They found my cringe story...

[@SirLightsOut99]

I say this without even the slightest bit of irony, I genuinely appreciate how chill Coney is. There are a lot of other channels I can think of where if they did a show like this and heard a story about some kid having an awkward interaction with a girl, they'd use it as an opportunity to punch down and laugh about how cringey it was and just leave it at that. Then there's Coney, who goes out of his way to make it known to the storyteller that this stuff happens to everybody and that they are not the only one who's been through something like this. Sure he plays the story for a joke, but he's legitimately nice about it the whole time.

[@superultrasomethings]

atriocs posters are sloughing off here

[@hatjousuke]

so true and I feel like that’s under appreciated

[@foxepunz4849]

Genuinely true I think we've all got those stories from our wierd years (especially high school) and coney always lets them know its alright to do dumb shit when you're young

[@mac_sour]

​@@superultrasomethings people can like different media my dude

[@SirLightsOut99]

​@@mac_sour glad you knew what he was talking about because I for sure didn't. I'm sure it was supposed to be some kind of insult but it doesn't really work when the person he's trying to insult is super oblivious and could care less.

[@Eddsen]

That mic toss at 23:24 hits different and I can't explain why, Coney is done with chat's nonsense

[@jerppursh7570]

I genuinely leaned back and fucking groaned at this

[@castform7]

I audibly yelled "Noooo! We lost!"

[@SplitDip]

It was legendary I lost it when I saw the DND bit

[@adv78]

I laughed at this revelation for 2 minutes straight and i still can't believe it. What amazing storytelling slowly building up to it too

[@TentaCole]

I was laughing so hard at that moment. 😂

[@Xanek]

Sad there was no full nerd costume, but chat convinced him to at least put on the glasses. 8:18 The fun thing about the Fire Emblem Fates 6th grade story is that the video of Camilla wasn't on stream, but the sound was playing for everyone on stream to hear so you'd just hear the noises and Coney's eyebrows raise as he watches the video. Also that 4 hour "problem" that guy had, Coney knew how to fix it but damn, the guy, the girlfriend and the urgent care all didn't know what to do LOL.

[@larrysfinger648]

I am in love with nerd costume. I jack off to it several times a week. It feels really good.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I love the costume, "Dr. Marco, PhD" lookin-ass

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I just looked it up, that scene is crazy!

[@castform7]

That "I would've suspended you" felt so genuine. Honestly, I would've too. There's just no way of explaining it that would make it better.

[@adv78]

Idk coney and you understood the problem The guy wasn't hard when he got to the hospital, he just read in the internet that being hard for 4+ hours straight can hurt the penis and cause irreversible dmg, so he told her after the first daye and they gone to the doctor to know if he was ok. Because he was worried since he was having difficulties getting hard since

[@CadeMan101]

As soon as they said Fire Emblem I knew it was gonna involve Camilla

[@Armydillo62o]

This was a good ass cringe confessional. I have to say as someone who has played FFXIV for Almost 2 years now, I’m sad to say that the guy and his girlfriend are probably the most mentally stable XIV players and them getting engaged is completely on brand. This game rules.

[@castform7]

The hell happens on FFXIV to cause this and worse.

[@skreebim9612]

how tf do you even meet people on ffxiv everyone just whispers to each other

[@chillshroom_blufinance1505]

Cringe Confessional is unironically one of the best series ideas on the planet. Coney deserves millions of subs for this idea.

[@juni4061]

20:30 he had to empty his poop inventory to beat the boss that empties your botw inventory.

[@ValueNetwork]

1:27 That was a insanely good Tehehe. Coney briefly transformed into little gnome living in the forest

[@darkn04]

I know it was awesome

[@micahfurlow2624]

Goblino coney

[@Thomas-ex6tp]

Jerma-noise tier laugh

[@limerplaz8208]

Hes literally as tall as a gnome.

[@kyallon1213]

DK-64 fairy

[@tannerdean8138]

Cringe Confessional is perhaps the greatest series on KZbin

[@halftwins]

Bring back full costume

[@stonerbland256]

Bump

[@wollins7244]

We asked on stream and he told us no and that no one cares. Obviously wrong

[@byrontheusurper6505]

You're right, he's usually got the "Dr. Marco, PhD" drip

[@lk_splash]

Frfr

[@andymcclurg9916]

Including hair

[@StarlightEcho912]

A thumbnail with Coney over the blue screen has become my favorite thing to see on YT as of late. Cringe confessional goes crazy

[@Genyosai03]

My DM had a rule, "Never pass up sex for DnD, your character will be here when you get back."

[@bananaBread16]

23:57 bro is lowkey one of the worst boyfriends ever, bro gets a smart hardworking gf whos clearly loves him and says, yea dnd is more important. Bro got some crazy game to pull another person for 3 years. Plus he lowkey acted like his friends wouldn't want him to leave to go hit

[@charlesw7397]

Coney's half wrong about hiding your gaming skills from girls. If you're a virgin/just looking for a casual hookup or non serious relationship, hide that shit. My first girlfriend knew I loved to play Melee with the boys but outside of that, I never talked about games. Years later when I was looking for a relationship and not just a fun fling/sex, I talked about esports and specifically my love for Counter Logic Gaming on our first date. We're coming up on our sixth anniversary 😎 can't hide that shit forever if you actually want to be with this person for a long time and I knew if she thought I was a nerd after hearing I liked esports, it wasn't gonna work

[@BlueCat98]

16:06 Oh my God, Coney sounded like Tom Cat when he yelled "STOP!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheOblomoff]

"I never got paid" Woo, this person is a master of punchlines!

[@Savariable]

For the DND story... In my opinion, the thing he did wrong here was NOT MAKE EXCUSES. Just say you are busy and you'll talk to them later, rather than push the person away because you are busy. Literally that's it. Abandoning your friends in something clearly scheduled would be an asshole move but so is what he did. What you do is be honest there and things could've worked out.

[@wormlington]

This is my favorite series on KZbin. Thank you Coney for the content

[@nebel9628]

I love cringe confessional because it makes me feel like a normal person. Thanks, Coney!

[@StephanieAwesom]

the To The Moon music makes me so unbelievably happy, it's such a fantastic game and I always love seeing it get recognition, even in a silly little video like this :D

[@castform7]

Listen, for most of these stories, I go in with the Ask Reddit mindset of "decent chance they could be fake, but it's more fun to believe they're real". But man that 4 hour "perdicament" is really stretching the suspension of disbelief. Not a single person over this long period of time ever thought to just send him to the bathroom and relieve himself for like max 5 minutes once. That's insane.

[@crjonch8044]

8:43 had me SINGING ‘NO’s. I think that’s the first confession to psychologically injure me like that

[@frankafer920]

I love when Fire Emblem Fates was mentioned, chat already knew what was going down

[@AceOfJadeite]

Man this video is really good! Would be better if Coney wore a fitting costume :)

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Coney is the GOAT of coming up with formats, genuinely!

[@laogon09]

It's clearly not about Minecraft vs any other hobby, it's about chatter completely shutting down the flirting attempt from the girl by saying he wasn't thinking about her even though she was trying to be seductive

[@jakethedragonymaster1235]

I think it being Minecraft definitely adds a layer to it. Not even "Oh I'm preoccupied with other things atm", it's "you see that funny green explody guy? That's in my brain rn and you arent" and that's honestly devastating

[@beanman8749]

I saw this live, I promise that we did our best to get him to put the outfit on

[@mrdrprofessor8849]

Out of all the stories told that night I really wonder if that emergency room story is true. There is just so much detail in it so I'm leaning on believing it but just... wow... It's a perfect example to how men will sometimes not pick the simpler option to resolve something.

[@anonymousnate678]

"Anger Piss" story has me crying oh my god 🤣

[@foxyiebot]

i need the full cringe costume to be fully immersed in the cringe. I can't believe we almost didn't get the glasses this time 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@shinxen8181]

2:56 if anyone hasnt, please please please play To The Moon, its such a good game and also the person who sings this is the same artist as the Plants Vs Zombies end credits theme

[@lagspike7763]

9:00 OH HELL NAH SHE SAW THE CAMILLA TITTY BOUNCE SCENE IM DEAD😂😂😂😂

[@daxe4624]

I was NOT prepared for Coney To The Moon-posting

[@zerochill4096]

The moment Camilla was mentioned... I knew what was going to happened and cringed

[@mepose420]

This was my first stream of cringe confession that I tuned into and it was honestly pretty weird not having any sort of background music while this was going on after I binge watched all the previous videos on KZbin.

[@cycy8699]

cringe

[@colinjeziorowski3984]

"God bless you and I hope you never shit your pants again" should be the new cringe confessional motto

[@Droub_]

The last story was insane JFC WHO LET HIM COOK????

[@ODISeth]

Yo @FriendAlias at 2:57 how’d you remove the audio while preserving Coney’s voice? Did Coney have his PC audio output and mic on separate tracks already or did you have to actually isolate his voice somehow?

[@Kumlord]

Chats deadass has people defending dnd over sex lmao

[@mooshroom4]

damn the editor really had to go ahead and hurt me with the song replacement for the first one lmfao, to the moon is such a beauty

[@frozenpeaches06]

That last one was a nightmare how do you even let that happen

[@WohaoG]

The guy rejecting his GFs advances was actually based because horny bad and we all know that

[@Razzspoons]

3:15 I turn 29 in May and I still haven't had my first heartbreak Aware

[@the_godbodor7026]

That Tubi ad sounds sick as hell, just kinda sad that we probably won’t see something similar due to the batshit insanity it seemed to have caused.

[@dylanthebroadcaster]

My favorite series. Thank you for another episode

[@vinc4886]

Urgent care = urgent scare. They just tell you you're dying and send you to the ER lol

[@Breeze926]

17:28 I can confirm as someone studying animation right now many people liked the animation but were too scared of saying anything.

[@Loxu69]

20:05 This is definitely a newer gamer thing but, like people going on the internet to look at twitter and go mad, gamers have started to play games to exclusively be mad at them. Most of them don't want to admit it but there are a lot of people who don't really care to improve and just want to yell at people. I think its kind of sad honestly but hey to each their own.

[@adv78]

It's been some time that i exploded in laughter like i did when i heard "i was paying DnD". It's the extremely strange situation slowly leading up to the absurd revelation that got me for like 2 minutes straight

[@noxidgaming1114]

Chat at the beginning of the pancake story: LOLOLOL FAT!!! Chat after the pancake story: OMG SHE’S EVIL FOR THAT!!!

[@guythatdosethingssometimes2651]

9:16 I remember playing that game when I was in 5th or 4th grade In 6th grade, I got to that cutscene to specifically show it to one of my friends. I just remember us huddling in the corner of the bus giggleing and going awooga at the big booby anime women. He was pretty into it. Think I showed him softcore hentai at one point. Good times, good times.

[@osramain]

You ruined his life.

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Nintendo ruined a fucking generation with this

[@SophisticatedGoat222]

Scheduling for D&D is an absolute nightmare. Your girlfriend will be ready to do it another night, but if you get in the way of the game you might not get to play again for another month. I respect the dude's priorities.

[@CraftingAlt]

im gonna bleach my eyes if i see that fire emblem scene ever again....

[@user-rn7wf7ry4s]

>fire emblem fates OH NO >birthright OH GOD EVEN WORSE

[@mrgreenboy644]

> Camilla AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@agentclank8183]

That Zelda pants shitter really humbled themselves that second.

[@castform7]

I feel like that last one broke Coney a bit. Dude legitimately chose DnD over the v card swipe. Welp, you know what they say, whatever makes you happy.

[@becky1085]

The Val Venis story was one of the funniest things I have ever heard

[@BENch_Gaming44444]

At a high school in my area, their mascot is a bull. The statue of the Bull has balls.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

14:00 I was in a similar Situation with a ldr girlfriend I only met once before that evening and I didn't even cuddle with her, I just slept on a matress next to her bed. I was a rlly bad boyfriend, i was barely physically intimate because it never crossed my mind that "this is my girlfriend, I can do things with her I can't with my female friends" until later in our relationship. If I ever get in a relationship again I will not make that same stupid mistake!

[@J4__]

5:45 Vaush highschool

[@titusfrederick240]

The Tubi commercial, confused the frick outta the 20 of us watching together, reasonably no one raged and broke anything, we kinda just switched the channel, went back and realized it was a commercial

[@Rilee6476]

21:27 I was like “the robot girl?”

[@SingularMechanicalCitrusFruit]

14:00 Pro-tip, if you find yourself in this situation,focus on clenching your hands and feet and it'll go away.

[@CalamityCustoms]

This is my favorite type of vid Coney's ever done

[@jaredcrimm3472]

I'm surprised that the Tubi commercial got so many people. Maybe it's just me, but I kind of recognized instantly that the announcers looked different, the background looked different, and something just didn't feel right, so I thought it might be some weird ad. Then the Tubi thing popped up and I realized "oh it IS an ad XD."

[@snowset675]

Explains why he hates poop stories

[@kestrelynn]

As a fire emblem fan... As soon as I heard Fates I knew it would be bad What's funny is that I was in VoiDs stream recently and chat collectively had to convince him Fates was THAT bad

[@samu1414]

The last story, I get the whole test thing, I would do the same thing. But to tease somebody like that and after their test reject them to play DnD is pretty cruel I can't lie.

[@LemonYerg]

So sad the old host died under mysterious circumstances

[@griffinking4755]

so tragic a thousand years was DMCA. funniest bit in a while

[@brawlerjeff]

I feel so much secondhand embarrassment from this series and I honestly just can't get enough lmao

[@AshArtzMusic]

2:56 the editor scared me since that song was in my playlist and I was listening to it before this video, I was so caught off guard

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I never had trouble talking to girls (because most of my friends were always girls) exept after covid because my social skills deteriorated...

[@jactotum]

growing up my highschool mascot was a native american chief. we never had any mascots or weird racially charged outfits, and we definitely didn't have any statues of him, let alone one that was anatomically correct to 'rub for good luck'

[@NthStingray]

I was in the class of the fury artist oh my god. I remember that bull, it’s ingrained in my mind permanently

[@brapps9948]

that was my favourite video, I’ve never audibly shown my embarrassment for somebody else, but my goodness…. 🤦‍♂️

[@sandfanboy999]

Last one was so painful

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I remember that Island trial in botw, as a concept one of the coolest gaming quests in recent history, but if you don't know what you're doing that shit can take HOURS of doing the same shit over and over again!

[@vixievulpixie]

14:00 as someone who was in a similar situation, it. really is tough. i hadnt even had my first kiss yet and i didnt have the courage to have it in the weekend i was at her house. it was embarrassing for me, but we're still goin on strong, shes wonderful :) okay i got to the rest of the story. i did not have That happen

[@steindororngunnarsson3846]

Quick tip for all guys in the ffxiv situation, you can either follow Coney's advice or you can just flex your muscles for a bit lol

[@Ed-1749]

The good side of the furry artist is that they'll probably be a millionaire in a decade off all that furry money

[@Justpassingby204]

That final fantasy kid is the most painful cringe I’ve heard in this series

[@weewoo3023]

The last one hurt

[@weewoo3023]

Not on a personal level but it still did

[@icommitdie8756]

Cringebot before the lobotomy: “I hear it was amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space with the tuning fork did a raw blink on Hara-Kiri rock! I need scissors! 61!”

[@sandrin0]

the anger piss guy pretty much did a meditation 4-stock

[@pyrojkl]

I guess that means I should share that I got a 7-8yo girl my wife was babysitting daily at the time into an anime series called "fairy tail" I mean, its some mild cartoon violence but in hindsight Lucy isn't the best role model with how she dresses. Oh well, live and learn.

[@DonkEssb]

Coni said he had been in the United Kingdom since his father died

[@pyrojkl]

LMAO at 20:55 where that guy in chat states the guy who transcended his anger now plays League...

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I'm not a Controller thrower, I'm a controller cruncher and a handheld puncher. Also a phone bender but I left that behind after destroying my phone screen over yugioh duel links. Twice. And making it so my phone doesn't have any Sound permanently.

[@swaguedr7895]

The song at 20:13 is so damn familiar, someone please tell me what it is

[@bakojn1274]

2:56 what is the name of the song?

[@TheSpaceHobo]

The guy saying that he was thinking of minecraft while getting nudes was an absolute chad move!

[@FYGUnkleUrple]

God bless whichever moderator approved the poop boy self-reference.

[@RenzZlax]

Something about the pancake story made me feel so bad i cried a bit. Idk what that means about myself but it means something

[@BrJPGameplay]

Tubi saved a woman

[@KaioKenneth4]

I remember that Super Bowl commercial. Thank god I was there and realized it instantly, otherwise my parents would’ve flipped their shit 😂

[@rivalmjd8541]

This is the best KZbin series of all time.

[@SonicTheCutehog]

Cringe Confessional is the best series on the channel

[@kjiro22]

To whoever put the Layton Brothers Mystery Room OST here. As a Layton conosseuir i love you

[@purple_roy2190]

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST CONTENT IN THE WORLD AND NOTHING COMES CLOSE!!