resources are made, resources and people aren't a zero sum game. This idea came from Thomas Malthus and was disproved during an experiment by Thomas Malthus.
@LanceMan9 күн бұрын
This game is in the Atari Vault Part 2 on the VCS and also on the DLC for the Vault on Steam. It doesn't have the controller setting issue on either version.
@ShadeThe7775 ай бұрын
Egghead : Boyz, we finally have the opportunity to test the "Booty Warrior" Intern : Sir...why is it called like that ? E : Don't you want to find out ? I : Are you sure its will work ? E : THEY 'bout to find out. *crush the launch button*