As an Aucklander I find this video to be completely spot on. The accuracy is impeccable (and I say that with sincerity).
@AlasdairMcLellan Жыл бұрын
Umpiccable!
@TrOLLKiLLeRs1 Жыл бұрын
Only a frigging Aucklander could spell impecca... impeach....impecale...spot on like that
@JustYourGuy1 Жыл бұрын
So your enjoying your incoming floods? 😂😂😂
@erwerwewerwer4575 Жыл бұрын
"The biggest surge of Aussie migrants that have made Auckland their home recently are called?" "501's"
@jamilaali7288 Жыл бұрын
@@Islandwaterjet aussie kiwis that get deported when they go to jail
@nz_puddlehound1617 Жыл бұрын
The traffic cones is so accurate! I swear they breed.
@juliaforsyth8332 Жыл бұрын
Down south the keas shift them!
@TrOLLKiLLeRs1 Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure they are our number one import now.
@honeyholly001 Жыл бұрын
Someone from the pony club asked a community page where they could source road cones for jumps. The response was as you'd expect. (Just about every road has them here).
@mandaout2427 Жыл бұрын
They bloom fully in March around the country
@bamboo_craft Жыл бұрын
It's because the contractors charge $5 per day per cone! More cones more $$$!
@Shiravan Жыл бұрын
This is so spot on, I lived in Sydney for years and when people told me they were visiting Auckland my response was always "you could just stay here and get stuck in traffic and have the same experience for free".
@Quonzan Жыл бұрын
Except in Auckland you don’t have to pay tolls to be stuck in traffic
@Shiravan Жыл бұрын
@@Quonzan I think you'll find they do indeed still do that lol. Auckland is just sydney but smaller and somehow worse
@libbysukiyaki Жыл бұрын
It’s like Sydney but just less fun.
@nikiTricoteuse Жыл бұрын
Spot on Jimmy. As someone from Christchurch (no, really!) l was crying laughing by the time l was halfway through this. I didn't even mind you taking the puss about our accent.
@ThandrieDavis Жыл бұрын
The puss, LOL
@jdeelp Жыл бұрын
Not one sheep joke..... Baaaaaaaaa hahahahaha 😂
@Analisaa.mariee Жыл бұрын
Ahahaha too accurate 😂 No need to speed through the orange though, red will do just fine 🚦
@fionadavey6859 Жыл бұрын
The currency used is …Alternative Milks 😂😂😂😂😂 Watched this while i was eating fush & chups 😂 Thet was funny as Aye ! 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻
@honeyholly001 Жыл бұрын
Went to a farmers market in west Auckland. Ordered a flat white. They only sold alternative milks. Imagine a farmers market without cows milk.
@fionadavey6859 Жыл бұрын
@@honeyholly001 🥴
@up.northbro Жыл бұрын
Im from "anywhere but auckland" and this is fkn brilliant mate 🤣🤣🤣
@mitchellking4988 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant. Nailed it. Makes me wondering if youve been living in auckland this whole time.
@stephendickson9000 Жыл бұрын
Bloody west islanders 😂
@thegingerbreadman2898 Жыл бұрын
I love your funny skits! I live in NZ so this is really funny! Please do Wellington
@triarb5790 Жыл бұрын
He can't, you don't exist, you're not Auckland. 😉
@thegingerbreadman2898 Жыл бұрын
@@triarb5790 Idk what that means but ok ¯\_( ˊᵕˋ )_/¯
@nikiTricoteuse Жыл бұрын
@@thegingerbreadman2898 It's a reference to the video. Tourist guy answered that when asked what Aucklanders thought about the rest of NZ. 😁
@davidbrennan721 Жыл бұрын
Windy shit hole with GOVT kind of like Canberra
@martinwilkinson9590 Жыл бұрын
why? nothing exists past suckland
@TascastFishing Жыл бұрын
Too bloody good! Chur bro.
@ceruleanwildfire Жыл бұрын
Hell this is so accurate it's scary. As a Saffer, and a Jafa, please do South Africa. Although you may need more than one skit due to the amount of possible material.
@rnrmfguitarworks Жыл бұрын
JAFA born and bred - not a bad summation Jimmy 😆
@kerriemccoy1647 Жыл бұрын
Keep them coming Jimmy, you are a bloody legend.
@alandun27 Жыл бұрын
Sorry, but gin is the affectionate name for a girl called Jennifer - the corrict inswer was jun! 🤔
@triarb5790 Жыл бұрын
I can verify this. My Kiwi sister in law is Gin. She likes drinking jun, ay.
@Interislander957 Жыл бұрын
As a Wellingtonian this is hillarious.
@bingonamo752011 ай бұрын
It's so true. As an Aucklander, when I travel outside of Auckland, it's better to pretend you're from a quaint little town, such as horsey, leafy Cambridge. You'll get treated much better. Such was the hostility in the 80's and 90's, it was actually necessary to do this - it really was! I used to travel around the Waikato and North Island on road trips with my mother and if you lied and said you were from Cambridge and not Auckland, the attitude change was amazing!
@heathertruskinger6214 Жыл бұрын
Oh...those poor Kiwis !😂😂😂
@hgy.ytr.stephz6189 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 funny! I hate those traffic cones. I swear they breed.
@steelfabric Жыл бұрын
Am sitting here stroking my long beard as I eagerly await the Dingo Piss Creek version.
@jondnz Жыл бұрын
It's not everyday that I admit an Australian knows a lot about New Zealand...........today is also not one of those days
@rogerwilco4736 Жыл бұрын
True, it's far worse than they claim here!
@skilla69 Жыл бұрын
True, he made it seem far better than it actually is
@kimberleygarcia5293 Жыл бұрын
Omg this made my day 🤣🤣🤣 I love your Aussie ones (even if a lot of the jokes go over my head, as a kiwi 🤔) But this one totally hit the spot as a born and bread Aucklander 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sigghhhhh..... We suck 🤦🏼♀️
@AngieSainty Жыл бұрын
ssssshhh .... lols
@swimwithjellyfishandvogons Жыл бұрын
As another born and bred Auckland I concur. We do suck 😄😄😄😄
@TrOLLKiLLeRs1 Жыл бұрын
As a Wellingtonian, you don't know how to spell bred.
@AngieSainty Жыл бұрын
!Everyyone sucks. lols
@AngieSainty Жыл бұрын
@@TrOLLKiLLeRs1 lols ... maybe she shlda spelt 'inbred' .... just jokes and banter. lol
@glennt7214 Жыл бұрын
Love your videos!! Can you do one on Newcastle NSW for us please?
@siobhanhunt1749 Жыл бұрын
Yay, I was hoping you would do a New Zealand -sorry, New Zillund- one of these!
@TheKrispyfort Жыл бұрын
Dad moved to NZ , and said if he wanted to live in Auckland he would've stayed in Sydney
@duglascampbell7967 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Jimmy you're amazun
@RatelHBadger Жыл бұрын
As someone from the place South of the Bombay Hills... HEY!!! There's other people round here you know. This is bloody accurate!
@SandraSallerBaziFengShui Жыл бұрын
Absolutely correct ... hahahaha ... Kiwi NOT living in Auckland here ... 🤣
@cherylb309 Жыл бұрын
Love the ending 😂
@gregmoore2386 Жыл бұрын
As a Jaffa this is spot on
@comealongcomealong4480 Жыл бұрын
@Greg Moore Took me a minute to pick up the lingo. I'm thinking - are these blokes chocolate on the inside, and sunburned red on the outside? Like a jaffa. Just Another F***ing Aucklander. That sounds rooly mean from over here!
@SpecialSalads Жыл бұрын
@@comealongcomealong4480 The whole of NZ calls Aucklanders JAFAs, but we're actually just jealous of them because it's the only part of NZ that has jobs. Sadly, the cost of rent in Auckland exceeds the pay rate of those jobs though, and they get stuck in traffic for 3 hours per day just to get to work. So, we make fun of them about that.
@comealongcomealong4480 Жыл бұрын
@@SpecialSalads 😄 Thanks for the intel. Maybe sad in a way that the country has become more partitioned with population growth.
@TheButlerNZ Жыл бұрын
I live in some other place (Wellington).. It's easier to count the gaps between road cones than it is to count the road cones. There is no Duct tape available in Wellington, its all be snapped up by the council to fix the water mains. To reduce traffic in Wellington they have replaced every 2nd vehicle with a diesel electric double decker bus. As Wellington is mainly tight hill roads, 12m long single deck busses were chosen. The buses take 5hrs to recharge so recharge stations have been conveniently placed in narrow streets in the suburbs that have no alternate path. Diesel electric busses conveniently sit idling usually at 5am but only in residential zones to prevent noise pollution in the business district. All of wellington is paved with cobblestone (wait that's just the patches). All of wellingtons smooth tarseal has been replaced with chipseal as it is cheap and reduces tread on vehicles while making it harder to use for cyclists, As the chipseal is damaged easier by vehicles it needs replacement 3 times more often than standard tarseal but as it is only 2/3rds the cost to install so using Council math, this is cheaper. Of course repairs will be made with standard tarseal (refer to cobblestone) To help with the fuel crisis New Zealand has several alternatives including LPG so all LPG stations in Wellington City have been removed. Extra Starbucks have been installed in Wellington so you can get a Coffee next door to any shop you visit. The damaged 100yo sewage system has been repaired by conveniently connecting the damaged lines to the storm water system. The 100 year old storm water system has been conveniently repaired by connecting the damaged sections to the main water supply. Any work in infrastructure in Wellington city will be commissioned conveniently to businesses in nearby cities rather than disrupting local businesses with work. (unless it's the sewage system where companies at least 100k away have been found to be more suitable than available local companies). As wellington is well known for its rain and wind, road priority has been conveniently aimed at cyclists especially in small shopping centres where the parking for shops is being removed in favour of passing cyclists because it has been found cyclists do the most shopping in small business areas.
@johnboikov1360 Жыл бұрын
But he didn't ask hum for hus passport! Or do Aussies just consider NZ another state?
@JamesDavy2009 Жыл бұрын
No, we consider NZ as a target for condescension.
@nakedarse2507 Жыл бұрын
Get it right - nth island , sth island , west island....
@charlesthebald3671 Жыл бұрын
The Australian Constitution has provisions that would allow New Zealand to join as a state whenever it wants. New Zealanders would find this hilarious if they knew about it.
@gorillaau Жыл бұрын
@@charlesthebald3671 Do we have to accept those from Auckland as well? Or can we we create an economic exclusion zone around it.
@gorillaau Жыл бұрын
@@nakedarse2507 no, no, no. North island, South Island and Mainland
@PetrPechar1975 Жыл бұрын
Moved to Auckland two years ago and frankly, I'm beginning to miss Dunedin. :D
@jenesisjones6706 Жыл бұрын
Your videos are the highlight of my day- for the laughs they give!🤣
@KatieA84 Жыл бұрын
Omg Jimmy had to throw the sheep joke dead set you are a legend
@cee2615 Жыл бұрын
The joke about the guide at the end was a tad ouch BUT absolutely hysterical, loved the whole vide, you are brilliant ….😅
@bazza945 Жыл бұрын
They should have invested Kiwi Saver in the road cones manufacturing company. It will never go broke.
@bikeguy3034 Жыл бұрын
The scary part is the council hires them from a private company! Someone is clipping the ticket HARD 💵💵💵
@haydengoodall6767 Жыл бұрын
Here's some salt.. Pour it over my thousand cuts. Ouch. Still. At least we don't call our sheep... Echidnas!. 😆 Strayans are Echidna jockeys.
@LoneWolf-sh1ph Жыл бұрын
Great Kiwi accent 🥝🇳🇿
@BobJones20001 Жыл бұрын
As a New Zealander we accept that Auckland is sometimes mistaken for a part of New Zealand. Looking forward to the "economic hub" being cast adrift, along with the majority of the countries debt, crime, drug problems, homeless, and politicians
@akirahojo2 Жыл бұрын
The amount of cones is a scam according to a friend in the construction business. They get $$ per cone from Auckland Transport. So they would use more cones than necessary for road works.
@gordocooper5324 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant!!😂😂😂
@lorainec8613 Жыл бұрын
Perfect! Simply perfect!
@orouba14 Жыл бұрын
Just made my day here in sydney on this hot and stinky day. 🤣🤣❤️
@sophieadam9702 Жыл бұрын
True story I went to Auckland from Brisbane with no idea. I thought I was going to the South Island. True with receipts.😮
@theyyluveva10 ай бұрын
The accent 😂 is everything
@Alan_Hans__ Жыл бұрын
Don't make eye contact while you are looking down a bit.
@Adelaide2286 Жыл бұрын
That's sheepish
@97Mizzo Жыл бұрын
my partner is an aucklander and he and I play this all the time pissing ourselves
@twinklefarm Жыл бұрын
So funny! Do Queenstown please!!
@honeyholly001 Жыл бұрын
Tourists. There, done.
@kenjiurban Жыл бұрын
Bring on Wellington and Christchurch
@bjw4859 Жыл бұрын
You missed 2 main points, dole blugers as exports & J R R Tolkein fans as the major import, there may be some tourism in there as well..
@king_glitchy2623 Жыл бұрын
I’m from nz bro I love this video just made my day thank you bro
@purebloodanglochristian8207 Жыл бұрын
Never been to Downunder nor Kiwiland. Are Kiwis just displaced Welshmen?
@triarb5790 Жыл бұрын
We can tell. Noone and I mean NOONE calls NZ 'Kiwiland'. And only northern hemispherans think that a sphere has an 'up over' or 'down under'.
@romainsavioz5466 Жыл бұрын
@@triarb5790 🤦🏻♂️
@JamesDavy2009 Жыл бұрын
@@triarb5790 No, we call it Middle Earth.
@racketman2u Жыл бұрын
Mainly displaced poms, which is why we can't get rid of the monarchy or that stupid bloody flag; an English band even wrote a song titled "dream home in New Zealand"
@TheKrispyfort Жыл бұрын
Did Jimmy just quote Jeff Bridges' character from 'Starman'?
@TheKrispyfort Жыл бұрын
Red light stop, Green light go, Yellow light go very fast
@panther__doge98752 ай бұрын
"What does a lawyer's Degree qualify you for in Auckland?" "A job at The Warehouse"
@JdeeGeekyGao Жыл бұрын
I lived in Sydney I preferred living there to even stopping through Auckland on a flight on the way home.
@TheKL105 Жыл бұрын
Yep when I come home for a holiday to Auckland from Aus with my Aus wife and son jump into a rental car drive to visit family in North Auckland all of a sudden we are in a traffic jam or zip merger I turn to my wife and say ..where are we ...? are we still in Sydney !!.. yep times they are a changing.. especially when you've been away for a long time ! ..love going home otherwise still the same 🙂👍
@bikeguy3034 Жыл бұрын
Rookie 😂. Golden rule mate, if you live in AKL there is one place you never want to drive too.... anywhere else in AKL 🫡
@TheKL105 Жыл бұрын
@@bikeguy3034 Unfortunately no choice family had moved there 👍
@samanthafairweather9186 Жыл бұрын
This is so true!! Who wants to go to Auckland anyway? 🤣
@rogerwilco4736 Жыл бұрын
Who wants to go to New Zealand?
@mattyb7736 Жыл бұрын
@@rogerwilco4736 at least its better than Queersland
@JamesDavy2009 Жыл бұрын
@@mattyb7736 Fun fact: Queersland starts and ends at the Gold Coast.
@mattyb7736 Жыл бұрын
@@JamesDavy2009 i thought it started just out of Sydney and ended at Cape York
@JamesDavy2009 Жыл бұрын
@@mattyb7736 Once you leave the Gold Coast, you enter bogan territory the size of Alaska. Sure Brisbane may be an exclave of sorts, but the rest of QLD is all bogan. I have less knowledge of NSW between Sydney and the border as the only time I spent in NSW was in Tweed Heads within walking distance of the twin pillars.
@steverobertsdesign Жыл бұрын
one question wrong, Weta is in Wellington, rest is accurate
@66fordman Жыл бұрын
🤣As a lifelong JAFA I agree with all the comments below, so accurate.
@bronsonperich9430 Жыл бұрын
‘Alternative milks’ 😂😂😂
@MrSlaidback Жыл бұрын
Yes! We've asking for ages...thanks!
@richardbug3094 Жыл бұрын
Lived in auckland my whole life and couldnt wait to get our as soon as I could, havent looked back since.
@bibbabookgirl8469 Жыл бұрын
These are fun, I like these
@darrenwest9319 Жыл бұрын
Needs to be a Wellington and Christchurch version. :) :)
@Musiklife.90499 ай бұрын
😂 just discovered this guy…need to find more. Yeah, I’m a Jafa 😅
@lids65 Жыл бұрын
You didn’t miss much 😂
@moana_nui Жыл бұрын
when I was in hawkes bay a few years back my parents made me take off my jumper because it said auckland on the back
@johnnimbus8761 Жыл бұрын
It was worth it for the last 5 seconds!
@sandpiperuk Жыл бұрын
The tram driver in Christchurch points out the best shops (shups) for an Aussie to buy his All Blacks T shirts from.
@GooseBucket-hr1go8 ай бұрын
Watched with with my family as research before we teenagers are taken to Tassie for the first time. We're staying with a cousin 😂
@tombatts126 Жыл бұрын
This is like a bad Clarke and Dawe sketch
@vipermarn Жыл бұрын
Another Roo let loose from the Con-Tribe🤣🤣🤣... JAFA all day!!
@lorenehughes Жыл бұрын
As someone who was born in Auckland and lived there till I was 6, I always say I grew up in the central north island 🤣 and I'd never willingly live in Auckland again... I tried in my 20's... Big fat nope!
@andycraig4462 Жыл бұрын
As someone from the rest of new zealand we do not acknowledge dorklanders as part of us
@AB-gb8lb Жыл бұрын
Thank you Andy , we seriously don’t think about you 😂
@yodad4776 Жыл бұрын
As a kiwi FUCKING love it
@karinamaissin7890 Жыл бұрын
so spot on from an Aklder
@honeyholly001 Жыл бұрын
I'm from nu zland and my sister lives in straya
@swoopy287 Жыл бұрын
Chur, to good this one.
@chevronlily Жыл бұрын
Literally went to Pak n Save yesterday
@tomasrikona4021 Жыл бұрын
Disturbingly accurate. Spooky.😳
@jader6423 Жыл бұрын
Being a Jafa Im gonna have to agree with everything 🤣
@lliamjurdom9505 Жыл бұрын
We need some criticism .... because there is none .... strange that but .... then our media dont allow you to comment on you tube news channels .... they're afraid of criticism ....
@lliamjurdom9505 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for that criticism Jimmy its true I was wanking at the time ...
@richardpartridge192 Жыл бұрын
Bloody brilliant.........
@sunseeker4775 Жыл бұрын
What does every delivery truck driver do in Auckland when there is no parking out front? Stop and deliver!
@alexandermenzies7610 Жыл бұрын
Kiwi here, love it mate. But what would I know, I'm an Aucklander.
@rodlytton765 Жыл бұрын
Good stuff !! Auckland sounds grouse except for the traffic!!
@tracykennedy6458 Жыл бұрын
Every second bus AND train!
@VhenRaTheRaptor Жыл бұрын
Lets be fair. The trains aren't that bad. Its only every third train.
@britishfellow962 Жыл бұрын
my nan lives in New Zeal- I mean Auckland
@mrsarcastic5331 Жыл бұрын
I was laughing until I realized I'm a jeffa
@Richard-yi9yt Жыл бұрын
you ain't missing out
@anovemberstar Жыл бұрын
As a keee-weeee myself - hilarious. Ps I'm not an Aucklander lol
@lxopenfirexl7007 Жыл бұрын
Im from akl, live in the b.o.p, this is accurate asf haha
@dankishore193 Жыл бұрын
Expensive coffee in ponsonby is accurate
@cjkupa Жыл бұрын
Definitely going to use this questionnaire when I recruit someone outside of Auks
@johnsutcliffe3209 Жыл бұрын
Every aucklander does not claim to live 20 minutes from the city. Every Aucklander says they are living in Auckland at the moment.
@jaszi33 Жыл бұрын
❤ it!!! Please do one for Wellington, must be even more amo for them - from an ex Wellingtonian 😂😊