THAT SHOULDN'T BE ON TV!!! Reacting to "Escape from the Commercials" - Nostalgia Critic

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[@HeadBodyMasterPersonal]

"I've never seen Twilight" Yeah... you're gonna want to keep it that way...

[@ShahroozSmith]

That "Snotty beamed me twice" joke was from a movie called Spaceballs. A giant movie parody about Star Wars and other sci-fi movies from the legend, Mel Brooks.

[@ceruleanwalker1069]

Spaceballs? Oh shit, there goes the planet.

[@MrParkerman6]

MERCHANDISING! MERCHANDISING! MERCHANDISING!

[@Chimerayuri3]

I’m still waiting for Spaceballs 2 the search for more money

[@MattTOB618]

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

​@Chimerayuri3 Mel Brooks said he'd call it "Spaceballs III: the Search for Spaceballs II".

[@snakejesus]

24:18 Yup Dante himself WAS Rufio way back when, he still sound like Prince Zuko back then and still does now and even appeared a few times in NostalgiaCritic wearing a Zuko cosplay. He’s such a nice guy

[@0Quiwi0]

He actually has this weird genetic thing where his voice didn't change much at all during puberty. Mad props to the guy for making that a huge advantage instead of thinking it was a hindrance. Now he's a great voice actor for a teen/pre-teen kid with the benefit of being an adult so you don't have to deal with an actual teen

[@mrroboshadow]

so basically in twilight theres these werewolves (though they arent really werewolves but thats a whole other thing) their deal is they "imprint" on someone and become completely devoted to them. Something to do with finding the perfect mate the creepy part is the "imprinting" doesnt care if the potential mate is an adult....or a baby born that same day they'll help raise the child....until they're old enough to make a child to raise....yes its very disturbing if you want to know more theres this youtuber called Dominic Noble who does book reviews (and reviews/compares said books to their adaptations, either movies or shows) and he explains it more

[@BlazeWriter]

You only have 3 commercial specials to go & I can’t wait to see how you’ll react to the next one (Planet of the Commercials).

[@severiheinonen4011]

Ye, the next one is great

[@Triple222Two]

Yeah, the next one's gonna be a fun reaction

[@robertchapman625]

'Are they popular anymore' well would not say they've not been without their down points [had disbanded during the early 2000's], when they've come back to preform in the last two decades they still have a large fanbase-and not just ones from the 80's. So for a band started over 40 years ago, each member has done good for themselves both in it and outside.

[@hermannmakuta3311]

Important Info: Apparently the "Planet of the Commercials"-Episode Is not in the Commercials-Playlist. Its a Great Episode

[@MrParkerman6]

It's in this one and this one is in order. m.kzbin.info/aero/PLQYKi_3aB_q3mHEJmNPHi6xLqyg65SikJ

[@ILikeCHEEZ9]

There is nothing Shaq will not advertise. He os a living meme and knows it That quiznos commercial reminds me of the Cleveland tourism videos and those are amazing

[@Elazul2500]

I love how legit terrified you looked during the Quiznos subs commercial. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@snakejesus]

That’s about 97% of us when we first saw this, but this is something I’ve witnessed on day 1: “I was there, 3000 years ago…”

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Seriously what are those

[@snakejesus]

@@theduckgoesmoo "Sponge Monkeys" my dude, a by-product of people who were high as balls in the 90's became a commercial creator for the "current" demographic; a relic of the past for us who has witnessed and experienced these damn things back in Middle School when flash games were very easy to log into the Library

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

9:08 Here in Australia, the pink bunny is more affiliated with Duracell to this day, while the Energizer mascot is an anthropomorphic battery that looks like a rejected Pixar character. I remember one time Doug brought up the "Energizer bunny", and I thought he just mixed the brands up.

[@galfinsp7216]

Actually the question of which company uses the pink bunny is actually down to trademark first in regions like Europe.

[@rantuoftheshadows]

6:50 thats from the movie Spaceballs

[@mystery5252]

Actually the the power source of Star Wars's Lightsabers has two explanations. 1. It recycles it's energy: To do this, the lightsaber when activated makes an energy field around the blade stopping it from just stretching forever. This field also makes the plasma of the blades go back to the Diatium Power Cells therefore recycling the energy to be used again. 2: Kyber Crystals In one of the many Star Wars sires and the spin off of the main series of movies it's shown that the power source of Light Sabers is made by the made up "Kyber Crystals" which can be found in the "Kyber Temples" such as the one in the "City of Jedha" seen in Star Wars Rogue One.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

I definitely like the first idea

[@bemasaberwyn55]

Kinda. The lightsabers do have power cells, similar to actual batteries

[@DieselWeasel]

23:53 - That was an accurate recreation of what happened in the movie, Hook.

[@CyberDalek17]

6:46 that was actually Space Balls a hilarious movie that parodies sci-fi space movies, mainly Star Wars

[@Shritistrang]

Him: "Is Tinkerbell from Peter Pan?" Me: (crying softly)

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Is that right or wrong?

[@Shritistrang]

@@theduckgoesmoo Tinkerbell is from Peter Pan.

[@BlazeWriter]

NC has reviewed Star Trek 5 along with the other odd-numbered movies. If you’re wondering why, it’s because, in the fandom, all the odd-numbered movies are considered the bad ones, & all of the even-numbered movies are good.

[@DieselWeasel]

This was 2018's commercial special, which means just one more before we get to THOSE COFFEE ADS from the 2020 one. :D

[@DieselWeasel]

32:59 - I hate that I know this, but Jacob from Twilight saw Bella's newborn baby and immediately "imprinted" on her (or whatever the fuck they called it), basically meaning he felt he was destined to be with her once she was an adult. He literally looked at a baby and thought to himself, "I'm going to be with her one day."

[@brucechmiel7964]

That Darth Vader segment was from the 1997 Super Bowl. Star Wars was being released back into theaters May 25. The Star Wars: Special Editions. The VHS and laser discs came out August that year. We got our copy August 30th, 1997. All things considered, a pretty good year.

[@smugsneasel]

27:08 My God, one of his hidden memories is returning. I knew watching stuff about kids' childhoods would help!

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Haha scorpion was on tv like 5 years ago

[@inukaiya1509]

That new kids on the block skit always makes me laugh.

[@Bamaboys]

At 25:35 that's Aiyanna Wade, and at 25:40 that's Heather Reusz, two more cast members of the show.

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

7:42 I'm... pretty sure that's how *most* English people (at least in the south of England) say it. It's especially noticeable with Daniel Radcliffe, for example. Oh, and it's especially pronounced here in Australia.

[@DieselWeasel]

27:00 - Oh, you'd've LOVED Schwarzenegger in Batman... He played Mr. Freeze, and all of his lines were ice puns.

[@BlazeWriter]

What killed the dinosaurs?

[@pkmaxstar7039]

The Ice age!! (Freeze sound)

[@nicholasmaddocks7545]

Mr. Perfect Cell, “They supposed to be pocket monsters. No, they’re monsters he wears on his belt. They’re belt monsters. Ball monsters. No no no they’re capsule monsters, and you duel with them. So…THEY'RE DAMNED DUEL MONSTERS!”

[@DementisXYZ]

Before I start commenting, wanna let you know that the new episode of HFIL from TeamFourStar came out. Oh, speaking of Michael B. Jordan as Killmonger, I don't know if you know, but if you don't; The outfit he wears in Black Panther is inspired by Vegeta from DBZ, designed by Michael himself. I was waiting for the Almond Joy bit, and your wide-eyed reaction did not disappoint. 17:27 Oh hey! I always forget James makes a brief appearance. I mentioned Angry Video Game Nerd in my comment on the last commercial one, but that "I just sold my last copy" was another character by the same guy, Board James. Oh wow! I just randomly thought of that side-by-side Dante Basco line earlier today, and here we are. "My gun carries 20 bullets." There we go. You Win. Best reaction I've ever heard to anything ever. Wow! Good call on Robert Patrick in Scorpion. Going one step further, as something else you've HEARD him in, he plays Sokka's Swordmaster in Avatar. "Why would a kid even watch Terminator?" Iunno, I watched T2 when I was 4, so...it was hella fun. Also, because the "anatomically impaired as a Ken Doll" like just went by, I recommend watching Dogma, it's a fun movie. Speaking of movies, stupid idea I had, "theduckgoesmoovies" for a movie reaction channel. Ok, I'll stop now. I think you have two more until Wilkin's Coffee. That said, I'm looking forward to the next one moreso.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

HFIL goes to the public on Wednesday so you get it a day early, perks of ruger 57 is the small bullet for a big gun! I didn’t know Robert Patrick was his name but I loved scorpion and didn’t know he was in avatar!!!

[@TheOriginalJphyper]

Ah, the Energizer bunny... I remember my great-grandmother had a rare Energizer Bunny plush from a contest or something. It's probably worth quite a bit. I don't remember which of my relatives got it after she passed, though.

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

11:44 Is it weird that Darth Vader's "NOOOOOOO!!!!!" reminds me of Voldemort's "UGHVUHDUH KEHDUVRUH!!!!"? They both sound like dying whales.

[@DurongoWarlokus]

Try watching Nostalgia Critic’s Star Trek Month videos where he reviews all the odd numbered Star Trek movies.

[@cracyzero666rat]

Yeah that was a real quiznos commercial 😀

[@EditDeath]

I know I have to be wrong, but does anyone else think the guy in the fancy dinner Energizer commercial looks uncannily like Tucker Carlson?

[@spartanMN300]

“I’ve dated some of them” To quote Daniel Jackson “oh my you…poor man?”

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Now that I think about it…. That probably explains why I feel the way I do

[@calebgoodman2076]

32:07 I know you keep Pokémon in balls but Pokémon is short for *Pocket Monster* for a reason. Word of advice, *don’t* stuff your animals of mass destruction where the sun don’t shine.

[@EditDeath]

Insert awkward Dugtrio joke here

[@KrasMazovHatesYourGuts]

The Sponge Monkeys were an early 2000s internet meme who had a song called 'We Like The Moon'. Quiznos were one of the first companies to tap into meme culture for their commercials. Original SM song: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rYqZmqGpj892nLc

[@MyAbridged]

You should do Nostalgia Critic's Batman and Robin review, it's pretty much the video that made him blow up in the first place.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Oh did it? I didn’t know that

[@PapaPodo]

Someone needs to hand you a list of movies everyone should see

[@haku8135]

For an explanation on the Jacob Twilight bit, watch Pitch Meeting's twilight compilation.

[@thehowlinggamer5784]

I remember Dante Basco being on a rooster teeth podcast after he got added to the camp camp cast where he talked about how a fan told him about having a tattoo of him as Rufio on her back or leg or something...

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Wait who was he in camp camp??

[@thehowlinggamer5784]

@@theduckgoesmoo Not really sure. It's not one of their shows zi really watched. I mostly watched Rwby, rvb and genlock.

[@thehowlinggamer5784]

Fenwick. Some of their minecraft and gta lets plays.

[@jayredd8340]

3:28 The A-Team was a TV show, not a movie series. There was a movie based on the show made like 30 years later, but it wasn't very good.

[@Aardie_Aardwolf]

The 2000's feel more like the age of antsy teenage era.

[@scottylewis8124]

Crowded streets are cleared away. One by One. All our heroes separate as they run.

[@scottylewis8124]

The fact that you haven't seen any of the films? It almost feels like you've been living under a rock.

[@THETexzilla]

Don't eat Corn Flakes, but Frosted Mini-Wheats, Raisin Bran Crunch, Honey Bunches of Oats

[@DieselWeasel]

11:56 - What a face! XD I think the idea of that commercial gave you a stroke.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Wait what kind of stroke? 😳

[@DieselWeasel]

@@theduckgoesmoo Not that kind! XD

[@wattsink2009]

Wait! You haven’t seen Hook?! 😱🤭😳 How is that even possible?! What have you been doing with your life, man?!

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Ahhhh apparently not much

[@Inventure751]

20:47 as of this comment, Quiznos is straight up out of business where I live.

[@funny9able]

Nope Better Space Ball (6:51) Haunting at Hill House is a recommend show to react or watch (15:08) Who is Rufio? Someone who is hunting down the Avatar to restore his honor. If you watch/react to Terminator Just watch 1 and 2, 3 is optional, But stop and dont go further unless you want a migraine.

[@northwindkey]

I'd actually say 3 is probably the worst Terminator film though. I'd rather watch Salvation or DF. "What about Geni-" NOPE DOESN'T EXIST THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

The haunting of hill house I remember when that was the trending show! I remember watching the first episode with my ex back in 2018 but I don’t remember it for reasons

[@jayzedd_]

Why did it sound like they said, "they eat it in the morning and they beat it at night".

[@DamionStingerDrake]

If you like Shaq nostalgia critic did 2 of his movies early on Kazaam and Steel. Let’s Green Egg and Ham it!!

[@600coyotes6]

I loved Corn Flakes as a kid and I still do as an adult.

[@morphingninja]

Binging your NC videos at the moment and from small comments here and there I'm assuming your childhood was spent watching sports, game shows, and maybe being outside. If you had cable at home that is...

[@ChibiJessykat]

Sounds like you've got some movies to catch up on!

[@matthewvulpe3302]

15:47-17:27 If you want the full context behind Doug's thoughts on that movie, watch Nostalgia Critic's review of Star Trek V: The Final Frontier. Speaking as someone who's seen it several times before, I can tell you it's the most WTF movie in the Star Trek franchise. 22:37 Surprising that you've never seen it. I definitely remember seeing these ads. Maybe they came out before your time? 🤷‍♂️ 24:08 "I'm sorry...is that what happens?" Yeah, that's what was going on between Tinkerbell and Peter Pan. As you said, these commercial specials get darker and darker. You ain't seen nothin' yet! I can't wait to see your reaction to the next three commercial specials.

[@MasamuneNoirFilms]

17:43 " how many adults eat cereal?" My dad

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Fair enough

[@miraclecomics]

23:30 nobody ever showed you Peter Pan or read you the books?

[@thehowlinggamer5784]

I still eat life cereal.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Really?? I’ve never had it

[@thehowlinggamer5784]

@@theduckgoesmoo It's a square oat cereal with some sweet flavor to it.

[@cameronhenry541]

You seriously need to start your movie reaction channel so you're not as sheltered

[@jakemetzgar]

How’s he never seen Star Wars? Or at least one of them?

[@theduckgoesmoo]

I already have 4 channels 😂😂 I’m doing this all myself

[@miraclecomics]

Dang you do that many videos a week. 😮 How do you do that?!

[@thoughtsofglought]

16:23 adding Star trek to the list of things you haven't watched. I'm guessing you spent most of your life in a deep hole in the ground or something /s

[@Firstborn0Raz]

Check out Nostalgia Critic Top 11 Drug PSAs.

[@matthewvulpe3302]

I second this!

[@futuregadgetlabmember5320]

Hmm... People urged you to react to Obi-Wan's Death Battle and now this commercial special features Darth Vader in the same week. Maybe this is fate telling you to react to Star Wars.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

In the future!

[@JediMasterRevenantMADNESS]

I have to believe you're saying you didn't see stuff just to get a kick out of our reactions.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Hahahaha you must be new here

[@hermannmakuta3311]

0:30 - Questions 1. Anime-Channel ? Only for One Piece ? Or more Anime? 2. Gaming-Channel. I Wonder when will you Upload the Outlast-LP again?

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Anime channel is for anime series, one piece would be its own channel

[@thatsaladprophet7051]

Hey, You Should React To The Payday Web series, It's Really Good.

[@codywelter5302]

You never seen Star Wars I’m shocked 😳

[@BronyTimereactions]

You know sometimes i question you have seen.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

It’s usually safe to assume I haven’t

[@Striker070412]

Dude not going to lie but you need to watch: Star Wars, Spaceballs, Hook, Terminator 1 and 2. A good series to watch from the Nostalgia Critics is his Star Trek movie reviews. You don't need to have watched Star Trek to enjoy these videos.

[@Toonamp]

Yeah. That was the worst one he made so far. It gets better from here on.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

I thought it was pretty good! I don’t think it’s the worst though

[@joeyeldabaa7963]

Um, What have you seen? 🤨

[@MyBeatleBoy60]

Only one I heard was Suicide Squad from 2016. The only DC film he's seen. And The Lord of the Rings..years ago.

[@daysand123]

Jesus christ im pretty mortified myself i get the twilight joke. Its that fucked up. The werewolf wants to fuck the newborn vampire baby that almost immediately ages up into adulthood because teenage romance is cringe. If you can't believe 50 Shades of Gray is just a twilight fanfiction with the names changed around. Just read the above paragraph again. It'll click sooner or later.

[@warzone2842]

wtf is at 34:01 it is creepy

[@theduckgoesmoo]

That is the little baby’s ice cream from 2 or 3 commercial specials ago

[@leogarza4778]

They are big Megatron simp

[@boxtank5288]

The fact you haven't watched Star Wars (dunno if that changed): FUCKING HERESY (though Original Trilogy and Prequels are best, Ignore Sequel Trilogy if you value your time) The fact you haven't watched Star Trek: FUCKING HERETIC! (Classic and The Next Generation are best to start, form your own judgements from thereon) The fact you never saw Hook: What...what was your childhood like? The fact you never saw Terminator films: You're better off with the first two (open mind on the third and the recent Terminator video game for full canon in my opinion) you are in for a treat then.