THEY HAD TO KNOW WHAT THEY DID! Reacting to "Return of The Nostalgic Commercials" -Nostalgia Critic

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[@connorwood9211]

- And thus the "Fucking bubbles" running joke was born - The audio that was muted was the song Maniac - And no the marines did not use disguises or bottles in the movies. And for some reason back then they had no problems creating and advertising toys for 18 rated movies like Aliens, Predator, Terminator and Robocop

[@Shritistrang]

Well, they also made a Robocop cartoon. I never watched it, but I can guarantee that it wasn't as gorey and dark as the original movie.

[@daysand123]

They pretty much made cartoons for R rated movies. Toxic Avenger got a kids cartoon. A Troma movie.

[@jakeitnbakeit]

They still do it. They made Suicide Squad (2021) toys

[@purpleemerald5299]

16:03 …I know this will blow your mind, but her name is actually… *…Zelda.* I was unironically shocked by this as well back in the day.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

No no I mean the princess not the main character /s

[@purpleemerald5299]

@@theduckgoesmoo I know. *The Princess is named Zelda.* I’m not even kidding, the games are named after the person you rescue, not the main lead. It’s hilarious. XD

[@theduckgoesmoo]

@@purpleemerald5299 oh I know that's why I made the joke because people will actually think I'm serious

[@purpleemerald5299]

@@theduckgoesmoo Ooooohhhhh… …well played, sir!

[@benjaminschroeder5465]

@@theduckgoesmoo You still gotta play the Zelda games for like Twitch, man. The Switch version of Link’s Awakening is actually a decent jumping on point!

[@DieselWeasel]

Johnson is a brand of outboard motors, and yes, I'm sure it was intentional. Kind of like the "ship my pants" ads from a while back.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Do they still exist?

[@DieselWeasel]

@@theduckgoesmoo Not anymore. Starting in 2000, they went bankrupt, got bought out, continued for a while, got renamed, and finally got discontinued last year.

[@peetamustlive7300]

​@@DieselWeaselThank god

[@killblade6]

8:30 it had the song Maniac, I guess nostalgia critic had copyright issues with using it so now it's silent

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Yay garbage copyright system

[@MrParkerman6]

28:54 Yes, he actually went to a convention. There is a behind the scenes video on KZbin somewhere where he didn't tell them what he was gonna say, bit told the audience to just go along with it and laugh Hysterically at whatever he said, he also filmed his Casper friendly ghost scenes there were he was chasing an imaginary Casper and had everyone go along with it and later added his drawings of Casper that ended with him jumping into. Pool after him. I remember there was a woman dressed as Harley Quinn in the video who they said died and they dedicated the video to her.

[@theinimitablejora522]

Oh my good lord, the Japanese commercial for The Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past. That... trashfire... masterpiece. I love it. I love it so much but I hate it but I love it. But if you think that was weird watch the American ads for The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. They technically make sense with context... _technically..._ but GOOOOOD LORD they're weird.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Who approved the spending for this

[@northwindkey]

Don't forget the OoT ads that talk about "wilst thou get the girl, or play like one?". Which is really funny because LoZ is a franchise that actually has a very large female fanbase so... yeah that comes across condescending. Not to mention that the plot of OoT has literally 0 to do with "getting the girl"

[@HeadBodyMasterPersonal]

25:05 "That movie I've never seen!" ...you're gonna have to be a LOT more specific, because that description is FAR too broad.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

I should honestly react to a video of something listing the best movies ever and I'll say if I've seen them or not

[@HeadBodyMasterPersonal]

@@theduckgoesmoo But that would just be however long of you saying "Never seen/heard of that" and that would get old real fast

[@smugsneasel]

17:54 His erased memories are coming back! Soon he'll remember all kinds of media that he watched with the rest of us until the government decided to experiment on him...or whatever the lore was. 18:43 Used to be Fruit Loops but now it's Honey Nut Cheerios. 27:36 Oh I remember the first time I saw this video and the wonder-boner. Life was never the same afterward.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Nope that's not a thing

[@NashTheBlade]

@@theduckgoesmoo You think "Wunder Boner" is bad.....Ever heard of the "Tiddy Bear?"

[@mrroboshadow]

you lost audio because he played a copyrighted song specifically the song "Maniac" from the movie Flash Dance

[@SPEEDY4004]

15:53 the german dub version of this we had on tv was great XD "...musst nur dem drachen die rübe abhauen..." -> "...just have to knock of stupid dragons head" more or less^^ mfg Olli

[@mechatar1051]

Day 78 of asking for Game Theorist FNaF Funfact: some animatronics sometimes had different names, or no names, but then gain a name after fans calling them that, the most popular example is in the first game, there was the secret character Golden Freddy, in the files he was actually called Yellow Bear, but after people calling him Golden Freddy for a while, in the second game and up to now, he is known as Golden Freddy

[@theduckgoesmoo]

I don't want to know that exists

[@spartana1116]

song of the south was sealed in the disney vault for decades until it was leaked

[@CassieJo]

I think the magazines with the animals in them were the "Zoo Books" series. Those were great. My eighth grade science teacher, Miss Campbell, had them on different tables around her classroom that we could get to read when we were done with our work. My favorite that she had was the one with the zebra on the front.

[@MrParkerman6]

8:20 You didn't lose audio, he took out "She's a maniac" from Flash dance cuz of copyright claim. When Doug reupload he doesn't replace audio sometimes. It's stupid.

[@Thundarr100]

It’s stupid that they claimed it. It’s clearly fair use. But corporations don’t care, and KZbin always sides with the claimants and not the content creators. Would it kill them to actually INVESTIGATE the claims and not just jump to judgment?

[@DementisXYZ]

Not much to comment regarding this one, but wow, you just took me on a nostalgia trip with Zoobooks! That's what you were looking for, I believe, were Zoobooks. Favorite cereal? Boo Berry.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

YES IT'S ZOOBOOKS OMG

[@JTDK1981]

12:00 : And then we also have the Trix Rabbit who should be able to get some Trix if not for greedy kids. The commercials should end like this *Kid* : Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!" *Rabbit* : "BULL! Kid, who's face is on the damn box?! WHO'S?!" *Kid, looking scared* "Uh....y..yours?" *Rabbit* "Right, you little sh*t, MY face is on there, NOT YOURS. Cause I'M the mother**king MASCOT!! Now hand over MY f*cking cereal!" *Kid hands over bowl of Trix, runs away crying* As for the Zelda games, Wolverine in the web series "The Waiting Room" (it's from the "Bat in the Sun" channel) had the best reply when it was explained to him that Link is the hero, and Zelda is the princess: "So then why isn't the game called The Legend of LINK?" 😂

[@kittycatmeowmeow963]

Exactly! His face is on the fucking box, so why won't they hand it over?! I always felt sorry for that guy (especially for the fact that I love bunnies).😞

[@TheOriginalJphyper]

I remember actually having that Atax figure. I don't have it anymore, but I did as a child.

[@kumaJoru]

16:03 I let out a big bruh as soon as you said that (I hope that was a joke)

[@theduckgoesmoo]

It was 100% a joke, I know her name is Peach

[@warbird333]

The Afterburner had a clip of Hulk Hogan who was in a movie Suburban Commando. He plays a space warrior who crashes on Earth and spends time in the suburbs while trying to figure out how to go back to space.

[@arcadius3257]

If you'd like to know what the muted audio part was, it was "Flashdance - She's a Maniac"

[@MrParkerman6]

Did you ever notice The Kellogg's Pops music that plays when a child goes insane is basically a Jaws theme rip off?

[@patricklatham3897]

The Aliens toys in the 90s were based on the Dark Horse Comic series, not the movies, though the comics did come from the movies.

[@funny9able]

"Is That Pulp Fiction?" Me: "Check out the big brain on Duck" I say my favorite might be Fruit LOOP Song of the South...Well... I like Splash Mountain ride in Disneyland I Remember Aliens those moves gave me nightmares

[@TheJackish90]

Nice one!

[@theduckgoesmoo]

I just know it from all of the t shirts I see

[@boxtank5288]

The Aliens toy commercial was meant for a TV show that never saw the light of day, there was negotiations and talks and what not, then I forget what happened but the show never happened (and it would have been in the same vein as the other kid shows based on R-Rated movies)

[@tyronekracht461]

A Johnson is the name of a very popular motor for boats.

[@Some__Guy]

My favorite cereal is one that I don't think most stores have, because we would get it from the 'health' grocery store my mom would shop at. They had a line of exotic animal-themed cereal (I think the brand was part of a charity or something,) and the one we always got was peanut butter panda puffs, and god damn, they were addicting.

[@47ratsinahoodie]

It takes anywhere from 90 to 300+ licks to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop

[@Tayvin4042]

In response to favourite cereal? Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Not a big cereal guy most of the time but that stuff I go crazy for. It's one of the reasons why I deliberately avoid going down the cereal aisle when I go grocery shopping, cause I'm gonna get the biggest box of CTC I can find... Probably 2, actually...

[@DonnaPinciot]

At 08:17 when you lost audio, it used to be that 'she's a maniac dancing on the floor' song.

[@scottylewis8124]

The kid in the nerf commercial is Devon Sawa.

[@benjaminschroeder5465]

You wanna know what’s funny about 14:45? This commercial is for Link’s Awakening, one of the very few Zelda games where Zelda herself is completely absent. They actually put out an updated version of it on Switch back in 2019(Which the lovely Shauntelle “MasaeAnela” Kikue is currently LPing on her KZbin channel)!

[@jchris12000]

It was johnson outboard motors back in the 80's, and back then this commercial was fine, damn 90's inuendos

[@alphayun7401]

@theduckgoesmoo fun fact the guy in the cornpops commercial later on went to play a character in breaking bad, so maybe doug was right lol

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

18:05 Seriously, I can't be the only one who would have enjoyed these as a kid, right?

[@joegiles7785]

The main Princess in Legend of Zelda franchise is Princess Zelda if the Kingdom of Hyrule. Nearly all the games revolve around three main characters - Princess Zelda possessing the blood of the goddess, Link the Hero, and Ganon the Hatred. This started in Skyward Sword where the first incarnation of Link killed the Demon King Demise, who cursed there descendants/inheritors to be plagued by the incarnation of his hatred. In Ocarina of Time, Demise was reborn was Ganondorf - the King of the amazon-like Gerudo - who sought the Divine Relic the Triforce (the golden three triangles forming a big triangle symbol). In the final battle Ganondorf overloaded himself with power and became the boar-like demon Ganon. The timeline after becomes split into three - one where Link wins and goes back in time to reclaim his lost youth (he spend years asleep so he could fight Ganondorf as a man), one in which he stays an adult, and one where he loses the fight and world is flooded. Breathe of the Wild is one of the latest incarnations of the Legend of Zelda in which Ganon became the demonic formless Calamity Ganon and succeeded in destroying the King of Hyrule. He has only been held back by Princess Zelda while Link was in a healing coma for a hundred years. Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity is an alternate time line created by time travel, an attempt to stop Ganon and save Hyrule and it's Heroes.

[@warbird333]

Please continue with the NC commercial videos. I loved you surprised face at Grape Escape.

[@lejim9292]

You’re not losing the audio at 6:18 he originally played a copyrighted song there but had to mute it because KZbin

[@Ayuima69]

"Don't you put it in your mouth."

[@EditDeath]

I'd be shocked if you knew this one already, given age in this case, but the "excuse me, princess" line comes from the Super Mario Bros Super Show in the late 80's. Rather than sticking with just the Mario cast, they also had Legend of Zelda episodes mixed in, and that line was Link's catchphrase. Also, Cocoa Krispies and Cinnamon Toast Crunch were definitely my preference

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Two very good choices!

[@jmurray1110]

I believe Zelda was on Sundays

[@EditDeath]

@@jmurray1110 Really? That's an odd scheduling choice. I remembered it being once a week, but it's been so long I just figured it was on Fridays

[@koopliss]

REMINDER! Conquest of the commercials is safe to watch, that "korra" spoiler is not actually a spoiler at all, the guy whining about it is simply making a big fuss over something you wouldn't even question. It's a 2 second joke, not even a spoiler at all, you wouldn't even question it. don't skip the episode.

[@joeyeldabaa7963]

I thoroughly love the Great escape and also the little cupcake oven 🤤. I know. 😁 Also favorite cereal has to be Captain crunch but very little because after two bowls your mouth starts to bleed which is hilarious that or cinnamon toast, because my great-grandma love that and I miss her very much.

[@TnT_F0X]

Wood Prices... It cost me 4 dollars for a foot long 2 inch wide piece of Cherry. Update: The wood play button is crudely carved

[@theduckgoesmoo]

I spent like $400 for two butcher block countertops

[@TnT_F0X]

@@theduckgoesmoo Oh Jeeze... I remember back in wood shop, Someone built a pool table, another built a kitchen table... I built a nice Mahogany Coffee table... free wood the school got donated to them. Each kid could choose a big project, or a small, better wood project with Walnut, cherry, or mahogany. The pile of wood in that classroom 12 years ago could buy a house today. I'm glad the Greenhouse I want to buy in spring is plastic windows and steel, a wood frame in another 6 months would cost like 500 bucks of 2x4s

[@tookeydookey]

Only commercial I recognize is the Tootsie Roll one. I remember seeing it on Cartoon Network in the mid-2000s. Great reaction btw!

[@Chimerayuri3]

I’m old enough to have seen these all on tv lol

[@theduckgoesmoo]

F

[@shivanevermore6555]

18:43 What’s your favorite cereal? Mine is Captain Crunch ⚓️

[@cookiedestroyer2801]

16:03 bruh...

[@crcoghill]

man has never seen a Star Wars film..... but had a Cabbage Patch Kid. what troubled times did you live in???

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Dude....where do I start?

[@michal7705]

These videos make my Monday!

[@CrepR-351]

I didn't realize up until now That they were referring to a Boat when they mentioned Johnson

[@theduckgoesmoo]

What did you think it was???

[@CrepR-351]

I'm not entirely sure honestly

[@theninjabird9510]

One must watch video is The Lorax review it’s one of my favourites

[@fireball1249]

My all time favorite Cereal is Frosted Flakes.

[@Angelicwings1]

I had a boring cereal selection as a child. My fave cereal was just right. I’m not kidding. My next fave was and still is Rice Bubbles.

[@miraclecomics]

At the moment my favorite cereal is Cinnamon Toast Crunch

[@George-Hawthorne]

A college did a study on tootsie pops and averaged it to 252 licks.

[@faketohma]

Good to know

[@kittycatmeowmeow963]

I would say my favorite cereals are Chex, Cheerios, and Kix. I really like how they come in different flavors, not too sugary, and they use vegetables/fruit for the die (my family's allergic to Red 40).

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

Who the hell likes Kix?!

[@ILikeCHEEZ9]

I thought the johnson commercial was for viagra like that commercial they always played in the middle of the day with the guy who wouldnt stop smiling. As a kid I NEVER KNEW WHY HE WAS SO DAMN HAPPY

[@thehowlinggamer5784]

Favorite cereal is life. But reese's peanut butter cereal is good too.

[@zeldalover-ww7ms]

I know I'm late, but I actually counted how many licks it took to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. 1615 in case your wondering

[@GavinLepley]

I've counted 265.

[@chuckhackett4493]

My theory is that it lost audio to avoid copyright strikes. But that's just my opinion.

[@BlahBlahWoofWoof12]

So in case anyone is still wondering, It takes about about 3 days & 1,587 licks to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Thats a lie

[@BlahBlahWoofWoof12]

@@theduckgoesmoo Au contraire, mon frère. I did it in 2003, took me 3 days due to breaks, sleep, & my tounge going numb. I counted every single lick until my tounge was raw & I couldn't taste anything for a week. I kept a notepad & wrote my current number every 5 - 10 minutes to make sure I didn't lose my place. Trust me. Don't make me do it again, I will, I'm crazy!

[@47ratsinahoodie]

@@BlahBlahWoofWoof12 You must have been going extremely slow then because even a licking robot only took a little over 300 licks. I remember having Tootsie Pops as a kid and trying to count my licks. I stopped about halfway through before I bit and I was only at about 50-60

[@tyrant-den884]

I have had this experience with bubbles.

[@Alphasnowbordergirl]

One, it's a crime to have never seen Alien and Aliens. Go watch them now. Two, no that commercial is no where near accurate to the movie. For some reason the '80s liked to market rated R movies to kids. Robocop, Terminator, Aliens all marketed to kids for some reason.

[@reptoconreptilian5146]

I can tell you for a fact that is not what happens in aliens

[@empirejeff]

The princess in Zelda is called Zelda.

[@SPEEDY4004]

it was all we had after the (cold)war here in germany :P during our childhood there was not much kids friendly tv just saturday/sunday morning cartoons with power rangers and co - and a lot of german/european productions and just years later rtl2 with pokemon/digimon/dragonball/sailor moon etc. beisdes that some cable-channels here and there had segments with all these us-cartoons like thundercats, he-man, saber rider and the star sherrifs and many more back in the time we were kids with not many alternativs :P and now looking back it is just nostalgia about the good old times (while now just study, work, ... :P) but beides that yeah by modern standards a lot of that stuff is weird XD mfg Olli

[@patricklatham3897]

That Zelda wrap commercial actually got me to get my first Zelda game as a kid, and I HATED wrap.

[@thegladve]

18:43 for me it was a tie between cornflakes and Trix.

[@crimsontide34]

When your able you should take a look at NCs musical reviews. It begins with moulan Rouge, then les Miserables and last phantom of the opera.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Hmmmm

[@joeyeldabaa7963]

(for the Tootsie Pop commercial)Personally when I first saw the commercial I counted and licking on one side for me at the time took me 58 licks to get to the very bare minimum tasting of the toothpop for me that counts lol

[@miciso666]

also fun fact. barbie started as a sex doll company. let that sink in.

[@Trilaan]

My favorite cereal was Cenobite Toast Crunch.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Definitely a good one

[@empirejeff]

nostalgia critic barney's great adventure

[@danidanfm4005]

8:55 ......... cough ark cough survival cough evolved cough ..... thats a beautiful glass house you live in kyle ^^

[@patricklatham3897]

My favorite cereal was Waffle Crisp.

[@dannialsreviews9175]

8:18 it sepposed to play Flashdance maniac

[@lightningl250]

Strawberry honeycomb is still my favorite cereal, too bad that it's discontinued

[@theduckgoesmoo]

I've never heard of that one more

[@sebastianemond5313]

28:23 *YYYYYOOUUU KNOOOOW!!*

[@dannialsreviews9175]

Can you watch monster squad by nostalgia critic it is riddled with 80s references (sorry if my English is bad. English is my second language)

[@ytrkhgfd]

25:05 ...gonna have to be a little more specific than that

[@theduckgoesmoo]

No I'm not

[@GenAqua]

Please react to his Toonami video.

[@mothified1676]

My favorite cereals are Cheerios

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

4:55 What is up with boomers and thinking kids can't have multiple hobbies?

[@ncjmainaccount]

OMMMMMMm I have an idea, want to hear it?

[@Shritistrang]

I really hope you watched the original two Ghostbusters movies before watching the third Nostalgia Critic commercial video. There's a part in there that's soooo much funnier if you know what they're talking about.

[@NABIL7]

Please, react to Nostalgia Critic - TOP 11 Most awesome movie themes.

[@JimBeamFiend53]

Cookie crisp was always my goto.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

TINY COOKIES

[@azevol216]

Duck goes ‘mere

[@BDTXIII]

Ever thought about AVGN reviews?

[@kittycatmeowmeow963]

13:44 364 Licks

[@rodrickgoldberg2324]

I know you kind of like to watch Death Battles in order of a playlist you have, but considering your motto of “speed kills” do you think you could skip ahead to Flash vs Sonic? Trust me, you’ll like it. 😉

[@theduckgoesmoo]

I feel like people would want me to skip ahead to their favorite battles if I started doing that

[@rodrickgoldberg2324]

@@theduckgoesmoo Okay. I understand.

[@terrynasonisasupervillain9017]

Me like video

[@orieax6552]

3 licks

[@MeOliver101]

You mean zoobooks?

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Yes!!

[@theangryavengersendgameps4836]

Please react to emoji film Nostalgia critic?

[@Aardie_Aardwolf]

Are you sure you want to do this, They will get A hour long which may get A stressful in editing.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

They will? Jesus christ... the editing isn't the problem but the recording is

[@Aardie_Aardwolf]

@@theduckgoesmoo Actually I'm wrong I was think of the time I bing watched all of it 1-8 at the time.

[@faketohma]

Zoobooks

[@thehowlinggamer5784]

Yeah. Song of the south is racially insensitive for portraying slavery as being a happy thing where slaves sang songs because their masters treatedthem right and werte never whipped or anything... Good movie, liked someone of the morals about standing up for yourself and such, but it is pretty racially insensitive...

[@lucyfrostfall542]

If you're going to play a Zelda game for the first time, please for the love of god don't make it Breath of the Wild. Don't get me wrong, it's a really good game, but it is so far from an actual Zelda game. There is so much... Nothing, between each of the little bits of story you get from the game. I really recommend starting at like Ocarina of Time, which is considered the pinnacle Zelda game, and one of the greatest video games of all time

[@miciso666]

im sure u wont read but. i hope ur having a better day than me ducky.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

I always read, whats going on??

[@thatsaladprophet7051]

69th like =;D